All folklore suddenly becomes real. Fae woods out of nowhere,

>>50110068
Die, most likely. Try and adjust as best I can otherwise, without making any kind of major impact due to a lack of any kind of applicable skills and knowledge. I'm too native to the old world; the skills needed to truly excel in the new one won't be found in anyone who isn't born to it.

Best-case scenario is that I become a completely average citizen of the new world.

And anyone in this thread who claims anything different about themselves is a bold-faced liar.

>>50110068
Exotic. Brothels.

>>50110068
>All folklore suddenly becomes real.

I don't think you understand how much "folklore" there is.

>>50110068
>implying there wouldn't be a war between the gods
which faction are you guys going to side with? i'd side with the greeks.

>>50110068
I'm hoarding as many magical trinkets and charms that I can.

I also don't think you realize how many easy to do at home spells and curses are now available to me. Jesus, fuck fancy magic, I'm pulling cheap shit from the comfort of my home.

>>50110068
Try to find some ayyyylmaos and hope they give me psychic powers or some shit

>>50110227
More than I can count, and I mean all of it.
If it's a part of folk mythology, it's out there.

>>50110200
I too desire lewds with fair folk.

>>50110640
we're all going to fucking die or worse

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>>50110227
Very well said. As for OP...

>>50110068
So protectors like Paul Bunyan and Davy Cricket and Pecos Bill? Not all folklore is dicks.

>>50110068
>Folklore becomes real.
I take my soul. Put it inside my tooth which is my phylactery.

I AM LICH BITCH

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>>50110068
I hope these guys are around somewhere.

>>50110068
In my area we have basically just two things in folklore: an array of small-scale fey, like pixies and the like, and a giant that causes earthquakes. The former can easilly be dealt with, but if the second is present and active, we're fucked.

>>50110068
Don't ignore the literally hundreds of monsters living in your house right now who want to kill you

I'd go back home and relax with the faeries.

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>>50110068
Ahahaha I'm gonna get torn apart and used for a stew.

It will be extremely painful. For me.

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>>50110919

Wait for the National Guard to kill the really nasty shit and then get on with my life.

>>50110068

Systematically develop a catalog and archive of mythological properties of more mundane materials and start develop arms and ammunition to exploit said properties.

Let's see how fae bullshit likes an M2 loaded with cold-iron BMG .50s.

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>>50110707
Not sure if there's enough good folklore to fend off the bad folklore to save us from the worldwide reenactment of Cabin in the Woods.
But this could be good.
Do Merlin and King Arthur count?

Not positive Davy Cricket is gonna help much.

I guess i go visit the centaurs, hoping they won't kill me.If i survive i plan a tour of the country, maybe even go to acheron visit the boatman to Hades

>>50112443
>Let's see how fae bullshit likes an M2 loaded with cold-iron BMG .50s
This depends entirely on how surprised they are.
That sounds powerful enough to penetrate passive defences.
Depending on the lore, a gun can wreck even the toughest fae, if they don't prevent you from firing.
Which most of the stronger ones can do pretty effortlessly.

>>50112503
Yeah, but can a greater fae keep some dude in a bunker across the country from blowing it up with a drone strike?

Modern military technology would shit all over pretty much all American folklore and most of the European shit.

Unless you count conspiracies as folklore, in which case half of our government explodes into Jewish Lizard People and the rest of us are just fucked.

>>50110235
Ahura Mazda ftw

>>50110068
How can the wild hunt come if Odin isn't real?
A similar problem arises with a good half of the non-godly folklore that is now real

>>50112744
Not an enthusiast, so please explain to me what exactly is the wild hunt from the old norse folklore.

I just know that TW3 rip-off

>>50112791
The wild hunt is Odin/Wodan/Wotan and his companions that are either dead or fairies or a mix of them (depends on local tradition) out supernaturally hunting. That's it, the god and his posse.
There are post-Christian versions were Wodan-analogues are used, but it's recognizable

Swimming suddenly becomes much harder in inland bodies in Australia.
No billabong will be safe .

>>50110235
Shitposter god, if we have one.

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>>50110068
Find and befriend a cryptid, or die trying.

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...do recurring /tg/ creatures count as folklore? If so, find a hammerspace dragon and leave my fate in its adorable little paws, hope to befriend it if it doesn't kill me.
If not, find something likely to give me a swift and painless death, or something that would do a lotus-eater sort of false reality, before something worse comes along and tries to torture me to death.

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how popular does the folklore have to be?

>>50113828
it'd hardly count as folklore but I read one person's (explicitly for fetish) setting where anthro-snake-style nagas caught their prey with strong pheromones that induce lust and turn the pain of digestion into pleasure

>>50110200
the only thing that surprises me about this post is that it wasn't the first post. I suppose this means that /tg/ is improving.

How much for half an hour with a mermaid?

>>50110068
Zeus wouldn't rape my gross family anyway. Dammit, I was hoping for at least Medusa-tier powers.

>>50112360
So we're big guys?

>>50113925
with or without mergina?

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>>50114020
i figure merpeople must have mammalian reproductive organs, like dolphins but more humanoid. Otherwise, why the breasts? Breasts are pretty much the signature feature of mammals, so if the mermaid has them (and traditionally all mermaids do) its logical to assume that she's much more likely to have a vagina than a cloaca.

Not that a cloaca entirely rules out penetrative intercourse anyway.

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All we got here is giant dudes made out of moss, a few Sasquatch wannabes and a fuckton of civil war ghosts.
Probably become a necromancer or something and start a war alongside my deceased ancestors to create America as a holy empire and beacon for humanity against the monsters. (Sasquatch can join if he wants)

If dubs, kek will guide me.

>>50110919
I'll be out looking for a Huldra wife if you'll excuse me.

Native folklore is cool, and technically half my family's folklore holds that the fey are our ancestors and their world is just the afterlife, so I'm probably just fine and I have now become an elf.

>>50112700
A drone strike is still a mundane weapon and it's not going to finish off something that regenerates itself. We have drone strikes and people still die of fucking knife and pistol fights.

>>50114191
Load the warhead with cold iron, or whatever that particular fae creature is weak to.

>regeneration
Napalm.

>We have drone strikes and people still die of fucking knife and pistol fights.
Okay, but what does that relate to what we're talking about at all?

I'd be more concerned about shapeshifting fae spies and infiltrators than direct conflicts.

OH SHIT
Does "folklore" include SCPs?

>>50114315
Y no

>>50114267
>cold iron
It's a poetic metaphor for an iron sword; do you know a lot of humans who don't die from fucking iron
It's also from a 19th century poet about one specific fey.

>>50114315
If it does, then it also includes the SCP Foundation, which would render moot everything in this thread, so no.

>>50114485
>cold iron is a phrase
Yeah, and it evolved into the modern phrase "cold steel." It's just traditional to refer to it as such when talking about the fae.

>it was about one particular fae
Yep. And then people ran with the idea, and now it's common folklore that all fae are weak to iron. Considering that OP said ALL folklore is real, it's fair to assume that isn't exempt.

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>>50110068
>mfw I live in Colorado
>>Tommy Knockers, Ghost Riders, Wyoming Little People, Pecos Bill, White Buffalo, Slide-Rock Bolters, Prostitute Ghosts (lots of them), Big Foot, UFOs, Furry Trout, Kokopelli, City made of Gold, magic Coyotes, Blood Clot Boy saving people...

sounds pretty comfy family...

>>50114620
>Oh wow you can kill humans with iron bullets
>Clearly there is no way humans could ever be dominant

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>>50110068
Good Children have nothing to worry about...

>>50110200
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

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>>50114811
I feel like you want to argue with me but I'm not sure why.

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>>50110652
>we're all going to fucking die or worse
>Chinese and Catholic saints are suddenly real and involved in the real world.

we'll be just fine, especially bar-tenders.

>>50112700
>Unless you count conspiracies as folklore, in which case half of our government explodes into Jewish Lizard People and the rest of us are just fucked.

oh shit...I forgot about the Reptile people, that's bad...although the Pledians would probably keep them in check.

>anal probes for all

>>50110068
Work hard at becoming a Dragon Sorcerer.
Devise Fucking plans to kill that Fucking dragon and eat its heart then bathe in its blood like Siegfried to gain superpowers and immortality.

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>>50110068
>yfw you get to fight the undead with Elvis and black JFK.

I love this world.

>>50110068
I live in Finland.
The forest protects us, one just needs to respect it

>>50114148
Same here.

My nations folklore includes a fey woman granting us our new homeland after we wandered under the guidance of our god Svarog.

>Slav elves are now real

>Russians really are drow

>Southern slavs are wood elves hellbent on eating and removing orc from their woods

>Western Slavs are snotty high elves pretending to be better than their German/Dwarven neighbours

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>>50110068
Download the Demon Summoning Program to my smartphone

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>Fucking Xenu is out to conquer the universe and opress our souls

KIMI WA KIKO ERU

>Serbia

Tupac is our secret weapon

>>50110068
Find a cute girl to marry.

>>50112700
>Yeah, but can a greater fae keep some dude in a bunker across the country from blowing it up with a drone strike?
Only if they knew the guy was gonna do it.

But they can fuck with that incoming drone though.
Also, explosions, napalm, and fire aren't as bad for them as bullets, fyi.

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>>50110068
I call in this nigga to help out.

>>50110068

Be really fucking glad about some of the things I have on hand, and be deeply disappointed about the things I do not. Regret not being a /k/ommando. Wonder if it's good or bad that I'm currently outside of the city, and somewhere between suburban and rural.

>>50112717
what can he do? lol

>>50114090
>I have thought about this way too much

>>50115085
>>50115211

Underrated posts.

My damnation was secured by my own hand long ago. Who cares what form it takes?

I mean, I had to have done SOMETHING really wrong. How else did I end up here?

I'd like to take a moment of all of your time to suggest the Web comic " stand still stay silent"

>>50114090
>why the breasts
Same way many flowers imitate female insects so that male bugs land on them and pollinate.

Their breasts could be just a decoy to lure seamen in and eat them.

Stock up on iron and crosses to keep the trolls at bay. Salt is another good multipurpose item to keep on hand at every time.

And if I get brave/desperate enough I might take walks into the woods in hope of meeting a qt huldra.

>>50110068
Absolutely love every minute of the monster apocalypse and the post-magic society that emerges

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>>50110068
Me and the /k/ommandos form a hunting party and go kill some skinwalkers

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>>50110068
BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT
>monsters become real
>monsters get raped the death by modern weapons
>monsters are not real anymore

seriously,
dragons can be killed by fucking swords, wtf could they do against Anti material rifles? vampires and undead? butt fucked by spotlights. it would be a hilarious epic assraping

>>50117387
I gotta go read that.
What I remember fits quite well.
Good job anon.

>>50119130
>mind control monsters
>everpresent supernatural threats, such as nature itself, shadows and other bullshit
>capable to be subjugated with common destruction weaponry
Yeah, nah.

>>50119419
Let's not forget
>Genuine threats like Typhon, Apep, etc. that needs gods to fight

>>50110068
>not wanting the gods
>removing half of what made mythology exciting or interesting
why.

>>50119656
And not forget the creatures that can emerge from humanity or nature. Ghosts and their like will still be a deal even if there are effective weapons against them.

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>>50119809
>holy sherbet flail

>>50112393
We'd have house spirits either working for or against us. Spiderwick now!

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>>50110068
>What the fuck do you do, guys? Especially if pic related is in your neighborhood park.
For the last time, Níðhöggr, stop eating the world tree!

>>50110068

I played a campaign that was basically this but grimdark.

The answer is to befriend the friendly, be wary of the neutral, and pack heat when you're facing the unfriendly. Of course, the most exceptional skill is knowing when each is in play or appropriate.

We ended up getting some close calls with the unfriendly, but quick-wittedness gave us an edge when appropriate. Even kept some unfriendlies at bay in humorous and creative ways.

When it gets down to it, when things get weird the people who can adapt to the weird have an edge. Especially when they make themselves just as weird in response. I would have to venture that after a successive generation or two in the feywilds, humanity would probably end up fairly adjusted to it. Give them a thousand years and you might have a people as indistinguishable from the feywilds as anything else in them.

And come to think of it, maybe that's what caused the feywilds to be so weird in the first place? It's almost parasitic, but perhaps softer than that concept. It absorbs and incorporates others into it, and those that can survive become its denizens. Maybe it's end goal is mercy, or perhaps the feywilds itself is a living, benevolent entity that strives to preserve all within its confines, forever eternal? Maybe it shifts dimensions or travels between planets, and absorbs its gaea into its own in a non-euclidian manner, more spacious inside than outside.

Earth has been chosen, and has been given a new domain should they choose to enter. Do they rebuke the accept embrace of this mother dimension, or rebuke it as a parasite? Whatever the answer, I suppose it's waiting inside, deep in the heart of the feywilds.

>>50116707
>But they can fuck with that incoming drone though.
Only if they know that it's even there. The thing isn't going to be buzzing the treetops. A Predator has a publicly reported service ceiling of 25,000 feet. The Reaper and Avenger have publicly reported ceilings of 50,000 feet.

>Also, explosions, napalm, and fire aren't as bad for them as bullets, fyi.
For a lot of explosives the explosion itself isn't the primary means of killing targets it's what's propelled by the explosion that does the work. That being things like explosively formed penetrators and shrapnel. The reason for this being that the force of an explosion is carried through the atmosphere as a wave and the intensity of a wave decreases by the square of the radius from it's epicenter. Projectiles thrown can carry that energy and stay lethal for much longer distances than the pressure front of the explosion itself. They also concentrate that energy on a smaller impact surface when they strike a target allowing them to penetrate and destroy things that an explosion alone would hardly damage at all.

End autism.

>>50113880
Snek is always popular with me.

Try to leave Thailand because holy shit those things are immortal and can curse you to death/insane within a week, then try to live in a pagoda and hope Buddha will protect me.

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>>50110200

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I can only hope my spirit turns out to be too weak to move on to whichever Hell turns out to be waiting and I either stick around as a ghost or reincarnate as a cockroach or something.

This is the best possible way it could end for me. As in, me specifically. I am under no illusion that I will always remember, or even have access to, every precaution. You know the survivors in the zombie movies? That's not me. You know the zombies? Even that's not me. At least they're part of something vaguely threatening.

I'm the guy who got shot for an unrelated reason long enough before the movie that I'm already a skeleton.

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>>50121481
Here's some of it. Don't say I didn't warn you:
https://aryion.com/g4/view/160353
The same person has done some fics and images (with accompanying minific) about encounters with their sneks. Needless to say, the non-snek never wins.

>>50122513
>Be me
>Irish
>Fairies are now a thing that happens
>Suicide is the only option.

No good comes from having those fuckers about the place. Plus winter's coming in and the old folk'll start dying off. Won't be able to get a night's sleep with all the banshees.

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>>50122513
thats definitely something
I do sort of see how someone could be into that at least

>>50110068
Search for adventurers to form a team to vanquish evil or at the very least live a very peaceful life, unless there is a big bad somewhere that is an immediate danger I think living a peaceful life is the way to go. There are probably cool magic things that could be done like making toasted marshmallows

>>50114811
Cold iron should be quenched iron. It makes the iron harder and able to hold a sharper edge. It's a "you have to be this tall statement."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenching

Thanks to white deminishing the importance and seriousness of my ancestor's religions by making animist/ancestor religions out to be more like folklore than real relgious tradition, as a black person with a family bible that lists names going back at least 6 generations, I can call on the power and knowledge of all of my ancestors and have spirit guides and amass all sorts of knowledge (every male ancestor was in the military, several land owning farmers, mechanical engineers on my dad's side, and secret native american powers on my mom's side).

Become a caster of some kind, probably a druid. Maybe make friends with some magical creatures

>>50110200
YA BOI 50110200 KNOWS

>>50110068
>go out
>find the nearest elf
>kidnap elf
>keep elf locked up in basement as my personal fucktoy

>>50124978
>Get destroyed by some random fae wondering who stole their fucktoy

>>50114839
Holy shit! Santa Clause is real!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50125091
>destroyed
>not added to their sex toy collection

Become a wildman and befriend the woodland creatures but likely die.

>>50125099
Don't get too excited. So's Krampus.

Lucky for me I am always nice to people and will typically do whatever I can to help others so I'll either help the right fey and get mad rewards or help the wrong and have a quick death.

OP here, /tg/ has preserved this thread and my dreams.

Please don't ever change.

>>50124978
>Elven fucktoy

I simply desire to rub an Elven Maiden's ears.
More importantly, Wood elf or snobby High elf?

If all folklore is real, oh boy fey everywhere, slasher-type serial killers everywhere, the man with the bag too, ghost pirates as well, spirits from the revolution wars hanging out, the march of the damned souls and la llorona as well, all of the aztec, toltec, mayan and olmec myth (sans the gods) around.
Wait, do the shamans and witches get a full on power up too? the voodoo men too? What about bloodlines? Would I become a sorc/druid if one of my ancestors was an animal shapeshifting nahual witch?

>>50110068
> as a black person with a family bible that lists names going back at least 6 generations

Is this supposed to be something extraordinary? I'm white and I can go back 6 generations by heart, and probably have papers somewhere that go even more. Then again, I'm European, so 100 years are nothing to me.

>>50126783
Considering 4 generations ago they were slaves, yeah it really is something important.

>>50126318
Druids, Seers, alchemists, and so on and so forth probably do now.

>tfw family stories are now real
>tfw family tradition is to craft little figures out of stuffing and cloth, to scare away bad dreams and spirits

My parents made me create what to the spirit world is a perimeter defence, and I made like ten of them because it was fun to do.

Fuck you Ghasts, I have almost a dozen of your sworn enemies!

>>50110068
>All folklore
All?
Some would conflict.

>>50126837
All.

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>>50110068
>Wendigo prowling the forests

I wouldn't worry about it.

Buy fucktons of salt, always have batteries, and start learning warding spells/charms

Also, gypsies will be a new world power, since they've likely kept their ways after all these years and know tooooons of spiritual mojo that lots of society forgot/ignored.

And I'll be avoiding the shit out of Australia, New Zealand, Europe, the American wilderness, Alaska, and every single part of Asia.

>>50126905
Basically, build yourself a house made of pure Iron in Ireland and you should be fine.

>>50126921
>Ireland
Not safe, man.
We need to start the /tg/ Antarctic colony.
No people have ever formed any folklore there, so we're safe!

>>50126950
>he doesn't know about the northern windwalkers.

>>50126950
Does modern mythology/urban legends count? If so, you could have all kinds of crazy shit coming out of secret Nazi antarctic bases.

>>50126972
dunno about OP, but I'd say if it's not been more than 150 years since the origin, then....ehhhhh

>>50126959
>northern
We're talking Antarctica, bud.
>>50126972
Eh, I'm certain most of us are Aryan.
I'd pledge allegiance to Hitler if it saved me from those monsters.

>>50126811
Even with how late the US was with abolition, 150 years is not 4 generations.

fucking vampires everywhere, now you can't even die in peace. Also the medditeranean is fucking impossible to navigate now, seeing how it is filled with a fuckton of monsters. Also if greek mythology/religion is real you can actually go the the afterlife and bring people back. If you manage to become sue enough for death to let you

>>50119419
>>50119130
>>50121465
>>50123588

Something a lot of people seem to be forgetting in this thread is that a non-trivial number of mythological/folkloric beasts have very esoteric weaknesses. The main reason they were esoteric is because the weaknesses were commonly available back in the day, but due to the modern era's excesses that may not necessarily be the case.

Take, for example

>Monster that exists in the corner of your eye. It's summoned when a person in one's family committs a crime, and the family supports them even though they know that what was done is inexcusable. Thus, they and everyone related to them in percentages >3% are cursed. This monster slowly eats the soul of those so afflicted.

>Can be warded off with 1 year of dedicated prayer with a Shaman/etc & repentance. Must live in a house made with wood of tree XYO. Must wear a laurel up only of plants ADE, EFO, ZMJ & QUT. Else soul cannot regrow.

Problem? They're extinct. All of them.

>>50110068
I try to make my own setting like this actually, all the areas in the world are inhabited by creatures from the folklore coming from the real world groups on which the humans of that area are based on.

>>50125099
We have two varieties.

The one based on St Nicholas who is a jolly old Greek looking dude with magical powers who hands out gifts to good little boys and girls.

The other is this Lappish looking man vaguely reminiscent of the All Father. He also hands out gifts but will ruin your day if he feels you deserve it. Also has an army of elves at his command.

>>50126950
Nazi base/ soviet base, lost city of the ancients, Lovecraftian things.

>>50122513
Am I the only person that enjoys snek without vore?

>>50128581
You forgot Santa Claus.

>>50128581
>R'lyeh is under Antarctica

>>50125231
And then everything was horrible forever the end.

>>50128741
Wrong pole.

Although I did forget the secret entrance to the Hollow Earth.

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>>50127050
>I'm certain most of us are Aryan.
Black hair, brown eyes here. Also Jewish. Aren't blond and blue recessive, or at least less-dominant traits, and therefore uncommon and less likely to frequently appear in a sample of people?
Pic unrelated.

captcha likes having me write "calle"

>>50128730
I occasionally enjoy snek without vore. Snek curling around you for a hug or under you like a seat is nice, and I like to think of snek waifu doing the tongue thing in your face playfully, especially as a staring contest breaker.
I just also like snek with vore more frequently.

>>50127930
My autism was just about the drones and explosives. I know there's probably plenty of things you can't just shoot at to make them go away.

How old does something have to be to be considered folklore? Frankenstein, for example, is about 198 years old. Grey aliens are about 125.

>>50129488
Recessive traits are not necessarily rarer than dominant ones, though I can certainly see why you'd think so. In "melting pots" the phenotype often become rarer if they're neutral, and with genetic drift it can disappear.

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>>50126022
>implying you can't have more than one elven fucktoy

>>50110068
Die, as will everyone else.

>>50126972
>urban legends

FUCKING. SLENDERMAN.

Thanks /x/

>>50119130
HUMANITY, FUCK YEAH!!!

>>50132021
Dr. Frankenstein and his monster are entirely fictional. But what is really fucking scary is that he is based off of real life Alchemists of that era who performed experiments on trying to revive the dead.

One guy even took a criminal who was hanged to death, and managed to use electrical currents on the fresh corpse to make it breathe, move limbs, and have facial expressions.

These experiments are actually where the concept of using electricity to get the heart pumping again after a heart attack/whatnot came from.

So Dr. Frankenstein and his monster? No. But all of the ghouls and their Alchemists that Dr. Frankenstein was based off of? Yes.

Which is a shit ton scarier than the novel.

>>50134550
Does ebola-chan (and her cousins marburg, zika, black-death, aids and yellow fever) turn real too then? Because malicious disease embodiments would cause even more mayhem than slendy.

Thanks /pol/

>>50110068
Grab a Chevy Impala, load up on rocksalt and sawnoffs, make money solving hauntings through vast and previously useless knowledge of folklore and mythology, go for roughly five seasons before jumping the shark into a kaleidoscopic fireball of weird shit.

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On one hand, meeting a sphinx would be neat. On the other hand, I would probably choke at the riddle and die for it.

>>50122513
...I would absolutely seek one of those out. Ideally with someone else to let them go first, then maybe they'd keep me around until the other person finishes digesting and it's my turn to die in blissful ecstasy instead of having my liver torn out or whatever.

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>>50134719
>go for roughly five seasons before jumping the shark into a kaleidoscopic fireball of weird shit
If there were an edited version of this where the punch turns into a thumbs up, I would post that. As far as I know, there isn't.

>>50134719
>before jumping the shark into a kaleidoscopic fireball of weird shit.
don't remind me

>>50110714

Liches ain't folklore. They're D&D.

>>50136922
They are russian folklore. A soul in a needle in an egg in a chicken in a hare in a duck in a fish in a lake in an island that only appeared every so often and only could be killed if fatally injured by the needle in the forehead
Or some variation of that. He didn't look like a skeleton tho, was just deathless

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>>50128581
>lost city of the ancients

they left thousands of year ago. only thing there is a gel chair and some glowing stuffed squids

>>50114020
the question before us, is "where's the clitoris?"

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>>50134719
this season had a few good episodes in it. Baby was great
>>50137433

>>50137426
I love stargate. I love that ancients are the single most irresponsible culture in history of fiction.

>>50129488
Well, Kike, you'll just have to stay behind.
You'll probably be able to get into Israel anyway, though.

>>50110068
I'm finding the best folk hero I can and pledging to them my fealty, if I don't get torn apart before then. If I get on the side of Gawain or Beowulf or someone close, I suppose I might stand a chance.

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>>50110068
Hold up

Isn't this basically the lore to Shadowrun?

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>>50110068
>Go down to Ealdwic down Temple Road in London
>Have a pint at the Horned God.
>Wait for this whole thing to blow over.

>>50110068
Well I'd pop a boner for starters.

>>50122513
>All these fucking vorefags
Kill yourselves, disgusting subhumans.

>>50127164
Reminder that the only reason it took that long was an attempt to please everyone and it still led to a civil war.

>>50141123
Actually, the Civil War was more about state's rights, though the reason it kicked off was because the federal government thought that slavery wasn't a things for states to determine the legality of for themselves.
And no, I'm not a white supremacist. I'm just mentioning.

>>50123518
I like the maid anon

>>50134550
Oh shit.

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>>50142707
Yeah, Kyra's pretty cute. She's from the comic Uh-Oh It's a Dinosaur, which is all sorts of charming.

>>50143758
I think the cute lizard is eventually going to learn hard that humans are very big and can seriously hurt her.

>>50113376
That'd be the Egyptian god Kek.

I guess I'm a bloodline werewolf now....hope I don't get silvered by the inevitable roving gangs of human monster slayers. I'll probably do my best to keep clear of the big bads and make friends with the standard humans and "friendly and not entirely lethal" forest and city dwellers.....anyone have any room in their post-magic conclave?

>>50141508
>Actually, the Civil War was more about state's rights,

The Southern States' rights to own slaves. And to go to Northern States and enforce their property rights to said slaves. Despite the fact that this infringed on the rights of Northern States to enforce their own laws against slavery and the emancipation of escaped slaves.