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>>50119843
CHA 30

>>50119843
Damage Vulnerability: Slashing

>>50119843
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

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>>50119843
A filthy inbred.

>>50120002
There's actually no inbreeding on him & his sister's part.

>>50119843
-10 HP.

>>50120002
Geez, how inbreed is that family?

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>>50120002
>inbreeding
>bad
Why do so many hate their family?

>>50119967
>not stabbing

Speed: 3 mph or 30’/round
Crew: 20
AC: 15
HP: 300
DT: 15
Size: 30'x90'
Propulsion: Wind
Cannons: Port 3, Starboard 3, Bow 1, Stern 1

>>50119843

Boat: Nice

>>50119843
-10hp
That, or this:
Size/Type: Diminutive Undead
Hit Dice: 21d12+3 (139 hp)
Initiative: +7 (+3 Dex, +4 Improved Initiative)
Speed: Fly 180 ft. (perfect)
Armor Class: 51 (+4 size, +3 Dex, +5 natural armor, +8 bracers of armor, +2 ring of protection, +21 insight)
Base Attack/Grapple: +10/-2
Attack: Touch +35 melee (10d6+20 plus paralyzing touch)
Full Attack: Touch +35 melee (10d6+20 plus paralyzing touch)
Space/Reach: 1 ft./0 ft.
Special Attacks: Trap the soul, fear aura, paralyzing touch, 21st-level wizard spellcaster, Perfect Automatic Still Spell, spell-like abilities
Special Qualities: Magic immunity, phylactery transference, turn resistance +20, DR 15/Epic and bludgeoning, undead traits, acid resistance 20, fire resistance 20, sonic resistance 20, immune to cold, electricity, polymorph, and mind-affecting attacks.
Saves: Fort +10, Ref +12, Will +17
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 16 (with gloves), Con O, Int 39 (with headband), Wis 24, Cha 20
Skills: Concentration +25, Craft (alchemy) +34, Hide +35, Knowledge (arcana, religion, the planes) +34, Knowledge (history) +26, Listen +27, Move Silently +23, Search +34, Sense Motive +27, Spellcraft +36, Spot +27
Feats: Brew Potion, Combat Casting, Craft Wondrous Item, Enlarge Spell, Heighten Spell, Improved Initiative, Lightning Reflexes, Maximize Spell, Quicken Spell, Scribe Scroll, Spell Penetration, Toughness
Epic Feats: Automatic Quicken Spell, Blinding Speed, Improved Spell Capacity (10th), Tenacious Magic (any)
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 29
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Neutral evil
Advancement: By character class

>>50122868
But anon, he doesn't own any ships.

>>50119843
>>50119967
>>50122663
>>50120002
So this setting has TWO people killing their daughter via wayyy underaged child rape (And only one of them faced consequence for it0 AND people getting stabbed? Is it deliberately made to mock its audience of fucked up perverts or what?

>>50126698
Or rather the impossible births resulting from raping an underaged child with magical "Guaranteed conception" cocks that don't include any protection for the birth?

>>50120002
I think they might be champions of slaneesh with this shit here.