Could your character defeat Sportacus?

>>50153138
Well, my char has an elephant gun. If the first shot hits, yes.

>>50153138
My character might be incapable of such, but my party stands a good chance, we're number one after all.

>>50153138
Defeating him doesn't seem to be hard. The pink-haired bitch from meddling is what'll fuck you up.

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>>50153175
>>50153163
>>50153186

Could your party defeat the dream team?

>>50153138
No, he eats sport candy buddy.

SPORT

CANDY

that's fucking hardcore as fuck.

>>50153138
>tfw you lived to see Lazytown become a meme again

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My Slaaneshi marine is too hedonistic and enjoys being lazy. I'll give Sportacus the benefit of the doubt.

>>50153138
This is officially one of the dumbest posts I've even on 4chan...

>>50153548
No, this is.

>>50153229
Of course not. They Are Number One.

>>50153548
You have been here for less than a minute.

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>>50153548
>This is officially one of the dumbest posts I've even on 4chan...
babay;s first thread eh?

>>50153138
Probably not, he's a big guy and running around with gear, plate and sword-and-board is going to get you and keep you in shape.
But he likely lacks a more all rounded physique of one who uses a gym with guidance from those with a knowledge of anatomy, as well as a lack of knowledge of most sports that he will be challenged to.
Maybe with some prep time, a little training montage he could do it but I can see him losing more often than not.

Or did you mean in combat and not sports? Still a loss overall. Killing such a champion of healthy living for no Good reason would cause him to fall, surely.

>>50153229
> Number One is Four.
> Four are Number One.
> Chaos Undivided.

>>50153138
Totally. You just use Celerity to keep up and just Mind spike him until he stops running, but then again why would she?

My Shardmind is more likely to bake him Oatmeal Raisin cookies than hurt someone like Sporticus. She'd get him a nice cup of tea, And then try to to fuck his brains out as her loins destabilze and start to get goopy and sappy, since shes made of amber.

>>50154510
>Shardmind
>Amber
That's not how it works, you little shit.

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>>50153138
Hell no, my illusionist might as well be asthmatic compared to Sportacus. Plus why would he cheat against such a cool dude?

>>50153138
In what? A fight? Or a decathlon?

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>>50153229

T H E D R E A M T E A M

>>50155099
>Robbie Rotten
>Fighter
>Not Thief

>>50155120
I am not good at MS paint.

>>50154986
A decathlon... TO THE DEATH!

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>>50155180
>have to do it until one of you dies
>healthy snacks are provided in eternal quantities

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LOOK AT THIS NET

>>50153138
nah, my character would get along with sportacus to well to fight him though so its k

>>50155180
>Deathcathalon

>>50155285

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvzKoO3Ppaw

I mean how can you not love the guy

>>50155397
thats what im saying

>>50155397
He's also legit super nice in real life too, and he does his own stunts.

What a guy

>>50155397
I just hate how they call apples 'sports candy.' Kids aren't dumb - sure you want them to be healthy, but they know apples aren't candy.

>>50155433

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MQpl2D4qiE

y-yeah... what a guy...!

I appreciate how the main demographic that watched Lazy Town when it aired have finally aged to the point where they can shitpost about it on 4chan.

I mean, I can relate to these fresh batch of memelords. It's still dumb memes, but there memes I can understand.

https://youtu.be/BXn4bnhOae0

How long have you managed to last?

>>50155624
>In his 20s, he made a bet with a friend, Fjölnir Þorgeirsson, that each could master a sport of the other's choosing he knew nothing about in three years. Magnús chose snooker for Fjölnir and Fjölnir chose aerobics for Magnús. Just as Magnús became a champion in aerobics, Fjölnir became Icelandic champion in snooker.
He is Legit.

>>50155672
This chump needs some sport candy.

>playing 3.caster as Rogue base, Chameleon prestige (berate me more, I get off on your tears)
>skills literally coming from every direction

Yeah, probably could.

>>50153229
This post gave him cancer.

>>50155672
I appreciate that too but sometimes I worry about what will happen when a majority of the memes are about shows I don't know about. We still got plenty of spongebob memes rolling in but for how long?

>>50155397
I'm pissed that the apple does not get in the slightest way bruised by the end of it.

>>50153229
Well, my char has an elephant gun. So, if they're all standing in a line and the first shot hits, yes.

>>50153138
Not unless it's a shield-fighting contest or she's allowed to use her ONE SPELL PER DAY.

>>50153229
>implying that robbie isn't just playing my team.
come the fuck on

>>50153138
>Warlock
Yes, and he's evil enough to do it as long as the paladin isn't looking.

>Monk
I'm pretty sure Sportacus is just a higher level monk so no, not likely

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>>50153138
Yes, he is a pirate!

>>50153138
HA! As if I would ever care to find out. No, I would join sports jesus and together we'd spread fitness across the land.

>>50153138
>Character is a rogue with a disguise kit training and the Gourmand feat
>Create sugary confection disguised as apple
>Disguise self as helpless old woman
>reward this helpful young man with some "sport candy"

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>>50153548
good bait, you really made it reek of newfag

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Sportacus and Mr Rogers team up to be your campaign's BBEG. How fucked are your PC's?

>>50159631
Not fucked at all, they wold end up joining Sportacus and Mr. Rogers.

>>50155896
>I appreciate that too but sometimes I worry about what will happen when a majority of the memes are about shows I don't know about.
I'm 36, nobody on the Internet even knows what Kissyfur is. Suck it up.

>>50155672
You dumb reddit nigga, stephanie and Robbie have been 4chan memes for years. Just happen they released a dank as fuck beat on the last month so the popularity rose again.

>>50153229
Look at this net that I just found

>>50160293
Robbie is a NEET.
He found a net.
Pottery.

>>50159631
Once again, question if I am in fact the BBEG.

>>50160293

When I say GO, get ready to THROW!

>>50153138
You're kidding right? Because even my grandma with her rusty PPS could drop him .

>>50155235
How can sportacus possibly escape from the small net?

>>50153138
IF he reached CQC range, probably not (...although Blink will do a good job of stopping that happening).

Then again, full push every turn on Magic Missiles is a hell of a drug, particularly with the Eldritch Trick feats he's got.

>>50153229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVL8BUhmad4

>>50153138
As I am playing a fat wizard with barely any CON, our encounter would quickly fade to black.
Upon returning, my character will have experienced a shift in his ability scores and gained martial levels while wondering what the fuck just happened.

>>50163528

kek

>>50155672
m8, they were a staple over a decade ago.

Take a look at some of the first pedo bear images if you don't believe me.

YAR HAR FIDDLE-DI-DEE

>>50160500
>Implying Sportacus won't hacky-sack your missiles back at you

>>50168244
Isn't that the Wiggles?

>>50168746
No.

>>50168244
IF YOU LOVE TO SAIL THE SEA: YOU! ARE! A PIRATE!

you cant freakin beat sporticus, he would freakin teach nurgle to get off his ass and become the order god of fitness and vitality

>>50153138
In a fight? More then likely, yeah. But why would he? Dude's just trying to help people get /fit/ which is something my character approves of whole heartedly given his somewhat darwinistic outlook on life.
>>50159631
We jump ship almost immediately. My character may not completely approve of Mr.Roger's "I like you just the way you are" mentality, but he'll respect him and keep quiet about it. I'm pretty sure even the most That Guy of that guys would hold their tongue in the presence of Mr.Rogers.

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>>50159188
I just stole your Pepe. It was too dank for one man.

>>50168760
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZsgNHquM

>>50168999
>Removing Stephanie's part
HERESY

>>50169120
What if they did her part death metal style?

>>50153138
definitly not, since my last character was a STD ridden prostitute
did i say prostitute ? i meant female charisma build mage

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>>50153138

Sportacus: the only hero to ever have a dastardly whiplash mustache.

>>50153138
My character is a Police Officer.
Specifically she's a Detective Inspector.

Surely Sportacus has enough respect for the law to follow her directions.
If it comes to a fight she has her standard police kit and she's pretty much been engineered to peak human fitness and then some.

>>50168760
It is: "if you like to sell pussy"

>>50159631
Knowing how we work? Bloody damn screwed. I mean, we don't do too much evil shit, but we're not the people Mr Rogers wanted us to be.

We have a Barbarian doctor that has a politic of kill on sight when its related to undead.

A Wizard that killed the other only wizard alive in town so he could own the academy technically.

An Alchemist that is well known for making the avatar of the god of Knowledge to cry for being bullied too much.

And a bard that has his photo alongside the word "orgy" in the dictionary and is well know for always aiming to the eyes.

>>50153548
Nobody tell him about [s4s].

>>50153548
>>>/s4s/
You need a Nice Therapy
>>50172598
le millenom girl

>>50155235
is that a pseudopenis

>>50171850
So no, she couldn't.

>>50155235
Have you seen Lazy Town?
Trying to catch Sportacus in a net basically never works

>>50155397
>"I love [fruit]"
>"let me show how much I love [fruit] by throwing it around the room and continually kicking it with my well used sports shoes, horrifically bruising it"

Of anything I've seen of this show, this is by far the dumbest.

>>50173059
You would think they would use poisoned fruit more often, since the moron effectively can't stop himself from eating any "sport candy" he finds lying around.

>>50173425
He'd probably have some BS like "His body is so healthy, he fights off the poison."

>>50173445
Or "he's eaten so much poisoned sport candy he's become immune to it"

>>50160392
It's be ready to throw, not get ready.
Ugh, let's try something else.

>>50173425
It's not even poison, Robbie just puts real candy inside the apple and Sportacus passes out after taking a bite. It's like he has severe diabetes.

>>50173632
>yfw the real reason Sportacus is so healthy is he's a vegan diabetic and refuses to use insulin medication because it was developed by experimenting on horses

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>>50173632
>Be so "healthy" your body actually gets weaker to unhealthy shit
Robbie Rotten 4 lyfe, Sportacus can suck my chode (assuming it doesn't kill him).

>>50173832
Robbie Rotten is, ironically, just as active as sportacus, in spite of the fact that he wants the town to become lazy again.

He manages to do this while having an absolutely shit diet, which if anything makes it more impressive. If he were to eat fruit and vegetables he'd probably best Sportacus easily.

>>50174254
Is that actually the hidden message of the show?

>>50174288
The irony of Robbie's activity is intentional. That much is pretty clear.

Lazytown RPG when?

It actually could make for a fun game, in a Maid sort of way

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>>50173425
>>50173632
>present sportacus with a Halloween candied apple
>his fw

>>50174474
Certainly a lot better than pretending a candied onion is actually a candied apple.

>>50153138
How was this called and why it suddenly became a meme?
I remember it was pretty weird for me even when I was 6

>>50153138
My sorcerer took several feats that gave him the ability to IFF as far as "exclude good, burn evil" in his spells, but he can't turn said feats off. So no.

>>50175763
The show is called LazyTown. It spawned many memes years ago. The recent resurgence is due to the actor that played Robbie Rotten developing a tumor. Increased awareness of that fact, combined with the additional seasons of the show that aired in the UK, led to more memes as of late.

>>50155397
After watching that, I'm fairly convinced my Sith apprentice could not beat Sportacus.

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>>50160197
I feel like the occasional meme based on an ancient show no one knows would only enrich us all.

This thread is just making me want to throw a team of ineffectual villains who run around trying to capture the PCs but fail due to their own incompetence. Probably some kobolds, as they're the least likely to be murderhobo'd by my players.
And they'll insist that they're number one.

>>50176814
Will they call themselves the Axis powers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=853L10a0HZk

>>50176814
How are kobolds least likely to get murderhobo'd by your players? I mean I'd murderhobo the shit out of some sneaky kobolds. Especially if they tried to use a net on me.

>>50176921
The majority of them are furfags and they know my DMing style is mostly comedic. One will straight up try to murder them regardless because his character wouldn't want to deal with their antics.

>>50153138
If I won initiative, I'd cast the Alteration spell "Gain Weight" just for shits and giggles.

It appeared in an April Fools edition of Dragon magazine. Material component = a wheel of cheese.

>>50176967
>he just exercises so hard he burns it all off minutes
>he thanks you for how much harder it made the workout, giving him a thrill from it he hasn't felt in a long time

>>50153138
My charecter has ready access to banana peels and nets (we just found those, do we take a penalty for unfamiliarity?) so its pretty a much guarenteed victory.

>>50174308
Given the way they write Sporticus, I wouldn't be surprised if he fully intended for Robbie to try and fuck with him from the beginning, just because it gets Robbie out of the house and moving.

>>50176981
Are you trying to make this erotic?

>>50153229
>mfw my team in Warfram is named the Dream team after one of the players insisted that we called ourselves that
The cheeky bastard

>>50177225
It always was.

>>50177038
>Thunderous Crunch

No, don't touch that!

Just follow my lead, and sneak around!

>>50160197
>Kissyfur

Suitably obscure. Not quite Sugar Creek Gang eldritch tier, but up there.

>>50175889

If I see a Centurions, M.A.S.K., or Starcom meme, I will know that I have reached the end of the internet, and it is time to die.

>>50176814
Have them almost succeed, have the party captured and shit, and then go "Now what"

>>50153138
Probably not, because you don't beat the main character of another show. I'm pretty sure it's going to be the weirdest crossover in television history, sure to show up on listicles, so of course my character will do it.

I honestly think my character lacks the ability to beat any above average heroic person... I've only played one session as them and it was pretty embarrassing.

Roleplaying her is 10/10, but god damn does she suck at fighting.

>>50159631
My player characters pretty much ended up becoming the Evil Knight Sabers so I think they're kinda fucked.

Fruit's incredibly sugary though. I actually got fat as a child because while I was never allowed junk food, I was allowed as much fruit as I wanted and abused the shit out of that.

>>50180437
See, that's an exciting reason.

I was just never any good at organized sports, which is the most boring reason.

>>50153229
The one on the right is surprisingly handsome.

>>50176814
Villains also spend much of their time trying to capture the PC's familiars.

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