Pathfinder General /pfg/
>THIS IS IMPORTANT!
If you want build advice make sure to say what 3pp you can use, if any.
>THIS IS IMPORTANT!
What have your experiences with dragon/half-dragon waifus and husbandos been? What stats do you use to play them?
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/JTj1yEmU
Kineticists of Porphyra IV: End of an Era playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XTgiUdDSrTCvATEDeDJ4MnbDgS6KEBLu2e9mjj5fwaw/edit
Broken Shackles Playtest: https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/59701/broken-shackles-test-play
Creation Handbook Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kitAB8sHgmuD3fvOMuI_KyV_dxpO2wrxQmbnCoRgglA/edit#
Avowed Playtest: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5HkyGRtGZy3SWVhdWFBWERWWjg
Old Thread: >>50142333
Mind Handbook Playtest has also started: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kp4acH7zTk4e3DfPdYDfTk1jJClly3yp27Jfrf3FRWw/edit?usp=sharing
So I'm gonna ask again. What do people think the best familiars for Mauler are in terms of:
>Best natural attack cycle
>Best Strength
>Best overall utility
Right now I'm on Flying Fox for the following reasons:
20 str at level 3
Scent
Flying (enough strength to carry a PC with muleback cords)
However I am also considering a goat, and an ioun wyrd.
This is from the perspective of an Eldritch Guardian, so it gets all the feats I do.
>>50150035
>Mind Handbook
I hope its as baller as the Creation playtest
Seriosly, everytime I read one of these handbooks, I just wanna build a new character dedicated to that sphereAside from Nature and Destruction. Those are pretty meh
>tfw want to run or play in a campaign for REVOLUTION IN THE PLANE OF FIRE, DOWN WITH YMERI, ELEMENT WAR NOW
>don't have the GM'ing skills to do it, and don't know anyone who'd GM it
>GM doesn't allow magic items
>Allows mythic tiers
>Ok
>Be Monk
>Dual path (trickster/champion)
>Path Dabbling: Enduring Armor
>Deadly Dodge
>Ki power: Barkskin
I came here to survive
Where was the kitsune gunslinger guy from earlier? How cute is the kitsune?
>>50150110
Destruction is great at killing things though.
Can someone give me the rundown on the Skilled Casting Drawback? I assume if you're not under pressure you could take 10 on it, and if you're in combat you cannot take 10? I'm sitting here trying to figure out if there is literally any reason for me to NOT have that drawback, because being stuck making dance checks for every spell doesn't seem like a bad deal when by level 10 my modifier would be +23 at bare minimum, and I could betaking 10 in combat anyway.
>>50150175
>Destruction is great at killing things though.
It is, but its not asfunas the more indirect routes to power.
I will say, though, my favorite Blast Type will always be crystal, and if I ever build a Destruction specialist then I plan on going all out on pimping Crystal Blast
>>50150193
Just remember to shift time and quicken metamagic for 4 blasts in a round!
Would your character have sided with Hoshido, Nohr, or "lolnope magical third option"?
>>50150226
I have no idea what any of that means
>>50150183
Skilled casting requires that you be able to perform the skill, which can be awkward, but you're probably going to be cast successfully all the time. Drawbacks generally don't hinder you that much, provided you've built your character right. Here, you're getting a break because you spend a tone of skill points on a skill that is probably not going to be used very much.
Here's the full list of current playtests:
Creation Handbook Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kitAB8sHgmuD3fvOMuI_KyV_dxpO2wrxQmbnCoRgglA/edit?usp=sharing
Dark Handbook Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zHRZyaMh_QwWcQ-ROGCjQyCdflD6cbm9VdEOJMpC06I/edit?usp=sharing
Mind Handbook Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kp4acH7zTk4e3DfPdYDfTk1jJClly3yp27Jfrf3FRWw/edit?usp=sharing
Time Handbook Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xrcVb8f4isNrnf0c4A-ek9AmU8UD9nNULJF5v6dRwNM/edit?usp=sharing
War Handbook Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wKYQDiexOl7efIFLp_1nfJIlj9ky04senq8l6WbweQk/edit?usp=sharing
Gear of Power Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zIomq0TFP7uPdlFB8VRAIWQEjAXLV5CYpP3HmjySynU/edit?usp=sharing
Wild Magic Handbook: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xBfoH6YcTdD3kwjn3ikItWPBGzIm9g3SVkVvUQD1yUw/edit?usp=sharing
Wild Magic Tables: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NU5bK1Dyzu66KgIdrHNaaXBw1eHVpcHZHOh5BDaxMzU/edit?usp=sharing
>>50150183
How annoying it is depends greatly on which type of skill you chose.
Afterall, in combat its easier to use Craft (Caligraphy) than it is to use Profession (Chef)Though the latter is 10x more comfy
>>50150316
Calligraphy is hardly any different from swordsmanship! In fact, the same could be said ofpainting.
>>50149960
>tfw party ran into diligent Silver dragon Paladin girl
>tfw sucker for silver hair and assertive action girls, thought she was the sweetest thing
>tfw game died three sessions after she showed up
It hurts.
>>50150175
I shat talk Spheres blasting a lot and made one for shits and giggles. It's pretty decent though it feels like you NEED a sorcerer dip if you want to stay competitive, that or some minor CL boosting but regular blasting needed the latter anyway.
>>50150405
There's some stuff for blasters in Gear of Power, assuming it doesn't get cut.
>>50150226
Small and perky > large and floppy
>>50150385
But does it hurt as much as knowing thatthis world and all you hold dear exist only to burn?
Does /pfg/ ever play fake 2hus?
>>50150570
I don't know any touhou characters other than the ice fairy and the wolf girl!
>>50150534
Nah, I've accepted that pretty well.
>>50150570
I want to play a genderbent Aya!
Ever try a dex-y sword and shield build? You know equal parts bashing and stabby?
>the players pisses off a druid by burning down his miles across fungal garden wonderland
>the druid, to gain revenge, endeavors to kill players
>the druid can't really be reasoned with because the PCs destroyed literally five decades of work
>the players say I'm railroading them into this villain
No, he fucking hates you all for destroying his livelihood.
>>50150570
I want to play a 2hu but the only way to express danmaku mechanically is stupid shit like detonate or hitting yourself with fireballs so I have yet to
>>50150744
Stone to mud
Mud to stone
Get em
>>50150688
Anything involving a shield is shit
Shields blow ass
No matter what you do you are literally never better off using a shield over classic TWF or 2Hander builds
>>50150823
I already did this.
>Druid is earth gliding beneath them
>stone to mud the ground around them
>grabs PC and drags him under
>casts mud to stone
>waits for PC to suffocate
>casts flesh to stone
>casts stone to mud
>mixes in the body mud with the rest of the mud ensuring the body is gone
>>50150844
Except for an animated shield, that's fine.
>>50150314
>Creation
Amazing
>Dark
Amazing
>Mind
A huge mess
>Time
bretty cool
>War
A bloated mess
>>50149960
>player in my Sunday game switched to a new character, which happens to be a human(?) draconic sorcerer described as being a "drop-dead gorgeous woman"
>player in a different game wants their cohort to be a cute halfling draconic sorcerer girl
>mfw can't tell if these people are intentionally fucking with me or not
Play it cool anon, you're here for high adventure, not romance.
>>50151067
Oh please, your secret is safe with us. What's your favorite dragon type?
What the hell is going on in the RotJR forum NOW?
https://app.roll20.net/join/1770733/2aujeQ
>>50151202
I will turn this thread around right now if you don't cut that out right now, buddy
>>50151180
Cloud dragon
What are Undine best at? Watersinger looks pretty cool.
>>50151221
So you like 'em with carefree, independent attitudes and soft wispy hair?
>>50150844
That's because the entirety of the shield feats are garbage other than bashing finish, which is gated behind bab +11 requirements.
Shields need something like a daze or other condition on bash on top of doing more defensively than a few points of AC.
And the shield feat tree needs some refinement.
Friends let us compile ever more autistic shopping lists. List out the quality of life magic items you can think of.
>>50151180
There's a time and a place for all dragon types, anon. That said, I haven't gotten to actually interact with almost any dragons in-game, so I can't cast a real opinion. I think Brass dragons were the friendly tricksters though, right? They sounded fun.
>>50151227
Looks to be different questions each time going off what's posted in that thread.
>>50151227
Are you SwordGuy?
>>50151293
Close! Bronze dragons are the tricksters, Brass just loooooove to talk! All the time! Nonstop conversation! Endless!
>>50151180
>>50151293
>>50151333
Speaking of the Durgens,
In the company of dragons by Rite? ever give that a shot?
>>50150046
If you're willing to burn feats on the Possessed Hand feat chain, you can get a Mauler that has 25 STR at 3rd level and is the perfect anti-mage.
Wait, so if I get an ability that lets me get by on 2 hours of sleep, does that mean I can get all my shit back with 2 hours of rest or is that still all once a day?
>>50151383
You just need 2 hours of sleep, Recharging abilites still needs 8 hours of restful activity including but not limited to sleep.
>>50151356
>In the company of dragons by Rite? ever give that a shot?
What, is that a campaign or something? I wish, one of the few things I want to do in Pathfinder anymore is *actually* interact with a dragon outside of combat.
>>50151450
Nah its rules on playable dragons. Fairly well balanced actually.
If I took an Octopus familiar as a Witch, do I need to keep a bucket of water or something with me to keep it in?
>>50151460
Oh... Well, that sounds fun too! I'd totally try that out if I ever got the chance.
>>50151519
Basically you get the Player Race of dragon, (Taninim). Then you get a special multi class archetype that lets you age as you gain experience.
But of course the best class to choose is Draconic exemplar which is basically a kit class for draconic abilites.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/races/3rd-party-races/rite-publishing/dragon-taninim
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/3rd-party-classes/rite-publishing/draconic-exemplar
>>50151202
You're stirring the pot for shit on purpose, just because you want to ruin a game.
Fuck off.
What are some oft-overlooked, cheap but useful items?
Stuff like thunderstones and caltrops, y'know.
I don't know if the original anon is reading this, butthanks for suggesting the Kraken. I hardly had a glass of the stuff until I was feeling all loosey-goosey and ready for the session.
>>50151751
Wayfinders are very good items, as are horses to put all your extraneous crap on - you know what's nice in the wilderness? A tent. You can't carry those on a character, but a horse can!
>>50151775
>You can't carry those on a character,
Never been camping anon?
>>50151751
Not cheap, but I love wagons. My wizard eventually enchanted one with permamencied floating disks, so it could hover on its own. Its pretty cozy!
>>50151813
O-Of course I have, but that isn't something you want to be carrying in a dungeon!
'Sides! Horses are cute and dumb ole goofballs.
>>50151842
You dump Strength, don't you.
>>50151067
Nigga better be ready for dat chuuni dragongrill.
>>50151751
www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/goods-and-services/books-paper-writing-supplies
Adventurer's Chronicle/Pathfinder Chronicle
50gp for unlimited +2 to a certain knowledge check out of battle.
>>50151853
Nu uh! I'm always the one that pumps strength! I'm just saying that stuff is awkward to carry in a combat environment!
Are there any items under 2k that help lift objects?
I've already got the Zyzz package (muleback/heavyload) going. I'm looking for Hercules tier shit here.
I suppose potion of enlarge person would help quite a bit. What else?
>>50151891
Unclasping a belt to drop a backpack is a move action at worst.
>>50151383
The 'Awakened From Stasis (Region)' trait allows you to recover spells after 2 hours of rest, but only once per day.
>>50151957
You know what's a zero move action? Getting a horse and keeping the ole buckaroo outside of the dungeon.
>>50151983
It then gets stolen by bandits or eaten by ogres.
>>50152013
NO SHUT UP THE DM WOULDN'T DO THAT TO MY HORSE.
Does pathfinder have a God of Luck?
Preferably a goddess.
>>50152013
>>50152023
Well that's when you eat the ogres
>>50152013
Any DM enough of a dick to do that would be enough of a dick to have stealth gremlins drag your backpack away along the ground in the middle of a fight.
If you're losing your stuff either way, you at least want to keep your move action.
>>50152031
You sayin Luck should be a Lady?
>>50152032
And they've already trashed the items the horse had on it.
>>50150570
One of these days I'm going to use one of my Momiji's pictures for a PC. Or Hijiri ones, they are also cool and I could be a buddhist magician with cool scrolls and prayer beads.I don't know aything about Touhou beside some tidbits picked here and there.
>>50152045
Yes I would like to legitimately pray to Lady Luck
>>50152032
I don't want to eat ogres, they're stinky! I want to keep my horse! My adorable, goofy horse!
>>50152049
Well that's why you ate the ogres. They trashed your trail rations.
So, what are your guy's "Must Have" Advanced Weapon Trainings and Armor Trainings?
Right now I'm putting it at this:
>Advanced Armor Training
Armor Specialization
Armored Juggernaut
>Advanced Weapon Training
Armed Bravery
Fighter's Reflexes
Warrior Spirit
Has anyone rated all of them on a tier list of usefulness? Honestly with all the changes to fighter I'm half convinced I should write a fighter guide. Especially with the amount of fighter I play.
>>50152069
But ogres are made out of cancer! That stuff isn't tasty, it's mushy and gross!
I want my trail rations! RATIONS!
>>50152050
>one of my Momiji's pictures
What's your Momiji like?
>>50152069
What about my caltrop collection or my one-of-a-kind Masterwork rock? (very rare)
Can't decide if I want to be a punch-orc, or a one-shot, one-kill archer.
Level 7; accepting build reqs. for both.
Anything goes as far as I know.
Min-maxing matters little to me. Flavor is far more important in my book.
>>50149144
H-hey, dude, I was going to do almost the same build. With the same picture! I was first!
Everyone, I need your help.
Is there anything not on list this that I should include? Please help.
>>50152095
Ogre meat ought to be quite nice sauteed
>>50152097
I think I have worded that poorly. I have no build in mind but a bunch of cool pictures with Momiji that I really like. I am going to use the someday.
>>50152114
2hu mentioned you in the RotRL forum spat.
>>50152106
>Needs to be one shot, one kill
>Minmaxing for high damage doesn't matter
???
>>50152121
Look up the handy haversack pack for a similar list
>>50152095
You just need some tarter sause and your good bro. You act like you dont even have fangs.
>>50152103
Gonzo. Dumbasses probably swallowed it.
>>50152146
"one-shot, one-kill" is an ancient turn of phrase.
>>50152114
Shhhhhhh.
I made an Impossible Bloodline for Bloodrager!
It has a Improvised Weapon theme!
Thoughts?
>>50152160
>>50152125
NIGGA I SAID THAT SHIT IS GROSS, I DON'T WANT TO EAT NO OGRE MEAT.
>>50152160
Someone's gonna have to compensate my rare and valuable Masterwork Throwing Stone.
>>50152185
>tfw I never got the chance to commission you for my very own Masterwork Rock
I
JUST
WANTED
A
FRIEND
>>50152177
It's ogre meat or my fuckin' boot you spoiled brat!
>2hu is just causing trouble in Runeregent as part of a ploy with the GM so the GM can filter out people who can't drop an argument
>>50152150
Just looked it up.
Realized I forgot the following:
>Holy Water
>Small sized manacles/fetters
I am not sure if it needs thunderstones/tangle foot bags
Do you think Endure Element potions are really important?
>>50152207
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY DAD, I'LL EAT WHATEVER I WANT TRY AND STOP ME.
>>50152217
I just ignored it entirely. The game isn't even recruiting until January.
>>50152166
pls
>>50152224
>Do you think Endure Element potions are really important?
Depends on your game. They've been incredibly handy for me, personally.
>>50152139
That wasn't me, I didn't want to use meditant and wasn't sure if free Gifted Blade is allowed until the GM asnwered it for me.
>>50152244
Everyone smart ignored it entirely.
Is this lewd enough for the lewd RotJR game?
>Middle aged elf
>Is a specialty slave trainer
>Raises human slaves from infancy to adulthood to specialty slaves, such as tutors, assistants, bed slaves, etc.
>Has Breadth of Experience to be fantastic at this
>Personally is an Investigator for one half and a Harbinger for the other
>Brings a retinue to specialty slaves with him
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)
>>50152227
Alright, that's it! I've had enough of your bull! C'mere, you're eating this slop like the rest of us, god dammit!
I roll to grapple.
>>50152333
I was with you until you mentioned the male pronouns.
>>50152360
>with me until literally the last word of the post
Awesome, you were with me the whole time.
>>50152333
Anon, I have a feeling that isn't going to sit well with a lot of players.
Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)
>>50152345
H-Hey! No, you're not allowed to do that! I'm in charge here!
>>50152385
Why? I'm a kindly old elf. Perfectly good person who raises high quality well adjusted slaves. I ensure they go to responsible owner's homes, as anything less would bring dishonor to my business (particularly an owner who needlessly damages the slaves so they can't work at peak efficiency).
Look at my massive Profession (Slaver) bonus.
>>50152419
>>50152333
Anon this is fine until you realize Sandpoint does *not* look kindly on slavers, and in fact the only place you'll find slavery tolerated in the entire campaign is Land of the Linnorm Kings.
>>50152440
Sandpoint is in Varisia, right? Varisia doesn't have anything against slavers I can find.
For instance:
>Varisia: The city of Kaer Maga has conflicting attitudes to slavery. Slaves can be bought in Downmarket, and are particularly common in the Ankar-Te district, but in the The Bottoms district enslaving another is a capital offence.
I didn't train them there, and am not enslaving anyone there, I bought and raised them out of the country.
Hello, I wrote >>50142428
>>50149814
A 7th level NPC is limited to 6,000 gp.
>>50150055
With the rules of NPC creation, I wasn't allowed to push it further.
The character was originally going to be a Monk of the Long Death for a Forgotten Realms game, but I thought it would be too edgy. Looking at him now, I forgot where I was going with the NPC's new direction.
>>50152481
Sanpoint rules is Sandpoint rules, I'd like to see you try and convince Ameiko that your slaves are taken very good care of.
>>50152333
We don't know how lewd the game will actually be, so I wouldn't completely discount your idea.
Though I get the impression a lot of anons joining are joining just because they want 3pp gestalt and aren't interested in the lewd so if a lot of them get accepted it will turn into a normal game.
>>50152524
Nothing I can find in Sandpoint's laws disallows slavery.
What is Ameiko going to do? Have me executed?
IS there a magic item like a flying cloud. I just get the feeling that having my Oni-Spawn ride around on a cloud, beating the crap out of things would really be a cool image.
>>50152552
I'm fine with that. Then I'm just a slave owner. No lewd required.
>>50152217
>>50152244
Wasn't it 2hu who couldn't drop an argument?
>>50152553
>What is Ameiko going to do? Have me executed?
Maybe, when she becomes Empress of Minkai!
>>50152590
Well I'll help her become Empress and she can just try an execute me when she is. The stuck up bitch.
I'll even train a fucking slave specifically for executing people, and another one as a mason to make the block I'm on, and a another to make the ropes they bind that. That's what that bitch gets. Then I'll train a series of slaves to build a single person cell to put me inside, and another one I'll train as a barrister. NO! I'll train two barristers, one to argue for my defense and one for my prosecution.
That'll fucking teach her.
>>50152625
I'm glad you're taking this well, anon-kun!
>>50152625
I feel like there's a flaw or two in that logic. i'm not sure yet i'll need a minute.
>>50152639
I'll train a slave to take it well for me.
>>50152553
>>50152481
Varisia is a collection of city states and their holdings.
Magnimar does not recognize the right of a humanoid to own another humanoid iirc, so Sandpoint doesn't by extension.
>>50152646
I'll train a slave to analyze the logic.
Single use specialty slaves. Before she knows it they'll be everywhere. One morning she'll wake up and her teeth are being brushed by a single use slave while my head, rolling on the ground, is laughing. I'll have the last laugh even if I don't have lungsbecause I trained a special laughing slave.
>>50152671
Anon stop! Stop! You're being too funny!
>>50152671
this motherfucker right here has it all figured out
>>50152660
I'm actually having trouble finding where it says this. I'm looking through Magnimar stuff and can't find it.
>>50151751
Animals.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/herd-animals/bison
For 50 G you can purchase a CR4 monster with +8 PER, good AC, good HP, etc.
For 150 G you can purchase 3 of them. Wait a few days and your druid can train six of the suckers in combat training and 6 of them to haul your wagons, and order a stampede at will.
For less than the price of a CLW wand each you and three party members can steamroll any non narrow chasm based campaign for the first ~5 levels. These bang-for-your-buck animals are all over the place.
>>50152671
This is sounding less like your profession and more like your 「Stand Power」
>>50152671
He's already won before you even realize you're playing.
>>50152711
Activate, 「Another Brick in the Wall」
>>50152711
My stand 「A M U R D E R O F O N E」will have the last laugh Ameiko!
>>50152701
>>50152704
>>50152711
>>50152721
Ameiko won't know what hit her.
>>50152776
>mfw literally everyone besides the PCs and major NPCs are slaves
>>50152088
for armor
im liking specialisation, sacrifice and master armorer
for weapons
armed bravery, material mastery, and versatile training
warrior spirit is pretty good too
>>50152795
The conspiracy goes deeper. I awakened those oxen that pull out cart just so they would be slaves. Beneath the floorboard? Slaves instead of axel. This canvas is a construct, luckily it's an intelligent one. Aneiko we're all slaves on some level, you, I, all of us. My death won't let you escape it.
>>50152852
>mfw we're slaves to fate
>mfw we're slaves to the soulstream
>mfw we're slaves tothe people playing those characters
DEEPEST
LORE
>>50152852
Well if you own them all, then killing you WOULD let them escape it. Because you'd be dead.
>>50152852
>tfw telling Ameiko she's already enslaved your heart
Kill me if you must.
>>50152882
>tfw she rolls a will save against your affections
>>50152865
What about that one guy who escaped the soulstream by being mad about a pointless death?
>>50152878
Ameiko you're naive the shackles go deeper than you could ever imagine! I've lived your life ten fold. Break the shakles and they build their own anew. I never said I owned them, we're all slaves to a single fate.
>>50152900
He's a dick!
>>50152031
Desna
Also there's some fat guy in TianXia as well
>>50152882
That swauve mother fucker.
>>50152912
>>50152878
These are the roots of our world!
I need to come up with a setting/plot/theme to GM but I just can't get interested in things today. Help me make up my mind /tg/
>>50152852
>You are a slave to yourself, being a slave with the specific role of only commanding slaves
>>50152942
Elf slave master what do
>>50152942
>I need to come up with a setting/plot/theme to GM but I just can't get interested in things today.
Baltic campaign! Crusades! Party are knights riding for the Militant Order to carve out a slice of land they can rule as their own!
Proto-PF material right here.
>>50152954
Like the players are the elfs?
>>50152942
A moon cult has descended upon the world bent on exterminating those who are not nocturnal.And pale.
>>50152950
And I trained myself well Ameiko, you know I'm the best there is. I can't disobey my nature.
>>50152942
>Kobolds found the Starstone before Aroden
Your move.
>>50152960
>Spelljammer
Bleh.
Now, THIS is proto-Pathfinder material, written by Paizo writers.
Does anyone have the screencaps for Porphyry House Horror, written by James Jacobs?
>>50152932
How many Brutal Slayer Bushis and Zweihander Sentinels does it take to kill them? Pic related.
>>50152942
Redo fate. Pic related.
>>50152960
>tfw you will never warm her frigid heart and have a long, fruitful marriage with many adorable children
>>50151202
What are you blathering on about?
I can't tell if elf slave trainer is a good character or not.
>>50153025
The fact you can't tell means he's a good character, FRIENDR.
Is permanent enlarge person ever worth it?
>>50152960
These are extremely good stats by AD&D 2e standards.
>>50153025
No, he's not.
>https://nhentai net/g/63825/
>>50153044
>18 Intelligence
>19 Wisdom
>These immense mental faculties have led her to believe all men are pigs and are worth little more than the right as breeding studs.
Would a cute GiftedBlade/PsyArm/WarSoul || Meditant/Pathwalker zenko kitsune fit into the Runelords/Jade Regent ERP?
>>50153062
Only if I can rub her head and call her cute!
>>50152932
But anonDS2 sucks
>>50153083
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ALDIA IS THE BEST NPC IN THE SERIES.
What is with /pfg/ and kitsune? They're little autistic scummy kender with dog ears.
>>50153049
Why did you link that?
>>50153049
Anon, that link is taking me to a Donald Trump hentai.
>>50152991
Shit like that turning me off from Spelljammer.
Also what you posted is fucking hilarious.
would you be ok to be in the same party as the Ameiko romancing 300 year old elf? I'm not sure I would
>>50153128
Of course I would! If Ameiko didn't want 300 year old Elven dick than she would've rebuffed his advances!
Why, it's fully possible for Ameiko to have more than one lover at the same time!
>>50152563
I'd just refluff a flying carpet. But damn if you're not on point with your imagery.
>>50153103
No, blinklings have dog ears.
Would /pfg/ like a kitsune or a blinkling more?
>>50153114
It's gonna be yuge anon.
Curious, where can I find the details on this RotJR game?
>>50152960
You do know that's supposed to come off as tyrannical, right? Like Circe types have been a thing since forever.
>>50153083
>not wanting to sex up the Pyromancer waifu
You were one of those faggots that wanted to waifu the NPCs in the Demon of Song's area, weren't you?
>>50153199
She'll even play dress-up! She'll wear anything, anon.
ANYTHING.
>>50153154
Your image isn't exactly for ants, but maybe a mouse.
>>50153093
Exposition Tree is a faggot, and his game has the shittiest Lore, and is the reason why Vaati keeps pushing the "Cycles" meme despite it being just a shitty thing DS2 invented that has no bearing at all on 3.
The only good thing DS2 had wasOrnifex
Painter Girl is best Souls NPCthough Gherman is best in the franchise of Soulsbourne, followed by Gough
>>50153199
nah man,Ornifex or bust for DS2, but best Waifu is the domain of Seiglinde and Maria
>>50152165
>>50153062
Is she the cutest PsyArm?
>>50153258
No chest, no booty, no hips.
No point.
>>50153217
> Applications open in January.
And y'all are already spazzing out? Wat.
>>50153253
Why do you have to be such a big dumbie? Aldia was an amazing NPC!
>>50153285
It was the perfect storm of character gen options and people who were in the thread at the time.
We've already got two separate, possible groups for the game already.
>>50153285
Isn't it just 2hu being a total dickhead?
>>50153296
He's shackled down by being one of the drivers of DS2s retard lore and story.
Also, I liked his character much better when he was calledKaathe
>>50153278
She has A cups.
>>50153317
>TFW not posting waifus/husbando bait
>TFW not in either of the groups
Is it worth getting my hopes up for playing or am I doomed?
>>50153350
>She has A cups.
That's what I said, no chest.
>>50153361
A lot can happen between now and January, most likely we'll end up with a hodge-podge of characters united only by their desire to protect Sandpoint and make their way to Japan!
>>50153390
I'm hoping that at least two are related... specifically some sort of Nippon-tiefling and Ching chong Dhampyr....
>>50153253
>Gherman and Gough as best soulsborne waifus
Even as a joke, I am led to believe you are actually a spastic retard.
Doll, whore, Iosefka, or Maria. All others are substandard.
I'd Fthunglui all of these four.
>>50153390
And we'll see 2hu BTFO by the GM, won't we?
>>50153224
I know anon.
I gave her the Enchantress outfit.
Kindle her fire/10
>>50153044
>>50153060
There's also a literal breeding planet run by illithids.
Who the fuck wrote this drivel?
>>50153416
>Even as a joke, I am led to believe you are actually a spastic retard.
No, you just can't read you fucking mongoloid.
Go back and look at the post again, never did I call them waifus.
Or are you so autistic that you can't disseminate NPC from Waifu
>>50153433
You bet your cute lil tushie we will!
>>50153361
Anon, I'm just using the campaign as an excuse to brainstorm characters. I will probably never get a chance to play them, but it's fun making them at least.>too scared to try to talk my GM into looking at spheres, since it's such a fuckhuge system
>really, really, REALLY like destruction sphere compared to 1pp blasting options
>will probably never actually get into a group that uses spheres or PoW
Kill me, I just want to make a fun, themed magus that doesn't get shafted by vancian casting.
>>50153449
What's our plan to blow out Touhou?
>>50153370
but anon flat is justice.
>>50153465
First we kill the batman.
>>50153465
ignore it since the gm said he has withdrawn interest?
2hu has already played his autistic hand too early, no sane gm wise to pfg would recruit him
>>50153481
Flat is not justice! Flat is the small death that brings total oblivion!
If you have been paying attention, all the best girls have large, bountiful chests bursting with feminine vitality and sexual charm!
>>50153501
oh yes, flat brings me the small death alright
>>50153258
>>50153350
This isn't a waifu. This is adaughteru!
>>50153482
Can someone just kill me instead?
>>50153496
It looks like 2hu would be fine in a game with a strict ban list. I mean, that's what 2hu was asking for, a ban list of stuff the GM thought was broken?
>>50153522
there's too much shit for someone to ban
2hu is a retard. Its really easy to know when you're going over the line
>>50153438
Why is his name Justin Demonslayer?
Why would a paladin with amazing mental stats by AD&D 2e standards join a pirate ship?
>>50153511
But without large breasts, what's to stop me from lusting after *any* small chest?
What's keeping me from yearning to fondle *you?*
>>50153520
looks like we found a gm who has dealth with 2hu
or the gm for this realising what is going on
>>50153546nothing
>>50153530
>Its really easy to know when you're going over the line
Alright, wise guy.
I'm an OD/ZS warder killing dudes left and right with Zenith Strikes and Reflected Blade Style.
Am I going over the line or is that just par for the 'Path of War breaks the hell out of combat' course?
>>50153563
You look like you need a little more sleep, friend.
>>50153563
easily par for the course
honestly its like you haven't done this shit before
as long as you are not actively trying to break the game and overshadow the rest of the party, you'll be fine
especially because its 25pb gestalt, do something FUN and WACKY that would normally be garbage in the rules.
>>50153501
>smallfags want flatties
>chubfags want saggies
feels good to be a tonedfag who wants perky mediums
>>50153481
Flat might be justice, but Massive is Enlightenment.Considering my rolls last thread, this would be Oni-Spawn's size.
>>50153496
>>50153555
2hu already made it into that lewd Eastern fluffy tail game from before, didn't he?
The one the lewd kitsuneposter was whining about getting kicked out from?
>>50153540
His nickname is Do Good, because the fucker is going to forget.
>unknown planet with a name
It's not unknown anymore, is it?
Anyway to use this familiar as a Wizard?
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/magical-beasts/chuspiki
to humiliate my party Kineticist further? Maybe Polymorph spell to increase its CON?
>>50153606
I just want proportional tiddies
And a fit and nice booty
>>50153607
Whatever happened to that game?
>>50153606
compared to the distinctly average and perky wuff yup
feelsaveragemanat least she got those thighs tho.
>>50153585
Alright, I'll just be taking my Mighty Frame/Powerful Build OD/ZS warder with Primal Warrior Stance and killing even bigger dudes with Zenith Strikes and Reflected Blade Style.
Still par for the course?
>>50153511
>>50153501
>>50153481
>>50153370
>unenlightened fools arguing over boobs
Thou must learn to walk the path of the Dandy
Only then will you achieve enlightenment
>>50153633
You're power girl, i'm she hulk. We know our roles.
>>50153648
tits are life, ass is hometown
>>50153606
>Those are her proportions
Anon, you make it sound intimidating but those look perfect for laying on after a hard day traveling. I'm sure Tiefling won't mind, right? I mean, what's she going to do, protest?
>>50153633
>compared to the distinctly average and perky wuff yup
Oh shush, you've got huge knockers too, they just blend in with the rest of your figure.
>>50153416
>NotVicar Amelia
In all seriousness, I didn't really think of waifus while playing Bloodborne. Too busy beating monsters to death with a goddamn wheel.
>>50153630
The party got captured and raped by nogitsune.
>>50153648
Dandy my man, This is not to be constested. We are comparing Melons to Melons. Not peaches.
Boobs might get the first glance, but Ass turns heads.
>>50153370
But she has nice legs!
>>50153678
You're shitting me, really? You got logs?
Some people's kids man.
>>50153695
Nobody cares about long legs when they don't got thighs or the hips! I want a woman with a FIGURE, with MEAT!Like Oni-Girl, actually.
>>50153664
not really, once i account for the smaller con in human form, her knockers aren't even that big! Average! Middle of the chart!
>>50153664
Depends on how much liqour she has had. or if she's asleep. Or if you're best friends. or if she'sbeen woo'd like a cheap romance novel by prince charming or Jessica Rabbit
>>50153707
Would /pfg/ ever lie to you?
>>50153730
>her knockers aren't even that big! Average! Middle of the chart!
E Cups are huge, anon, what makes you think those things are anywhere close to "average."
Like, we're talking about a world where the average cup size is probably a high B, and you've got generous Es.
>>50153711
Wisdom
>>50153739
You're... You're dressed like a Tanuki, so... Maybe?
>>50153728
Her legs are REALLY long though.
>>50153748
She's actually D tho
>>50153416
>Doll,
Not for lewds!
>whore,
fine too
>Iosefka
only iffake
>or Maria.
bully optional
>forgetting nun
unacceptable
>>50153728
Here's a tip, take her out to dinner. That'll get your foot in the door. Then complement her. ask her for a dance, Thenjam it in!
>>50153738
What if it's all three, anon! We had a long night of drinking and retired (together) to the tent, where I brought up I don't have a pillow!Light fondling *may* occur!
>>50153530
>>50153585
The power levels in gestalt with all 3pp allowed are totally fucking bonkers.
The DM SHOULD be entertaining questions on what's overpowered, what players should avoid, etc
>>50153770
>She's
Is that short for "she is" or "she has"?
>>50153770
D cups are still at the upper limit of "reasonable" sizes, she won't look exceptional but she'll certainly have a healthy bust.
>>50153790
Would you waifu her if she was aLiving Legendinstead?
>>50153810
You forget the rock solid muscle propping up those knockers into full perkyness.
>>50153788
Well gosh anon, you make it sound like, beyond all the intimidating size and tusks, she's very easy!Time to put my Knowledge (Local) to the test to take her out to the finest restaurant in Magnimar.
>>50153678
>>50153707
>>50153739
Does this mean 2hu got gang raped by nogitsune?
Villains Codex, has it been cleaned/released into the wilds?
>>50153828
Is she sweet and have a wonderful, radiant personality? Than yes! Yes!
>>50153833Oh my gosh, don't remind me
>>50153881
>Is she sweet and have a wonderful, radiant personality? Than yes! Yes!
No, she dumped Cha to 8 and she's really small and shy.
>>50153854She's asking you to her her as hard as you can, Jam it in! Your fist! In her abs. You must defeat shen long to stand a chance.
>>50153910
That doesn't sound like waifu, that sounds like obnoxious yet persistent daughteru or imouto.
>>50153790
Careful, that's where she keeps her bag of holding. Or it may just be her cleavage... I cant tell anymore.
>>50153857
Of course not, silly. Can't rape the willing.
>>50153803
She is.
C'mon.
>>50153984
Either way, I'm going to get handfuls of *something* when I reach down there.
Is type 1 bag of holding worth it or should i save for type 2 instead?
I intend to loot anything that's not nailed down, so I kind of want the type 1 just for starters.
>>50154015
Congradulations... You just found a portal to Narnia.
>>50153912But what if I do it too hard? It's her first time taking it this rough, what if I hurt her? She's a big girl, but she's got an even bigger heart!
>>50153958
What if she wants tohold hands?
>>50154119
then she dies
daughterus are garbage
>>50154119
What part of "daughteru" and "imouto" did you not understand? You can hold their hands in those situations, I'll hold her hand all the time if I have to!
Man all y'all niggas talking about your waifus and shit.
When I got niggas in my knight game all just
knighting this shit up, like knightly knights. Nigga we even have a pure cinnamon roll, but you know what, that nigga shoots LASERS and shit. We got a hunter too, but he ain't no pansy-ass hippy- he's got a fuck-huge ninja sword and a badass wolf and he's a goddamn hobgoblin samurai. We even got a fuckin' bear dude, and he's a badass too, got that zweihander sentinel shit dude, wrecks shit and woos the ladies. We even got a MOTHERFUCKIN' dragon- you know what that dragon is? A goddamn /merchant dragon who ran away from her boring merchant home to be a goddamn knight because that shit's so much more cash than marrying into money or some shit/.
Y'all just playin'.
>>50154062Its okay, she'll correct your form, tell you how to better shift your hips and postion yourself. Then she drills you on it for hours and hours, at the end of it all you're drenched in sweat. And you now have a +1 circumstance bonus to your unarmed strike.
>>50154119
>That filename
... She's a porn character, isn't she.
>>50154169I'm sure that'll make her smile, seeing her closest friend take everything she tells him to heart so the next time she asks him to fist her, every blow strikes home in a way that leaves her panting and legs quivering.
>>50154179
No, she's clean and pure!
>>50154165
>I could have joined the knight game and played my not!Paladin
>I pussied out because I was afraid I wouldn't have enough time
>mfw I probably have more time than I know what to do with
Why am I even awake right now.
>>50154165
i wish i had a knightly fame to play
or a game to play.
>>50154217
Be honest with me, anon.
>>50154224
What kind of knight would you have played, anon?I just want to play a man disguised as a woman.
>>50154238
She's totally clean and totally pure! She just wants to wrap hands around your hands!
>>50154259
Brotha that pure cinnamon roll, you know what? She got cursed by a witch. She was originally a he, and now she on a quest to go and GET HER DINGLY DANGLY DONGER back. Ain't that shit cash?
>>50154220
Such is the way with all campaigns, anon.
New thread in advance to stop degenerates from making threads
>>50154273
>>50154273
>>50154273
>>50154273
>>50154301
>Not even at bump limit
Drink bleach
>>50154268
>mfw she was a he
>mfw pure cinnamon roll
>mfw two scary buff-sounding dudesshe's gonna get bullied, ain't she.
>>50154204at around this point you've accidentally started leveling in monk and ruined your build. but its okay because now YOU'RE IN! YOu've connected with her over one of her vices of rough housing and fighting. Now you must reach the second step.
Food.
>>50154329
>All that for one of three steps
Nigga how hard is it going to be to earn this Oni-girl's heart?
>>50154329But anon, food is easy! My character has tasted many a dish over many a land, and would surely know how to whip up a meal or two that would leave her palette satisfied and hungry for more.
>>50154352
Well you could just ask to be romantically involved with her. This is the long way where she confesses to you first.
>>50154326
Actually everyone agreed that getting the pure cinnamon roll back to having a dong was a noble quest! She was cursed by a witch, after all!
>>50153643
Sure, you still can't fly or be social.
>>50154352
Damn kids, always trying to find shortcuts on the path to romance. Back in my day, we've slay a dragon for just a handkerchief, and we liked it!
>>50154375
>mfw all these months of romance and skill-building could have been avoided if I just said, "Hey, wanna come back to my place?" After a night of drinking.
>>50153648
That's the only time he expresses that thought and all other times is quite enamored with boobies.
He says the same thing about legs at the end, Dandy's just a general lech.
>>50154392
Easy for you to say, buddy. Way my character's going, ain't no lady gonna want to tie her favor on any part of his stuff.
>>50154403
Well if you say it like that she'd think you have more booze at your place.
THis needs to be a HEARTFELT CONFESSION OF LOVE.
>>50154521
HEY GIRL, YOU GIVE ME A FEELING.A SPECIAL FEELING, IN MY PANTS. LET'S GO BACK TO MY TENT AND MAKE YOU A WOMAN.
>>50154548
*Hooked on a Feeling by the Hoff Intensifies*
>>50154564
https://youtu.be/PJQVlVHsFF8
Make sure you hire a good illusionist for the full effect.
>>50154611
That quality video editing magic... Good god this why i love practical effects.
>>50153670
>the wheel
I simply used the cleaver. Simplicity was nice, and it had a fast animation for the attacks and a deceptively long reach for clearing waves on staircases.
>>50155083
An entirely valid assessment.
But it fails to recreate the sensation of beating monsters to death with a goddamn wheel.
>>50152942DOWN WITH YMERI, LIBERATE THE PLANE OF FIRE, ELEMENT WAR NOW
>>50155191
ELEMENTAL PLANE, ELEMENTAL RULER. DOWN WITH YMERI.
>>50150139
>>50155191
>>50155332
I dont know much about the planar cosmology of pathfinder.
But I do fucking love the idea of an elemental planes type journey - Particularly a "firelands" journey, and either an air or water one (the air one could actually be super fun and would be a great way to get started).
How do we go about starting an "adventure path" for it?
>>50157595
Do we final fantasy it? Four Fiends / Speshul Crystals?