>You sustain injuries incompatible with life

>>49954337
That's a nifty way of saying you died.

>>49954337
But I wasn't even at Dreamworld!

Sauce on OP?

Dismayed brunettes are my thing

>>49954337
Get thee to the resurrection man.

>>49954337
>injuries incompatible with life
>you keep living
>injuries don't work properly
>they glitch out, sometimes allowing movement they shouldn't, pain levels don't calculate properly
>need to apply injury updates to address compatibility issues

I feel like there's a meme here I'm not getting. Help?

>>49955266
Dreamworld amusement park. Four deaths in a raft ride. Press release described it as "injuries incompatible with life".

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>the emotional response elicited from an extended lack of a significant other/romantic partner

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>>49954337
Sounds like Rolemaster/MERP snark from the crit tables.

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>>49954337
>You sustain injuries incompatible with life
>Delete injuries to remove incompatibility issues
>Problem solved
You'd also do well to install anti-scrubware to ensure faceless mooks can't affect you anymore.

>>49954337
>the PCs botched their "Operate (Rollercoaster)"

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>>49955361

>>49954337
M'am, I'm engineer, the way I see it incompatible with does not mean it's not gonna work, just that we need to jury-rig some before it does. Windpipe is still just a special purpose pipe, now where's my duct tape?

Pretty sure that's an actual medical term.

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>>49954337
>The GM narrates a career ending injury to you after taking a hit, like your knee bending in the wrong direction by more than 90 degrees
>67/79 HP, no other negative effects

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>>49956122

So is fistula doesn't mean you should do it.

>>49956606
Hot damn, before you nobody ever thought about actively avoiding injuries incompatible with life. Thank heavens you are on the case, anon! All of humanity is in your debt!

>>49956838
I think he meant you shouldn't say it. Like, that it sounds dumb. "People die when they're killed" levels of dumb.

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>Sneak up on a guy while he's sleeping and jam my knife into his jugular
>50/70 HP

>>49956867
Probably, but I still wanted to make that joke. May have been a tad heavy on the sarcasm.

>>49956890
>his system makes you roll for damage against sleeping or helpless targets
>it doesn't let you simply dispatch them with no rolls
>GM doesn't even include this as a houserule

O L D S C H O O L

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>>49955323
>The sense of inherent wrongness and shame one feels when one's own emotional state is disproportionate to the severity and number of its possible causes

>>49954491
Damn...