Can I get a Cash Money please?
>>50155814
>>50156546
...are those, pack-hunting snakes?
>>50155814
jesus
>>50156546
BEING TRACKED BY A STARVING BEAST
>>50155814
did someone shoot his hat off
>>50156665
With the way he fell, it looks like he lost a little more than his hat.
>>50155879
Source?
>>50156665
Someone shot him in the head.
It looks like it bounced off the side of his cranium, though. He may live with a concussion, or that could cause any number of critical complications.
>>50156609
>45 seconds
All it takes for you, huh?
>>50156715
thats for the Princess to learn the rules...
I keep the better dice in successively more complicated and expansive sets as she picks up skills
>>50156692
>>50156713
okay I'm blind it seems
>>50155853
I might need the source of this chinese cartoon, that's fuckin' hilarious.
>>50156546
>that other lizard at the end there
"Gee Bob, traffic's a bitch today huh?"
>>50155814
One less K*rdroach
>>50156695
Army of Darkness, a nerd cult classic up there with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Watch it!
>>50156925
Not sure if Turk or Daesh.
Ah right, same thing.
>>50156546
"So how was your day?"
"Same old, same old"
>>50156591
When they go into a ball like that it usually means they're mating. I think the lizard was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>50156916
fucking archeage.
>>50156546
Parkour saves.
>>50156546
awesome clip. Sauce?
>>50158077
Planet Earth 2
>>50158092
Thank you. Got the box set, never watched it, going to correct that.
>>50158123
Are those girls giants?
>>50158140
No, just boats.
>>50158140
No, the stuff around them is just small
>>50158165
Is it that chinese cartoon about battleships?
If so, what's the show's name?
>>50155853
Sauce?
>>50158246
It's a browser game
>>50158268
With an animu, neither of which are particularly good. Even the girls (well at least ones that get 90% of attention) are pretty meh-tier.
>>50158264
Nah, /tg/ is pretty much all atheist with some agnostics sprinkled in and on the whole pretty chill about it.
You get the occasional troll or /pol/tard trying to stirr shit up, but that's pretty much it.
>>50158296
I was talking about fantasy theological discussion diptard.
>>>/his/
>>50158296
>/tg/ is pretty much all atheist
>tfw christian that just doesn't care about religion debates and wants to talk tabletop
>>50158309
Then put it in the filename, friend.
>>50156081
>/hhg/.jpg
>>50158355
>gee this filename is talking out theological discussion on /tg/
>I wonder if he means actual theology or fantasy theology, this is /tg/ after all
>nah he must be talking about real religion
Did you even graduate past 6th grade?
>>50158246
Kantai collection, while popular both the game and anime are pretty bad and most of the supposedly cute girls are either shit, used too much or both.
>>50158296
From what i have seen most of /tg/ is casual Christian. at least from all the "cool biblical monsters" threads, and the "how do i fit monotheism in my D&D campaign" threads.
I mean, Im christian, so i might just be making a forest out of a few trees.
>>50156253
That shit makes no sense.
>>50158397
Not him, but I've seen Real World religion being discussed plenty on this board.
Heck, I've seen pretty much anything being discussed on here.
>>50156916
Those two ships in the distance look like they're playing Street Fighter.
>>50158428
>don't have a word for love
Anonymous it's a single character, 愛.
They just don't use it often.
It's expected for a japanese lover to use 愛 only a handful of times a year at best, during deeply emotional moments.
>>50158527
There's also 恋
>>50158428
>Massive suicide rate
>Almost half of people are virgins at 35
What a shit hole.
>>50155814
>>50158651
At least there are not fat.
>>50158296
Another Christian reporting in, there's just no need to rub my religion in people's faces.
>>50158427
You dont have to be religious to appreciate the monster designs that the people who made the religion came up with or with trying to take a typically pantheon style of theology and running a monotheistic one instead.
Simply by going off the fact of where we are Id assume most people on /tg/, and 4chan in general, are agnostic or atheist. This is, however, an assumption based on observation and should be taken with a grain of salt.
>>50158446
>that gun
>>50156546
Someone needs to add text to this to use as a reaction image
>hey what a nice d OH FUCK RUN
>FUCK
>FUCK
>HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT FUCK ME
>FUCK THIS
>FUCK THAT
etc.
>>50158427
>>50158312
>>50158296
You guys are all right. Stay in /tg/ tomorrow.
>>50156874
>Running lizard:
Don't. Say. A word.
>>50156546
RULES OF NATUUUUURE
>>50158757
>>50158767sauce?
>>50156916
This needs to be intercut with shots from Pirates of the Caribbean or some shit. Just action shots of lunatic captains spinning the wheel while howling with laughter as the sea rages.
>>50159640
Trying to rationilize this image is the most fun I had in a while.
>>50159658
>>50159815
I've a feeling I know what this is a reference to, but care to clarify anyway?
>>50158140
I'd have no problem with the show if they were giant, but since they're human-sized, I really have trouble believing that they're more powerful than the actual boats that they replaced. Their guns are too small to cause full-size ships to sink.
>>50159849
Fritz X and the irreparable damage she suffered due to it probably.
>>50159894
Even though the pic is of HMS Warspite? Even though there's a white ensign clearly in view?
Nah.
>>50159919
No one ever claimed that such silly things as losing a boiler room and a turret would be enough to slow the Grand Old Lady down.
>>50156546
I like the one snake that falls into that hole after trying to grab the lizard when he takes the jump
>>50156546
Holy shit
>>50158767
Google just gives me a wiki entry to "Women"
Sauce please
>>50160049
>>50159665
[obmas] Onegai! Onigami-sama - Please! Fearful God [COMIC BAVEL 2016-01] [English] [Noraneko]
>>50159571
what a nightmare
>>50159820
>Necromance if we want to
>We can leave your dead behind
>Because your dead don't dance
>And if they don't dance
>Well they're no fiends of mine!
>>50159820
>>50159820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rerM0uPg_8
>>50158264
>Pikachu with Arceus
honhonhon
>>50156609
>Suck on your knees, privates
How fucking flexible do you have to be in the Army exactly?
>>50158428
>people that don't have a word for love
But they do? Several, in fact.
>>50158296
>/tg/ is all atheist because I am and it makes me feel good to project my beliefs upon everyone around me without evidence
Was this thread derailed by /gif/?
>>50159640
>>50161231
Cristian, actually, though admittely not a very good one.
I assumed /tg/ was mostly atheist (the non spergy kind) from my experience around here.
That's why I wrote "pretty much", not 100%.
No need to get upset.
>>50158779
Its held backwards m8
>>50156546
Poor hungry snakes. I love watching big budget nature documentaries and wondering what parts are going to appear in /tg/ filename threads.
>>50158296
I'm Christian.
>>50161464
Hi Christian, I'm Dad
>>50156546
>tfw a lizard has a stronger will to live than you do
>>50158651
>>50161563
I don't say this often, but just fuck my shit up.
>>50159571
I thought wasting food was a huge taboo in Japland.
>>50159789
I am trying to remember what that show was named...
>>50161764
Clone Wars
Not to be confused with The Clone Wars
>>50161776
Thanks
>>50158296
Someone should do a poll. I'm pretty sure it's not all that unregenerate in here.
>>50161387
>tfw you fell for the 1000TB of RAM meme.
>>50161935
Can't. Too many trolls would try to fuck with the poll to make themselves feel better. Couldn't trust it.
>>50162027
You're making assumptions about the number of trolls here, I think. The only way to know for sure is to just post it and see if you have an absurdly large amount of submissions one way or another. Also, do multiple surveys at random points during the day every day for the next month. That way you get the best representation of the population.
>>50159605
>not The Cats of Amontillado
the fuck is wrong w/ u
>>50158264
>>50156790
It's called Cream Lemon. Series of strange, episodic hentai.
https://bakabt.me/torrent/177986/cream-lemon-lamonae
>>50156073
>>50158296
>following these responses
>>50159714
>>50162114
For what purpose?
>>50162089
Thanks man
>>50162231
I'd normally tell you Boku no Pico, but Cream Lemon is just too weird not to share.
>>50162190
This seems like to much trouble...
I'd summon a succubus and enjoy.
>>50162184
neat.
>>50162225
To see the face of your opponent as they realize what you have done.
>>50161476
/thread
>>50162095
Ooh, that's dark.
What's it from?
>>50161902
Source?
>>50157940
>that filename
gold star anon
>>50155853
What the FUCK Bro?
>>50162089
Wasn't Project A-Ko originally meant to be part of that series? Before instead going off to be its own thing
>>50155879
I find the jolly exuberance of these corpsemen and skeletons as they rush into battle mosthumerus
>>50158740
That's called beautifle one syndrom, look up the rat utopia
>>50162551
Yep, but then they decided they wanted to make money with it and went more mainstream.
>>50158726
God damn I remember this comic, about gold
>>50156073
Did he just have a stroke or what?
>>50162381
Why not take a ´shit on the street then?
Same result, lower cost.
Obligatory Fate/Zero cap
>>50162681
But it's not the same result.
A shit in the street gets random people looking at you like you're some flavor of retard.
Wiping your own board in a 1v1 duel gets the gears in the other guy's head turning as he realizes that you took the time and effort to put together a deck for this specific outcome.
>>50162705
>>50162806
http://www.theonion.com/article/fun-toy-banned-because-of-three-stupid-dead-kids-290
>>50161563
Salarymen are fucking saints, I tell you what.
>>50162976
Is this the patch notes for Dwarf Fortress?
>>50162976
Wow, the dorfs have come far.
>>50155853
It's not actually as good as this looks
>>50163007
But all of them, but yes. It's a list of bizarre DF patch notes
>>50162976
I like to think it's an alternative cosmogony. Demiurge wasn't exactly experienced in his job.
>okay, what is it today?
>I think crocodiles have hair now, sir!
>>50162805
This is meant to be less grimdark, but it implies a family of dog-vampire wizards, who have a hive of dogs living inside them, and shoot rapidly growing dogs out of their veins.
>>50163115
"Demiurge tries create a universe from scratch while slowly learning how not to fuck it up" is the history of dorfforts in a nutshell
>>50161601
The one with the nerdy glasses is the cutest, and not a slut like the other two.
>>50162101
The dude with the stache won because he stayed consistent, just punching away at the head, while the big blonde wanker messed up in trying to vary things.
>>50163162
>Vatican doesn't want you to know this! Learn the truth about the creation of the world!
>>50156546
Such will to survive...
>>50163202
>See the memes!
>>50162988
How filthy is this poster's cooch?
What the heck is a backslop?
>>50156546
Der Wille zur Macht
>>50163217
DQ was the good guy. He saw clearer than any other character. That's the point.
SJWs are a very real force. You can say they're good, or that fighting them on a Chinese knitting-noodle cuneiform stela is stupid, but you can't say they don't exist.
>>50156546
I was fucking cheering for this little dude after about half the video. Fuck yeah lizard, you did it. You survived.
>>50163246
>How filthy is this poster's cooch?
It's a healthy cooch. They're supposed to be full of bacteria (which keep harmful microbes from gaining a foothold in what amounts to a great big wound leading to some very important organs), and quite a few of them are lacto-fermenters like lactobacillus. It's actually a legit way to make pickles if you have access to a vagina and aren't squeemish
>What the heck is a backslop?
When you transfer a little of the last batch of a fermentation to the next batch to ensure you get the microbes you want
>>50163345
Vaginas are gross
If only we could all be gay for dicks
>>50163394
Hate to break it to you, but mouths and buttholes aren't any better
>>50163410
>but mouths and buttholes
why do you repeat yourself?
>>50161272
>Onegai! Onigami-sama - Please! Fearful God
D'awwwwww
>>50161523
Words to life by.
>>50158478
>"a place so corrupt that the organized crime have public hqs and calling cards."
>be American
>mfw Japs complain about the crime and corruption in their country
Kek, they think they have crime. They're like little babies.
>>50161902
>Someone posted the webm I made.
>>50162467
The Ninja Gaiden OVA from the 80s.
>>50163486
>Japs
>Implying this isn't just anti-weebs out to prove they can be as crazy and delusional as the worst weeaboos
Plus, the US actually has a very low corruption rate. Nearly the same as Japan's, actually, according to the CPI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_Perceptions_Index
>>50162225
Destroying your opponent's conception of reality by being a guy who destroyed himself before he could do anything to you.
It is the Anti-Spike.
Try and pull this off in a tournament setting against someone who is clearly playing Magic to win, rather than for fun. See what it does to them.
Then sideboard in some good cards and whoop his ass games 2 and 3 as he no longer has any idea what to expect from you.
>>50158264
You forgot the last and best panel, where Palutena shows up
>>50163530
Thank you
>>50156546
Is there a NOPE version of this neogif?
>>50163637
To be honest I only made it becauseof a softcore bondage scene.
>>50163655
Qwaser was excellent, but they pushed the gothlolis and edge to levels that rivaled Shojopop retardation.
>>50163726
Yeah. That scene with the christmas cake uniform high-heel pantyhose ladies in bondage was the best as far as lewds went.
>>50163783
>480x630
Did you save a preview?
>>50163838
Probably. It was an image linked to be by someone else.
>>50163280
>That's the point.
Nnno, it's not. Quixote was insane. At the end of Don Quixote, Quijano regains his sanity, apologizes for the harm that he has caused, and dictates his will (as he is quite old and dying), his will including a provision that his niece will be disinherited if she marries a man who reads books about chivalry, as Quijano did, which is of course what drove him to madness in the first place.
Supporting and idolizing Quixote as anything other than a mad old man didn't start up until nearly two hundred years after Don Quixote was published, and in France. The folk of the French Revolution idolized Quixote and used him as an example of how a man can be right and society can be wrong. Leaving aside that this demonstrates that they didn't actually read the book through to the end, the folk of the French Revolution also thought that declaring war on all of their neighbors at once AND killing off their own people via guillotine by the tens of thousands would be a good idea, so their ideas should be taken with a grain of salt.
Now, mind, I myself personally would have preferred it if the idea of "one man can be right and society can be wrong" HAD been a central theme of Don Quixote. But it wasn't.
>>50161523
now that made me lose
>>50163866
>the folk of the French Revolution also thought that declaring war on all of their neighbors at once AND killing off their own people via guillotine by the tens of thousands would be a good idea, so their ideas should be taken with a grain of salt.
Are you implying that declaring the war on everyone and decapitating enemies of the state is a bad thing? What are you? Some kind of filthy monarchist?
>>50156695
God I feel old.
>>50163783
>animal in bed
But what assurance do I have that you are quite fertile?
>>50155853
Based grandpa
>>50163768
>>50162976
>Cleaned up the bear situation
>Added cat butchery
>Rain kills everything it lands on
>Made all undead respectful to each other
>Sleeping on amelting iceberg results in waking up as a demon or other underground creature
>Vampire accuses baby of killing victim
>undead cats can adopt dwarf
>Animal breeding is prevented if animals aren't "willing to marry"
Pure gold.
>>50163927
Let as all bow our heads in prayer for our glorious Lard, Gabe Newell.
Our Lard who art named Gaben
Expansive by thy size
>Thy Half-Life come
Thy Sales be done
In Winter as they are in Summer
Give us this day our daily deals
And forgive us our idling
As we forgive those who lament beside us
And lead us right into temptation
And deliver us from money
For thine is the Portal
And the Half-Life, and the 2Fort
Forever and ever
Gaben
>>50163927
Noise.
>>50156620
man, why did people have to ruin a perfectly good word. It is really precise in its meaning, and was just super useful. Now you have to say things like x slows down ys growth. Which isn't even always accurate. *sigh*
>>50162184
>01001100 01100101 01110111 01100100
>>50163572
That's partially because our corruption is above the board. Lobbying with cash donations and expensive dinners/events is seen as bribery in other nations, but we've codified it into our legal system.
>>50158296
Muslim here
Don't generalize, akhi
>>50156567Sauce?
>>50163280
>You can say they're good
>>50158296
What up goys?
>>50164223
Is it weird that this turns me on?
>>50163895
You can't guillotine all your problems, Robespierre!
>>50164282
If guillotine doesn't solve problem use more guillotine
>>50164282
You should be punished for such treasonous speech. To the guillotine with you!
>>50164281
nah
girl/boy thing touching a phallic object until what's inside said object is ejected
Totes normal
>>50164299
They just started having a revolution and kinda didn't stop.
>>50164299
But what if problem...is guillotine?
>>50164293
>>50164201
The fact that most Americans think that the issues with our campaign finance system are the same thing as (or even worse than) bribery shows how insulated from real corruption we are.
>>50164312
>>50164232
That is Ozoi, an obscure japanese net character.
The artist would be some long-forgotten anonymous from 2chan.
>>50164318
MORE GUILLOTINE
>>50156546
Oh hey, I know that one from a tubedubber threadhttp://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=Rv9hn4IGofM&video_start=45&audio=Eje2r90MkGE&audio_start=129
>>50164263
I shouldn't of watched that. Now I'm going to have to watch the show.
>>50164263
>cooking for /k/
>>50161933
fuck whoever made this collage
>>50164739
kek'd
>>50163119
That would be fucking awesome.
>>50164710
That is literally Tacticool:The Tank.
>>50162805
Grandpa worm-rapes brother, great uncle puppy-rape took over the family
>>50163162
His face gets me everytime
>>50159635
what game
>>50165157
Advance Wars.
>>50162114
Wouldn't Tormod's Crypt remain in the graveyard? Or does it's effect activate after it's sacrifice?
>>50165272
Sacrificing it is part of its activation cost, therefore it will be in the graveyard before its effect resolves.
>>50162114
Got any more of these? Wasn't there a five card one that used Leveller?
>>50158296
Actually curious to demographics now. Atheist swine here.
>>50165157
>>50165212
Specifically, Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising.
>>50164263
Fukken diamonds, sauce?
>>50166050
Boku noShimoneta
>>50158296
Agnostic fence sitting fuck checking in. Glad to be here
>>50158296
Full member of the Universal Assembly reportin' in.
>>50159635
fukkin kik
>>50158296
Apatheist here, why should we care?
>>50159635
Colin was bullshit.
>>50158296
Fedora here, might as well throw my hat in the ring.
>>50156695
Army of Darkness or Evil Dead 3 although it has very little to do with ED 1 and 2 besides from the main character and the necronomicon (the theme being over the place).
A good way to describe it is playing DnD 3.5 where everybody makes a core only party against a minmaxed lich BBEG and his minions and then comes one guy who is allowed to use all of the splatbooks in existence to make his character with, including the gear found in them and then for good measure he uses d20 modern for extra flavor..
>>50156546
My stress levels just spiked thanks anon
>>50158296
Illuminati here. Hope to see more.
>>50158296
Apathetic maltheist here. Look at the world, God must be a dick.
>>50158140
"Goddamnit, GM, I don't care if this entire fucking setting mostly happens inland, we told you we would play vikings raiding villages on longboats and god fucking help me are we going to play vikings raiding villages on longboats"
>>50161487
It's because it doesn't have will. Just instinct
>>50164532
We can't. you guillotine'd the guillotine makers for not making enough guillotines and the rest for making too many guillotines.
>>50166594
ABSURD! There is never enough guillotines!
Whoever gave that order will be guillotined!
>>50166616
You did
>>50162190
That before pic looks just a little bit optimistic
>>50164710
I have no knowledge of tanks; what's wrong with this design?
I don't doubt that there IS something wrong with it, I just don't know enough about tanks to get the joke.
>>50158300
what the fuck, wikihow?
>>50166888
Gun is needless big AND autoloaded, four different types of ammo for all the weapons, fuck huge and the list goes on.
Its a horrible mess.
>>50166888
Whoever made this seems to think that the only reason tanks aren't bigger is that they'd be too heavy. He spends a while describing the benefits of being big, bigger gun, more radar according to him.
the issue with being huge is that the tank is much easier to shoot, and much harder to hide. Also, bigger vehicles are generally less mobile.
There's also so much shit jammed in the interior that I'm not sure how those 4-8 people are going to fit in it, even with it being huge.
Also, it uses an autoloader, which are slower than a competent loader, and have a tendency to break down easily.
Generally, the designer of this seems to think that he needs to make a vehicle that does everything at the same time. Being able to configure it for multiple roles is fine, but a single vehicle able to do everything at the same time is unnecessary, especially when the tradeoff is being so huge.
Also, too many guns.Why does it have four guns? Is the designer aware that you actually need someone to fire all of those? It's basically the equivalent of adding more blades to a sword to make it stronger.
>>50163768
>it's the Jews
>but also the nazis
>also the gays somehow
I have literally no idea what political ideology this is coming from.
>>50159859
Spirit magic. I don't see you questioning the aircraft carriers which are literally wizards with glowing orbs and scrolls that materialize planes.
>>50167135
Gay Nat-Soc Jews, duh.
>>50158296
malal worshipper here, fuck you and your intolerant bullshit
>>50158137
Not the old one. This is the 1st episode of the second series. Aired last weekend in UK.
>>50160993
I almost failed by being incapable of walking on my hands...
>>50166840
>squatting on toes
IS NOT TRUE SLAV, IS WESTERN SPY! LOOK! ALIEN HAS NO ADIDAS TRACKSUIT!
>>50162184
...every craft has it's porn...
>>50158296
Yeah I'm Agnostic. I'm not sure what's the statistics are like, but I guess there are a lot of Christians.
>>50166359
What if God's idea of "good" doesn't line up with our ideas of "good"?
Pretty sure I fall under agnostic, my thought on the matter is basically "any god that judges me by my choice in sky person rather than my actions isn't one I care to side with"
>>50161933
This was so poorly done, even my first caps look better in comparison
>>50163927
Now, pony stuff and homeshit I can cope with, but
>Shadman
>>50167171
you're missing the confederate satanist parts
>>50167765
kek
>>50167679
Shadman is pretty tame as far as porn goes, though.
Am I missing something?
>>50166378
Damn, that was better then I expected. Especially because I know the history behind it.
>>50167844
His porn is pretty luch causing autism wars everywhere. It's impossible now to post Shadman stuff on 4chan without it ending up with people arguing about his supposed declining style & sameface problemthe worse part is that the more you listen to these fags, the more you realise they are right
>>50161409
> not a .gif or .webm with bouncing cyber-titties
Disappointed.
>>50167937
To be fair, that's a problem common to every famous porn artist. I mean, yeah, they call it "artistic signature" or something like that, but just look at ShindoL's or Ishikei's samefaces.
>>50168012
>>50167844
>>50167937
Funny thing is Shadman is actually a pretty chill guy irl. He talked about his Kafkaesque nightmare of a life before coming to America on an episode of Sleepycast. It's a good listen.There's and actually military tank out there with his art on it.
>>50164282
Fucking watch me.
>>50166627
Good. Then all is as it should be
>>50164293
>pol/ with the hitler costume in the background
>>50167837
>tfw as dwarflike elves in tolkien the noldor are classical-greece-gay aryan pseudo hebews apostate to their own god
>/tg/ will subliminally remind people that in all cases of world building, tolkien did it better
>>50157940
okay, that deserves a (you)
>>50168527
>what is it, Boney? did Timmy fall down the old well?
>>50156695
Nigga you... WHAT?
That's like asking "Who's Kirk?"
>>50169186
What is it being powered by?
>>50162184
>01101101 01111001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101111 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011