Let's make the Backstory for a D&D Character!

>>50109090
write up your own fucking character sheet you lazy shit

He was the bastard son of a nobleman, and his father pitied him enough to at least set him up in a situation where he wouldn't be a dirt farmer for the rest of his life.

>>50109103
Don't derail the Thread. This isn't for a game, I legit thought it would be interesting to see what /tg/ could come up with.

Ricky "Nacho Dick" Ignacio learned to fight on the mean streets of Wahrez, the nastiest city in the realm. He'd go here to slum it, and also cry on the shoulders of the prostitutes who were the only women to accept him. Naturally his clingly habits would get annoying and he'd have to fight off the pimps and their men after violently savaging the ho's with his fists. It's here he developed his preferred martial art, Tae Kwon Ho.

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To cope with his anger issues, and sex addiction, Ricardo routinely smokes a kind of narcotic plant, called "Chopsticks" on the streets of Wahrez. Which has caused him to develop the speech mannerisms of a vulgar, yet gentlemanly knight/slightly confused stoner.

>>50109139
don't make shitty threads.

Ricardo has a bit of a persecution complex. He beleives that he was wrongfully excluded from his family birthrights due to his fell blood and seeks both validation and vengeance, but in reality Ricky is a bit of a cunt, and was tossed out of a relatively comfortable villa for being a boozing, womanizing, violent lout ready to respond to any percieved insult to his person with his signature weapon, a pair of oversized, slightly phallic tonfa. Pointing out the possible freudian interpretations of this was and still is a good way to both earn Ricardos ire, and make him cry.

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Ricardo's latent demon ancestry manifested itself in the form of Sorcerous talent, and while he's not dedicated enough to develop it very far, he's managed to master a few basic cantrips, Dancing Lights, Stupefy, and Mage Hand.

He also has a small, slime familiar, he affectionately calls, "Little Sticky."

>>50109275
I try not to, if you don't like the Thread, don't worry, it'll probably be gone in a few hours.

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>>50109090
>ultimate backstory
>uses rolling

>>50109363
There has to be a starting point, and it would be nearly impossible to tally votes due to samefagging, so I left it up to chance and rolled on a table for the Race and Class, the rest is /tg/.

Ricardo has an irrational phobia of reflective surfaces, he's extremly paranoid and cautious around mirrors.

>>50109275
Don't be a shitty person.

>>50109147
When he was young, he had a fairly successful secret relationship with a beautiful commoner named Yazmilla that lasted several months. Then the girl's father, a fanatical paladin discovered them, and Ricardo was almost killed. Afterward, Yazmilla never contacted Ricardo, and at first, he blamed himself, but later shifted his self loathing to a disdain for her and a passionate hatred for her father, which has caused him to view other paladins and clerics similarly. He hasn't been in a serious relationship since, worried that he'd get emotionally invested and it would all lead to nothing.

His plate armor is covered with vulgar engravings depicting middle fingers, male genitalia, and otherwise obscene images. At the front of the chestplate, the standard Ignacio coat of arms is depicted: A golden shield, with a blue trim, in the center a silver boar stands triumphant over a slain black wolf. Unlike the standard Ignacio coat of arms, the silver board's genitalia is highly pronounced, and the wolf is obviously a female.

He finds his armor to be hilarious, though the rest of the Ignacio Family views it as an insulting mockery to their coat of arms and to their dignity. He typically wears an embroidered violet cloak over his armor when in public places to avoid awkward time-wasting social situations, and to keep from embarrassing his family to the point of intolerance.

His prized posession is hs magnificent 'stache. He's won several contests with his carefully groomed facial hair, pissing off a whole bunch of wizards who also had magnificent 'staches.

>>50110758
He unconsciously twirls his musache when nervous or worried. Some say that his magnificent mustache is an attempt to compensate for his baldness.

>>50110819
His baldness was caused by an alchemist "accidentally" spilling a potion designed to cause hair loss on him. In truth, this was done as revenge for all of the times Ricardo had stolen flasks of narcotic substances from the alchemist, and was let off the hook because of his nobility.

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>>50110727
this is also on the armor