>The blacksmith steals your prize-winning goat But why?

To make goatsteel of course?

Godspeed fair blacksmith.

>>49993928
His got too loose.

>>49993928
It's part of his culture. If he gets away with the goat then he earns the right to marry you.

He doesn't own any livestock and want to practice crafting bardings.

>>49993928
He wants the right to shoe your horse.

>>49993928
He wants to armor up the goat.

It's a well kept secret that pig iron is in fact goat iron.

It is the worlds most durable goat, he wants to test if its a good anvil.

He's bet his last month's earnings against your horse at the races, and he's trying to upset your horse so it does poorly (and the missus won't kill him for blowing all their coin on gambling again).

He's a goatlover

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>>49993928
To fuck of course

Because he wants to ear it without paying.

Awfully hard to smith iron with one hand isn't it, theif?

>>49993928
Because the blacksmith goat nothing to lose

>>49994249
Source?

>>49994481
ISIS agent detected

>>49993928
The goat knows. Thus why it must be silenced.

>>49994500

Why don't you fucking prove it infidel.

>>49993928
Because I stole his prize-winning wife.

>>49993928
Because he is a jelly breton. Goddamn bretons. She was also me wife.

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>>49993928
Because it's an overgoat, only the bestest of elite goats.

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he wants free enchants on his gear, this happens each Tuesday. its a thing.

>>49993956
I chortled

>>49993946
goatspeed

>>49996438
>Overgoat
>Not Heptagoat
>Not even Ubergoat

Fucking pleb goatherds.

I wonder what the hell goat demons do all day. Devils get all the spotlight with their ambiguous soul trading, but we barely know anything about goat demons other than that they're buff as fuck, seem to work as hired muscle for the devils and for some reason the more powerful ones don't mind being kept as pets.

Despite the fact they have a chance of fucking stealing from the Bazaar and are fluffed with an eldritch Lovecraft-aura of terrifying goatiness.

>>49993928
A prize winning goat is like a 15 million dollar car at the time.

Hes going to make a quick buck.

>>49993928
The prize my goat won was in blacksmithing.
He's getting rid of the competition.

I still have no idea how my goat holds his tools.

>>49997300
Don't question the goat. There are answers you don't want to know. You think Mr Eaten is terrifying? You know nothing about the GOAT.

The blacksmith believes your goat has more potential than just being readied for prize shows all the time. The goat's going to be his new apprentice, and forge the finest steel in the realm.

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>>49993928
He needed a gift for his daughter/wife.

>>49993928
To keep the Cubs from winning the World Series.

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>>49993928

Because sometimes they just get your goat.

>>49993928
He discovered my goat is a metal golem, and he wants to reverse-engineer it for profit.

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>>49994197
>>49993946
Oh, Aye. This sword be o' the finest Dwarven make, the metal painstakingly milked from the finest goats, bred fer their rich metals by Dwarves fer centuries!

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>>49993928
"A blacksmith stole my prize-winning Goat, so I...stole his eyes. A fair exchange..."

>>49993956
Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it.

>>49993928
Because I stole his prize making anvil

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>>49998874

This was rather amusing.

>>50002146
Tell me the source of this wonderful zing

>>49993928
>But why?
goat piss steel, the only thing better than a virginal redhead's piss for quenching

>>50003996
Fell's five. A d&d comic that's pretty great imo

>>50003996
Only sadness lies down that path friend.

He found out that my goat was actually a princess of another plane.

Welp, looks like we'll need another blacksmith. *throws ax*

>>49993928
He plans to imitate a demon to scare off other black smiths by wearing the goats horn and covering himself in their blood

>>49993928
Because he's always been jealous of me beautiful wife.

>>49997909
>>49999030
Sauce on these?

>>50003996
a great thing that will never be continued

Obviously the goat IS the blacksmith.

The creature which has possessed the blacksmith's body and imprisoned him in the goat is attempting to get rid of the evidence.

>>50007692
Berserk, shortly before second Eclipse.
And some low quality western incest comics I can't be bothered to remember the name of.

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>>49993928
>But why?
Over a matter of 80 dollars

>>50007692
Jab comics

>>49993928
He need references to make the perfect mecha-goat.

>>49993928
My gm is shit at writing.

Post more goatly shenanigans.

>>49997579
...In the yellow hell of its eyes, you see only resignation. 'Braah,' it says, gently. 'Braaaah.' ... You heave the body painfully into the well. ... Here comes St Cerise's candle, to light you to bed. One day, perhaps, it will chop off your head.

You've gained 2 x Seeking Mr Eaten's Name

Not really

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>>49993928
Wait!
It wasn't the blacksmith at all!