1001 uses for a Slime Familiar

>>50153284
2) Their mild acidity is great for getting rust off of your chainmaile.

>>50153284
3) Handy masturbation sleeve

3.) If you have the stomach, they make for an excellent energy drink.

>>50153284
2: they can slip pursuers.
3: they can scout areas through cracks
4: they can suffocate a sleeping enemy
5: jelly hugs
6: can store volatile fluids
7: can scout poison gas areas
8: can clog poison gas pipes

>>50153329
Meant to type 4.

4.) If needed, they can function as an acceptable substitute for sticky glue.

13: they can disguise themselves as the jello dessert.

5.) Slimes are great for parties.

They can hide in a wine skin

You can stick your keys in them when you get home so you won't lose them.

16: slip them over a lantern and they become a spooky green light.

17.) Slimes don't judge you.

18.) They can easily disguise themselves as a potion.

19.) If you're a fighter, or have an acquaintance who is a fighter, they can attach themselves to a bladed weapon for devastating effect.

1001 uses for a Slime Familiar! (So far)

1.) They can be used as Improvised Lubricant, in a pinch.
2) Their mild acidity is great for getting rust off of your chainmaile.
3) Handy masturbation sleeve
4.) If you have the stomach, they make for an excellent energy drink.
5: they can slip pursuers.
6: they can scout areas through cracks
7: they can suffocate a sleeping enemy
8: jelly hugs
9: can store volatile fluids
10: can scout poison gas areas
11: can clog poison gas pipes
12.) If needed, they can function as an acceptable substitute for sticky glue.
13: they can disguise themselves as the jello dessert.
14.) Slimes are great for parties.
15: They can hide in a wine skin
16: You can stick your keys in them when you get home so you won't lose them.
16: slip them over a lantern and they become a spooky green light.
17.) Slimes don't judge you.
18.) They can easily disguise themselves as a potion.
19.) If you're a fighter, or have an acquaintance who is a fighter, they can attach themselves to a bladed weapon for devastating effect.

20. They can eat all the nasty gunk off of your armour!

22: they smell like pinesol

>>50153451
This Guy!

21.) They come in dozens of different colors, and can match with any Wizard's outfit! Which is useful for banquets, and courting maidens.

24.) With a Slime around, vacuuming and dusting is redundant.

25) They're cute. CUTE! Great with kids!

>>50153451
1001 uses for a Slime Familiar! (I messed up the count so here is the first 25)

1.) They can be used as Improvised Lubricant, in a pinch.
2) Their mild acidity is great for getting rust off of your chainmaile.
3) Handy masturbation sleeve
4.) If you have the stomach, they make for an excellent energy drink.
5: they can slip pursuers.
6: they can scout areas through cracks
7: they can suffocate a sleeping enemy
8: jelly hugs
9: can store volatile fluids
10: can scout poison gas areas
11: can clog poison gas pipes
12.) If needed, they can function as an acceptable substitute for sticky glue.
13: they can disguise themselves as the jello dessert.
14.) Slimes are great for parties.
15: They can hide in a wine skin
16: You can stick your keys in them when you get home so you won't lose them.
17: slip them over a lantern and they become a spooky green light.
18.) Slimes don't judge you.
19.) They can easily disguise themselves as a potion.
20.) If you're a fighter, or have an acquaintance who is a fighter, they can attach themselves to a bladed weapon for devastating effect.
21. They can eat all the nasty gunk off of your armour!
22: they smell like pinesol
23.) They come in dozens of different colors, and can match with any Wizard's outfit! Which is useful for banquets, and courting maidens.
24.) With a Slime around, vacuuming and dusting is redundant.
25) They're cute. CUTE! Great with kids!

27.) Many variations of Slime can be used as hair gel for your magnificent beard/mustache.

26.) If a Slime is large enough, they can be used as a waterbed or bean bag chair.

>>50153600
You jumped a number after I fixed the count.
>trigger my autism
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

They can be used as a waterbed.

>>50153625
Lol, but seriously, it was just a typo.

28.) Some Slimes taste even better than barbecue sauce! Others are spicy and make an excellent salsa!

Slimes have fantastic insulation. You can use them to keep hot food hot, cold food cold, or heated with a fire and make a fantastic foot warmer or hat for hours.

When you forget your keys, it can slide under the door and open it from the inside

30.) Smaller, more solid Slimes can be used as comfortable pillows.

31.) They're great for picking up girls! Slime-girls, that is.

>>50153777
32: or you can just make yours look like a girl, fools even the most vigilant guards.

Wear it as a comfy toque when it gets cold!

32.) Slimes have all of the purring cuddliness of Cats, with none of the insane mood swings and annoying cleanup! They also don't need any cat-food!

34.) Never ever run out of ammo in a water balloon fight.

35.) Changing the trash is a thing of the past!

36.) Slimes can help you fit into your birthday suit

37.) Slimes can also be used as free, lubed condoms.

1001 uses for a Slime Familiar! (26-37)

26.) If a Slime is large enough, they can be used as a waterbed or bean bag chair.
27.) Many variations of Slime can be used as hair gel for your magnificent beard/mustache.
28.) Some Slimes taste even better than barbecue sauce! Others are spicy and make an excellent salsa!
29: Slimes have fantastic insulation. You can use them to keep hot food hot, cold food cold, or heated with a fire and make a fantastic foot warmer or hat for hours.
30: When you forget your keys, it can slide under the door and open it from the inside
31.) Smaller, more solid Slimes can be used as comfortable pillows.
32.) They're great for picking up girls! Slime-girls, that is.
33: or you can just make yours look like a girl, fools even the most vigilant guards.
34.) Slimes have all of the purring cuddliness of Cats, with none of the insane mood swings and annoying cleanup! They also don't need any cat-food!
34.) Never ever run out of ammo in a water balloon fight.
35.) Changing the trash is a thing of the past!
36.) Slimes can help you fit into your birthday suit
37.) Slimes can also be used as free, lubed condoms.

It rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over the neighbor's thyme,

It's great for a snack, it fits in your pack, it's slime! slime! slime!

40.) Slimes can be used as mouthwash!

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>I brought you all a slime.
>Please put us on your head.

They're a universal garbage disposal. Plus, if you feed them enough, they'll split and then you'll have two adorable universal garbage disposals.

they kind of feel like a boob

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They're easy to transport.

If sufficiently ocygen rich the slime can briefly fill your lungs to allow for underwater exploration or to escape toxic gas unharmed.

Hygienic chewing gum that regains flavor! Hours of fun for both of you!

Living roomba that you can pet.

41.) They won't kick you out of their house and call you a disappointment of a son.

Can be used to insulate yourself from predator heat vision in absence of mud.

Improvised gag.
Can unlock any lock requiring a key.
Excellent conversation starter.
Easy to smuggle.
A great help with research in non newtonian fluids.

Can be used to hold up pieces of paper when you're out of blu-tack

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>>50153284

Will help you hide that body.
Won't ask questions.

Butt stuff

56.) A Slime's Slimy Slimes are extremely useful components for all sorts of Potions, Elixirs, and Mixtures!

A slime can enter the circulatory system and block it in the case of an enemy or prey, or to buy you some additional time in the case your heart has stopped.

58.) Slimes are high in potassium and essential vitamins!

59) Slimes are happy to help as torture assistants! Have the bugger wiggle its way into your victim's wounds and the rest is history!

60)Slimes can be trained to be your little, globby maids.

61)Slimes make for great conversation starters. And finishers for desperate situations.

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62.) Will follow along quietly.

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63.) Will listen patiently to everything you have to say, and will keep all of your secrets!