Name one thing that doesn't get better when I put the word "Pirate" before it!
Life expectancy
>>49921437
Pokemon game
>>49921463
Live fast die hard, scrub
>>49921463
>>49921479
man I know you probaly mean those janky rom-hack things, but I just got this mental image of Captain Giovani and Crew Rocket broadsiding a merchant ship by shooting voltorbs and geodudes out of cannons and it is amazing.
>>49921437
Beef
>>49921437
Niggers.
Srsly Somali pirates somehow make being a pirate even shittier.
>>49921437
Dental Hygiene
Chastity.
>>49921437
Ninja Half-Elf Half-Dragon Half-Kitsune Half-Human Time Sorcerer with Angel Wings and Hetero-chromatic eyes. Also she's Pansexual, and she's perfect.
>>49921639
FUND THIS