Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1142: Waifu Husbandry Edition

>>49910011
It's like Animal Husbandry.
But not weird.

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Jumpers!

Do you ever companion someone because you want someone else, and they just seem like a package deal?

>>49910045
Animal husbandry just means selective breeding senpai.

>>49910062
Nah, I only go after twins if I like both.

However, while I like both Aura and Mare (as long as he's cute, it doesn't matter), they're Ainz' and I'm not cribbing his NPCs.

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Do you go out of your way to make sure people keep believing in some fancy notions like justice or mercy? Are you a paragon for some ideal?

>>49910079
>they're Ainz' and I'm not cribbing his NPCs
Pffft. He's not gonna give them what they want and if he's not going to, no reason you can't be the supreme being that will.

>>49909857
IIRC, A++ only makes it the canon-sized one. anything less just makes it smaller. It's a Noble Phantasm, and Item Creation allows you to make Noble Phantasms.

>>49910067
Yes, and?

>>49910098
>Implying I'm not going to teach him a spell to grow a dick.

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>>49910062
I generally don't companion individual members of a team for that reason.

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>>49909820
No.

>>49910100
C'mon, man, do you really think a skill called 'Item Creation' would allow you to make non-item NPs?

>>49910112
He's still not gonna have a libido, sempai. Also, the twins are way to awesome to pass on the opportunity of grabbing them both.

Question: How do perks that give you land and/or titles of nobility transfer over to other jumps?

Ex: Viking Saga (Domain), ASOIAF (Land Deed), Naruto (Dosh), Elder Scrolls (Noble), etc.

Do you lump them together into a large chunk of territory or sprinkle them around? Stick with one title and rank or string them all together?

Was wondering while making my Nine to Five jump and how that would work. Probably best to toggle them off.

>"Here's Prince Anon of Dorne, Duke of Morena, Jarl of Katgart, Lord Protector of the Holy Land...."

10 minutes later

>"and Baron of Schwarzberg. Show him how to work the fryer."

>>49910112
…So you're going to give him a boner?

>>49910139
That can be fixed.

>>49910146
Of course.

>>49910086
Why would you erase them?

>>49910132
I do think your taking the name too literally man.

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Reposting for the new thread!

>>49910132
Maybe I'm reaching, but if they studied spatial and spiritual magecraft enough, it feels like building a literal room in a dude's soul might be possible. More work than they seem to be assuming, though, and you'd still need the secondary NPs that do stuff like repairing and retrieving items.

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>>49910146
>>49910112
That helps Albedo more than anyone else.

>>49910162
>>49910167
Don't bother responding.
It's a butthurt troll attacking Echoanon.
Not saying that he doesn't have it coming, at least a little, but enough is enough. Just ignore him.

>>49910079
Ainz can have the rest of them, and Shalltear twice, but I will admit that I am planning on giving the twins a ride out of there.

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>>49910141
>wanting to be from Dorne

>>49910209
You really love traps, huh?

Methinks you and Miss Teapot would get along.

>>49910116
Speaking of Raven, would either of these perks allow me to have a Jagan Eye appear as a Chakra gem?

>300cp - Little Bit Beastly: Whatever your monstrous form, it’s not that far away from being human to the point that your animal ears or zombieflesh is seen as complementary. This perk removes the aesthetically negative manifestations of monstrous forms like rotted flesh, and ensures that the remaining features are pretty, noble or handsome.

>Mutational Mastery (600CP) (50% off: B.O.W.): You are your own master. Sure, they can try to stick you with needles or graft things on you, but at the end of the day it is your mind that controls the body. Not theirs. Your sense of self has an iron-clad hold upon your form, and as a result your body has obtained an odd quirk. When willingly being given mutagens or genetic splices, you can determine what physical traits even appear on your body, and where they go. Virus that gives giant shoulder eyes but grants amazing regen? Move the eye to the chest, or even just make a tiny third eye on the forehead. It's your call, now.

>>49910226
Nah. I'm more about Aura. I'm planning on setting up Mare with the Sisters I picked up in Raildex.

>>49910086
Yes

>>49910162
The perk just lets you make items, and magical items etc. Val added the NP part on to EX because EX is special. You still have to physically make the item, and it has to be an item. Source: I asked lots of questions.

You could however make an item that acts as or allows you to use an effect very similar to an A rank GoB. It just needs to be tied to the item, which means you can't use it without it. Maybe make a bag that's bigger on the inside and can do the GoB effect with anything inside it.

>>49910226
>Miss Teapot
That's something I've kicked around a few times. The Nazarick scenario has you finding all the old members of AOO. So if you did find them, that'd include BT. I wonder how she'd react to you trying to run off with her creations.

I wonder how Aura and Mare would deal with being fought over.

>>49910062
I grabbed both the NorCal sisters in Kancolle. I was aiming for the name ship, but Washington wanted to tag along and I had no reason to deny her.

Funny, but despite being firmly in the "meh" category starting out, she ended up becoming my right hand lady. Such is life.

>>49910232
What, like a little bead on a forehead? Sure, whatever. Knock yourself out with the RE perk.

>>49910282
>Washington
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

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>>49910244
>Setting up Mare
Now I want to set up Mare with Fair-Eyes and Makoto

>>49910278
They're ultimately more loyal to their creators than to Nazarick in general, so they'd side with her over you if really pressed (as in, if it worsens from a friendly argument).

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>>49910297
Wrong Washington.
My Wash smacked the shit out of Kirishima.

>>49910324
Oh man! I just noticed Shalltear on the chair.

Got to love the little stuff.

>>49910333
Well. Fuck.

Now I'm going to have to figure out how that works.

>>49910324
>There are people who actually like Gate.

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>>49910286
Alright, thanks famalam.

Man, I want a rimworld jump.

>>49910210
Hey, it's the least fucked up realm in the 7 Kingdoms

At the risk of starting a bunch of Naruto posting I think I figured out how Kamui users can walk while intangible without falling through the floor.

You don't phase through anything you are touching at the moment of activation, which means you wouldn't phase through the surface you're standing/walking on.

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>>49910413
Good job, anon.

>>49910413
Same reason ghosts don't fall through the floor but can walk through walls.
PLOT! FANWANKING! FIAT!

>>49910431
Baka Justiceanon. Floors obviously have higher concentrations of psychic energy.

>>49910405
>filled with poison-using cowards
How is it the best?

At the risk of not starting a bunch of Naruto posting, can anyone tell me how their stats usually are?

Specifically strength and durability.

>>49910413
You're part right. How it actually works is that Kamui isn't a phasing jutsu, it's a teleportation jutsu. When objects appear to pass through Obito he's actually just creating portals to his personal dimension right at the point where his body touches them, then creating portals back out of the dimension on the other side of him. The two dimensions correspond in terms of physical positioning, so it looks just like something passed through him. Same with him passing through an object larger than himself, he's really just making portals positioned so he appears to phase through it.

>>49910480
>coward
Found the shitposter, guys.

Jump 35: Kid Radd - I'm getting this weird feeling of deja vu. Again.
Origin: Drop-In - It's still me.
Genre: Adventure Game - This doesn't fit me at all!
Perks:
Welcome to the Game Grid - I sorta knew this already, it just helps me nail it down better.
Administrator Access - Admin GET! [900]
Beyond the Code - Were you expecting a text editor to work on me...? [700]
Will of the User - We super hacking now. [400]
Ready Player One - New voice in my head, huh? Well...welcome to the crew. [400]
Giant Killer - BAM. [100]
You and I Were Meant to Fight [0] - So we are, friend. So we are.

Drawbacks:
It's About Letting Go [700] - ...why are you looking at me like that?
It's a G-g-glitch! [1000] - WHY ARE MY PANTS DUCKS.

It looks like another digital world that needs some saving. Luckily, as the twice-savior of Videoland, I've gotten the hang of this sort of thing by now. I guess the worst thing to w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wducks.

...

This might be harder than I thought.

>>49910532
What else do you call people who run and hide instead of fight? Because that's how Dorne handles literally every invasion of their country.

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>>49910532
Then why did you feed? Checkmate faggot.

>>49910565
SBers? Liberals?

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>>49910599
Not what shit again?

>>49910565
Pragmatists?

I mean Dorne doesn't really have the population of the other regions so leaving your foes wondering round the deserts being picked off by scorpions and heatstroke is a pretty practical solution.

It let the region with the smallest army resist the Targaryens for longer than any of the others even though they kept telling flipping them off and calling them dragonfuckers.

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>>49909005
(Fallout) #92
-Background: Vault Dweller (900CP) -Ability to go home and study 23rd century knowledge? I'm fine with that.
-Skill Tags: Science, Medicine, Repair -I will be a skill monkey. Rounding things out is GOOD.
-Chemist (800CP) -Make drugs and medicine! I can officially be Dr. Wukong.
-Educated (Free) -Faster learning and increase how rapidly I can pick up skills? YES.
-Fortune Finder (700CP) -In a world of ruins and apocalyptic shitholes, being able to find things is AMAZING.
-Lead Belly (600CP) -Fuck you, food poisoning! I'll scarf down what I want!
-Pathfinder (500CP) -Walk around and never get tired? Knowing where every path is? Avoid danger? I'd be an idiot not to take it.
-Jury Rigging (350CP) (Discount) -Quick repairs! Not pretty, but if I'm in a pinch this will help.
-Certified Tech (50CP) (Discount) -Learn how to reverse engineer and study all manners of differing techs? I have to have this..
-Food Purifier (Free) -Fuck you, radiation!
-Mr. Handy (-50CP) -My own robot butler for the Warehouse. At least things will be easy for it.
-Bag of Caps (-100CP) -A nice starting budget for myself.
-Pip-Boy 3000 (-200CP) (Discount) -Advanced computer on my arm! This will be a staple for my gear.
-Shunned (0CP)
Dice Rolls: Commonwealth, 26 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

>it's the apocalypse
>radioactive fallout everywhere, in some places worse than others
>bottle caps are the currency

...but I have a robo-butler. So honestly it all works out. Mr Handy, what a pal! You know, introduce him around the area, upgrade the shit out of him, plenty of technological stuff, it's all good! We're gonna have SO MANY TALKS AND DISCUSSIONS because after literally hundreds of years I have someone around the place I can talk to constantly and won't leave me! I mean as long as they don't have a problem with me being a demon... they SHOULDN'T have a problem, anyway. They better not.

Pic unrelated.

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>>49910630
What would be the best way to seduce this psycho psychic bitch?

>>49910651
The North has a pretty small population too, it didn't stop them from being the baddest motherfuckers around before the series start.

Dorne's fight against the Targs is so full of author fiat it's stupid. Despite how the dragons burned all the towns and cities, we're meant to believe that Dorne's nobles could still keep morale up to fight? Or that they could still fight at all, with all their crops burned?

>>49910701
Act like Baldy and pretend to be as strong, she's falling for him, like her sister.

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>>49910504
Reasonably strong and durable. Neji survives getting hit with an arrow that might as well have been a railgun round for how hard it hits, at age 13. That said, he was in bad shape after that and just lasted long enough to get in one final blow to win his fight before he fell into unconsciousness from which he would have eventually bled out without medical aid. And Sasuke, again at 13, was drop kicking giant bears to death. Now, both Sasuke and Neji are prodigies, but (at least in that stage in their development, Sasuke would eventually go on to become a near demigod) they weren't considered stronger than skilled ninja. They were exceptional for their age and amount of training. And everyone of note, later on in the plot, far exceeds them in strength and durability. So ninja are pretty tough. Not the strongest thing ever, but don't expect to be able to kill anyone other than a fresh trainee with just a handgun.

>>49910721
Nobody really wants the North, though. It's a frozen shithole.

>Or that they could still fight at all, with all their crops burned?
You probably don't want to burn the crops when you have to move your army through a desertic region, but yeah, Gurm's rules of dragon warfare are pretty arbitrary.

>>49910743
'member back when ninjas in naruto weren't space-demigod-wizards?
I 'member.

>>49910721
Starks gave in to the Targaryens almost instantly. It was the sensible thing to do but it's not particularly courageous.

>Dorne's fight against the Targs is so full of author fiat it's stupid. Despite how the dragons burned all the towns and cities, we're meant to believe that Dorne's nobles could still keep morale up to fight? Or that they could still fight at all, with all their crops burned?


It's irrelevant if the backstory is stupid. It's still the backstory. They did keep up morale and made themselves so irritating to fight that they stayed free for 150 years and took down a dragon.

>>49910762
I'm sure the North has SOMETHING of value, it wouldn't have stayed united for so long, when it's like a full third of the continent, if there wasn't something valuable there.
It's just that Northerners aren't very bright. I respect their honor, but they aren't bright.

>>49910791
They were always wizards, just not space-demigods.

>>49910762
>but yeah, Gurm's rules of dragon warfare are pretty arbitrary.
For all his faults as an author, and they were many, I was a fan of Robert Jordan because he didn't fall into that stupidity. Maybe it was because he was a veteran or maybe it was just because he did his homework, but his battles made sense both strategically and tactically. I don't necessarily need everything to be super realistic, but if you're going to go out of the way to describe something and hang some plot weight on it, it better be able to support that weight.

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>>49910062
Not that I can remember. I don't usually look at taking Companions if they're part of a package
and I don't like part of it. That said, over the course of ten years there's a lot that can change.
Sometimes they prove more willing to break away than one would think from the outside.

>>49910086
I go out of my way to inject a little magic into most worlds. Because, damn it, some of them
need a little bit of mystery injected into them to keep it from being a dull slog to the grave.

>>49910480
North: Ice Zombies and pretty much everyone dead.
Riverlands: Gangbanged, torched, everyone dead
Vale: Crazy bitch and kid that needs to take a trip through the Moon Door.
Westerlands: Nothing really bad except fucked up lord and his dirty dirty kids.
Crownlands: Crappy weather and land, under siege a lot
The Reach: I ain't no flower lover
Dorne: Socially progressive (in comparison), warm weather, relatively quiet, banging hot princess to the throne.
Kings Landing: BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!

>>49910804
The North has the harshness of winter and wildlings and ironmen breathing down their neck to keep them united, I suppose. When lecturing his daughters, Ned stresses out that unity is first and foremost important for survival.

>>49910528
I know it isn't really phasing, just trying to explain a certain wierd aspect of it without hand waving it away.

Also it shunts whatever part of the user's body that would be touched by something into Kamui's dimension, it is the user that is sent somewhere not whatever is trying to touch them.

>>49910846
>Dorne: Socially progressive (in comparison)
Considering that this is 4chan, prepare for memes about how it's a downside.

>>49910871
I'm fairly certain it's both, depending on what Obito wants to do and/or whether Kishimoto is remembering the rules he's set up for himself.

How hard is it to survive the Jagan Eye implantation? Does the one up for purchase at least give you decent chances?

What would you think of a jump with an option to companion Adolf Hitler?

>>49910086
No, I just do what seems right in the moment. Codes are for chumps.

>>49910898
Make it any historical leader instead of trying to stir up shit.

>>49910902
So you exemplify spontaneity as an ideal? Fascinating.

>>49910876
The memes should be about show Dorne. Show Dorne is awful.

>>49910898
Well, companions automatically respawn, so if I companioned Hitler I could kill him as much as I wanted. So yeah, sounds fun.

Hey red, is the gold dust left after using cards of Aesirite equivalent of halos?

>>49910933
It's like they saw how everyone loved Oberyn and decided they didn't have to try anymore. But then, that applies to many things about the two last seasons.

>>49910945
>killing him
>not making him fail repeatedly so that he keeps trying to kill himself for real in incredibly inventive ways

>>49911004
Look, I've got eternity to murder Hitler in, I'm sure I'll get around to the creative stuff once I've exhausted the entertainment value of killing him the normal way.

Does anyone have that WIP of the FNAF jump that Konata was working on?

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>2016
>They havent accepted Starfish Hitler over the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzeU7CiIq3Q

>>49910945
>>49911004
>>49911031
eh... why would you want to do that? He was a hero.

>>49911105
You're not wrong.
After all, he killed Hitler. That's very much a hero quality.

Well, maybe not hero, since a hero would just beat the shit out of him so he can face justice. Anti-hero maybe?

Jump 178: Dieselpunk
>Eight of Wands, reversed (A foolhardy and untimely plunge into the unknown.)
JUST BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FINISHED JUMP. Dratted cards. It never will be, either, sadly.
>Age: 39
>Location: Nazi Germany, 2234
I uh, what?
>Identity: Drop-In
>Living The Dream (900)
Well, having a home, friends, and a possible job is always a plus.
>Charismatic Lad (800)
It never hurts to be more charismatic, right?
>Genre Savvy (Free, Drop-In)
Granted, this doesn't really apply to other settings, but having in depth knowledge of this world is good.
>Average Joe (600)
Never hurts to be able to blend in.
>Mechanic (200)
And knowing how to fix the local tech and upgrade things is definitely a plus.
>Diesel Touch (0, Drop-In)
I am going to choose to interpret this as, rather than magically being able to transform anything into a dieselpunk aesthetic, instead knowing how to rebuild it into such without sacrificing qualities it already has. And not working on certain one-off technologies granted by points that I can't otherwise replicate, of course.

So... this is basically pre-war Fallout, except with zeppelins and Nazis? I see.

Well, I can find one part of that, at least.

>>49911105
To anger you.

>>49911157
Where do you draw your tarot cards?

>>49911201
http://www.facade.com/tarot/ator/

>>49911140
The whole reason Hitler is demonized by our culture is because he tried to fight against the Jewish elites who controlled the Western world in the 1900s, and who control the Western world today. The Rothschilds, the Bilderberg group, you name it. We don't live in a democracy, we live in a dressed up despotic rule, and Adolf Hitler dared to challenge that. That's why the Powers that Be have seen fit to turn him into the very incarnation of Evil, to make it the highest taboo to even question what you are told about him.

>>49911214
Yes, yes, we know. Time and place, though. Take it to /pol/.

>>49911252
tell it to
>>49910945
>>49911004
>>49911031

>>49911214
SJW, please go and stay go.

>>49910898
I think you're being edgy, lazy, and going for low hanging fruit.

>>49911294
And if it made sense in the context of the Jump?

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>>49910062
...now that I think about it. I guess that's how things worked with my sisters and that priest from Panty and Stocking. Technically I never companioned Belial and Nebiros with Alice, but they did keep tagging along.

Huh. What happens when you fuse two of the same kind of SMT demon from multiple universes anyway?

>>49910086
I am a paragon of the ideal of doing what is necessary without having to believe in fairy tales.

However, justice and mercy are sometimes useful social engineering tools. Surprisingly few individuals respond well to "if we increase the aggregate welfare of society the probability of your living standard improving will increase and you will be less likely to die a violent death in the long term" compared to "it's the right thing to do".

>>49910565
Saboteurs? Black ops? Clever?

>>49910846
...honestly given the choice I'd prefer the Westerlands simply because the food seems better.

>>49910721
>>49910933
>>49910976

And all that said. I don't understand how the fuck Show Dorne is still functioning under the sneks' "leadership" when they're busy auditioning to be part of Dany's adventuring party.

>>49911096
http://pastebin.com/JAgs67KV

>>49911294
His posts since have proven that much. At least his initial idea could mean anything, like "Gee I'm trying to put in a bunch of companions for my WWII jump and I wonder if people would mind being able to buy the badguys."

>>49911214
Fuck off, maybe I like living in a despotic rule. Also >>/pol/ is that way.

>>49911097
>Kamen Rider was Hitler's treasure the whole time
I thought he was an ally of justice?

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>>49911214

>>49911140
>After all, he killed Hitler. That's very much a hero quality.
Hitler committed suicide because he heard Chiun was coming for him, thus proving that Sinanju is the best mystic martial art in the Wuxia jump.

>>49911349
So was Hitler.

>>49910011
>Waifu Husbandry Edition
Best jumps for this just to sate my morbid curiosity?

>>49911398
See: >>49904963

>>49911349
Nah, he actually just found it before Shocker did and buried himself alive to wait for them to dig it up. Showa-era Kamen Riders pulled that trick a lot, they loved hiding in impractical places just for the look on their enemies' faces when they revealed themselves. I remember one time one of them (I think it was V3, but can't quite remember) hollowed out the diesel engine of a train and sat in there pumping the wheels manually just so that when the monster of the week threatened to kill his girlfriend by tying her to the train tracks he could pop out and punch them. "Ha ha, I was the train the whole time!"

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>>49911349
okay Shocker the bad guys In Kamen Rider were frequently Nazis so they decided to get the most evil military leader of all time to make an animal hybrid out of,so to ambush them Kamen Rider digs up Hitler's corpse, and re-buries himself in Hitler's former grave,I know my Jumper came up with the plan and shoveled the dirt back on him.

>>49911372
Nah, everyone knows Hitler committed suicide because he was defeated in honorable Mahjong combat.

>>49910100
You wouldn't be able to make a Gate of Babylon knock off with Item Creation. Same way you wouldn't be able to make Godhand. It's not an item NP, it's a location NP. Gilgamesh does have items to access the place separately from his own ability, like the key he once gifted to Enkidu I believe, but the thing itself is not classed as an item.

>>49911437
That sounds absolutely ridiculous.

Presented with those two possibilities, I honestly think it's more likely that Kamen Rider worked for the Fuhrer.

>>49911315
That was my only post in the thread, senpai. That's what I meant by it, too.

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>>49911437
>V3
WE GOT VIDEO BITCH

>Not recorded: The time V3 was burned alive and then climbed to the top of a chimney stack

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>>49911491
>Kamen Rider
>Not believing the more ridiculous option
See, this is why you wouldn't survive there, anon.

>>49911450
Alright then, thanks Valeria.

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>>49911520
I knew I saved these toku webms for a reason

>>49911558
This happens every time he uses the Whale Change Gun's finisher, by the way. He always fires it above the enemy, it travels into space, loops around the world, then comes in from behind him to hit them. Every single time. It's not even a matter of stock footage, because they don't use the same animation for each shot. It's just a thing the Whale Change Gun does.

>>49911558
Well that's excessive.

>>49911600
Poor moon.

>>49911610
Well, it usually doesn't hit the moon. It's pretty excessive all the same, though.

Though this is honestly kind of nitpicking, for the Custom Robo Jump, shouldn't it be the Amun set instead of the Indigo set for the Jameson data? Sorry if someone's already asked this, I don't look at the threads too often.

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>>49911558
Remember, even gods need to put their seatbelts on

CAR SAFETY IS IMPORTANT

>>49911600
>>49911610
>>49911625
I feel like I am somehow responsible for this.
>>49910563
Jump 36: Undertale - Oh. Oh! I love this place!

Origin: Drop-In
Race: Monster - Why am I a shark man?
Age: 24
Perks:
Summon Annoying Dog - A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Justice - Nothing's safe from my eyes.
DETERMINATION - More survival perks can't hurt. [900]
Guessing Games - I am going to freak out so many people. [800]
Spare - Knowing when to hold back is important. [600]
MEGALOVANIA - I'm noticing a theme in my purchases, lately. [300]
Act - Always knowing what to do when talking to someone is kind of a boon. [0]

Magic:
Bullet Patterns
You're Blue Now! [500]
Magnifying Magic [200]

Items:
Fat load of Nothing

Drawbacks:
Lost Souls [500] - Oh, great...well, time to go hunting for the boats and my pets.
...man, my companion list says a lot about me.
Harder Monsters [700] - Annnnd...now I have to be a support character for Frisk.

I really like this place. No ‘real’ danger aside from a particular moment in the plot, but that's what the Warehouse is for. Or Napstablook's house. I need to go fetch my companions, which is a little annoying since people are a tiny bit less trusting of random Monsters that haven't seen before, but it's not an awful experience.

I...was really tempted to bring someone along, but decided against it. They'll earn their happy ending. They deserve to enjoy it. No need for a new game or a reset. Happy endings feel so rare, after everything I've had to strive for just to get something ‘passable’ or ‘satisfactory’. I want to enjoy the moment and hold it in my heart forever.

I hope I can come back someday.

>>49911661
Gaim backseat driving was one of the best bits of that crossover movie.

>>49911214
Even if that was true he was A) replacing a disguised oligarchy with an actual oligarchy (or monarchy, depending on how you view it) and B) doing it via genocide.
Both of these are unacceptable.

Tl;dr, fuck off back to Stormfront.

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>>49910700
(Negima) #93
-Background: Mage (900CP) -WIZARD. Time to see what I can do.
-Magistra (Free) -It's unlikely that I will find a person to bond with, but might as well make it official.
-Chi (700CP) -I am not only a wizard, but I am a ki fighter. Remember Wuxia? Yeah, we're gonna have some NICE synergy.
-Magic (Free) -The bread and butter of this jump. I've always loved magic. It's time to test it.
-Gift of the Thousand Master (300CP) (Discount) -POWER OVERWHELMING. A head start never hurt anyone, oh no it did not.
-Focus (Free) -We'll turn the Soulbrant into my focus want for spells here. Just in case. But in more dangerous areas...
-Unique Focus (200CP) -I'll make a nice ring to be my focus while in melee combat. With my perfect memory, it will be easy.
-Spellbook (0CP) (Discount) -I am going to learn ALL the magic. Combined with my repository of languages, I will be awesome.
-Sceptrum Virtuale (-200CP) -Whelp. Ultimate hacking tool, eh? Analyze magic sufficiently and get to work.
-Debt (0CP)
Dice Rolls: 14 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

Don't mind me, I'm just the janitor. I'm just the person who cleans the place up, don't mind me, I'm not anyone of value, DON'TSENDMETOMARSFORTHELOVEOFTHEGODSPLEASE.

A little bit of extra Ki is pretty nice to go along with the Anima stuff and soul stuff I've picked up over the years, and the sheer magical boost will mean my Elder Scroll stuff mixed with Conjoining Conjures at least will get a fairly significant boost. It's all a gig that I'm rather glad of, as long as I keep my head down at any rate. The staff, though... I'm going to enjoy using this staff. Apparently it's a good cyber warfare tool, but can even be used to hack magic?

I've got me a bit of an idea.

>>49911828
And so the Digital Pun-Pun rises again, ready to reclaim its place as Red's "oh god this got so out of control please help" project that it held before the Garden eclipsed it. Meanwhile, the Bow of Infinite Fuck Yous sits in the corner wondering why Mama doesn't love it anymore.

>>49911828
OI, Red. Lumen Sage and Umbra Witch background mention granting animal Shapeshifting and time pause/slow. So is Magical Works there to have full mastery over it, not just an ability to use it, and also so other backgrounds can buy it?

>>49911869
I just never bothered to make a pastebin for the Bow because all it was going to be was just a dick measuring contest the second I posted it. I might make one for this new chain as the utility of a bow REALLY came out strong, but yeah.

>>49911929
I don't recall the perk saying other backgrounds can't buy it, so uh... yes?

>>49911957
Missaid what I meant: I meant to ask "Lumen Sage and Umbran Witch backgrounds alone also give potential to learn Witch time/Light Speed, it's just that buying the perk gives full mastery on start" with the bit about other backgrounds being a second question. And is Umbran Climax perk boosted meant to be the Summon Finishers? I mean, it's odd then because Rosa could do it too and she didn't have an eye of the world she was simply badass

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>>49912021
The Witch/Sage capstones seem to be OC finishing attacks vaguely based on the torture attacks and maybe that one combo Balder can land on you in his 2nd fight in the second game. Cutscenes definitely show you can summon whenever, it's just more practical to do so when the enemy's already weakened.

>>49912021
Neither did Jeanne, what's your point?

If you want to insist you're able to accomplish it without paying CP for it so you can get freebies, you can do what you want. You just won't get the little bells and whistles attached to the capstone perk, just the ability itself.

>>49911702
No genocide, attempted or otherwise, took place.

>>49912051
I just wanted to know if not taking these perks just make us magically stunted or if we just lack training and the more-than-canon bonuses some perks offer

I need a drink, this jump is a CP vampire that requires careful planning to get as much bang for my buck as possible

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Well, at least he's got new material.

>>49912051
Maybe you should shut the fuck up and let ASA do your Bayo rulings. He knows more and isn't such a stuck up bitch every time he answers.

What magic did you guys take in Danmachi?

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... spoke too soon.

>>49912051
>>49912119
I probably came off a bit too strongly.
I wanted to know if not taking the perks puts a cap on us. Mostly because my companions will lack enough cp to buy all the skill background perks and I don't know if they can learn them or not

>>49912145
I was a goddess, so no magic for me. I spent my time telling stories and singing songs.

>hitler
>not right

>>49912260
Technically speaking Hitler's politics were more Left than Right

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>>49912134
>>49912021
...apologies, I think one of us has misunderstood something about the question.

Anon: Were you asking about the part where an Umbran Witch summons a hugeass demon to come threw and maul the crap out of someone? Or the ability described in the boosted capstones, specifically? Because seeing as I don't remember either in canon, to clarify if you mean the latter then I don't think you'd be able to have their full effects just from the canon powerset alone.

Red: I think anon's point was more the distinction between the capstone and their natural abilities?

Unless I've totally misunderstood everything, in which case I'm sorry salty is trying to start shit with my post.

>>49912200
...why the fuck would not taking a perk throw a cap on you?

No, seriously. Why? Yes you lose out on some of the OC add-ons I threw on and you're left at a disadvantage compared to someone who bought them all, but why would I say "You can never evar learn this stuff if you don't buy it"? It may hold true if you're a Scholar who didn't buy Magical Works, but I don't think that's the case here.

>>49912297
Just take the jump from her and do it fucking right already.

>>49912297
The ability in boosted capstone. And yes, you are correct about me asking about distinction between capstone & boosted capstone against the natural abilities

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>>49911678
Jump 37: Sword Art Online - Oh, great.
Age: 20
Origin: Beta [950] - I'm no casual, damn it.
Perks:
My Quest Senses Are Tingling - Look, ma! The plot!
APM Intensifies [550] - That it does.
Like Riding a Bike [400] - Oh, hell yes.
Roleplay [300] - Finally, I can actually act how I'm supposed to without the weight of centuries being apparent in my every single action.
This Is, In Fact, My Final Form [0] - Well, at least I can become flesh and blood when I want again...and expand Waveform a tiny bit.

Items:
Digital Projection Helmet
Load Out

Drawback:
Crime Prevention Code [500] Well [CENSORED] you too, Kayaba!
Aggro [600] - COME AND GET ME!

Well, this is a total bummer. I'm in this virtual world where I'll die if I take off the helmet. Except, not, due to Waveform basically ensuring I don't have a brain to fry with microwaves if I just have my Stand pull the helmet off. Might as well, too. I mean, this is basically just a non-good version of .hack with light novel tropes. How on Earth am I supposed to have fun-wait.

>Will of the User
>Administrator Access
>Beyond the Code

...

I take back everything I just said. This is going to be fun.

>>49912331
ASA is just the IRC's per avatar-fag. I doubt much would change.

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>>49912331
...I have been doing my level best to ignore your existence in the hope that you would get the message and find something more productive to do with your time. It is to my great misfortune that I appear to have mistakenly linked you in trying to reply to read.

Since that approach has not worked, let me make my position absolutely clear:

I will never alter the Bayonetta jump or make my own, and have absolutely no motivation to do so.

I do not, personally, have any issues with it whatsoever.

I have only ever talked about it because I think the setting is fabulous.

Every time you post I hope you leave forever and never come back.

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>>49912359
Since ignoring you hasn't seem to have helped either, I want you to know I am rarely in the IRC more than twice a week in recent times to my memory, and each time there's seldom a crowd there.

I challenge you to explain, logically and precisely, 1. what exactly being "the IRC's per avatar-fag" entails, and 2. why you believe me to be it.

>>49912359
Figures he's just kowtowing to the whiner.

>>49912369
And I hoped you would do the right thing and give us a jump that doesn't rely on a nerfbitch's playstyle, but neither of us are getting what we want.

>>49912330
Sorry. I checked the archives before you asked and you actually mentioned not being able to learn stuff from magical works if we didn't take it, even if we are Sage or Witch. There was also a lot of someone shitposting about the jump so finding actual stuff there was hard

I think this is it http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/48559660/#48562046
You mentioned that companions, even as sage or witch, would need magical works for time slows or animal shapeshifting.

>>49912426
I don't think they realize that you live in Asia, and that we're generally not active at the same times as most of the IRC regulars.

>>49909311

Jump #004
Final Fantasy X
The RNG is broken

1000cp

Age:
rolled 5
15 + 5 = 20

Human

rolled 8
I have no Idea... let's tag along with Yuna. (Besaid island)

Sphere Hunter

Skills
CTB/ATB Shift
-100cp
Change in the Present
-300cp
Looking Into the Past
-100cp


Items
Dress Grid [LM] Variation
free

Dress Sphere
White Mage
Warrior
Black Mage
Thief (standard)
-300cp

Ribon
-200cp

>>49912444
Then choose the ruling you want to use because apparently I can't even keep my facts straight anymore, or this was just an elaborate attempt to throw shit on my face, in which case you succeeded admirably and I have been baited with no flaws.

Honestly I'm this close to putting the jump up for adoption and washing my hands of the problems it's caused me.

>>49912465
>Writefag

Ah, Spira... and I seem to be again a young... skimpy clothed... woman. But at last I arrived in one piece. That last Battle against the Orks was... fierce without my Sword, to say the least. Attacking on the last Day of my forty Years for the Emperor of Mankind. This World seems so tranquill, so... at piece. No Eldar, that try to sever my arms off of me, no perverted abnorminationas of mutan... oh an al bhed..., well, no weird things. Other than those Spheres that keep changing my clothing. But all seem to feature more or less my body. Having Breasts can be a nuisance sometimes. Really. Besaid Island is more frequented by Summoners than by others, but what do I do here? Somehow I happened to drop in, travel back trough time and be washed ashore two years earlier... well, two years whose events are not entirely in my head, but who cares? The Girl, that will drive the Plot for this World should arrive in... about a week or so. So I familiarize myself with this place. It seems almost too peacefull, considering, that I had to deal with fourty years of distrust for every fucking human, xenos or other life form. But my own distrust seems not to lower the trustworthiness of a timetraveling Sphere Hunter from an complete different Universe. Well, at least I can look at me here and not feel... old. 20 is a pretty nice age. Firm skin, no scars, that I had on my previous body. (damn that energy sword hurt!) And this fabric, that barely covers anything feels like I'm exposed to any and every thing. Where is my fucking Armor?

So she arrived some time later and, as this plot somehow goes I am chosen to travel with her... to see her in person is a bit different than 'playing' her. But somehow we get along. Obviously I'm no match for Tidus, and honestly, I won't try to break that relationship. It's what makes it sweet to be able to travel with them. Maybe I'm passive as fuck, but I doubt Yuna would have a lesbian relationship anyways.

>>49912456
ASA is from ASIA?

Oh god. That explains every single thing. Except him being bad at basic math.

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>>49912456
Honestly if people bothered to put a quarter of the effort they put into shitposting into knowing jumpmakers, they'd totally actually, you know, know them.

Crazy thought I know, learning about people and talking to them

>>49912489

As the Dawn of the Age begins, I help Yuna and Tidus with all what I got, from changing my Cloths mid-fight to lightning bolts that don't use mana (hello Conduit powers) to the use of an Sword that is seemingly not from this era – or any that may come. But for Sin, I withdraw. I won't take that hearthbreaking moment in fullforce. Nope. Not this time.

So, a few years later, we meet again. On a Ship, Yuna idolised as, well, THE Summoner-Singer-Gunwiedling-badass that she is. And again we rode on it over Spira, from north to south and west to east. And again we fought our way through enemies, had a great time in just getting stronger and in fact doing all the things, we could do, whilst the World once again faced sudden death.

After the events that lead to the reunion of Tidus and Yuna, I went to congratulate them on their Weddng – yes, that happened. About 4 years after what we fought for. And since I was there alongside Rikku and Paine, I was there when Yuna became a mom. And I felt lonely. But two hands grabbed my Wrists. “You know, you told me so much – I want to know...”
“Wha... Rikku? I mean, this is your home and...” She smiled and the World around us blurred.

>>49912503
It's not about knowing jump makers, it's about shit posting and trying to kill the thread.

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Reminder that Merlin was a fuck-up

>>49912525
Hazel a cute.

>>49912369
>>49912426
Why are you letting this samefagging shitposting asshole get to you?
He's engaging in classic shitposter tactics:
>Calling names
>Demanding people take other peoples jumps
>Spreading lies about the IRC
>Responding to himself

Ignore it.

>>49912486
People fuck up. You're only human. Ignore the master baiter and let him stroke his rageboner until he dies in the corner like the helmet-wearing retard he is.

>>49912496
Yeah, I think we had this conversation a couple weeks ago. Unless this wasn't ASA?

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/49616683/#49617879

>>49912486
But... What? I just wanted reasoning for that previous thing and clarification. Then I got confused at new ruling and asked to make sure that's right. How is that baiting or throwing shit at your face? I like your jump and you offer a lot of options that are well worth their CP and make a person have to choose, because a lot of things in your jumps are desirable. Your jumps are good and I am sorry for causing you distress

>>49912558
Dude. Just stop.

>>49912496
He works there. Then again I'm from Asia and math is like my weakest subject.

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>>49912486
>>49912558
When everyone is Paranoid_Anon, no one will be.

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>>49912590
You bring shame to your famiry

>>49912545
Anti-red, the only jumper who despite durability/healing perks is still required to wear a helmet.

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>>49912590
>Asian
>Bad at math

>>49908580
I think the sb version that got posted a while back had a pair of capstones that would let you understand how sacred gears worked. One for the reincarnation system, one for building them. Take both and now you can steal gears.

Scrolling through page for a new anime to watch and see this.

>Episode 3: Vacuum Butt Cannon!!!!

Goddammit Japan....

>>49912628
Sounds kinda like a /d/ general

>>49912603
Who's Paranoid_Anon?

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>49912510
so, where to next?

1. Bravely Default
2. SW: Original Triologie
3. Anno 2070
4. League of Legends
5. Rollercoaster Tycoon
6. Warframe
7. WWE
8. The Sims

>>49912648
You

>>49912616
Weakest does not mean weak, anon.

>>49912616
Maybe he's adopted?
post more cat

>>49912669
I'd rather he not. Monster girls aren't allowed here.

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>>49912486
Well then. There is only one thing left to do.

>Proceeds to glomp Red

Feel better, please

>>49912608
Thankfully I don't have much of a family to shame.

>>49912665
But I'm more of a Happy_Anon

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>>49912693
>Monster girls aren't allowed here

>>49912648
Some guy who asks endless questions and occasionally tries to get strange things included in jumps.

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>>49912693
Define Monster Girl

>>49912728
Is he the one who added that hentai drawback to spongebob?

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>>49912693

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>>49910086
I'm firmly on the side of Free Will. My soul would literally tear itself apart if I wasn't. So I generally oppose any sort of heavy-handed capital F, Fate, divine authoritarianism, and in general stasis. The kind of stuff you need a discount titan to deal with.

Thankfully that sort of thing is pretty rare, so I can just stay home and make bread.

>>49912693
Lies

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>>49912693
Fuck you we will post as many cats as we want.

>>49912486
But Red, you're the best Pokemon trainer

>>49912693
Must have missed when the thread decided that. Nothing wrong as long as they don't go full furry.

>>49912693
Monster Girl lives matter.

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>>49912775

>>49912693
I'm pretty sure several hundred threads dedicated to developing and releasing the ideal fluffytail retrovirus would disagree with that statement.

>>49912653
>WWE

But why though

even the jumpmaker says it's shit

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>>49912779
Define full furry.

>>49912779
That hasn't stopped lucarioanon.

What's the difference between an Anti-Red, a regular shitposter and a person who ask questions because they are new?

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>>49912775

>>49912737
That red thing that goes through her chest and back always freaks me out.

>>49912739
I don't think so.

>>49912800
Zootopia

>>49912779
Don't lie. When the thread decides something, it's always unanimous. New people never show up and people never leave or change their minds, which means that everyone here was personally in agreement and contributed to every rule. Anyone that doesn't like it is going against a rule that they themselves helped create.

>>49912800
I want to see her with a cute hairdo

>>49912809
Intent and insistence.

Next question.

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>>49912811

>>49912812
It's her heart. Literally.

So touching it is super lewd!

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>>49912775

>>49912839
I like it when mewtwo acts like a cat or does anything that's not just rage and scream at its lot in life.

>>49912823
People change, anon. Tell me you've never regretted anything.

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Jumpers. What is an easy way to get teeth like pic related?

>>49912831
Intent can't be detected on Internet so that only leaves insistence. And that makes it hard to distinguish a stupid person from a shitposter

>>49912850
>acts like a cat or does anything that's not just rage and scream at its lot in life.
Most of the cats I've met do both of those things.

>>49912737
Anything that might be posted in the monster girl threads on /a/, /jp/, or anywhere else actually isn't allowed.

>>49912855
Generic Post Apocalypse.

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>>49912836

>>49912855
Find a jump that lets you be part animal, then pick a shark.

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>>49912851
>Feeling Regret
You know that'll go away once Infernals comes out, you just need to embrace Adorjan.

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>>49912850
A word of caution, do not attempt to belly rub the mewtwo.

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>>49912868

>>49912857
>Intent can't be detected on Internet
Riiiiiiiight. There's no way at all to tell why someone is doing what they're doing. Nope. Not at all. You can't use context or word choice or even syntax.

You're super right, anon. There's nooooo waaaay to to read into text and tell what someone's intent is.

Man, you're just the bestest.

>>49912896
>Man, you're just the bestest.
No anon, you are.

>>49912879
Is there a wip pdf?

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>>49912775
Did someone say cats?

>>49912855
Maybe Dental in High School of the Dead. If nothing else, it makes sure that the teeth you do have regrow in an hour, in addition to a buff to bite strength and teeth durability.

I took it for unrelated personal reasons.

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>>49912883

>>49912919
BIG

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>No desire to amass power
>Doesn't particularly like adventuring
Help. How can I be a jumper under these kinds of circumstances?

>>49912354
So let me tell you of the worst week of Kayaba's life.

First off, he discovers too late into his introduction to the death game that his gigantic red robed avatar has been replaced with a magical girl idol with an amazingly short skirt and vivid detail. His voice is also put through a modifier that makes him sound identical in pitch and volume to Kuroko from Raildex. The entire intro is soon derailed and he discovers quickly that not only can he not revert these changes, but that the last Admin edit was done by a player with the username ‘Stannis’.

Still, he attempts to look dignified as he explains the rules of the SAO deathgame. People panic, but the atmosphere is kind of in confusion after the explanation due to the...bathos of had transpired. The death game begins, and immediately things are off the rails. Players are being logged out after death, but instead of actually dying in the real life, the flag meant to trigger the microwave in the helmets isn't activated and is treated as though they won the game. In other words, they're fine.

It's soon decided on the newspapers that SAO is merely using an incredibly elaborate marketing scheme and that the threats were toothless.

Then, Stannis strikes again when he replaces the monsters with broken textures made entirely out of hentai and pornography gifs, which swift on and off at random. Then the colors get inverted randomly at different points of the day, and then I run about several thousand instances of Crysis on the server hardware, causing a sever drop in framerate and making the CPU cry in agony, while the players struggled with the insanity-inducing change.

Finally, Kayaba tries to track down ‘Stannis’ only to discover no such player exists on the database. As if some demented hacker only made the name in the system logs purely so he could angrily scream ‘STANNIIIIS!’ at every opportunity. But I wouldn't know anything about that.

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>>49912693

>>49912919
That jump was shit and the author denies its existence.

>>49912910
Not to my knowledge no.

>>49912921
OK that's cute

>>49912862
Man is this bait?

>>49912944
>the author denies its existence.
Source?

>>49912922
That is the floofiest cat I have ever seen.

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>>49912922
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Thank you anon.

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>>49912933
I bet you even took the prizes out of every Cracker Jack Box too, you horrible person
https://youtu.be/nFicXlvJBdo?t=165

>>49912855
Source?

>>49912933
>a player with the username ‘Stannis’.
The Mannis?

> broken textures made entirely out of hentai and pornography gifs
Heavens! Children play this game!

>>49912931
Do you have a person to protect?

>>49912965
Open the image, go to the bottom right corner.

>>49912795
because I can? and the jump itself my be shit, but youcan writefag everything good. ever read fifty shades of shit? basicly a rape that just is written to be 'fetisch play'

>>49912958
>Or Cats, if I was willing to acknowledge that it existed.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/49742320/#q49745620

>>49912995
Just curious about your rationale behind taking shit jumps. Well, have fun, but don't take the Cena perk unironically.

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>>49912931
That's pretty much how I play. I don't seek power, it just kinda happens and sometimes you can't ignore adventure because it rolls up to your front porch and won't leave unless you break out the broom.

>>49913007
For a minute there I thought you meant Outlaw Star and I was going to call bullshit.

>>49913007
In his somewhat defense, he apparently made the WIP that he posted in a little over two hours.

Granted, it was nothing but the perks, IIRC, with minimal descriptions, but it's still somewhat impressive. Even if it was kinda shitty.

>>49913015
to be fair, i just took it because my boyfriend likes it. (the wwe , not the jumps) and it's thematically something i can say something about

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>>49912931
Devote yourself to an ideal, like LOVE & JUSTICE

>>49913007
...I thought you were talking about Outlaw Star.

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>>49912950
I like the idea of Red and Mewtwo just hanging out being bros.

>>49913058
Eh, not the anon you're responding to but if you enjoy it and it prompts you then run with it. You can acknowledge a jump is shit and still use it as a prompt if you're familiar with the source material.

>>49912855
Hellsing Vampires have even crazier teeth.

>>49912975
NOT ANYMORE THEY DON'T. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, PUNKS.
>>49912963
Silly anon. I do that every jump.
>>49912933
Finally, while Kayaba is watching his own bid for personal satisfaction and godhood crumble before his very eyes, I teleport myself to the 100th floor and do a little dance. I even give myself maxed out stats to add insult to injury.

He attempts to delete me. Nothing happens. He attempts to trigger my helmet's killswitch manually. Nothing happens. Or rather, something happens, but I don't have a brain to fry anymore. Waveform Anatomy and all. So all that happens is that my head smells like microwave bacon.

Mmm. Bacon.

I don't bother explaining why I did this or shattered his plans. Honestly, I did it just because I could and I was unsatisfied with how things would go without my intervention. So just when I had finished directing the police to his hiding spot, I kicked him in the balls and made sure his real-world body processed the pain. Finally, I logged everyone out and crashed the server by opening too many instances of Crysis on max quality.

And that's how I ruined SAO. Laughing Coffin never becomes a thing, Kirito remains an ordinary gamer instead of Stu 5000, nobody loses time on their real lives, and everything is fine forever.

...well, I guess there's that whole thing about Asuna's situation. Should I do something about that? Is that even still happening?

>>49913054
>>49913074
...Okay? I thought with all the cat pictures we would be talking about cats.

Which is why I mentioned the jump based off a musical named Cats.

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>>49913083
4U

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>>49912855
Hellsing, go Vampire

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>>49913102
>my head smells like microwave bacon.
Accurate, if your flesh is still humanlike

All in all, I give you an A+ as a Hero of Justice, also a Troll of Justice, for this jump.

>>49913086
It's in the rolling dice. I got Warframe and i'm currently looking into what i have to to to get the build i'd like

then i will take the supplement for the OSA. but apart from that, it's 6am here and i should get some sleep.

n'gite fellow jumpers

>>49913122
Who doesn't???

>>49913162
People who have standards and won't become undead abominations for scraps of power?

>>49913184
...

I hear the words you're saying, but I can't seem to understand them.

Tis a very strange sensation.

For those of you insane enough to take Cruel Angel Thesis in the Evangelion jump, how did you do it? Did you act like Shinji's Shadow, did you hide your nature as his darkside, or something else? Were you a friend or foe? Did you accept the cost of becoming weaker in order to help him heal? Curious to know.

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>>49913063
My maaaan.

>>49913184
Alexander Anderson please go and stay go.
Don't you have to reach a quota of little boys to molest?

Fuckin' Catholics

>>49913184
But I wanted to be a Vampire and a Werewolf, just like my shitty fanfiction.
Also Adventure Quest

>>49913162
I went werewolf and took "It all started on a midnight stroll through the woods..." drawback because I love the abridged series by T4S.

Needless to say Alucard chucking tennis balls at my head and slapping me with a newspaper until I got off the couch got old real fast.

>>49913314
He didn't try to bribe you with bones? From his victims.

>>49913336
Mostly dog biscuits.

Alucard: "Is someone hungry for a Scooby Snack?"
>Anon: *Flips him the finger
Alucard: "Now, now, if you don't be a good girl I won't roll down the window for you when we drive back."
>Anon: *Flips him off with both fingers

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>>49913535
Honestly that'd probably work on me.

>>49913574
Scooby Snacks are apparently good enough for Shaggy to guzzle them too, so hey, I'd try them.

>>49913591
so are Milkbones if you're stoned enough.

>>49913574
>>49913591
I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of eating one.

>>49913591
Shaggy regularly gets stoned

>>49913631
Fight the Man, Anon!

On a tangentially-related note, does the thread know of any Perks that auto-censor one from cameras, audio recorders, etc.? I've been using a mixture of illusion magic and magnets to distort or destroy physical evidence of myself when needed, but it only works if I know about it. Hoping for something that automatically blurs me out of various.

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>>49913631
I'm significantly older than him and have been connected to the better part of a dozen others for most of it, I've given up caring about such things.

I've done way more embarrassing things that none of us will ever forget it in perfect utter detail. Might as well do the novel thing at this point, have a good bit of comedy.

>>49913687
...Being a vampire?
Alternatively, I think Alpha protocol has a few things that might be able to help you iirc.

>>49913703
already Kitsune/fox themed. no vampires allowed.

But I'm poking at Alpha Protocol now. What medium was it? Looks like a game.

>>49913687
I believe Youtube jump has a perk where if someone video tapes you doing something magical or what not people will believe it's all special effects.

>>49913687
Deus Ex HR has something similar, but it removes the whole file not just you.

>>49913607
>>49913654
I dunno about you but I've never felt the urge to eat dog biscuits while high.

Some of the fancier dog cookies with frosting and such though....

When purchasing Excelia in Danmachi, do you have to choose a category you're purchasing or is it a bonus to all the stats?

>>49913743
Choose one category with every purchase

>>49913731
Game.

>>49913654
Fanwank. It's entirely possible that the snacks are just that fucking good.

>>49913760
Neat

>>49913732
>>49913739
Not quite what I'm looking for, but potentially useful. Thanks.

>>49913740
Munchies were a powerful motivator.

>>49913743
>>49913757
The description says 6 advances, so one purchase would push a skill from H->B?

>>49913268
Why not add Dragon to that mix and become a Dracowerepyre.

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>>49913955
BECAUSE THAT'S A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

What jumps give perks to go againts/ be able to seal eldritch monsters

>>49913821
From the description it does seem that every purchase gives you 6 points to increase your stats. Paying 450 CP to bump all stats to B seems right.

>>49914008
Would it be considered better or worse than a Chickencow? Would jumper like a Chickencow?

>>49914054
Chickencows are at least "kinda sorta" funny, Dracowerepyre is just pure stupid

>>49914021
Thanks. How does receiving a skill or an advanced ability when you level up work?

I'm reading Bell's summary and it says that he chose Luck after he levelled up and received the skill Argonaut during the process of levelling up.

>>49914063
There better be a 1cp option for a pet rock. Despite everything I had those little 3 damage fuckers following me at all times.

>>49914063
The damn things in AE games are over a decade old. Even I wouldn't find it surprising that stupid things come out of their heads.

>>49914100
But Anon, what would you do with that leftover unusable CP? Use it for Gold conversion?

>>49914112
More pet rocks.

>>49914020
WWE

>>49914112
More pet rocks. Duh.

>>49914112
>Not wanting 1,600 pet rocks following you at all times

>>49914020
Naruto has sealing, the cthulhu mythos has a couple, I think TTGL has one as well.

>>49914131
>>49914137
>>49914140
Fine, I'll put that over in my AQ Jump notes. Anything else you Jumpers want to see once I get started on the AQ Jump.

>>49914020
Drakengard, the Goddess Seal.

>>49914164
Have a drawback be loading times.
Another could be not having, or ever being able to acquire Guardianship (Guardianship being an item/perk you can buy with CP or acquire in jump somehow. Would be good for future AE Jumps)

>>49914075
There's a section on this in Jump Notes. Quick dirty summary is you have a chance of earning ONE ADVANCED ABILITY per level gained, this ability is generally gained in the area you most often use, Ex: Use magic a lot and your ability might be able to regain mana faster or more destructive power.

They always start at level I and don't progress more than one grade per level (I to H). The more you use it the stronger it gets.

>>49914212
I'd probably have the Loading Time Drawback be how you Lag behind in the world compared to other people. The No Guardianship Drawback would get rid of out of jump powers/perks and leave you unable to get the Guardian Capstone Booster Perk and what ever you do you won't be as strong as one, or something like that.

>>49914164
Secondary Currency Drawback.
A drawback related to how stupid the level scaling can get if you don't train your stats, hell a level scaling drawback in general.
A drawback where you're constantly bombarded by jokes, mostly terrible ones, puns, and a few rare gems.

>>49914305
>Secondary Currency Drawback.
Guess I'll make it also a Luck reduction one as well.

Go slay over a hundred cute little critters trying to find one measly Adventure Coin

>A drawback related to how stupid the level scaling can get if you don't train your stats, hell a level scaling drawback in general.

I remember that I used a weapon with a special that can freeze opponents in time. A fuckin' Zard resisted it. Would put something similar.

>A drawback where you're constantly bombarded by jokes, mostly terrible ones, puns, and a few rare gems.

That would be a 100CP drawback and everything will be filled with that. Not dangerous, just infectiously annoying.

So anything else other than Drawbacks Jumper wants to see?

>>49914164
Perk for inexplicably getting healed by a ninja cleric every few fights.

Also, huh. Dracowerepyres actually are a thing in AQ. The snowflake in me wants to go drink enough dragon blood after becoming a Werepyre to turn into one, but the rest of my being wants to kill whoever this Nightbane fuck is and forget everything.

>>49914348
A perk/item based on the "War room". You know that place where you can replay Story Events that you missed, or just want to replay for the experience.

House Perk/Item.

>>49914366
>Perk for inexplicably getting healed by a ninja cleric every few fights.

Sounds like a companion of sorts to be honest. I'll see what I can do.

>Also, huh. Dracowerepyres actually are a thing in AQ. The snowflake in me wants to go drink enough dragon blood after becoming a Werepyre to turn into one, but the rest of my being wants to kill whoever this Nightbane fuck is and forget everything.

According to the Wiki he redeemed himself. But I won't stop you from trying to kill him before he does. Though it does bring an interesting question, if you drink the blood of X enough time, will you become part X after doing it enough. Something I'll think about as well.

>>49914408
To relive events in a sense. Sure, but I hope you don't mind that I put a limitation that you won't receive anything from reliving the event.

Also EpicDuel did something similar to the Lionhart guy. They cursed him so that he can relive his defeat and anyone can go and fight him and do what they please. Would Jumper like that?

>>49914463
>you won't receive anything from reliving the event.
I don't mind at all

>>49914474
Cool but I'll have to look up that "War room" stuff. Do you know where I can find this information please.

>>49914496
I honestly don't remember, I haven't played AQ in years. I just remember there was a room you could access and replay any of the Wars/Boss Fights that were one-time events

>>49914518
Whelp, guess I'll have to go play the damn over-a-decade-old game again. I'm so lost in there, at least I have the Wiki and forums for help.

>>49914542
Is the game still even active after all this time?

>>49914542
I think it was accessed via the Guardian Tower somehow. Maybe a magic book you could click on?

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>>49914252
...ouch.

Any thoughts on how you'd handle the Blade of Awe (and variants thereof) after the jump?

>>49912553
Can confirm. Hi!

>>49910164
Drawbacks: Open Mind, Green Jumper, Isn't It Ironic? For God's Sake, Put On Some Pants! (2000)

Another Masta (1800)

A Lot Of Free Time (Free)
What They Deserve (1500)
Beyond Hope (900)
Beyond Despair (300)
Making Friends In All The Wrong Places:
-Sunny: Old Pro, Still Got It (Free), Beyond Despair (100), Am I Supposed To Be Impressed? (0)
-Elodie: Old Pro, Still Got It (Free), Beyond Despair (100), Am I Supposed To Be Impressed? (0)
-Elise: Old Pro, Still Got It (Free), Beyond Despair (100), Am I Supposed To Be Impressed? (0)
-Nona: Old Pro, Still Got It (Free) Beyond Despair (100), Am I Supposed To Be Impressed? (0)
-Kat: Old Pro, Still Got It (Free) Beyond Despair (100), Am I Supposed To Be Impressed? (0)
-Makoto: Old Pro, Still Got It (Free), Beyond Despair (100), Am I Supposed To Be Impressed? (0)
-Fair Eyes: Old Pro, Still Got It (Free) Beyond Despair (100), Am I Supposed To Be Impressed? (0)
-Secret: Old Pro, Still Got It (Free), Beyond Despair (100), Am I Supposed To Be Impressed? (0)

...no.

Yes. FINALLY.

This can't be happening.

You wanted to save the world, but you can't reconcile your own ideals. Have you forgotten this feeling? Wanting the strength to CHANGE all of that? And having the determination to MAKE IT SO?

I'm. I'm beyond that now. I am. I have to, I can still-

-you thought you could cheat the system, and exploit your own connection to cold truths. Instead, you let yourself wide open to the forces of this reality-and now your Remorse, Hypocrisy and Pessimism have manifested

You are a threat.

And you're going to give me full control. Because here and now, your way is the path to extinction. Because you "want to save the world". Because you "can't let them down". Because you NEVER GIVE UP.

. . .

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>>49914555
>>49914366

Afraid so. And yeah-way back there was this huge arc that seemed like the AQ staff basically made their fanfiction of every recent movie and everything they thought was cool, resulting in a crossover full of totally-not-this-characters.

It was significant enough that not-Galactus is now a major lore character. And if you were wondering, yes, that Nightbane fuck had a heroic sacrifice arc

Seriously though-Dracopyres and werepyres look dumb. Algern's Carapace has better lifedraining on anything without Darkness resistance anyway.

>>49914604
Right. That's enough holding back. Enough RESTRAINT.

Oh, please-no need to introduce myself. I'm almost the very same man of wealth and taste. I'm just the sum total of everything "I" denied and rejected about myself, including everything "I" spat out to percolate into the multiverse to form Shadows and stranger things. Like my fixation on the necessity of sacrifice to bring growth-isn't that evolution by any other name? Or the thrill of challenging the inevitable.

Or the fact that I care about you more than anyone else. Yes. All of you. And I'm here to make it up to you all now.

And we're all in this together. So. Let's work together. There's a cynical kid who's not unlike me when I first started this whole journey, and apparently I'm supposed to compete with him for the right to save the world.

Well, I say that's bullshit. I say we should work together to create a world worth saving, because-

DANGER'S COMING, LOOMING LARGE
So WHO'S GONNA MAKE A STAND!

shut up

ONE HUNDRED RANGERS ARE TAKING CHARGE
THE LINE IS DRAWN IN THE SAND

What are you doing SHUT UP

What you should be, loser! Giving EVERYONE cosmic energy switches so we can fight the Sovereign of Sorrow as one! Because WHEN THE JOB'S TOO OMINOUS, FOR AN AVERAGE JILL OR JOE. THEY GO ANONYMOUS, AND WATCH THEIR POWERS GROW~

AAAAAAAAA