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>>50129966
Who?

Commoner 1hp unarmed attack 1d3-2 a.c. 10 str6

I don't get it

>>50130006
It's Rebecca Black. We've been looking for a new bard, she can't be any worse than the one we have at the moment.

>>50129966
Normal Woman

Exploration Movement: 120ft
Hit Points: 1d4
Armor Class: 0
Attack Throw: 11+
Damage: 1d3 or weapon
Save: F0 (saving throws as level zero fighter)
Morale: -2
Treasure: Incidental

Proficiencies:
Performance(Singing) x3
[Two proficiences not known]

>>50130353
She has a three-leggèd cat.

>>50130243
If that's Rebecca Black, what happened to her tits? She had massive ones the last time I checked.

>>50130866
Familiar

Movement: 120ft
Hit Dice: 1hp (half of Rebecca's maximum)
Armor Class: 3
Attack Throw: 10+
Attacks: 2 claws / 1 bite
Damage: 1d3-1/1d3-1/1d4-1
Save: F1
Morale: -3
Treasure Type: None

While the familiar is within 30', Rebecca receives +1 on saving throws, but if the familiar is ever killed, she must save versus Death or instantly take damage equal to the familiar’s maximum total hit points.

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

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>>50130896
How long ago did you last measure her?

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>>50131168
Reasonable movement, uh huh.

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>>50131168
No proficiencies for the cat?

>>50134058
+1 to meow

>>50134058
>proficiencies
Has the same number and type of proficiencies as its owner. I don't know which ones to give the cat because I lack knowledge of it.

I gave Rebecca 5 proficiencies. Four of those were her base ones, and one extra for having worked five years. So that means the cat familiar would have five proficiencies of its own.

>>50134023
>movement
The statblock movement is the "exploration" distance, also used for charging and sprinting. A character can only move 1/3 of that while attacking. Cats are 150 feet normally, so I took off 30 for missing a leg. We could drop him down to 90 if it sounds too high.

>>50129966
my waifu/10

>>50131746
Those are a fair size, only floppy/pancakey.

>>50129966
6/10
Would bang