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>>49926957
Please select all matching images.

>>49927016
>No Asuka
>Rei instead
Captcha has shit taste.

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Does anyone have that "Dual-wield dual-wielders" image, where some anime guy is swinging around one person dual-wielding guns and another dual-wielding, I think, swords? I can't seem to find it.

>>49926957
>nat20redcar.png

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>>49927254
nobody's being dual-wielded there though

>>49927167
>freezes lasers
>FREEZES
>LASERS

What? No. What the fuck, no. Physics says no. How, what, why?

I need context, anon! What the fuck just happened?!

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>>49927661
Genius with Skafoi
Actually it's one of The Flash's villains, I think that's the one with Time Powers

>>49927740
>Skafoi
>travel
>somehow gain the ability to freeze lasers
I still don't understand it. Dimensional shenanigans by shifting to a dimension with a low enough time trait that the light becomes solid? Or something like that?

The spoiler makes slightly more sense.

>>49927740
>traitor regiment begins worshipping gork and mork

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>>49927789
>>travel
>>somehow gain the ability to freeze lasers
>I still don't understand it
Skafoi 5 is "Time Redefined"
After Skafoi 4 is "Space Redefined"
Hence why the Time wizard has it
It's subtle

>>49927836
I've never played Genius, and the wiki doesn't list the names of the ranks. Your sarcasm is not appreciated.

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>>49927214
I don't get it. Is the magical realm supposed to be dragonfuckery? Thick tails? Is anon just hoping that he can put random words on any image and come out fine?

>>49927661
Captain Cold just comic booked a bunch of security lasers using his absolute zero gun. Don't think too hard about it.

>>49927740
Nope, no powers, just a gun that turns everything to absolute zero, even particles of light, apparently.

>>49927923
>you are now noticing that the dragon is fat, and that he is not holding the cord of the controller through his teeth
>you are noticing that it is coming out of his mouth, as though it were extended up through his throat
>manually

It's vore fuckery, anon. The dragon ate someone, and then ate their console.

>>49927961
God bless those anons that don't recognize vote immediately.

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>>49927867
Sorry for being a cunt but I
JUST
CAN'T
HELP
IT

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>>49928032
Fuck autocorrect

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>inb4 this picture derails the thread

>>49927961
>and then ate their console
What a jerk. The polite thing to do is eat the controller first, so they have a bit more playtime before you finish eating their console and possibly TV.
Or maybe he's trying to cleverly disguise himself as a new video game.

>>49928036
It's fine. Just by being willing to admit to, and apologize for, it, you're miles ahead of a lot of the asshats I've met. You might even eventually be able to correct it.

>>49926938
>mercer
>physical adept
Dude is probably best represented by a class = race sort of system with his insane viral nature just giving him all sorts of abilities and stats.

>>49928051
>MILF Commander
Best job title ever.

>Rimjob inventor
In his position, I would never, ever, admit to that. Ever.

>>49928095
Or maybe he also ate their television, and he's letting them play video games while they digest. Or he's one of those weird furries that just doesn't digest food, and he's carrying them around? Furries are weird.

>>49928061
but Zeus himself is a drunken seducer

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>>49928138

>>49928149
>>49928138
Can't find my screencap of it but
>the joke
>your head
>
>
>
>
>Ferrus Manus' head

>>49928187
>that magazine position

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>>49928137
>letting them play video games while they digest
But the controller's OUTSIDE the dragon. Maybe this is some weird game the dragon's come up with for its prey? He faces off against them in a video game of his choosing, with the major handicap of him being unable to see the screen, and the minor handicap of them being uncomfortably close to the screen. They win and he spits them out, they lose and they stay there.
>and he's carrying them around?
That... actually sounds pretty cozy, aside from the smell and getting the clothes all gross with dragon spit. I'd far prefer it to getting eaten by a normal dragon, at least.

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>>49928265
>Rogue Trader.jpg

>>49928218
Process of finishing swallowing the controller? Swallowed the console first, slurped up the cord? Makes me wonder what it's plugged into, though?

Maybe he has pica, with a focus on electronics, and he just attacked a midnight console release?

At least vore furries aren't as weird as this one picture I saw. Literally, a furry with a prolapsed intestinal tract covered in piercings. Not just the rectum, either, both the small and large intestines were prolapsed out, covered in piercings, and dragging the ground like a second tail, while the empty abdomen sagged from the bottom of the ribs, deflated from lack of contents.

>>49928294
That spoiler sounds like a great undead monster.

>>49928187
but thats not Russ

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>>49928294
Well, if he's got the TV and console in there, maybe he or his meal has some precise electricity magic? If that's the only controller, though, it could imply something kind of humorous, actually:
>"I don't suppose you'd grant me a pity wish for not really putting up a fight?"
>That sounds almost stupid enough to work. What are you thinking?
>"There's a little television in the upper-right cabinet and a console and controller... well, you can probably see 'em. Lemme have one last try at doing a thing in this game."
>Because electronics and liquids work really well together, especially in confined spaces like a full stomach, right.
>"I'm being optimistic here, and it's not like I can do anything else with 'em anymore."
>...
>"So is that a yes? I'd like to start before I lose my hands, y'know?"

>>49928294
>spoiler
IMO vore fetishists seem to be on a degeneracy track parallel/skew to the normal one. Every time I've seen it try to be explained, there seems to be some crucial disconnect between the explainer and the explainee. So like, some vorefags will say stuff like "sure I have a hard-to-explain purely-fantasy fetish, but at least it's not as disgusting and uhygenic as scat" and scatfags will say stuff like "sure it's a bit weird and you have to take a bunch of safety precautions while doing it with a partner, but at least it's not as batshit insane as wanting to be eaten" and both of them will believe with absolute certainty that they have the less-weird fetish, because their respective degeneracy tracks only join at infinity.

>>49928374
The beast appears to be a humanoid skunk with cataracted eyes and patchy fur that looks to have, in life, been a violet or lavender color with the white stripes natural to the species, but in death has soured and matted, turning a dark, mold-flecked, purplish black. Its hunched posture causes its grossly swollen breasts to dangle from its chest like blood-wet sacks of meat, but perhaps the most striking feature is what at first appeared to be a second, fleshy, gecko-like tail covered in piercings, but is, in fact, the trailing, partially-shredded expulsion of what must be its entire intestinal tract, leaving the skin and fat of its abdominal wall dangling from the undersides of its ribs. You notice a strange trail behind it, dribbling from the tip of its gruesome second, "tail," pungently rotten and sizzling caustically wherever it touches the ground, a spurt being forced from it as it stumbles and lunges in your direction in a most ungainly fashion.

>>49927269
God bless you, Chochi, you wonderful man you.

>>49927961
Anonymous.
You only got the first layer.

Notice the Dragon's strange brown hair. The image in question is in fact accompanying a story in which a boy and his friend are playing video games where the boy ends up turning into a feral dragon before eating his friend and the console. It's a Transformation + Vore image

>>49928599
manga name please i did search engine and found nothin.

>>49928673
I noticed the hair, it's just that extraneous hair is a super common trait among furries. Thanks for explaining, though.

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>>49928685
Yuusha ga Shinda

The Chosen One walks into a villager's trap and dies like a bitch. The villager is then forced into literally becoming the hero. Hijinks ensue

>>49928673
>>49928693
Speaking of, link?

>>49928375
Unfortunately Dorn is worryingly retarded, like really really retarded

>>49928709
What?

>>49928815
The girl was brain washed to kill all her teammates. Her scythe doubles as a gun. She guns down her brother while screaming and trying to stop herself after blowing out her sisters brains, before collapsing on the floor. after killing her brother she collapses on the ground before the brain washing forces her to blow her own brains out

She failed her Will save.

>>49928848
>Her scythe doubles as a gun.
How am I supposed to know that without the appropriate information?

>>49928883
By watching it, I imagine.

>>49928883
If you looked at the image you'd notice there's a barrel right in the gold crown

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>>49928138

>>49927167
I don't know if I've ever knit my eyebrows together so hard as I just did in my life

>>49927167
>DM doesn't understand basic physics

>>49928960
I don't get it.

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>>49928223
Clever

>>49929053
I've seen that image before, but I didn't find any connection between that image and >>49928960
image.

>>49929077
>god was ever here in the first place.

>>49929007

10/10

>>49929092

The fact they take this route is triggering me

>>49927167
The worst part is even if that worked, it would still set off the fucking alarm.

>>49929234
>Cyberpunk Johnny Bravo
>With mob-outfit Samurai Jack riding shotgun

If I had money, and this was an actual thing, I'd throw all of my money at it.

>>49927110

well clearly she isn't best girl, and is therefore not the one you click you dumb shit. What? do you not realize the point is to force you to make choices? To see if you can correctly pick the appropriate image?

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I can't think of a name for this one, but there has got to be something fitting for it.

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>>49928911
Kek

>>49929280
I feel bad for the organizer. That's not even funny, that's just stupid faggotry.

>>49929064

Took me a second, lel

>>49929341
Epic-Level-Chef.gif

>>49929450
Then explain it to the rest of the class, because some of us still don't get it.

>>49929520
source?

>>49929499
mr crocker

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>>49927377
>that angry fist shake

>>49929538
Murcielago

>>49929549
Ah, right. His freaky damn convulsions whenever he said, "Fairy Godparents." Carry on, then.

>>49929499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KugBfqFNBGI

Also, fuck you because finding this video put me in youtube cancer central.

>>49929515
>Call_of_Cthulhu_party.jpg

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>>49929064
Underrated, that's an impressive connection my friend

>>49929668
I totally suck at math, can someone explain?

>>49929682
line 5 divides by zero

>>49929682
The part where you remove (a-b) from both sides means you divide by zero. It's an invalid step.

>>49929682
From the 4th to the 5th step you divide both sides by (a - b). Unfortunately, (a - b) = 0 and strange things happen when you divide by 0.

>>49929690
>>49929691
>>49929701
Thank

>>49929682
> a is the same as b
> a is the same as b because a squared is the same as a times b
>further proof that a is the same as b is that a squared minus b squared is the same as a times b minus b squared
>the product of a plus b times the product of a minus b equals b times the product of a minus b
>BZZZZZT
>a plus b equals b
>2 times b equals b
>2 equals 1

>>49929682
(a-b) is 0. When you divide by 0 you get messed up math.

>>49929714
>>the product of a plus b times the product of a minus b equals b times the product of a minus b
You can't use product like that in maths, you maniac.

>>49929724
You can if you try hard enough. Also, using "difference" in that context sounded weirder to me.

>>49929668
I think this exists as a warning about simplifying your problems carelessly.
"Well gee, I'll just remove these two (a-b) bits here because they're on either side and cancel each other out. Huh, that's funny, I don't remember 2 being the same number as 1."

>>49929068
>>49929059
I dont get these, help

>>49928943
>going to bed with aracnea waifu
All day erry day

>>49929789
One Punch!

>>49929059
Sauce?

>>49927269
I would let that mouse sacrifice me all night long.

>>49929059
source?

>>49929068

Every time I read more random pages of Dungeon Meshi it seems way more amazing than its lame-ass premise.

>>49927961
>>49928673
>>49928693
>eldritch knowledge.txt

>>49929876
I don't get it

>>49928943
worst girl

>>49929899
The French says it only takes 10 minutes to set up and English is 15 minutes

>>49929359
Source?

>>49929909
That's Spanish you mongoloid

>>49929893
>That filename
>that scene
Vader did learned of his mistakes

>>49929799
You dont get /tg/ on necromancy?
Unless you only lurk very specific generals it takes amazing luck/skill/lying to have avoided the " What if we had necromancy but instead of evil it is good" threads and posts.
But the point is elf is defending use of dubious magics for greater good.

>>49929569
Protip, mate. If you don't want it to be in your suggested field, use Private Browsing.

>>49929107
I didn't.

>>49929947
i dont get the rest of the page

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>>49929905
Shut your whore mouth

>>49927157
I gave that a thought and I'd say she can trick you into thinking they're soft by hypnotism, like Clark can trick people to think he's weak by wearing glasses. So a molester would find them steel hard (and face the wrath of kryptonian in the process), but her bf wouldn't find notqble difference between her and terrestrial girls.

>>49928943
why would a spider have titties?

>>49930217
A have a better question.

Why wouldn't a spider have tits?

>>49930208
>Supergirl goes around mentally raping men while having sex with them.

>>49928774
Peter Griffin in power armour?

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>>49930233
They all do. The mermaid does, the lamia does, the harpy does, even the goddamned slime does.
And the real kicker is that they biologically have more in common with their animal-halves; the spider gets drunk on coffee, the centuar has lower body temperature, the lamia is cold blooded, etc. Also boobs.

>>49930217
Fact: there is no reason for humans to have titties to begin with, so there is no need for justification.
Titties are like peacock tails. They serve to attract mates. Do gorillas have titties? Do chimpanzees? The answer is only sort-of. They have vague bumps on their pectorals. Mammary glands aren't actually that large. Definitely not nearly as large as human breasts can get. They don't require much space at all.
So any race can have titties in a fictional setting, for the same reason humans have titties. The evolutionary justification is common in animals of all sorts. Not every physical feature has "surviving the harsh climate" or "fending off predators" in mind. Evolution is not that brutally pragmatic.

>>49930233
Proof that man is modeled in gods image.

>>49930409

I still love this one so much

>>49928051
>Alan Moore
>Rasputin impersonator
kek

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>>49926991
a man after my own heart

>>49927740
The gun's main feature is actually stop movement, secondary effect is ice.

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>>49929138
my nigger

>>49929322
>Guy behind gets surprised even before he can see what's happening
I think he's the super powered guy

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>>49929359
>level 1
>vorpal longsword from noble's armory on a loan
>nat 20 on the bbeg you arn't even supposed to fight. ever. dragon lord
>nat 20
>crit confirm roll
>lightning strikes twice
>instantly behead him

the stuff legends are made of

>>49929799
>I dont get these, help
In the second one the MC is chosen as a sacrifice to a Goddess in exchange for having one of his wishes fulfilled. He asks her to marry him.

>>49930409
I don't understand this, my 6th level bard was giving everybody +6 with bardic song, then he could Snowflake Wardance and be fucken good in melee

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>>49928738
>The ambiguously gay duo's dating sim.

>>49929234
Can this become a thing. Where can I give money

>>49929103
god that'd be shitty to deal with in any situation.

>>49929380
universal dating advice.

>>49929521
hm. this does tickle my humor bone. Source?

>>49929759
i feel like this just about sum's up our generation. Pelvic. Thrust. Everything.

>>49930423
does "the hold milk" and "fat for some reason" thing not matter or something?

because i swear there were some sorta reasoning with those.

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>>49930386
NOT THE MAMMAL

>>49929921
0/10, go pretend elsewhere.

>>49929759
What the fuck is this

>>49930804
Music video to the song Turn down for what

>>49930208
If you really want to go the psychic route, there's a lot of evidence that points towards kryptonian power being mostly if not entirely mental. Most notably telekinesis used almost like a mental exosuit. It's why Superman can pick up a building with his hands, even though it should just rip a bowling ball sized piece of concrete out. It's because he's using telekinesis to reinforce the structure, much like he does with his own body.

So I would say that you could indeed squeeze supergirl's tits as long as she thinks that her tits should be squeezed. I don't just mean in a consent way, I mean subconsciously she has to believe that they should deform. Kyptonians have the powers they do because they believe they have them. That's why psychic powers manifest as seemingly physical abilities. They think they are strong and TK substitutes for muscle on an indistinguishably fine level. they think they can shoot lasers and so pyrokinesis is activated, with the eyes being the targeting and focal point. It's also why magic can still fuck up superman. Because even if superman believes he's invincible, Magic is by it's definition unbelievable.

Think of kryptonians as espers that use their own bodies as a "focus" for their powers.

>>49930489
Him "freezing" the lasers is the least stupid part of that scene. His gun stops all movement, down to the molecular level and you wouldn't have to twist my arm to convince me that it goes even further down, to the point where it can stop the movement of photons as well. Which would explain why the lasers turned solid, because the energy turned to mass. I'm not saying it's scientific but it's canonically fine.

But holy shit that scene is stupid.
>lets rob this place with no fake ID
>Oh no they found us out, lets shoot both security guards at the ground fucking floor
>Ok we made it in, but there are more guards and we have literally no plan other than kill them
>no idea how to actually turn off the alarm
>freezing the lasers buys about 1 minute of time before the alarms WILL go off
>On like the 60th floor with 1 minute to crack a safe, get past all the guards, back to ground level and out of the place
>while disguised as janitors that apparently only do 7 minutes of work a night?
>Alarm goes off and surprise, they have literally no plan to escape

And the bonus is that the dad basically double dog dares cold to kill him and then SURPRISE he fucking kills him

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>>49928673
Really? The source doesn't seem to imply that, at least on his FA. Do you have the story somewhere?

>>49928755
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15522967/
No clue about the story, it seems to just be a one-off from a 100-day challenge.

>>49930423
but thats not really how spiders fuck, most of the courtship pressure in arachnids falls on the males, and when females are selected against it's on the basis of strength and size rather than sexual displays

human titties serve a purpose that isn't really compatible with arachnid reproduction

>>49932337
>tl;dr: a sexy spider would be a musclegirl, not a christmas cake

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>>49928943
FUCK SPIDERS
U
C
K

S
P
I
D
E
R
S

>>49930536
sure, jan

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>>49930217
Intelligent Design.

>>49928794
Who'd be the winner?
Stalin?
Mao?
Ghengis, adjusted for inflation?

>>49928218
>>49928294
>>49928449

God fucking damn it guys. No.

>>49929280

Ahh. If anyone from SbHvZ is here, it's exactly like this.

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>>49934111
>someone posts a dragon
>immediately vore
It's like clockwork. Although, I do agree with them on one point: if I'm going to be eaten by a dragon, I think I'd prefer to survive.

>>49929371

This bugs me because SHOW DON'T TELL

>>49934222
even jamie lannister cant contain the look of sheer shame for being part of this movie.

>>49926826

Those look like bipedal dogs. Furry art has a very specific style. TMNT don't look like furry degenerates either.

I like mutant animals and think they are cool but I don't think I'm a wolf or some Shit.

>>49934253
That's not how it works in Chinese tales.

>>49934222
So is that guy like... converging all possible realities onto himself until he gets the one where the guy misses every shot?

>>49934725
generally how quantum immortality works. However, this is a nick cage movie we are talking about. Its a pretty bad movie.

>>49934725
He can see 30 seconds into the future. He's discounting every future where he gets shot.

>>49929949
>>49929569
Pro-tip
Log out, do your search, then log back in. It's not in your suggested

>>49934725
Nah, he can see into the future with 100% accuracy, and the audience is seeing all the potential futures he avoids e.g. "I'll get shot if I step right, so I'll step lef-- wait that won't work either, so I'll feint right with a twist..." repeated until he finds a future that doesn't get him killed. A bit earlier, he does something similar to avoid ambushes; he walks ahead of the miltary squad he's escorting, and when he sees himself getting sniped, he points out the shooter's position to the soldiers before he takes the shot.

I mean, the movie was pretty bad (the ending was especially horrible), but I liked that sequence.

>>49934222
>Unarmed
>They still shot at him

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>>49932587
>FUCK SPIDERS
That's the idea, yes.

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>>49927740
>>49929280

>>49926957
I understood that reference, but I truly wish I didn't.

>>49930233

Get off 4chan James

>>49934858

I liked how he could search a large ship in no-time by seeing 2-minutes into the future for every possible path he could take including the different turns in those paths.

More importantly it showed him doing something very, very smart with his ability. Gambling, but making sure he doesn't win too much so he is kicked out of casinos for being a drain.

>>49935292
Anyone who's rolled a tire knows exactly why that guy fell over. Shit's heavy.

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Resquesting the one image of charisma where 20+ is a loli

>>49934760
>He can see 30 seconds into the future
Not really...spoiler

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>>49935240
Wat

>>49935913
More like, how lever long he needs to see to keep the plot going.

>>49933944
tl;dr

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>>49934995
IF A SPIDER EVER SO MUCH AS TOUCHES ME I WILL FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SHOOT IT WITH ANYTHING I HAVE HANDY

>>49936263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qImHuiYnVQ0
Here you go. Clear, concise, catchy

>>49930462
please explain

>>49935240
Source?

>>49936264
like your dick?

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>>49936264
What do you have against spiders? They are such bros, hunting mosquitoes and shit.

>>49936409
Isabelle Adjani in Possession (1981)
A google search from 4chan itself would have given you the result

>>49936461
>>49936461
Fucking warn people before a gif like that
Spiders are terrible. Satan took the form of a snake, but the even worse assholes were all spiders

>>49934759
>Its a pretty bad movie
That butchers a pretty great novel.

The Golden Man is not supposed to have the ability to memorize from past (like we do).
Plus, he's so fucking handsome that every woman is going to give him assistance and be benevolent to carry his seed.

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>>49936541
So what you are saying is that they are our allies against the forces of Hell.

>>49929520
it's even more hilarious when you relaise she's in her pajamas

>>49935240
Damn, that's gnarly. Sauce?

>>49937078
see
>>49936537

>>49936461

> it wasn't even her spider

>>49936303
Lu Bu is an incredibly hard boss in the Dynasty Warriors series. When he shows up, EVERYONE panics, and advises you to NOT go after him.

>>49937539
oh man, I want to need a furnace, just to buy a furnace from those people.

>>49934882
It was dark.

>>49928709
>>49928848
>>49928883

So what's the source?

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>>49929092
Bitch should have put point in CHA.

>>49935240
So she's being oozed to death?

>>49938172
Some of those goddamn recipes call for a half-cup, man.

>>49938184
>yfw it's blue whale semen

>>49927167
Wouldn't that still set off the alarm?

>>49929151
...
Hold on, i have to stat a large water elemental with Sawfish and Shark animal companions...
If the water elemental used a sea turtle as a shield, and a Sawfish as a sword...

>>49929234
>jack has all the skill in the world, but needs johnny, muscle-head that he is, as a face. Because Johnny knows how to talk to people... except ladies.

>>49937625

I need more Samus in my life.

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>>49938159
Unsounded is so good

>>49929297
>I've got shit taste, and you must love it

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>>49938370

>>49938443
Samus acting like a bird is the greatest thing.

>>49938426
Damn, why can't my neighbouring Jehova Witness be more like this?

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>>49938479

>>49937946
Context? I've seen this before but google is not helpful and i already have too large of a backlog.

>>49938676
Nevermind: google suddenly spat forth a name.

>>49938694
>>49937946

Ah, Medaka Box. Now there was a campaign where the GM made a campaign focused around the concept of metagaming.

>>49938538
>10 years ago

>>49938479

Samus acting as a walking Exterminatus is the greatest thing.

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>>49938385
innit

>>49939222
...the kobold survives, right?

>>49937632
Ok, why is David Mitchell blowing up garden gnomes with what looks like some kind of grenade launcher while dressed in his pants?

>>49938529
Those are most likely Mormons, actually. Mormons have a disproportionate amount of white people who are good at basketball. Every Mormon church has a basketball court, as the sport feature's prominently in their religious rites.

>>49930849
So Kryptonian powers are Ork Technology?

>>49939609
I feel like you're pulling my leg.

>>49939609
>as the sport feature's prominently in their religious rites.
what

>>49939721
I'm exmormon. The only thing I'm joking about is the fact that it actually features in the religious rites. The rest of it is true. But it's a fun rumor to spread.

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>>49939562
Assuming you're asking about the image source, I believe it's from some random drawthread where the request was pretty much exactly that. I'm fairly certain this pic is from the same source.

>>49939562
>>49940063
Source is Jim'll Paint It, a british guy who draws outlandish requests

>>49941136
>fucking bastard, go fuck a whore
>i'm trying

Every time.

>>49927377
haha that's great, it bothers him so much.

>>49927377
Is that safe?

>>49942752
Nothing is safe, depending on the boundaries you set.

>>49929234
They are very few pictures that gain instant wallpaper status
This, however, is definitely one of them

>>49934253
He did in the previous 40 episodes, but the people he's talking to hadn't figured it out so he is being blunt.

Also, yeah, Chinese stories are a little different than Western storytelling.

>>49929322
holy shit. Even as a staged thing, it's still pretty impressive

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>>49929234
Fixed it for you. Now they're driving like 'MURRICANs instead of Japs.