Swords and claws

>>49927248
drugs.

>>49927248
Lots of drugs.

Do Eversors get any training or just drugs?

>>49927301
Drug training. About drugs.

>>49927248

Like enough drugs that you asplode when you die. These guys make crank heads look like mormons.

>>49927301
Training, then drugs, then training with drugs.

First Class in Officio Assasinorum school is "how to survive an overdose while skullfucking a tau weeaboo"

>>49927248
>Isn't it uncomfortable?

Nothing is uncomfortable when your blood is literally made of drugs.

To be honest, I'm pretty sure the eversor vapes as well

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ALL OF THE DRUGS. JUST FUCKING ALL OF THEM. SO MANY GODDAMN DRUGS, FUCKING CHAOSFAGS AND THEIR CHAOSFAG DRUGS GET THE FUCK OUT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49927248
>uncomfortable

Wearing a skin tight latex suit with needles shoved in your back, wearing a skull mask and being filled with enough heroin, cocaine and liquid kittens to OD a grox

Eversors know no comfort

Magnets?

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>>49927376
Sure, why not? Magnets can do wonders for your sword

>>49927383
How have we not seen this before, it's all so obvious now...

In the year 40K they send clones of Charley Sheen to kill their enemies

>>49927416
Charlie sheen is a Eversor trainee that couldn't handle the drugs

>>49927416
His father is the basis for all Calliduses if the legends surrounding the slaying of Night Haunter are to be believed

1 - Nobody cares if it's uncomfortable. Or if it's practical.
2 - Drugs. All the drugs.
3 - Probably a specifically designed sword with a hilt shaped to fit within the claws.

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>>49927865
Eversor - like New Yorkers, but with less road rage...

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>>49927383

Who would win between an eversor and a pile of drugs?

>>49928114
The dealer

>>49927248
It probably is uncomfortable. But drugs fix that.

I always imagined an Eversor being a cross between John Wick and Jason Vorhees. Deaths are all quick, efficient, strung together in some S-Rank combo, but no corpse is left recognisable by the end.

Neo storming through the lobby, but by its conclusion the lobby looks like the elevators from Cabin in the Woods

>>49927383
In the Grim Darkness of the far future, I am Bi-Winning

Doesn't matter, there is no comfort in 40k no matter what you do.

>>49929991
Basically. A Hotline Miami/Mark of the Ninja speed runner.

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>>49929991
I've always imagined it as always running forward, forever shooting and slicing it's way through enemies, never stopping and always screaming

Like this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=37KddyjUxnQ