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CYOA Thread: Halloween Edition

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This isn't Halloween themed but i just wanted to repost it.
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My only "Halloween-ish" CYOA I've got.
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When i stop uploading this CYOA i will post OC
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>>50034414
>Still haven't fixed that spelling mistake because the photoshop file takes 5 mintues to open and I'm lazy
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Well, here it is, A remade a old CYOA, this is actually my first CYOA and i wanted to make it as special as possible, the plan was to lean photoshop before Hallowen and make it perfect but it was only make it like this
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I didn't even got to finish it, there was a lot i was planning to do before this date, like a better corruption System, a drawbacks and perks system, bases, quest, and i was only able to do 17 pages
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Slight update to ASSFAGGOTS CYOA.

-Minor change to Radiance and Battlefury
-Clarified some interactions
-Nerfed Reincarnation
-Made Exhausting and Small Tank have active ability requirements
-Made some abilities and items only function if melee.
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>>50034500
>Only17 pages
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>>50034536
Fuck man, I'm probably not even going to get around to reading it until I make a blood magic build, which will probably take a while. And honestly, if Universal War updates, I'll probably read that and maybe update my builds before reading this new one. You're already bumping ASSFAGGOTS (no offense Ordion).

Everyone does million-page cyoas these days.
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>>50034536
I was really inspired at days, i created like half the allies on my birthday
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I will post the original CYOA some anon did years ago at the end.
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>>50034606
It's only that long because i didn't use photoshop.
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>>50034620
Yeah don't worry It was a joke 17 pages is a ton...
>>50034606
A lot of OC in so little time it's weird
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>>50034505
Internet died.
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>>50034670
One of the other reasons is because i am an idiot,
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>>50034692
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>>50034673
Thanks
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>>50034716
Oh yeah I also mentioned Zaun as a possible place for people to go to.
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Oh yeah here's a sort of WIP continuation of the Hell Invasion CYOA.

Tried to change it up a bit, adding in more stuff.

If anyone's got ability ideas (there will be 20 for each Origin), weapons (10 for each) weapon mods (2 for each weapon) and armour mods (8-10 for each origin, plus 10 unaffiliated ones) I'm open to hear them.

How it will be formatted is each Origin gets 1-2 pages, with a final page for missions, unaffiliated armour mods, and stuff like that.

also if the anons that always say my stuff is shit, can you please post that now? Just so you also bump the thread up while doing so.
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>>50034360
>Halloween addition
Sorry for no update yet. Though it's not technically Halloween related, It's close enough.
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>>50034431
Potato chop is a laggy one.
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>>50034800
2/7
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>>50034828
3/7
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>>50034840
4/7
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>>50034816
It's mostly because I hadn't learned to save a base page template file and then make multiple photoshop files for each page, so it's got the entirety of both pages, which are all full layers that I haven't merged down or rasterized. Now I know better and won't have that problem in the future. It'd be so much better if I had learned that before.
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>>50034852
5/7
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>>50034870
6/7
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>>50034414
>>50034431
You gotta get more ram senpai.

Divine The Senses (6)
The Fountain of Youth (5)
Basic Beauty (1)
(12)

Weeping God's Toxin (3)
Delve Too Deep (7)
Free Points (2)
(12)

Hope I get the ability to at least do a power word: Madness so I can take it easy without the threat of someone killing me for this madness fueled century.

Wonder if they'll allow me to reup when I go back to take the crazy stuff out.
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>>50034891
7/7
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>>50034866
Hopefully i can remake this with Photoshop or at the very least know what i am doing.
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>>50034891
>>50034909
Damn, Forgot Picture
The real 7/7
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>>50034414
>Basic Beauty Package
>Strength Beyond
Whhhhhy??!! Choose this the first time you upload the cyoa but never see the payment method... shiiiiit
>>50034431
Well at least I dont get so greddy, just need one more tokens
>Word Triggers
The word is "Cheese" and I have one extra token... but I dont know what to do with it
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>>50034912
It looks messy so it's hard for me to focus but that's mostly because I am autistic about lines lining up and shit like that.
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>>50034926
Yeah i was half way when i said, oh fuck and tried to fix it, i know it's not good but i had to give it a try.
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>>50034947
Here's the original CYOA for comparison
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>>50034969
I could swear i did put the link
imgur(.)com/a/gy3ZK
well anyways here's the album, i put the old CYOA at the end.
i.imgur(.)com/u1VrG4j.jpg
Here's the image if you don't want to see the whole album
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>>50034906
I'll be getting a computer that isn't a portable stove sometime after school stops shaking me down for cash every three months.

Congratulations, you're now on your way to becoming one with the universe. Now you have to kill everyone who can name you before you ascend to godhood, as if they do, you'll become one of the dreaming dead.

>>50034912
Photoshop can be a bit curmudgeonly sometimes, but it's really good for lining things up and making sure things are justified properly. Also making cool portrait circles.

>>50034923
Hopefully you don't mind having epileptic fits while I talk about my great cheese collection.
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Could anyone tell me what a Nadalias is? Trying to decide what companions I want in Traveler and one is described as a large Nadalias built on a death world. I was thinking it was a reference I wasn't getting, but I could be wrong. The companion is Fleana Uoa, if anyone was wondering.
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>>50035056
As far as I know, Nadalias were created by Highlander.
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>>50034478
Glancing over it, lots of spelling and grammar errors. I assume "treats" are supposed to be "threats"?
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>>50035400
The perks of writing at 1 am when you worked all day.
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>>50034573
The guardian angel's boxes are white. What's that mean?
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>>50035439
Oh that? a mistake, i noticed when i was was checking everything was on its site this morning but i forgot to fix it, but the angel can't be corrupted, she will die if that happens.
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>>50034360
>Housing
Cliffside Castle
+1 Shard

>Domain
Mountains

>Advisor
Demonic Secretary (loyal)

>Perks
Demonic Magic -1 Shard
Form Changing -1 Shard
Study -1 Shard
Shadow Bending -1 Shard
Natural Leader -1 Shard

>Immortality
Lycanthropy -1 Shard

>Followers 21 Coins Total
Spymasyer - 1 Coin
Captain of the Guard -1 Coin
200 Footmen -4 coins
60 Archers -2 Coins
Cook -1 Coin
4 Black Knights -4 Coins
Bandit Leader -1 Coin
60 Bandits -2 Coin
60 Slaves -2 Coins
Demon Warrior -1 Coin
Umbran -2 coins

Complications
>The King +6 Coins
>Hold Fast +10 Coins

The plan is to turn the Black Knights into Werewolves (guaranteed loyalty and a power boost) then have them start training slaves into more black knights. Bandits can bring more slaves for more training and they can also harass the supply line of the incoming army.

Best Case Scenario I butcher the incoming army through the use of terrain and uncontrolled starving werewolves

Worst Case Scenario I turn everyone in the castle into a werewolf then make my escape with the Demon Secretary and we retake the castle in a century since it'll probably get abandoned.
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Don't pick Cheese as a trigger word, trust me, it's not fun.
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>>50034414
And how is the new CYOA going?
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Do you need the Mechanical Adept skill to build robots and mechs?
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There, imo, could easily be three pages of enemies. Simply take two pages and merge the text/portraits side by side. Same for the allies.

>>50034478
Not finna link the rest of your posts.
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>Playing Titanfall 2 multiplayer
>My titan gets doomed, and I need to eject
>As I'm ejecting, the titan displays a message on the screen:
>"Go get 'em tiger"

Well, I was gonna make the mechfu thing like Pacific Rim and make it so you have to choose a (female) pilot to sync up with to control the mech (except for one AI option), but after this and some anon's suggestion awhile back, I feel like just making the mechs the girls and having them just all be AIs.

What do you guys think? I'm worried if I just make them all AIs, it will be too similar to the AI CYOA I made.
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>>50035493
Black Knight -> Vampire/Werwolf strategy was always nice.
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>>50035576
It's my first CYOA so i didn't really know how to do it, thanks for the tip, btw apart from what i said i will be adding what do you think i could add?
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>>50035597
At this stage, adding is not what you should be doing. You have seventeen pages, trim the fat. For now, I'm not talking about text. I mean simply look into ways to reduce the number of pages by reducing currently empty space and filling it with information.
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>>50035540
I've got most of the writing done, but I've got to go over it when I'm not feverish, as it reads weirdly. Lots of phrasing that's odd, paired with interstitial words and substitutions which don't quite make sense. Still basically bedridden and posting from my phone. I'm on the home stretch, though. As soon as I can sit up for long stretches without being nauseous, it'll be done.
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>>50035582
Just have the mech partially controlled by a waifu co-pilot like how Drones are piloted today.

You are the tough marine & mechanic on the ground and the waifu is the tech and comm specialist. That way shes both real and apart of the mech, helping you in battle. Even taking full control of the thing like in your webm at times.
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>>50035614
Ok, now that i don't have to worry about halloween i'll change it and i'll take my time with it, thanks.
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>>50035570
>Do you need the Mechanical Adept skill to build robots and mechs?
Probably, if you want them to work. Otherwise you just have a mass of metal and plastic and silicon that you're just fucking around with like you know what you're doing.
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>>50034716

What would the cooldown on reincarnation be
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>>50035633
good luck then!
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>>50034360
>>50034385
>>50034418
>>50034447
>Cathedral

>Mountains

>The Priestess

>Demonic magic
>Necromancy
>Form Changing
>Shadow Bending
>Diplomat*
>Cult*

>Vampirism

Followers:

>Death Knight x 5
>Blood knight x 3
>Cultist Group
>Umbran

Complication
>Monsters +1

Dragon
>Behemoth

>Skeletal

>Intimidation
>Bond
>Enhanced breath
>Strong scaled
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>>50035834
Danke! I just found a paragraph that was partially in German, so that's the level of editing I'm on.
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>>50035771
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Wraith_King

Scroll to th recarnation skill

260 seconds
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>>50035920

I'm not talking about dota though
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>>50035013
>I honestly can't think of a time where a failed roll means the story doesn't keep going forwards.

That exact thing happened when Mike Mearls ran D&D with the 5e devs.
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>>50035013
You can keep the wealth and immortality, I'll take Weird Al.
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>>50035926
Either wait for the author to respond to you or use the source material of the cyoa as a basis of how the options mechanically work. Usually you won't be too far off with the latter.

Am I the only one that gets irritated when people pester me with a metric fuckton of questions?
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>>50035570
If you want the robots/mechs working exactly how you want them to in the shortest time possible.

Considering the long, long period of time Travellers exist, you could probably make a robot/mech without the perk. But it'd take far longer and probably require a team to put together.
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>>50035582
This guy>>50035635
Has the right idea, I feel. Personally, I'd like to see them both as options. Pilot/Support & Pilot/A.I

I guess just make more than one A.I option?
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Can we get a clarification on the English for Fate Trance and Nameless Warrior?
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>>50035973

Nobody asked you.
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>>50035993
But I did ask him, buddy.
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>>50036036

That's what I said, you donuthead.
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>>50036049
Did somebody call me name?
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>>50036078
They wouldn't call you by what they call me.
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>>50035986
right, I forgot I was posting this.
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>>50035635

Where is the dick
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>>50036138

>5
>out of 6

Why bother
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>>50035986
>>50036120
Also, it seems like height and weight were randomized with no mind for gender. Women tend to be shorter and weigh less.

>>50036124
I'm gonna be honest: I also clicked the image looking for the dick.
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>>50035986
>>50036120
>>50036155
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>>50036155

Never mind, I found it.
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>>50035986
>>50036120
>>50036155
>>50036171
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>>50036120
>>50036155
>>50036171
>>50036188
>>50035986
honestly I started posting this intending to make a build, but I wasn't sure whether I wanted Fate Trance because I couldn't parse the grammar, and now I'm going to bed.
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>>50034360
>Your CYOA is almost finished, but you're missing one image that you haven't found in 3 days
Care to help an author out, CYOA general?
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>>50036124
Right here, whats up?
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>>50036225
Depends, what're ya looking for?
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>>50036241
A generic girl who is obviously tsundere. Most of the other images are less shit, I swear.
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>>50036239
Dick? I haven't seen you since Kazakhstan!
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>>50035570
How long ago did the third gen start?
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>>50036269
I'm sorry, you must have me confused with my brother, A dick, I'm The
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>>50036285
No, I'm pretty sure you were there. You were pretty wasted, though- it makes sense you wouldn't remember. Good times, I think.
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>>50036257
Go to a weaboo shit dooru of your choice, type in tsundere in the search bar and you'll have all the worst deres you could want.
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>>50036306
thanks anon, and I apologize for leaving that stain on your hard drive. OC by tomorrow afternoon, I promise.
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>>50036303
Could be, i was crazy when i was younger, I've settled down since then though, met a Mrs. Dick and have 2 tiny Dick kids
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>>50036324
Man, we did some crazy shit. I still remember the screams.
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>>50034779
your stuff is shit

jk, this looks good, but aren't some of the origins a bit similar?
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>>50034779
What exactly is a biosynthetic?
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>>50036496
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biosynthesis
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>>50035980
>I guess just make more than one A.I option?
...I hadn't thought of that.

I mean, I was going to make it so that the one AI waifu had the unique benefit of being able to do basic functions with the mech like walking and stuff (no fighting), but I could always just have 4 AI choices and have them all able to do that, and then just make a perk to enable the girls to do basic functions by themselves. (And the replacement perk for AI would be to give them a smaller, humanoid body they can hop in and out of)
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So whose buttholes do I have to tongue nowadays?
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>>50036212
>couldn't parse the grammar
Put back on your fedora, poor sentence structure isn't a real criticism.
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>>50036618
Mine. Now get to work and don't stop until I tell you to.
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>>50035986
Seeker gives you two level zero spells by letting you select a new school if magic, making exile redundant.

Also I think it's a little ironic that the destroyer exempts you from soul sacrifice, which is hands down the most evil form of sacrifice.
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Mfub'Dglvix-Nqaw'Gub, ???, Eyes of the Third, Deep-Drinker and Sailor Upon the Expansive Void
While scanning the food court for any restaurant that has recognizable foods on the menus, your eyes come to rest upon a figure that doesn't quite seem to fit into the chair he's sitting in, but at the same time, looks quite comfortable drinking from a straw attached to a to-go cup that he holds with his tentacles.
-/+ Goes by Glub
-/+ Is a hulking, octopus-headed, bat-winged, clawed, fish-thing that once stood at the foot of Cthulhu himself
+ Will fervently inform you that he disagrees with Cthulhu's ideals, motivations, and semietheral principles, which sounds good, you guess
- He needs to 'drink the thoughts of the unformed' on the regular. Which means he needs to eat people's minds. At least he usually goes for insane?
- Speaks in riddles almost all of the time, and when he doesn't, there's a good likelihood his translator might be on the fritz anyway. Those things always have trouble putting the thoughtforms of Rlyeh's spawn and their likes into words.
+ Has mastered many ethereal arts, many of which deal with the mind, and is a very capable combatant.
- Will constantly offer to 'Let you breathe into the deep, dark depths of reality, to sleep among the eddies between mind and form, to understand that which does not exist.' This probably includes shoving your head into his tentacles. Yes, they're slimy.
+ If you accept, you'll either end up a vegetable, or you'll feel like you have a greater understanding of how the multiverse works. You won't actually remember much of the physical experience except that it was dark and wet and there were some starfish with a lot of eyes.
- Looking at him for long periods of time gives you a headache.

"Look into thyself. Do you not see that which is angular, and isosceles? Be it truly obtuse or equilateral, thine heart is circumspective, and the threads of time and distance ring true while it shines dully."
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>>50034478
pdf plz, 17 pages in images is a crime.
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>>50036490
Yeah I was going to keep the Origins the same.

However do you think I should deviate from the powers more? Change them up into something different entirely or keep them the same?

>>50036496
Just imagine Commander Shepard.

Honestly I'm not too certain on what to make it either.
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>>50036915
Captain Shephard is one of six different archetypes. That's kind of the idea.

Maybe someone who is in complete control of every function of their body, and then some? Adrenaline rushes, perfect reflexes, slowed perception of time, maybe artificial muscle fibers for enhanced strength/durability? Something kind of in between nanomachines and biomorph but closer to just a better baseline human than both?
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>>50036120
I would personally like to know how lengthy spellcasting is. Like, do you need a long drawn out ritual even for the lower cost powers or can you just mutter a phrase or two under your breath?
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>>50036915
No, I mean what's the difference between badass and murderous, or spirit-infused and touched by god? They overlap a bit.
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>>50037066
Badass fucks with reality by being awesome. Like Yarrick or Kenshiro.

Murderous fucks with reality by being angry, and is kind of more like the Hulk.

Spirit infused is basically having spess mehreens infuse you with powers (might change this to something else).

Touched by God wild be paladin stuff.

I might change them from the Hell Invasion ones (which most are based off of)
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>>50034779
For Biomorpher, please take inspiration from venom/carnage, the prototype characters, and similar. No more porcupine quills and badger skin
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>>50037134
Ah, that makes more sense. Spirit-infused seems a bit weird, but weird can be good. Weird is interesting.
>>50037195
>For Biomorpher, please take inspiration from the prototype characters
>the pic for biomorpher is james heller and alex mercer behind him
Rough night, anon?
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>>50037314
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>>50035986
Question for the author - Can we summon multiples of each demon?
Like, can I, over time and assuming I kill the person they want dead just get a small legion of Executors or whatever?
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>>50035986
>>50037333

Shit, also, do spellcasting demons need blood sacrifices to do magic or can they just cast what they know at will?
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>>50037303
>rough night
Instead of being a smug faggot, go take a look at the hell invasion cyoa
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>>50037314
Two, huh?

>GUMMY BEARS
>CARAMELS

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED, SO I BECAME EVERYTHING
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>>50037314
>>50037322
>Candy Apple
>Jawbreaker

>Dyed Shampoo
>Lollipop
And then I'll apologize to her for being greedy.
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I'm working on an Officio Assassinorum CYOA, because by far and away those edgy faggots are my favorites when it comes to ways the Imperium can fuck someone up in 40k.

Expect it to be finished never because I'm a procrastinating faggot.

I can probably finish the entire thing quickly, if all I focus on doing is some fluff for the setting, giving you the choice of the 4 major temples, and some perks and drawbacks, and a conclusion that begs you to writefag something.

Or, I can write up a few companions so you can end up assembling an Execution Force either with assassins I've written up,or with other anons. This might take a while, though.

Never the less, I would like suggestions for companions and art for them, if that's okay for me to ask.
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>>50037304
Decisions, decisions.

With some deliberation, gotta go with Kelly/Limnoula.
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>>50036897
Double this.
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>>50037492
that's cool beans, yo

i might just create a last chancer one
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>>50034360
Though I haven't really worked on it earnestly and it's far from being Halloween related, I'm reposting my Kickboxing Cyoa. It's poorly made because I've no skills for editing images and there still may be some language mistakes as English ain't my mother tongue. I've fixed some bad and obvious mistakes (felt bad noticing them), added the much needed pseudo-husbando/waifu option and changed one image at a request, it's not like it matters much anyway.

Feedback appreciated.
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>>50035986
>Destroyer
"Godlike perfection
Reflects in these eyes
Reaching for my place upon stars on high"

>The Scorched Earth
Good place to hide out.

>>50036120
>Invocation
First Sinner [Void, Free]
Prometheus [Void, Free]
>Usurption
Figure in the Mirror [Void, Free]

Even though I have 25 points to spend, these are really the only spells a Destroyer [or anyone with sufficient access to souls] needs - First Sinner + Prometheus gives access to every spell (and the ability to summon a massive army of demons, or have Archivist give all his information to you). Figure in the Mirror gives you the intellect and ruthlessness to use them.

>>50036171
>Esoteric
Farming for sacrifices is quite easy with reanimation spells.

>Hair Level 3 [5]
If the entire world is out to kill you, it helps to know their plans against you.

>Knight Armor, Staff
Don't really need it, but can't hurt to be paranoid about potential enemy Enchanted Swords.

>Unaffiliated
I'm too much of an asshole for even these fuckers.

>>50036171
>N/A
Nobody likes me.

>>50036188
>>50036212
>See What I've Become
Become a god. Sounds neat, right?


(To the author - would recommend changing the powers of the First Sinner and Prometheus - the OPness extends beyond Destroyer. Blood Mages with Usurpation can mindcontrol people into giving up their souls. Anyone can simply torture people until they give up their souls. Souls are easily gotten).

(If you really wanted to make opening the Void difficult, you could require the Blood Mage to have a personal connection with the soul sacrificed. So no sacrificing random strangers, has to be a good acquaintance at least. But some abilities like False Immortality will need to be buffed to correspond to this difficulty)
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>>50034360
Undercity

Tundra

The Familiar

Form Changing
Elementalism +4

One with Nature

Apprentice
Cleric
Scholar Angel
Fallen Angel
Hunters
And again Hunters
And again again Hunters
Diplomat
Elemental
Witch
Guild Master
Cook
Squad of Guards footmen
Knight
Harem

Dragonborn
Brown
Bond
Magic
Strong Scales
Intelligence and Cunning

Maybe another time some Complication be.
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>>50035986

Is my English really that incomprehensible?

>Fate Trance

You cast a spell which allows for you to look into the future. You decide 'I'm gonna punch that guy in the face and then do a barrel roll' and cast Fate Trance to make yourself carry out this decision on autopilot when you reach that point in the future. Depending on the level of this spell you can set an unlimited amount of these autopilot actions for all kinds of encounters you've seen in the future, as well as already know which effects it will have in the future without stopping that first future sight spell you were using.

>Nameless Warrior

You cast such a huge curse on yourself, it literally warps reality to make it appear as if you never existed. It will have different effects on the actions you did in the past, some of them might get erased (more productive ones, if you've planted a tree and built a house then they will disappear) or blurred (if you killed someone, they will stay dead, but no one will remember who their killer was).

>>50036155

I was consulting some kind of table for weight and height of different genders, but probably got them mixed up at some point by accident. I shouldn't have included that bit in the first place, I think.

>>50037333

Yes, you can, unless its the First Sinner or Prometheus.

>>50037346

They can cast spells without having to sacrifice anything, yes.

>>50036827

>exile redundant

Great, more balance problems I've missed.

>Also I think it's a little ironic that the destroyer exempts you from soul sacrifice, which is hands down the most evil form of sacrifice.

Yes, this is intended.

>>50028791

>Are some demon deals permanent?

Most of them are only for when the demon serves you. You will suffer nightmares from Hospitaller for as long as demon is around, they will be gone once Hospitaller dies.

>>50028051

>can the Destroyer interpret his mission in different ways?

Sure, as long as it makes sense.
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>>50035582
I'm fine with all AIs. Robowaifus best waifus.
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>>50036716
>Powerful Black Magic
pretty good honestly
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Uni year is nearly done.

Soon I shall be free at last, after 10,000 years, free to unleash necromancy upon /tg/ once again.
I hope you like new things.
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>>50037959
yay! what's your major btw?
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>>50037977
You're thinking in terms of burgerclap classes.
I'm studying the bachelor of communication design, formerly the bachelor of graphic design.

One day i'll get to the stage where i'm "good", hopefully.

A build for this CYOA i called The Scientist is where my name came from.
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>>50037314
>>50037322
Caramels
Popcorn Ball
Candy Necklace
Slime

I ride the bus to and from work, and walk the rest of the time. Odds are I'm going to have slimy shoes, but I'm hoping I'm going to really annoy my annoying bus company by proxy.
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>>50038049
Mystery box

If you cheat and read it before choosing the mystery box option, Big Sis Yacatect will be disappointed in you
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>>50038016
>REALM: Tartarus

Beneath the earth, we must all keep eyes open. I am not your enemy.

>DOMAINS: God of Wisdom, Trickster God

In life, I lost control of my emotions, and they were my downfall. It would do you good not to repeat my mistake. The good fortune that lasted most of my days despite this can be yours as well - if you will keep my rites and honor my creed.

>MIRACLES: Host, Avatar, Vision, Destiny

Worry not - your patience will be rewarded.
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>>50038049
Hrm. Stuck between Ehekatl and Yacatect.
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>>50034505
>Golem
>Intelligence
>Magic Missile Mastery

>Spell Immunity
>Mana Break
>Elemental Magic: Time
Time Stutter: applies 0 second stun to target enemy, then increases all cooldowns and durations by a length based on Intelligence.
>Elemental Magic: Ice
Time Freeze: See above.
>Mana Shield

>Fenrir

>Arcane Boots
>Rabadon's Deathcap
>Refresher Orb
>Aghanim's Scepter
Adds scratch damage, and prevents time-based effects (DoT, natural health and mana regeneration, etc.) from triggering for the duration.
>Rylai's Crystal Scepter
>Spear of the Magus

>Global Ability: Time Magic
>Global Ability: Ice Magic
>Building-Breaker
>Immunity Piercer

>Slow
>Despised
>Poor Pivoter

>The Shadow Isles

Tik-Tok, otherwise known as Clockbreaker, [Player] has left the game, or large strings of insults and expletives.

I can hide in our cave all match and spam my globally stunning, building scratching, debuff-stacking spells from absolute safety - and they keep getting stronger as the battle goes on. Ironhide seems to be immune to the damage, but not the stun.
If the cave blocks outgoing spells for some strange reason like "balance" or "fun", a Carnivoran can do the same thing with Invisibility and Blink.
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>>50037631
If I cast First Sinner and summon an Executor, do I still have to kill his chosen person to keep him around or do I get him until he dies simply by virtue of First Sinner?

How does the payment for Lilith's services work? Do I age 3 years in an instant or should I have died at, say, 70, I will now die at 67?

How does invoking multiple Hospitallers work? Do my nightmares just get multiplicatively worse or something?

Whole invocation tree seems a bit OP, if you ask me. Summoning a Hospitaller alone gives you unlimited juice for Third, Second and possibly First level spells.
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>>50037815
>>50035582
Absolutely.
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>>50038276
>Whole invocation tree seems a bit OP
Yeah. Myself and atleast two others that I've seen have made builds that rely completely on Prometheus and First Sinner. 15-25 points left over when build is done, because everything else becomes superfluous.
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>>50038276

>If I cast First Sinner and summon an Executor, do I still have to kill his chosen person to keep him around or do I get him until he dies simply by virtue of First Sinner?

You won't have to bother with his deal for as long as you have the First Sinner summoned. Once he is gone and Executor is still there, you'll have to pay up.

>Do I age 3 years in an instant

Yes, that's right.

>How does invoking multiple Hospitallers work?

Nightmares will get progressively worse the more those demons you have summoned. At some point, lack of proper sleep and stress will become unbearable.

>Whole invocation tree seems a bit OP, if you ask me. Summoning a Hospitaller alone gives you unlimited juice for Third, Second and possibly First level spells.

More balance issues I'll have to deal with, then.

Missed this when was answering other questions:
>>50036981

>how lengthy spellcasting is

Most spells can be casted quickly by cutting your hand and saying 'Hocus pocus' or something in the spirit of that, unless otherwise specified. On the other hand, all of Invocation spells require long rituals and concentration.
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>>50037977
>major
I've been meaning to ask for some time: say you want to be an electrical engineer in America. Do you have to take irrelevant classes (history, English etc.) like in high school? Because here you will only be taught courses relevant to what you're studying.
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>>50038467
In college, yes. Theres a bunch of classes you have to take (you have some degree of freedom in choosing which) that have no relevancy.
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>>50036716
Best in long time
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>>50036716
That girl is Tibetan, not Chinese. Unless you ask the Chinese, in which case she's Chinese.
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Dungeon Overlord Halloween Update where?
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>>50038619
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>>50038488
Wow, American college is retarded.
You'll technically have the same degree as I do, but you don't know nearly the same. You end up with completely useless knowledge.
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>>50038672
it's supposed to broaden your mind and make you less dumb overall
I think it makes sense
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>>50038672
Keep in mind, that's only if you go to a full university. Technical schools (which are typically two-year affairs) generally have a lot more career-focused curriculum at the cost of personal enrichment.
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>>50038718
I seriously doubt that gender studies and history of the afro-american basket weaving would be too particularly useful for an electric-engineer.
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>>50038766
Conscription is more useful way of creating citizens but then again I'm a dirty Mongol and thus not fit understand hows and whys of the US of A.
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>>50038718
I guess I view university as a means to get the knowledge to do a future job, not to "find yourself".
As such American colleges produce inferior results, and you should always hire the non-American if both applicants have the same degree.
>>50038730
>only 2 years
American education is a joke.
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>>50037314
If strife is around, I got a question.
If I take black licorice, can I turn the unlikeability on and off or is it irreversible?
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>>50038733
But neither of those classes need to be taken.
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>>50038788
No, American colleges teach you both the degree and other things, and while it may not put you above equal with a non American in terms of education, you will know more things and might have a more enriching life
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>>50038788
Technical schools are for poor people and dumbos. American colleges still have 4 year degrees, they just give you more classes
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>>50034414
So uh...what kind of things CAN you learn if you take Divine The Secrets along with Weeping God's Toxin and Delve Too Deep?
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>>50038872
in truth the only reason colleges have 4 year degrees is so that they can push more useless classes on you and keep you in college for more semesters than is actually required so you'll have to pay more and get even more debt
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>>50035771
Fluff wise, no idea.

Whatever would be most balanced I suppose.
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>>50038872
>think that the vocational schools are for idiots
>go through gymnasium+uni
>now get to enjoy cashing in my monthly unemployment checks while most of the people that went through vocational school are actually getting employed (well at least if they chose something useful to study instead of becoming hairdressers or photographers)

Feels good man. Being an welfare leech and living off from the wageslaves' taxes is great.
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>>50038897
What did you study?
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>>50038850
In some colleges they are.
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>>50038986
Only the shitty "cishet white male guilt" ones.
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>>50037195
How's this?

Dispersion- your body is soft and rolls with impacts, greatly reducing or outright negating many attacks.

Biomass- your organs are replaced by biomass, and you can survive otherwise fatal organ trauma as the biomass is unspecialized. Only by significant biomass loss can you be killed.
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>>50039038
Your organs are already biomass. Your entire body is as well.
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>>50035986
>>50036120
>>50036155
>>50036171
>>50036188
>>50036212
Reposting my build. Putting some more thought into it and changing my spells

>Seeker
>Peryphery
>Alteration, Usurpation, Reanimation

Starting Spells by Aspect
>Reanimation
Save State, Regeneration, panacea II, recovery II, Mental Restore II, Unbroken Mystery
>Usurpation
Bleeding Effect, Cold Blood, Suggestion II, Dream II
>Alteration
Masquerade, Red Armor

Total of 28 points spent

>Discpline
Classic
>Trait
Mark II
>Equipment
Hood, Sacrificial Dagger, Wanderer Armor, Apartment Diary
>Covenant
Unaffiliated
>Companion
Olivia, if I must have one
>Mission
Night of the Wolf
>Extra items from mission
Revolver, Shotgun, Ammo Box, Ring

I like the missions and general atmosphere of Peryphery. Once I complete Night of the Wolf, nothing is really stopping me from looking into these sea creatures, right? Regardless, my path as a shaper of mind and body could benefit from the research being done for the Night of the Wolf mission and I may very well be able to help the poor creatures that remain somewhat intact

Outside of my research, I plan on laying low and doing no harm, helping people out where I can, and using my Seeker path to broaden my spell and skill list. Were I a wandering healer I'd probably be safer, but I can't pass up the 1 token apartment. Since I sacrificed Refresh for mental healing, I'll need a good night's sleep.

And, god willing, having Olivia around will not only grant me access to new magics, but also keep me from abusing my powers for the sake of physical pleasure. I'm generally a good dude, but it'd be super easy to go too far with this power set.

Though, I do wonder if your Apartment choice should change based on which area you're in. It seems stylistically odd for what I imagine many of the areas to be. Maybe for my area of choice it's simply a room over a tavern
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>>50039005
That's most of 'em lately.
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>>50038803
You can turn it off.
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>>50036688
Happily few it pear.
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>>50039143
How many "Tricks" am I allowed to take? Just one?
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>>50038619
>>50038665
Phantom Servant, all Upgrades (2)
Become the Vile Beast, Enhanced (0)
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>>50039241
Yeah, just one.
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>>50038016
God of Trade and Civilization.

Realm: Olympus. The only proper home for my worshippers and myself.

Domains: Commerce, Peace. Business requires agreement, negotiation, and diplomacy. If you need a weapon, you've already lost.

Miracles: Destiny, Muse, Contract, Intervention. Muse and Contract will be my primary means to gain power; Muse, Destiny, and Intervention my primary means for fulfillment of bargains. It's amazing how useful it can be to have a friend on the other side.
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>>50037314
Popcorn Ball
Candy Apple
Jawbreaker

Glued Shoes
Super strength should be enough to rip the shoes off the floor again, and if not, then I'll just rip the floor up too.
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>>50038619
>>50038665
Become the Vile Beast (1)
-Enhanced Body (2)
-Must Retain Human Shape (1)

Evoke the Abberant (2)
-Abstract Mind (3)
-Induce Powerful Emotions (4)
-Physical Transformations (5)
-Objects (6)

Servants (7)
-Fantastical (8)

First, I improve myself. Then, I use servants as disposable practice for my Abberant changing abilities. Of course, I don't plan on abusing or hurting them in any way, but seeing as how they simply disappear with a clean slate it's smarter to get the hang of my powers with them. I don't want to fuck up a real human. Then I can open a business of great change, selling items that offer boons beyond imagining. Abberant is a problem in some ways, considering the non-permanency of changes and limit to one change

Some things may change my mind on this, though. If my servants aren't aware of time banished, I'd actually love for them to keep their memories between summonings. I'm actually tempted to drop Abberant all together considering you only get one change at a time, but my love of flesh shaping abilities makes me reluctant to turn it down.
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>>50039038
>>50039053
>Biomass- your organs are replaced by unspecified biomass, enabling you to survive otherwise fatal organ trauma. You can only be killed by significant biomass loss.
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>>50039439
You can only take "must retain human shape" if you took "You can freely alter your shape."
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>>50038273
There a reason you chose golem?

>>50039447
Uh is there a reason you quoted me?

>>50039053
Not in this case since ranged Biomorpher is more like Kerrigan.
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>>50039524
Yes, I was suggesting a rephrasing based on his feedback.
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>>50039453
Oh, hey, look at that.

In that case....
Vile Beast with the Enhanced Me option (2)
Servants with Fantastical, Persistence, (5)
Abberant with Abstract, Physical Transformation (8)

In that case, I'll just keep a single (or a few) servant(s) that I can sort of alter to my liking. I believe that even if they retain memory and skills, they can be physically changed with each summoning. It doesn't say their physical being is forced to be the same and considering that specific circumstance is a drawback...physically different each time if I want, the mind remains. Although if they are aware of being banished and resummoned at will, that could very quickly lead to resentment.

That one at a time limit on Aberrant really fucks with all my ideas too.
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>>50039382

Good! Another god has already pledged to uphold the Peace of Dives! That system of interconnected dependencies that arises from free trade means no rational king will ever dare make war, for fear of destroying his own foreign investments.

Alas, not all kings are rational. Some are besotted with power or prestige and are willing to see the world burn. A second god is needed to guard this peace.

The Lord of the Night

Realm: Babylon

Domain: God of Peace, God of Evil

Miracles: Sacrifice, Martyr, Gospel, Prophet

I am the god less spoken of. Few dare worship me but all believe in me and fear me. I inspire gospels of Machiavellianism and black cynicism. My Prophets gather to themselves underground cults of the faithful; at their gatherings the Prophet offers healing to those who can receive it, or the last perfect peace to those beyond help.

For our religion is the preservation of the peace of the land against those who through pride or through greed or through madness would bring ruin to the land.

My Prophets pronounce curses against such men, and indeed misfortunes so often befall them. If not always miraculous, then... sometimes engineered.

For my acolytes are the silent order of the Knife, who find the enemies of the peace and silence them forever. Those who die at their hands are sacrifices to my name; those who fall in their cause are my martyrs. All are welcomed in my city beyond, my paradise of the delights of civilisation for those willing to forsake primitive taboos to defend her.

Our lords and masters will be reasonable and rational indeed. Other gods will see to it that they prosper if they behave thus; I am here for them if they will not.
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>>50037631
>Is my English really that incomprehensible?
well you wrote a lot and almost all of it is comprehensible. In this case you're trying to write something complicated with a small number of words. I don't know about other languages, but English isn't very good at talking about time travel with weird causality and stuff.

I'm still not completely sure I get it. Someone who casts True Simulation is basically using a form of future sight ALL THE TIME until their save expires, right? So if such a person had level 3 Fate Trance, they'd basically be a kwisatz haderach?
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>>50037631
What's better for self-sacrifice, especially 2nd sin spells: Blood 2 or Marks 3?
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>>50039756

I'll revamp the spell panel later to fix the descriptions.

Fate Trance doesn't apply to simulations, only to vision spells like 'Signs', 'Prophecy' and 'Death Vision'.

...Actually, now that I think about it, there isn't enough pure future sight spells to warrant Fate Trance. I guess I'll add this on my to do list too.

>>50039771

Marks 3 is superior, since sacrifices don't always involve blood.
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>>50039857
for sacrifices that do need blood, is it still better? Roughly, what percentage better is it?
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>>50039870

I'd say they are about the same in that regard then.
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>>50039666
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can anyone post the cyoa with seasonal holidays waifu's please?
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>>50039946
MCP isn't worth it, honestly. Even if it does feature in a few stories I....appreciate
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>>50039857
can you 'heal' the blood agent in your phylactery once you occupy it, to regain your old body? What reanimation spells would be needed for this?
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>>50034834
rouge?
...
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>>50039524
>There a reason you chose golem?
Just to go with the vague clockwork theme.
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>>50037304
>Snek that lets me live my NEET lifestyle
Yes, Yes Yes, Yes, Yes!
Lydia it is!
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>>50039964
Man, working for the mysterious forces beyond euclidean angles must suck.

> Carrie had another "accident" so can you go clean the human paste out of the office
> God dammit what the fuck do you mean Kayako needs a babysitter
> Someone get Christine out of the fucking lobby and tell it we have no idea where its driver is
> Yes Charon wants a spongebath and no he wont accept it from anyone but you
> Guess we lost ANOTHER Ghostface so guess you need to get another
> What the FUCK do you mean Jason's in SPACE!?
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>>50039964
Death is the only reasonable option, I wouldn't mind being a psychopomp so that's not a downside.
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>>50038896

But how am I supposed to choose if I don't know how long the cooldown is
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>>50039964
Does... does Samara become your 「STAND」?
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>>50039857
>>50039886
Is there any particular order reactions to an event have to happen in?
For example, if you have Sympathy active and slit your wrist to cast Save State, will Save State have to activate before Sympathy is triggered, causing you to restore to a slit wrist, or can you hold it that fraction of a second and restore to a paper cut?
Also, can a Diabolic Martyr cast Save State, then use that Save State to recover from shooting himself in the head to pay it off?
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>>50039143
Am I limited to marking just one person or can I do a bunch of people simultaneously?
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>>50040082

Resurrection would obviously work best for this situation, but you can also use Raise Undead or Recovery as a substitute. Alternatively, you can use Mind Swap to get another body from someone else, or even better - create a homunculus to suit your wishes and swap with it.

>>50040603

Save State works only against hostile physical attacks, not self-inflicted wounds or magic.

Sympathy won't restore your wound, as you dealt it to yourself by physical means and Save State doesn't deal damage by itself.

If you shoot yourself in the head, you will die, because again, it's a self-inflicted injury, so it won't work.
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>degrees Kelvin
>degrees
Fucking triggered
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>>50040711

What do you use?
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>>50040299
I guess that works.

Yordle might be better for the items passive.

>>50040538
You will just have to accept this, and move on.
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>>50040774
Just Kelvin. Without the degrees part.
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>>50040801
you couldnt find something more inconsequential to whine about?
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>>50040780

But depending on the cooldown it could be extremely useful or extremely shit.
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>>50040701
Oh right, didn't read things properly.
I'll just say it straight out: Can a Conventional Blood Mage use the injury they took while under a reactive spell (Save State, Sympathy) to cast a spell based on their state after it triggers?
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>>50040839
Just assume it's fast enough that without mana break you'd be pretty OP.

Also get Refresher Orb for 2 reincarnations.
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>>50040873

So how much mana does mana break drain?
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>>50039964
Here ya go
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>>50040870
>>50040701
Minor footnote: if they have to cast the spell before preexisting spells trigger, it'd either make Conventional entirely useless for unexpected injuries (needing split-second reactions), or make Save State unusably slow to react.
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>>50040898
Enough that if you don't stop them you won't reincarnate.

It's the only countermeasure though. Also Mana Break does not bypass Spell Immunity.
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>>50040827
Sure. 1000 K isn't actually that hot. It isn't anywhere near enough to melt most metals. Or combust them, for that matter. It won't even be enough for even the earliest blast furnaces in history, let alone burn most nonliving matter.

Dude, it's 4chan. People whining about the most trivial stuff should only be expected.
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>>50040827
>>50040951
Ah, misread.

How about
>Tripple
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>>50040873
https://youtu.be/6JsoW6_BaYE
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>>50040711
>degrees Kelvin
>Kelvin
Fucking triggered
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>>50034716

What would you need in order to not have titan's bane + last whisper completely destroy you?
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>>50040870
>>50040918

Reactive spells work instantly.

Assume you had Save State active and got shot by someone - the damage would instantly get healed, you won't be able to use it as a sacrifice.

If you had Sympathy active and got hit by a spell - then you would get a smaller wound (depending on the amount of people around you), but get sacrifice power for a full shot. That is, assuming you have Classic discipline and not any other.

If you have both of them, only one of them would get activated anyway, as one of them works only against magic and other only against real physical damage.

Don't know what do you mean by 'Conventional' in this situation though. Conventional mages don't need to use sacrifices anyway, they use mana.
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>>50034692

So for Fenrir, do your stats just increase over time until you die? Seems like if you avoid dying for some time you'll just continue to get better, and at/past a certain point you'll be unstoppable.
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>>50041082
Assuming the two items stack, I would say just double down on armor/health, or go the evasion route. Alternatively, kite/slow the mofo if they're melee using Shiva's. Or intitiate on them and blow them up first. Sycthe of Vyse would offer instant CC to allow that. At least in my game of choice, that's the approach to our analogue of those items.
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>>50041237

Yeah, but is the polymorph still in effect if you attack them?
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>>50041149
Not necessarily. Dota had three characters that theoretically scale infinitely, as they don't lose their stacks on death, but they're all incredibly niche.

In terms of game design, a character like that would be balanced with these strengths in mind, but since this is CYOA you're free to make it as broken as you please
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>>50041264
Yep. Scythe is top tier in terms of CC. It is THE item you pick up when someone is out of control, and it's best counter is not in the CYOA
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>>50041237

I was talking about what items/abilities/whatever you can choose, and if they're enough to actually protect you from both of those items. It's not like you can just take everything that you want to increase your hp/armor since you don't have an infinite amount of choices.

>>50041266

>balanced

So there'd be a limit on how much your stats increase.

>>50041282

>it's best counter is not in the CYOA

And now that this has been mentioned, the author is gonna update it with a counter. Nice one.
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>>50041307
>So there'd be a limit on how much your stats increase.

Even League of legends has infinite scaling champions, what that anon mean by balance is that alot of those infinite scaling champions either scale very slowly and have very weak early and mid game if they fall behind to compensate for their strong late game.
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>>50041407

There's no mention of how your stats increase in the cyoa, though. You could be unstoppable after like 10 minutes.
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>>50037304
Picking Robin, changing my body, then dumping his ass. He's a tranny that demands to be called a woman without attempting to be one. He's pathetic, and won't even be a real succubus.
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>>50041282
...wait shit I thought BKB was the counter?
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>>50041486

How would that counter it?
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>>50041460
And then Rito/GabeN nerfs you from high heaven to hell because the players incessantly whined and moaned about how OP you are.
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>>50041530
BKB prevents Polymorph from affecting you.
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>>50034414
>>50034431
This is less equivalent exchange and more getting fucked. The payments are far worse than the benefits.

As soon as I'm able I'm simply killing myself.
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>>50041551

It's npt passive or anything. You can be polymorphed at any time. You'd need to know exactly when to activate it, and even then your opponent can just evade you or whatever, and then you're fucked.
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>>50041486
In a way, maybe. But Hex is instant and with BKB's diminishing returns, it's really limited as a counter. I'd call Linken's the big counter. Kind of Lotus, depending on who has it.
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>>50034692

This reminds me, can spells be dodged/avoided like regular attacks?
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>>50038878
Adding Weeping God's Toxin will probably make any discovery you find twisted and possibly false. The biggest problem with Schreiker's Tears is how subtle they are. You'll never quite be able to trust your senses, as they could be there, twisting them.

With only Divine the Secrets and Delve Too Deep, while you now have the sensory organs to deal with the fact that the physical reality of the four dimensions of spacetime we experience are a falsehood and a shadow of true reality, you're also directly open to one of the dreaming dead, Gods who have been named, and thus, killed. These are now pieces of corrupting truth. You'll be hard pressed to not be consumed by the knowledge you find at every turn. You've also got to be careful, because you're on the track to becoming a god, but many people can easily name you, and thus kill you.
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>>50041634
This is meant to be lore based, so yes.
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>>50041671

So you have the same chance to dodge spells and regular attacks, or what?
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>>50041684
Depends on how fast you can move.
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>>50038878
>>50041648
But, basically, the Fleshweaver has set you up to become part of him if you pick those two options.
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>>50041725

What if I'm black?
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>>50041684
Giving me flashbacks to old Faceless Void, where he'd randomly dodge spells
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>>50041725

So yes?
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>>50041725
Diabolic seems to be better than Esoteric in every way. Am I missing something, or it this on purpose?
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>>50041743
Passive: Speed: You run faster than normal.
Q: Shoot: Shoots bullets from your illegal firearm.
W: Dindu: Nearby blacks gain "chimp out" buff. Nearby whites gain "guilt" debuff.
E: KFC: Eats KFC to restore health.
R: We wuz Kangs: nearby blacks get the almighty "Racial pride" buff.
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>>50041797
top kek famalam.

ah i love that /pol/ is slowly but surely making other boards great again.
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>>50041797

You didn't add a description to the buffs/debuff.
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>>50041796

How many of these are actual grills
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>>50041793
the greatest burst of power a diabolic mage will ever be capable of is what they can fuel in one month. An esoteric mage can, eg, bank power for a year and spend it in an hour.
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>>50041911
Angelanon for sure. None of the others really, though highlander claims to be female.
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>>50041911
None at all.
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>>50041928

>Angelanon for sure

What makes you say so?
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>>50041911
All of them, or none of them. Whatever you want to believe.
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>>50035570
Name: Amice
Origin: Female, Jungles of Mezatiax; Feathered God
Traits: Tech: Low, Ether: Mastery, Horse Power, Psyker, Elementalist & Material Proficiency (Water & Ether), Field Leader (Control/Precision), Self Aware, Amphibious, Airborne, Neutral Tone
Clothing: MagisterTM Tier Robes
Weapons: Yuta Brace; Force Claws, Horns, Tail & Wings (3x(Modified Force Weapon + Natural Weapon))
Knick-Knacks: 'Pegs', ID Card, Spiritual Transfusion (Water Elemental/Dragon), Motorcycle
Little Things...: I don't need no Governa's Dalla! x7, Destined for greater things, Brothers of the Bite, Child of Emblem
Faction: The Lonesome Road
Covenant: Free Shamans Council
Ally: Croatmor
Home District: Hubworlder – Outland is Best Land
Hubworlds: Terra-E12 - In Which the Races of Man Feud (Thunder-Bringer), followed by, Regoridiaga-A45 – The Core of the Ethereal Spirit (Home District)

Writefagging complete:
http://pastebin.com/VJqQB0YA
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>>50042216

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
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>>50042237
hey not bad. if your drive to writefag returns you should continue/elaborate. i'm writefagging something myself atm lol.

do you happen to have the template for companion?
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>>50042237
>only getting a transfusion and a motorbike

It's like you don't wanna play with all of the Travellers' shiny toys.
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>>50042432
Aye, in GIMP format even:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwl-aJm3wG4nLWV2NzFtVW9rVjQ/view?usp=sharing

>>50042464
The transfusion is from the origin and the motorbike is from the faction, so I'm not even spending any credits there; I'd rather be a badass than some random guy with badass toys that can be stolen.
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>>50042103
I was trying to find that post where angelanon says she started crying because she visited her parents for a weekend, and she had to go back to work the next day. I'd say that's proof she has to be a woman, no man could be that big of a hormonal wreck.
But alas, I failed. Instead, I found this.
>>49629150
>>49629053
Holy fuck, these comments are not even a full month old. I like knowing SDA can emulate emotions like Humans. It's nice to know God wants to try being a Human.
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>>50042540
Man, getting your shit stolen as a Traveller by a normie would have to be the most embarrassing shit in the multiverse. You'd never live it down.
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>>50042567

What if he's like some pansy ass fruit?
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>>50042614
Then he's some pansy ass fruit. It's not gonna change Angel's posts and people's reactions to them.
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>>50040816
>nearly two thousand pixels wide
Why?
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>>50042684
What resolution is acceptable, Somalia-anon?
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>>50042700

>not Somalianon
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>>50042729
What resolution is acceptable, anon?
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>>50042700
Can authors just not make CYOAs wider than they need to be?
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>>50042758
> wider than they need to be?
And how wide would that be?
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>>50042771
about tree fiddy
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>>50042771
I usually go with 1200px for the width max. That seems to be the recommendation.
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>>50042797
I recommend that as the minimum, with 1900 as the maximum.
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>>50042813
I recommend that as the minimum, with 2500 as the maximum.
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>>50042831
I recommend that as the minimum, with 3200 as the maximum.
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>>50042858

>I recommend that as the minimum, with 10000 as the maximum.
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>>50034994

>epileptic fits while talk about cheese collection
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>>50042797
I agree with this guy, if you're using a massive font like most CYOA authors do. I like being able to have the CYOA open on half of a 1080p screen, and a build doc/spreadsheet on the other half.
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>>50041759
Yes.

Though it also depends on how big the projectile is (smaller is harder to see) and if they predict you.
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>>50041793
>>50041914
>Not casting a Usurpation spell, then making your target pay for it
...now I want to make Vampire Trump.
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>>50042868
I recommend this as the minimum, with Avogadro's constant as the maximum.
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>>50042964

>implying Sonic's got shit on me

They ain't never hitting me.
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>>50042949
>I am back and you are voidreached
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>>50042729
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>>50043040
So what's the build?
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>>50043072
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Unrelated question, but does anyone know how to keep your skin from getting sticky after you get semen on it?
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>>50043099

Not posting it cuz it might get nerfed.
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>>50043155
...wrong board
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>>50043171
...or is it?
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>>50043164
I'll probably just buff everything else instead of nerfing.
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>>50035582
yeah do it
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>>50043202

So I can post a totally different build so that you buff the stuff I actually did pick.
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>>50042567
>no man could be that big of a hormonal wreck.
A man most certainly could. But only a woman would openly admit it.
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>>50043298
>he thinks men have feelings
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>>50043363

>he thinks women have feelings
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>>50043096
100 points? Should be enough!

>Healing Hands (80)
>Close Range Teleport (60)
>Regeneration (30)

My go to powers. Christ, I'm almost out already. Better go for some cheap ones

>Divine Beauty (20)

There's so much more I want!

But what's this?!

>Ancient Mysteries (0)

A quest for a small price, that can yield many more powers? I'm down. Travel the world, heal the sick, bone some ladies, and hunt for Holocrons!

Tongues, Eyes, and Mind would be really useful for this quest...guess I'll have to invest in those next
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>>50043363
>>50043399
>they think they're actually real and alive, and not some AI's virtual reality project.
>>
I wish I didn't have feelings.
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>>50043483

>not just taking all the point awarding shit

You don't even have to use them, they're just free points.
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>>50043171
/tg/ is never a wrong board, it's like you don't need other boards any more.
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>>50043493
>not some AI's virtual reality project.
Fuck, I wish I was an AI.
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>>50043536

>he doesn't have an AIfu
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>>50043498
There's no path back to being nonsapient, A.I.-kun
You just gotta deal like the rest of us.
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>>50041796
I'm still around
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>>50043498
Me too, anon. Me too. I wish I could kill every single emotion and never have to deal with this crap.
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>>50038619
>Beckon the Phantom Servant! [+animal forms, +inherent ability boost, +multiple servants, +persistent servants, +fantastical creatures] (0 left)

Incredibly overspecialized? Yes.

No matter - I'll just have to get clever.
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>>50043546
Why you gotta be mean, anon?
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>>50043569
I would like to have safe, consensual sex with you in the missionary position using a condom ribbed for your pleasure.
Yes, I'm the kind of degenerate who would have sex for pleasure, not expressly for procreation. Sue me.
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>>50043734
>Wants to have sex for pleasure.
>Chooses missionary position.
Doing it wrong.
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>>50043734

>not doing it for both
>>
So the author of this been around? If so how are the plans for that Halloween update?
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>>50043772
What other position lets us look into eachother's eyes?
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>>50043869

The one where one sits on top of the other and you push your face into their tits
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>>50043569
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY STILL HERE
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>>50043527
That isn't been true for 4 years.
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>>50044022

What happened 4 years ago?
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>>50035570
What's the rules for posting companions?
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>>50043734
Thanks I think
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>>50044042
Nazimod
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>>50044069

I wasn't around, what's the story?
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>>50044050

>some guy says he wants to have safe consensual sex for your pleasure
>respond with thanks
>I think
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>>50034478
I don't understand, you can or cannot take Zenix Dione as your master?
Also, if I choose to be a member of shadow cultists, can I choose enemies from other factions?

The idea of a master lich and a cute fallen paladin souns super comfy. I consider using the idea in a NWN2 mod.

However, it would be even better if I could study time manipulation powers. I once played I lich with time manipulation power and it was indeed great.

I feel divided about what allies to take. The lich and fallen paladin girl are a must, but my alter ego, girl that can predict the future, the guardian angel and the archeologist souns very nice too.

Also, what does the white bars in the guardian angel and the gray bars in the archeologist means?

Giving a Damascus Sword to fallen paladin girl also sounds very nice, but not a priority.
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>>50044213
If I could have the lich as master and my alter ego Zenix Dione as master maybe it would be the best.
Also, interactions with yourself can be very fun.
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>>50043096
>Posting the old version
I am disappointed in you.

Well, at least I know it is allowed.
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>>50044152
What am I supposed to say? I don't want to sound like the type of girl who flirts it off in an attention seeking way, and I don't want to yell at him. And I'm a mobile pleb atm so I don't have any blushing waifus to properly convey my emotions.
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>>50039964
Death; how could you pass up both immortality and a kick ass job ?
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>>50044281

>not always bringing your cute blushing girls with you
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>>50043096
>Divine Weapon [Bastard Sword] (90)

I see now. I am to be the vessel for her rebirth.

>Unflinching Courage (80)
>Martial Prowess [Bastard Sword] (75)
>Reincarnation (35)
>Gift of Tongues (25)
>Divine Beauty (15)
>Divine Guardian (0)

I live again. My task remains unfinished.
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>>50040903
Anyone have any more waifu cyoas?
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>>50044266

What're the changes?
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>>50044455
The point awarding gifts cost five points more.
That's it.
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>>50044469

Why are they called point awarding gifts if they cost points
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>>50044076
/tg/ finally got a dedicated moderator around 2010 or early 2011 can't exactly remember, who also happens to be avid fa/tg/uy. At first everything was fine and dandy, the mod was doing his job, however all the adoration and ego stroking corrupted him, he started deleting/banning people for posting /tg/ related content that he didn't like or discussion that he didn't approve of, hence the moniker Nazimod. We eventually chased him away around 2012-2013, he had enough with our bitching/moaning/whining and reactionary shitposting.
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>>50034360
Cliffside Castle. I'd rather have a larger and grander estate, but a very defensive one with a free shard is a boon of its own.

Island. Isolated and thus safe, good fishing, good trading. Local crops will have to do, but if we're tropical they should do fine and we can improve the soil as needed.

My advisor shall be the priestess.

Mastery of Earth element, form changing, and One With Nature allow me to become the island itself, and to expand the island by adding more earth. Presumably this also allows me to change soil fertility so we'll have a truly great island nation as time goes on. Cult will help keep the priestess in line and maintain social cohesiveness, Natural Leader will ensure that I do a good job of leading my people as well as avoid unsettling my religion.

>>50034385
Ship's Captain and Pirate, one to deploy in my zone and one to harry any rivals. I'll need to project power to rule the seas, after all.

The missionary and cultist group will help encourage immigration and spread my influence on the mainland.

I'll have a dryad to help do my job, allowing me to focus more on land expansion and less on fertility enhancement, a harem because I want it.

A guard captain, a unit of infantry guardsmen, and two units of archers. I'll shape watchtowers from stone for people to keep an eye out for incoming ships, which will allow me to have my archers positioned to receive incoming enemies ahead of time. For my mandatory complication, I'll choose angered natives, and use their coin to pay for more archers. Being one with nature, they shouldn't be too hard to exterminate or enslave.
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>>50044493
Because they offer the opportunity to gain more points.
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>>50044533

Aren't those drawbacks or whatever you wanna call them? They never cost points.
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>>50044554
Can you not read?
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>>50044599

The opportunity to gain points is pretty stupid, considering unless you're only buying that shit for RP purposes, you're gonna need them to buy powers. And it's not like you're gonna exactly get the opportunity to actually play the CYOA.
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>>50044658
Blame the max/min power gamers that force the author to balance all the options.
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>>50043399
Angel seems pretty retarded.
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>>50044676

There has been countless similar CYOAs that have balanced all the options just fine without doing something retarded like that.
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>>50044266
Martial prowess(95)
Unflinching courage (85)
Divine engineer(65)
Sixth sense(55)
Goldy mind(45)
Ancient mysteries(20)
Expertise:Economics(15)
Expertise: Political science(10)
Artistic: bass guitar playing(5)
Artistic: sequential art (0)
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>>50044211
So it's not just Poole who couldn't get anything right.
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>>50044805
Poole isn't the owner of 4chan anymore anon. Hiroyuki Nishimura is.
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>>50044266
Eldritch Abomination, Adoration, Living Nightmare, God's Eyes and, I guess, Herald.

For my 200 worship-contingent points, Ascended, Immortal, seer of the infinite, telepathy, portals, shapeshifter, and artistic.
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>>50044281
>What am I supposed to say?
That you wish he could too.
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>>50044878
Exactly.
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>>50045013

He could what?
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>>50045034
At least Mootwo has an excuse, his culture doesn't celebrate Halloween.
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>>50045044
Consensually do you with a ribbed condom.
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>>50045137

>he doesn't want to jizz so much into someone they start puking
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>>50045219
Than you'll have to spend all morning cleaning the puke and jizz.
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>>50045272

That'll only make my penis harder.

And then I'll have to do it again.
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>>50045219
>>50045272
Puking up jizz is one of the worst things ever. It's not quite as bad as puking up really fizzy soda and having that spew out your nose. But it still sucks, because it tends to get caught in the throat and make you puke again.
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>>50045314

How do you know?
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>>50045324
You can't ask questions like that! Show some decorum.
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>>50045324
It's happened to me before.

>t. faggot
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>>50045357

You don't discuss jizz daily?

>>50045359

I assume there is a story.
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>>50045388
>You don't discuss jizz daily?
No, I'm single.
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>>50045388
My health has never been that great and I was sick. Gave my ex a blowjob. Threw up after trying to swallow. That basically ended my only relationship.
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>>50045425
Did he ask for the blowjob?
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>>50045424

This is why this site exists.

>>50045425

I was talking about more like jizzing in someone, that is, not in their mouth, so hard, they throw up.

I don't know why I have to specify this.
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>>50045359
Where do you find enough gay guys that you're puking up cum?

Like, that's quite a bit of sperm that you'd have to be swallowing, and walking into a place all "Hey, I need a bunch of fags to gangbang me" seems like it's not the greatest idea unless you live in San Francisco or something.

Not to mention that most of the fags I've met are submissive sluts. While that's great for when I need to get laid and can't find a girl, I'd assume that it's not conducive to getting a gangbang group together.
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>>50045466
Yup. Our relationship had always been rocky because I'm really bad at showing affection and kind of get off on using people. But puking his own jizz on him apparently was the straw that broke the camel's back.

>>50045468
I don't know if that's physically possible.
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>>50045521
>He wasn't into mid-blowjob surprise puke-play

What a pleb. You're better off without him.
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>>50045521
I'm honestly at the point in my life where I've been puked on enough that this type of thing wouldn't faze me.
Best wishes I guess.
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>>50045521
>because I'm really bad at showing affection and kind of get off on using people.
Interesting so far. Tell us more about yourself.
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>>50045468
>I was talking about more like jizzing in someone, that is, not in their mouth, so hard, they throw up.

Most jizz-related puking is either because of illness that results in unfortunately timed vomit, or because of ingesting large amounts of jizz in a short period, since semen is very basic, and too much base in your stomach results in expelling it violently.

Note that you can fake being sick this way, by eating a lot of anti-acids to force yourself to throw up.
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>>50045521

You mean my chinese comics are lying to me?
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>>50045521
>I'm really bad at showing affection
In the sense that you just don't do anything romantic or sexy without prompting, or are you one of those people who get uncomfortable during cuddling and don't like holding hands?
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>>50045504
I've never actually done any group stuff. Only one-on-one stuff. Too scared of STIs and shit. Never had one, never want to. I've always vetted everyone female and male that I've slept with. Hookup culture's pretty gross.

No, I've just been sickly all my life, and trying to swallow a load while sick didn't go over very well.

>>50045540
I know, right. He wouldn't even let me tie him up and ride him.

>>50045543
Thanks. I hope that you don't have to get puked as much. Because vomit's kind of nasty.

>>50045564
Well, when I was a boy scout, I got chased up a tree by a bull moose.

>>50045632
They're just presenting an idealized version of reality.
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>>50045653
In the sense that I'll fuck you until I'm satisfied, but hate being touched and won't cuddle or hold hands. Love my fuckin', but hate kissin'.
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>>50045673
>Well, when I was a boy scout, I got chased up a tree by a bull moose.

Was that when you realized that you preferred long, hard phallic shapes, and that they made you feel safe?
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>>50045604
>Note that you can fake being sick this way, by eating a lot of anti-acids to force yourself to throw up.
I've spent my entire life not getting this. Instead of wasting money, why not just press the back of your tongue over your throat and try to breathe?
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>>50045673
>Well, when I was a boy scout, I got chased up a tree by a bull moose.
I meant personality stuff, like >>50045717

What don't you like about that PDA stuff?

>>50045733
>and that they made you feel safe?
He sounds dominant, not submissive.
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>>50045745
>why not just press the back of your tongue over your throat and try to breathe?
Never worked for me, just made me feel like I was blocked off from air, like trying to breathe through a plastic bag.

Similar to the standard "jam your fingers down your throat". Didn't even feel the gag reflex, it was just vaguely uncomfortable.
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>>50045717
>won't cuddle or hold hands.
Went from decent husbando to garbage-tier in a single sentence.
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>>50045733
Don't really use them to feel safe. I use them to get off. I enjoy watching a guy's face when he's tied up, but enjoying me riding him. Then when I finish before him and get off... It's delicious.

>>50045778
Kinda. Probably from some sort of derangement that I've got.
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>>50044505
So if he's gone now, then what's the issue?
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This thread got pretty gay very quickly.
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>>50045839
>not wanting a man to fix

>>50045851
>Probably from some sort of derangement that I've got.
Go on.
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>>50045891
Some of us might be girls.
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>>50045921
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>>50045839
You would probably get me to do it, but I'll squirm uncomfortably. It's not my thing.

>>50045891
Sorry, anon, CYOAG tends to do that.

>>50045894
Well, I'm pretty whacked. Seeing a psych for depression and conversion disorder. They're going to be starting me on pills since like eight years of therapy have only been slightly effective.
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>>50045894
There's a difference between a fixer-upper and a fundamentally defective guy.

Physical contact with people you are attracted to is meant to be enjoyable. Seratonin release from non-sexual physical affection is a basic function of biology. Not enjoying hugs, kissing, cuddling, or handholding is a physical flaw, a sign that something isn't right with him
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>>50045921
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>>50038672
>>50038718
baccalaureate means well read, its not retarded per se given we're talking about university. Whats retarded is the idea that everyone goes for a university degree
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>>50045989

>Not enjoying hugs, kissing, cuddling, or handholding

What if I do enjoy these, but only with little girls?
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>>50043515
>>50044481
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>>50038782
No finnish friend I agree. Conscription is moral obligation of all citizens.
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>>50045971
>Well, I'm pretty whacked. Seeing a psych for depression and conversion disorder.
Ok, but what does that actually mean in terms of your personality, thoughts, etc?

>>50045989
That could change. I don't like being touched much but I'm sure I could learn to love it.

>>50045929
>>50045998
"Some of us" sadly not including me.
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>>50045989
>Not liking handholding is a physical flaw
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>>50044356

If it's Sandman Death, then mai waifu.
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>>50045921
Those of us who are anon are dykes anon.
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>>50046066

Nice digits
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>>50045887
Because during the Nazimod's reign alot of people were scared off. People were too afraid of posting off topic content or creating off topic threads in the fear of getting permabanned. So without those people, the newfags that replace them just regurgitate the most popular content and beliefs on the board, the behavior becomes reinforced with every new generation of newfags by memes and mob mentality, so now /tg/ is strictly about traditional gaming.

It also doesn't help that SJW and /pol/ shitposters have made the general populous of /tg/ incredibly insular.
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>>50046105
>are dykes

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>>50045989
Not everyone's permanently defective if their serotonin uptake doesn't work properly. That's actually one of the easiest mental illness things to fix. If any mental illness things are easy to fix.

>>50046035
Well, depression's depression. So that's probably the easy one to get how it works. Conversion disorder is an anxiety disorder where stress basically is pushed off onto the body. It's kind of medieval shit like having an arm go numb when too stressed. As for personality, I like to spend time alone reading and making stuff. Don't really have any friends, but I'm good at making acquaintances. I tend to treat most social events as though I were putting on a show. But then it tires me out to act like I'm a people person when I'm not.
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>>50046307
>I tend to treat most social events as though I were putting on a show. But then it tires me out to act like I'm a people person when I'm not.
Sounds like you're just introverted. Why don't you like physical contact from your lovers?
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