Nooooo Onnne's.....
>>49991074
...Broke like 3E!
No one Complains like /tg/!
>>49991091
Nobody sexualizes kobolds like /tg/!
We have quest and art request threads daily!
Usually more than one at a time.
>>49991074
Human commoner
In a troll thread nobody bites bait like /tg/!
We're especially good at GOOOOALPOST-MOVING
Oh, what a board that /tg/!
>>49991142
three cheers for no fuuuuuuuuuuun!
>>49991074
I once dm'd a pathfinder game using a giant tower of disney villains as they dungeon. Gaston had three encounters, where with each one he got progressively larger until he was literally the size of a barge. He had attacks like using antlers for all of his decorating, eating twelve dozen eggs to regain health, using his chair as a melee weapon, having bonus ac because his hair counted as armor, and having a terrified LeFou ride along as a barely competent bard.
Later, after they killed him one of the final encounters before final boss Maleficent and secret boss Chernobog was LeFou running a Gaston Triva Quiz. It was a good game.
>>49991274
Fuck that sounds like a lot of fun actually.
>>49991274
>I once dm'd a pathfinder game using a giant tower of disney villains as they dungeon
Did you have Commander Rourke?
>>49991074
Psst. Yo Gaston.Do you even lift?
>>49991142
Not a bit of our chins are at all bare
That's right!
And every last one of us likes monster girls!
>>49993767
Strewth, that cunt is roight fit as a Mallee bull! Crikey!
High STR, CON, and CHA
Low DEX, WIS, AND INT
>High STR
Physique and demostrations during musical numbers
>Low DEX
t. his death
>High CON
No impairment when drinking excessive amounts
>Low INT
t. background
>Low WIS
Taking on Beast one-on-one
>High CHA
Rallying the townsfolk to attack the castle, also bitches be 'mirin
>>49994662
I dunno about the low DEX; he seems to do pretty good with ranged attacks: the first thing we see him do is shoot a swan (duck? whatever) from the sky, and when he goes to hunt the Beast his first weapon of choice is a bow and arrow. Plus he is ESPECIALLY good at expectorating. Not just good, but especially good.
I think his death is more a result of a bad roll rather than a low dex.
>>49994707
You're right
>>49991074
I believe this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJTqmpBnI0
covers your question
>>49991074
Risus Stats:
Man Among Men 4
Large Ham 4
Lady's Man 1
Interior Decorator 1
Gay as gaston
Isn't the IRL Gaston -10 HP?