Think of a Miniature

>>50138855

I just sort of roll around gently. There's no rush. Time for some watercolours probably.

>>50138895
What the heck did you turn into?

>>50138896
To be fair, I suppose having a awesome chain sword/melta and fire hat is better than not having such things

>>50138855
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y

>>50138855
Well... fuck. I'm a Skink warlord, I guess it's better than just being a skink, but.... I better get used to hiding.

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Skelly bros, ww@?

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I can dig it.

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>>50139592
Do robot skelybros count?

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I turned into an edge wearing, katana swinging high heels elf. Im completelly ok with it.

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>>50138855
I play with my (most likely black) tits.

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>>50138855
Yay! I'm a boobie monster?

>>50138855
Nightmare mode: You're still miniature.

Well I guess Im a great unclean one now.

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I don't know whether to start screaming or to start breaking shit.

>>50138855

Aw yeah, I'm fucking HK-47
[Commentary: This may prove interesting.]

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You know, I'm surprisingly ok with this...

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>>50141685
>I don't know whether to start screaming or to start breaking shit.
Yes.

I'm gonna krump every git wot needs krumpin, then lead my warband to upgun until even the snotlings could best Space Marines.

>>50141669
I play with my tiny tits.

>>50140583
BROTHER!
>We Wuz 'Crons

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I kill everything and everyone by driving into them.

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I feel I got off quite well with this one

>>50141643

What the fuck is that?

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>>50141900
It's clearly a wet nurse.

>>50138855
I... AM not sure how to feel.

Hm. Veteran of the Astartes with a big bloody club. I can live with this. I'm less enthused about the plasma pistol though.

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So I get a fancy briefcase machine gun, fancy future suit, probably a future smart phone and better looking.

Could be worse, Games Workshop's Arachnarok Spider and Forge World's Brood Horror were my second and third choice respectively.

>>50141900
Google 'Wet Nurse'. If it isn't your first result, turn off safe search.

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What should I be feeling right now?

Can I even make contact with humanity again before I'm blown to bits?

>>50142259
>Arachnarok Spider
We could have been best friends.

>>50142288
Don't worry anon, you'll always be the fetish of someone on /tg/

>>50142288
http://mangalife.org/manga/Kumo-Desu-Ga-Nani-Ka

I am a Space Marine Librarian.

I guess I'll go fuck up ISIS or some shit

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I give >>50140583 this faggot a psychic wedgie, followed swiftly by a psychic boot to the robo-nadgers

>>50141669

[Spoiler] I have no mouth and I must scream[/spoiler]

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this one is not mine i dont have it with me right now but i can live with this
i think a lot of the people in the thread may not live though

>>50143059
Don't Nids lack a digestive system intended to only live a few days, weeks at most?

>>50143059
alright lets see who is definitely dead
>>50139631
this tech priest (unless theres something i dont know about him)
>>50140583
this necron will be defeated at least
>>50140593
not totaly sure what that is but probably dead
>>50141594
as above
>>50141643
so much wonderful biomass
>>50141685
this dreadnought is dead were i a normal carnifex it might be a bit closer but im old fucking one eye its dead
>>50141699
dead

ok listing all the dead things has gotten boring

>>50143098
a few of them maybe but generally they can stay alive for ages especialy if they hibernate

also old one eye is specificily engineered to be absurdly difficult to kill

>>50142264
I don't beli-
>try it
>3th result
Fuck you internet, what have you become..?

>>50143119
3rd Ed old one eye was actually implied to be unkillable

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>>50142423
Thanks for that, it's a cute read.

>>50143100
>Wildcat HRL
>dead
Come on, Corregidorans are the hardest motherfuckers in the Human Sphere. And I get to wield a rocket launcher and rock a blue ponytail.

>>50143263
i will look into it i assumed the were just some wierd new type of dark elder

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hmmm i think me and old one eye would be able to take on pretty much everything forever

>>50143299
alright yeah no your dead unless that rocket launcher is packing an absurd amount of firepower it wont even scratch old one eye

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>>50141594
Same here, I play with my (Not-Russian) tits. Although I'd ask anon if she was up to cuddle.

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Probably play with my tits for a bit, then shapeshift them bigger and start again. Once bored with that, I can just use my incredible skills to go find some naughty xenos.

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I've slimmed down, gotten hips, lost my clothing sans a helmet, sandals and boldric.
I'm now quite capable in a fight and I might possibly be a Goddess.

Oh and at 40mm scale I'm now close to 3m tall.

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I'm surprisingly ok with this

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>>50141685
>>50141868
>>50143059
>>50143323

Fuck you dudes, we could be having a good time, Im using my anti-paladin gold to take the other people on a ride. No way I can put everyone in the pic, others are inside the ship

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>>50138855
I WOULD SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

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D-D-D-DRUGS

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Definitely okay with this.

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Stealth miner incoming.

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Hmm, not as bad as I thought. I thought there will be something like - your miniature comes to life and murders your in the best way it can imagine.

>>50144105
>10ft tall goddess
You win

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Bad ass Sons of Kronos (barbarian) hunter with war dogs and war birds at my command.

>>50143299
>mistaking beautiful Infinity minis for 40kek

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SOMEONE PAINT ME

BEEP BOOP FUCK THE LOYALISTS

>>50148241
OH SHIT SON YOU WANNA GO LET'S GO
>>50141685

>>50148285
YOU'RE FUCKING ON YOU LOYALIST PUP

AS SOON AS I KNOW WHAT LEGION I AM SO I KNOW HOW MUCH TO HATE YOU

>>50148241
>>50148418
I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO TOUCH MYSELF SINCE BEFORE YOUR EMPEROR WAS BORN AND I WILL TAKE BOTH OF YOU TO THE GODDAMN CLEANERS

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>>50148512
APPARENTLY I'M GOING SENILE TOO

>>50148537
Wow fuck that is way too many symbols in way too many places. I barely know shit about Eldar, but I know half of those runes are referring to different myths and shit. I'd be like seeing a Greek statue covered in references to Posideon's saltwater spring, and then Zeus fucking a cow, and then Artemis turning a guy into a deer for seeing her naked, without any rhyme or reason to their placement or meaning.

>>50148537
BY THE DARK GODS, PLEASE DON'T PAINT ME LIKE THAT FISH ROBOT

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Who's up first on the red rocket express?

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>>50138855
Hmmmm...think I'm alright with this. It might take a bit of getting used to.

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on the one hand I miss my genitals, but on the other, I'm a Dinosaur Riding a Dinosaur with lasers, and my very being now makes chaos BTFO

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>>50150307
My Ariadna brethren. Dr. Fireaxe is on call.

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>>50138855
>>50141868
>>50143561
>>50144884

LIBERATE TUTAMET EX INFERIS!

>>50152208
I miss the cool Raptors.

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>My DoomGuy HeroForge recreation
Time to rip and tear until it is done.

>>50138855
You know, I think we should lock up >>50150784
>>50144105
>>50143561
>>50143525
>>50141594
All together in a room for a couple hours, and record the results. Y'know. For science.

>>50152805
Can I lock myself up with the Callidus assassin instead? Sure, that guy's only thinking about shapeshifting abilities, but they're also strong and flexible like a master gymnast.

I am suddenly dressed up like a guy rioting during the 1848 Revolutions in France, including a rifle stolen from a dead guard.

What a wonderful start.

Spess mareen captain on a bike with a power lance? pretty good.

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gg I win

>>50138855
I Tankred shall endure.

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>>50143299
>just some wierd new type of dark elder
>implying GW could ever reach CB quality.

>>50150784
That's a delicious Succubus.
What range is she from?

>>50143059
>>50144884
Old one eye vs doomrider battle of the century.
The unkillable monster squares off against the one who does cocaaaaaaaaine

>>50153744
Wouldn't you just be one Scarab though?

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*martini intensifies*

>>50152290
There are no raptors in there, friendo. That's a Culexus raping a sorcerer.

>>50161062
No way? that totally looked like a Raptor helmet. Figures Chaos would be that tricky.

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Looking into the future is pretty cool

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I'm more than okay with that.

>>50158368
Reaper Miniatures - she was a delight to paint (not my paint job in the pic). Thought about buying her again and converting her a little.

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>>50152805
Favourite mini + shape shifting = pic related.

Yeah, get a room.

>>50158414
I really want to see this fight.

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>Mfw I'm just getting started collecting minis and I just got back from a con
Well, it could be worse. I wish I was painted.

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I am now a magical pain vampire in plate armour trained in the arts of enslaving monsters to my will

All around pretty good, especially if I don't end up in a sudden death battle with a 40k centrepiece model

>tfw suddenly turned into a hermaphroditic sorceress
>tfw all my fantasies have come true

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Best waifu right here.

>>50168914
How many blowjobs do you think that thing could give at once?

>>50168927
All the blowjobs. My maw knows no boundaries.

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I have no soul and eat psykers and unrelenting torment.

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>>50138855
I'm sure I'll miss my dick, but I'll live with it.

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I am okay with this

>>50161762
Its likely a sorcerer belonging to the Alpha le-

>>50169248
LIBERATE TUTAMET EX INFERIS!

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>>50138855
I've suddenly got tits, and im going to die in about five minutes because im a designated target for the worf effect.

On the other hand- Goddamn my armor is awesome, and i have a 1/6th chance to deflect Melta Bombs because i disbelieve in them enough.

Awesome.

>>50138855
mother fucker... my favorite mini is a pot bellied balding guy, punching the air with a sloshing mug of ale. so pretty much now but thinner and older.

So, I'm apparently Viktoria of Ashes...

After I was doing playing with my tits and raiding a supermarket for some cucumbers, I'd hire myself out to be a bodyguard.

Wonder if the Sister benefits would apply to my brother by blood relation or would I have to find my own?

>>50138855
TITTAYS
Back pain, and red days
But TITTAYS

I suddenly become dangerously irradiated and wonderfully augmented. I'd probably die in a week or two's time from the radiation

>>50171224
You won't get Worfed because short of anti-tank weapons and greater, there isn't much on this planet that could hurt you.
Unless you specifically like a mini without a helmet

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>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>50138855
So, I become Epic Zerkova? Do I get her two Doomreaver Guards? I'm okay with being turned into a sexy woman that can use magic.