Mages Guild: All-guild Halloween Party Edition

>>50045522
Oh sweet, I should have warn a costume.
So. How are we going to deal with the inevitable hordes of undead that will now rise up.
It happens every year.

>Floats in, with fake vampire teeth and little bat wings on her back
Ha, Chad. Is he being a bitch again?

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>>50045574
Samantha volunteered her department for that, I believe. Something about doing things "old-school" I believe.

>>50045631
He's a redrobe in the necromancy department. You know the answer to that.

...Nice costume by the way.

>>50045631
Does a star cease to shine simply because you stopped believing in stars years ago, i mean come on, what do you still believe in tree too?

>walks wearing a suit and tie
>devil horns
>pointed tail
I love this time of year!

>>50045631
Summoned anything interesting for halloween?
>>50045678
Ah, So extermination.

>>50045678
Thanks!

And also I do. I think I stabbed him on my way here, actually.

>>50045709
Nah, thanks to a series of UNFORTUNATE EVENTS, I've been... A bit out of it.

>>50045685
Was that... an actual sentence?

>>50045728
that depends.

>>50045709
Izz, you seem to be dressed as an Old man!
Naww.
Thats just you!
>is clearly drinking

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Does it count as a costume if a lot is illusion?

>>50045728
Well at least you can't be blamed for the zombie problems.
>>50045785
Damnit Mikaal.
Got any spare drink?
>>50045795
I thought all costumes were sort of illusions.
It counts.

>>50045802
Of course I do!
>reaches into his suit and pulls out 2 glasses and a bottle
>gives a glass to Izz as he starts pouring
Happy Halloween

>>50045795
Oh, were we supposed to wear a costume to this party?

>>50045709
Something like that, yeah.

>>50045728
Really? I didn't peg you for using a dagger that much.
>Worth noting Diana is...rather adept at such, for a mage.

>>50045824
I just decided to.

>>50045522
Hey guys, just swinging in from the Fighter's Guild party down the street. Do we have a keg going in here yet?

>>50045802
Thanks for the vote of confidence.

>>50045840
Uncle V got me lessons in protecting myself with it when I first got here.

It's better for using on my classmates than necromancy.

>>50045847
what prompted this? and who are you?

>>50045822
Happy halloween.
>Drinks.
>>50045840
That should be fun to watch.
>>50045850
Yeah, over there in the corner.

>>50045878
I'm the current head of the nearly non existent spellblade department and mostly just come and go as I please when I'm not adventuring.
Who are you?

>>50045912
Martin mystic.

>>50045824
...I'm pretty sure it was advertised as such.

>>50045864
Seems reasonable.

>>50045850
Keg?
>Diana tilts her head as if she's unfamiliar with the word.

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Hey guys, check out my human woman costume? Pretty neat huh?

>>50045864
>taps your wing
You look halloween ready Obsidia

>>50045885
Where iiis your costume!

>>50045930
Here, follow me, I'll how you how to party like a martial
>takes hand, heads towards keg

>>50045930
Pffffffffff you still get advertisements? Just use the adblocker buff

>>50045935
>tries to start a Slow clap

>>50045924
I mean I could see that from your nametag. What do you do around here?

>>50045935
I mean. It sort of works.
>>50045944
I forgot the party was happening.

>>50045944
Hey, hey!
>Waves his hand away

But thanks.

>>50045930
Thanks.
>Giggles

>>50045996
Do?

>>50046019
>reaches into jacket
>pulls out a brown tied bag and hands it to you
Some chocolate. For you.
Happy Halloween!

>>50045954
Oh, the mead barrels. Why didn't you say so to begin with?

>>50045963
...Not that kind of advertisement...

>>50046044
You know, what's your position in the guild.

>>50046063
there is only 5 kinds of advertisements.

>>50046088
Really? Which ones are they?

>>50046061
>Giggles
>Takes the bag
Thank you!

I didn't get you anything though! Sorry.

>>50046063
>>50045954
What's happening with barrels?

>>50046088
Really then. Do tell.

>>50046135
...
>trying to figure out how to explain booze to a 13-year old girl

>>50046078
missionary

>>50046132
funny, annoying, interesting and too damn long

>>50046000
I might have something for you in my wares!
>reaches into his jacket
Any requests?

>>50046135
Oh its okay!
>nudges you
Ill just have to give you a trick later!

>>50046214
Thats only four.
But I see what you mean.
>>50046245
I know it sounds silly. But do you have a white sheet with some eye holes in.
I love the old costumes.

>>50046204
>Cocks her head
>Waits patiently
>Smiling innocently

>>50046245
>eeps
W-what kind of trick?

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>Walks into the main hall from a set of stairs

>>50046263
i already said the 5th.

>>50046263
Ahh! Simple enough!
>pulls out a white sheet and pokes eyeholes in it
Here you go!

>>50046277
>crouches slightly over you wiggling his fingers
A prank!
>chucckles and stands back up

>>50046289
You from the fighters?
>>50046368
>Puts it on.
Its the simple things. Thanks.

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>arrives or arrived with the fighters guild members
Mages guild throws the best parties! They always have those cool floating lights and so much food even we can eat our fill!

>>50046368
>Eeps extra hard
N-no pranks, please.

>>50046289
>Stares
>Wuts internally

>>50046417
>Wuts harder

>>50046438
Oh hey cool vampire costume!

>>50046392
Yes.
Though I have relatives that study here and one that works here.
>>50046438
Hahaha!
How are things, Obsidia?

>>50046417
>>50046289
...hoo boy. This is going to get out of hand quickly. Guess I'll need to get to work when the portals start going haywire.

>>50046289
Ayyyyy, what's up bro? Dude, you ready for that 'Swords and chainmail' test on tomorrow? I haven't even started studying yet

>>50046446
Oh, thanks?
>Continues to wut

>>50046460
Good.

Got kinda... Hurt a bit over the past few days, but I'm alright now.

>>50046478
I'm sure it'll be fine.

>>50046460
Nice to meet you. Grab a drink.
Who are they?

Hey folks. Figured I'd drop by, deliver some good halloween cheer in the form of delicious drinks and snacks.
Brought some Rum apples, brought a recent batch of my mandragora wine, and I brought plenty of Witch-hazelnut coffee for the designated riders and centaurs.
Oh, and the mini-scarecrows are not for the young initiates. Those are a special crossbreed between my strongest kush and bamboo.
The youngsters can partake of the chocolate Rodan pops, though, I made plenty of those.

Can't stick around and chat, sadly. My lord Godzilla has been rather upset lately with a new scry-flick being released. Keeps saying something about his image being ruined, or raging about the idea of growing wings, or something about an elf named An'no going to far. Gotta make sure he doesn't get near any metropolitan areas.

Still, you folks enjoy your party. Happy all hallows eve!

>>50046392
What kind of
>air quotes
Devil would I be if I couldnt grant your desires!

>>50046438
It wouldnt be anything like your last prank!

>>50046417
Hey!
>points to tail and wings
Nice outfit!

>>50046512
>>50046538
I'm a Bast!
>Previously on mages guild....
>Bast was an imp and turned into an Incubus, So hammer is dressed as a succubus.
>>50046510
Ewww, theres a test coming up?
>>50046521
Chocolate!

>>50046478
If something happens with the portals you can rely on me, DIO!
>Ereplacs has maw portals that look like his mouth open and laugh with him
>>50046510
Hm? Test?
>>50046512
What? Who are the fools that have hurt you?
>>50046519
Fish-face is the one that works here.

>>50046521
Nice, wine.
Also that scry-flick was odd.
It made your boss' eyes look really wierd.
>>50046538
Uh oh. What has this sheet cost me.
>Feigns worry.
>>50046571
Glug? That explains a lot.

>>50046538
That's good.

>>50046549
Ew.
>Is 13

>>50046571
Well, one was the windshield of the guild, because I was in front of it when it started moving.

And the other apologized and she's not a bad person, really.

>>50046589
Seeing as this is a borrowed costume
Ill just take 10 years off your life.
>chuckles
Immortal life currency

>>50046592
>pats you
Dont worry.
Enjoy the chocolate though!
It is your favorite right?

>>50046592
Its the Halloween spirit! Slutty Doctor, Slutty Farmer, Slutty Guard, Slutty Thief, Slutty Librarian...
>The list continues
>Where has she been shopping geez

>>50046638
You got me.
>>50046643
I miss when everyone used to dress up as the dead.

>>50046638
>Bats away his pat
Y-yeah, I do like it.

>>50046643
A-are you old enough to be talking like that?
>Is 13

>>50046589
Yes, I suppose it does.
>A cup floats over to Ereplacs and he drinks from it
>>50046592
Do I need to beat up the entire building or is there a culprit?

>>50046589
Don't, Izz. Just don't.
I've heard "I'm not a fucking eeeeeeeeellll!" at least seventeen times in the past day. The tail breath, laser light show, radar, and G-sapiens have him dangerously close to a meltdown.

Aaah crap, he's sending me a message spell now... Gotta bounce.

>>50046510
Wait, you guys have tests? What's happened to the fighters' guild since I left?

>>50046725
>Downs drink
Last I heard he has some trouble with his students.
>>50046747
Good luck man, stay safe.

>>50046706
Yes thats why I'm finally allowed to wear whatever I want! Woo!
>Barely Legal
>>50046701
That sounds boring.

>>50046725
U-uh... I didn't get the name of the guy driving. But he was a real shithead.

>>50046826
...
>Stares in horror
>Possibly existential horror

>>50046792
He's fixed that, unless he has new troubles with them.
>>50046837
Did you see him?

>>50046837
Dont worry in a few years you'll be able to wear whatever you want too!

>>50046872
Uh, yeah.

I could tell you who he was if I saw him again.

>>50046879
I don't want to dress like that.

>>50046872
Huh, thats good to know.
>>50046892
I never got a good look at Shithead thinking about it.
The red robe really obscured them.

>>50046826
>ara ara
Hey baby.

>>50046892
No need, if you just really focus on picturing him in your head I'll be able to know what he looks like as well.
>>50046928
Yep. My name is Ereplacs by the way. But for the rest of tonight you may call me DIO!

>>50046928
Yeah. most redrobes wear their robes like that so people can't tell them apart.

Some of them don't but...

>>50046959
Uh...

Okay.
>Concentrates on what the shithead redrobe looks like

>>50046948
Hey, I vaguely recognize you.

Alright, who summoned that Skeleton skulking around in the corner?

>>50046959
Got it. I feel like that might be a reference to somthing...
>>50046986
I suppose it comes with the title.
>>50046996
Wait. Whats it doing?

>>50047012
It appears to be doing the worm now.

>>50047020
Oh its just a party skeleton. Im sure it means no harm.

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Pie for sale

>>50046986
>Ereplacs reads her surface thoughts and sees what the shithead redrobe looks like
Tsk, a redrobe.
>>50047012
It is.
>Ereplacs chuckles
>>50047044
What kind of pie?

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>A vex costume, Perfect!
This party needs more pyrotechnics and music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yklL5X8_8Q

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>>50046988
Used to be part of the Warriors' Guild. Pretty sure it got absorbed into the Fighters' Guild.
But I hang around the Fighters' Guild nowadays, pretending like my membership didn't lapse.

>>50047073
Ah, that'll be it. How are you? neat costume.

>>50047070

Apple, peach, and berry surprise

>>50047012
Yeah, probably.

>>50047070
Uh... Yeah.

>>50047071
>Incindia please, there are children present
>Maximum wut
>Averts her eyes

>>50047088
>Continues to be a terrible rolemodel

>>50047070
Good costume anyway.
>>50047071
Fireworks go outside.

>>50047084
Doing well, just got back from a long and lonely adventure. Anyway, this is what I normally wear, dispelled the costume I had on.

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Yarr.
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum. So on and so fort.

>>50047111
But they look so much cooler inside!
>Sets a spinning line of flames across the floor, it dodges and twists around peoples feet and singes some dustbunnys who were minding their own business

>>50047134
KATIA
Good to see you, girl!

>>50047086
How much?
>>50047088
>Were there any differences between his attire and a regular redrobe's?
>>50047111
Thanks. It took a while to apply all the paint.

>>50047167
How have you been? I got back together with my girlfriend. It was really touching.

>a crippled redrobe wearing a full body leather suit rides a floating dick and smiles unnaturally next to an old man wearing plastic armor
WH: Hurr Durr where do i hit things. ahahaha! happy halloween everyone!
SS: HAHHAHAHA! If I wasn't currently under your thrall I would be stabbing you with these fake daggers

>>50047100
>Flustered Obsidia noises

>>50047176
>Not really
>Was a random shithead redrobe

>>50047177
I've been well, off doing adventurer stuff. I'm glad to hear you're back in a stable relationship, we'll have to talk about it later.

>>50047176

4 coppers or this dimension's equivalent

>>50047071
>>50047100
I'd raid that.

>>50047154
Their kind of hard to see if their not against the dark sky.
>>50047176
The paint is convincing, I thought that was your natural colour.
>>50047183
>Resists laughter.

>>50047194
Indeed, i've been taking a break myself mostly.

>>50047203
You aren't strong enough, Come back in a few levels.
>>50047204
You can see it just fine! Its right there.

>>50047186
>Damn
If I end up finding him I'll give him a good punch for you.
>>50047183
Nice detail on the armor old man.
>>50047195
A peach pie then.
>Ereplacs reveals four coppers between his fingers
>>50047204
Thanks for the compliment.
You're costume's great as well.

>>50047246
Thank you!

>>50047244
Wh-why are you wearing... That?

>>50047246

Here's your pie

>>50047204
WH: Hey Izz, check this out
>He points to the spell slinger who starts sawing at her wrists with fake daggers
SS: C-CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

>>50047244
Thats just fire.
I was thinking of the colourful fireworks.
>>50047246
I figured why do anything complex.
So, what kind of fighting do you do then?
If you're anything like your relatives this should be an interesting answer.

>>50047217
Can't imagine a paladin taking a break.
>>50047252
You seem familiar, did I know your mother?

>>50047244
>turns around
Whoa...
Now thats a little revealing.

>>50047291

Everyone needs a pie break every once in a while

>>50047316
>Puts up her hand and takes a deep breath to not say anything rash.
Bart, shut the fuck up.

>>50047284
Ha!
Oh wow. Thats cruel yet silly.
Maybe let Slinger go? Just for halloween?

>>50047252
Not a problem for my nephew's best friend.
>>50047283
Thank you, sir.
>>50047289
I'm proficient in hand to hand and most manner of weapons I have come across.

>>50047291
Wh-wha?

N-no.
>Tears up a bit

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Why is it so difficult to find a proper outfit?

>>50047252
To show off how hot I am!
>>50047289
>The firesnake turns blue, then white, then red
Hmph.
>>50047298
Thanks! I try.

>>50047291
I take breaks all the time, Probably because I'm lazy. Mostly because contrary to popular belief, Evil does take vacation days. In-fact they even have a union.

Why are people wearing costumes today?

>>50047335
>Puts her hand on Obsidia's shoulder and tries talking in a calming voice.
Honey, I wasn't trying to make you cry, ok? You just reminded me of someone I knew and had a decent relationship with back in the day.

>>50047332
Just what I expected. Awesome.
>>50047353
You win.
>>50047369
Thats what people do at halloween.

>>50047332
Th-thanks...

>>50047353
That was a bad pun.

>>50047370
>Bats her hand off her shoulder
I-it's alright. I... I need to be a big girl. Y-you couldn't have known.

>>50047382

Is that today?

I just came back from the Weasel plane today. Just celebrated Mousegivings with a nice family

>>50047246
WH: Thanks! Me hit many things with big stick. Nice glow.
SS: Hahahaha classic boss! if by classic I mean you made the same joke about 50 times already.

>>50047329
WH: Oh please, she'd just be brooding and plotting her "revenge"
SS: Actually for making me wear /this/ I'd just go straight to killing you.

>>50047337
Hey Alina. How fairs the future king?
>>50047382
>He laughs
Of course. For there is no being alive greater than I! DIO!
>>50047399
So, a vampire?

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>>50047369
Its traditional to wear a costume, Effort is optional. Some put more effort into it than others, some aim to be scary while others aim to be sultry. Others just aim to be different from their normal look. Like myself.

>>50047353
Puns.
Wonderful!
I am not the only one!

>>50047421
I've been away so sadly, I don't rightly know.

>>50047399
>>50047431
Nobody Punderstands me.
>>50047382
Damn right.

>>50047456
Keep it up.
Youre on fire.

>>50047421
Uh... Yeah. The idea just sort of came to me. All I needed to do was put in fake teeth and activate my device.

>>50047456
>Sighs

>>50047400
Yup. Today. Mind the zombies.
>>50047403
Now that is concerning.
>>50047421
I like how you've got the act and costume down.
Maybe I should start haunting someone.
>>50047456
>>50047469
Oh gods no don't encorage them

>>50047482

I'll have to whip up some of head cheese pie for them

>>50047482
>>50047469
>>50047479
Its punbelievable you don't appreciate my puns.
Ooh, Caramel Apple!
>nomnomnom

>>50047500
>lays a hand on your shoulder
What do you mean!
I'm probably the only one who loves them!

>>50047403
Thanks, though that part I'm using psionics for, so it doesn't really count.
The rest is hand done though.
>>50047440
Ah, no wonder I haven't seen him fumbling around as often.
Hahaha!
>>50047479
Nice.
Technically I'm disguised as a vampire as well.
>>50047482
And the psionics helps with the supernatural parts of the character!
>He floats above the ground and crosses his arms, laughing again

>>50047500
>Frustrated noises

>>50047516
>Giggles
Really?

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>>50047500
>Titters

>>50047399
>Tries a smile but that fails
Part of being a big whatever is knowing it's good to cry. You repress your emotions and you start losing them, got it?

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>Now with 100% less Redcloak due to costume!
I brought my spinach dip, Who wants first dibs?

>>50047524
>She just took a huge bite out of it and didn't even flinch
>She keeps eating.
>>50047523
Therethere, Someday you'll punderstand.
>>50047515
Probably, I don't actually like puns myself.

>>50047500
>>50047515
Now theres two of them. Gods have mercy.
>>50047516
>Floats as well
I mean, ghosts fly.
I feel slighty inadiquate in the costume department.

>>50047545
>>50047546
>sulks off to the drinks table
Oh..

>>50047516
Yeah, Less distractions for him...For now.

>>50047531

I'll take some

>>50047400

OI! Do yew 'ave any pies left?

>>50047530
That.. Doesn't sound good.

>>50047545
>Angry Glare

>>50047573
Attaboy, Its good for you!
>Despite the whole fact its spinach its quite delicious. When one has so much freetime you can perfect silly things like a spinach dip recipe.

>>50047482
SS: pff like you care
WH: ah ah ah, be nice
SS: Thank you for caring

>>50047516
WH: if illusions count so does mind magic

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Alright, whichever one of you decided to redirect all the portals to the Wraithwood, it was very cute, now start cleaning up.

Or else.

>>50047578

Of course.

I have apple, peach, berry surprise and head cheese pie for our undead friends today

>>50047583
>Offers one of the totally not onion caramel apples after taking another big bite of hers

>>50047523
Yes!
>>50047546
If you wanted to, you could cast illusions on yourself to turn yourself translucent and a shade of cyan.
That'd make a good ghost costume.
>>50047568
So what has the future Queen been up to?
>>50047590
Then I have the greatest costume in Za Warudo!

>>50047597
>Takes it
>Sniffs it
>Cringes
>More glaring

>>50047593
Wraithwood?

I've... Always kind of wanted to visit there.

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Were here, And were only planning to steal some things! We brought booze!
>She looks around and notes a bunch of underage people
And apple cider of the non alcoholic sort.

>>50047611
Whats wrong? It tastes fine to me.
>She caramelized her onion somehow

>>50047595
I bet play i' safe an' 'ave an apple pie.

>>50047610
Neat!

>>50047628
That sounds tasty!

W-what happened to most of your clothes?

>>50047652
What did you cover in chocolate?

>>50047590
Anytime. Im still waiting on a duel between you two anyway.
>>50047593
So thats how the zombies got in.
>>50047610
Hmm. Im not sure how well that would go down with the family.
With one of them actually being a ghost.

>>50047610
My tribe asked for assistance in bringing down one of our lifelong rival monsters, The kind that always seem to show up again even when killed. So I've been slaying is the short answer.

>>50047583
It's not good, you lose your emotions and then your perspective suffers for it. Not saying that you have to being emoting central, just don't carry all of your burdens alone.
>Does a weak smile as she hopes she got the point across without saying anything to make Obsidia cry.

>>50047593
>the spell slinger glares at you until she get a whack up side the head from a wizard wearing plastic armor

>>50047610
WH: no idea what that is but okay.

>>50047661
WH: HAHAHAHA Please she lost, why do you think she isn't allowed to have a wand anymore?

>>50047659
Tis the season so they say, Halloween is all about looking good.
>She offers a sealed bottle of Apple Cider from some orchard somewhere that's moderately famous for its apple cider

>>50047655

4 coppers pls

>>50047628

Got any hard cider

>>50047683
Hey cutie, gotta say: you stole my heart right off the bat.

>>50047659
I didn't make them, Looks like onions. Tastes fine with enough heat though.

>>50047628
Oh come on boss, it's a holiday and my mom said it was okay!

>>50047675
>Smiles back
>Dries her tears
Thank you.

>>50047683
>Takes the bottle happily
>Begins working to unseal it

>>50047698
Did you apply enough heat to all of them?

>>50047659
Hm, I wonder where Justin is.
>>50047661
Wouldn't a more realistic ghost costume be less insulting?
>>50047671
Ah, well then I hope it stays dead this time for the sake of your people.
Have you heard of your husband-to-be's exploit in his homeland?
>>50047681
The World, it's a reference to my costume.

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All right, that's one party down, another to spend time with before we head out.

>>50047661
Yeah. Samantha's getting a bit overwhelmed.

>>50047611
...Hmm. How good are you at Rebuke Undead?

>>50047689
>She pulls out a barely different looking bottle from the last one and offers it, They are more famous for their hard cider.
Of course.
>>50047697
Nice line, Sadly i've heard it before...A lot.
>>50047705
Fine just a little, You know how you get when you drink!
>Reminder thieves guild members are even worse role models.
>>50047723
>pop! goes the cork. Smells like apple cider.

>>50047684

Lor' luv a duck! I'm on short'll yew take free an' a smile?

>>50047724
Maybe the fighter's guild?

>>50047731
Uh... I'm better at ducking under undead radar, actually. Lots of undead there?

>>50047734
>Sniffs it
>Smiles
>Takes a sip

>>50047723
...No but I suppose I can.
>Caramelizes the rest of the onions, Making them taste not quite as bad. Not as good as apples though.

>>50047734
How about the one about the Kitty and the Bunny?

>>50047734
What? Boss, you know i have no idea hwat i get like, im a black out drunk.
>Glug glug glug
>MINIGAME! What kinda drunk is nancy?

>>50047724
Too much to hope for im afraid, It'll be back in a few hundred years.
And no, Im afraid we don't get much Scry-V reports out in those parts.

>>50047681
Damnit. I must have missed it.
>>50047724
I. Actually you're right. I'll grab an illusion book.
>>50047731
Good luck. I'd rather not get mobbed by party zombies.

>>50047737

How about a song or limerick

>>50047734
Thanks

*gulps it down*

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>50047744
>Bretty gud, on a scale of 1-20 you would rate it a 15, Its slightly chilled too thanks to some ice shards floating around in it.
>>50047749
Can't say I have, Sounds like the kind of line ide like to hear, but probably shouldn't be said infront of children.
>>50047758
>So i sez i sez to the guy... drunk
>>50047776
>Even better, On a scale of 1-20 its a 17.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>50047758
>Cuddly omnisexual

>>50047746
Right, thanks.

>>50047787
>Licks her lips
Tasty.
>Drinks more

>>50047728
...T-there was another party?

And you didn't tell me!?

>>50047744
>>50047766
A whole lot. But apprently she's getting some reinforcements from Quin - so hopefully crisis averted?

>>50047793
Careful, You'll get a brainfreeze.

>>50047758
>I'm not drunk, YOU'RE drunk drunk.

>>50047793
Don't mention it, Now you punderstand the usefulness of pyromancy...And probably get why a lot of chefs dabble in it too.

>>50047728
Hello Adam!
Nice costume.
>>50047744
Well yes, but he should be done with his costume.
>>50047761
Well he made huge leaps in bounds in gaining the people's trust after leading them against an infernal incursion.
>>50047766
Glad to help.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>50047793
>Supporting Cuddle monster
>>50047787
How about we go somewhere private after this and I can finish that line then.

>>50047758
>Dirty dancer

>>50047803
That's good.

I'm sure Uncle V could help you.

>>50047813
I... Guess so.

>>50047819
Maybe he's embarrassed about it?

>>50047805
Brain Free-
>Is suddenly beset by brain freeze
>Clutches her forehead
>Suffering

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>50047808
>>50047758
>Roll

>>50047803
It was my sister's! I just popped in there for a few minutes!

>>50047819
Thanks. It was a bit of a hassle making the half-cape. I do like the hat though, I might keep it.

>>50047808
>>50047824
>need some rolls guys

>>50047823
Well...I probably shouldn't, I think I'm dating someone but I can't say for sure. Its a long confusing story.
>>50047831
That.

>>50047819
>Comes back in with a book
>A few enchanments later is transparent and cyan.
This was a fantastic Idea.

>>50047840
>hopefully this works

>>50047819
That is good, Infernals are especially annoying to deal with. And have a habit of coming back.

>>50047831
>Diana cringes at the brain freeze.
>Her normal approach is useless here.

>>50047834
Fiiiine...

Oh right. Carmina's been working on a proper uniform for me, for when we deal with that thing. And it'll actually be decent.

>>50047869

Demons have the oddest taste in pies

>>50047831
Maybe he messed up on the paint.
>>50047834
>Ereplacs looks like this atm >>50046289
Yeah, it looks good. How have you been?
>>50047855
Now you look like a ghost!
>>50047869
Yes, but we managed to remove the Arch-Fiend's foothold in Suoma.

>>50047850
>Smiles a little and leans in.
One night on the night where everyone's someone else.

>>50047929
I can imagine.
>>50047938
Well that's good.

>>50047938
Oh this should be great.
>>50047858
>Haunts Mikaal

>>50047850
>>50047898
>SUFFERS BRAIN FREEZE
>SILENTLY BEGS FOR RELEASE
>Kneads her forehead
Nhnhnnn...
>Gasps as it fades

Ah... Ow.

>>50047938
Maybe... I'll ask him when I see him next.

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>Suddenly a puff of purple smoke appears in the room
>As it subsides it reveals a demon!
>He's a bit on the short side though

>>50047776

'ere once was a fella named Bart

He sells pies made from the heart

If yew can't front the coppers

He'll do yew up proppers

With a sweet apple pie for a lark

>>50047850
*Hick* I'm not a black out drunk, YOU'RE a blaclout drunk!

>>50047947
Im not someone else, you're someone else!

>>50047968
You're not a demon! I'm a demon!

>>50047970

Excellent here's your pie

>>50047968

want a pie

>>50047979
Right, Thats how you get.
>>50047965
Take it slowly next time.
>>50047947
Suppose it cant hurt.
>Especially since I actually don't know if shes dating someone or the broke up.

>>50047898
I already told you, no one wears the default uniform anyway. But I'm glad you have some plans for what to do.
>>50047938
Decent. VERY busy, but that's probably the state for the next century or so.

>>50047960
Boo!
Scary ghost.

>>50047999
that's not how I get, that's how you get!

>>50047999
That's the spirit, and speaking of spirits.
>Well, there's always a way to find out for sure.

>>50047979
Of courze I am no demon! I am Nightcrawler!
>>50047988
No sank you.

>>50047982

Thank yew I'm practically starvin'. Know what I mean?

>Sinks his toothy overbite into a slice of hot apple pie
>A look of astonishment comes over his face

These is delicious, be'er van any pie me mum made, where are deese apples from anyhow?

>>50047965
>Ereplacs laughs for some reason
Make sure you do!
>>50048003
Still have a horrible debt?

>>50048049
I'll bring the booze, You bring the pickup lines.
>The players not on and im leaning towards they broke up so gud to go.

>>50048003
Given the dragon thing, I think it best not to take chances...

>>50048082
>Grins slyly
I'll bring a bit more than that.
>So I guess our character leave the party now?

>>50048063

pastrymancer secret orchard

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>50047999
R-right... Okay.

>>50048076
I will!

>Ponders
Where would he most likely be...?
>Rolling to guess

>>50048054
You're not a worm, I'm a worm!... wait...

>>50048098
>Sure, though wibbly wobbly timey wimey means you can just keep posting ,im gonna dip out though.

>>50048005
>Manic cackling
>>50048107
>Haunts Obsidia

>Runs in with a keg on his shoulder, an axe in one hand, and a moving blob of wine following him

Why am I always late to these blasted things? There's never a reliable timetable around here, I get that, Chronomancy department and all. But this sort of party is what I came here for! That and the business opportunities.

By the by, there are a few skeletons walking around out there, but they're just sort of shambling around and dancing. Did I miss something, or is this just commonplace here?

>>50048076
For the foreseeable future. Not actually sure on that one, ask a diviner.
>>50048089
Yeah, a professional outfit is sure to go a long way

>>50045522
>A perfectly normal human, who is absolutely not a crocuta, enters wearing a snazzy nobleman's outfit and festive hennin

>>50048131
All skeletons party on halloween!
Even the ones who are under direct control.
Its part of the union deal.

>>50048147
Mention not ye union deals! I'm still sore over that familiar strike, and the damn Orangutan still hasn't returned the barrel of Goodberries.
>>50048129
Don't go haunting little girls, man. I know it seems tempting, but it's just kind of lazy, innit?

>>50048107
>You feel he is already here!
>And Ereplacs mentioned something about paint
>>50048136
That sucks.
Is it still Lazarus you are in debt to?

>>50048147
>pretends not to see you
Im being haunted!

>>50048120
>I'll bow out too, g'night.

>>50048102
Sounds fancy an' tastes fancy, if yew ever need somethin' set on fire give Chip a call.

>>50048054
Yew should really take 'uim up on da pie offer. An' if yew not a demon awer a wawm, what are ya?

>>50048168
I wouldn't want to transfer it over to someone else. Who could pay Lazarus? Pierre? No thank you.

>>50048164
Alright fine...
>>50048179
>Continues to haunt Mikaal

>>50048129
>IS a necromancer
>Not scared of ghosts

>>50048146
Hello.
>Waves

>>50048168
Wait...
>Looks around
...

Are... You?

>>50048110
Hehehe! It seemz you are everyzing tonight!

Dig in on the booze ooze, everyone! It's got punkin spice, and all that holiday stuff humans love so much. Except you, kid. No booze ooze for you. Apparant;y human children have low tolerance, or so the town guard made clear to me.

>Spiced Wine ooze quivers in place, seems to change color to a deeper red.

>>50048199
I am a mudant.
>>50048236
Ah! Are you a true vampire?

>>50048260

How do you drink an ooze

>>50048207
Technically I could.
Seeing as how I used the army you gathered more than you have most likely.
>>50048236
Hahaha!
No!
I am DIO!
>Ereplacs floats up into the air and poses

>>50048260

Lawd above! 'ere we go.

>With a flash of orange fire a tankard appears in chips hand

Time fer drinkin' chaps!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>50048270
No. They're fake teeth and magic wings.

I really am this naturally pale though.

>>50048286
Oh...
>HelloDarknessMyOldFriend.mp4
>Looks around to see if she can spot him

>>50048260
What could possibly go wrong?
>Takes some Booze Ooze

>>50048311
>You see him!
>But you don't know you see him
>hue

>>50048311
Iz zhat so? Magic vingz?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>50048383
Yup.
>Points to the glowing purple magical device on her chest
>Oh hey, it's got wings sticking out the side that match the ones sticking out her back
>The glowing purple part also looks like an eye

>>50048369
>LOOKS
>HARDER

>>50048236
>The nobleman salutes with both arms sequentially and does a number of partially correct ethinic greetings
Aaar, blyaaa! How are the human tax audits today?!
Muahahaha!

>Shi gets in closer with some punch and mutters
When did they decide on a party? How's my costume by the way?

>>50048396
I'm thirteen. I don't pay taxes.

And as far as I know there's always a party today.

>>50048389
Vhat iz zhat?
>The short demon reaches out to touch it
>>50048396
Hallo! Who are you?

>>50048396

Something is off about him

>>50048440
>Ereplacs floats back down
Still can't figure it out?
>>50048396
>Ereplacs waves hello to the "nobleman"

>>50048445
>Bats his hand away
It's my device, no touching.

>>50048474
>Frowns
>Pouts
>Sobs
No!

>>50048396
I don't know what you guys are goin on aboot, he looks fine. Granted, most humans look alike to me, but he looks fine.

>Punches hole in keg with pointed axe-head, begins chugging

>>50048488
Sorry. Device?
Ah! No, no, do not cry, Fräulein Vampire.
>>50048474
>The short demon turns to the person
You are very rude, Onkel!
>He kicks Ereplacs in the shin

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>entered plane of air for the first time yesterday to gather supplies for my elemental transition ritual

I'm almost ready to shed my human form and become an air elemental, from there I can truly master electric magic, wish me luck lads.

>>50048570
Good luck. Don't screw it up!

>>50048445
I am an eeeevil tax collector! Muahaha!
>>50048474
>Aaliyah waves back curtly
>>50048440
Ah, but we'll just have to FIX THAT, muahaha!

>>50048488
Come on, don't cry.
>>50048558
>Ereplacs just laughs
>>50048609
Who are you?

>>50048570
>Finishes keg, belches loudly

Good luck, fella. Looking forward to electrical experimentation on the cheap!

>>50048609
Zounds! An accountomancer! Look, for the last time, I don't know where me brother is. Go bother his wife, she saw "im last!

>>50048634
>>50048558
B-but I dunno where he is! I should be able to know!

>>50048609
>Seems preoccupied

>>50048570

You should eat a pie before hand

>>50048634
>The demon sticks his tongue out at the man
>>50048609
Taxez!? Nein! I am too young!
>>50048650
Who are you looking for?

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>>50045522
Alright, which one of you thought it was funny to steal my clothes and change my name tag?

all in a heavy Aussie accent

Oi you lot. Make another mess in tha chow hall like last year and I'll gut each and every last one uv ya'. I only just scraped up the last "Perpetually Bleeding Screaming Slug™" last month.

>>50048650
Maybe you do but you're too concerned about the possibility of being wrong to actually guess?
>>50048683
>Ereplacs laughs some more
>>50048704
Hahaha! It was not me! DIO!

>>50048774
But gutting us would only make more mess.
>Cackling

Sup, bitches. Check out my Black Dragon costume. Made from real black dragon scales!

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>>50048781
>her face when
>>50048786
Skinning dragons is immoral, it's like wearing people.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>50048683
J-justin... M-my friend.

>>50048781
Uh...

>Sniffles
>Wipes her tears
>Rolling to point at Justin
>Because I'm actually stumped as to who he is

>>50048786
Man when that dragon comes back for them you are screwed.

>>50048570
At least try to leave the topiary intact on your way out.

>>50048786
Is the dragon dead?
>>50048806
Is it just me or have you actually taken some of Fish-Face's traits?
>>50048809
>You have a feeling he is closer than you think

>>50048831
forgot the fucking trip

>>50048634
The traveling brothel, remember?

>>50048786
Oi, don't go messing with those dragons, man. We're trying to have fun here, and getting eaten isn't on my to-do list.
>>50048809
Can ye be a wee bit more specific, lass? Who is Justin? I'd help ye look for 'im, but I'm not technically supposed to be in 20 feet of children. Contributing to delinquency or somethin.

>>50048809
Chusdin? Vhat doez he look like?

>>50048842
It's awful, sometimes I get itchy, sometimes I secrete slime, sometimes I have to make pagen sacrifices to gods I've just created.

>>50048842
>>50048862
W-well, he's my friend, and he's got these beautiful eyes, and this perfect hair, and the amazing sense of humor and the greatest voice I've ever heard!
>Eeps and covers her mouth
>Blushes

>>50048842
>I have literally no idea who or where he is

>>50048855
No, not really.
>Was shi with a traveling brothel?
>I thought shi was just by hirself
>>50048876
Those first two are sorta funny, despite being falst, but if he heard you say that last one he wouldn't talk to you for a week. Like, willingly.
>>50048890
>Ereplacs just sorta gives a stern look of an over-protective Uncle

>>50048876
He's gone linger than that without talking to me.

>>50048890
Oh, he soundz absolutely wunderbar.
Vant me to help you find him?

>>50048934
But those times weren't exactly willingly, were they?

>>50048970
Eh...I didn't ask him to go conquer another dimension. Now that is some story.

>>50048806
>>50048831
>>50048842
>>50048859
It's fine, he was my grandfather. I don't think he was planning on becoming a Dracolich. If so it'll make this hi dig much more interesting

Ah, I remember his last words. "What are you gonna do, cast withering soul on me?" It was right before I cast withering soul on him.

>>50048982
Ah, a classic final words.

>>50048918
Oh well, it was a while ago, you helped me track one down in the steppes.

>>50048918
>Cringes
>Looks sheepish

>>50048945
Y-yeah... P-please.

>>50048982
Can't belive he didn't see it coming!

>>50048978
. . .Me and Jake try really hard keep him from doing things like that.
>>50048982
. . .That's pretty shitty.
>>50049000
Huh...
>Are you sure Ereplacs did that?
>Or are you thinking of Lurco?
>>50049011
>He sighs, but the stern look is still sorta there

>>50048982
Ye mean you're wearing-oh boy. I'm going to need something strong for this.

>Plinks a big straw into the booze ooze, makes great slurping noises.

Withering soul, though? Good choice, I have to admit.

>>50049011
Alright, Fräulein Vampire!
>Suddenly the two of you are engulfed in purplish-blue smoke and the two of you start falling
>The two of you land shortly after and as the smoke clears the two of you are in the Mages' Guild Lighthouse

>>50049022
>Dead certain, it's before we met in the major timestream
Quite...
Anyway, the occasion is, what today? This one feels like it's a holiday or something.

>>50049022
>Cringes more
>Apologetic Obsidia noises

>>50049067
>Eeps
>Is teleported
Wha-where?

>>50049022
He's slippery...
>wait for it
Like a fish!

>>50049072
It is a festival for all races in which we simply enjoy festivities while dressed up and kids demand people for candy.
>>50049086
>Ereplacs laughs
Yeah! And the worst part yet is that guttin' him like one doesn't work half tha time.

>>50049078
Zhe lighthouze, Fräulein Vampire.
I zhought it vould help if I narrowed za search!
Hehehe.

>>50049143
Ah! This one had an assistant tell hir to get a costume, for the party, but did not inform this one of the occasion.

>>50049171
So...

Is he here?

Justin? Is that you?

>>50049143
What's Fishface been doing, I've been busy doing other things.

>>50049177
It's a good thing they were aware then!
>>50049188
>He shrugs
I've been busy teaching at the Fighter's Guild.

>>50049182
Hehehe!
Zo, you find mein eyez beaudiful und mein hair perfect?

>>50049246
>Freezes up
Ah...

Uh... Ehh...
>Seems to be dying from embarassment

>>50049260
Vell, I have a surprize for you up here.
>Justin holds out a hand

>>50049345
>Takes his hand
What is it?

>>50049365
>He just smiles and leads her to the other side of the lighthouse
>It doesn't take long for Obsidia to see a bunch of black, orange, and orange balloons

>>50049385
>Smiles
>Gasps
Justin, I love them!
>Walks up to them
>Touches one

>>50049215
Eh?
How does he fight with Ooze anyway, I've never witnessed it.

>>50049400
I'm glad you like it but zhey are to be releazed.
>The weather around the guild is really peaceful thanks to various weather wizards
>Justin opens one of the windows and music starts filling the air as Justin quickly gets to singing
>https://youtu.be/La4Dcd1aUcE

>>50049433
>Smiles
>Watches them fly
>Waves after them
That's beautiful

>>50049441
>Justin sets them free singing and dancing but eventually as the beat of the song gets calmer, so does Justin's dancing
>There's one left, still tied to a bar
>A single red balloon which Justin waltzes to and unties, handing it to Obsidia

>>50049415
Ooze fightin's easy, once you get the hang of it. I'd use a torch, or a fire spell, if you have a source of air. Just don't do that on a booze ooze, they light up quickly and with great ferocity.

You're talking aboot somefing completely different, aren't ya? This is why Dwarves drink, we're just so awkward around other races.

>Drinks from ooze again, whilst humming "I'm So Lonely" from Team America.

>>50049464
>Gasps
>Takes it
>Smiles
Do you want me to release it?

>>50049469
Fighting an Ooze is different from using one.
But thats still solid advice.
Can I get some more of that booze ooze?

>>50049415
Depends on how he feels!
But usually it's either like a battlemage or a general of an army.

>>50049471
Ze choize iz yourz, mein Fräulein.