Paladins are asleep. Post Undead.

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>>49966557
Justice never sleeps.

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>>49966569
That hurts us anon.

Why don't we clear things up with a little more of this lovely Tempting Goblet Wine? I know you can't resist.

>>49967091
Skull on the far left reminds me of Princess Mononoke.

>>49967104
OH SHIT, NIGGA

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>>49966982
I don't drink, and you can't either. Not because you're a skeleton, incapable of drinking, but rather because I will smite you in a few minutes.

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>>49966557

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>>49967194

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>>49966557
Death cannot deter justice.

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Good evening to you, fellow necros!

anyone have an undead monk?

>>49967205

would you, /tg/?

i would.

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>>49967387
Heck Yeah!

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>>49966557

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>>49966557

>trusting the skull

>>49967473
I actually got that as a cloth poster back when I was 8 or 9.
Had it up for over 10 years.

I'm making a campaign with a neutral nation run by a lich who wanted immortality for money, and now uses skeletons to run his nation's economy.

Does anyone have and non-battle related skeletals?

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>>49969543
I'll see if I have anyting.

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>>49969380
I envy you

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>>49966557
What about Undead Paladins?

>>49966557
Undead are for chumps post demons.

>>49967538
Duane is the best zombie.

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>>49967271
Better version

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Skellingtons hunger for ramen noodles

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SPOOKY
SCARY

>>49970081
oh oscar...

>>49970023
Id let that pugna siphon me if ya know what I mean

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>>49969380
dude, 8 year old me would've loved the shit out of that poster.

>>49971206
Until I nether blasted in her mouth

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the ride ends here skellington

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>>49971472
But what if we share our noodles with you?

>>49967228
did you actually edit the edgiest MTG character into something even worse?

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>>49969310
You're just being paranoid, chief.
When have I ever let you down?

>>49971052
That connection joint looks like it would cause some serous back issues. Also, how are they supposed to rest the muscles holding their torso up? No posture for sleeping would be comfortable.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>49971626
>skeleton noodles
>or continue fighting the skeletons
Oh lord in heaven protect me, for my faith is met with its greatest test. This ramen does shake my resolve with its texture and scent lord. And I have heard many a tale of the noodles made by the unliving. Please lord give me the strength to resist this temptation.

>>49967209
I want a detective story featuring this skeleton.

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>>49976941
She was the kinda' dame that could raddle every bone in the bar with 5 pases, if ya' catch my drift. Her femurs propped her up to a good five feet and kept her there; the bleached curve of her cranium gave her an innocent look that might have fooled a better man, but I'd seen too much in my two hundred years to fall for it. This girl was going to be trouble. I could smell it on her.

She sashayed over to my booth like she had nothing left to lose, but I saw her take a quick look around before she started talking to me. Girls like her wouldn't usually risk trekking over to my shady little corner of the necropolis, let alone being seen talking to me. I recognised her immediately, but I knew she wouldn't have been able to pick me out of a bone pile. Someone must have pointed her in my direction.

"I need a favour," she said. No small talk. Straight to the point. She was growing on me, but 'favour' was a dirty word to a man in my line of work; I was no 'bonehead', but few were. I waited for her to continue. "There's this grave robber..."

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>>49976869
Your call goes unheeded paladin.
Join our dark feast!
>Aura of Delicious Temptation

>>49977254

>>49975429
Horses have a shitton of muscle also I imagine a large pillow bed where they sleep on their side.

>>49970958
I got to do that with one of my high level paladins. It was AWESOME!

>>49978038
Story time?

>>49967104
It takes an awful lot of grit to face down a zombie t-rex with nothing but a six shooter. Doubly so when your shootin' arm's laid up in a hammock. I don't know what kind of life you've lived fella. Maybe you were a spotless sheriff whose badge shone for miles. Maybe you were a desperado of the worst sort. But here and now? You're the truest cowboy there's ever been.

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>>49980157
Anyone else remember this gem?

>>49967460
>my edit is still floating around.
cool

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>>49980266
>.gif

/bones/ here.

When I died, I woke back up as:
>bones
>pile-o-meat (formless zombie)
>ghost
>neurowalker (lit. brain telekinetically moving itself around, will full nervous system still emulating shape of living me)

Every one of us has my full memories and believes we're the real me (if it has to just be one of us, my money is on NW or ghost).

What do?

>>49980452
Remember when you were a meatbag kid and couldn't decide what you wanted to be?

Be all of those things. You can do it.

>>49980543

But ever since the whole becoming bones thing, I have a nigh-uncontrollable urge to make terrible puns and I have to keep consciously telling myself I can't play my ribs like a xylophone becaus ethey don't work that way.

>>49980566
Roll with it. Maybe they didn't work like a xylophone before, but now? Who knows. You may have had the best darn rib-xylophone player inside you all along.

In any case, it doesn't matter which one of those four WAS you. What matters is which one IS you. Whether it's a different you than before doesn't matter. Everyone becomes a different person, little by little, with every passing moment. Embrace the you that is you in the here and now, and move on with your life. Er, unlife.

>>49966569
I was just about to do this.

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>>49966569

>>49978038
Seconding >>49979838

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>>49976869
Eat up, meat man.

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>>49976941
Skulduggery Pleasant, by Derek Landy.

>>49967468
"Lock in the auxiliary power, Spooky!"