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The Contract is sealed.

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Contracts. Your Group formulates a proposal.... but do you agree to their terms?

"We want all the attention to focus on us and your character will mostly get shit on and made fun of to make us seem that much more amazing in comparison. You will probably also have to play straight man to a lot of our antics."

but

"In exchange, we all agree your character will get a hot spouse with your kinks in mind."

Will you do it? Will you seal this contract?

And propose other contracts.
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>>50053127
I'm only agreeing to contracts where I get to play the hot slut.
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>>50053127
One time I got bored and went onto /y/, and it was the gayest thing I had ever seen. That experience has now been overtaken by the faggotry in this post. I mean let me just go over everything wrong here.

>Party wants play crazy/Zany antics characters with you as straight man.
You go into an a world of pure imagination and your first thought is to use the dead horse of a comedy mechanic that television writers have been beating for years? Now don't get me wrong, it's not utterly horrible and it can still be funny, but it requires your group to actually be funny for it not to feel incredibly forced and fake.

>The deal is to get you play a straight man/butt of the joke character.
What is wrong with this exactly? Are you here to Roleplay or Rollplay? These aren't inherently boring or bad characters. Take Arnold J. Rimmer from "Red Dwarf" for example. He fulfilled the role of uptight straight man who always berated Lister and the Cat and he was the an undeniable smeghead who deserved to get made fun of. But even beyond fulfilling those archetypes, he was a very real and relatable person, reflecting our moments of self-loathing, regret, bitterness, and Self-pitying despair. Taking a somewhat toned down version of that with more useful skills would be an amazing character.

> Your character gets sexy, perfect, waifu for playing along.
This is the absolute gayest part of this whole post. You are being enticed with the offer of vicariously living a life with perfect waifu through your character. Not extra-development on arcs you would like your character to go through or even a romancable NPC that is protected from being killed off for "drama" that could provide at the very least a nice cheesy romance that you still have to work towards, but straight up your character, not even you, just the character you played, gets his very own personal fuckdoll.
This is pathetic, regardless of what they're asking of you. I mean really, show some fucking pride, man.
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I was with you up until the woman.
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>>50053402
as much as I love waifus and shit in tabletop gamin, but this post is on the mark 100%.
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>>50053402
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>>50053402
Or... you could understand that its a conversation starter using an obvious cliche as referenced in the picture of rather famous characters in animation meant to summarize the point of the text.

you are looking way too hard.
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>>50053402
>but straight up your character, not even you, just the character you played, gets his very own personal fuckdoll.
How is that different from any power fantasy or for that matter sexual fantasy?
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Only if that hot spouse is played by an actual hot woman that will be my legitimate spouse.

Otherwise fuck you and your playing pretend
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>>50053456
OP asked a question and received an answer. What more do you want?
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>>50053402
> but straight up your character, not even you, just the character you played, gets his very own personal fuckdoll
I assume if they are putting value to this exchange, they don't mean a character who will stoically endure your romantic advances offscreen. They are basically bribing you with a promise of ERP with the GM.
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>>50053456
>i-it's just a conversation starter!

Oh, fuck off, you pretentious dickhead.
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>>50053402
Best post on /tg/ right now.

Waifufags are cancer.
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Who the fuck makes super serious contracts about shit like this? If you do something or have something to a certain way you can just ask each other if they'ld be willing to help.

It's just a game, not a freaking diplomatic negotiation.
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>>50054364
>pretentious
Yeah, that shill sure got cucked, and a bunch of other buzzwords.
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>>50053127
>Will you do it? Will you seal this contract?
No, mostly because I'm not a pathetic manlet and I prefer getting my kicks by waxing it off to proper pornography.

Here's a better contract:
>Your character will always be shat on, hated and put in the background
BUT!
>He will always be more successful than us
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>>50053456
And such conversation starters attract retards and lower the quality of the board.
Sure, intelligent discussion sometimes emerges from such threads, but why not speed up the process and start with a meaningful OP ?
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>>50055365
I'm sorry, maybe I'm interpreting this wrong, but wouldn't that basically be a Mary Sue-like Character tee that is acknowledged in universe as Mary Sue like? He is practically guaranteed success and people hate him for it?

I'ld probably say no deal. It feels like it would be better to be successful by my own merit (or at least by the blessings of the dice gods if I don't have any merits).
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