Are female DMs immune to magical realm?

>>50120139
If all shitposters, who post "magical realm" threads, "excuse me" threads, "elf slave wat do" threads and "boy do I hate women" threads would suddenly drop dead, the world would lose absolutely nothing.

>>50120174
95% of /tg/ would cease to exist then, though.

>>50120249
>the world would lose absolutely nothing.

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>>50120139
40,000% sure this thread only exists because OP wanted to use that image

>>50120285
I didn't disagree with you, just stated the obvious.
>>50120294
>ladyboner
Aren't girls with dicks just boys?
- Mom

>>50120309
To quote one of my players, "there are no girls with dicks, only guys with tits."

>>50120386
Your player was quoting Ted 2.

>>50120294
Likely
>>50120309
The Clitoris gets gorged with blood when aroused, which is how a dick gets hard, so it's a pretty accurate term.

>>50120139
HA HA HA

No

>>50120139
No they aren't, and you know they aren't.
Stop making shit threads just because you want to post unfy pictures.

>>50120139
Nope. Speaking from experience the few female DM's I've had are actually worse about the magical realm shit.

One GM I played with had the biggest wet spot for dragons and would inject them into all of her games. They where never enemies, they where always [insert mary-sue adjectives here] and anyone that attacked dragons were automatically bad guys.

One play got so sick of if that when she tried to give the party her "adorable" DMPC dragon pet (that for some reason was somehow smarter than the wizard despite just being born) he actually tied it to a log and killed with with the barbarian's fuck off massive war hammer.

>>50120691
Some heroes don't wear capes.

>>50120174
Why do you want yourself to die?

>>50120924
haha good one anon

>>50120139
Absolutely not, girl DM's are massive massive perverts into weird unnatural fetishes.
It's just that _we__ are better at hiding it and making it look like a regular campaign.

>>50120139
I'd argue the inverse. They tend to view the power of gaming as a safe space for them to indulge themselves and that can lead to their fetishes being more easily inserted than if a guy did it. I think on some level it is because they often aren't subtle about it which can disarmingly lead to someone taking it as though they're playing it straight rather than as fetish fuel. Which isn't necessarily the case, and often makes them feel like its more okay to get into their kinks.

I've had more female DMs and Players indulging in their magical realms than I have had from male DMs or Players. I've gamed for about sixteen years now across a variety of campuses, online games, and local games. My evidence is anecdote at best, but pretty reliable in that if a magical realm gets brought up (and it doesn't most of the time) it tends to get brought up by a lady.

That being said, general heterosexual coitus and vanilla as fuck stuff crops up plenty often and that is being discredited in this only because it isn't super weird. I'll give Drow a pass on bondage and femdom, until surface elves start deciding they ought to do the same thing and things get a little too Gor for me to just stare blindly at it like it is vanilla.

I've also found my female players tend to be a lot more bloodthirsty and vile when it comes to torture and executions. Guy players tend to be more likely to punch a guy if they fail their diplomacy, girl players tend to shank the person in the belly and twist the knife while their buddy bags his head and takes him off for interrogation. But I play with a couple rape survivors and while I wouldn't want to think it is an empowerment fantasy, those ladies are totally cool with violence and carnage. They both love slasher flicks and shit too, so they tend towards creepy murderhoboism while my guy players try to be more political and crafty.

Just my two cents on the experience.

>>50120139
Fuck no. The one female DM I engage with on a regular basis makes it a point to make her rich and powerful sex-worker fetish a major part of, if not the point of, any campaign she runs.

Others I've played with use it as a chance for tons of slashfic and shipping LGBT characters masked under the guise of progressive representation. God help you if your character said no to the kyoot boi they kept sticking in your way.

>>50122187
This, first game of D&D I ever played the DM went HARD in the vampire bondage human trafficking realm.

>>50120139

Uhm. No. They're not. And IRL, it's even more awkward than having a male DM. With a male DM, you can just tell him off or whatever.

But when it's a female DM, you're not quite sure how to approach it. It doesn't matter if you're attracted to her (or not), or if she is in any way attractive (or not). It's too "layered" to rationally work through, and stuff is happening too fast to try to figure it all out. You end up stuck in a mental loop of 2nd-guessing yourself privately, "OMG this is creepy. Is this a deliberate magical-realm, or is she not really knowing WTF she's doing here? Who's gonna tell her? Well it sure as fuck isn't me. Maybe this was just a one-off isolated incident. OMFG, she's doing it AGAIN. Holy shit, I wish I could quit the group but there'd be questions. Oh fuck please don't do this again. FUCK, she did it again!"

Yeah, that's how it goes. My only reprieve was when the players talked it over during smoke break and decided to drop out at the same time. We just didn't show up again, "Too busy." Etc. And other bullshit excuses.

>>50122837
>God help you if your character said no to the kyoot boi they kept sticking in your way.
What's the worst that could happen?

>>50123086
I'm assuming the answer has something to do with rape, only it would just be referee to as "surprise romantic sex".

>>50123086

They get mad and I have to leave the game. I had all these ominous implications in that statement and now it's RUINED.

>>50120139
Why would that even slightly be the case? Is this part of that "women don't get horny or actually want sex" meme?

>>50123028
>OMFG, she's doing it AGAIN. Holy shit, I wish I could quit the group but there'd be questions. Oh fuck please don't do this again. FUCK, she did it again!"
Well see, now you've got me curious as to what the magical realm shit she was putting into the campaign was.

Had a female gm for one session.
Went over to her apartment with the rest of the group and before the session began I asked if I could use her laptop to Google something.
She had two tabs open
Mpreg and wincest.
Ifigured she would reel her shit in since, ya know, people were around, but no.
Man on man rape and getting raped with barbed demon Dicks happened at least twice.

Later learned that most of this girls spare time was spent writing supernatural fan fiction of a disturbing nature.

>>50120285
>roasting the platform you're a regular user
voncersely, if you dropped dead, nothing of value would be lost

>>50123166
The only good part of this session was when we were heading back to the inn and the group came across a "young boy in his early teens,with a lithe hairless body, getting menaced by an older man with a predatory grin who keeps trying to shove the boys face against the wall."

>The guy next to me goes "fuck, not this shit again! I throw my quarter full whiskey bottle at the old fuck."
>rolls critical fail
"You miss"
We all start start saying "so he hit the kid right?" And she begrudgingly agrees that the bottle smashes over the kids face, and the suprised rapist runs away with his dick out.

>>50120139
They're even worse about it.

>>50123154

Well, in the campaign I was in--it was literally dildos and incest everywhere at the slightest excuse. But this isn't about me getting (You) off in an already porn-saturated culture. If I didn't edit myself, then I'd be part of the problem.

I would rather be part of the solution, no matter how unlikely that may be.

>>50122187
>That being said, general heterosexual coitus and vanilla as fuck stuff crops up plenty often and that is being discredited in this only because it isn't super weird. I'll give Drow a pass on bondage and femdom, until surface elves start deciding they ought to do the same thing and things get a little too Gor for me to just stare blindly at it like it is vanilla.

Holy shit fucking this, all the female DMs I've been with were fairly vanilla with their fetishes, but oh my GOD did they love to have their fetishes crop up in-campaign.

I've never played with a female DM where my character *didn't* go balls deep in a woman.

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Is there such a thing as a Pride&Prejudice fetish?
Because it always pops up when the DM is a girl

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>>50120139
I dunno, you tell me

>>50123639

I FUCKING WISH. It'd be way preferable to the shit I've seen.

Matter-of-fact, Jane Austen would just be the extreme end of the "role playing" spectrum. I'd be FINE AND DANDY with it as long as she threw in a few kobolds, maybe a werewolf, or make it Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

>>50123224
>>roasting the platform you're a regular user

You're missing some words there, son. You need either

>roasting the platform of which you are a regular user
or
>roasting the platform you are a regular user of

>>50120174
>hue durf look at what a retarded newfag I am

>>>/trash/

>>50121379
>HAY GUIZ LOOK IMMA GRRL
Tots or GTFO, whore

And no, women fucking suck at hiding their fetishes. Especially nerd girls who do shit like openly discuss yaoi.

>>50121379
>>50124050 is being crass about it, but in my experience, he's right. One trend I've noticed is that female DMs are more likely to THINK they can get away with realmy shit -- the guys who do it are more likely to go all-out.

Women seem to be worse about this because they're a lot less likely to be confronted over it unless it involves gay rape and mpreg.

Mpreg is not sexy to most of us, ladies. It's body horror!

>>50124049
>>50124050
>phoneposting samefag trying to edge hard

Literally tragic.

>>50124281
>posts are 10 seconds away from each other
Nigga, I WISH I could shitpost that fast

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>>50124265
>Mpreg is not sexy

>>50124302
>pretending you don't know how phoneposting works

>>50123166
Fanfiction about supernatural happenings or slashfics of the show called Supernatural?

>>50124355
>female nerd
Take a guess, chief

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>>50124325
Bitch it ain't

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>>50124325
I get that people have different preferences... But yeah picture related to my stance on that.

>>50124355
Slashfic of the "BITE THEORY PILLOW DEAN I GOING IN DRY, YOURE GOING TO HAVE MY BABY" variety.
Also did the same for teen wolf I'm told.

>>50124265
Mpreg is sexy in and only in the case of oviposition on a feminine male. Anything involving anyone masculine is shit, anything involving actual pregnancy is shit. But when it's good it's damn good.

>>50121379
>women
>better than men at anything
Kek

I feel like they do differenet sorts of magical realms?

Like, yeah, a girl can be more hideously perverted than guys, ho boy they can.

But the guy would do the proverbial piss forest while the girl would go like, if you're sneaking up through the grass into an enemy encampment, a guard takes a piss in the grass not too far from you.

Guys will do dragon fucking, girls will just have dragons everywhere. It's not subtle, but it tends to be less grotesque?

>>50124783
Except girls with a 'being bred' kink.

>>50124878
But those are the hottest girls.

>>50124325
It's not, it's gross and super gay

>>50124783
You're wrong there, girls are just like guys. It varies from person to person.
The right female dm will pull the same ridiculous shit as a ridiculous male gm.
It's more along the lines of there's that percentage of dms who can subtly insert their magical realm, and, there's a percentage who try subtle and fail.
and then there's the percentage, however small, that chucks being any sort of subtle right out the window.
The percentages may change by gender, but there's always that one group that goes whole hog gross.

I've played with a ton of girls. Most of my gaming group is girls. We have one who clearly has a fetish for fae stuff; and they say I have a fetish for Sun Tzu (sorry, I don't like being caught with my pants down, how is this a problem). I've also played with groups filled mostly with guys being the odd one out.

Honestly, the girls have a common motif, but I've noticed the group full of girls, the one player with the fae fetish tends to have a lot of fade to black moments.

Was never sure how to address it because it wasn't really disruptive or anything.

In another game with her soon. She's already planning on how to rape my character. Kinda worrisome.

Seriously, though, what's wrong with liking warring states stuff or liberally applying art of war / mujaheddin tactics to things??

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>>50120309
When guys are aroused by something, they can go 'I'm erect, I'm diamonds, that gets me hard,' that sort of shit. Girls can only go 'I'm wet,' which just feels kind of weaker, less exciting in comparison in some sense. So going 'ladyboner' gives a stronger sense of excitement.

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>>50124325
Why the fuck would I find Mpreg sexy if I'm not even into regular pregnancy?

>>50125338
Not there's a tsunami in my underwear, or its high tide down there, or you could drown a toddler in my panties?
That just sounds like a lack of creativity.

>>50125409
>you could drown a toddler in my panties

What

The other two are better, but they're kind of laughable. It's not anything I expect people to use even in a semi-serious context, and it doesn't give a sense of force, of excitement, of something going from 0 to 10.

>>50125338

I call it being gushy.

>>50125409

Guys clearly came up with the term ladyboner. Clearly.

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>>50125467
Because guys get boners, duh. They get that, they don't get pussy.

>>50125513

It's nowhere near similar, though.

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>>50125513
>they don't get pussy.

Tell me about it.

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>>50125594
Glad you got that.

>>50120139
In my experience, FemDMs aren't the most subtle about fetishes, likely because they think as guys, it's something they can just be up front about for some reason or another.

I've had a total of four FemDMs and each one was worse than the previous, in sheer amount of fetishes inserted. I just stopped after the fourth because I had no more time to spare for the hobby, and likely wouldn't have been able to enjoy myself if I tried.

First was the typical nerdy girl working together with a friend in the group. Let's call it a story and just leave it as "yaoi r63 self insert"

Second was the twilight blogger. Drows were a heaaaaaaaaavy element, mostly the raging amounts of overbearing matriarchal feminism you'd associate with the Drows, and surprisingly no sign of Drizzt anywhere.

Third had a huge thing for Faun-like beings, Tieflings, Mindflayers, and misty dungeons, and I won't continue the story. Purely for my sake.

The last one was during the massive FiftyShades obsession that swept through the city. I have never met someone who had no fucking clue how healthy BDSM relationships worked to this extent. It wasn't limited to the FemDM either, since her friend was there, almost encouraging the Magical Realm bullshit, by being a sort of "essence collector" who routinely disabled mobs and, you guessed it, collected semen samples for reaspns I wanted no knowledge of.

So no, OP, FemDMs are not immune. They THRIVE in it.

>>50125338
>that Empowered image

Mah nigga.

I'm glad I have the same fetish as my femDM. Makes this a nonissue.

>>50123705
I'd pay good money to play a game set in Pride and Prejudice. Don't even need zombies.

>>50120174
But anon, that's what getting rid of /wst/ and ERP and /quests/ was supposed to achieve? Are you suggesting that it didn't work?

>>50125409
Waterfall in my panties seems to be going the rounds.

>>50120139

Nope. Remember, women are people, and that means they can be just as autistic as anyone else.

>>50125338
>Girls can only go
if you have no imagination.

sounds like you're focusing on the wrong trait of arousal or arbitrarily attributing magnitude to a term or way of saying.
guys don't usually talk about leaking precum or losing blood flow in their hands or shit like that.
talk about tits and be convinced about what you say ffs.

>>50125338
>VA J.J.
kek

Its also worth mentioning that the point at which the clitoris becomes erect is MUCH further along in the spectrum of arousal than a benis getting erect; the latter usually happens fairly early on, and the woman is usually about to orgasm in the former case.

>>50125697
>and I won't finish the story

The fuck you wont anon. Do you know where you are?

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>>50122837
You know what an easy solution to that issue is?

Play characters who are HIDEOUS. Play them to be absolutely balls-to-the-walls UGLY as SIN.

I can guarantee nothing magical realmy will happen to you, be it a man or woman. That or play a Skeleton and rattle, rattle incessantly when magical realm shit is going on.

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>>50124325

>>50128176
I mean

People write Sandor Clegane and Darth Vader fuckfic dude.

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>>50125305
>She's already planning on how to rape my character. Kinda worrisome.
>Kinda worrisome
The understatement of the day.

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>>50128202
Then you have to emphasize what makes them hideous. Make them ugly in the eyes of the GM: does the GM have a huge turn-off for hairy dudes?
Shit, guys, this dude is the only one bears don't attack because they take him for family!

Does she hate man on man action? Make him the most fabulous glitter boy this side of the globe!

She has a strong dislike for tiny dicks? Guess what the barbarian is compensating for with his giant sword! No, not that one, the one he's going to cleave you in twain in the next second.

Make your character ugly and disturbing and you won't get dragged into the piss forest, I assure you.

>>50128223

Well, I know it's gonna be a fade to black thing, so I'm not too worried.

This isn't D&D and intercharacter manipulation and breaking each other until you go mad is a part of this game.

>>50120174
this

>>50123368
I'm laffin m8. Should've whomped 'im wif a spade

>>50124878
What about the "being bread" kink?

>>50120139

They have sexual drives just like you, fa/tg/uy.

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>>50129045
No problem.

>>50128826
...what game is this?

>>50125305
>and they say I have a fetish for Sun Tzu
I chose to interpret this as you fap to him furiously.

>>50123639
>>50123705

The question is would Jane Austen be a good GM?

This warrents further research.

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>mfw the DM starts indulging her fetishes but it makes sense in the context of the story
>mfw we're literally writing smut that wouldn't be out of place in a filthy fan-fiction and it's wonderful

>>50125338
honestly being wet really isn't a big deal as being 'erect'. you pretty much have to get wet when being raped dry meant you could die.

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>>50130051

>>50130103

A torn vagina is not a pleasant way to go, anon.

No, but people are usually more willing to go along with magical realm from a female DM.

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>>50128176
Playing a Skeleton is in general, good advice.
Nothing can go wrong if you play a Skeleton, and the campaign becomes instantly more humerus

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>>50130123
What does that have to do anything with being raped, exactly?

Are you pointing out that a woman who is raped should get wet, otherwise the chances she'll die are higher? What exactly is your point?

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>>50130147
And if they try to make things sexy, just talk about your massive boner and then show them your tibia.

>>50130147
>>50130283
wew I should get back to writing my skeleton fics

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>>50130294
Better bone up on those skelly puns!

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>>50130294
>not a skeleton pun in the spoiler.

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>>50130147
The sci-fi version of this is to play a robot or droid.

That being said, I usually react to magical realm by going "Fuck your magical realm" and turning the tables. You've got a drow femdom fetish? Well now we're bimbofying drow to save the world. And you could have prevented it by keeping it in your pants.

I'm quite good at this one upsmanship by this point. Though admittedly part of that is playing inherently fetishy characters and never acknowledging it. It's sorta like setting a loaded gun on the table before a poker game.

Seriously, play an effeminate male caster who wears dresses, be a badass magical boy and never go any further than mild crossdressing unless your DM pushes you. Then fight her/his weirdness with your weirdness.

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This is now a skeleton thread.
Post skeletons.
>mfw fleshy mortals talk about their reproductive acts.

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>>50130317

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>>50130147
>Nothing can go wrong if you play a Skeleton
Welcome to my magical realm

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>>50130330
It's not a magical realm if we're both enjoying it, buddy.

Man I got two chicks that come with their boyfriends. Good RPers but both are going to play men and they'll be gay for each other and I will repeatedly have to motion for them to wrap it the fuck up when they're interacting. That and I'll get reports of their interactions between timeskips because they have their characters boink each other via IM RP. Thank dog they didn't send me logs of this shit, just the plot relevant points. They always act like this is super taboo even in worlds where nobody gives a shit.

I tried heading this off when we started up our current Traveller by having them roll for gender, but goddammit if they didn't roll males and their boyfriends ended up as females.

It could be a lot worse but it completely saps the session of moment while their homos wring their hands about their forbidden love even when I occasionally throw a joke at their expense by having a man whore at down port throw a "Hey sailor" one of their ways when his gaydar lights up.

>>50130051
>you pretty much have to get wet when being raped dry meant you could die.

How does this work with anal rape?

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>>50130348
Indeed

>>50130051
Die from raping by what, metal shaft of a robo-rapist?

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>>50129111

>>50130376
Poorly

>>50129111
You know, I think this is the strangest fetish image I've ever seen.
Not the strangest fetish I've encountered mind, it's just that it's so well drawn for what I assume is a very niche fetish. unless it's under the vore umbrella

>>50130915

I'm not even sure the guy who draws it gets off to that stuff, he typically does exceptionally well-drawn yet very, very weird artwork that ranges from unusually feminine men to contortionist sex positions to wrist-sized waists.

>>50130376
Prison life is rough

>>50131305
Rape or be raped, son. Better start building that STR modifier now.

>>50128025
B E A S T
E
A
S
T

>>50131320
Read that as
>STD modifier

>>50129111

Is that elvish bottom-bread?

>>50124615
This desu. It's a really hard kink to get right, but it's great when it does get right.

>>50131431
Also known as lembass.

>>50131599
This anon saw an opportunity and fucking rocked it.

>>50131395
Roll for burning sensation

>>50120139
No... they're not. Then again, my group is hardly standard. My first interaction with my current GM was at a fetlife party, where her husband asked me to deepthroat her while she was bound and suspended. Every member of my group has seen each other naked at some point or other, and at this point shoving our fetishes into the game is more a joke than anything else.

>>50131824
Was there good catering at the orgy?

>>50131824
wot

>>50131824
>her husband asked me to deepthroat her
does not compute

>>50131824
How big was her cock?

>>50131935
it was a femenine penis obviously

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>>50124493

>>50131887
Each of the rooms had a Cooler tank full of Lime Gatorade, a dozen packages of breath mints, and several bottles of OTC blue pills.

The actual dining hall was pretty good. Mostly small sandwiches, with complimentary bottles of mouthwash and a throwaway toothbrush (no one likes eating and eating out to mix)

>>50131935
You would not be able to handle going to a fetlife group party. Polyamory is one of the least shocking things there.

>>50131982
>>50131963
She was biologically female, but honestly, I'll fuck anything provided they're sexy enough, of legal age, and have given proper consent. Transfeminines are far from the weirdest thing I've fucked.

>>50132277
People like you are the reason we need Sharia law.

>>50132277
What were you deepthroating then?

>>50125741
Tell us more.

>>50124049
Why do we have /trash/ if /b/ exists?

Shouldn't they be the same thing?

>>50128278
> ugly characters don't get dragged into the magical realm.

I wish this was true. But my character was fat and ugly and the DM still managed to get a drow maid trap's mouth around my cock.

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>>50132277
>Transfeminines

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>>50132405
>Drow maid Trap
If by by Trap, you mean a feminine, cross-dressing boy, than I have just discovered another fetish to add to my magical realm.

>>50132405
Then follow my other advice and make a skeleton.

Can't suck what isn't there!

>>50132541
Skeletons are the purest undeads.

>>50132484
Yes I certainly do. Next session though we won't be where that NPC is so I'll hand to go without her/his mouth. How will I make it?

>>50132541
If this character dies, which was hope they don't because they have been a blast to play, I will.

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>>50132405

>>50132484
What the fuck else does he mean, a bear trap with a french maid outfit?

>>50132689
Steal him. Liberate him from his drow oppressors so that you can keep him for yourself

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>>50132727
>Getting sucked off by a bear trap

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>>50132541
>>50132625
>A wizard casts a spell on you and you notice a small black hole located inside your hipbone, it seems to be some entrance to some pocket dimension
>It feels good to touch.

>>50132802
there's a hole, we're good to go

>>50132715
This story is too terrifying to recall, and I haven't escaped this nightmare yet.

>>50132727
>>50132757
I can dig the bear trap.

>>50132746
He's/she's not actually a member of drow society. She's owned by the noble that currently, in more ways than one, has our party by the balls.

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>>50132802
I'm going to murder you slowly.

>>50132832
Even more reason. Liberate him from his nobleman oppressor. Hey, he's already got you by the balls, you might as well throw some timber on the burning bridge.

>>50132932
Oh I want to kill him, nothing would please me more than sacrificing him to my God. But rest of the party is wrapped around his shotacon fuckery act that they actually like the prick. I'm just trying to be a good priest and do my God's will and get into snake heaven, but my party and GM are set on damming my eternal soul.

>>50120139
Female DMs are the most magical.

>>50132994
Alright, lesson learned. Steal him anyways, but enroll him as an altar boy. Start teaching him the finer points of Slither Christ. Teach him that the ways of sex are wrong unless you're literally entwined with your partner and married for the purpose of procreation.

Get him some armor emblazoned with snakes. Get him fire weapons and tell him to purge the heretical non-snake worshippers. Teach him Deusssss Vult. Turn the GM's magical realm into your own personal shota killing machine

>>50132448
More than meets the eye!

>>50120139
>Be female DM
Who here wants to play a game in my world where lycanthropy is an STD and you can only get infected if you fuck/get raped by a transformed lycan?

>>50133297
Wasn't there a movie about that?

Like, a lot of movies about that?

>>50125305
>I have a fetish for Sun Tzu
anon, I read that line over a solid minute ago and I'm still laughing
You owe me a new pair of sides

>>50133091
>Turn the shota into a killing machine. Become greater monster than the demoness who weaved this story.

Why are you urging me on to do worse? I got roped into this entire mess but my character being a witness to a land exchange contract. Though I'm sure if I tried to convert the trap, I'd put money that my DM already has a nun outfit picked for her instrument of seduction. But you may be right. Maybe I should fight fire with fire.

Also the deity I serve is Yig, Father of Serpents.

>>50133297
What's the deal with chicks and werewolves

>>50133344
I don't know.

Point me in their direction, please? Thanks m8

>>50133362
Primal ferocity, aggressiveness, and huge dicks.

>>50120174
We'd lose a lot of threads

>>50133377
This is true. Nothing kills my ladyboner quicker than your standard furry, but something about the idea of getting fucked by (and then turned into) this raging murderbeast gets me wet every time

>>50133360
The only way to combat fanatical obsession is with equal fanatical obsession in the opposite direction. Start bringing in Sisters of Battle codexes. Read up on Joan of Arc at the table. Ask the players how they feel about flamethrowers, and the GM how you can put a flamethrower in the campaign. Get super into it, so that the GM will feel really bad if she shuts down your plans.

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>>50132842
>"Do you want to enter my pocket dimension of pleasure, mortal?"

>>50128176

I have tried this. It works sometimes, but one DM has a "Sad old ugly dad" fetish and it backfires.

>>50126481
>Losing absolute nothing was the goal
I dont think you understand, mang.

>>50133363

>>7061976

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That's only my experience but, from having participated in two eroticized campaigns of D&D, I feel like women have no qualms indulging their fetish, but only in a very narrow manner.

When you ERP with fellow guys, more often that not you can count on mutual depravity. Barring the most extreme fetishes, men are usually okay to play out anything, from lovey """lesbian""" sex to elf/orc gangbang. As long as dirty words are typed we will get off.

Females DM usually have a very specific magical realm, a comfort zone that they're reluctant to leave, and are obsessed with that. If a girl has a strong pee fetish then except piss to be mentioned every 30 minutes, and don't you dare do anything else or suggest something she likes much less.

tl;dr : men have an extremely wide range of magical realm, women a narrow one they're obsessed with

>>50133418
And none would be missed by those who are left.

>>50133362
because they want to
TAKE THE KNOT

>captcha: Alamo YOUR MOVE

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I'll just leave this couple of good caps here

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>>50133533

>>50133297
If you're still here femanon, feel free to take a read : http://pastebin.com/WdtFbSpD It's werewolf rape I DM'd recently.

>>50133297
Only if I can play as a lycan and maybe eat people every now and then

>>50120139
Female DMs tend to do everything 500% l00d. However because their fetishes aren't as fucked up as some of the guys (notable exception, being raped, which is like, too common for comfort), magical realm led by females is mostly tolerable.

Plus, I knew guys who played magical realm and then didn't gave a fuck outside session, while girls remain horny for hours. It has gotten me laid during hard times.

>>50133363
I think the films anon is on about are the Howling series. You might want to check out the US Being Human show too. And maybe Bitten? It depends how blatantly you want catered to.

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>>50133463
You should've turned down her advances and switched it up with other things like bad hygene, body/back hair, rotten breath and a very bad temper for lewd implications.

Also, you really make me want to play only castrated/neutered characters.

Christ, this thread is a horrorshow of lewd.

>>50133492
I don't have that much erp experience to confirm it, but I think it mostly depends on a type of game one wants to play, than on gender.
Like some have a goal from the start to have an "erpg" with lewd shit, so anything goes.
And some just want to roleplay a specific thing, like a fanfic, or something. With werewolves, for example. And a two-dicked futa cow-girl would ruin the setting for them.

>>50133651
>Also, you really make me want to play only castrated/neutered characters.
You still have 2 holes to have fun with. ;^)

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>>50131599

>>50133653
Possibly, but that's part of the thing. The women I've seen DMing were willing to DM one specific thing to death (which, of course, was their fetish), while men in general are more like "Anything goes except the most extreme shit"

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>>50133670
I'm slowly adopting the fetish of cockblocking magical realm GMs and players who are dumb enough to try pulling me into theirs.

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>you've played with functional people for years and none of their magical realms have surfaced in-game

>>50125467
Ive only heard women say it before. No idea who originally thought of it though

>>50133651
As >>50133670 points out, the only safe route is to play inorganics.
I frequently play in skeezy online pickup groups, and find that playing a warforged/robot/skelly/etc means the fetish DMs pick another target. Even if they don't, you have the tools (you describe your character, after all) to shut down anything they do short of "hurr your human nao".

>>50133685
It's just I've seen a straightfoward "erps" where both genders were basically using the same approach of "here are my fetishes and things I like, here are things I don't like, here is my character, let's roll".
In regular rpgs with magical realms I honestly don't know the dephts of depravity both men and women are capable of.

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>>50133736
It's a great route for your own security and I recommend it to everyone

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>>50133451

Anon, you're forgetting the best part! After you get fucked hard by that raging beast he transforms the next day into the troubled soul you've undoubtedly been caring for these past couple weeks.

Now, not only do you have some prime dick to get knotted on, but you've got a handsome lonely hunk that knows you know his deepest secrets.

>>50133651

I have, in various forms, attempted all of the things you describe to situational success. Sometimes it was clear the player was just overlooking this shit because they liked my roleplay (this happened a lot in freeform), and sometimes it was a matter of that being the player's literal fetish, but no one thing could guarantee success.

Unfortunately, there is no perfect bullet, and it's led me to the conclusion that women in RP, freeform or tabletop, are just as depraved and determined for magical realm shit as men.

>>50133484
what got deleted?

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This thread is disgraceful

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>>50134012

What's disgraceful about it? We're not thumping our chests and trying to signal our masculinity?

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>>50134012
>"W-what are you going to do to me with that big bone of yours?"

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>>50132484

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>>50134088
No, that you're so depraved and would allow That GM to let their magical realm run freely, making the rest of the group uncomfortable.

>>50134088
>>lol toxic masculinity amirite ladies!
Get raped. In game.

>>50133719
>You've played with functional people for years
>Recurring concepts keep popping up that they insist on playing
>Don't know if it's their fetish or if that's just what they think is cool

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>>50134138
But anon, everything is okay as long as it's pretend.

>>50133492
>When you ERP with fellow guys, more often that not you can count on mutual depravity. Barring the most extreme fetishes, men are usually okay to play out anything, from lovey """lesbian""" sex to elf/orc gangbang. As long as dirty words are typed we will get off.
This really is the only constant to male sexuality. If we focus on one aspect we're at least okay with, and squint, it'll do the job. According to Ron Jeremy, that's how you do a porn scene with a girl you're not particularly attracted to.

>>50134193
>>50134138

Sounds like someone needs a chill pill and a healthy dose of perspective! Just because we're gushing about stuff in this thread doesn't mean we're gushing about it in other threads!

The thread was about female magical realms, we talked about female magical realms, and now you boys are coming in here and throwing a hissy fit that we're saying disgraceful things? Gosh, how silly!

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>>50134369
But anon, what if my fetish is cockblocking others? If I really, really enjoy watching them squirm as they try to pull me into their magical realm, only to be -Denied- in an unmovable fashion?

>>50134397
fucking bards

>>50134397

O-oh my, that sounds about as patrician as my love of cheap DMing pitfalls! You know what I want more than anything else? The DM to murder my parents and mindbreak my fiancé.

>>50133574
Where the fuck do you find these people? All my players, no matter how much I branch out, end up being vanilla as fuck and don't even like the topic of sex coming up in the game at all beyond "here there be whores".

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>>50134552
You filthy slut, I bet you want the DM to let other players use charisma checks on you, too.

>>50134552
Good thing that my character has neither. And that it has no empathy. Because it's a robot.

>>50133297

I would join this campaign in a heartbeat.

>>50134577
In ERP campaigns duh. You don't pull that shit on regular players, that's inappropriate.

There's a fairly active ERP group on roll20, and while I don't use F-list there seems to be a lot of activity there too.

>>50134677
>>F 'purple names only' list

>>50134677

>There's a fairly active ERP group on Roll20

Shit, really? Well could you point me in the right direction for that sort of thing?

>>50134764
>>50134677
Same, I'm running an ERP game on Roll20 and am looking for other groups to compare notes.

>>50133297
I'm waiting for a link, fucker

>>50134717
>Purple names only

I only ever use F-list to look at profiles in WoW's Goldshire, what the hell does this mean

>>50134838
Hermaphrodite and shemale characters are purple and light purple, respectively.

>>50134911
...I go to fucking Goldshire, how did I not know this?

>>50134955
lol I don't even play WoW

>>50134764
>>50134824
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/14054/erotic-role-play-group-looking-for-any-18-plus-erotic-roleplayers
Ask to get in and you'll be added in 1-2 days.

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>>50120139
My female dm had a WAM fetish.

A lesbian wedding ritual had two mary sues being made to lick honey off each other.

Pic related.

Not a DM but a ranger girl in my group took the knot of her wolf pretty regularly.

>>50131599
>>50131431
Samefag.
Il iked it though.

>>50135005
>those profile pics

>>50120139
Women are more disgusting and forward about their sick fetishes 99% of the time. Haven't you ever seen a fujo?

>>50120174
Do you know what's a filter?

>>50135048
Publicly?

Post logs, don't pretend you didn't save them

>>50135077
Yeah, some are a bit off-putting. Most of them are phantoms though.

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>>50130051
More like bitches get wet because they fucking like it. Rape, forceful sex and the such are like at the toppest of the top of sexual fantasies for girls. Only if the rapist is a 6"5 blonde, hot, multimillionaire of course that makes Thor look bad. Look at the whatever Twilight fanfiction that became a real book and sold a gorillion times. Just look at fucking Twilight. Women thrive on this type of shit. The only thing that can compete at all is yaoi.

>>50135048
>>50135128
Seconding this

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>>50134552
(you)

>>50135221
Not to mention that not only is it a shit book, but also romanticizes an abusive relationship and unsafe BDSM practices. I'm certain many people have gotten well-deserved injuries from copying that smut.

>>50135293
>abusive relationship and unsafe BDSM practices
>book is about human grill dating vampires and werwolves
would be weird if it didn't, lel

>>50135128
No, sorry anon it was in private with her boyfriend that was the DM and was a normal game on the surface. All we saw as the party members was that she was weirdly overly obsessed with her pet and never slept near the group claiming to find a tree to sleep in. Didn't find out til after the game died that it was happening, and even then we weren't really surprised at all.

>>50135310
He's talking about 50 Shades, anon

>>50135091
Basically. I'm with this guy - girl gamers come in two flavors - super vanilla and complete degenerate, with nothing in-between.

>>50135335
Your DM definitely has the logs.

>>50134012
What good would armor do without meat to absorb the shock?

>>50135342

Really? Because I had a female DM who was an astoundingly good storyteller, and the only times her kinks bled into the story was when female NPCs started turning up pregnant from our sexcapades.

>>50135338
he did a poor job of communicating that

>>50135537
ur dumb

>>50132689
>namefagging
Further proof magical realm shit is just a desperate cry for attention

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>>50130147
>>50130283
SANS, I SWEAR TO GOD.

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>>50133360

>>50135338
Not like there's any difference between the two anyway. 50 Shades is seriously just a Twilight fanfic with the names changed.

>>50136053
We know that, but still, I don't recall anal beads being used in Twilight

>>50133521
YOU FUCKER

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>>50120139
This makes no sense at all. Why are they approriating terms from the rape culture? Anything to do with penis is rape right? I thought women didn't like rape culture? Am I wrong? Because if women enjoy rape culture, then surely they enjoy magical realm too?

>>50131824
kys degenerate.

>>50120525
This is because they're literally the same piece of flesh, just moved around a bit.

Every infant, when it forms, is female, and the change to male is only noticeable after a certain stage, when a certain set of hormones is released. This causes the transition to fully male or fully female, modifying internal tissues to fit the outcome, depending on what hormones are released.

>>50136725
I just want to be able to change to female form for masturbation, and possibly DP by black stronk men. Is that too much to fucking ask god?!

>>50130393
Non-STI bacterial infection in genital area from minor contusions and lacerations caused by the guy sticking it in going in dry.

>>50132448
Ah, right. Forgot where I was for a minute.

Alright, let me give you all some advice. Those SJW girls you complain about? They're some of the most sexually active girls there are, and are more than willing to go down on you if you're willing to A) be respectful, and B) keep an open mind. That means that, yes, you will learn nomenclature for various gender identities. Guess what? It works.

Sex is a constant for me. I can get laid virtually any night of the week I choose. Not only that, my partners and I all keep our medical history out in the open, and we know our shit on safe sex. Imagine the girls who have practiced anal enough to do it right, and enjoy it, and all that without the stress of a serious relationship, unless I really find the person I'm going to settle down with.

>>50136473
You too, anon, you too.

>>50136779
>I am deviant slut, praise me
yes, your contribution to society will be remered ;^)

>>50133574
>>50134577

>Read this
>The DM's putting in so much effort
>All the player's doing is one sentence reactions

C'mon.

>>50136812

You can be a freak in the bedroom and still contribute to society, anon-kun.

>>50136779
Yeah, the sort of things you're fucking are the ones no one else wants to, so think I'll pass.

If you'd fuck someone who identifies as a demi-queer foxkin etc, then there's something wrong with you.

>>50136758
There are lizards, frogs, and fish that do this exact thing, though it's caused by an imbalance in the gender ratios in the surrounding area.

>Lots of females?
>Be a guy, score a lot.
>Suddenly bigger, stronger male shows up?
>Turn into a girl so he doesn't kill and eat you, still score.

I will also mention that there has been a lot of success in splicing genetics, lately. Seriously, look up bioluminescent cats. It's a matter of time, anon. Well, and a matter of people deciding to pull the anti-human-genetic-testing stick from their collective ass.

>>50136779
Jesus fuck, you're just as bad as the other faggots. We get it, you fuck. Ignore the /pol/tards and move on. You're the reason they get any goddamn play in the first place.

>>50136836
Yeah, if you get it on the tape.

>>50136824
As someone who's E RPed on both sides of the cock, it can get pretty difficult to think of things to do once the action actually gets started. Besides, E RP should be fun. People who get all uptight about the word count are worse than prudes. Nobody wants to feel inadequate during virtual sex.

Usually, not even if it's their fetish. Don't think I've ever seen someone get hot over someone bitching because they didn't describe getting fucked well enough.

>>50136866
If you want a better example, Look up CRISPR. That's probably going to be the way of the future for genetic tampering.

>>50135201
>https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/14054/erotic-role-play-group-looking-for-any-18-plus-erotic-roleplayers
>18+
why

>>50136779
>my partners and I all keep our medical history out in the open
I would not trust other people on this. But maybe that's just me.

>>50136866
>a matter of people deciding to pull the anti-human-genetic-testing stick from their collective ass.
You can have advancement in sciences or you can have ethics and morality, not both

>>50136997
>implying
what kind of bullwhack is that?

Guys if your DM is a girl is it ok to rape them?

>>50136997
You can have both, but increasing in one decreases the other.

>>50120174
hello spacebattles

>>50136963
>CRISPR/Cas system
Okay, how long until they figure out how to use this to extract the genetic sequence in bdelloid rotifers that allows them to re-encode genes from their food onto their telomeres as a buffer against aging?

Because, being completely serious, that's about the only way we're going to develop functional genetic immortality.

>>50136997
>implying ethics and morality are a collective boolean toggle
>implying they're mutually exclusive with scientific progress
Try harder, Anon. Seriously.

I miss the part where we were talking about pretty elf boys in dresses and not fighting so much...

>>50137029
>Rape the DM

I don't think that would solve the magical realm

>>50137086
Yeah, but it's fine right?

>>50137046

Shit if I know mang. Gonna be honest, I'm a redneck piece of shit who peels metal and then dicks about on the internet for a hobby, I just saw it and thought it was a neat thing. Can't wait to find out if they can do that thing you said might be possible

>>50137029
Consentual rape is consentual!

>>50136865
Honestly the community is mostly biologically female, and identifies as such. There's plenty of straight guys here that do the exact same thing, and get laid about as often.

Also, I'd never fuck a furry, because, come on, sure I'll go on a date with anyone of any gender, but even I have standards.

>>50136996
It's a tight-knit community. You betray the trust of one person, you betray the trust of everyone, and believe me, that's not a good idea when virtually everyone has experience in binding and gagging people on the fly.

>>50137109
I am going to LOVE it when one of you turns into a herpes fireship but manages to convince you all that someone else did it and you form factions and tear each other apart.

You act like you're somehow enlightened. Trust me, you're all in an unstable system that is working now.

People are horrible

You are horrible

And you're going to prove me right whether or not you want to. It's just a matter of time.

>>50137105
The only hurdle I can think of is the chance of mutation. There's a subspecies of those microorganisms that, after consuming another organism for long enough, gained the ability to produce a poison in their bodies, making them all but inedible to other microorganisms.

Then again
>humans develop genetic immortality
>humans become kroot in the process

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>>50137062

I can almost *feel* their slimy grins as they successfully destroy yet another perfectly civil thread about a topic they didn't like, before they go back to yet another HERESY thread.

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>>50137139

Anon.

Anon why are you so angry.

That man is enjoying himself in a hobby you clearly have no interest in joining or associating with.

Why does that mean you have to hope he gets a horrible STD and have his pleasures burn down around him.

This isn't pleasant. This isn't being excellent. You're being mean.

>>50137139
>Trust me, you're all in an unstable system that is working now.
Not to side with the deviant and his ways, but can't the same be said about all of us and society at large?

>>50137062
The anon that brought up the pretty elf boy in a dress didn't want the pretty elf boy in a dress, though. So sad

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>>50133719
>you've played with functional people for years, their magical realms come up occasionally to the point everyone knows everyone else's fetishes and jokes about them OoC, but when the dice are down and it's time to ADVENTURE all that shit stops immediately

>>50137172
Right?

Let's remember that there's an entire society of dominatrix murder elves in the canon. There's definitely some fetishy stuff in there. It's not that bad to assume that if they are begrudgingly putting up with male visitors they might well have a couple cute boy-maids to satisfy their guests. I mean, it's not terribly likely that they'd subject a drow woman to lying with a surface dweller.

Plus, who's going to assume that the boy dressed as a maid who just sucked them off is a spy? Hell, it might actually be a really lucrative profession to go into with only the most devious and pretty girly boys getting into the academies that teach them the finer points of eavesdropping and possibly poisoning people.

>>50137147
Would be interesting for sure. Though, mostly, just hope that maybe the system can be mixed with stemcell research or something to like, make a gland that puts out programmed packets of stemcells to do active repairs. I mean, it's the best guess of someone with no expertise, but even though it's not wolverine-tier, I think the idea of "The doctor had to cut out my lung last weekend so I'll have to sit out recess for a week while the new one grows" is pretty nice in concept. I mean, I know conceptually it won't be 'wolverine' regeneration, but, still.

>>50137211
True but society as a whole is usually guarded enough that it's hard for any one part of it to fuck the whole system over the way that having several partners all trusting each other about their medical history might.

>>50137209
Derailing the thread and acting superior when any old idiot can see how this is going to end. I don't like being talked down to by the stupid.

>>50125305
Reminds me of one of my first games with lady.
She raped me the first session and stole all my stuff the dm allowed it.
Weird

>>50123028
You sound like a spineless dude. If you can be polite and subtle, I am pretty sure other players will appreciate you calling DM out on her bullshit, even privately outside of the game.

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>>50137238
>being so fat you tilt the pod

>>50136779
Ebin blog, fellow male ally :^)

>>50137109
>anyone of any gender
There's only two, nigga

>>50137859
>only two
You're thinking of sexes, anon. Male and female are the sexes. Gender is partially neurological. Being someone that is of male sex(has a dick and balls), but with gender dysphoria giving them female neurochemistry, is entirely possible.

>>50137913
>SJW "science"
:^)

>>50138099
Gender dysphoria is an actual thing. However, it's still not what >>50137913 herped a derp about. Gender is binary, no matter what snowflake labels tumblr pulls out of their assholes. Sex is binary, barring freakish and almost universally fatal-before-birth mutations.

>>50138099
I honestly don't care about SJWs, I'm just looking at years of research that shows that sexuality is partially neurological, and the plethora of neurological disorders that can befall people and realizing that being born with a case of, "chick brain," isn't all that weird compared to, say, paranoia that makes you believe that everyone that disagrees with you belongs to only one specific group.

>>50138253
Because no one has ever made politically slanted "research" before

I want the sjw cucks to leave

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>>50138253
I'm just wondering why a male getting a case of "chick brain" makes them suddenly neither male or female. If you go by the genitals they're male. If you go by the brain they're female. I have no problem with either classification method but this is still fucking binary. Where are the 26 other genders coming from?

>>50138340
>If you go by the brain they're female
Says who?

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>>50135221
Nice b8. I won't fall for it, bromaster.

>>50129252
Who here is really familiar with all of Jane Austen's works?
I only know Pride and Prejudice.
I think she would prefer running a light hearted adventure set in an overgrown countryside.
I don't know.

>>50138416

Not him. The words are pure bait. The pic has a legit point though.

>>50134661
You're welcome to.

I'm about to start a 3-session quickie that involves a group of level 3 players trying to figure out how to defend the town from an oncoming werewolf horde. They know it's coming, and they have to figure out how to counter it.

>>50138432
>The words are pure bait
Explain this >>50133377

>>50138426
I only have tangential bits of knowledge of things because parts of my family like her stuff, but it seems like there would be a fair bit of intrigue regarding what who thinks of whom and such.

>>50138373
Their neurochemistry. Y'know, the chemical switches in their brain that tell the body to produce female levels of estrogen?

>>50138340
From what I understand, having had very little actual contact with it, it's not so much being neither. It's a shorthand for, "born X, but I have gender dysphoria so I'm Y," where you sub in male and female for X and Y in whatever way best represents your situation. Also, if you're >>50138219, then thank you for correcting me, it was sexuality I was thinking about, not baseline gender.

>>50138468
As the fem dm who posted that and >>50138416, there's a huge difference between rough powersex (which by the end of I'm a lycan and topping) and straight up rape.

>>50138490
Oh really then? Tell me, what is the difference?

>>50138490
Like what?

>>50138554
>>50138559
The difference being if a blood-soaked werewolf with a raging boner came charging through the door right now, I'd drop my pants and bend over. No rape there at all.

>>50138477
>it was sexuality I was thinking about, not baseline gender.
That makes more sense. Sexuality is literally all over the place, even moreso than what tumblr claims. I've never seen bathtubfullofmothssexual or canyonsexual or floortilesexual on any of their lists.

>>50138416
>the truth is now b8
Tumblr pls

>>50138577

Not either of the anons your responding to, i'm just suddenly curious. So essentialy your not adverse to rape like sex (in the sense that it is violent, and the werewolf only cares about its own satisfaction and doesnt give a shit about you as anything other than a cocksleeve), as long as it is with something you would consider attractive/ something that appeals to your fetishes? I'm not trying to be rude or to debunk you, i'm just trying to understand.

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>>50138577

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>>50138605
>truth
>not a single stat or empirical evidence to back up claims

>>50136779
Your post is disgusting and I fear for your salvation.

That is all.

>>50133703
I am a sadistic DM, and therefore enjoy it when I deny others their petty releases.

I present to the furry a lycanthropy victim who LOATHES their whole existance, simply to fuckblock the impending yiff impulses they will have, knowing that at any true oppertunity, I may spring upon them a wandering villager who sees something at the most oppertune and unfortunate time.

For the dragonloving femPC, I give to her a dragon with a penchant for petrifying human lovers in any number of ways, never once satisfying that itch the player wants scratched.

And for that neutralstupid rogue, I give nothing but penalties for any stupidity. Most often, forgetting to check if being followed by anything, or keeping a lookout for patrols.

I love being a DM. I get my best boners from denying sexual interests in my games.

>>50138613
I think it's a functional error to call it "rape-like" sex. The only rape-like sex is sex that is unwilling by one or both parties. Everything else falls under a different descriptor. My werewolf fetish is rough sex. And assuming that the werewolf is using me as a cocksleeve is completely correct. However, you must understand that I don't give a shit about the werewolf getting off either. I just want to use him as a primal throbbing blood-covered dildo. It's a mutually agreed upon session of rough, violent, nigh-hatefuck sex were we both get off without any hard feelings or attachments.

Except I'm a werewolf by the end of it and I join his pack. Or eat him. Either or.

>>50138689
To add to this, the easiest way to put this is "I'm as aggressive as he is." Which I am a very aggressive fucker. And I like my partners in both aggressive and submissive varieties. Werewolves satisfy my "ultra aggressive and murderous" fetish. I think in part it is a reflection of my own desire to dominate and murder.

Not trying to be tmi, just trying to help you understand better. Does that help?

>>50138622
Half that picture is empirical evidence

>>50138591
>bathtubfullofmothssexual
I don't know, as long as they weren't getting crushed, that sounds like it could be fun. Kinda tickly.

As long as it wasn't bathtubfullofdaddylonglegssexual. Three times in the last five days I've mistaken that for my cats rubbing their whiskers on me and nearly had a heart attack when, nope, surprise, giant, creepy, lanky spider crawling on me.

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>>50138884
I always thought they were kind of cute. Normal spiders freak me out, but daddy long legs and jumping spiders are adorable.

>>50138884
>giant, creepy, lanky spider
They're actually helpful and completely innocuous

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>>50138884
>He doesn't like daddy long legs

>>50138730
>my own desire to dominate and murder.
White bitches be crazy

>>50138992
She's on /tg/, she can't be normal

>>50138921
>>50138925
>>50138931
Don't get me wrong, they're cute, it's just the suddenness of having something that looks, moves, and acts like a spider crawling on me when I wasn't looking for that particular stimulus at the time. Imagine suddenly having a cat rubbing on you. Yeah, sure, the cat's cute, but it's just suddenly there without any explanation. Jolt to the system.

I used to play with them as kids, and don't kill them when I do see them, not even the ones that all but yell, "surprise, motherfucker," when I'm not expecting it. I just kinda toss them generally away from me and shift positions so they don't immediately run back.

Also, I don't want them on my junk. Seriously.

>>50139005
>I don't want them on my junk

what a fag

>>50138577
>>50138689
>>50138730
Marry me

>>50139116
I'd rather just use you and toss you aside, if that's not too much trouble.

>>50139166
Yes, mistress, whatever you say. I live to serve.

>>50139187
>>50139166
Anons, go take a room somewhere And take me into that magical realm too.

>>50139166
>crazy, murderous mistress

>>50139187
>fucktoy

>>50139247
>back-up fucktoy being forced to do nothing but watch until the first one breaks or can't keep up

Excellent.

You, >>50139187. Take this mask and put it on. Strip naked and go please yourself in the corner while I watch.

And you >>50139247, I want you to peg my friend in the other corner. I'm going to be filming you all, so make sure you look nice.

Time to make some money off of this. And get off while I do it.

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>>50136824
DM here, yeah he was shit. I didn't include it here in the pastebin but he also left for 1 hour in the middle of a sess to "go to the store".
I was pissed off. The worse thing is that werewolf rape is something he asked me ton run for him.