A single Ork could kill him.

>>50072811
In fairness, that was one hell of an ork.

>>50072811
Well, it's a good thing all the Orks decided to get married.

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>>50072811
We don't take kindly to your kind round here, son.

>>50072811
Bullshit.

One Ork couldn't kill the Emperor. It took the combined efforts of his brothers in arms to almost kill the Emperor. Together they were strong enough to make a god see his own mortality.

>>50073117
Right, but now he's a vegetable, and not even the good kind.

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>>50072811
Why didn't they do it at Ullanor then?

Kekmate heretic

delete this

>>50073141
A broccoli?

>>50072811

Totally, he's just an old dude in a chair.

GETTING to him is the hard part.

>>50073324
This more in a useless nutrient kind.

Potato.

>>50073243
It wasn't at Ullanor, but an Ork almost choked him out but Horus intervened.

Though, it might have been a test or something.

>>50073341
Aren't potatoes more nutrient rich than ramen
God Emperor of Mankind>Ramen
Checkmate heretics.

>>50073391
>>50073341
>God Emperor is a potato
>Delicious and filling, but lacking in nutrition
>No word on how the Irish feel about him

>>50073341
>useless nutrient
>I'm too good for carbs
Your bitch ass don't deserve their life-sustaining energy

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>>50073382
considering how immensely strong the Big E, it was most likely a clever ruse. He wanted his favourite son to feel useful, like he had a purpose and was needed for the whole shitshow.
Best dad or worst dad ever, who knows...

>>50073438

As an Irish person I'm cool with the emperor. I mean we already bought into all that Catholic shit, this just seems like the next logical step.

>>50073337
>he's just a rotting corpse in a chair
ftfy

>>50073506

I'd say rotting is pretty old.

>>50073506
the Emperor is not rotting, he is cutting

going KETO for 11000 years is truly grimdark

>>50073551
But he lost all his godly gains, how will he bulk up again?

>>50072811
This faggot looks like some Warcraft character, not the Emperor.

>>50073568
he will bulk when he has a reason to, not enough hot gods on the warp beach, so no reason to build mass yet
maybe after Nurgle releases Isha...

besides, he has been hoarding a lot of soul pulver, so he can gain mass pretty fast once he simply finds some motivation to start warplifting again

>>50073472
>>50073382

The ork wasn't alone, it had his whole fucking bodyguard of super-cybork nobs with him while the Emperor was alone until Horus arrive.

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>>50073638
considering how OP the Big E is; meh

he could have soloed the entire system, but it would have taken too much time and might have gotten too tiresome

>>50073638
>>50073675
Emperor with his best book feats can freeze time, warp reality, blow up stars and perform Superman+ level physical feats and shit. So unless that ork was DA BIGGEST AN' DA BADDEST THERE EVER WAZ, it was a test.

>>50073587
I hate to break it to you but
Warcraft is based off of Warhammer; aesthetically mostly

>>50073762
WarCraft has more in common with He-Man than Warhammer.

>>50073724
Maybe the super strong Waaaagh field suppressed his psychic powers? Who knows, it's not written with a whole lot of ambiguity as far as I remember.

>>50073762
>replying to bait THIS obvious
Please stop.

>>50073790
Sure thing mate.
Not.

>>50073904
>STILL responding
stop

Do we have any info on that Ork? Or the fight? Like, somewhere on Lexiacnum?

>>50073724
>DA BIGGEST AN' DA BADDEST THERE EVER WAZ

It pretty much was.

>>50073724
>Superman+ level physical feats
If this was the case he wouldn't need armor, weapons or psychic powers

>>50072811
Well he is basically dead already.

>>50076974
He would need psychic powers because Supes is weak to that.

>>50077099
Like all of superman's weaknesses that depends on the writer. It varies between "he isn't technically completely invulnerable to all psychic powers" and "psychic powers affect him the same way as a normal person"

>>50073382
Test, plus he was holding the Astronomicon, plus Ork Waaagh energy... it's not entirely impossible.

Probably just a test, though. See what Horus would do.

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YOUR EMPRAH IS NOTHING BUT A MINOR CHAOS GOD, DEMANDING MILLIONS OF DAILY SACRIFICES WHILE GRANTING MANKIND LITTLE TO NO POWERS IN RETURN. JOIN PAPA NURGLE, FOR HE IS THE MOST WELCOMING AND HAS THE TIGHTEST GRIP AROUND ALL LIVING THINGS. LET US WALLOW IN OUR WRETCHEDNESS.

THREE ORKS WILL FILL HIM
THREE ORKS WILL THRILL HIM
WHY DON'T YOU FEED HIM THREE ORKS

>>50073341
Uhhh, you can seriously live on nothing but potatoes and milk

Is ork power a meme now?
>any ork worth his salt can 1v1 khorne

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A single jet could dethroned it.

>>50073793
This is what I always thought. Maybe the WAAUGH energy was so intense and brief, it actually managed to throw big e off his game for a few seconds. Also, I am assuming that this ork was so fucking overpowered and big that nothing in 40k is currently at the level he was.

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>>50072811
Yes, it could

>>50073382
It was to boost Horus self confidence before rising to Warmaster.

>>50072811
Well yeah, it's not hard to kill a vegetable.