Ebay PRO painted thread

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$72 for this abortion

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But this is, probably, a joke.

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100 american cashmonies

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Even the primarks

>>49965097
That's not terrible but the build quality is hideous.

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>>49965097

>those fucking moldlines

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This isn't an "ebay garbage" thread, this is straight up Model Gore.

Get it right, fggt

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>>49966020

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>>49966057

>If schadenfreude is the laughter gained at someone else' expense
>what the hell do you call the feeling where you mock shitty paintjobs and models?

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>>49966082

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>>49966093

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>>49966114

I will point out, these were all on ebay at one point or another

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>>49966145

>>49965097
What's wrong with this one other than the sloppy skull and moldline on the wheel?

I guess those would disqualify from "PRO", but it still looks good.

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>>49966163

Not the guy, but I imagine because they didn't trim off that tiny bit of flash.

When I look at Gore, I look at Gore, none of that "not quite finished therefore trash" shit.

Some people can just be Anal I guess

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>>49966163
Lacks depth. The guy doesn't know how to highlight and shade black armor, even if he can thin his paints.

Still better than the rest of these monstrosities though.

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>>49966202

>Not that fucking transfer on the front/10

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>>49965084
why is this a meme

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>>49966252

I believe he was aiming for a model gore thread, on the basis of "How can people say this is pro painted on ebay???"

inevitably it falls flat when you find pretty damn good things on ebay

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>>49966271
>ITT: We type pro painted into ebay and bring back the result

I did as instructed

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>>49966040
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>49966057
Aaa-oh not good but I've seen worse
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>>49966093
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>>49966157
-aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>49966271

And even then model gore is a fine line.

You can have a tasteless model that's well painted, like a humourless "joke" model where an imperial guardsman is on a segway or an ork is flipping the bird. But so long as it's well painted you can get away with it.

It's when you've a model that is poorly planned And poorly painted that you get true gore.

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>>49966289

gd 4 u

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>>49966314

I suppose I should qualify that statement with;
>I think that Imp segway looks like shit

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>>49966352
my eyes

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>>49966665

What? You never see brightly coloured necrons before?

>>49966874
Christ alive, I can see why these ones would want their flesh back.

>>49966874
thats not poorly painted, i dont get faggots who dont like it when people paint their minis diferently

>>49967356
Do you even see the eyes on the one that is "looking" at us?

>>49967394
well yes, the eyes are shit, than againe, eyes are fucking hard i give it to a freind always

>>49967420
How about all the splotchy orange on the bottom?

>>49967356
Its not a good paint job, There is no depth to the color, because the painter couldn't be assed to do any shading. His paints are a wee bit sloppy, but the complete lack of shading makes the yellow garish in its intensity. When i first saw it i thought they were legos.

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>>49967356
>>49967420

>diferently
>freind

Go back to school

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>>49966874

>>49966020
fuckin jocks

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Tyberos, the red mess.

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Taste the rainbow.

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All is dust, even the paint.

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...

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Hrk!

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>>49969793

All this wasted money

>>49965127
How does someone learn to do checks that well but have no other painting skills?

>>49966252
People put pro painted in the title/description for ebay listings in order to get more views in hopes of it selling for more. It's why you see so many weird abbreviations and titles slapped on stuff in ebay Most of those models are not, hell many of them are just poorly done to the point where they aren't easy to salvage.

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>>49969772
Feast your eyes

>>49969999
How can you check em so good but have no pictures?

>>49969821
What's the random thing spiking above the shoulder supposed to be?

>>49969999
How did you learn to do dubs that well but did not check'em?

>>49966874
Yes I have, but it doesn't change the fact that it hurt my eyes.

Might as well post LordLysander at this point.

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thse beautiful models... what a fitting paint job...

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not really "pro painted" (i.e. terrible) but the guy wants 160€ for these. They are a little bit above standard with shitty painted eyes..

>>49971849
Oh gods...I will feel their bug eyed stares in my knightmares!

>>49972104
I don't understand why people are so obsessed with painting eyes.

>>49972611
its what the pros do?

>>49972801
protip, everyone is Scott Summers

>>49966874
It looks like an army of Ronald McDonald's.

>>49970281
>not noticing quads

>>49975381
quads is just dub dubs

>>49965190
>
WHO ELSE LOVES STRAWBERRY JAM?!?!?!?

Some of these are awful, some of these are very clearly someone's first dudes who happen to be on ebay.