Inquisitorial Penal Regiment /tg/: Daemons Walk Among Us Edition

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>>50039618
Already done with mine, sir.

>>50039618
>Malak's left eye twitches rather violently the moment after hearing this over the base's intercom.
>He didn't want to do it... but unfortunately, orders are orders. And this WAS an "offical order" from higher up.
>He'd cast a glance at some of the other Valkyries. Some of which would seemed thrilled to do this, while others would appear to be more like Malak in this regard.

>Diane would have a skull painted on her face as she salutes Jericho.
>she'd move back into the tank with Jaemis and sits curled up wiith him.

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>>50039655
>Her cheeks would puff out rather angerly at seeing his outfit, as she would smack his arm in mock anger.

You jerk! I thought we agreed we were gonna dress up like Eldar! Or failing that.l, we were gonna dress up as a Spacemarine and sister of battle!

>a man in an eerily realistic necron costume walks around the base

>>50039679
>Twitch would wave at Malak from across the hanger, he'd be ready to join in the festivities with rubber tentacles sprouting from his back.
>He'd half walk and half jog upto Malak with a nervous grin on his face.
r-ready to dress up si- I mean Malak.

>>50039727
This be all I could make in time. Yer costume looks good on yer. Well, yer probably have less spirits to scare away. >>50039728
That's quite the suit, err... Who are yer again?

>>50039749
>His eye would continue to further twitch out of anger.

>>50039789
I'm a necron lord. Who are you?

>>50039793
>he'd back away slowly from Malak.
you doing okay pal?

>>50039824
Err... If we go by costume, the King in Rags and Tatters. Ol' Calixian legend.

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>rolls into hanger

I have chosen my costume

>>50039834
>A zoom in to Malak's brain.
>"TACTICAL EXTERMINATUS, INCOMING!"
>"EVACUATE THE AREA! EVACUATE THE AREA!"
>"All personnel are to escape to minimum safe distance at once. I repeat. All personnel are to evacuate to minimum safe distance. This is not a drill. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL."
>"What about the files, sir?!"
>"Leave 'em!"
>Zooming back out of his brain.
>I-Is that smoke coming out of his ears? That might be smoke coming out if his ears...
>At this point, Malak would all away from the others.

>>50039915
oh, b-bye then?
>>50039852
>he'd turn around at the voice, his jaw dropping open.

>>50039939

yes my costume is very impressive

I made it my self

>>50040011
H-heresy?
>he'd stare at the talking tank, his rubber tentacles quivering a mixture of fear and admiration at the techpriests skill.

>>50039789
>She'd entwine her arm around his, before kissing him on the cheek.

>>50040059
>he waves

>>50040095
>Upon seeing the Necron, Melissa would give a polite smile, before acting serious and pompous like an Eldar.

>>50040053

It is not

>>50040112
are you sure?
>he'd nervously reach for his lasrifle only to find a guitar there instead.
>he'd sigh, shrug and inspect the 'tank'

>>50040150 was meant for >>50040113

>Walking out from the base's entrances, would be a Red haired Sister of Battle Hospiteller.
>She would walk towards the main group, her eyes to the ground, and her movements rather slow.
>Her face is flush with embarrassment.

>>50040112
>the 'guardsman in costume' clenched his fist in barely contained rage

>>50040150

I believe I would recognize Tech Heresy if I saw it

>>50040167
>he would eye the Sister of Battle nervously and walk towards her
hello there miss um...?

>>50040192
yes well of course you would I mean, you're an expert after all...
>he'd nervously trail off, eyeing the tanks main gun.

>The Tankers climb out of the Hammerhead, temporarily brought back to the captured base and their equipment is....a lot bulkier than usual.
>To a man, they are all equipped as the Kasrkin of Cadia would be, and the equipment seems.....very genuine, too genuine. That might be related to the crates of Cadian gear the Tankers brought down from the Horseman with them.
>All save Oddball have Hellguns and Powerswords, who has a Bolter and Powersword.
Emperor's Will, we are here.

>>50040235

Do not worry my tank is fully blessed by the omnissiah

It will not misfire

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>>50040284
>Also wearing a full set of Kasrkin armor, the pilot can't do but smile at her Warpow's End disguise.

Kasrkin squad ready for war!

>>50040059
>>50040112
>He smiles at her...
>>50040095
>... And waves back at the necron

>>50040289
whatever you say mr Tank sir
>he'd unsling his guitar and start to play to a crowd of penals, all in assorted outfits ranging from amusing to down right heretical.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvoJ7qUh3y8

>>50040308
>the "guardsman" stands in the corner of the hangar, sipping a cocktail

>>50040334
Hello there, you are not disguising yourself, trooper?
Vic would smile under her disguise's helmet

>>50040308
>Anya huffs a bit that a 'full' loadout escaped her, given her ears, so she settles for some sunglasses and a shemag.
>Still she tips her head at Vic's costume.
>"L-Looks nice...."
Mhm.
>"Da."
>"Ja."
>"Aye."
>"Indeed."

>>50040334
>The 'Kasrkin' tip nod at the 'Guardsman' themselves, and look around for any extra booze.

>>50040327

>Reverses and Drives off to the buffet

>>50040395
'Kasrkin' nod at*

>>50040395
You too dear...
>Vic places her hand over Anya's waist.

>>50040448
>"N-No.....what kind of sorry excuse for a Kasrkin am I with my 'additions'?"

>>50040395
>He raises his glass and points to an impromptu bar that's been set up in the hangar

>>50040411
>Kane smiles as he appears with his own Kasrkin suit and helmet
"Sorry...the suit is tight and uncomfortable...heh...like a certain stormie i know"

>>50040545
The best kind. The beautiful kind.
>She wraps her arms around her, smiling.
My kind.

>>50040556
>The five 'pure' Crewmen tip their heads again and walk over to get some free booze that -isn't- wine for once.

>>50040560
>But not before all of them, including Anya chuckle at his observation.

>>50040575
>"B-But I'm a mutant?" P-Plus you must be better then....."

>>50040410

>Looks at all the people crowding around the buffet

>Looks at self driving a tank

I believe I have miscalculated

oh well

>the sound of fire and the smell of cooking chicken comes from the tank

>>50040606
Nah I can't be better than you, sweetie. You're the best one around of the two of us.

>>50040560
Hey Kane!
>She waves

>>50040606
>He moves over to their group
Greetings.

>>50040621
>>50040606
"Hello my lovelies, how are you today?"
>he stretches in his costume

>>50040653
Doing fine, you...?
>She sees that his uniform seems to be annoying him.
I could maybe get you a bigger jumpsuit if yours is too small? Albeit it doesn't have the right colors am afraid...

>>50040621
>"N-No......."
>The 'Cat' starts blushing....

>>50040640
Afternoon to you.
>"Greetings as well comrade."
>"Ja, it's good to see someone with such an authentic costume too."
>"Aye, how long did it take you to even -make- that?"
>"Most certainly weeks at least."
>The men quickly grab themselves some booze.

>>50040653
>"D-Doing okay...."

>Wanders around, looking at the costumes around him

>>50040690
It was... quite expensive.

>>50040685
>>50040690
>smirks at Anya
"By the color of your cheeks, I cam tell you're doing more than fine"
>looks at Vic
"No thank you darling. I'm just wondering where our...xeno friend is"

>Upon returning, Malak would be dressed as a Praetorian Guardsman.
>Although he'd sadly lack the mustache required to complete the outfit.

>>50040756
Hello, Malak. Nice outfit. Fits you well.

>>50040704
>this is said with a hint of regret

>there would a thunderous clash and stomping/scraping can be heard from outside.
>the doors to the hanger would be half pryed and half ripped open.
>standing in all his glory would be a colossal Ork, dressed as a commissar.
>His right arm would be replaced by large powa klaw and his left leg replaced by a chainsword.
>he'd look out across the hanger with a huge grin on his face as he chews his cigar.
'Ello lovlies, did ya miss me?

>>50040723
Our xeno frien- oh you mean yes... uhm haven't seen her either. I think she is honoring the fallen... you know, out there...

>>50040805
We have a xeno friend?

>>50040704
>>50040788
What'd you do? Rob a bank or something? Bet that was an adventure in and of it's self.
>The men chuckle lightheartedly as they mix up some cocktails.

>>50040723
>"I-I'm....o-okay I'm doing p-pretty well....a-aside from the occasional.....h-h-hiccup...."

>>50040756
Well fuck me sideways and call me an emergency hatch. I didn't know he had it in him.

>>50040794
>Hastily salutes and seems to be attempting to back away through a wall

>Coming from the direction of the base's mess hall, would be the sounds of someone giving orders to "Pull it out gently".
>A moment later, several trolley's are brought out. each containing copious amounts of .... Food? One honestly can't be sure, considering what the stuff looks like.
>One of the trolley's contains large decorative glass bowls filled with... blood and eye balls?
>Another trolley seems to contain fingers between gram crackers? What the hell!?
>Yet another trolley contains.... paper plates, utensils, and other things required to eat food! Dear God Emperor!
>And yet ANOTHER trolley seems to contain.... some kind of Potato salad! Oh Dear God Emperor!!! The horror!
>Another dozen trolley's would soon follow, before being placed around the area in prime, out of the way locations.
>Whatever's going on, it seems Melissa is responsible for it.

>>50040818
I made a bad deal. I prefer not to talk about it.

>>50040818
Yeah but we know how to solve those hiccups, don't we?

>>50040810
U-uhm what? no-sir-of-course-not-uhm... uh...

>>50039707
"Well aren't you just spooky."

>He is dressed as a skeleton, wearing bones over cloth

>>50040779
>>50040818
>The Scion would glare daggers of pure, unadulterated hatred at the two men upon hearing their comments.
>He would remain silent for a moment before speaking.

Lets.... Lets just get this over with...

>>50040828
I 'eard me old friends was 'avin a bit o' trouble with some Tau and here I am to help out and you're all dressed up, luckily I brought me best kap eyy?
>he'd grin, pat Ragaa on the head with his powa klaw and offer him a cigar.

>>50040794
>The Tankers promptly put their mixes down and stand at attention, Anya over by Vic straightens her posture as well.

>>50040805
>he'd nod with a smidge of dissapointment
"Oh, well...uhh, if anyone needs me I'll be in the hangar"
>looks at Anya
>"Testing...Testing...did you have sex with Vic yet?"

>>50040869
Err... Thank you, sir, commissar, sir!
>Nervously takes the cigar

>>50040858
>Diane would giggle and hold him tight.
I try my best.
>she would quickly plant a kiss on his cheeck.
come on, let's go get some food.
>leaving the tank she would spot >>50040794, her mouth hanging open.

>>50040837
Alrighty boys! I and the rest of the Regiment's cooks, just spent the past four hours prepping all this grub, so you'd better chow down, if you know whats good for you!

>>50040872
Hrm, I have to ask Anya. Why Kasrkin of all kinds of stormtroopers? We had the Scion uniforms right next to us...

>>50040899
No.

>>50040794
>>50040897
>He smiles and nods
>He stops just outside the tank as he sees this

"Huh? Whose that?"

>>50040885
You sure you don't want to stay here and drink with us? Most members are around.

>>50040888
don't mention it chap.
>>50040872
Oddball!
>the Ork would run forwards and shake Oddballs hand quickly
good to see a familier face, where is Larrs the lanky git and the tin man, Eisen...

>>50040904
Don't you think they tried? My Commander turned down Oddball's requests eleven times before he got the hint.

>>50040843
Oh, sorry for reminding you of it then mate.....
>The man looks genuinely regretful.

>>50040848
>Anya says nothing, her blush just gets more intense.

>>50040866
Dunno what you're talking about mate.

>>50040885
>"....." Anya thinks nothing back in reply, but the feeling Kane gets is a rather ashamed affirmative.....and it also feels like the answer, if she answered, would be......higher than 'four times'.....

>>50040904
>"U-Um......well......we thought a-about Scions, b-but.....the b-best g-g-girl..." Anya looks at Vic there, "d-deserves the b-best of the best.....so we went with Kasrkins......"

>>50040913
I... I think it's an Ork... dressed as a commissar.

>>50040935
>He points at malak >>50040935 from across the room
When did the regiment get glory boys?

>>50040921
>>50040899
>Gets confused and eats the cigar as he rushes to the dining table

>>50040952
>>50040927

>>50040935
Awwwww Anya! That's the cutest thing anyone's told me in millitary terminology!

>>50040936
"Huh. Halloween is weird this year. Looks like he knows the regiment."

>He hops off the tank

"Lets go say hi."

>>50040952
>Upon hearing the words "Glory Boys", Malak's Eye would once again start to twitch. violently....

>>50040975
>Kane smiles
"Someone upset the glory boys!?"
"Well how did that happen?"

>>50040972
>nods, holding his hand.
don't see how that could end badly...

>>50040921
Bloody hell Bob! It's great to see you again!
>Oddball's enthusiasm quickly evaporates however.
They're.....both dead, I'm afraid. It was quite tragic.

>>50040927
We didn't actually, and if we did, why would we ask? We already knew that he'd say no if we asked. Someone has been slandering us I see.

>>50040967
>"Y-You mean it?"

>>50040952
Uh.....think a detachment came back with Malak after he got trained.

>>50040992
>Shoving his hands into his pant pockets, He would clench his fists in anger.
>Any signs of his anger would otherwise vanish, as he'd attempt to ignore Kane and the others remarks.

>>50041013
Well, if it wasn't you five asking for spare uniforms, then I wonder who did...

>>50041001
>He smirks at her

"When have thinks ended easy for us? Besides, aint no big bad ork gonna get you when im around."

>>50040921
>They walk towards the large Ork Commissar

>>50041013
>his face would drop.
oh... sorry to 'ear that, I brought a gift for the lanky git too.
>he'd pull out a wraithbone blade from his pack.
>he'd be fighting back tears in his eyes and would choke up on the words lanky git.

>>50041013
I do.
>Vic just hugs tighter, resting her head against Anya's hair.
Thank you. You are the best girl too.

>>50041040
since when did you become my big brave protector?
>she would stick out her tongue at him.

>>50041042
>he looks at the giant ork
"You knew Kerg?"

>>50041031
What about those Black Marketeers on Deck 89? Those lot are always trying to work an angle, and who's going to question some Stormies who say that they're 'hauling artifacts' for the Inquisition?

>>50041042
Sorry you had to hear it from us, instead of someone actually important.

>>50041057
>the Ork nods
he din't like me much but I liked him, men like him made me respekt the imperium...
>>50041040
>the hulking Ork would look at the new arrivels and smile.
good to see new faces.
>>50041059
>shakes his head at the remark
no, it's good to catch up with old friends, even if I can't be with all of them.

>>50041059
With all due respect, Sir. No one in my regiment is stupid enough to even try to do that. Let alone willing.

>>50041098
You obviously weren't here when Laroque tried to sell nudes of Inquisitor Wellesley.

>>50041098
I meant that the Black Marketeers would want the uniforms so -they- could pretend to be Stormies who are hauling 'artifacts', nobody would question them, would they?

>>50041088
>he'd give a nostalgic smile
"I relate with you wholeheartedly...the man didn't like me much, but I respected him"
>chuckles sadly, offering his hand
"Uhzurkar Kane, ex slaaneshi fucker, current radically imperial fucker"

>>50041115
>He would cross his arms over his chest.

Well then I think those assholes on deck 89 will be needing a Visit from the Emperor's Valkyries when we get back...

>>50041054
>Malak would shake his head at the public display of affection. But would otherwise keep quiet about it.

>>50041131
>he'd take the mans hand and grin.
Kommystar and Grand Admiral Bob, we 'ave a lot in common it seems.
>his grin would broaden.

>>50041054
"Since the day you cuddled with me in the tank, you tease."

>He ruffles her hair

>>50041088
"Nice to meet you too. Jaemis, 2nd lieutenant of armor company."
>He raises his hand

>>50041170
>>50041174
>Diane would ignore Malak and cling to Jaemis' arm.
oooohh that day, silly me.

>>50041171
>so does his
"The only thing missing is an appreciation of good drinks. Would you like some?"

>>50041088
Huh, if you want to catch up with old friends, then miss Wellesley is here too for now.

>>50041110
Oh man, I don't even want to know why there was a library of non-existant porn.

>>50041171
>Malak would give a curious glance towards the large Ork. His mind trying to wrap itself around where he'd met him.
>After a moment, his Sapphire eyes would light up, filled with recognition.

B-Bob? I-Is that you?
>He'd Jog his way over towards the Ork.

>>50041174
>the Ork would shake his hand.
so you drive the trukks?
>>50041199
ooh, I would yes... do you 'ave any chateauneuf du pape?
>>50041235
>his eyes would widen
ooh I'd gut you like a pig for the chance to see her again.
>>50041239
MALAK!
>he'd grin, slapping the stormtrooper on the back, causing him to fall to the floor.

>>50041262
Sorry, who are you?

>>50041262
"You could say that. I lead them around the battlefield when we dont have enough fire power. Or dakka, as you orks call it."

>>50041192
>He smiles at the remark.

"Only silly thing was that I didnt kiss you sooner."

>>50040957
>Is eating a plate of everything on the table
>Every once in a while he stops and stares into the distance, chanting
>Afterwards he returns to eating as if nothing had happened

>>50041262
>He'd quickly pick himself up, before turning back to face the Ork, and giving him a playful punch to the Jaw.
>For the first time in awhile, Malak would genuinely be smiling. His old trademarked "Brotherly smile" spreading across his face.

Holy Terra itself Bob! I haven't seen you in almost a year! Not since Somerius! where the hell have you been!?

>>50041262
>he'd smile, pulling out a bottle from under her cloak
"I just so happen to have one here"

>>50041269
ugh, Bob.
>he'd shake the 'guardsmans' hand
and you are?
>>50041288
Dakka is always good, but it ain't got nuffin to the light of the holy golden throne.
>>50041298
>he'd punch Malak back, as softly as an Ork can punch.
I've been kaptinnin' me own fleet ya git!
>>50041300
ooh you beauty!
>he'd take the bottle and bite off the top before chugging down the french red.

>>50041294
>Sneaking up upon her Feral world Lover, Melissa would throw her arms around his neck, and press herself up against his back.

I'm glad to see you're enjoying the food Ragga! It makes me really happy.

>>50041338
I'm here to meet with Ms. Wellesley.

>>50041338
>He'd take the blow pretty well, all things considered, and would continue smiling cheerfully.

Doesn't surprise me in the least ya damned Greenskined son of a bitch! I think you owe me a couple stories then!

>he'd look around, seeing the happy couples, twitching a bit, good memories flooding back
"Hmmmhhh...I'll be back soon, just gotta...hngh.."
>walks out to the storage, a bottle in his hand, a taste on his lips and contemplation in his mind
"Should I...one drop? Just a bit?"

>>50041356
Of course. It was made by yer, after all. And it is delicious.

>>50041338
"Hah! Well said indeed! Strange to hear that from someone who is not human."

>>50041412
So you're ok with the fact that its made to look like something a Dark Eldar, or daemon would eat?

>>50041386
me too if I kan.
>>50041388
boy I've got tale of both brutal kunnin' and kunnin' brutality to tells ya.
>>50041435
>the Ork would roll his shoulders in some kind of shrug.
truth be told I ain't propa ummie and I ain't really Orky no more, sort of a kross...

>>50041464
"Well, in either case, welcome to the regiment. Or rather, welcome back."

>Anya cuddles up to Vic, she seems quite glad that the Pilot is there.

>>50041464
Well, get started! It's better than listening to everyone call me "Tinman", or call me and the others :"Glory Boys".

>>50041440
I am fine whatever keeps the spirits away.
>You are not certain if he is joking or not

>>50041507
>Cuddles back, she doesn't seem to plan leaving her side anytime soon.

>>50041498
thank ya kindly, though I might stay for long enough to help your lot beat back those pesky Tau.
>>50041509
>The Ork would nod his head, light up another cigar and start to tell the story of how he and his men came across both Nids and Eldar ffighting each other.
>the story would be a long one, full of brutal kunning and and kunning brutality about how the Orks went into combat with the Nids, allying with the Eldar, and when victory was at hand they slaughtered the Eldar too, quick and quiet like.

>>50041557
>He'd listen in to the story, his 'brotherly smile', still displayed for all to see. All in all, he'd seem genuinely happy being able to talk like this.
>When the Ork was done, he'd tell him one of his own storie's from back when he was still a Corporal with the 277th Orvustillian Mechanized regiment.
>His would involve tricking a Cabal into fighting against, and wiping out a Chaos warband on a Desert world by exploding a small Emp bomb near the main chaos camp. Allowing the Dark Eldar the chance to wipe them out, before reinforcements came to wipe out the weakened Eldar.

>>50041631
>he'd smile and not at the story's, laughing a little too loudly at certain points where slaughter was involved.
hahaha, I can just picture the looks on them spikey gits faces when the rest of your lads arrive.

>>50041631
>Jaemis smiles slightly as he sees that Malak is happy in this moment.
>Looks like the tin man found his heart. Even for a little bit.

>>50041401
>Sees Kane distressed
>Sepparates herself from Anya for a second following him, yet loosing him on the way to the storage.
Kane...? You here?

>>50041707
>he'd be startled by her, droppimg the bottle
"O-oh, Vic! Sorry I...just..got kinda sad"

>>50041727
Kane...
>Vic reconsiders her words, and her tone, to sound more caring.
Uncle Kane... why are you sad? This is a day of celebration...

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>A Valkyrie descends into the base and lands on one of the free lads before dropping it's ramp.
>A figure steps out, that figure being Alice, having dyed her hair brown and dressed in the fashion typical of an Imperial Navy Fighter pilot from the area around Bakka, with the non-standard addition of a scarf and sunglasses.

I'm not sorry.

>>50041661
Yeah, It was pretty funny to be honest.
>He'd smile.
The look on their Archeons face was priceless just before that krak missile hit him in the chest and atomized him! Truly priceless.

>>50041664
>As he continues talking, and sharing old war stories with the Ork, its abundantly clear that Malak hasn't been this happy since he lost his memories.

>He looks over to Diane

"Notice anything different about our tin man?"

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>>50041746
>Sammie follows Alice with her own disguise too, the advantadge of polymorphine is that you can match it perfectly to the original...

>>50041746
>he sees Alice and begins making his way across the hangar to her

>>50041727
>>50041744
>Anya follows after the pair, she's sort of like a lost puppy when her 'family' isn't around.....and she hugs both of them together.
Y-You should be happy today....w-we get to have fun and drink t-things....

>>50041750
>laughs loudly and coughs, billowing smoke from the cigar.
good times, good ti-
>>50041746
Alice?
Alice!
>the ork would pat the stormtrooper on the shoulder and sprint towards Alice, scooping her up bridal style.
Alice!
>>50041777
and you!
>he'd put Alice down and hug the two women.

>>50041777
>>50041781
Cheers loves! The Cavalry's he-
>Alice squints.
Bloody hell, is that.....no.....hey Sam, is that who I think it is?

>>50041776
>smirks
and on that day, they say the mans heart grew 3 sizes.

>>50041792
>>50041777
>>50041746
>>50041804
Well, those three are loud...
>Chants for a moment and returns to eating

>>50041792
>Her eyes flick between Nyzart, and now Bob.
Bo-
>Alice's question is interrupted as she is swept up by 'Kommissar'.....and again as he hugs them.
Bob! It -is- you! And Nyzart too! It's like a bloody reunion, this is great!

>>50041792
>>50041804
>She smiles.
Yes it is.

>>50041792
>She'd hug the huge ork's arm.
I see you saw through my disguise, it's nice to see you too.

>>50041744
>>50041782
>he'd give a smile
"I'm trying to be sober...for you two.."
>gives a chuckle
"Being sober makes me remember"

>>50041808
"And the mechanicus say machines cannot ha-"

>>50041777
>>50041746
"Huh. Inquisition is here."

>>50041839
eye, that it is!
>he'd be grinning with a cigar hanging from his lips.
>>50041843
can't be foolin' me,
>he'd tap his head and wink.

>>50041849
>>50041782

>The pilot makes sure to tighten the hug on him... on Anya too.

I'm sorry Kane... but we're here for you...

>>50041849
B-But do you w-want to remember? S-Sometimes....m-memories are b-b-bad....
>The girl shivers quite noticeably.
S-So....i-if you w-want.....

>>50041854
weird, I mean we already have that one Inquisitor sneaking about, you know the skinny one...

>>50041839
I wish that I was here for a reunion. Alice, I need to talk to you.

>>50041886
>Alice is quite happy herself, having a large grin and giggling like an overexcited Schola girl.
Aw man! I've missed you I have! 'Ow have you been man?

>>50041908
"Yeah. Guess they are here for the crusade. That, or the holiday."

>He looks at her

"Say, have you seen Frisk around?"

>>50041912
Oh? What's the matter Nyzart? Is everything alright?

>>50041935
>she woudl shake her head.
not seen her all day, sorry.

>>50041894
>>50041890
>he'd give a smile
"I'd rather be sad sober than sad drunk"
"For you
"Let's go join the others"

>>50041951
"Huh.....Guess she is in the infirmary or something. Anyways, want to get some drinks?"

>>50041925
>he'd pat her on the back and offer her a cigar.
I've been good, me and da boyz 'ave been lootin' and pillygin' so that's that, 'ow 'ave you been?

See, Rogan? They are doing quite well. Most who knew you have died or forgotten. But you did aid them, a little bit. And now, with you here, they have not been caught within the web of our curse. Your death was quite fortunate, wasn't it?
>The Dusk Hag giggled and placed the lightly glowing bottle next to the irregularly shaped stone that reflects twisted images of the regiment's current activities
Now the other one needs to return home. He is late already.

>>50041962
>she'd cling on to his arm and nod
and some food, that'll be nice.

>>50041946
I trust you are aware of the dark eldar presence on this planet?

>>50041959
>She smiles.
Yeah, let's.

>>50041967
>She accepts the Cigar and pulls a lighter from one of her belt pouches, lighting Bob's cigar, then her own.
Well, I'm a 'Full Rosette' Inquisitor now, I've got plenty of gear and I've got a happy life, so pretty good myself.

>>50042000
I am, you are here regarding the Eldar?

>>50041886
No, I can't, you've always been the best detective around... but please keep it between us ok? The others musn't know.

>>50041959
>>50042021
O-Okay....
>Anya releases the pair and would follow them when they head back to the main party.

>>50041996
>He nods and takes her to the mess hall for some lunch

"So how's your arm?"

>>50042031
They are led by a haemonculus named Belk. He is an incredibly dangerous individual. Greely and I have had... dealings with him in the past.

>>50042031
>his one good eye widens in shock.
ooh I knew ya had it in ya, ever since a saved ya from that lizard thigy, bashed it's skull in good I did, I'm still bashin' now, with ol' skorchy.
>he'd pat the burna attatched to his powa klaw.
>>50042039
>he'd tap the side of his nose and wink
between us, gotcha.

>>50042053
oh it's fine now, still itches a bit where the wound is but beyond that I hardly notice it...
>she'd smile at him as they eat from the buffet.

>>50042031
>as he walks back, he sees her, his eyes widening to extreme extents
"H-HEATHER?!"
>he'd jump back as if he saw a ghost

>>50042085
Ol' Skorchy is a good weapon, Still as good as she was back then?

>>50042102
>Alice turns to look at the man, more from the suddeness of the yell than any recognition.
Is that man okay?
>She -looks- the same, and her voice is -very- faintly familiar, to the person that Kane remembers, albeit it's not exactly close.

>>50042085
Thank you champ, you're not only the biggest and the strongest, but also the smartest.

>>50042102
>>50042144
>Lifts an eyebrow.
>Gets on the defensive, a hellgun held firmly between her hands.
Is al alright ma'am? Any problems with that guardsman

>>50042144
betta' she's got a better fuel injector and better fitting nozzle.
>he'd swell with pride for his weapon.
>>50042150
>he'd nod at her and if it was possible for an Ork to blush this one would.
they painted me brain red so kud fink fasta'.

>>50042159
>This worries her.
Kane?!
Are you alright?! What's wrong?!

>Leaning against a wall in the empty hanger that the local garrison was using for the costume party, Malak would watch the others from afar, as they continue enjoying themselves. A pleasant smile on his face.
>Looking down at his loaned uniform, Malak would smooth out a few wrinkles, odd lines.

>>50042231
>He speaks softly to himself.
Maybe a little bit of fun was exactly what I needed after "That"...

>>50042144
"D-do you still keep a card up your sleeve while playing poker?"
>he looks at her with shock

>>50042099
>He smiles
"That's good to hear. You're one hell of a tough woman."

>>50042174
Um.....I'm not sure, at ease for now....

>>50042189
That sounds great, I've got a few decent weapons myself, got a Singing Spear recently....but my favourite is still the....Kopesh I think Nyzart called it, that and the old Sabre I found.
>Alice sounds quite proud herself.

>>50042261
I....no, I wouldn't do that.....I'm sorry, but who are you?
>She sounds rather confused.

>>50042276
you're Emprah damn right I am.
>she'd still be smiling at him before pulling him close.
>then she would lean in closer and lick a pieace of icing from his cheek.
>pulling back she would blush a little

>>50042311
>he shakes his head
"I-I'm sorry...the recent reduction of alcohol must be messing with my mind"
>he gives her the salute of a discipline master
"Discipline master Uhzurkar Kane...at least I was 10 000 years ago"
>he chuckles
"At your service, madam...?"

>Anya.....'shifts' about a bit, and looks quite frustrated with herself.....along with just generally looking distressed as she curses herself under her breath.

>>50042323
>His face reddens slightly

"Bold too."

>He chuckles
>After they finish eating, he takes her to the bar

"You know, I don't think you told me exactly where you're from. I know you and your brother traveled alot, but wasn't there a place you called home?"

>>50042356
>Vic moves to her side, whispering
Again?

>>50042311
>his eye would widen again and he'd start hopping on the spot.
I've got a gift for ya! it was meant for the lanky git, ya know Larrs, but he got krumped, so here ya go.
>he'd pull from his satchell a beautifully crafted wraithbone blade.
it ain't much but I hope ya like it...

>>50042354
Ten thousand years.....I....
>That salute reminds her of something.....it's right there, but she can't quite remember what.
.....are you a.....what was the word.....Perpetual?
And I'm....Inquisitor Alice Wellesley....

>>50042366
M-Mhm......I'm sorry....
>Anya looks away, clearly quite ashamed...among other things.

>>50042323
>>50042362
>Malak would roll his eyes while grinning at the two "Love birds".
>"Jeez... get a room you two."

>>50042362
oh, well... actually, we're both voidborn... on a ship our family owned, called the two headed boy.
>she sips her drink.
and where are you from?

>>50042390
It's ok, love I understand. We'll deal with it. Come.
>Vic takes her hand and leads her away.
I told you you could come with me for that after all.

>>50042395
>He'd let out a sigh, before making his way out of the party, and towards the Airfield. Planning on getting out of this outfit that says "Look at me! I'm bright red, and look like an asshole! Shoot me already!"
>"I guess even after all this, I still know how to smile. I guess that's something..."

>>50042076
I see......how bad is it? Because......I sort of have 'urgent business' out of the Segmentum, but once that's dealt with, I can be right back here to help with this.

>>50042370
>Alice accepts the blade with a grateful expression, albeit it's tinged with regret at the mention of Larrs death.
I....heard about that, it was....a shame. But... I might have something for you too actually. I have quite a fine Heavy Bolter and a Mind Impulse Unit to go with it, lets you fire it with your thoughts. I could have it brought down if you want?

>>50042374
>Kane smiles
"...of sorts, yes"
>he'd tip his hat and bow again
"So...Inquisitor, eh? Seem too...alive for one"

>>50042421
I....b-but it's s-such a hassle for y-you though....
>Nevertheless, Anya allows her self to be led away.
>Neither of them are seen ever again......until the morning.

>>50042400
"I see. Must have been quite the life before the regiment. Out there in the stars."

>He drinks from the grog

"Well, I came from this hive world called Lorisa II, from segmentum Obscurus. Met Jimmy and Holdrin there."

>He drinks again

"Say, during your time on the ship, what was the most interesting thing you saw?"

>>50042445
>the Ork shakes his head
oh no I couldn't, not shooting me in the head when I first got here is gift enough
>he chuckles.

>>50042473
During your time on your family's ship*

>>50042449
Well the Inquisitors of my family are hardly the most.....conventional....with -most- matters anyway, there are some matters that you just don't fool around with.

>>50042482
Oh nonsense, it would make a perfect gift for you, and you'd be able to put it to quite amazing use.
Please, I insist, plus I would feel right shitty if I didn't get you anything and you got me this masterpiece.

>>50042473
sounds nice, be glad our family never got our claws in it.
>she sips from her glass.
this regiment
>she giggles.
but honestly? an Eldar craftworld, it was amazing.

>>50042445
All I know is that he is in the system, and that does not bode well for anyone here.

>The Siege of Terra rages on around Ron. Explosions, dead Space Marines, screaming soldiers...
I don't think I should stay much longer.
>In the distance, a titan collapses under the weight of Chaos artillery fire
Definitely not.

>>50042536
ya think?
>his eye glazes over
alright but only because you twisted my arm.
>he grins.

>>50042539
>He chuckles

"Sounds nice. During my time in the regiment on Lorisa, we got to see a glimpse of this paradise world. It was beautiful. Of course we never went down there, way past our jurisdiction."

>He drinks

"What was your family like?"

>>50042541
>>50042445
You know---
>There would be a voice coming from the doorway.

You should really shouldn't be hiding this sort of information from the Local Ordo Xenos Inquisitor...

>He'd walk closer towards them. His lips as always, formed into a pleasant smile.

It's not nice... and it makes my job ever more difficult.

>>50042541
Marvelous, it seems that after I return, I shall be....staying a bit longer than anticipated.
>Alice rubs a hand over her face.

>>50042568
>Alice takes a Vox from the Valkyrie, and calls for a bunch of items to be brought down, along with a Medical Team.
I won't lie, they will have to operate, to fit the MIU but once they do.....well....operating a heavy weapon with thoughts alone is pretty handy.

>>50042578
we were bad people, did a lot of bad things but we cared about each other, not so much about those under us though... Twitch is a perfect example of that.
>she'd sigh.
he was a look out, got nabbed by custodes and later me and Rudolph got nabbed too, got us sent here...

>>50042602
>He nods

"I'm sorry to hear that. If.....if you don't mind me asking, where were your parents? Was it just you and Rudolph?"

>>50042601
>he'd nod
thank ya kindly.

>Having finally gotten out of, and returned the stuffy red uniform back to the off duty Praetorian he had borrowed it from. Malak would leave his room dressed in his usual Scion attire.

>>50042624
oh, they went down in a hail of gun fire years ago...
>sighs.
what about yours? nice people?

>>50042601
It is your job, you know.
>>50042585
Who are you?

>>50041987
>the lightly glowing smoke in the bottle stirs, and it is as if a small hand was placed against the glass
Don't get too excited. They will not return for you. But you can still see them, say them your goodbyes. Even as they cannot hear you. Quite a fool you were, to seek me out. But you got everything you asked for, in the end.

>>50042552
>Ron pulled out the orb.
I need to think of a name for this. "Chronosphere"? Maybe... "Time-Orb"?
>Ron stands still, thinking. He then has an idea. Pulling out his vox, he starts talking.
So I've got this thing that lets me travel through time. It's an orb. Anyone got any ideas for a name?

>>50042644
"Yeah.....You could say that."

>He drinks

"Depends on either the long or short version of their history."

>>50042625
>A Thunderhawk touches down and what appears to be a Medical Team steps out, takes one look at Bob and guesses that he's the one they want.
>"Please come with us....sir, we'll make sure the procedure is as quick and painless as possible."

>>50042645
My job is mainly to do with Combating Daemons.....okay admittedly I do stray into other areas, so I'll have a go at fixing this mess.

And he would be the Ordo Xenos Inquisitor who is responsible for deploying the Regiment to the Crusades in the first place.

>>50042645
>The elderly man would turn his head in the direction of the Necron Overlord.

No one special Overlord Nyzart The Finite. Just a member of the God Emperor's holy Ordos Xenos, by the name of Arnel Saerkaru.

>He'd thrust his hand out, as if to shake the Necron lords hand.

I must say. It's quite the pleasure to meet you. I've read much about you in the reports.

>>50042673
>the Vox crackles into life.
uh, maybe time-orb? ooh or perhaps sphere of destiny? what about timey whimey spher-o thingy?

>>50042695
as long as you don't put me to sleep I'm fine with the long version of it.
>she'd smirk and pull up closer to him.

>>50042673
>"You what? This is a restricted channel sir."
>"Please avoid these frequencies unless you have urgent information."
>"Someone find that joker...."
"How about....the Chronosphere?"
>The last voice was the voice of 'that' Armada Officer from earlier.

>>50042673
>There is a quick reply over the Vox.

I don't know who the hell this is, but quit making stupid jokes, and get back to the front line Asshole!

>>50042706
>the Ork nods, following the men.
see you soon Alice.

>>50042536
"Well...I am most glad to meet you lady Inquisitor.."
>he'd approach her
"Oddball has nothing but good word for you...and I trust him"
"An inquisitor needs ears...I'd be most glad to help"

>>50042711
Reports?

>>50042713
>Ron smiles
I'll take those into consideration.

>>50042741
>His smile fades
Also will consider...
>to himself
Throne, are those really the only two good names?

>>50042743
>Ron begins to get annoyed
And I don't know who THIS is, but unless you want me to feed you your teeth you'll give me a damn name!

>>50042783
Colonel Graham Maurude, Asshole! Now unless you've got a fucking deathwish by fire squad, you'll get o ff the fucking Vox, and get back to fighting a war!

>>50042783
>the Commissars nervous voice would spark up.
oh please, can we not all get along? I've had enough trouble fighting the traitors...

>>50042755
>Alice smiles.
Likewise, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
>True to their word, the procedure is quick, and while it would be only slightly painful for a human, Bob is an Ork, and he'z da bestest one, so it doesn't bother him at all, the most it -might- do is tickle.
>And so, he is outfitted with an MIU and given two options, a rig to wear that would let him carry the weapon on his shoulder.....or simply attaching it to his Powa Claw, after all....it's a big claw.

>>50042772
Hrmh.....someone with your.....'experience'....be able to work well actually.....I shall have to give it further consideration....and speaking of the Tankers, I shall have to borrow them for a short while.....business and all...

>>50042812
>>50042842
>Ron sighs, exasperated
Fuck it, it's the "Chronometric Locational Universal Displacement Device" now.
>the Inquisitor walks into a safezone, full of shuttlecraft and civilian ships
Can someone get me somewhere that isn't here, please?

>>50042783
"Well......it calls to me, I can't quite remember from where though....."
>It's that Officer once again.

>>50042850
>the Ork ops for having the gun fitted to the underside of his klaw with the burna fitted to the top of it, after all he's a big guy.
>he returns to Alice with a large grin on his face,
Alice, thank you very much for the new toy!
>he'd fire a celebratory shot into the ceiling.

>>50042773
>His smile would only widen.
Of course there are reports about you, Overlord of Gospyria. Did you truly think that the Ordo Xenos wasn't looking in on you? Or that the former commanders of this regiment wouldn't file a report about the now infamous "Overlord Nyzart the Finite"? The very leader of one of the few Xeno groups allied to the Imperium of Man.

Why, when I heard of this news so many months ago, my old heart nearly skipped a half dozen beats!

>The older gentleman would take a seat at this point, before continuing.

The fact is, many within the Ordo Xeno would wish you eliminated for this very reason.

>>50042728
>He smirks and puts an arm around her

"Well, it started with little baby me being put at an orphanage. There, I met my two best friends in the universe. Jimmy was a bit of a wimp, but he was loyal and vicious when he could be. Holdrin was a bully, but we got to his soft side after a while and became friends with him. During the early years of our life, we would look out the window and see soldiers marching to war for the mighty imperium and its people!"

>He raises a fist to illustrate

"So when we became of age, we joined the regiment. Training was hard, and....well, the regiment life got harder."

>He lowers his fist

"It wasn't as glamarous as we thought it would be, and we didn't realize how deadly the situation was. I remember Holdrin getting so mad he stomped on the uplifting primer. Idiot was gonna get blasted if he didnt clean it up immediately before the commissar came around. But I didnt blame him then, and I don't now."

>He sighs

"A guardsman is a guardsman for life, or until he gets promoted to a retirable position. So we hatched the ultimate plan: Become generals and retire as soon as we saw fit. It was.....cowardly. But we didnt want to lose each other in the hail storm of bullets that we fought in every day. Then....one day it all came crashing down."

>He sips from his drink

"Lorisa II was under suspicion of harboring heretics. At some point they called in an exterminatus and just said fuck you to everyone of us down there. We got out in time, but our planet is now just a barren rock. Cue us being sent to the regiment, and the story ends with their death."

>He gulps down the drink

"It makes me think if I was supposed to die with them in that fucking tank."

>>50042876
um, very good?
>the Commissar would sigh before marching into battle, forgotten by war, another Wiggles going forwards to meet a grusome fate at the hands of chaos.

>>50042924
>she'd listen to his story and nod.
I'm sorry, you're too good for this place...

>>50042850
>he'd smile and nod
"I...I see...well, unless you need use of my experience, I will say my goodbyes to them"

>>50042957
>He chuckles

"You're too good for this regiment."

>>50042896
>The Round does as one would expect, and makes a not insignificant crater in the ceiling, Alice looks not at all distressed, just glad.
I'm happy that you like it. I hope it serves you well in the future, I'm sure this blade will serve me just fine.

>>50042911
>Alice just stares between Nyzart and Arnel, wondering if this will develop into a Standoff.

>>50042963
What? No no no, It will only be for a few days at most, plus I'd want you to come with us anyway, I suspect you must be the 'Uncle' they spoke of, most favourably too I must add.

>>50042983
>she laughs and punches his arm.
no way, I'm as bad as they get.

>>50042989
>he'd smile, without any sadness
"Well...I'd be more than glad"

>>50042876
>The Loadmaster of the shuttle spots the man in his....vaguely Military attire and calls him over.
Hey you! Got yourself an eye for Naval Strategy? If so, get your ass over here, need all the help we can get!

>>50042989
>he'd pat her shoulder
and here's hoping we never have to use them agaisnt each other.
>he would then laugh out loud.

>>50043009
>He laughs
"Not from what ive seen."

>>50043024
>For a moment, Ron almost says no. He knows little, if anything about naval strategy. Instead...
Of course I do, my good man. I'm quite well-known to be an excellent strategist, especially when it comes to warfare of the naval variety. I would go so far as to say I am an expert in such matters.

>>50042911
But I for one, Am not of the same mind as those "Fools"...

>>50042989
>He'd cast a pleasant smile towards the younger Malleus Inquisitor, before looking back to Nyzart.

Where they see something that needs to be destroyed, lest it eventually turn upon and destroy us. I see a chance to further both our sides goals, and crush our enemies.

But sadly... I am one of an exceedingly rare handful that can see the true need for such alliances. A dying breed I'm sure.

>>50043048
>her face would cut to being rather serious for a moment before smiling at him.
be glad you never met the old me and instead you get the lovable rogue I am now...
>she would smirk at him.

>>50043095
>His face turns neutral

"So what changed between then and now?"

>>50042911
And I take it that you do not?

>>50043121
Rudolph died, made me realise we're not imortal...
made me realise how fragile we really are.
>she'd lean agaisnt him
and then I met you and suddenly I had a really good reason to not want to die.

>>50043062
Good, get onboard then.
>The man gestures him onboard again, then tells the pilot to prepare for takeoff.

>>50043027
We'll never have to do that, 'we'z da best of friendz' after all.....I think. Would you say we're the best of friends?
>Alice laughs herself, it's good to meet Bob again.

>>50043019
Very good then.
>Alice smiles herself.
This will be an...interesting partnership.

>>50043088
Among the Ordo Xenos perhaps...

>>50043151
>He smiles sadly

"You know I planned to kill the commissar that sent us into battle that killed my best friends, and let the punishment of death take me to the emperor. But then I met you, and decided to live another day."

>>50043158
>Ron sits down
So, what am I needed for? Battle can't be going too bad up there.
>he thinks to himself, 'we do win after all."

>>50043196
>He also hugs her with his arm around her shoulder

>>50043189
>the Ork nods
the bestest!
>he'd ruffle her hair before motioning towards the inquisitor and Necron
wot iz they chattin' 'bout?

>>50043196
>>50043214
>Diane would accept the hug, nuzzling his chest.
I'm very glad you made that choice.

>>50043230
>He kisses her head

"And i'm glad you made yours."

>>50043189
>He would arch his hands under his chin, his brow raised slightly at the young Inquisitor's words.

Hmm? Is there something that the young lass would like to share with the older generation?

>>50043217
>Alice chuckles and looks over herself.
About a Dark Eldar that Greely knows, according to Nyzart, said Eldar is a high priority threat.

>>50043126
It's as I said. I see a chance for both of us to further each others goals, and crush our enemies.

>>50043245
>she would giggle as he kisses her and rest her head on his chest
this is nice.

>>50043281
ah... spikey gits, well I'll do my best to help in that fight.
>he pats her shoulder and smiles down at her.

>>50043273
>Alice shrugs, seemingly casually, but it's probably anything but.
Well, Daemons will destroy everyone equally, and...well.....apparently there was a time where Humanity didn't blindly try and destroy everything that was different from themselves, if that old....datafile, was to be believed.

>>50043318
It'll be good to have you on our side in a scrap again, it'll be like the good old days.

>>50043230
>>50043245
>>50043304
>Walking past them in his typical Scion attire. Malak would stop, before rolling his eyes underneath his helmet.

Would you two just fuck already? Holy Terra itself, send pictures if you so choose.

>>50043304
"Yeah...."

>He sips from a new drink with his free arm

>>50043330
>He laughs

"And why do you care so much?"

>>50043325
>he's still grinning at her.
it'll be good to be in a skrap again, haven't had a propa' punch up in days.

>the guardsman accidentaly bangs his head on the doorway and his helmet falls to the ground
>the guardsman's who custom shootas transplanted onto green muscular arm stumps fumble with the helmet as he picks it up and puts on again
Zog..

>the guardsman whistles from between his large tusks and moves on, trying not to knock anyone down with his huge green body

>>50043198
>There are a few other people on the shuttle, a couple of them appear to be Officers of the Armada, and another seems to be some sort of....man with Graphs.
>Soon, after picking up an escort of Fighters, the Lighter lands on an IF Battlebarge, and the passengers are instructed to head to the bridge.

>>50043352
>she'd be about to kiss him when >>50043330
>she'd raise an eyebrow,
and why would you be so keen for your little sister to get laid? I mean, it's good to see you smiling but that's just a little too weird.

>>50043352
With all due respect Lt. It's because it's obvious that the two of you want to. so just do it already.

>>50043411
I've already got a Little sister trooper. And you sure as hell aren't her.

>His smile would be hidden by his helmet.

Mostly because I don't have the constant urge hide my stuff, or to stab her when she comes near me....

>>50043353
Those 'spiky gitz' won't have a chance, I would feel sorry for them.....except I wouldn't do that.
>Alice is grinning herself.

>>50043450
>pouts.
is this becuse I drew a smiley face on your mask?

>>50043325
>If the old man wasn't already smiling. Then her comment would have caused it to happen.

I agree entirely Miss Wellesley.

>>50043451
>the poorly disguised Ork would nod and laugh before spotting >>50043370
'scuse me Alice luv, I ithnk I see some one I know.
>he'd march towards the 'guardman' and lean down close to his ear before whispering.
been there done that, my adive is wear a mask, the ummies never look past it if ya paint it purple.

>>50043485
>He'd pull forth his combat knife. Remaining silent for a moment, as he skillfully swirls it in his hand.

Perhaps... Or perhaps it's because you constantly call me "Tinman" a minimum of thirty-seven times a day.

>>50043545
>shrugs
I haven't called you Tinman at all today, not to your face at least.

>>50043514
>The warboss looks at the smaller ork
Shuszh.. i'z lokken fer somebodey..

Ye know..a Szternbridgh?

'Ee owez me teea.

>>50043585
>the other waaaghboss sighs, looking up at the slightly larger Ork.
'ez dead mate.

>Finally finishes eating
>Starts wandering around

>>50043414
"Whether we do or don't shouldn't be any of your business, Malak."

>>50043450
>>50043485
>>50043545
>>50043571
"So you're hurt by words?"

>>50043650
>she holds on tightly to Jaemis' arm.
ignore him.

>>50043189
>Kane smiles back
"Experience goes good with wit"
"Would you like a drink?"

>>50043623
'Daarghh Zog..

>the warboss scrathes his face with his gun hand

I'z Ridden da ship all da way 'ere, migtazwell stikk an.. stuff

>he walks up to the table with refreshments and tries to pick up something alcoholic, but only manages to spill everything, since the kustom dakka-armz dont come equipped with fingers

>>50043679
'elp yaself to drinkz mate.
>the Ork smiles, before offering him a cigar.

>>50043571
>He'd continue to twirl the combat blade between his fingers.

I didn't say you did. I'm simply saying that it could be one of a thousand different reasons.

>There would be a *thunk*, as the blade impacts the wall just a mere half an inch from her head.
>He'd walk over and would retrieve the blade, before putting it back in it's sheath.
>Once it's put away, he would turn to face her.

Maybe it's as you said, and I need to find my own little "Malak" to pester...

>He would continue to smile as he walks off. Calling something out to the two lovebirds, while he lazily waves his hand at them.

But my advice still stands. Just fuck already!

>>50043703
>he chomps on it and lights it with a combi-flamer

Werez yer Boyz? Mine be parked outside.

>meanwhile in nearby space the ork warship sits with dropped anchor and dripping with purple paint

>>50043723
>Diane would flip him off as he walks away
>she would also mutter under her breath
what a little bitch...

>>50043647
>A pair of arms, and something oh so squishy would be pressed against Ragaa's left arm.

Sooooo~.... Are you enjoying yourself 'Darling'? Or maybe you were missing me?

>>50043745
parked outside too...
>meanwhile in space an Orky fleet, also dripping in purple paint would be sat inches away from the other Orks ship, close enough for a grot with a fishbowl over his head to lean out and write "Bob rulez" on the side of it.

>>50043667
>He squints his eyes
"Fine."

>>50043723
>>50043775
"If I didnt know better, I was gonna beat the shit out of him for pulling that off and almost hurting you."

>>50043794
A little bit of both. I do find it rather... Normal for being the day it is.

>>50043779
>>50043808
it's fine, I was an asshole to him earlier, I just poked the bear a little too much is all.
>she would cling on to Jaemis' arm, stopping him from going after Malak.

>>50043801

...I iz bigga ork

>he remembers that this is humie place and blowng his cover would be..not good
>his brain makes internet dial up sounds as he calculates his next move

eerrr.. bigga ork killa! Yar!

>>50043825
>he points his gun hand at the random man

FER DA EMPRER' , ROIGHT!?
HAR HAR

>>50043825
>She would pull her self closer to him.

Well It's nice that you're enjoying yourself at least. Though I wish you'd at least try something...

>>50043859
>the Ork chuckles and nods
'course you are! good on you guardsman, carry on.
>he tips his commissars kap and wanders away, apologising to >>50043825 for the disturbance.

>>50043808
>>50043836
>He'd shake his head as he rounds a corner.
>I guess they didn't enjoy his first attempt at a joke in three something months...

>>50043859
Right...
>Looks at the Ork, rather confused but ignores it
>>50043861
Hm? What are yer suggesting?

>>50043836
>He sighs and relaxes in the chair

"He wasn't always like this."

Zoggin' git, iz show 'em propa orky

>grumbles and fiddles with a bottle, flinging it to the floor accidentaly
>tries to pick it up and looks up at >>50043879

...ye look familliar..

>>50043885
>She would chuckle a bit.

I don't knoooooow~ I'm sure you can think of "something" fun we could do...

>She'd give the man a playful wink.

>>50043902
I know, you've told me.
>she'd kiss the hand she was holding and sit next to him, resting her head on his shoulder.

>>50043929
"Hmm...."

>He finishes his drink

"You want to go somewhere private?"

>>50043953
>she would smile up at him.
the tank? we can cuddle.

>>50043965
"Nah, not the tank. Lieutenants get actual rooms."

>>50043924
I think I know something. Before that, why don't yer tell a little about yer past? I've blabbered on about how I got here more than enough, but I know little of yer.

>>50043980
ooh do they now?
>she would reach up and kiss his cheek, whispering in his ear
and once there? cuddles?

>>50043982
>She'd smile affectionately, before looking up, and putting her index finger to the bottom of her lower lip, as if in thought

Well I suppose I could, but what do you want to know about me?

>>50044008
"Hmm.....Maybe."

>He chuckles and finishes his drink, getting up and offering his hand

>>50044056
sounds like a plan
>she giggles, taking his hand and walking away with him.

>>50044031
Mostly what yer like, don't like, such small things while we walk.

>>50044078
>He picks her up bridal style and takes her to his mostly unused room to a comfortable bed.
>Fade to cuddles as door closes.

>>50044092
Well... as you may or may not know. I quite enjoy cooking. There's just something about the sizzle of something being cooked that just gets to me.

I'll eat almost anything so long as it isn't poisoned.

Oh! My favorite color is Turquoise.

>She runs a hand through her short hair.

This is also my real hair color. No one has ever been able to tell me how it happened... but my father has it as well... So that's something.

Hmm...

My hobbies involve cooking and discovering new recipes, gardening, I've got this nice little spice garden up in my room on the Judgement. uhmm... and collecting rocks.

...What? I grew up on a mining world, and it's a pretty easy hobby to get into.

>>50044439
Better than collecting rotten sticks and flesh-eating bugs, I can tell yer that.

>>50044561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10n1ZJGx7A0

Well even those can be interesting in there own way Ragaa. But you know what I find even more interesting than anything else?
>She would go onto the tips of her toes, before flinging her arms around the Feral Worlder Cyborg's neck, and passionately kissing him.

You...

>She would smile before continuing to walk down the corridor.

Now then... you said you had something planned fo-

>Her voice is suddenly cut off but the sound of an explosion coming from the surface. Causing the tunnel itself to shake, and the lights to momentarily flicker. on and off.
>Dust starts to fall from the ceiling, as the shock-wave of another explosion shakes the tunnel.
>Melissa lets out a loud scream as another explosion occurs directly above them. Causing the roof to collapse

>>50044726
No!
>He leaps to her, shielding her from as much debris as he can

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>50044757
rolling for quantity of debris body blocked

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>50044726
>comes running down the corridor.
>starts lifting rubble.
iz anywun there!?
rolling to dig them out with plus five for being a big guy

>>50044726
>Sirens would begin to go off all around the Imperial owned Tau base, as a group of Dark Eldar fighters and troops appear as if from no where. Raining death upon the airfield.
>Malak himself would be thrown off his feet by the shaking from a nearby explosion.

Shit! What the hell is going on!? Are we under attack?