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The Servitor Who Lost His Tech-Priest 2016-10-24 11:05:27 Post No. 49930891
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The Servitor Who Lost His Tech-Priest 2016-10-24 11:05:27 Post No. 49930891
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Once upon a time, there was a Servitor.
And this Servitor worked with his Tech-Priest.
He worked to serve the Machine God.
And this made the Servitor happy.
One day, the Servitor woke up, and got ready to serve the Machine God.
But when he looked, he couldn't find the Tech-Priest!
He looked high above, where the monitors were.
He looked down below, where the wires and cords were.
But he couldn't find his Tech-Priest.
So he went outside and began to look.
Outside in the big, big world.
He went out onto the road and he began to walk.
And the Servitor went on and on and on...
Then he came across a person.
"Are you my Tech-priest," asked the Servitor.
"I am not your Tech-Priest," answered the person.
"I am a person, and I am going to work at the mine today."
The person went off to go work at the mine for the whole day.
And the Servitor went on and on and on...
Then he came across a Servo-Skull.
"Are you my Tech-Priest," asked the Servitor.
"Beep-boop," said the Servo-Skull.
"Boop-beep-bee-deep-beep-boop."
The Servo-Skull kept flying on, and left the Servitor alone.
And the Servitor went on and on and on...
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Then he came across an Enforcer.
"Are you my Tech-Priest," asked the Servitor.
"I am not your Tech-Priest," answered the Enforcer.
"You should go, there's bad monsters coming this way."
The Enforcer left and went off to fight the monsters.
And the Servitor went on and on and on...
Then the Servitor came across a Guardsman.
"Are you my Tech-Priest," asked the Servitor.
"What?" asked the Guardsman
"No, I'm not your Tech-Priest! I'm a Guardsman, fighting off these monsters!"
The Guardsman started to shoot at the monsters to slow them down.
And the Servitor went on and on and on...
Then the Servitor came across a monster.
"Are you my Tech-Priest," asked the Servitor.
"WAAAAAAAGGHH!!!!!!!!!!" answered the monster.
The servitor was scared by this! He started to run!
The monster started to chase him!
And the Servitor ran on and on and on!
Finally, the Servitor got tired, and he started to slow down.
He looked behind him, and he didn't see the monster anywhere in sight.
He started to huff and puff. He was really tired!
Then he saw someone down the street.
The Servitor walked up to him and asked,
"Are you my Tech-Priest?"
"Yes, I am your Tech-Priest," answered the Tech-Priest.
"Come with me, my Servitor. Let's go serve the Machine God today."
"Okay," answered the Servitor. He was happy to be back with his Tech-Priest!
And they served the Machine God for ever and ever.
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>>49930908
>>49930891
Dear god
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cute
did the guardsman and enforcer manage to crush the filthy xenos
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>it was actually a heretek instead of his techpriest
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>>49931560
But of course! For as we all know, such beasties and monsters as these could not possibly stand before the might of the Emperor!
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>>49931793
huzzah
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Tuck me in before leaving to war daddy
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>>49932142
Alright, but only this once:
O Mighty Emperor,
I desire to rest with your heart this night.
I make the intention of offering to you every beat of my heart,
joining to them as many acts of faith and devotion.
I pray that even while I am asleep,
I will bring back to you souls that offend you.
I ask strength for this world of yours,
especially against those who know you and yet turn away.
I offer to you my every breath and heartbeat
as a prayer of reparation.
In your name, O Emperor of all which is good.
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>>49932142
Now good night, and if you're good to your mother while I'm away, I'll go get a new slingshot for you to shoot the filthy heretics with, okay?
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>>49930908
"What?" asked the Guardsman
"No, I'm not your Tech-Priest! I'm a Guardsman, fighting off these monsters!"
this made my day
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>>49930891
>>49930908
someone needs to illustrate this.maybe I could get my drawfag friend to do it.
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