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YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE FOREST? LIKE FUCK YOU'RE LEAVEING THE FOREST! HAHAHAHA. WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE? WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU CAN'T LEAVE! YOU'RE NOT LEAVEING! HAHAHAHAHA! I CHOSE YOU AT THE FEAST! WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER! HAHA! YOU PROMISED ME FOREVER. A MONTH ISN'T FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I WON'T LET YOU LEAVE OUR REALM! I DON'T WANT YOU GOING BACK TO THE CITIES,NO! NEVER GOING BACK TO THE CITY! YOU'RE AN HONORARY WOOD ELF NOW! WE HATE CITIES! HAHAHAHAHA!
YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE! I KNOW YOU DON'T, NOT REALLY! HAHAHAHA! I'D KNOW IF YOU WERE TRYING TO LEAVE! REMEMBER THAT I'M NOT SOME BUMBLING HUMAN HUNTER, I'M A WOOD ELF! I'D FIND YOU, AND I'D DROP YOU LIKE A FUCKING ELK! HAHAHAHAHA! LIKE A FUCKING ELK!
NOW GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE, MY SWEET! YOU'RE MAKEING A SCENE IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBOURS! HAHAHAHAHA!
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>>49948212
>leaveing
>makeing
This some shit pasta or something? Either way it's retarded.
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>>49948212
Dumb animeposter.
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>>49948212
Epic copy-pasta, never seen before, upvoted.
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>>49948212
>using that stale pasta
>>>/out/
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What the fuck is going on with this shit thread? Is it supposed to be a reference?
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>>49948498
Copypasta, and real fucking old copypasta at that.
I swear to God there's like one guy spamming shit threads like he's getting paid to do it.
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>>49948212
>leaveing
why did you copy the poor spelling version
https://warosu.org/tg/image/eUIFxtj8Xn_G6MFk8e7DkQ
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>>49948212
Bitch, I don't have to leave the forest. Give it a year or so and your forest is going to be an exciting urban development. There's going to be a Wetherspoons right where we're standing.
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>>49948212
I think you need to spend a few years in the astral plane to calm the fuck down.
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>>49948212
Go home Shion, you're drunk. There are no fucking elves here, only demons.
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You know what time it is.
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>>49948212
Outta me way ya daft cunt.
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>>49948624
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>>49948246
>>49948498it's international pasta day
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That pasta is at least 7 years old.
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>>49950876
Funny how the responses to it are completely different now.
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>>49950876
This pasta predates /tg/.
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>>49950902
2007 was a far simpler time.
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>>49951187
That's 2009.
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>>49948957
When Medaka Box gets good?
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>>49950902
It wasn't old pasta when it was created.
Now it is.
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I honestly like this pasta, it's a great take on wood elves.
Thematically it explains shit like changelings, too (the elves like your baby so much they just take it).
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The real question is: Shion or Mion?Please answer by birth name.
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>>49951241
whoops
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>>49948212
Once the power of human dick has taken its toll, you won't be bossing me around.
Hell, give me a year and you'll be walking down the city street looking like a fashionista.
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>>49948212
Eskarne from the SoS setting.
Elf woman who swore not to marry any man who couldn't defeat her in battle. Kicked the fuck out of suitors until some human chump kept showing up at every contest to fight her, and she started liking him so she threw the fight and married him.
A few years later a bunch of douchebag mercenaries show up and kill her husband, beat her up, and generally ruin her life.
She swears to kill all of them, and their kids, and everyone related to them. Elves in that setting can't break promises without losing their immortality, so she is now bound to do this.
Zoom forward like 200 years. She's been butchering hundreds of people a year for years, but the fucking humans just keep breeding. Her list of targets now includes must of the human race. She's a serial killer on an epic scale, driven by an oath of vengeance that she cannot disobey. She can't even remember what her husband looked like anymore. She just kills people.
Like fucking elks.
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>>49949071
>umineko
Finally, a reason to post this image!
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>>49951246
Chapter 55. Just power through until then.
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>>49953202
W-what the hell is this? I mean, i know its Umineko with pokemon, but what the fuck? why would someone make this picture?
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>>49957591
>why would someone make this picture?
I don't know, but I like it.
I saved it a couple years ago and never saw it posted since.
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>>49948212
Oh god that interrupting-laughing is very annoying.
Thankfully my go to character cuts up occult creature and fey to stick their bit inside magically trinkets.
This retard self-important elf will look nice as... hmn something that I can dangle from my car mirror.
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>>49957591
>Umineko
Oh, is that what this picture is from?
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>>49957680
Agh, shit! The edge! Careful with that, you nearly took my eye out!
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To think that there was a chance for this thread to die, several times. Why is this board so necrophil?
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>>49957763
Beatrice was best girl even before Dark Souls.
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>>49957803
Because we hate you.
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>>49952208
What do you mean "or"?
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>>49957797
To be fair, that's exactly how his pic would react
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>>49948212
First off, I didn't promise you shit. Secondly, I will burn this forest to the ground if I have to.
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>>49948245
>bitching about anime on 4chan
>not learning to recognize pasta
End yourself, child.
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If you love something let it go.
Let them go.THIS IS THE POLICE LET THE HOSTAGE GO.
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>>49957763
Yup.
That's Beato, the Golden Witch and 'culprit'. And then it gets weird. And THEN it gets META.
If you want to dip your toe into Umineko while not totally leaving your /tg/ comfort zone, go check out Witches and Woodlands, a free Umineko fan-visual-novel you can watch in full on the youtubes. Will totally spoil some major plot shit though.
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>>49952208
The answer is twincest.
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>>49948212
When do I ever get to play with the other husbands who are locked in their homes by their loving wives?
We're not planning to escape as a group. Not at all.
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>>49948212
>WE HATE CITIES!
Wait, what are we living in if it's not a city?
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>>49948212
>Changeling: the Lost
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>>49960443
>and THEN it gets META
Especially when you realize that Bernkastel and Lambdadelta are just Rika and Satoko after being driven crazy by a time loop.
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>>49948212
I am 100% to much more minmaxed for you to keep me here.
Im gonna light the forrest on fire and call it a day.
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