Mine is Bird's Opening.
>>50091526
Mine's the triple basketwoven corkscrew.
No one expects it.
Except of course anyone who knows the rules of the game.
>>50091526
My favorite is Hikaru no Go opening 1.
>>50091526
https://youtu.be/zzJ8U8OtEsE
Although the one for season two is also pretty great.
>>50091526
No frogposting here please.
>>50091526
1. e4
I like the I Have Not Studied Chess At All And Only Play Against Other Amateurs Opening. It works by picking a Pawn and moving it forward.
Teller's Tale, leading into Rook Fancy #4 anticipating the opponent's own Rebel's Rouse.
I move one of the knights up and out, then move a pawn up so one of my bishops can get out. It's fun.
>>50091526
this is rarely if ever seen in play at a high level. the reason for this is simple: it is easily refuted with a from gambit 1...e5 2...fxe5 and some brutal bishop play thereafter. it's simply not that sharp of an opening and doesnt cause nearly enough problems for black
>>50091526
My favorite opening is taking my handgun and laying it on the table next to the board.
>>50091526
d2-d4, like all civilized people play.
I must admit though, to a partiality to the Muzio Gambit, even if I hate playing e4 generally and it being unsound as all hell.
Call me a FUCKING CASUAL but it's King's Knight Opening into Ruy Lopez
First thing I do every game is castle so I can show off how much more I know about chess than the other person when they call me out on cheating
>>50094851
nah man, transpositions are based af. also a good way to throw computers off initially when playing them
>>50094918
inadvertently that's good game and should be the goal. that means you've developed a knight and bishop at least from the back rank very quickly, which is what's gotta be done. too many novice players send their queens out to hunt early bc they are in love with her power and that's not good game. own the middle w pawn(s), develop knights and bishops, and clear the back rank to castle.
>>50091526
Transvestite Opening
>Move one pawn forward
>Move the king into the space
>Move the queen into the king's start position
>Move the king into the queen's start position
It really mind-fucks with players who think that scholar's mate is the end-all of chess strategies
Oh man I haven't played in ages. Is that four-move win still meta? Did it get banned? Did powercreep make it unviable? Am I right in assuming that the Queen now has a 3-use per game teleport onto any currently unoccupied square? Or was it she could instantly swap places with any of her allied pieces? Fuck I really should get back into Chess.
>>50091526
Flying armbar. They never see it coming.
>>50096261
oh shit i'mma try that one of these days, thats fucking nasty.
>>50091526
Piledriver.
>>50096288
>>50096293
We should play Chess sometime.
>>50091526
h2-h4, followed by g2-g3
>Not going Ware opening
Do you even know the concept of the element of surprise?
>>50094694
>unsound as hell
Oh please, nobody employs the Sicilian defense anymore. It's old hat.
I just mirror whatever my opponent does until they start trying to take advantage of it.i am not good at chess
Sicilian dragon. Then again, I play with casuals and they're like whaaaaat?
>>50096591
Shut up, I fucking love the sicilian defense
t., a complete asshat amateur.
>>50097779
>tfw don't study chess moves because it feels like cheating
>whoa "scicilian dragon that sounds tight as hell"
>i love that opening
#intuitive #Wow #inspiring
Scholar's Mate.
>>50096591
The muzio is a variant of the Kings Gambit, not the Sicilian.
It goes
e4, e5
f4, ext4
Nf3, g5
Bc4,g4
0-0, gxf3
Qxf3.
>>50091526
Accelerated Dragon
>>50091526
i prefer a kings game against anyone who isnt particularly good at chess. The exceptions are mostly my best buddy and this faggot. >>50097455