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TAKE THE KNOT!!!

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TAKE THE KNOT!!!
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>>50002828
Truly The Hung is the greatest chapter to serve The Emperor.
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>>50002851
They are served well by Chapter Master Lupus Irrumator.
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>>50002905
*Chapter Master Lupus Pistor
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Brother Culus Pugno
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>>50003197
fug :D
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I can't believe I'm doing this but could the joke perhaps be explained. I gather that it in some way is politically incorrect, probably cause it brings lynching to mind right?
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>This thread
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>>50003227
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>>50003242
Beat me to it.
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>>50003242

....your shitting me.
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>>50003242
>Favorable relations with the Space Wolves
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>>50003242
TAKE IT! TAKE THE KNOT!
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>>50003308
No, it's that bereft of comedy.
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>>50003347
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>>50003379
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This would have stopped being funny a long time ago if it wasn't or the fact that not only the guy wasa one hundred percent serious and proud of his work, but also the whole idea is pretty cool, if it wasn't for the "TAKE THE KNOT" battlecry
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>>50003586
> t. the creator of the Hung
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>>50003624
"hanged
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>>50003226
I thought chapter generator was random?
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>>50003691
There is Chapter Constructor mode (works with loyalists only).
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>>50003586
They're oblivious to the doble entendres they speak, it's a geneseed defect.
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>>50003734
Lol.
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>>50003463
Still wishing for a hanged to appear on a W.I.P thread, someday.. someday....
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>>50004089
I'll cast another Horus Heresy marine and do it.
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>>50003691
>>50003701
What program are you talking about?
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>>50004246
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/282304-chapter-generator/
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>>50002828
No thanks, we only keep what we kill
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>>50004376
You ruined the thread.

Sage
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>>50004405
>butthurt knotfag detected
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So here's a though; let's actually roll something for them. I'll start
(Rolled a 2) 1-4 Strategic Prognostication - "Our tarot cards say there's going to be a threat here, maybe. Found a Chapter!"
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Let's roll for founding (30) 35th Millennium nothing special so far.
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>>50004459
We already know some of the stuff about them, they're from a prison world and they recruit from the sons of executioners. We also know they are Ultramarines successors.
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>>50004450
You posted your gay little chapter with some "heh... nothin personnel kid..." shit.

Get fucked, GeeDubs will adopt this shit just like Grendel. Enjoy being on the wrong side of history bucko.
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Yeah but everything else is up for grabs. I mean we ought to add something after the fifth of sixth time we pass this joke around, right?

Also rolling for Gene-Seed purity
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Got a 3 so these boys in black as just as pure as the boys in blue.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>50004557
is it a d10 or d100?
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>>50004542
>You posted your gay little chapter with some "heh... nothin personnel kid..." shit.
>He doesn't know about the /tg/'s Ice Wraiths
lurk moar fag
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>>50004635
>implying anyone should read 1d4chan
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>>50004644
Kys faggot
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>>50004661
Your a mega ass-faggot, end your life fuckwad.
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>>50004661
> Trying THIS hard to fit in
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ah by bad I was using d100
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>50004718
okay what are we rolling for?
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>>50004688
>>50004703
Faggots. Go back /r/cuckold
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>>50004644
>1d4chan
>implying anyone still uses it
We archives for this reason you numbnuts. Plus they were an enjoyable series of threads, and the chapter was surprisingly lighthearted and entertaining to make stuff for despite being Blood Angels Successors based loosely off of Riddick
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>>50004824
What the fuck are you on about. You and I are on exactly the same page about 1d4chan being shit. Goddamn you are some sort of chucklefuck,
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>>50004822
>literally Navy Seal Copypasta levels ofcringe and tryhard.
Please be a copypasta, otherwise I might lose another ounce of faith in humanity
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>>50004852
I don't think it is.
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>>50004852
You have any left?
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>>50004842
I'm sorry, were you trying to say something? Your English broke apart there at the end
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>>50004723
Ah we were rolling for Gene Seed Purity. Sorry my bad. We'll just go with your 7
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>>50004948
So that means they've got Altered Stock. Not so pure. I got a 6 so they're missing a zygote; which one should we remove?
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>>50004896
>>50004852
It is. Apparently its some redditor copypasta, meaning this fag is some tryhard redditor trying to get posted on /s4s/ or something.

I still find it hard to believe that fags this pathetic still exist
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>>50002828
I propose this as the new banner of the Hanged, as to show their allegiance with the Space Wolves!
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>>50004975
Stop fucking rolling dice at your computer or whatever you are doing. If you want to roll by yourself in your room then why even post?
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>>50005012
...I've fapped to worse.
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>>50005012
Too far, The Hanged aren't over the top faggots, they are unable to understand how what's being said can be taken out of context and they don't know High Gothic.
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>>50005041
...I don't know how to roll the dice; I'm kinda slow.
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>>50005088
What do you mean, battle brother? Such a ferocious beast, with blood staining it's cheeks, adorning our banner would surely strike fear into all heretics who lay their eyes upon it!
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>>50005123
...That's what you said about the last banner and the Blood Angels still haven't stopped snickering. Are you certain?
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>>50005088
So in other words, the only reason why the Space Wolves let them hang around with them is because they find them to be funny as all hell?
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>>50005123
They aren't retarded, just oblivious.

>>50005101
Let's just start over "dice+1d10" in the options field.

Why were the Hanged founded?
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>>50004822
Faggot go kys
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>>50005101
You're not slow.

You are a disgrace. You have in front of you the entire goddamn internet. The sum total of public human knowledge.
You could educate yourself. You could READ THE FUCKING STICKY. You could have donenthose but instead you just blundered ahead.

Seriously just read the fucking sticky you cocksucker.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>50005155
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>>50005151
Who said the Space Wolves hang out with them?
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>>50005158
>giving (You)s to the pasta fag
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>>50005167
Well it's nice to meet you too.
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>>50005169
They were founded to counter something, probably xenos or heretics.

When were they founded (1d100)?
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>>50005169
So they were made as counter; but to what?
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>>50005137
The pitiful Blood Ravens would not know what ferocity was unless it grabbed them by the nose! Believe me, battle brother, when we adorn our frigates with this insignia, all the heretics across the galaxy will bow in fear to the will of the Emperor! The Space Wolves even said they would give us a good "yife-ing" if we did so!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>50005200
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>>50005220
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>>50005227
So we're the new boys on the block; maybe we were made to counter Necrons?
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>>50005227
Ok, the Hanged were founded during the 40th millenia. They're pretty new all things considered.

We already know they are an Ultramarines successor, so roll 1d10 to find out how pure our seed is.
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>>50005227
So we're new; maybe we were made to counter the relatively recent Necron presence?
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>>50005250
Could be, seems pretty grim and cvlt.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>50005261
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>>50005191
Is it obvious I've answered people asking how to roll before?
Got sick of it, had to get it out of my system. Sorry for being actually mad there.
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>>50005281
WERE FUCKING PURE

What's our chapter demeanour? 1d10
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>>50005281
Unsurprisingly for Ultramarines we're pure. As the Sons of Girlyman should be.
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>>50005282
No problem I was out of line; I'm more of a lurker so I'm a bit behind. Sorry to upset you.
Thank you for your advice.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>50005296
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>>50003586
>Implying the creator didn't know exactly what he was doing in order to make the spergs make another shit /tg/ meme joke.
Seriously.
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>>50005345
Not only are they pure but they also cherish purity. Purity Above All is how they live and fight.

Just flip a coin this time to see if we have a Chapter Flaw, heads is yes, tails in no.
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>>50005345
...We hate mutants. We use hanging imagery and we hate mutants.
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We really should have a 1d4chan page for these guys
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>>50005397
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

I got a heads so we roll here we go
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>>50005421
you can flip coins by typing 1d2.
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>>50005421
Aaaaaaaaaand we got Chapter Cult for 2000 Alex. Anyone want to talk about that? Maybe an unhealthy focus on Martyrdom? Or perhaps we keep our planet pure using some sort of religious eugenics?
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>>50005421
They are a chapter cult, some of their rituals might be weird or unsavory.

Roll 1d100 to find out who our chapter legend is.
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>>50005430
Well I feel stupider now. You're right I am a disgrace. But I'm American so no Sudoku for me.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>50005457
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>>50005501
Our Chapter Master >>50002918 is our hero of legend, another 1d100 to see what he did.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>50005501
So he was a Chapter Master who did...
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>>50005521
He slew a Daemon Prince.

We already know the home world is a prison planet, but what's the environment like? 1d100
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>>50005521
Killing a Demon Prince? I guess we're a counter to Heretics now rather than Alien's.
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>>50005562
They could specialize against Slaanesh aligned daemons. They probably commit the most crimes out of all daemons.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>50005546
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>>50005596
They come from an ocean prison planet. So like Prison Rapture?

1d10 to see how in control of it they are.
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>>50005596
We'll go Medieval on 'em
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>>50005618
no we skipped that one because we are a prison planet.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>50005613
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>>50005638
They have Stewardship over the planet.

1d10 to see how far they diverge from the codex astartes.
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>>50005638
...Right. Blundering on as always. Anyway so we're Distant Rule.
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>>50005657
oh shit you're right. Distant rule it is.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>50005657
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>>50005675
Unsurprisingly they are Codex Adherent.

1d10 to find out what kind of combat is best.
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>>50005675
Also befitting Ultramarines we adhere to the Codex; !
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>>50004246
https://bitbucket.org/chaptergenerator/chaptergenerator/downloads
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>50005689
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>>50005710
Shock and Awe.

1d100 for chapter beliefs.
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>>50005748
>shock and awe

Oh their foes will be shocked, the speartip of their forces will penetrate deep behind enemy lines, and then the base of their forces will expand outwards, hard as iron, cutting off any escape as the Hanged unleash their purifying vollies all over their foes.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>50005748
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>>50005882
They revere the Rowboat.

1d10 to see how many there are.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>50005930
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>>50005975
Nominal strength, we have a full 1000

1d100 WHo are our friends?
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>50005996
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>>50006144
It's another Chapter: any suggestions?
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>>50006168
I guess space wolves, that's what the furries were screaming about earlier.
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>>50003242
He made their hands purple. No way he didn't know what he was doing.
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>>50003624
>the Hung
>a chapter claiming to be a Salamanders successor, known for their overuse of large armaments, particularly plasma cannons and lascannons. Other chapters criticize them for not using their weaponry in the most efficient manner and instead making up for their shortcomings with size and firepower. They have good relations with the Sisters of Battle.
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>>50006257

>SCORCHED.com
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The Black Stallions
Or a space wolves successor
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>>50002828
This is some /b/ tier shit.
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>>50003242
This is some serious reaching... You anti space wolves are the worst furries out there
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