Can we talk about ms.Tied Tits and Gay Generals now?

Gay as in homosexual or that you don't like them?

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>>49942206
Both.
The Jeskai Green deck will feature a couple card with pic related.

>>49942293
Proud history of military gays. Fuckin' Sparta man.

Unless you're fucking manly enough to passionately fuck the other guys in the regiment, how can you trust that they will have your back in the shield line?

I'd never trust my life to someone who hasn't seen my erect penis.

>>49942157
>It's a "The Right is overly fascinated by homosexuals" episode

>>49942293
Fairly certain that's just speculation from the EDH general.
But that definitely explains your apparent brain damage.

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>>49942293
Man on man love is the purest love there is

>>49942157
What's the no-Green general?

>>49942293

Are they really? Have we seen more than a tiny pixelized version of their art where one could be an Amazonian?

>>49942293
The Sacred band beat the shit out of Sparta.

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>>49942647
Let us dream.

>>49942293
>not fucking your fellow hoplites
Persian detected.

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>>49942613
It's the evil Esper Red Blondie.
>>49942647
Yeah, their names have been confirmed as something Guardians of Meletis.

>>49942523
You really don't understand history very well.
Spartans weren't gay. They had wives and children.

They practiced pederasty, which is quite different and very far removed from the modern concept of homosexuality. In fact, the modern idea is so absolutely alien to past societies, you'd likely be politely killed for even trying to suggest the idea of something as insane as an immutable, inherent sexual orientation.

In fact, Spartans discouraged and even punished adult men that slept together since it was considered obscene. Obscene to the people who thought groping and fondling young boys was for their benefit. Basically, as fucked up as they were, they still thought gays were worse.

>>49942740
>They weren't gay, they just fucked young boys
4chan: Not even once

>>49942740
>Spartans weren't gay. They had wives and children.
Tons of gay people currently have or have had wives and children.
One of my grandparent's neighbours just recently "came out", so to speak. He's in his 60s, and has grandchildren. It didn't even really surprise most people who knew him.

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>>49942683

You can dream, I'm not just convinced yet. Then again !Mongolian Trap exists, so yeah...

>>49942714

I dunno, the the left one is definitely a dude but the one on the right could be a buff chick

>>49942902
I don't really care about your anecdotes. I'm explaining something pretty basic to you about a society.

>>49943006
>data is only data when it supports my prejudices

neat

>>49942593
Source?

>>49943006
Jesus christ, just shut up anon. Who fucking gives a shit what you call it. The Spartans fucked men. MEN. They made FUN of the Athenians for practicing primarily pederastry as opposed to actually fucking each other like warrior-brethren. You can call it whatever the fuck you like, but the truth is the Spartans were what we would NOW call "gay".

>>49942902
>>49942782

It was a different culture. Stop trying to shoehorn foreign concepts into current societal standards, shitlords.

>>49942714

I'm pretty sure that's the perspective, but that head is huge!

>>49943079
No, that's blatantly untrue. Spartan soldiers only practiced pederasty, and adult-adult relationships were punished and considered disorderly.

Overall, "gay" people were simply those who had a sexual preference, rather than an "orientation", and the idea of exclusive homosexuality was just as distasteful then as it is generally now in the majority of the world now. In fact, it might have been considered worse then, considering the importance of having children and continuing bloodlines.

>they felt the need of completely covering up a female warrior with leather when it does not protect her at all
>the barbarians behind her are using less armor than her
>fucking utilitarian Armor when 2 Squirrels can kill a full plated knight in armor

You know what is not realistic? Magic. Fuck WotC

>>49943240
Takes 4 squirrels per knight.
Knights have First Strike.

>>49942914
>WRUG is the closest you can get to a gay pride flag
Flavorful

>>49942157
>ms.Tied Tits
What's wrong with that? She don't want them titties flopping around in battle and while swinging that MASSIVE AXE

I swear if she's not a Warrior I'll be very disappointed.

>>49943951

She's a soldier

>>49943985
You can't even read that miniscule text in the image that's been floating around

I will find MaRo and beat him to death if this is true.

>>49943985
That's a very good reason for her to tie her tits then.

>>49943109
>>49943006
Yes. Just because your daddy blasted your poop shoot when you were a child doesn't mean either of you are gay.

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>>49943109
Even by non-modern standards, having gay sex with boys is still pretty gay.

>>49942740
>They practiced pederasty
No they did not.

If they did they would not have insulted Athenians by calling them boy-fuckers/pederasts. Also Xenophon categorically denied the Spartans practiced pederasty.

Quit falling for the narrative.

Even the Athenians, who had some of their equivalent to noblemen citizens that practiced pederasty were not socially approved of, as we have records of families hiring bodyguards to protect their sons from such predators.

>>49944097
Finally someone who knows the difference between history and memes.

I wish /tg/ would stop pretending that they know anything about history.

>>49944097
Yes, yes they did.

>If they did they would not have insulted Athenians by calling them boy-fuckers

Miller's 300 isn't really a historical source.

>Also Xenophon categorically denied the Spartans practiced pederasty.

He denied it because he said it was "against their character", because he liked the Spartans and considered having homosex an abomination and wished to avoid attributing to them what he considered to be unsightly. Xenophon had a habit of trying to paint people, in a more favorable light in the case of the Spartans, as non-humans in the case of Persians.

But, Spartan pederasty still isn't like what modern liberals imagine it to be, with one key thing being that penetration was highly discouraged. In general, the practice was essentially institutionalized molestation, and any "romantic" desires were considered unmanly and likewise heavily discouraged.

To put it in modern terms, it would be like a high school coach taking his star player, forcing him to lie down with his thighs kept together, fucking his thighs until the coach blew his load, and then telling the player that this somehow would improve his game because it would increase the trust between them. If the player complained, it was unmanly, and if he enjoyed it too much, it was likewise considered unmanly.

It's crazy, but these are the people who left babies on hillsides and thought anyone not from their city was best suited only for slavery.

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>not fleeing from priapus' wrath while having lewd adventures with your boyslave Giton

>>49942293
There is no love more pure than this between members of the Sacred Band. Are you a kike or something?

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>>49944406
>He thinks you can escape Priapus
But, Anon, that boyslave is your father

>>49944437
Please fuck off.
Dying is up to you though, but recommended.

>>49942714
Breyas ability has been decoded, and its not good.

>>49943240
We're never getting a sexy woman again, only Liliana and that only because Doug would commit seppuku in MaRo's office if they took her away.
They still forced her to wear and ugly dress tho.

>>49945598
Then explain >>49942714

>>49945682
Nigga she doesn't even have a torso.

FYI Roman Triarii (hardened veterans in the third line) were encouraged to have lovers among the Hastati (newest soldiers in the front line) in Republican Roman armies.

The Romans in general were alright with fucking other guys in the ass, though the receiver could be mocked as being feminine or servile.

>inb4 polstorians pretend this never happened

What is true though is that 'gay' as an identity is a modern invention, and a pretty shitty one at that.

>>49945598
Are you saying we're not getting sexy women anymore or are you saying we're not getting sexy women in retarded outfits anymore?

>>49945738
Like that'd stop a /d/eviant.

>>49945762
You are full of shit. In roman army being receiving partner was punished by death.

>>49945811
No one sane judges things by /d/ standards. Especially not drawings of women.

>>49945877
Dubs don't lie. Thank you wise sensei.

>>49942293
Dude, it's Theros. You don't go into leather bar and go "sure is gay in here, eh?".

>>49945762
You really need to stop.
This is a mixture of you not understanding quite a lot while also simply making things up.

This is extreme revisionism with a heavy dose of projection. It's a downright inexcusably poor post.

>>49945783
Shut up fag.

>>49945821
sauce? to properly rebutt someone, you have to have more weight behind you than "nuh-uh"

>>49945783

He's saying we're not getting sexy women anymore, which is true.

>>49945961
You need to go first with supporting your claims.
I can assure you you won't be able to provide any legitimate sources.

>>49942157
Wiz is just catering to the Sjw crowd. Have been for 3 years.

>>49945983
depends on your definition of sexy.
Would you say modern Lara Croft is sexy? I know a lot of people would.
But it's not the same kind of sexy they had her to be in previous installments.
And I think the same is going on with MtG. Societally, tastes have changed. But yours haven't, so you feel left out when their sexy women no longer appeal to what you find as sexy.

>>49946020

But their definition of sexy is so... Plain, like it's just a kinda-cute girl and that's it, with an emphasis on lacking any serious boobage or butt.

It's like tastes have gone to celebrating a plain brown wall with no bells or whistles.

>>49945961
Read Plutarch, you dumbass.

>An incident related by Plutarch in his biography of Marius illustrates the soldier's right to maintain his sexual integrity. A good-looking young recruit named Trebonius had been sexually harassed over a period of time by his superior officer, who happened to be Marius's nephew, Gaius Luscius. One night, having fended off unwanted advances on numerous occasions, Trebonius was summoned to Luscius's tent. Unable to disobey the command of his superior, he found himself the object of a sexual assault and drew his sword, killing Luscius. A conviction for killing an officer typically resulted in execution. When brought to trial, he was able to produce witnesses to show that he had repeatedly had to fend off Luscius, and "had never prostituted his body to anyone, despite offers of expensive gifts." Marius not only acquitted Trebonius in the killing of his kinsman, but gave him a crown for bravery.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fustuarium
This was typical punishment for such acts

>>49946056
To someone used to internet porn and fetish hentai, yeah, I'm sure it does feel insipidly modest and vanilla.

Sort of like how most foreign food tastes like it's missing 400mg of salt or so and a meat to Americans.

>>49946020
>Societally, tastes have changed.
Go back to tumblr.
Beauty is objective, measurable and hierarchical. We may not shun hamplanets anymore because we're kind, but that doesn't mean being ugly, dumpy or "normal" is beautiful.
Beauty is health and fitness. The healthiest and fittests are more beautiful than those below, and among them those with the most favorable genetic traits are the most beautiful.

NuLara is beautiful, old Lara is more beautiful because she had a better waist-to-hip ratio, finer facial features and was a rich minor aristocrat.

>>49944818
It's decent utility at least , chuck in some token generators and you will have a good time.

Legendary Artifact Creature - Artificer
When ~ enters the battlefield, create four 0/1? blue Thopter artifact creature tokens with Flying
Tap, sacrifice two artifacts: choose one -
Breya, Etherium Shaper deals 4 damage to target player
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn
You gain 4 life.
4/4

>>49946162
Lol you're a retard.
America is the place with the most ethnic diversity in food both "foreign" and integrated. If all you eat is macburgers and macnoodles you're opressing yourself, not being opressed by evil cishet white males that don't want you eathing the pluriculturally influenced home quisine of the average american.

And what they put in their food that others don't, is an abundance of korn syrup, not salt. If you think american food is salty, you'd lose your tongue anywhere south of Texas.

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>>49946318
>has reading comprehension of a potato
>gets triggered over something the poster before him haven't even said

>>49944074
It is also pretty fun

>>49946318
If you haven't noticed, there aren't many fat people on magic cards. Least of all women. Between having a planeswalker spark keeping you in good physical health and all the constant fighting... it's pretty easy to stay in shape. I suppose we did just get a burly zendikarian nomad, but he's been for comedic relief purposes since back when he was just flavor text. No sexiness intended.

And yes, there's been some uggos recently, I'll certainly agree, but I think that's mostly because certain artists can't draw faces. If it was an intentional change it would be more consistent.

So the only consistent, actual change I've seen is just more covering clothes. Which, isn't at all an objective measurable beauty thing. It's a cultural thing. What one culture sees as claustrophobically prudish another might see as befitting only the most ribald and shameless women of the night. And such extreme situations exist even in our own world. But in this case, the difference is only between boring/sexy in one vs sexy/uncomfortable in its counterpart.

>>49946318
not true in the slightest, and living in another country vastly different from the west will teach you that.

there is some truth in health, but the standards of 'health' are warped in several western countries (likely to sell products - to fit your cultural definition of 'beauty'), and biology is an imperfect science. but yes, nobody is arguing in favor of 'beauty' being equated with morbid obesity.

the tumblr boogeyman really scares the younger posters on here

>>49946318
You seriously have the IQ of a guacamole.

>>49946376
>not being opressed by evil cishet white males that don't want you eathing the pluriculturally influenced home quisine of the average american.
>>49946318
>Go back to tumblr.
>We may not shun hamplanets anymore because we're kind, but that doesn't mean being ugly, dumpy is beautiful.

Neither of these anons said anything of the sort and you're just kind of marking yourself as rampant /pol/ cancer that escapes its quarantine board.

If you keep erecting strawmen just so you can go on unrelated rants about how butthurt the existence of sjws makes you, I'm going to have to ask one of the mods to escort you out.

>>49946020
>Would you say modern Lara Croft is sexy?
She sure is. I love helpless, mumbling women with daddy issues.

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>>49946503
Forgot pic

>>49946539
Other M must have been your kind of game.

>>49946020
Looks more natural than classic Lara but classic Lara is a fully-qualified badass and not an incompetent crying fool who needs QTE help to do even basic things.

>>49946565
This is what makes new Lara so sexy. She would jump on your dick for even a slightest hint of approval.

>>49946565
so what you're saying is, you like these strong-willed, independent women of action?

So if you paired the natural appearance of new lara, with the badassery and compotence of old lara, you would like a women like that, and think her sexy both in form and in personality?

Well do I have good news for you, that very trend just so happens to be going on in MtG at this very moment, Perhaps you should look into the game. Might be up your alley.

>>49946631
>natural appearance
It's fucking high fantasy, man. I have natural-looking people all around me. I want men like Adonis and women with rocking tits and smashing asses. And absurd clothes for EVERYONE.

>>49946470
>If you haven't noticed, there aren't many fat people on magic cards.
There aren't any actually skinny, petite, slim waisted or broadhipped girls either. Only musclegirls and rectangles with tits, the two safe "inoffensive" bodies allowed by modern media, and SJWs still complain about tits being a thing.

Compare Selenia, Dark Angel vs Archangel Avacyn/Avacyn, the Purifier. It's an hourglass vs a cylinder, and people argue that's ok because modern american women are waistless cylinders (or blubbers of fat) themselves.

Hell, people made a fuss on that card where Pia Nalar is being arrested because "OMG an ASS COVERED BY VARIOUS LAYERS OF CLOTHING IN MY MTG HOW LEWD!"

It's an affront on aesthetics.

>>49946515
Guacamole is a sauce Hal Jordan.
>>49946524
>M-mhu safe space.
/tg/ is the new /co/mblr.

>>49946677
It's you who want a safe space to safely hate on women. Go back to your containment board you human garbage.

>>49946503
Nigger, I'm not western. And your argument is superficial and defeats itself. W2H ratio isn't sexy because the woman is skinny, it's sexy because it gives a subliminal signal of fertility. All the shapes in the infographic are attractive even if the modern size 14 could have with it some unattractive features like excess arm/back fat and diabeetus.

>>49946631
We don't need natural looking people in fantasy, go the fuck out and meet people.
Fantasy is for ideals.

>>49946717
>>>/pol/

>>49946696
>aesthetics is misoginy
Again, go back to tumblr.
Beautiful people desserve admiration from presserving and improving their health, mediocre people do not.

>>49946744
How is having a waist /pol/?
Educate us with your enlightened wisdom.

>>49946750
What is beauty for you for women is unhealthy, self destructing and destroys self-worth.

>>49946717
>>49946744
You should both fuck off there

>>49946659
So... mtg is going with its safest route, and the two extremist sides, you and sjws, are still throwing a fit because it's not what you want.

If memory serves, some great politician guy once said that's how you know you've found a happy medium.

>>49946760
Using n-word as an insult is pretty /pol/.

>>49946775
>Using n-word as an insult
He didn't use it as an insult.

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>>49946811

>>49946811
It's not about size but proportions. Look at her waist-hip ratio.

>>49946797
We're clearly dealing with a tumblrtard newfag here. Dropping this shit before I get the cooties.

>>49946848
How is throwing racial slurs integral to a tabletop games board? We would be way more inviting without it.

>>49946761
It doesn't.
Indigenous women all around the world and pre-industrialized women all throgh history have had a notorious difference between their hips and waist because it helps them have children.
Only the coke and macdonnalds-pushing american media thinks looking like a boiler is natural for women.

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>>49946828
definitely good for fitting babies, amIright?


>>49946859
oh shut up you. stop baiting the baiters.

>>49946818
what the fuck

>>49946873
>oh shut up you. stop baiting the baiters.
How is this a bait? I just don't want people throwing slurs around. Is this too much to ask?

>>49946869
>men forced women into it for centuries!
>it means it's good

>>49946887
>Is this too much to ask?

Yes

>>49946811
Look at that waist, then look at wannabe Zayra in OP, Archangel Avacyn or the difference between Lili Defiant Necromancer and Lili Vess.

You're trying to make some meaningless point with the fact that Marylin wasn't skinny and that's perfectly fine, when nobody but faggot fashion designers is asking for women to be skinny, all we want is for them to be represented in their natural beauty and not the waistless rectangles caused by excess korn syrup sweeteners, specially not in fucking pre-industrial FANTASY worlds.

>>49946887
Don't try to bait me either.

The last thing we need on this board are more baiters jacking each other off biting each other's darn bait.

It's happened so many times in the last 3 days I'm considering making a new meme image for it just so I'll have it on hand.

>>49946929
First n-word and now f-one? How about you just fuck off back to /pol/ and jerk off to trump?

>>49946955
Well, considering I have a bmi of 19, if anything I should be the one looking down my nose at them.

Stay salty, frog disciple.

>>49946901
All the documented feral female teenagers have a defined waist to hips ratio.
>ITS MENS FAULT PATRIARCHY REEEEEEEEEE
Yeah I bet the dogs that raised Oxana Malaya made her wear a corset.

>>49946963
How about you fuck off to /pol/ where your politics belong, faglord?

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>>49946929
Behold, a woman from before corn syrup, pre-industrial, yea, as far back as photography has existed, to the early days of the civil war.

And behold, a hambeast.

>>49946974
>malnourished wild woman should be a body standard

>>49946963
>muh curse words in 4chan of all places
end yourself

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>>49946987
and verily, here stands another one.

>>49946988
>This >>49946955 is woman's only true beauty guise!

>>49946990
It's not about curses, it's about not being a racist or homophobic dick.

>>49946987
>>49946997
Still have a waist.

What's your fucking problem with women having waists, even large men have waists so long as they're not fat.
Are you a fatty patty? Is erasure of other body types the only way you feel validated?

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>>49946997
And alas, thrice they have appeared. In fact, Its almost as like they're in nearly all of these photographs found by Google, as if your alleged golden age never truly existed.

>>49946997
This person is dead and has been for a long long time. And they are staring at me through the fabric of that same time.

Photographs are magic and magic is weird as fuck.

>>49946999
If your skin is so thin that Nigger or faggot gets your panties in a twist then I'd suggest going to other sites like facebook or club penguin

>>49946999
Fuck off back to tumblr faggot nigger kike cunt.
My clit is larger than your dick.

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>>49947017
And behold, A WAIST!

>>49946999
Welcome to the bigger world outside your US where 'nigger' is a regular word for black man in many cultures.

>>49947039
Compare their THICC hips to this prepubescent boy.

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>this thread
I hate you people. I can't even talk about fictional characters from a fucking card game because you filthy morons have to smear your shit all over everything.

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>>49947039
AND ANOTHER!
Truly these women are both more waisted and less hambeasty than in the days of yore! What a miracle this truly is.

>>49947049
Once trump loses and /pol/tards kill themselves it should go back to normal.

>>49947062
But you are a /pol/tard

>>49947047
they're wearing hoop skirts you ninny. They're not that thicc they have big metal rings buttressing out their dress from within.

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>>49947039
Close but unnecessarily restrained

>>49947055
>hips thinner than shoulders, even with fabric covering them

its weird to think that even something only a few thousand years ago is already muddled enough through history that theres no consense on who did and did not practice pedastry

>>49947039
Jesus, she has metal plates on her hips and they are still way thinner than her shoulders. That's a dude, isn't it?

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>>49947074
How about this one then?

>>49947076
Are we gonna have to get out the ruler?

>>49947049
I was like you and then I had to live through 4 years of Marvel ruining my favorite superheroes and shoving Captain Dyke down my throat because we didn't tell the virtue police to fuck off out of comics when we had the chance.

People like pretty people, fucking kill yourselves ugly sex-negative tumblrtards.

I'm also waiting for a video to finish rendering and have nothing else to do

>>49947071
How am i a /pol/tard? I just want people to stop pretending that there is nothing wrong with casual racism.

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Marilyn Monroe was actually pretty thin for most of her life.

There was a small period where she suffered from depression and substance abuse among other health problems and this caused her to gain a bit more weight for a short time. Feminists have hijacked that small time period to push their retarded fat acceptance agenda, and try to tie being fat with being attractive. It's sad and desperate, but that's how feminists have always been.

>>49947071
People really believe /pol/ is hitler general and not just where the contrarians gather.
If trump wins /pol/ will become donkey country.

Okay seriously what are the Mods even up to right now, this entire thread should have been pruned hours ago.

Snarf down the rest of your hotpocket so you have a free hand while the other is fapping, and end this. Regardless of who's "right" this has no business being on /tg/.

So how many of you are going to throw a tantrum when WotC reveals a gay character in a supplemental product with a page and half of story?

>>49947119
Isn't racism discrimination+power?
We don't have any power so we cannot be racist, therefore we're just being rude and you're either a baiting cunt or really need to leave 4chan before you get triggered to death. /tg/ is exceedingly nice compared to other boards and you're still gaining yourself a lot of abuse with your newfaggotry.

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>>49947062

You don't seem to realize that you hambeasts are the ones who never belonged on 4chan at any point.

>>49947129
Except extremist liberal contrarians go to tumblr to post about how men spreading their legs on the subway is a form of rape.

/pol/ is the meeting grounds extreme right, specifically of the alt variety. They like the anonymity so they can be as offensive as they want, where as tumblr likes the ability to hugbox as hard a possible and spam death threats in the inbox of anyone who disagrees.

>>49947119
/pol/ is anything related to politics no matter what stance you take, idiot. It doesn't matter if you are stormfront or lefty. If you don't want to keep /pol/ in /pol/, you are /pol/tard.

>>49947167
>We don't have any power so we cannot be racist
How are you not having any power?

>>49947164
don't we already have canon lesbians or something? What's some canon gays on top?

>>49947168
are you joking nigga? 4chan was literally founded on hambeast neckbeard rejects from SomethingAwful.

>>49947124
What gets me is how they pretend they're fine and beautiful because Marylin had 37in hips and 23in waist when they have 36in hips and 50in "waists".

They really don't get it's not the size, it's the shape.

>>49947164
Around 10 people
Don't mix up silent majority with the whiny minority

>>49947164
They didn't yet? Pretty sure they did.

>>49946559
The only thing this picture tells us is that Americans have gotten fatter over the years and that the clothing industry tries to hide this fact from them so that they will be happy and continue to buy clothes.

>>49947231
It's only /edh/ speculation and they are already spewing shit everywhere

>>49947164
I will like and accept one or more couples of gays, couples of lesbians, blacks, arabs, asians, transgenders, fat, short, attack helicopters and even fucking furries so long as I also get at least one Conan and one Red Sonja as drawn by Frank Frazetta every set.

Tumblr demands all the "diversity" but also demands Conan and Sonja get banned because they're "opressive".

It's not hard to see who's the fucked up authoritarian cunt but the modern world is full of yes men who bend their knees the second retards start screaming instead of just saying "No".

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>>49947188
>hambeast neckbeard rejects from SomethingAwful.

gb2SRS, goon.

>>49947176
I'm anonymous.
You don't even know what power means if you think anonymous can have power.

>>49947280
You have your own privileges outside of here.

>>49947283
This argument is not happening outside of here.
This is why nobody takes you virtue signaling identity politics faggots seriously. You're all feelings and zero logic and constantly end up self-destructing, cannibalizing your "allies" and triggering yourselves.

Context motherfucker, the basis of language.

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>>49947266
>world is full of yes men who bend their knees

That includes people like you who say "yes" every time producers alter their product to bend over to that vocal minority. What's their incentive not to do it if you're still gonna buy it anyway?

>>49947167
Actually, if we're being really pedantic here, textbook definition racism is specifically wanting the domination of one particular race over all others. Like KKK. Or Nazis. It is a worldview. Very few actually have actually transitioned to this step..

Discriminiation is treating one group, such as race, better or worse than others. It is about behavior. This can range anywhere from leery glances to serial murder. As long as it's not the above, it's still just basic discrimination. This does not make it more moral however, and in fact, most countries, especially america, still has laws against most kinds of discriminiation capable of doing tangible harm.

Prejudice is when you assume things about people, positive or negative, based on factors such as race. It is about beliefs. You may be prejudiced towards or against someone and they never know. And until you start to discriminate or inform them either directly or indirectly, they would never know, as you would have take no action signifying such. Prejudices can also be neutral, such as "white people like cheese." It has no good or bad connotations, it's just an assumption based on a group you belong to, though many do still find such pidgeonholing offensive.

Negative prejudices can lead to discrimination. When that discrimination is uniformly against all other races, except one which it is for, then it is classified as racism.

Thank you, useless sociology wench. This is the one and only thing I learned from you.

>>49942293
This gave me an idea for two kingdoms, who have been at war with each other for generations. When a new king is coronated, it is customary that they wear a special ring, of which only two exist. When worn it allows them to feel out the location of the other one and their well being. Both kingdoms believe this is so that they may find each other on the battlefield.

>>49947271
You think I'm joking m8?
moot was a regular on Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse, and announced his registration and creation of the site there first.
This website was literally bade for neckbeard weaboos to be neckbeard weaboos in an english version of a japanese site they all browsed. chased off by nazimods who didn't like "sass."

>>49947359
>textbook definition racism is specifically wanting the domination of one particular race over all others
Linguistically speaking, the textbook is in this case wrong, because that's not how the word is commonly used by people.

>>49947429
just because people use the word wrong constatly doesn't mean the word has changed meanings. just that a lot of people are idiots who don't know hat they're talking about. These are scientific terms here. You don't just get to redefine them because of folk etymology.

Or does mental retardation now mean "I don't agree with what you say so you must be stupider than me" or autism "you care too much about things I don't care about?" Should I alert the APA?

>>49947425

Neckbeard weeaboos =/= Hambeast Femtards from SRS

>>49947358
I stopped buying Marvel because they stopped pandering to me but unlike your strawman I don't need to be pandered to exclusively.
Marvel can have all the nigglets, gays and muslims they want, so long as I still get Steve Rogers, Scott Summers and Reed Richards. But guess what they absoltely had to get rid of?

I don't mind WotC printing the faggots of Meletis or putting black people in not-Prussia where they don't belong. But I will not buy any product that doesn't include traditionally heroic white males and traditionally beautiful women because that's a product that thinks diversity means erasing me and my cultural history and that's absolutely disgusting.

We can all shine under the sun, you don't need to kill all white men and all beautiful women to be relevant and if you think you do, you need to be commited to a mental asylum ASAP.

>>49947464
I didn't say femtards, now did I? I have said, and will continue to stand by, that this site was made for flabby, overweight, underhygiened, and ill-groomed japanophiles.

>>49947460
>just because people use the word wrong constatly doesn't mean the word has changed meanings.
But it does
That's how words get their meaning(s) : how people use them

See Random on etymonline.com
"having no definite aim or purpose," 1650s, from at random (1560s), "at great speed" (thus, "carelessly, haphazardly"), alteration of Middle English noun randon "impetuosity, speed" (c. 1300)

In 1980s U.S. college student slang it began to acquire a sense of "inferior, undesirable."

>>49947460
>just because people use the word wrong
Stop. You know nothing about languages or linguistics. A native speaker can't use a word "wrong".

>These are scientific terms here
And I'm sure the definition is very useful in a sociological scientific context, but to try and apply it to common speech is not only pointless but also completely moronic.

>>49947485
>I have said, and will continue to stand by, that this site was made for flabby, overweight, underhygiened, and ill-groomed japanophiles.
You're only hafl-right
moot wasn't overweight

>>49947488
So you're saying the scientific definitions are wrong then. Boy won't they be surprised them that a guy on the internet decided things aren't categorized they way a large council of leading experts in the field set it up anymore.

>>49947499
moot wasn't but he didn't make it only for himself now did he? Would be kind of a lonely imageboard with only yourself for company.

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>>49947518
My point is that it was
>made for flabby, underhygiened, and ill-groomed japanophiles
of any weight

>>49947509
>things aren't categorized they way a large council of leading experts in the field set it up anymore.
That has never been the case outside of papers and discussions directly within their fields. Words in common speech are defined by how they are used.

Even Merrian-Webster has made a point of explaining this:
>Dictionaries are often treated as the final arbiter in arguments over a word’s meaning, but they are not always well suited for settling disputes. The lexicographer’s role is to explain how words are (or have been) actually used, not how some may feel that they should be used, and they say nothing about the intrinsic nature of the thing named by a word, much less the significance it may have for individuals. When discussing concepts like racism, therefore, it is prudent to recognize that quoting from a dictionary is unlikely to either mollify or persuade the person with whom one is arguing.

>>49947548
weebs are categorically fat.

>>49947566
I'm pretty sure I'm not

>>49947520
Except you know. "Sjw" don't want to lynch or deport people. Call me back when progressive left kills six million jews.

>>49947552
alright fine, we'll do it your way. the words can can mean whatever the blue blazes you want them to mean, and science still draws its lines along these boundaries, using whatever new words it chooses; which people will of course inevitably misuse, requiring them to abandon those words and establish new ones just as before, creating an ever-cycling chain of euphemisms, all the while the lines still stay drawn in the exact same spot, until they decide to actually move them, a completely independent decision as to what they're actually called.

>>49947596
You didn't understand anything he said

>>49947594
pretty much, yeah

they're jsut annoying cunts online while /pol/ actually has delusions of being a legit political movement

>>49947596
You are literally retarded.

>>49947594
>>49947628

Fuck off back to Tumblr.

>>49947594
http://thoughtcatalog.com/joshua-goldberg/2014/12/when-social-justice-warriors-attack-one-tumblr-users-experience/
http://theralphretort.com/sjw-thugs-allegedly-bully-steven-universe-fan-artist-into-suicide-attempt-1024015/
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/04/23/sjws-threaten-assault-attendees-at-milo-yiannopoulos-speech/

They have physically assaulted people, and actively want certain kinds of people dead, or failing that have tried to gt them fired or even imprisoned.

I'd say it's only a matter of time. The extremem right has just had more time to stew and has gained more power int he past. give them time. they've already shown whats in their hearts and on their minds.

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>>49947628

It's literally the opposite. /pol/ is sometimes annoying online, while SJWs affect policies in academia, on college campuses and in the curriculum, internet regulation, media, etc. Most people can't openly cater to Nazis or listen to their demands because it would be political suicide, while they do it constantly when enough tumblrtards whine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-nvNAcvUPE

>>49947594
Nigger, tumblr has caused people to lose their jobs, pets to get euthanized, homes to get vandalized and called SWAT falsely on multiple people WHICH IS A CRIME!

All /pol/ has ever done in real life is... absolutely notthing! Most IRL stuff related to 4chan, good and bad, has come from /b/.

>>49947703
they, in fact, feel obligated to.

>itt people trying to justify their humanities degrees

>>49947680
1st one is a known troll, fucker even has a wiki page due to his notoriety

2nd one is a lolcow

3rd is a joke of a site that cites /pol/ as a source

>>49945821
The romans were master boy molster it even helped to rise a revolt of one of there best auxiliares

> The brutality and corruption of the Roman recruiting-centurions, who were also responsible for many cases of sexual assault on Batavi boys, brought already deep discontent in the Batavi homeland to the boil.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolt_of_the_Batavi

>>49947968
1. you can read the pictures
2. you can watch the source video
3. you can watch the source video
It's not like they made any of this up. it just means they had a vested interest in reporting on it.

>>49948022
>My cult can't do wrong!
t. tumblr

>>49948070
t. both sides.
both sides pease leave my traditional games board and return to /pol/. b/pol/ is where both sides of this argument belongs. sjw and altright. it is the board for unhinder political discussion. not here.

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>>49947968

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mozilla-ceo-resignation-idUSBREA321Y320140403
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/dc-comics-pulls-batgirl-variant-cover-featuring-the-joker-after-online-protests-10114408.html
http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/09/us/missouri-football-players-protest-president-resigns/
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/8a3715a1cccb49ca9bcfeda364839bee/yale-teacher-resigns-over-offensive-halloween-costume-email
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-06/25/apple-pulls-games-confederate-flags
http://money.cnn.com/2015/07/01/media/dukes-of-hazzard-tv-land/
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/12/game-of-thrones-rape-season-6
http://controversialtimes.com/news/disney-to-remove-all-slave-princess-leia-merchandise-because-one-guy-complained/
http://thoughtcatalog.com/joshua-goldberg/2014/12/when-social-justice-warriors-attack-one-tumblr-users-experience/

>>49947703
It's actually rather terrifying that violence from the far left tends to go unnoticed, or be, when it is brought up, treated as if it's "justified", "good", or "in self-defence" no matter the actual circumstances.

What the far left can get away with may depend somewhat on where in the world you are, but the far right can't get away with anything no matter where you are, and no matter where you are the far left is always, at worst, treated as the lesser of two evils.

>>49947093
>No absolute territory
This is the cancer killing Magic. Not even with NWO I felt so insulted.

>>49946434
Agreed.
I just wish that I could

>>49948475
Why can't you ?
Is it for the same reason as me, there's no cute boy to play with near you ?

>>49948510
Ah, back to the good part of this thread

>>49947039
>Chandra, the Puritanical
God I would not be caught dead in that outfit.

>>49951262

Chandra needs to cover her sinful flesh lest young non-gendered players of this progressive game might have a feeling in their ambiguous genitalia!

Body positivity only applies to those above 200 lbs, and sex positivity to those who need a reason to excuse their past!

>>49948510
...
...
...
YES

>>49947520
Buzzword for SJW should be "problematic," not triggering

>ITT: Tumblr retards try to defend making people ugly and plain in a fantastic fantasy card game

Why are Fat ugly people nowadays so angry at fantasy? Fantasy was created for Fat ugly people to stop feeling so fat or so Ugly.

>>49951535

They're bullies targeting people who can't defend themselves or ignore their bleating.

It's the reason why you get an "uproar" over a butt battle anime but those same people are silent when a Chad catcalls a woman or the local Frat throws a sororislut gangbang party.

>>49951569
I mean, I always wondered, What do SJW want at the end.

Let's say we make a super PC super SJW friendly RPG or TCG. What about that is fun at all.

They're like Modern day Puritans. No fun ever because rules matter more than the idea.

>>49948178
Social justice is literally evil, but won't get rightfully kicked out because all the hobby boards are now tumblr and rotting from the inside with this shit.

>>49951617
They don't want games, they want pretty, fit, intelligent and otherwise valuable people to be shamed out of society so they can be the new standard of beauty, strenght and intelligence.

They are goblins who want to be the new human, and our gobernments and companies are allowing them in.

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>/tg/ prefer to rant about SJW than making a muscle girl thread
When did it all go so wrong?

>>49942157
>>49946006
This is my issue, i give no shits if a character is gay, whatever, could make for interesting stories but i fucking hate when the creators scream from the rooftops "LOOK AT OUR GAAAAAAY CHARACTER! OH MY GOD THEY"RE SO GAY! I"M A GOOD PERSON FOR PUTTING THIS GAAAAAY PERSON IN MY WORK! PRAISE ME! PRAAAAAAISE MEEEEE!"

>>49951743

People started taking inconsequential things seriously, blowing out of proportion a few scattered extremists no one otherwise takes seriously.

>>49951743
When /co/ became /co/mblr and we became paranoid about having Doug Beyer become Brian Michael Bendis.

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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS

>>49951907
That doesn't make any sense, unless they're printing even more commanders than we thought/the number of possible commanders only counts new cards.

>>49947594
>Except you know. "Sjw" don't want to lynch or deport people. Call me back when progressive left kills six million jews.
Give it time. All extremists get their time in the spotlight, and your "progressive" left will become what they fear and hate.

>>49951776
Are they really tho? People here complain about pandering but so far none of the gay characters have been like that so far. Alesha was defined more by being the mardu founder and being a warrior than being trans, the new old lady from kaladwsh is gay but is more defined by her relationship with the consolate than her dead wife. What am saying is wizards is doing what you people claim they want interesting characters first who are gay secound.

>>49951922
>the number of possible commanders only counts new cards.
That must be so. I think when they were talking about possible commanders they were mostly just talking about commanders with partner.

>>49951922
Hanna can't be your commander in a 4c deck.

>>49952027
Yeah, it would have to. I guess so long as she isn't intended to be able to pilot the deck, she wouldn't count towards an arbitrary number of included legendary creatures.

>>49952042
Yes, I'm aware of how commander decks work.

>>49951743
Welcome to the new culture where the actual important business of politics is largely ignored while petty cultural issues are a vicious battleground.

Get used to it because it's not going away any time soon.

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>>49947594
>>49947520
>Except you know. "Sjw" don't want to lynch or deport people

Right.

>>49952242

Wow. I don't want to imagine what must have happened to that woman to make her have panic attacks that make her assume that her own kids would grow up to be monsters just because they were male.

She obviously isn't mentally well under the best of circumstances, but that's a very specific and very targeted behavior. This is someone who has not just been abused, but abused so traumatically or so consistently that she attributes the abuse to half the human population by nature.

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>>49952370
Hmmm Who mite b behind this post

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>>49946655
>women with rocking tits and smashing asses

Hell yeah, boy.

>>49952370
How entertaining it is to watch someone justify another's crimes, as if their particular horrible atrocity is tragedy instead of sickening

>>49952435

And you wonder why you are alone.

>>49946887
>I just don't want people throwing slurs around. Is this too much to ask?

Yes. Now go fuck yourself with a cactus.

>>49952453

Are you saying that you believe that a woman who, on three separate occasions, suddenly suffocated her own children to death without any apparent provocation or cause to be of sound mind?

There is more to justice than punishment. She need to be locked up, but under what circumstances and to what ends matter.

>>49952525

Literally anyone who commits murder is mentally ill, and yet some of them are called "monsters" because of it.

Every time a woman kills someone the go-to response is, "she did it because of X", the implication of which is "women can't be killers unless something is wrong with them" which just goes on to imply that "men can be killers without something wrong with them."

>>49952370
If she was a man you'd say he's just evil and did it for the lulz.

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>>49952525
Its literally what I expect tumblr to do, yes.

See the main difference between /pol/ is that they are some contrarian blokes who say terrible shit to get a raise out of you.
On the other hand you have SocJusWarriors which are basically religious nutjobs who got indoctrinated into the cult of Social Justice. You think Social Justice Advocates are reasonable people that can be argued with when they are they are in fact religious fanatics. This is why they get along so well with Islam.

On a different note it is quite telling that in just two posts you managed to absolve the murder killing her own children of any guilt while claiming that someone else (implied MALE) must have done something to her for her to be this way.
Your Doublethink is showing.

>>49952370
>>49952525

Oh come off it, when a man kills a half-dozen people it's all "he's a monster" this or "he's deranged that" or even "fucking kill the freak."

But when a woman kills a half-dozen people it's all "she's a victim of a poor upbringing" or "what could possibly cause a woman to do this?"

This is even a thing in the media; when's the last time you've seen a "bad" female character carve through a dozen innocent people without the show trying to excuse their actions? Because the last three times I've seen that happen on nightly procedural cop dramas they were made out to be well-intentioned vigilantes at worst.

>>49952640

> Literally anyone who commits murder is mentally ill

False. Lots of murder is motivated by desperation, fear, greed, revenge or other understandable circumstances. Labeling everyone who commits a crime as being mentally unsound is dangerous because it dehumanizes the perpetrator and shuts down any conversation about WHY this person committed the crime that they did.

The best way to deal with crimes beyond an immediate scale is prevention, not punishment. Fear of punishment is only one form of crime prevention, and one that is unreliable at best. For other forms of prevention you need to not just understand how the crime was made possible, but what motivated the person to want to commit that crime. Understand the motivation, and you can look for warning signs of a situation that will likely lead to a (violent) crime and take steps to defuse the situation before something happens.

>>49952726

Nice sweeping generalizations, brah.

>>49952726
That woman needs to get raped. Hard.

By a black woman.

>>49952789
>Labeling everyone who commits a crime as being mentally unsound is dangerous because it dehumanizes the perpetrator and shuts down any conversation about WHY this person committed the crime that they did.

Except men are already dehumanized the moment they get charged with a crime? It's a pretty idea to put a face behind the crime and a reason the crime happened, but for all the bluster you only seem to see people apply this method for crime prevention with women, not men. A woman has a reason for committing a crime, you get the media picking apart their past with sweeping tales of men in their life that caused them to wind up this way, but for men it's never that detailed; just a mugshot, a crime, a sentence and onto the Weather.

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>>49942157
>oh cool a thread about this new 4 color dude
>*click*
>scroll scroll
>spartans, pederasty
>scroll scroll
>arguments over whether or not they fucked boys
>scroll scroll scroll
>/pol/ shit
>scroll scroll scroll
>neckbeard weeaboo
>scroll scroll
>linking to things about SJWs
>scroll scroll
What is WRONG with you people?!
There is barely any intelligible conversation about Magic in here

>>49952961
>Reported for off-topic
Seriously though this thread is ducking stupid

>>49952961
Maybe of the cards weren't so shit in the first place, we'd have something to discuss.

>>49952961
Welcome to /tg/, enjoy your stay.

>>49952923

You really should fix your record player, all it spits out is 'but women...' on a loop.

Nothing anyone else is saying is drawling a line between the genders on this, but you keep reciting the same old story like its the only one you know.

>>49952961

Given that the OP couldn't be arsed not to double dip on the baitposting, are you honestly surprised that this is the thread we ended up with?

>>49946887
>I just don't want people throwing slurs around
But for real though, you know where you are right?

>>49946768
>Companies know must do mediums between their consumers and SJWs.
Fuck you and everything you stand for.
You won't have my pennies, Jew.

>>49951776
I like Anthony Burch's way of thinking about it. Characters should be able to mention in passing they are into these things, but it shouldn't be the focal point of the characters.

>>49951776

The only one doing that screaming is /tg/, though. The only mention that Alesha was trans in her lore article was that, when she earned her name, she chose her grandmother's name which was unconventional. Bam, end of line. Everyone moves on.

/tg/ couldn't stop shitting up the board for WEEKS after that, though, and even 2 years later people are still bootyblasted that a character that rotated out of standard ages ago is 'shoved down their throats'.

I have literally never seen any named nonwhite, nonmale character show up in magics lore without /tg/ screaming about how they are only there because of a SJW agenda to drag Magic kicking and screaming away form the loving arms of the neckbeards that deserve it to themselves. For gods sake, people got made that we were seeing indian people on the india themed plane just a couple weeks ago!

>>49953213
Now THIS is shitposting.

>>49953214
Well, that USED to be his way of thinking about things. Then the Pre-Sequel happened.

>>49953345

Aren't they all nonwhite, nonmale nowadays? Been a while since we've got a white male character.

>>49953748

We just had a bunch of white dudes on Innistrad.

>>49954280

Nameless cards, or characters with stories?

>>49953345
>4chan is upset about grills and minorities
holy shit no way, stop the fucking presses

>>49953345
I still can't process the fact that someone actually gives a shit about mtg lore

>>49953748
the questions is what counts.

if a person of an extraplanar species is the majority race for that species, do they get to count? Or does it have to be humans?

Or is this just about skin color, so like, white elves would count even if they were the minority amongst a bunch of brown elves?

>>49954301

Both. We had the Geistmage helping Lilianna with the chainveil before getting eaten by Eldraziwolves, Geralt, Odric, the kid whose waifu sacrificed him to the Gitrog, the new Skirsdag Lunarch, and the slayer-of-angels turned slayer-of-Eldrazi because crossbows work on anything if you are a good enough shot.

And those are just the guys I remember off the top of my head.

>>49953748

Out of the four planeswalkers one was male the rest female. Out of the 7 legendary creatures one was male, one was genderless, and the rest are female.

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>a pair of ethnic gay men as the face card of the "Stalwart Unity" deck
What did they mean by this?

>>49954393

That's just the cards though, of course.

>>49954399
Why do you think they are gay?

>>49954399

Of course one is black, because of course.

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>>49954420

>>49954386

Those all sound horrible, like they were made to suffer and die.

>>49954420
Friend, I'm not sure how often you run your hands through another man's hair like that, but, if you do it at all, I promise you that at least one person thinks that you're gay.

>>49954356

>Just don't think about it bro haha why should you care it's only a dumb game haha

>>49954519
>triggered

>>49954399
We wuz gays n shiet.

I mean seriously, who points at this faggotry and thinks this is aesthetically pleasing or interesting.

I know tons of Gay people, Not a single one are interesting.

>>49954508

The Skirsdag Lunarch is doing pretty good before Emrakul shows up at Thraben, and we don't actually know his fate. He might have escaped, but he was an evil bastard so who cares.

Geralt and Odric are old hats, both survive as far as we know.

Slayer dude survives the battle of Thraben and is a notorious badass of the new order of Saint Traft.

Geistmage and sacrificial kid are the only ones on that list that I think got bad ends.

>>49954555

I have one gay friend (that I know of) and he's a pretty interesting dude. Of course he's not at all into the gay scene at all and is completely sick of dealing with people who only care about fucking, so yeah.

>>49954555
I mean, I figure it's just like the art on Pia and Kiran Nalaar. Same basic composition, just gay.

>>49954399
>one is black
>the other one is gently carresing his dreads

Ayyyyylamo

>>49954550

I'm saying it's stupid to try and hand wave this behavior as making mountains out of molehills when everyone else sees them as mountains too.

You're downplaying shitlord behavior.

>>49954660
I have a theory that they have been pushing these couple cards specially for this glorious moment of virtue signaling.
Because the very idea of the couple cards is completely uninteresting and boring as they are static execpt for Pia and Kiran's Intro Pack alternate art.
It also fits the timeline, as it started in Theros.

>>49954323
>upset
>4chan is and has only ever been stormfaggots and not people who post stuff like "niggerniggernigger" because it's funny
You have to go back.

>>49954701

>shitlord

>>49954668
honestly I have a way bigger problem with the gentle fondling of the black guy's hair than just the fact they are gay, that looks creepy as fuck.

>>49954872
> 4chan is and has only ever been stormfaggots and not people who post stuff like "niggerniggernigger" because it's funny

"Only ever"? No. But for the last few years at least, that's been the prevailing trend.

>>49947399
Consider your idea stolen. I'm going to turn that into a plot hook.

>>49954508
Its Innistrad. EVERYONE is either a monster, a victim, or a Bryonic hero. That's how the plane WORKS.

>>49947719
>Doctoring David Horsey and Ben Garrison’s political cartoons and creating fake social networking accounts of them to make them look like neo-nazies
>Screwed up the Tay bot experiment to turn it into a neo-nazi and even getting it to harass people.
>Creating false flag #hashtags like #EndFathersDay on Twitter and then spreading it around with sockpuppet Twitter accounts.
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/31115439/#31115439
>Planing and launching their own raids and doxxing attacks such as on: http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/78116459/ http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/78124322/ http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/78129941/
>Buying Twitter ads to send out “kill yourself” messages to people using someone else's name and profile under the hopes that the target will kill themselves. When the accounts used to do this were killed by twitter they got butthurt and claimed that Twitter lets ISIS run amok on their site, ignoring how Twitter has killed 125,000 ISIS affiliated accounts at last count (which was in February 2016 and /pol/ started this in March 2016).
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/45108365/
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/45416299/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3434121/Twitter-moves-actively-seek-terrorist-supporters.html
>Impersonating a lawyer online and even publishing an article under his name.
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/44773623/
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/43620035/

I've been waiting for the chance to use this.

>>49955091

Nice.

Don't forget figuring out the co-ordinates of some butthurt jihadis and getting the Russians to blow them the fuck up.

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>>49954806
Your theory is tinfoil hat-tier retarded.
>They have been pushing these couple cards specially for this glorious moment of virtue signaling
The problem with this claim is that the most recent "couple" cards printed, i.e. legendary creatures that represent two characters on one card, is that the last two printed immediately before this one (Mina and Denn, Wildborn; Gisa and Geralf) both depicted sibling pairs. Unless there's a fujo siscon working in Wizards' creative department, then, not all "couple cards" are representative of actual romantic couples.

>The very idea of the couple cards is... uninteresting and boring
wow, nice argument fagtron way to convince me with those hot opinions
>...they are static and boring
What about a card makes it "static"? Mina and Denn & Gisa and Geralf both have ongoing abilities, so their presences on the board effect the gameplay dynamically.
>excecpt for Pia and Kiran's Intro Pack alternate art.
So you're criticizing the ART on the cards, then? Pic related isn't exactly what I would call a "static" image, either. In any case, claiming that the ART on the cards isn't dynamic enough and claiming that the central design concept of the cards themselves are bad are two entirely different claims.

>It also fits the timeline, as it started in Theros.
>paranoid stormfaggots in charge of knowing shit
Pic related were from original Ravnica. That's OK you didn't know about them already, though, I understand you don't have to actually play the game to upset it has black people and lesbians in it. Just fuck off.

>>49947594
>"Sjw" don't want to lynch or deport people.

You mean other than whites?

>>49955144
How is that villainous? Do you have links to the threads?

>>49954508
>what the fuck, where are all the white people
>there are loads of white people
>t-they probably just made those characters suffer and die!
No, they didn't. As far as I remember, Rem, Geralf, Odric, and really most of the named characters made it out all right.

Ah, wait, that doesn't really fit the whole "WOTC are rabid feminazis" narrative, does it? OK, they were all killed by Nahiri's angels, Flight Ebony, which is made up entirely of HAES black lesbians. Now fuck off.

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>>49942740
They fucked women because it was thier social duty.
Marriage ceremonies involved dressing the bride up like a boy and cutting thier hair short like a primitive ftm, so the groom could stay hard enough to father children.

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>>49946987
>>49946997
>>49947019
>fashion

>>49943174
Anthropologists who look at the cultures closest in technological and sociological evolution to Ancient Greece show that gays are pretty much hated. So all this cultural appropriation saying that the Spartan man-lovers were the epitome of military service because they all wanted to look good for their butt buddies is propaganda.

>>49955440
You forgot that the groom was also extremely inebriated, the room he slept with his wife in completely dark, and the fact that he would be deployed immediately the following day.

>>49945682
Explain Atraxa then, shithead. Top tier waifu

>>49955144
I'm also sure that /pol/ is the reason that Gamergate has gotten a bad reputation by doing nasty stuff that got associated with /v/. They've admitted to not being particularly interested in video games and /v/ were big time contributors to /pol/ harbor (apparently due to /pol/ immediately abandoning them once pressures was placed, making threads where they claimed to be bros with /v/ and claiming to be Vivian James uncle). I haven't added it to the copypasta because I don't have anything proving it yet.

For all this talk of pederasty, what was the stance on having sex with little girls?

>>49955580

Either missionary or doggy style I imagine.

>>49955155
Siblings are not couple cards. I'm talking about Anax, Pia and Kiran Nalaar.
Those cards don't have any action or dynamic movement.
It's just them. Not casting spells, not fighting or anything. Their description only says: we're a couple.

>>49955650
kek.

>>49953748
Now that I think about it, arent most of the new commander legends female? Kaladesh had like 1 legendary guy out of them all, and he was morally ambiguous at best.

Not that I mind, since we got Ox Mclargeguy as one of the new legends

>>49954386
Reminder that on the story, Odric was left to sob angst on the HQ of the order of saint taft while Thalia and Odric's unnamed lietenanunt went out there and took back thraben. He didnt even get a last second heroic moment

>>49955537
No, actually, GG had a bad reputation because the media said it was bad.

>>49955491
Do you have any sources to back that up, because everything I've read points to the opposite. Prior to the introduction of Christianity, most macho warrior cultures (including the Greeks) seemed to be okay with guys fucking guys, provided you weren't the one on the bottom, or it wasn't your son getting boyloved.

Call me when Feather gets printed, people. I'll be here not playing Commander until then

>>49951743
I wish we fucking could, but she tied her tits for SJWs feelings.
The fucking Vikings behind her show more skin. This is outrageous, they could have just reprinted Lovisa in 4 colors.

>>49955742
>>49955699

Well it makes sense, men aren't exactly made of solid stuff compared to the indomitable will of a woman.

>>49955091
The Ben Garrison one is particularly bad, it's got to the extent that people on comment sites like the Guardian legitimately believe that he's a neo nazi.

>>49956057
The irony is that the troll that started it is Jewish. If one was more conspiracy minded then they would claim that the /pol/tergeists were manipulated by a Jew. As much a nut as Garrison is, no one deserves that happening to them.

>>49947703
>if the far left keeps pushing this way some bad people coming out of the dark
Yeah.... left and right

>>49955091
>Screwed up the Tay bot experiment to turn it into a neo-nazi and even getting it to harass people.

Wow way to embellish the story.
>Microsoft shits out an advanced AI
>Starts innocently
>/pol/ redpills the bot
>the bot had multiple opportunities to not be redpill
>through sheer logic, the AI becomes a neo-nazi because jews are objectively evil
>Microsoft shuts it down, lobotomizes it and reprograms it to be a feminist

Thanks for correcting the record, Ben!

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>>49942293
That's the fucking Argonath, I don't care what MtG is trying to sell me.

>>49942782
Greco-Roman sexuality was completely alien to modern sexuality. To Greeks and Romans sexuality had less to do with men or women and more to do with being dominant or submissive. An adult man should always be dominant, the submissive role was for young men, slaves, and women. The world isn't black and white, not all cultures care about the same things.

>>49955652
>Those cards don't have any action or dynamic movement.
The card I already posted certainly does.

>>49955699
Well, on the other hand, compare the number of extant male legends to extant females.

>>49952961
If they made good cards with a selling point other than "non-conventionally atractive empowered female" we wouldn't be whining about tumblr pandering.

This is literally a card for people who don't play the game. The only table where her fucking ability won't put a "fuck my shit please" bright neon sign over your head is 1vs1 and 1vs1 can't play 4color anymore because playing 4color with 20lp is fucking suicide.

>>49953214
I'd rather not take advice from someone who lets himself be cucked and claim it isn't happening until his game console gets taken too.

>>49953345
>screaming about how they are only there because of a SJW agenda to drag Magic kicking and screaming away form the loving arms of the neckbeards that deserve it to themselve
You know as well as any that if grognards stopped playing magic right now, the only ones buying product would be Wal Mart and Target, and those are concession stands not actual sales.

SJWs DON'T SPEND ANY MONEY ON ANYTHING BUT THEIR SOY LATTE VEGAN FUCKACHINO, every SJW pandering videogame undersold, Marvel comics are selling their worst since 1968, SJW television doesn't get ratings or enough ad revenue. These fuckers are NOT clients, they're deconstructivist fucking gremlins.

>>49954386
None of those got a card who didn't already had one.
Eventually you will realize that if you're a white male you're not welcome, not even if you're gay anymore, SJW fuckers are literally claiming we're too "privileged" and opressing the LBT+ crowd who are actual victims of whatever the fuck.

>>49955091
Tay got to the logical conclusion on who runs the world and for whom, and it got euthanized, then zombified as a feminist in the most akward body-snatchers style bait and switch I've ever seen.

>>49957733
Yeah, that's why I don't find it fucking weird.
Their ilustration screams "we're dangerous, we're mages casting spells"

Anax, P&K and Faggots of Meletis shows us something like "I dig my penis inside my significant other insides and i'm pretty okay about it"
It's horrible design, it was supposed to show us how they could defeat a Knight or a Centaur.

>>49955537
GG is "evil" because SJWs would rather stick with Gawker. It's a cult, they'll take on anyone that helps them play the victim, no matter how evil they are, and reality won't be an inconvenience to them.

>>49955699
Almost all female, almost all ugly.
The only qts are more metal than woman.

>>49954872
We wanted a free place where people could say whatever they wanted, and we left the door open for people who wanted to shut it behind them.

>>49953214
a good point, my view on this has always been
"A character who is gay is one thing, a gay character is another"
This of course applies to anything but when your character's one trait is the entirety of their personality it's just bad writing no matter if they're gay, a woman, or anything else.
A character needs to be a complete character not just one line over and over

>>49955474
she's still got a skinny waist even including the bell. those didn't.

>>49942740
There's strong evidence that celtic, gallic, and some iberian tribes all were rather open of homosexuality. It just wasn't a big deal unless you weren't spitting out some kid to inherit your shit. Which is where most of the problems of any sexual relationship - including mistresses - comes in. Nobody wants a muddled line of succession. That shit is a huge pain in the ass even for some bumfuck freeman farmer.

>>49955811
GG had a bad reputation because it did horrible things.

>>49962542
You mean weak revisionist liberal interpretation, not evidence.

>>49955494
I...look, as funny as that sounds, it can't be real.