SSS (Special Snowflake Subversion) thread

>>50035075
A girl who was raised from birth to be a warrior, a spell caster and an assassin. She can use 98% of her brain and is half daemon on her dad's side.

Also she's trisexual.

>>50035087
The DM removes all of that and makes you play a different character.

>>50035075
>Ninja from the East, who uses secret jutsu techniques and is the lone practitioner of his style

>Dual wielding Drow who is an outcast from his people

>>50035087
One sentence only, anon.

>>50035102
>Ninja from the east, who uses secret jutsu techniques and is the lone practitioner of his style
>He's a sword for hire and doesn't see his secrecy about them as anything more than job security, will probably pass them on when he's got enough money to retire

>>50035119
Then she's still Lillian Voss.

>>50035102
>>Dual wielding Drow who is an outcast from his people
Dude got hit in the head by a rock and got a spiritual revelation, becoming a genuinely nice Mr. Rogers kind of person who got kicked out because the Underdark ain't no place for Mr. Rogers

>>50035102
>Drow found as baby by dwarves
>Dual wields warhammers, Lawful Good, paladin of Moradin

>>50035102
>The ninja is the lone practitioner of this style because it's not really practical. It's looks impressive, but it's way too difficult to learn and is only about as powerful as regular magic on a good day.
>He only learned it because he's a massive otaku, and he left his country because everyone kept making fun of him.

>>50035087

Regardless of all this she is an introvert who is very humble about her skills, sexuality, and demon blood. In fact she hides her daemon side whenever possible. She rejects the training that was forced on her and she merely wants to be a traveling baker selling delicious and exoctic breads and pastries from her homeland.

>>50035075

A mage warrior who only works alone and has slain over nine thousand dragins with his epic spiked chain.

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>>50035234
He got blessed with immortality, and his 9000 kill record has been from going after weak to mid-level dragons for 100+ years

>>50035234
The reason he works alone is because he's a massive introvert. He just wants to stay home and read his books, but dragons keep attacking him for revenge on the other dragons he's killed.

>>50035234
>The Mage Warrior thinks the entire party is an illusion, technically "works alone"
>Spiked chain is only usable because magic is used to control it- it's actually a quite popular magic self-defense weapon
>Dragins are just small lizards that look like dragons, quite harmless really

>>50035258
>>50035270
>>50035276

Got a hearty kek out of all these. This was actually a DMPC I had to play with for one terrible campaign.

>>50035087
>She was raised by her mom after they escaped from the cult
>Became cleric of Goddess of Love to actively rebel against her brainwashing

>>50035087
>She can use 98% of her brain
so 2% less than normal human

>>50035087
An assassin who murders for the sheer thrill of it and can melt into shadows at any time.

Her mother, an influential noble, entered into a contract with said daemon to manipulate circumstances so she ended up as queen of her own small country. The princess's daemonic ancestry is a closely guarded secret. Like most ladies of noble standing, she has been trained in fencing, riding, and archery, with a few extra classes in sorcery and subterfuge from her mother. After all, "playing fair" never got anyone anything. Like most people, her brain is entirely functional, except for a few parts she lost after almost drowning when she was 12. She is a master of manipulation, and can successfully seduce almost anyone.

>>50035234
Pseudodragons are still dragons.
He's an exterminator.

>>50035325
This would still make a fucking stupid PC. However, she would make a pretty badass villain.

>>50035369
Well, they could be playing an Evil campaign.

>>50035075
A hot-blooded, reckless samurai from distant lands who wanders the Earth in search of adventure and friendship.

>>50035390
He's in his late 30s. Basically, Twoflower but he can kill you with his sword.

>>50035390
He trusts another party member, the calm and experienced veteran paladin, to rein him in from his recklessness and to be a mentor to him, teaching him to be wise and intelligent without losing any of his bravery or martial skill

>>50035075
An enthusiastic adventurer who calls out the names of his attacks before he uses them, loves nothing more than a good scrap and eating, and will do anything for a friend, including but not limited to ignoring atrocities they have committed in pursuit of a selfish goal.

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>>50035435
That's just Popeye.

>>50035325
>An assassin who murders for the sheer thrill of it and can melt into shadows at any time.
Due to escallation of force, he cannot enjoy killing anything that isn't a challenge, and so hunts down the strongest enemies possible. Given the fantasy world we inhabit here, this obviously means he is constantly sought out by Adventurers for intel, and more often than not plays the role of scout for powerful adventurers, who, while they could be fun kills, are more useful getting him closer to a more thrilling mark, like an Evil Wizard or a Giant Warlord.

A brooding cloaked man that always sits in the corner and uses a sword that is also a bow that is also a Demon.

>>50035390
Unrelated, but I think it'd be fun to have a character like this as a minor villain. A character who meets the PCs, is friendly towards them, maybe even fights by their side once or twice, but when things get serious, he has to fight them because he honestly believes the BBEG is right.

>>50035454
>popeye in a fantasy rpg
fuck yeah

>>50035466
>shy and has psoriasis, doesn't want to let anyone think he is a leper
>demon bow is incredibly lecherous and constantly makes lewd comments to passerby, cannot be discarded and always returns to him

>>50035466
>A brooding cloaked man that always sits in the corner and uses a sword that is also a bow that is also a Demon.
The brooding man is actually a bard who played such a character in an epic play, but was thumped on the head and now believes he is that character. Some people recognize the character from the play and assume he's some kind of wandering method actor.

>>50035466
>A brooding cloaked man that always sits in the corner and uses a sword that is also a bow that is also a Demon.
He picked up the bow-sword-demon in a dungeon and now it's cursed to always be with him, audibly whispering dark things at everybody nearby.

He's incredibly embarrassed by it and sits in the corner to try and not look like a weirdo.

>>50035466
He's been cursed to forever feel slightly too cold, and the demon's infernal fires are the only thing that can keep him warm. Unfortunately, he can't get too close to other people, due to the demon's irritating habit of leaping out of his hands and attacking strangers.

A halfling rogue who goes out of his way to kill, rob, or sexually assault anything in his path.
NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY, STEPHEN, FUCK YOU.

>>50035513
A jet plane with a spirit/AI has gone full chuuni. The party treats him like a child mascot, bribing him with sweet oil to not do stupid things and blow up specific enemies.

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>>50035169
I believe this is a character /tg/ made long ago about a loli drow being rescued by a grumpy dwarf.

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>>50035390
Replace "friendship" with "swords" and you get this guy right here.

>>50035075
A kitsune with multicolored fur and an insatiable sexual appetite.

>>50035466
>A brooding cloaked man that always sits in the corner and uses a sword that is also a bow that is also a Demon.

The man is actually a late teen, and the reason he sits alone in the corner is because of his heritage and special training, he has no social skills. In contrast, the incredibly old demon brings mad bantz to the party, and in an attempt to not make himself look like a fool since to the people around them, it looks like he is the one speaking, he sits alone in the corner.

>>50035607
his fur have the colors of a rainbow so everyone thinks he is homosex, and as he is cute tons of baras lust after him, scaring all the girls the fox tries to hit on.

>>50035607
She's the bard, she knows when to rein it in to make it benefit the party, and she only has sex with prostitutes unless the party specifically wants her to seduce somebody

13 year old, white haired loli that uses a katana, and is the best swordsman in the world.

>>50035650
Her sword contains the ancient spirit of a master swordsman and is the one actually doing all the work, while the katana itself has been enchanted for extra strength and cutting power

The loli herself was a street rat who just stole it from an adventurer's bag of loot when they came to an inn for rest

>>50035650
Everyone else uses guns.

>>50035650
She was the greatest swordswoman in the world, until a witch cursed her, sending her back into the body of her 13-year old self. She's still readjusting to wielding a blade in such a small form, and is mightly pissed about it. Also, she drinks. Heavily.

A guy that is supposed to be ugly and dumb but actually is very intelligent and his looks never get in the way, his sense of smell is supernatural and will never cause him any trouble. Everyone that hurts him in any way will die a horrible way without him getting his hands dirty and he is able to make a potion that will charm anyone no matter how much they hate him.

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>>50035650
She only thinks she is the best. She is good yes but she knows nothing besides how to wield a sword and only recently has she seen how empty her life feels...

My turn: Impulsive, alchemist, CN, bomb throwing gnome with no sense of right and wrong who says he is from the moon.

>>50035075
It's a kobold ranger that refers to itself in the third person and attempts to act as "cute" as possible.

>>50035513
Just make it metal and embrace the stupid.

Not only was he raised by a pack of wild military jet planes, he there learned of a fabled magic called "Rock" which he has to infiltrate the local high school to learn. The campaign is about his friends slowly discovering he's actually a transformer magical boy who beats eldritch abominations that play mozart and spawn in the martian planet-core through playing Metal while divebombing them at mach 1 so as to hit them with the mother of all solos in an instant.

>A Paladin that casts detect evil every time he crosses a threshold

>>50035812
He is, in fact, a psionic body snatching organism who has come from the stars to learn about the culture of this world. He uses his race's mastery of alchemy to his advantage. Despite his theft of the body of an average-looking gnome, his mind is completely alien, and his culture has little to no concept of morality. Endgame is him completing the Generic Fantasy Planet entry in the Psionic Ghost's Guide to the Galaxy, and giving the gnome his body back.

>>50035820
>A Paladin that casts detect evil every time he crosses a threshold
One time he was nearly beat to death by a group of bandits who had decided to hold-up an inn. The casting of detect evil at every threshold is what helps him continue moving forward and if it doesn't work, for whatever reason, he breaks out into a cold sweat starts to have flashbacks and becomes almost brutal to all who oppose him.

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>>50035087
>>50035312
>She's been trained from birth in melee, magic and stealth, but has retained no particular skill in any of them.
>Due to missing her childhood, she's also naive and inexperienced socially.
>She is none-the-less an incredibly sunny and energetic person with a strong good natured streak.
>Her dad is actually a pretty okay guy, sincerely regrets pushing her into so much training due to not understanding the need for a human childhood. Will swing past to see her sometimes if they're both free.

>>50035312
well he did ask for a SPECIAL snowflake

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>>50035817
>the "cuteness" is only pushed as far a playgroup tolerance allows
>It's Danny DeVito the Kobold

>>50035075
He's a Slavic dwarf that worships a god called Kek and has /pol/-tier opinions regarding elves.

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>>50035817
Pic related.

>>50036021
And like /pol/, he's always right eventually.

>>50036043
Still, even if the elves do turn out to be controlling the world's economy, you've still got a dorf that shouts "DANK MEMES" before every battle.

>>50035075
Jesus Christ, some of these "improvements" are worse than the initial concept!

including mine

>>50035102
>The ninja's style is almost entirely his own invention. Sure, it sucks right now, but maybe through the trials of adventuring he will be able to make it into something remarkable.

>>50036021
>He's ironic about it

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>>50035800

He's a werewolf alchemist from a high-ranking clan of werewolves. The sense of smell is due to his bloodline, but he's a spoiled brat that's too used to high living. The people dying is because he has servants that can make problems disappear, but people know that people who tend to treat him badly have a habit of getting into brutal accidents and so most people are just scared of him. The potion works but makes the person in question look sickly and obviously fucked up, so everyone is immediately going to notice that something is wrong with the person being charmed. It also doesn't last forever and repeated administrations will eventually kill the target from poison buildup.

Basically an insufferable mobster brat who thinks too highly of himself and keeps abusing his position and power without having any actual merits of his own. Everyone treats him well out of fear and he is actually pretty dumb and ugly but nobody dares to say anything about it. He also has some really powerful enemies because of who he is and a lot of peiple want him dead.

The potion isn't even his own invention. The clan normally uses it for interrogations and other kess glamorous stuff. He's just misusing the recipe for personal amusement.

>>50036651

>Peiple
>Kess

Jesus christ I hate typing on a phone. You get the general gist of it though.

>>50035102
>Ninja from the East, who uses secret jutsu techniques and is the lone practitioner of his style
His style is bribery. He's a foreign (from not!poland) nobleman who pays thugs to pretend to ambush caravans, and then he fights them off singlehandedly. It's his way of impressing ladies.
He's a level 1 rogue.

Lone daughter of an inventor billionaire with lot of connections, genius level intellect, got implanted with forbidden alien tech that makes her even better at everything she attempts, fleed and joined the army when she was 13; of course she's very succesful and everyone on the ship loves her.

The player didn't rp her character to badly, all things considered.

>>50036651
man, the novel Perfume would be a lot better if this was the real story, I fucking hate that book. Thanks anon.

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>>50035554
The thrifty old-timer was once a master thief, but now that his body has slowed down and his eye-sight starts to fail him he has to rely on his frail appearance to lull his victims into a false sense of security. After all, when one collides with an old man as they turn the corner who would stop to think the rhythmic pats on their person are anything more than clouded eyes trying to make sense of what's in front of them?

While the lecherous rogue collects wallets as he pleases and gropes women less than half his age, he also has his own firm sense of "justice". Even criminals should be respectful to their fellow man, and has no regrets cutting down ruffians in his path with his trusty cane sword.

Sometimes he thinks back to the love he left behind years ago. Sometimes he wonder if he could have started a family, had he kept his hands to himself. Sometimes he wishes his legs would carry him faster so he didn't have so much damn time to think.

>>50035965
So just Danny Devito?

>>50037150
Her father was originally working for the military on classified alien tech found to both preserve life and enhance growth, almost to a point of "practical evolution". With his years of medical practice and biological knowledge, he spearheaded a team that would attempt to extend the human lifespan to at least double, perhaps even indefinitely assuming the extra time they may give themselves. However the project came grinding to a halt after he found out his only daughter was diagnosed with incurable cancer. This demon had already taken his wife, the thought of it consuming his family whole drove him mad. In a flurry he fired every single person under him, and before the higher-ups had time to pull him up on his recklessness his new project was already complete: he had disassembled the original tech, rewired it to the human anatomy and used it to give his daughter a second chance at life. Though he felt remorse for setting science back so far, his greatest regret was leaving his daughter behind to keep the government off her back.

Not only was her life saved, she became frighteningly able to adapt. Anticipating that the military would come looking for her, she formed a new identity and joined the army in the hopes that she could hide under the enemy's shadow and gain enough influence among their ranks before they had a solid lead to her. She uses the capabilities of her implants to make her an asset wherever she is, and carefully analyses those around her so that she may build up a web of contacts. Despite her augmented advantages she is still a teenage girl however, and her natural clumsiness leads her to make mistakes, or in some cases to perform far better than she should be able to. While she tries to hide her innocence and naivety the things she learns and times she shares also has her form a bond with those she travels with, and despite her situation she finds it hard to consider them as simple stepping stones for her end goal.

>>50036021
It turns out the enemy is literally hitler, just as he foretold.

>>50035075
Tiefling whose family was killed by a devil, who trains the individual to be a host for it's escape from hell.

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>>50035487
Sounds almost like pic related

>>50035092
/thread

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>>50035390
He is also a Shiba Inus. Not a magical one or one that has human traits, just a goonish shibe.
He also has a small retinue of rats that help him put on and repair his armor, and at other tasks such as scouting or foraging. Unlike the dog, the rats can talk.

>>50038902
The Tiefling is also a young, successful chef, and has to juggle the responsibilites of running a restaurant without the aid of his family. All while preparing the Last Meal, which is going to be a Duck Of Doom.
There is also a clingy and hilariously negative goth girl involved, as well as an adventuring party that constantly tries to drag the tiefling out of his restaurant and into trouble. They think they are using him as a source of mobile gourmet cuisine, but little do they know they will be the first ones to take a bite out of the duck.

>>50035454
Damn, I need to make Popeye a regular NPC now.

A rogue with dead parents, covered in tattoos, that dual wields blood-red scimitars and spouts objectivist beliefs.

>>50039166
The tattoos are prison tattoos from when he served time in lock up for getting caught trying to rob a merchant, and not a very rich one at that. He's actually an alcoholic wash up with some strenuous ties to a gang. He plays up the philosopher angle and has enchanted his scimitars red with a very cheap scroll he got from a travelling wizard so that he can sell his services more easily to foreigners and sheltered nobles, effectively marketing himself off with a fake gimmick.

>>50038838
Not bad, /tg/. You win this time...

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>>50036021
>be me
>Slav
>Play as dwarves mostly
>consider elfs faggy
>/pol/ack
J-just a coincidence surely

>>50039166
Spouting objectivism is his way of both coping and getting attention. Since his parents treated him fine but weren't all that loving, he now has a mix of feelings (missing them, being love-starved, being cynical) and has learned no good way to deal with them, leaving him stuck in a teenage mindset. Any party member that talks to him will find his belief in objectivism very weak, and the mere act of forming a relationship with him will help him cool off.

More to the point, this isn't the first time he's taken an extreme ideology as something that makes sense for him. Among his tattoos include the voluntarist symbol, a hammer-and-sickle, a swastika, a swastika pointing the /other/ direction, a tree, a rainbow, a crucifix, and the names of his parents. Ask him about any of them, and he can explain why they made sense at that time in his life. Now, he uses a permanent glamor he won in a bet with a fae to hide them when he's in good company.

He can't completely turn off the glamor (fae loopholes), so in combat, he just moves it onto his scimitars to turn them blood red. It could be any color, but he likes red.

Tiefling bard with a lightning wit and head for magic, whose charm and features make him regularly successful with women. Secretly a barbed devil in disguise, he's searching for valuable artifacts to make his own.

>>50035258
Am I mistaken, or is that just the plot of Dark Souls?

She's 14 y/o girl who can think as super computer when she wants, too smart to be affected by mind control and has sixth sense for danger so she can't be ambushed. Everyone falls for her cuteness and she wield magic sword that can break any other magic and only she can touch it

>>50040238
>Anime reaction image
>Wanna be nazi Slav

Hand in hand

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>>50040584
Can confirm
>am slav
>/pol/ak
>like to play dorfs or humans who see dorfs as natural allies
>have preference for anime reaction pictures

>>50035087
98% of her brain at once? Sounds like epilepsy.

An epileptic girl, made to endure training from various people as an attempt to help cure her. While it didn't work she picked up alot of knowledge from them. People only think she's a half demon because of the fits of "possession" she suffers from. Even with her illness she still tries to look on the bright side of life wherever she can.

>>50040529
She thinks like a supercomputer because she more or less is, being a genetically engineered anti-magic weapon - her brain is genetically designed for perfect logical thinking, which not only makes her impossible to mind control (because she's programmed with multiple countermeasures against it) and gives her a perfect way of sensing danger (because she can perfectly analyze every stimulus she picks up and come away with the exact chance of each potential threat), but also makes her emotionally handicapped and a dead fish who's literally incapable of feeling emotion.
In the place of emotion, she's programmed with multiple algorithms that allow her to act like she does have emotions in narrowly specific situations, but allowing her to feel emotions would remove her other abilities because her brain would no longer be optimized.
To compensate for her lack of emotional tools, she's designed to be the height of beauty and her body odor and voice are designed to be instinctually comforting. This frequently places her in awkward situations as she can't properly repay people's expecations.
Her "magic sword" is a piece of irreplaceable tech (we're talking billions of dollars) that counteracts magic by having her compute the reason that the magic can't logically work on the fly and the sword stimulating those parts by interacting with them using thousands of electrical pulses or temperature swings, causing the magic to collapse upon itself from excessive "reality strain". Only she can touch it because it's keyed to her genetic code and shocks anyone else who picks it up - and if you change her genetic code to make her closer to a normal human, she won't be able to use it anymore.

>>50040636
That's terrifying. Top marks.

>>50035817
It keeps a journal detailing it adventures with the party and is actually quite smart using it's 'cuteness' and feigned idiocy to keep itself safe. In times of emotional stress it slips up and forgets to talk about itself in the third person.

A human child (rogue) that is actually much older than he looks because of a deal with a demon and now he kills people for fun because the demon said he could.

>>50040673
He's completely off his nut and prone to fits of crying. His tiny frame makes it difficult to kill anyone not by surprise, and he's had his arm broken more than once. His refusal to reform has had a bounty placed on his head, to be taken alive so to prevent someone killing an innocent kid for the reward money.

>>50035390
That's not a bad concept bud

>>50040673
He's just a child on the outside because he was cheated into the deal by the demon when he was too young to realize what he was doing. That didn't matter to the demon, though, who got him to use his power to gather sacrifices for a ritual that would summon his master to this world - and the reason that the host was a child was that he was a scion of the royal line, whose bloodline was required for the sacrifice. Instead of having to deal with the best guards in the realm, the demon just made a contract with the youngest and most pampered son of the family and then had him gather the sacrifices.
The boy's psyche went completely under a few times, and after spending years screaming himself raw inside his own head, he decided that the only way to enjoy life was to enjoy the killing that the demon, now under the command of his infernal master, had him do.
He's a fragile, lost, confused and pampered noble kid who plays up the cackling maniac angle because it's that or reality. The demon only allows him to kill because every human is a potential sacrifice, and is in fact very strict with him if he doesn't gather sacrifices - for example, if he goes full murderhobo without properly going through the sacrifices or causes trouble for the demon lord, he's in for some severe punishment.
He's incompetent and inexperienced in most skills and trades, and only has the powers the demonic master granted him. Behind it all, he's just a sobbing kid, and he kills because it's what makes him the least scared (he still pisses his pants, sometimes literally, when he does it, though).

>>50035872
So basically a Yith.

>>50035485
>Unrelated, but I think it'd be fun to have a character like this as a minor villain. A character who meets the PCs, is friendly towards them, maybe even fights by their side once or twice, but when things get serious, he has to fight them because he honestly believes the BBEG is right.
I'm actually doing this in my not!Japan game.
It'll be foreshadowed a bit more, but I think my players will be surprised when they find out the BBEG doesn't stand alone.

>>50035872
>Ford Prefect is actually a psychic parasite inhabiting a human's body
Whelp guess it's time to bust out Hitchhiker's Guide again.

>>50035495
Honestly, that could work for basically any of these characters.

>>50040636
>In the final session she gives up her powers to live a normal life
>Because you all make her happy

Character has the ability to unexist and re-exist either at will or in response to trauma, making that character practically invincible and can travel through anything within literally no time.

Spoiler contains my fix.
This character is also almost physically harmless because even the mere recoil from swinging a stick causes him/her to vanish before the hit causes too much damage. Also everything that isn't a part of his/her body is left behind, leading to nudity. (S)he can only sense solid objects while unexisting, so she can't identify sound, color, visual details such as face and text, odor, texture, heat, etc. Also reactive vanashing results in him/her forgetting everything that happened in the last 1_10 minutes, which can be useful to preserve sanity.

A wealthy noble who gets affected by lycanthropy

An elderly elven wizard who abducts elves and half elves for sadistic and horrible experiments.
Fix is that he does this because he has made too many deals concerning the resting place of his soul, and is working to find a form of immortality, currently hes trying lichdom, but has to do this out of trial and error.

character who is the mortal form of the most beautiful and powerful goddess

>>50040529
Not even the guy who made the war rig could salvage this one.

>>50043313
She's been deposed, and now inhabits a mortal body. She can still access a small portion of her divine power, though. She vows to return to power and show the other gods exactly why she is the ruler in the first place.

>>50042634
there isn't really enough information there to be cringe.

>>50045804
Adding on to this: it has been so long since she was mortal she has completely forgotten how to do basic tasks. It has also been so long since she has been in any real danger she contantly underestimates her enemies.

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Warlock with a pact with the Archfey whose contract is basically arranged marriage with a Titania (I.E. Pic).

>>50036021
So he's a Dwarf?

>>50049724
The marriage contract was a clause in a two-thousand year-old contract that's just now coming to light because fey law is retardedly complicated.
Titania is a titanic (heh) bitch that will make her new husband's life hell, or Oberon is mad as fuck about this outcome and keeps sending people to kill this literally who.
The only reason the PC has these powers is to keep them alive for the wedding arrangements to be settle- and the PC has good reason to skip out on the altar, because it's only going to get worse after 'I do'.
Either that or at the last second they figure out there was a reading error and marriage wasn't what was promised- because fey law is idiotic.

>>50035075
A gestalt entity bound to an ancient bastard sword, consisting of the souls of all its previous wielders and currently superimposing its preferred humanoid form over an otherwise-motiveless sword collector.

>>50049724
Titania has used this contract on many such people before and she uses them as her agents of chaos, filling lies in their ears to kill those that bring about stability. There are at least 12 husbands of Titania that roam the world fill filing the will of their beloved wife.

>>50051254
The sword is cursed and indestructible by mundane means- its constituents are seeking a powerful blacksmith to release the souls that make it up (which would destroy the sword, as it has no other benefit than being indestructible).
The sword collector is sticking around to learn how to fight from the sword, and collect mad dosh to buy more, uncursed swords with.

>>50051254
Doesn't sound cringeworthy. Sounds like a standard magic item.

>>50046613
>>50045804
I feel as though this is a slice of life anime already.

He was raised by the wolves. He is constantly crawling in his skin. He has insomnia. He resents his father for trying to make him join a paladin order.

>>50035607
Make it sentaï

>>50035075
A completely normal kender

>>50035568
Sandwich the tall,dark skinned, white hired, pointy eared, daughter of a blacksmith dorf.

Doesn't matter who she was born to or what she looked like, she was a dorf to the marrow and to the soul.

>>50052327
Unfixable.

>>50052327
He is completely normal among humans and is in fact a mild-mannered accountant. Sometimes he likes to play jokes on his friends. To his disappointment no-one so far has noticed the massive amount of money he has been embezzling.

>>50035411
I like that

>>50052327

Cannot remember his acts of compulsive kleptomania, genuinely apologetic when he realises what happened.

>"FOOLISH MORTALS, WITH THE STAFF OF EREBUS, I SH-"
>"WAIT"
>"WHERE'S MY FUCKING STAFF"
>"Okay seriously I have NO idea how it got in my hand, sorry, didn't mean to interrupt your speech and all"

>>50052662

Nothing that needs fixing, Reaper's a perfect caricature of the edgy OC.

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>>50035513
>his classmates ignorant to his brood and more so to the fact that he is a talking fucking airplane
>MFW
Fucking died at that part, 10/10 kek

It seems like the easist way to fix a bad charicter is just to put them in a slice of life anime.

>>50051203
Really love this idea. It definitely would be a light novel idea.

>>50040349

He only attracts the oddballs, fetishists and psychopathic yanderes due to societal pressure or, indeed, his race driving away all other, more reasonable suitors. He's actually an archaeologist who couldn't care less about marriage, instead deciding to bury himself in his research in order to teach other devils how to make artefacts, or write up a list of safe and not safe artefacts for humans to peruse as they see fit.

>>50035075

Hoo, boy, i'll see if i can go full Donut Steel on this one...

An unusual gestalt of angel, devil, Great Old One and human, with six wings, two for each nonhuman ancestor, four arms, seventeen swords that orbit his head like that one depiction of Amaterasu, each sword has a different enchantment, travelling the world for the sake of propagating his species...which isn't dfficult considering his ruggedly handsome looks, husky, soulful voice, heavely sense of humor and enough money to build a new moon to the sky, and did i mention his parents stay at home to protect their hamlet from various plot-based hometown doomings.

Phew...i felt physically ill writing that. Oughta be a good challenge for you.

>>50035102
>Ninja from the East, who uses secret jutsu techniques and is the lone practitioner of his style
The campaign is about ninjas from the East fighting each other, and just about everyone has secret jutsu techniques. Given the number of people dying in said war, being the lone practitioner of a style isn't unusual.

>>50035234
>A mage warrior who only works alone and has slain over nine thousand dragins with his epic spiked chain.
The epic spiked chain is another PC. In fact, all his partymates are magic items, so they "don't count". When out of combat the items can take human form and act independently.

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>>50040529
>She's 14 y/o girl who can think as super computer when she wants, too smart to be affected by mind control and has sixth sense for danger so she can't be ambushed. Everyone falls for her cuteness and she wield magic sword that can break any other magic and only she can touch it
Thinking like a supercomputer helps with math and blocking mind control, but not common sense. Whenever she's forced to act cutesy she wants to crawl up into a hole and die. Magic-users are extremely rare in her part of the setting, and when they do show up they're so powerful and flexible that the sword isn't really much help.

>>50057568
That second one would make a really good BBEG.

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>>50035075

>>50057957

Would it? I just tried to make as Mary Sue-ish of a PC as i could think of.

>>50058296
>an unnatural amalgamation of magical/inhuman bloodlines, including devils and Great Old Ones
>six wings and four arms, like some twisted version of a seraphim
>17 orbiting swords around his head completing the effect
>goal is to spread his unnatural seed to as many people as possible, Innsmouth-style
>appears super handsome despite all the weird shit like being part-space squid and having four fucking arms, so he must have powerful enchantments he uses to seduce people
>sense of humor and husky voice is probably also the same deal
>he probably looks like some gibbering abomination without them
>has the means to create artificial celestial bodies, which can wreak untold havoc or complete a ritual that was never meant to be
>Parents are powerful enough to alter the destiny of the hometown that should have been destroyed by now
What about that *doesn't* convey the idea of a BBEG?

>>50057568

The swords are one use only. His wings can't function with each other in the way same with the arms, and the unstable mixture of magic snake him very weak and frail. In order to function he must convince others to cut off all but one pair of wings and arms (no mix and matching the magic would be too unstable), and the only swords capable of doing it safely are the ones around his head, and it takes 2 specific swords per limb. With each limb lost in this way he gets a power boost in the remaining abilities. Can can have all his wings removed to optimize fighting, or all his arms removed to optimize magic. His parents hate each other and will disown him if he rejects their corresponding limb. He Can use the swords for incredible combat feats but they are then no longer available for limb removal.

She's a Damphir sorceress with horns who was raised by fey, hates vampires, has to drink blood and whose only friends are rats, bats and wolves.

a battlefield surgeon.

>>50064035
Nothing wrong unless they are a huge healslut. They can try their best, but can't save everyone, not be entirely commited to saving peoples lives and will pick up a gun.


My turn: the daughter of a bounty hunter who took their dead father's identity to work.

>>50064057
She's the equivalent of the Dread Pirate Roberts, a supposedly immortal hunter who tracks their prey with supernatural powers. Of course, she doesn't have any, so she has to make up for it with tricks and misdirection.

>>50036919
actually that sounds fun to play

>>50035673
i like this, i would add: The spirit can talk but only the person wielding the sword can hear him. He is furious because he told her how to release him from the sword and let him go to the afterlife but she refuses because she earns too much money this way, so the spirit placed a curse on her and each time she kills an enemy with the sword she gets a year older

>>50061334
She was raised by faun and wears fake horns to emulate them. She was stolen away from vampires at a young age as she was identified as having a fey magic bloodline. Under their tutalage, she learned to live drinking the blood of deer and boars, but upon entering urban society she found her social skills were underdeveloped in the forests, so she only feels comfortable around the creatures she knows from the woods. In a completely unrelated incident to her childhood, a befanged vampire stole her wagon ride after she had already paid for it when she bent down to tie her shoe, something she's still getting used to. He flipped her off as he rode down the street because vampires are dicks.

I tried man.

>>50064428
>because vampires are dicks

kek

>>50064492
he's not wrong you know

>>50057568
he has godlike power but the amount of magical energy is quickly consuming his body as it can't contain such incredible amount of power. Each sword was crafted as a means for him to win more time, containing some of his power in them but each time he uses one of the swords it is destroyed and that power returns violently to his body, consuming it even faster. He is really an abomination created by a mad elder god mixing the escence of powerfull races in the body of a human and allowing them to battle inside this new vessel condemning him to a very short life full of suffering.

But there is a way out, delving into the wisdom of the beings that battle withing him he found a spell that can transfer his soul into a new vessel, but that "vessel" must be a child of his own blood so he travels the world impregnating women by any means necesary. But before the children can be born they are all killed by the power that emanates from his body at all times (they get something like radiation poisoning). So he is in a race against time, his body is weaker every day and as his body weakens it is consumed faster by his power

>>50064561
That doesn't make it playable at all, it just adds more unnecessary stuff. That's a terrible idea. You're terrible at this.