/bbg/ Blood Bowl General - Juicy Fouls Edition

That's what you get for not fouling.

This is what you get for stalling instead of scoring fast and overwhelming them during the next six turns when they don't have rerolls

This is what you get for making a new thread.

>>49937175
>>49937189
He was thirsting for those sweet sweet CAS SPP.

File: f491e9eb-63ef-483c-95d4-775844d88f11.jpg (854KB, 1200x797px) Image search: [Google]

854KB, 1200x797px

Look at all those delicious wood elf thighs laying prone on the floor! Too bad you can only foul 1, so which one will you foul?

>>49937189

With gantherogue's rolls and piles of AV7 I was hoping he'd beat himself up a bit for the second half.

>>49937240
red head in the middle, she's already on the floor for fouling, I can see her panties, and since she's out of position I can easily get two friends for +2 to the armour roll

>>49937246
Unfortunately the skeletons found some opportunities to dig their heels in.

>>49936136
They just lost 3-0 to dark elves

GGF vs Apes of McGrath earlier!

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=901793

>>49937913
>THAT ONE TTD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6jbMdWaeXY

File: 504391.png (141KB, 360x450px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 360x450px

THANK YOU

>>49939165
>Skudrinka is still highest ranked team
It isn't fair

File: 1470437196178.gif (262KB, 450x452px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 450x452px

>>49937913
After I fucked up basically the whole game, Apes take the deserved win with a 2-1.

>>49938615
Except that 1TTD I did everything wrong and want to sudoku.

Also, Sanic Leveled and got dubs

>>49939187
>cuts to 1300 tv exactly so he can bully rookie teams because he can't win on an equal playing field

>>49939254
>equal
>Simyin with 2 levels

Granted Ashenvale were his season 1 team.

>>49939211

Two heads, one head is classic sonic and the other is post-Adventure

File: Stars_&_Stripes_&_Hitler_Dead2.jpg (393KB, 640x938px) Image search: [Google]

393KB, 640x938px

we did it

>>49939342
I actually thought about that idea, kek. Glad I'm not alone there

>>49939348
WAT? ZE REICH IS DED? WHERE IZ ME FÜHRER?

post more memes of christer being a shit

>>49939647
christer is NICE

do you get the agility 5 line elf on your delf team? or do you take a boring normal skill

>>49942730

It'd let them try for a stronger passing game without relegating the Runner to the role. I'd probably take it.

>>49942730
Depends on how serious I take the team. If I was playing for money or the team was super developed I wouldn't. Otherwise fuck yeah, ag5 is great.

>>49942730
I'd like it better if he already had another skill. Ideally you one or 2 blitzers or the witch to roll the +ag. ag5 is hard to pass up because leap. Ultimately it is a developmental skill pick. Someone who has ag5 needs wrestle (or block), dodge, leap, strip ball, sure hands, tackle, and side step. Which would be 8 skill ups, which is impossible.

Either way ag5 makes great sackers and ball retrievers. Ask a skaven coach how good ag5 gutter runners are.

What teams are good vs lizards? Just wood elves, chaos, chaos dwarves, nurgle, and chaos pact?

>>49944201
according to NAF statistics the races that lizardmen struggle against are:

Wood Elves,
Undead,
Skaven

Next is Lizardmen, which means they have a winning record against every race that isn't listed.
Which is a really REALLY strong team

If you look at TV1200 tournies however there's a different tale:

Skaven, Wood Elves, Necromantic, Pro Elves, chaos Dwarves and Norse are all problems for lizards.


At 1100 TV

Wood Elves, Undead, Dark Elves

and at 1000 Tv

Wood Elves, Undead, Norse, Skaven

>>49944286
Necro are good vs Lizards? At such a low TV? Don't the wolves have issues not getting frenzy trapped? Can't you only get 1 wolf and not much guard at that tv?

>>49944201
Chaos is actually the worst non-stunty team to play against lizards.

The lizardmen team is effectively a better chaos roster.

Lizards best matchups (in order) are:

Halflings, Ogres, Nurgle, Chaos, Goblins, Vampires

(yes that's right, even joke teams are better at fighting lizardmen than chaos)


Obviously at TV2000 it's a different story blah blah blah the game isn't meant to be played in a perpetual online league

Theoretically though while chaos builds up a couple clawpomp killers, the lizardmen team is getting Guard, Block, MB/Break tackle on all the Saurii so it's still in the lizard's favor

>>49944326
You are allowed to have star players in your tourney roster, so they could possibly be taking the ST4 werewolf star player.

The theory behind necro versus lizardmen is that you have some S4 to battle the big lizards when you need to and meanwhile you have two movement 8 strength 3 pieces to beat up all the skinks

you don't play to bash down the lizards, you play to control the big ones while killing the little ones

>>49942730
never pass up +ag on any team, especially elves, khemri, and ogre. ag5 means leaps on 2+, which means the ball is never safe.

>>49944612
I wouldn't say that on humans I'd only take +ag on the thrower, blitzers, or catcher. Orcs only on the thrower, blitzer, and maybe gobbo. Undead and necro only on the wights, ghouls, and wolves.

Should the rolls to avoid things like Wizard Fireballs or Bombs be based on AG?

>>49944890
higher agi already is good against bombs because they intercept them half the time, and making it agi to dodge wizard means that one elf or gutter runner that is running for the score is probably not gonna get bolted cause he's agi 4

>>49944890
>should the elf teams be safe from wizards even though they can quickly out score and out level teams in a league

no

>>49945725
>>49945574

Never said anything about making them safe from lightning bolts. That would remain as is.

I was admittedly mostly thinking about higher av lower ag teams more vulnerable to those, since they already barely give a shit about fireballs and bombs, their armor usually just tanks it if they happen to fail the check.

>>49946077
thing is higher av teams tank the fireball but generally care more about getting hit. 5 dwarf linemen laying down from a fireball is a TON more impactful than 5 elf linemen laying down

>>49946221

Right, so if they care more about getting knocked down than they do about getting the armor roll, then being more easily hit makes the wizard more dangerous to them than it was before.

Meanwhile the elves have an easier time escaping but when they do get hit, it's more hazardous due to their low armor.

I wasn't thinking dodge roll equivalent, probably just a straight AG check, so elves would pass on a 3+ instead of a 4+ like it is now.

>>49946288

Sorry, occurred to me my explanation was a little weird since the fireball rolls are knockdown on the higher result. Basically was trying to say the elves would go from a 1/2 dodge chance to a 2/3 chance.

>>49942863
>passing game
>blood bowl


when will this fucking meme end
this is not the nfl

>>49944890
I don't know if you know this or not, but in LRB4 it was. You rolled a d6 and just had to beat the target's ag score to hit them.

So, I've got my converted Norse team and I'm trying to come up with a good paint scheme. I want to use a bright yellow, but beyond that I'm not sure what else to do.

>>49946756
So what do your minis look like then?
If you used pauldrons and helmets you can paint those yellow, and dress the rest of your guys in dark brown leathery tones.
Or offset the yellow with a royal blue. With white fur accents, if you got that on your minis.

Talking of which, this month the plastic barbarians for Frostgrave are coming out. Prime conversion fodder for stuff like this.

>>49946630

That really depends on the team in question. Some teams have a passing game. Some teams will never pass. Some teams wont pay much attention to the ball at all.

What do you mean you "don't have a secret league team"? Go make one right NOW you lazy piece of shit.
https://fumbbl.com/p/createteam?op=race&league=10393

>>49948280
I do and they rolled doubles on skills and dying rolls.

Bertha is a Big Beautiful Woman

File: 15774638386_f00051e928_b.jpg (255KB, 622x1024px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 622x1024px

>>49948658

Are you me?

>>49950208
No but SICK GAINS is always something to strive for.

BERTHA

Werter will lose another match in just under an hour
Remember to tune in!

>>49952272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypit0NcNV-8

it's okay werter baby please don't cry ;_;

CCS VS. BB
LIVE IN YOUR LOCAL CLIENT
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=902041

>>49952966
Updates please, how badly is werter losing?

>>49953229
Nothing that scary happened yet, 2 injured norse to 1 elf.

>>49937240
I'd foul that dank goblin ref. Mmmm

how do we fix the minotaur?

>>49953487
av 9

>>49953525
I don't even think that would fix it

>>49953694
Put it on teams that don't already have Guard Spam or st4 players.

Av9 would mean Pact would take it more.

File: 8b9.jpg (9KB, 200x311px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 200x311px

>>49952966
>werter this season

>>49952966
If Werter doesn't hire David he should be kicked from the league.
1-1 tie thanks to Loner

>>49953852
werter is better than Smurf if I'm being frank

>>49953487
starts with juggernaut? maybe give it prehensile tail like the rat ogre

>>49953852
SLIGHT UNJUSTING

File: MTE1ODA0OTcxOTAxNDIxMDY5.jpg (115KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1200x1200px

>>49953911
forgot pic

>>49953852
smurf after that crushing 1-1 defeat

>>49953978
Friendly reminder ties are not loses

>>49953999
Yes they are. If you tie ogres or a team heavily crippled you basically lost.

>>49953999
That may be true, but my 2 ties bumped me from last to second to last.

>>49953999
if you tie against someone you're heavily favored to beat AND you played terribly, a tie is a loss

>>49954467
Stop being so mean, I tried my hardest

>>49937145
Should I bother getting the starter set, or should I wait for them to make proper resin remakes of the human and orc teams (like they said they would eventually do)? Might pick of Skaven (resin) team regardless cause they are my favorite team, but im curious what /tg/ thinks.

>>49954649
Grab that hammer and chisel and make them yourself.

>>49954661
maybe if I can find a set of red hammer and chisels I could get it done faster...

>>49953889
Got you senpai

>>49954649
It'll probably be pretty expensive and you'll have to buy additional players to not have a shit team. Buy it if you don't mind dropping a pretty penny and you like the minis, otherwise you can get your teams from elsewhere.

>>49954649
>resin

GW are doing plastic main lines with a few positionals and star players are resin

>>49954948
I think that's what I'll do then, just get the Skaven and wait and see how much GW puts into this relaunch

>>49954948
>you HAVE to buy additional players

No the dwarf box is just a perfect team

>>49955149
I read somewhere that certain teams like Skaven, Nurgle, Dwarf, and Elf Union will be fully resin releases

>>49955206
that was rumors from last year, but due to popularity they're doing plastic teams

>>49955222
Oh, good to know. Now I wont be too worried about it. Thanks for letting me know :)

>>49955175
Only autists play dwarves.

>>49955419
you don't have to be autistic to play dwarves, but it does help

File: 276810_screenshots_20160813164355_1.jpg (223KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 1280x1024px

>>49955419
New player here, going to be playing skaven (because, rats!) regardless of anything. I'll just have to figure out what works with them and adapt.
What does this stereotype me as? I'd like to know what I'm letting myself in for.

>>49955562
As a new player? Probably an okay guy.

>>49955562
>What does this stereotype me as?
a faggot

>>49955585
Will this change once I've got a decent amount of matches under my belt, if I stick with them?

>>49955588
Fair enough.

>>49955640
An experienced player picks up skaven because they're super easy to score with. They're a prime team for minmaxing and bullying new players with.

>>49955562
Skaven coaches aka, reckless madmen with complete disregard for their own personal safety and well being, seeking only the next big thrill that will bring them a rush of exhilaration, this includes doing lots of drugs and getting into fights with people bigger than they are and getting smashed. Skaven coaches often die at the age of 27 because of their excesses.

>>49955702
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
I'm not sure how much fun that sounds. Is the balance decent against experienced players, though?
Don't mind if I'll lose a lot against experienced players, very much in the mindset of playing for the enjoyment and character backstory, rather than winning is everything.

>>49955763
Are skaven coaches typically left handed?

>>49955779
nah, skaven are a favourite to win in most matchups if both sides are evenly experienced,

if you're playing in leagues then it's less of an issue since the commissioner will probably put bounties on your guys and stuff

>>49955805
I can't say or understand

>>49955763
good meme, the pact one was funnier though

what are norse coaches like

>>49955823
Well, nuts.
I guess I should prepare to be disliked, then. Unless I'm really, really bad and still manage to lose a lot. Which is a distinct possibility.

Wish me luck guys, im taking on reddit with ribbits in an attempt that they don't know what leaping on a +2 means with open gaps.

>>49955824
Hendrix.
Cobain.
Scritter Squeel.
Jones.
Joplin.
Morrison.

All south paws?

>>49955874
yeah I mean, new players who don't get really lucky usually get stomped and vet coaches will just feel bad

>>49955841
Norse coaches, aka edgy 17 year old metalheads that pretend they're viking pagans and skip church to go break the law with their friends. Breaking the law consists of drinking alcohol while being underage, and in doing so they get into fights with other edgy metalheads over petty shit. As they get into more of these fights they start to realize they're also gay but that's not cool so they keep it in secret. That is until they meet big metalhead bears and come out of the closet and take it raw in the butt.

>>49955914
Oh, well, wood elf coaches also tend to die at the age of 27 so not all of them are rats.

>>49955874

Nah if you're under the impression that Skaven are a meta team and have the highest favor of the tryhard coach, you're mistaken. Lizardmen and Wood Elves are typically considered to be more neckbeardy.

But they are definitely a strong team. They're very good if either the opponent is inexperienced or the coach using them knows his stuff, but if both coaches are just kind of OK they can struggle.

>>49957018
oh yeah, true, most of skaven's power is that they beat lizardmen and they're strong against wood elves

but they do have a really high number of favorable matchups, just not as much as the highest of high tier

>>49957137
Ok, I think I can live with that and still sleep at night. Cheers.

bertha

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=902180

lizards vs emo

happening now

>>49959509

>has 2 turns to make a skink running play with pretty decent coverage options from saurus
>floods the field with saurus for a turn 8 skink pass, complete with a saurus dodge to escape being marked

You crazy bastard, and it almost worked.

>>49959509
2-1 for the delves.

1 unskilled skink dead, and not much else. Saurus failed to make the TD catch for the tie they deserved.

>>49960552
I didn't deserve the tie, I failed to move my skinks into scoring range

>>49960651
So long as you acknowledge your shortcomings and improve next time you still got something out of it.

dead

Bertha

>>49964127
Is

File: nugle drinks orange soda.jpg (72KB, 621x621px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 621x621px

>Decided to give nurgle a go
>3 games and no mvps

>1st MVP goes to a rotter with a CAS, yay dp
>2nd mvp goes to the same rotter
>He Died that game
>3rd mvp goes to the journeyrotter that replaced him
>He also died that game

>>49965537
>introduce blood bowl to friend
>he wants to play nurgle
>explain to him nurgle are pretty resilient
>'cool'
>first few turns of match
>casually kill one of his nurgle warriors with a random block and he doesn't regen

he quickly lost interest after that

>>49965722
Sounds like BB wasn't for him then.

anyone else think the chaos team should have different types of chaos warriors/ forsaken ect? just kinda sad that there's no beastmen team i guess

>>49965537
>>49965722
No, the first response is "Nurlge is a an awful team, don't expect to win or do well if you play them" and then you let them play the garbage (literally) team

>>49965989
Beastmen team?

please be secret league

What does it mean TV1000 or TV2000

>>49966656
how much gold value the team is, it's effectively a point cost

Wake up thread! We have a game on our sweaty, greasy hands!
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=902340

My orcs have neither goblins nor a troll.

>>49968869
Gotta keep your team racially pure.

>>49968878
>black orcs
>racially pure

>>49969048
4 blitzers, 2 throwers, 6 linemen

P U R E

>>49968878
Should an orc team have goblins and a troll?

>>49969316
Maybe if you're a dirty, disgusting funhaver.

Dem Dorfs Man vs Fine China

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=902369

>>49969316
if you're playing at high tv and thinking of playing tournaments with them, then they're worth it for the throw team mate option alone
lots of posters here hate the troll in general for some reason but he is so cheap as to be absolutely worth it especially as you rise in tv. in starting rosters he's less good value
goblins are more or less worthless except for the ttm

File: [HorribleSubs] Anne Happy - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.16_[2016.04.28_17.28.00].jpg (465KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 1280x720px

Is there anyone who can even remotely hurt her

>>49955779
as a new player your experience with skaven will broadly involve watching your team get smashed to a bloody pulp while occasionally scoring a pitch spanning td

as an experienced player it will be the same but with more td's

The best orc rosters start with 4 goblins and a troll

Yog, are you in here?

>>49969524
That I can get behind! What's the mortality rate like for Skaven? And, I suppose, everyone else. I do like to get attached to people, but death is what makes life meaningful in the first place.

>>49969665
your only valuable players are the gutter runners and stormvermin if they roll a double. your linerats are literally there to die, so expect it a lot. they take the hits so your gutter runners don't have to

more "new player, go read the sticky goddamnit" questions.

I have bb2 and bb chaos edition on Steam. What's the current state of the pvp communities like on there? Any recommendations for which one to devote more time to, out of those two, if time is limited?

Kinda strapped for cash at the moment so might not get to actually put a physical team together for a while...

>>49969744
Chaos edition is super dead, only good if you have a private league planned with other people. In BB2 you can mostly reliably get a game if you queue in the biggest league.

>>49969744
bb2 is alive, ce is pretty much dead. find a good league / ladder or else you WILL have pretty much 90% of people concede the first time something bad happens

>>49969776
>>49969789
Cheers, that's helpful.

>>49969744
ce is dead, bb2 is more alive than fumbbl

File: 1476874188299.jpg (25KB, 350x418px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 350x418px

>BLITZ IS A FAIR AND BALANCED KICK OFF RESULT THANKS A LOT GAMES WORKSHOP FOR YOUR WELL BALANCED GAME ITS SO FUN TO HAVE THE GAME DECIDED WHEN YOUR OPPONENT ROLLS A 10 ON THE KICKOFF
>oh nevermind

Dem Dorfs Man vs Fine China

ends 2-1 in favor of the dwarfs after a pretty close very fun game thanks for playing tendril :)

>>49970241

Turns out it doesn't beat dubskulls.

>>49970241
>balanced
>things people have claimed blood bowl to be
Pick one.

>what the FUCK my dicegame isn't decided by my chess mastery

>>49970489

I'm not even sure who you are strawmanning against.

>>49970624
it's not a straw man if it's an accurate representation of the complaint

>>49970299

Anyone claiming Blood Bowl is balanced has never played against Elves.
They've never managed a flukey intercept on Turn 0 of a Blitz with their Beast of Nurgle only to be told that a High Elf Thrower has Safe Pass.
They've never known the hopelessness of trying to stop a Wardancer
They have never known true futility, which is only learnt by trying to put a Blodging Dark Elf Blitzer with Sidestep on the floor.

They also have never tried playing as Halflings.

>>49970743
>intercept on Turn 0 of a Blitz
???

>>49970855

Thinking about it, it might have been his turn 1 after that blitz.

>>49970743
>what is tackle
>what is mighty blow

Elves get actively and passively fucked by anyone who has those, and everyone has those, ESPECIALLY dwarves.

>hurrdurr let's give practically half the team tackle for free

>>49970986
M

V

4

>>49971109
zombies are mv4 and yet undead and necro are extremely strong teams with very high win rates

>>49971242
oh you're right anon i guess dwarves low ma isn't a weakness at all. your brilliant reasoning has convinced us all

File: BBSekritTeams.png (19KB, 859x647px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 859x647px

Alright folks, the time for secret league has almost begun. This is the current list of teams. If you are not on it and you told me so, please remind me. Anyone else please PM me on fumbbl if you wish to join. We start on 28th at around 12pm EST time. If we have an odd number of teams I will make a dummy team so 3 lucky people will get a win with none of the benefits.

>>49971242
Necromantics suck, Undeads take skeletons, not zombies.

>>49972701
I've only seen maybe 1-2 skeles on Undead teams for fouling and the rest are always line zombies. Av7+thickskull is not the same as Av8.

File: 1476983370539.jpg (37KB, 450x441px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 450x441px

>>49972701

>>49972651

>glorious nippon

Weren't they a super sekrit team? Did you mean Nipponese?

>>49972971
I did. I blame Logics for calling them that in the message.

>>49972651
Who the hell applies with a not fresh team? Ravens are removed

>>49973527
Can't believe you didn't notice that.

>>49973595
Alright, I didn't expect someone to apply to a secret league with a crippled Dark Elf team. My bad.

>think of new funny team theme
>think all the players names
>don't want to play any new team anytime soon

Where can I get cyanide so I can escape from this crippling pain?

>>49973667
On Steam, just look up "Blood Bowl"

File: 1475627197404.jpg (75KB, 750x732px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 750x732px

>>49973694
Cheers

>>49973694
That's cyanide without a capital C.

>>49972651
I knew I forgot a step, I entered the Horrible Horned Toads for the skerit league Mr. Shellfish.

>>49975358
Holy shit, I can post from my phone again! It's a miracle!

>>49972783
>>49972816
I use skeletons just so I can name them after euphemisms for erection.

Two teams so bad, they have to play again!
It's Claw and Chord vs. Chumps of War in:
Race to the Bottom!
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=902523

Not enough faith in BT Ogre blitzes, Lawless.

4-0 to Claw and Chord.

File: 502497.jpg (64KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 600x450px

>>49972651
>>49973527
>>49973595
>>49973629

I am confident in the abilities of our Secret League Manager.

By the way, I am applying to the league with a Lyzardmens team. They are a fan created team for Secret League, really interesting, they play kind of like a strength 4 ogre team with really fast snotlings. Me and my friends have extensively playtested this custom roster, so this team has a handful of matches under its belt already, but it should be ok because I see there are already plenty of experienced teams in this league.

I look forward to playing with you all!

>>49979536
Nice pic fag

B E R T H A

File: treemen-1.jpg (41KB, 600x293px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 600x293px

>help us

game soon

>>49972651
I don't see RPG Maker Rampage on that list.

File: BBSekritTeams.png (20KB, 859x647px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 859x647px

>>49982137
Thank you. Have an updated list.

>>49982109
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=902612

>>49982162
In this game, Tulip is MNG again.

>>49982355
After Logics throws away his offense trying to give a Chorf the ball he steals it back next half. Chiyo and Sora get KO'd back to back after a Bull blitz and dub skulls.

>>49982612
Dai has been claw'd off the pitch also. Good thing Pizza used his apo to get Sora back from the KO.

>>49982646
And on turn 7 Sora gfis into the KO box. No vamps left and only 2 thralls.

>>49982162
And Doomstar Requiem wins 1-0. I was expecting to lose this one, and now I am back on the road to 2/2/2.

Name a better star player than Bertha

Protip:You can't.

>>49984038
M O R G N T H O R G

O

R

G

N

T

H

O

R

G

File: crawling chaos.gif (539KB, 300x219px) Image search: [Google]

539KB, 300x219px

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=902706
First World Chaos VS Department of Sanitation

>>49984070
>Morgiterally n Who

>>49985717
1-0 to Department of Sanitation

File: 1451482719991.jpg (315KB, 620x1979px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 620x1979px

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hungry-troll-3-bb-teams#/
Thoughts on these teams? Not so keen on the chorfs, but that might just be the shitty renders.
Why so dead today?

>>49986955
>Why so dead today?
All the good teams played already. Waiting for the real main event: beginning of sekrit season.

>>49986955

I admit I like the idea of an Extreme Dinosaurs team, I know last time those were posted a lot of people were pretty eh about them.

I can't say I like the skinks much. They're too fierce and scrappy looking as raptors to feel right.

Rend the Heavens and League of Orcy Gentlemen will be playing at 0:00 server time.

Apologies for the short notice.

>>49987763

We are starting:

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=902818

>>49990067
>>49989161

Rend the Heavens takes it 2 - 1.

MVP definitely goes to Orchimedes for a pass in the second half that left the elves scrambling to prevent a tie score.

>>49946630
>What are skaven
>Calls shit he doesn't like a meme
>>>>>>/v/

Last rookie match when

MCBOBSON AND SASASING PLEASE PLAY YOUR GAME I WANT TO PLAY SOME BLOOD BOWL THANKS !

>>49986955
The saurus are amazing and the skinks are alright. The krox seems weedy and the winged skink rustles me far more than it should. Maybe if I get a new job before it ends I can pledge, though I really dont need a 2nd lizard team.

>>49994118

>winged skink rustles me far more than it should.

Especially since that's probably Quetzal Leap.

>>49986955
looks shit, might as well just pickup the gw ones when they come out

good news is my weekend plans fell through so the engineers will be able to play anytime

please just end my life

>>49994551

Well you're playing shitty dwarfs with a chainsaw so I think we can accommodate you.

>>49994551
>1 kicker
>no bomber
it's as if you want to lose

Read your PMs please Phoenix13

File: BBSekritTeams.png (20KB, 625x647px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 625x647px

Less than 5 hours until it is time. If your team isn't on this list I hope you don't wanna play this season.

File: Match_record-file.pdf (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

Teamsheet from the second newsletter. There's a couple of different ones I've seen, like the basic ones in the intro set don't have Fan Factor or anything on.

>>49997708

Match record sheet even. Thought it looked a bit odd.

>>49997708
>That much space for ass. coaches and cheerleaders, why?

>>49998058

Flavour I guess.

I've never really used it though, I printed a new copy of my roster each week. Can't imagine keeping the same tatty old teamsheet with dozens of erased players and injuries etc.

>>49997070

How is round 1 going to be seeded?

>>49998284

I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be random.

>>49998360
But the farmed teams that already have 4 games played!

File: SpecialTry.png (7KB, 468x427px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 468x427px

For those of you that can't make it to playoffs this season.

>gantherogue still didn't actually apply with his team
I'm putting in a fake team until he fixes his shit, sucks to suck whoever gets it.

SEASON 2 IS LIVE AND I GOT MY STAND IN TEAM

File: raw.gif (446KB, 400x226px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 400x226px

>>49998884

We don't have to do anything for new season, right? I read some message change with illumini about new teams.

If I have to make a new team for sekrit, I'm dropping out.

>>49999547
Every time.

>>49999563
>everytime
The fuck does that mean?

>>49999547
>>49999571
Learn to read my man.
He applied with a Dark Elf team and it wasn't fresh. Teams that play previous seasons of sekrit are fine. My bad for accepting it, didn't expect someone to do something so weird.

>>49999571
Someone posts right after the season kicks off.

>>49999583
Did I miss sign up?

Beastthiccs.

>>49999699
Yes. If gantherogue doesn't fix his shit by Wednesday or everyone else playing their games you get his spot.

File: washeduphack.jpg (53KB, 556x417px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 556x417px

>>49999753
Fuck, my bad.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903037
Cuckrim vs Cmen

Gantherogue has done it. Secret is really alive!

>>50000376
Yeah sorry about that, it completely slipped my mind.

Hall of Femur vs Nipponese after current match ends

Soothing Sounds vs Choppa-Eared Orcs

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903064

>>50001182
>all these games at once

AV9 ELVES

>>50001326
Explain

>>50001328
Pygmy rolled 10 to break armor anyways.

>>50001326
Do they have a weakness?

>>50001182
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903058

>>50001355
ya they're garbage

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903058

d-double feature

>>50001415
>three games on at once
"double"

Soothing Sounds vs Choppa-Eared Orcs

ends 2-0 in favor of the sea elves

>>50001355
almost teamwide ma5, traditional elf pricing

BB2 huge sale on steam, Undead is also discounted

>>50001924
>playing bb2 when you can play fumbbl

>>50002244
fumbbl is dead, bb2 has more daily games

>>50002389
How many of those BB2 games are concedes?
Also
>caring about open leagues

>>50002418
significantly less due to the "competitive" ladder which bans coaches for two seasons if they concede 5 times within one season.

>All those neat and cool cards
>Most of them not implemented in digital

What if inducing a card from a deck made you grab 3 or 4 cards at random and then choose 1 to keep?

Fuck I actually love Undead.

PMing unscheduled teams.

>>50003740
you can do it in tabletop

>>50004264
You can do whatever you want in tabletop

>>50004199

They're pretty great.

Stress free S5 players, great strength in a gradual drive but they can move the ball quickly when they need to.

File: Screenshot_2016-10-29-00-03-50.png (689KB, 1200x1920px) Image search: [Google]

689KB, 1200x1920px

>>50004354

Yeah, I went 4 Ghouls from the off on my [R] team, bags of pace and the two Mummies and expendable Zombies stifle most opposing scrimmage lines.

>yfw you have a game against fucking rofl and his >many replies and asking for games are literally him randomly going on and asking if you want to play right this second

Human Ogres should lose TTM and gain guard.

>>50005213
Guard may be a bit strong, but Grab or stand firm could be nice

>>50005803
I could see Grab being cool since they still got to handle players

Union Workers versus Blood Dragon is scheduled for 04:45 server time

aka about 42 minutes from this post

>>50006781
Game's up early. Deal with it.
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903224

dang, structural engineer rolled 6+4, I kind of want +move, but I also want guard

>>50007938

Guard was the right choice, +ma would only have been worth it on a runner or maybe the master engineer.

>>49937145
Friendly reminder new rules and box set release on Black Friday

>>50008210
why would you play on anything besides fumbbl

>>50008168
I'll be honest, if it was his second skillup and he already had guard I would've given him +MA instead of mighty blow

bumpity bump

>>50010323
A game's coming soon.

File: 714383d33727ef64532270ed8c7b446d.png (1KB, 154x47px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 154x47px

>>50010341
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903273

File: d5d7ef875a0144560d873e4e78b46ecd.png (2KB, 175x46px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 175x46px

>>50010575

McBobson wake up.

Anyone fancy a low-TV [R] game? Pop on if so.

>>50011144

>Rookie Mummy with 3 CAS

WEW lad

>>50011342

If you're the one spec that fucked off when he was clicking through his turns, we drew:

>going to pass, then hand-off back for that next level
>drop the catch
>take three turns failing to pick it up before it scatters off the endzone

About the fucking dumbest thing I've ever done

File: fFhUaMQ.png (3KB, 146x51px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 146x51px

Hello, It is with utmost sadness that I bring you the news that my wife's son, who looks like used McBobson as his online handle, died in a car crash on thursday.

He always talked about Blood Bowl and fumble, I figured I should bring the news to you good folks. May he rest in peace.

>>50011418

>4 ghouls and unpunished
>I go 3 ghouls and lose a ghoul every other game

I think some teams are just cursed.

>>50011697

F

>>50011697
>my wife's son

Oh fuck off mate, you made me kek during work hours.

Sasasing, you are a heretic
Tooby, Sasasing, you are pregnant with twins
LogicsFate, you were adopted

IRC has a new roll bot and it is glorious.
Look upon the Emperor's works and tremble!

Is there any way to contact FUMBBL admins about a glitch in the site? I was trying to purchase a player, but when I clicked purchase it said "you can't make edits" and the team status had switched from "P" to "R".

>>50013276
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=support

>>50013321
Thanks

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903382

Pump Your Wagon vs. Brusko's Bolshoi Tsirkus!

File: Banned is worse than Dead.png (55KB, 382x215px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 382x215px

>>50013405

>>50011418
I was there. You both sickened me to the core.

>>50013405
Heroic 3-3 victory to Pump Your Wagon.

File: 1477202756250.jpg (461KB, 892x1317px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 892x1317px

Get ready for thicc mommy bundas in 15 minutes

>>50014484
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903420

>>49965537

This is exactly why you let people pick their MVP.

Or pick 3 and D3 it... or hell even pick 6 and D6 it.

i was in a league years ago and my MVP's tended to stack on players with stat losses or nigglers. it did not take long for 90% of the league members to want to change it.

>>49969385

Gobs are great to build with sneaky git and dirty player.

because who gives a crap if a gob gets sent off.

Black orcs knock em down, and gobs go in for the foul.

fluffy too.

>>50014850
>sneaky git

>>50014850
>>50014892

I still say HobGobs with access to Agility on a normal Skill-Up would add an interesting twist to Chaos Dwarfs.
Maybe give them Animosity as well?

>>49970743

>my dwarf team
>play vs elves
>LOL FUCK YORU DODGE!
>Guard out the ass
>Mighty blow like a mother fucker

They flat out tell you some teams are more challanging. halflings, vampires, ogres ect ect.

Its very rewarding to win with halflings though.

>>50015119
Oh yeah, any 3 year old team with enough Tackle will manhandle most elf teams in general, but by and large Elves have a lot of advantages that other races don't get.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903455

Hostile corporate takeover

hey if anyone has a ranked team that can play 920k goblins lets play because NOONE IS ACCEPTING MY FUCKING GAME REQUESTS AND I WANT TO PLAY BLOOD BOWL THANKS

>>50015633
nevermind haha got a game

>>50015633
>>50015660
take your pills ayylmao

>>50015633
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903464
threepacs ranked game against zons

>>50015809
Threepac lost 0-2


Now, Mauled stroking his undead ego
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903461

>>50016193

This is getting out of hand. Should be 5/0/0.

>>50016193

yeah i lost but i killed 2 zons man thats a win in my book hahahahahaha

Sooo, is rofl and penis going to play or.....

>>50014819
>get rng out of my dice game

>>50016374
noble result. good jerb.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=903523
Sekrit Indians v Spooky Lizards

>>50017999
server error, wrong password

What did it mean by this?
I'm logged into fumbbl.

>>50018210
same desu

>>50018210
Crab set the game so only Fumbbl gold can spectate

>>50017999
Poo in the loo got mauled down 2-1.

>>50018210
>>50018307
>>50018316
git gud

i think fumbbl's down guys

We are in need of fresh bread

>>50018652
not yet brother

>>50018652
>>50018686
Actually yes, fresh bread

WARNING: SPOOKY
>>50018880
>>50018880
>>50018880