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>>49897109
Our party, at level 7, sold our robes of arch-magic (evil) so that three were-rats could get their curse broken and go back to living with their travelling halfling gypsy clan. Not really bullying, but the closest we've had so far!

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I bully nerds like you all the time.

What love is there for basic sword + unarmed strike in PF/DSP?

>>49897148
>What love is there for basic sword + unarmed strike in PF/DSP?

Scarlet Throne Style gives you all the advantages of two-handing a sword as long as you wield a sword in one hand and nothing in the other.

>>49897164
Snapping Turtle Style, Duelist and Swordlord prestige classes, Swordlord Fighter archetype, the entire Swashbuckler class off the top of my head.

>>49897164
>As long as you only attack with a single weapon wielded in one hand during a round
I guess if you alternate between sword and fist?

>>49897203
Hey, wasn't there a book about that released some 15 years ago?

>>49897145

Where is that image from?

Also I never realized how much I wanted a chesty female party member that bullies men with her considerable assets.

>tfw the guy next to you is marked, demoralized, guard's glare'd, cursed, sickened, entangled and locked all at the same time on turn 1
Dork = bullied

>>49897253
And then you just ignore them.

>>49897148
Fool's Errand is literally built on a weapon/unarmed mix concept but it also has a ton of grappling type stuff so it might not fit your needs too well

>>49897233
no idea

I want to play a chesty bloodrager that bullies the shit out of someone with her tits, but i also kinda dream of getting to make a dragon disciple that doesn't suck

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Hey Pathfinders, I'm a relatively new player, currently playing my second campaign, BUT, to celebrate Halloween, our veteran DM has decided to run a special one-to-two shot horror campaign.

He's told us that we're going to play Carrion Hill, starting at level 5, 15 point buy, 10500 gp, core races plus Aasimars Teiflings Tengu Ratfolk & Catfolk, 2 traits or 3 with 1 drawback, and finally any non-3rd party classes. SPECIFICALLY, he made it a point to encourage Occult Classes.

Obviously not looking for spoilers on Carrion Hill, but I am looking for other DM and player suggestions alike on (occult) classes/builds that might enrich our Halloween session, or maybe even help our DM tie the story together easier. (By no means do I think our DM will have any trouble directing the story, but I personally like to make things as fluid as possible for him on my end in the RP setting.)

Tried Google to see if any of the usual places had non-spoilery suggestions, but pretty much everything I saw had spoiler warnings posted. Gonna keep looking, just thought I'd see if anyone here had some solid suggestions.

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>>49897321
Sure, there many builds that can wor-
>15 point buy
Oh. oh.
Sorry mate, you're stuck as a Bones/Juju Oracle or Gravewalker Witch.

>>49897321

I don't know shit about the module, but I've really been enjoying the witch class in pathfinder, it has a lot of really neat utility, that should fit the "occult" mantle

>>49897275

So basically, Fool's Errand is THE CHAMP?

>>49897372
YOU CAN'T SEE ME

>>49897361
>>49897321

Thats not entirely fair, they have access to aasimar so presumably he could scrape a bit of extra stats out of that.

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>>49897276

Yeah, and I want to play a boyish Oracle who uses his youthful appearance to get away with all sorts of deviant behavior.

We can't always get what we want, but if we try sometimes you'll find we get what we need.

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>>49897397
i wanna die

>>49897384

DOO DO DO DOOOOO, DOO DO DO DOOOOO

I was going more for Champion Gundyr but Cena works.

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>>49897414

But I care about you, anon! I don't want you to die!

>>49897468

ANON? ANON? ANOOOOOONNNN!

>>49897437
Cena doesn't fit either.

Neither of them can throw someone 2000 feet away.
Which the FE disciple can, eventually.

>>49897490
Champion Gundyr's spin-kick comes bretty close imo.
I've been knocked off the arena by that sucker.
Plus he does have that move where he pushes you back with just air pressure

Sounds like Fool's Errand to me, which is a fitting name considering his quest and fate.

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>>49897468

>>49897361
>>49897395
That rough, eh? Granted like I said, this is supposed to be a one or two session Halloween special, so I wasn't expecting much.

Just figured someone might have suggestions of what could be fun to play in CH of the occult classes specifically, be it Kineticist, Medium, Mesmerist, Occultist, Psychic, Spiritualist, etc...

>>49897364
Witch isn't in the actual Occult Class listing, but you've piqued my interest in the Witch. Thanks, I'll take a look.

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Alright, re-reposting from last thread, because I didn't get a response.

I'm building a Steelfist Commando for DepressedHomebrewer's game, but I've never played a Warlord or a Steelfist before

Sheet: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=983547

Anyone got advice for me? Maneuvers/Stances I'm overlooking? Feats I need? Magic Items I should buy?

Does the Dragon Disciple even really deserve to exist anymore now that the bloodrager exists?

>>49897531
DH may be cancelling his games.

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>>49897524
So was I (or at least that's what my sister tells me!), yet I'm still happily contributing!

>>49897531

You're fine dude, play that adorable fighter lady like the ojou sama she was born to be!

>>49897528

it's an actual thing? There's too many books at this point, I can't keep track of all the descriptors they come up with.

I recommend only taking an archetype for fluff, none of them really have the power to justify losing a hex that early. Well, except maybe hexscarred witch doctor, but then only if using raw and ignoring the errata

>>49897531

I find your negative WIS modifier terrifying, but other than that, it looks like you'll do alright.

I'm always a fan of building characters just for the fun of it, but I'm short on ideas right now. Anyone have any suggestions for silly little build projects I could do? Interesting classes to mess around with, character ideas to hammer into working, etc?

>>49897544

and we all wish you'd stop, just like anime.

>>49897601

A vigilante who pretends to be a wealthy and charming business man but is actually two ratfolk in a big coat.

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>>49897612

Hey hey, hey! Cut that out! Their posts are cute and inspirational!

>>49897601
How about something with the Tatterdamelon Witch?
Or maybe a Boreal/Taiga themed Wizard
Or perhaps a Prairie/Grassland Druid of some kind?
Or maybe a Skald of some sort?
Or see if Hunter can actually utilize any of the PrCs?

>>49897578
Indeed sir it appears to be a thing. http://www.d20pfsrd.com/occult-adventures/occult-classes

Being so new, pfsrd is usually the first place I have to look, otherwise I'd get lost once I left my group's table.

>tfw roleplaying romance is now one of my favorite parts of RPGs
Do your adventurers find love?

>>49897653

there's so many fucking books at this point I just gave up on knowing all the terms.

>>49897601
Why don't you help me stack as much shit on my Warder as possible?
I'm trying to get as much stuff running off WIS as I can.
Ordained Defender, of course.
So far I get WIS to
Intimidate, Bluff, Perform (Oratory)
Initiative and Ref saves
To hit and damage (guided weapon)

And that's it. Apart from class features.
Anything else would be great.

>>49897664
No, it's hard for me to really roleplay as a whole. I have one player trying for a romance, so I should give it to them, but I have to prepare mentally.

>>49897664
My GM would find it too awkward to pursue, I'm sure. I've yet to try but it seems a safe bet.

>>49897601
My buddy is currently playing a monkey Monk named Haramblés. He speaks with a spanish accent and so far has let his acrobatics and fists do most of the talking, as well as bending the iron bars of a cage open to free a little ratfolk healer.

When he was created, all our DM would say was, "Please don't make me watch him die twice."

>>49897664

Anon... I'm in the same boat you are, I love roleplaying that stuff and tend to include love interests in the backstory hook or just imply they're open to it.

Nothing like having a fox wife at home to give the DM ammunition for quests or characters, eh?

>>49897645

Starting on the Tatterdamelion Witch, looks interesting, considering turning her into the stereotypical kidnapping witch.

>>49897626

Might do this minus the two ratfolk in a coat- a ratfolk pretending to be human to be respected sounds interesting.

How would you make a Bloodrager > Dragon Disciple build work anyways, if the DD levels advance bloodrager bloodline shit is allowed

Is it even worth doing at all

>>49897715

But anon, ratfolk have the Swarming racial trait, and can both share a space and count as flanking while doing so. Why wouldn't two of them work in tandem, even for disguises?

>>49897601
>try to figure out how to play a Promethean Alchemist without Preservationist

>>49897677

The only way I know to put wis on anything else is a one level dip into a specific inquisitor archetype that puts wis on bluff, diplomacy and intimidate. I'm gonna assume you don't want to go down the monk path for AC because armour will inevitably be more useful... yeah, I really can't think of anything to help you, unless you really decide you want that inquisitor dip. Though that might be REALLY good if it lets you drop a less useful feature that's giving it on intimidate and bluff.

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>>49897708
Currently my huntress is romancing a princess, who is another party member. She's worldly and focused in battle but anxious in the royal court and inexperienced in courtship.

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>>49897664

Every now and again. Sometimes, it's even reciprocated.

>>49897741

Sure, they COULD do it, but not as a single character, and it's not worth the effort anyways.

>>49897742

Looking into it, but I've never been a fan of alchemist, I'll post if I spot anything you might have missed.

>>49897543
Yeah, he told me. But I figure I may as well work on the build.

>>49897762

My absolute favorite ever was playing the huge, wise Ulfen guardian of a short Keleshite sorceress noblewoman intensely eager to see the world.

She was the brains and charisma, he was the steady hand and strong arm, and over the course of the campaign he discovered that, although he could be free any time he wanted, not all chains are made of iron.

>>49897742

I don't see why you'd need the second one. To let you still tank, or something? I get you've probably got some thing you want it for, but I really don't see the overlap here.

>>49897762
>The princess is gay!
>Kingdom falls to shambles as peasants revolt

>>49897832
With all the magic and political kingdoms going about I doubt that'd be much of a worry. Worse comes to worse she can just clone herself.

>>49897832
But anon, there is no reason to revolt when magic can ensure the line of succession.

>>49897831
Promethean Alchemist has no fucking tricks on its own. The homunculus isn't particularly good, and the alchemist only has extracts to work with. No Bombs, can't retake mutagen. You're basically two experts with alchemy.

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>>49897864
>magical penises

I've seen where that lead before!

>>49897881
STOP
DO NOT

How do make a Mauler Familiar worth a damn?

>>49897871

right, so, there are situations where I might want precisely that, but if i didn't... why would I want to use that archetype in the first place? I don't understand why you want to use an archetype if you think it's just straight complete garbage.

The more I write the Navaros stuff the more I think i shouldn't present it as a setting book but rather make it a fun adventure path style thing, offering up the unchained gunslinger and the new archetypes and gun rules and shit as options.

I think its a lot better to present a world that builds as it goes, rather than just saying HERES WORLD PLEASE DO

>>49897923

Isn't SOP getting a fox and giving it claws and a pounce via Evolved Familiar?

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>>49897881

SEIBAH IS SHIT.

TAMAMO BEST GIRL

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>>49897944
Because there surely must be something you can do with it, right? Paizo wouldn't just make a totally nonfunctional piece of garbage, right? It's not like all the archetypes I really like the flavor of are trash, right?

please kill me and end this torment

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>>49897973
wrong saber retard

Thats saber of Red, not Red Saber

THIS is red saber

And Tamamo a shit

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>>49897766

>tfw the DM knows your character pines after another
>tfw the DM makes the relationship as tragic as possible

>>49897986
>bloody knuckled brawler seems to exist just to taunt me.

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>>49897992

>Liking the Whore of Babylon

>>49897973
Taiga is best and this is not debatable

>>49897881
To be fair, everybody in fucking Camelot and the Knights of the Round are all morons and idiots.

Merlin is an egoistic troll

Lancelot cucked his king

Gawain stole his king's and fellow knights' glory by finding the grail and taking all the credit

Kay is a fucking literal murderhobo who slaughtered the innocent (french) peasants

Galahad is the biggest mary stu in arthurian fiction, and he's still 1 IQ smarter than the rest of the knights

I am a brand new DM. I want to make a basic continent, maybe with a small minor landmass, but with a scale that makes sense. How big do you usually make your continents? Your countries? I dunno if I should start with something roughly Australia, America, or Asia-sized.

All my players are starting at level 1, but this game is going to have a decent emphasis on travel.

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>>49898013
>not liking whores
>current year

>>49898029

Sir Balin the Savage was pretty cool.

>>49897986

I could find a use for that archetype. Mostly as a skill monkey, though, who are incredibly useful but most players will underestimate them. Fuck, if my current character dies I'm gonna reroll an alchemist with a special focus on the craft(alchemy) skill, and might go Promethean just for the homunculous as skill monkey #2

>>49898030
>All my players are starting at level 1, but this game is going to have a decent emphasis on travel.

Start with a duchy, having a private meeting with a duke is like... The highlight of hitting level 8.

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>>49898026
No fluffy tail no buy

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>>49898064

>>49898029
She might be an idiot
And short
And a ravenous glutton
But she makes up for it in spirit

She's the best

I'm talking about Taiga, the undisputed best girl. I was merely leading your expectations astray.

>>49898063
How big is a duchy, roughly?

>>49898064
Tiger tails are fluffy enough

>>49898093

Depends on the duchy, but they tend to contain between three and five counties and encompass considerable chunks of a kingdom, with travel from one end of a duchy to the other typically taking (assuming good weather and good roads) four to five days.

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>>49898029
>Kay is a fucking literal murderhobo who slaughtered the innocent (french) peasants

Sir Kay did nothing wrong, the dirty frenchmen deserves to be purged.
Look at this dirty harlot

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>>49897998
It fucking sucks, so many cool archetypes that are terrible and require you to beg your GM for houserules.

>>49898052
I mean, there's that, but if you're going Promethean you have no excuse to not ALSO go for Preservationist. Which sucks. If you can't summon shit, you're also going to have basically nothing to do in combat either.

As someone playing a Promethean/Preservationist, even with the ability to summon, combat is miserable and I regret every decision I have made. Skill-wise, it's decent, and my party adores my homunculus, so at least there's that..

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>>49897995

Sometimes, the GM hardly has to do anything at all.

>>49898029
Merlin is the DMPC
Hell, in every arthurian lore, he's the one who has to clean up after the knight's fuck-ups

>>49898159

I want to protect that dirty harlot!

>>49898165

talk to your DM. If it's really that painful an experience, he might let you work together to make it work better for you.

>>49898190
except in fate where Merlin is a half-penis-demon wizard who fucks about and basically ruins everything with his autism.

>>49898190

Until he gets trapped under a rock by his own traitorous disciple because she was oh so pretty.

>>49898210
To be fair for Merlin, he really did need to give the king a dick so she can have an heir.

>>49898216
Trapped inside a tree actually.

>>49898232

It's a rock in Le Morte d'Arthur.

>>49897601
>Tiefling Unchained Rogue (Eldritch Raider/Counterfeit Mage/Sanctified Rogue) with Soulseer/Pass for Human with Adopted (Genie-kin) for Minor Wishcraft whois basically a stage magician pretending to be a mage

>Medium (Spirit Dancer) based around masks who uses them in a spirit dance to emulate great heroes

>Vigilante (Psychometrist) or Vigilante (Teisatsu - Stalker)

>Spiritualist (Ectoplasmatist/Fractured Mind) or Spiritualist (Exciter/Fractured Mind)

>Inquisitor (Sanctified Slayer/Infiltrator/Preacher)

>Investigator (Psychic Detective)

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>>49898196
We're working on replacing Preservationist entirely actually. By the looks of things, I'll probably end up sharing feats with my homunculus, and crafting a unique crossbow to shoot allies with infusions from afar. Maybe with something I can spam at enemies when I'm not buffing/healing allies. Unfortunately I have to survive the currant story arc, though.

So basically I'm going to end up being an Ana with a pocket Hanzo, with flipped genders.

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A couple of days ago I was chatting with an anon about the idea of bringing a GW2 mesmer-type class into PF and I suggested it working as a new archetype or order for Ertw's Beguiler. I've been mulling over this idea and I think I've got a decent framework and I'm hoping to get some comments.

Order of the Shattered Looking Glass

1st level order power would grant a mirror image-like spell-like ability (useable 3+Int times per day), but as he leveled up they would become more "real." The Beguiler would get +1 to attack and damage rolls which would increase by +1 at levels 5, 10, 15 and 20 (like a Slayer's studied target). Maybe this bonus would have a maximum equal to the number of images present.

7th level order power would allow the beguiler to shatter any number of these images as a swift action to do a fixed amount of damage to everybody the Beguiler threatens (Reflex for half). Maybe at higher levels it could impose a negative condition on those in the area instead of the damage.

13th level order power would allow some of the images to actually make attacks. One attack at Beguiler's highest BAB at 13th level, a second attack at highest BAB-5 at 16th level (as long as two images exist), a third attack at highest BAB-10 at 19th level (as long as three images exist).

Not sure about the capstone order power yet. Anyhow looking for suggestions or thoughts, thanks for reading.

Okay so Inner Sea Temples got released here. I've seen the thread for it. WHERE THE HELL IS CURSE OF THE CRIMSON THRONE?!!

>>49898349
some of it was leaked, but the whole thing is like, 500+ pages to get cleaned, so chill your shit senpai

>>49898148
How many duchys in a kingdom? I think I might start with a lot smaller scale than I previously thought.

>>49898360

It didn't take that long to clean Horror Adventures and it was just as long I thought...

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>>49897109
I'm legitimately curious, what classes and skills would you reccomend for an Anarcho-Capitalist? Any source is fine, as long as it's Paizo.

>What was the most ANTI-BULLY thing you've ever done?

I withheld my racism to allow the halfling to join our party.

>>49898378

It's common for a kingdom to have as many as eight to fourteen duchies, although exceptions certainly do exist which have as few as four.

>>49898349
SHUT UP SIR FAGGONSTEIN THE SALTED

>>49898394
Wizard. That way you can manipulate your market and/or production for anything.

>>49898394
Vigilante. A chaotic neutral vigilante is pretty much an anarchist.

>>49898409

I thought I was Sir Righteous Butt kicker myself...

>>49898295

>gramma candy

>>49898349
Oh boy Sir Faggotstein the Salted is back, everyone abandon thread.

>>49898394

barbarian. Waste your rage using it to disproportionately respond to even the smallest of slights. Get thrown in jail immediately. Roll a new character who has a political ideology that can function in a society.

>>49898409
>>49898460

Is salt a legitimate element a character can harness to fuel their abilities?

What classes utilize the power of salt the most? Barbarian and Harbinger seem like the most obvious ones, but which does it best?

>>49898460

Yes! Run! Hide! I will crush my enemies. See them driven before me. Hear the lamentations of their women

>>49898479

I use the power of bitterness. Not salt.

>>49898450
I should put points into something for cooking and/or pastry making. My character may not actually be old enough to be a grandpa, but he is the only person in the party who had a significant other and child.

>>49898500

if you do, remember to describe the meals you make for the party, tell them how delicious it is, how you season it using nearby herbs, etc. If your party doesn't reach for the snacks or wonder aloud where the pizza is you've not done your job as the party cook.

BTW why are you spoiler tagging everything?

>>49898500

If my grandfathers are any indication than you should put points into Perform (Oratory) because those guys can *talk.*

>>49898485
Yes yes, we know that you're delusional

can you leave now that you know you're not getting anything anytime soon?

>>49898494

Bitterness *is* salt, anon.

>>49898479
>What classes utilize the power of salt the most?
fighter :^)

>>49898531

Why? Are you hiding something? Do you have it and are not sharing?!! What it is?!!

>>49898538

wizards when faced with even the slightest amount of DM nerfs.

>>49898535

No...salt is saltiness. That's why it's called salt not bitter.

>>49898538

No it's slayer.

>>49898553

If I was any good with editing I would make a smug Pepe Warder next to a crying Wojak with a wizard's hat.

You could race cars on the amount of salt I've seen generated from those classes existing.

>>49898479
Kineticist if you fluff it the right way. Even their CON-based abilities can be from sweating and angry tears at how much they're butthurt.

>>49898553

I've played wizards. They aren't salty. They're just fire powered.

>>49898524
>BTW why are you spoiler tagging everything?

I actually forgot, desu.

>>49898606

I was talking about the players, genius

>>49898598

Kineticists aren't salty unless they're fighting fire monsters...

>>49898589

Salty is a meme term used to describe a person being unreasonably bitter or upset at something, if you want confirmation look it up.

>>49898615

Players are always salty, especially the ones that hang out on 4chan trying to get advice.

>>49898598

Kineticist is such a deep class even the player will feel Burn as the campaign goes on.

>>49898623

Memes are stupid. It's a proven fact. I don't need confirmation about stupidity.

>>49898651

There are two types of players on 4chan, Pepes and Wojaks.

I like to consider myself a Pepe.

>>49898659

My rangers never felt burned. The frost giants did though with exploding arrows.

>>49898674
What's the difference?

>>49898674

I'd rather be pepe than wojak, too. The meme god is too powerful.

>>49898666

Saltiness in and of itself is a meme term used to describe petty bitterness, you just tried to claim salty =/= bitter when it is.

>>49898674

I consider myself a blackguard and cultist of Demogorgon.

>>49898702

It's not according to Webster's dictionary. Your belief that it and/or some meme makes it so is illogical and stupid.

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>>49898686

Pepe is Cartman, Wojak is a self-aware Butters.

>>49898725

fuck off desu senpai

>>49898754

I'm neither. I'm a 3.5 book of vile darkness prestige class.

>>49898725
Language changes, and further than that, slang exists and is rarely catalogued.

>>49898764

so a hopeless edgelord noone plays with seriously, and only suggests playing with as a joke. Got it.

>>49898759

You first, you screaming pile of rotten donkey balls.

>>49898754
Butters is a much better person than cartman. I'd take Wojak any day.

>>49898767

Languages might change but it's only because people forget to write crap down.

>>49898772

And you are typical internet troll that feels powerful when you pretend that your opinion actually matters.

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>>49898778

btw you're wrong dipshit, oxford has a definition for it.

>>49898795

Since when are we using Oxford? Webster's is the standard most English speaking countries use.

So did DHB die?

>49898811
Which acts of government name Webster's jackass?

>>49898818
DHB?

>>49898818
who?

>>49898827

Which one says Oxford is what I'd like to know...

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>>49898793

>someone makes a joke following up on a self-depreciating joke
>t-troll!

>>49898830
>>49898832
depressed homebrewer he said last thread that he might have to cancel his games because of chest pain or some shit

>>49898840

Ooo. Edgy... I feel so ashamed. Not.

>>49898845
Oh, well they had bad taste anyways.

>>49898811

>standard dictionary

you what mate? You're just mad that your proscriptivist nonsense got called out.

>>49898858

I'm already mad, but it had NOTHING to do with which dictionary we're using.

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>>49898847

then why did you feel the need to attack me for it instead of having a laugh? Checkmate, atheist.

How can I convince my DM to let me take shadow puppetry as a performance skill? I love the idea of casting shadows and making voices to scare low Int. enemies, like cave goblins. Plus I want to recreate movies on a big, flat wall to earn some gold or pay for a room at an inn.

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>>49898875

so just the very idea of someone disagreeing with you pissed you off, huh? What the fuck do you have against memes and slang anyways? What kind of fucking loser are you?

>>49898904

He's generating salt.

>>49898884

I felt like hitting you but the internet doesn't have the capacity to let me do it. So I used small words instead.

What was the purest cinnamon bun you've ever baked for a campaign, /pfg/?

>>49898904

Why not? Everyone else does it on the internet.
Why should I be special? Why the hell should you?

>>49898909

I'm generating something but it's not salt.

>>49898914

so... you did care. You keep talking in circles, anon. And yes, I appreciate you sticking to small words, it keeps me from having to parse the spelling mistakes.

>>49898936

... does what? You're not making sense anon.

Anybody have an equivalent to d&d 3.5 rules compendium? can I just use the 3.5 compendium?
I really don't care but I am dealing with a prick.

>>49898957

I only cared enough to want to inflict violence on idiots. Something that occurs regularly here it seems.

Also I stuck to small words because spelling mistakes aren't the same as grammatical ones.

>>49898845
Fuck. I finally got time and was just about to sit down and figure out a character for it. Oh well. Better an online game die early than get two sessions in and have every fuck off like they usually do.

>>49898970

And you are? Like you're all SO sensible, nice and polite to every one here? Yeah right.

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>>49898991
I try to be nice and polite, yes!

>>49898973

THIS ISN'T 3.5 THREAD! THIS IS PATHFINDER, YOU LAZY ASS FUCK.

>>49898991

no I mean what you said literally didn't make sense, I'm trying to understand the point you were making.

>>49898973
d20hypertext had epic level, psionics, unearthed arcana, and core

Beyond that I don't know. Their used to be an equivalent to PFSRD.

>>49899014
pathfinder is just published houserules to 3.5, so asking for 3.5 stuff on a PF thread is completely A-okay!

>>49899007

Bullshit! You're all the same! Just a bunch of hormonally challenged teenagers screaming about boners that you don't have because your life is a worthless sim of WoW crap.

>>49899007

Anon, do you have pinkeye? Something's up with your left eye.

>>49898424
>>49898464
Anarch-capitalist you idiots, not anarchists.
>>49898416
This guy has the right idea.

>>49898974

Right, you got mad. You're really not proving me wrong, anon. You claimed you didn't care then said it got you mad. Can you maintain a single cogent argument, or am I going to have to help you maintain some consistency between sentences?

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>>49899031
I'll have you know I play FFXIV and not WoW! I like my Miqo'te!

>>49899032
No, that's just heterochromia!

>>49899019

Maybe my point is there is no point! Maybe I want to just yell and scream. Maybe I want to inflict pain on you worthless fucks just because!

>>49899028

No it's a completely different system that EXPANDED on 3.5 and codified things to the point that it's not D&D, but freaking PATHFINDER.

>>49899038

yeah, anarcho capitalists- the guys who believe in the NAP and stuff. Doesn't function well in a society.

>>49899038
>Anarch-capitalist you idiots, not anarchists.

what's the difference? none of us are special snowflakes who thinks their political orientations actually matter in the general political heirarchy when we're just sheep to be slaughtered.

>>49899056
>No it's a completely different system that EXPANDED on 3.5 and codified things to the point that it's not D&D, but freaking PATHFINDER.
Yes, so house rules to 3.5

>>49899046

I don't have to prove you wrong. I don't have to prove a goddamn thing! I can yell, scream and do crap I want because this is 4chan! The shittiest place on earth! Why? Because no one fucking CARES!

>>49899062

>>>/pol/

>>49899056

well if you were looking to generate keks you have, but I don't know about hurting anyone.

>>49899066

and 3.5 is house rules to 3e, which is house rules to 2e, which really when it comes right down to it means everyone is just laying chainmail. congratulations, your retarded argument has reached its logical conclusion. move on.

>>49899048

That's even WORSE. At least WoW has a LITTLE relevance to Pathfinder. FF just has crappy anime characters that do crap storylines that a developmentally challenged 5 year old could write in crayon. Only better, because the 5 year old probably didn't have a TV!

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>>49898923

None of my characters really approach "cinnamon bun" levels of purity. Unless you're referring to actual cinnamon buns, in which case, I actually made one a while back for a member of the group when they were going through some heavy stuff. Thought it might cheer them up a bit.

>>49899038
>Anarch-capitalist you idiots, not anarchists.

I dunno why that's a point of contention when principles like free market and capitalism doesn't work well in a fantasy setting at least until the Industrial Age.

>>49899081
I'm not quite sure on how my MMO of choice effects my TTRPG experience. I mean, I do like crayons though....

>>49899070

I'm not the one who brought up politics in the thread, dude. Though maybe >>49899064
could use a little time on the grinder, take some of that fucking edge off him.

I'm running a Kingmaker campaign and due to a player dropping out because real life stuff got in the way, I decided to make a GMPC. What would be fitting in a party made up of a Sage Sorcerer, a Viscera Kinetic Duelist Kineticist, and a dragon from DSP's dragon monster class book? I use 25 point buy and allow most 3rd party. I'm somewhat reluctant to play Path of War if only because I have to manage their maneuvers on top of having to manage every single monster and I don't want to end up making a character to specifically counter the campaign. We're just starting book 3 and aren't using kingdom building rules.

>>49899056
>Pathfinder isn't D&D
Baka Sir Faggotstein the Salted!

>>49899096
>
don't

>>49899095
>Implying I posted edge

I'm a fucking nihilist. I give 0 fucks about the elections because both sides are corrupt pieces of shit.

>>49899088

Eh? Capitalism has always been more-or-less a thing, it's just now it's more broadly implemented.

>>49899080
(You)

>>49899080

I have no fucking idea what a keks is nor is it something I care about. I'm going to continue on until this whole goddamn place is burnt to the ground!

>>49899066

No. House rules are what OTHER people do, they don't publish and say "Here buy our stuff!."

>>49899080

Also finally, house rules from 3 to 2nd weren't even around much less improved on because WotC OWNS D&D, not Paizo.

>>49899096
Make a tanky healer support character. Don't take the spotlight from the players.

>>49899107
>I'm a fucking nihilist. I give 0 fucks about the elections because both sides are corrupt pieces of shit.
Aw, how cute. How is your first election going?

Ah, just getting into the thread after a few days gone, and it has devolved into baiting and shitposting.

I would expect nothing less from you wonderful people

>>49899105
The main reason I'm doing this is because my players are begging to not go into book 3 without a full party. Book 3 is bad mojo for our group, every single AP we've ever wiped on was in book 3. Iron Gods, Reign of Winter, even fucking Council of Thieves. They're preparing for the worst, and if it means having a GMPC then so be it.
>>49899116
Any recommendations? Sounds like Oradin could possibly work.

>>49899117
>Implying he's old enough to vote.

>>49899100

I'm the unholy wrath of Hell, you spineless dick.

>>49899094

I knew it! You suck on crayons! Hah!

>>49899117
At least he can vote.

>>49899107

being a nihilist doesn't make refering to the population as "sheeps to the slaughter" not edge.

>>49899114

keks means laughter, jesus christ lurk more on the fucking website.

Also, I wasn't agreeing with the dude, I was making the point that if you're gonna say a similiar but different system is the same because "muh homerules" you might as well go all the way back, because the jump between 3.5 and pf is pretty fucking huge.

>>49899124
Sir Faggotstein the Salted is a new phenomenon. He'll eventually get bored or get grounded by his parents for staying up past his bedtime.

>>49899124

I'm an angry, pissed of SOB, not wonderful, you malignant muddled toadstool.

Also FUCK POLITICS!

>>49899107
>I'm a fucking nihilist. I give 0 fucks about the elections because both sides are corrupt pieces of shit.
my little anon can't be this edgy

>>49899107

That isn't how nihilism works, though.

Nihilism believes that because nothing has intrinsic importance, anything can be made important through the application of personal will. It's no coincidence the "God is dead" of nihilism is followed by the Superman.

>>49899109
I'm not entirely certain since I only took econ as a minor.

The Age of Sails and Exploration was what kicked off the capitalist dogma. Trading gold and resources was what motivated every country to set off the new frontier and encouraged building political relations.

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>>49899151
Yay, heck politics. I came here for escapism!

>this thread
Danger! Danger! We are approaching 60% levels of /pol/-posting.

Abort? [Y / N]

>>49899127
just scale the encounters.

>>49899167

I wish I could escape with some of you to a Pathfinder campaign, lots of you people are more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

>>49899181
i wish i could escape to a PF campaign too

>>49899167

Shut your trap, you douchy scum sucking barnacle.

>>49899172
Welp, time to start hoping the mods spamban you, I guess. Best of luck to ya.

>>49899181
>>49899192

I wish I could smother you all in your sleep with razor wire, but I guess I'll just have to settle for dreaming that...

>>49899199
Now that seems a bit harsh and overly odd wording~

>>49899203

Mods?! What mods? This is whole goddamn website is a testament to the fact you all deserve to rot away in a pile of manure and set on fire. There's no mods! There's just unbridled chaotic though patterns you all spew on this place.

>>49899212

Someone needs to kick you into a jet engine.

>>49899214

Compared to what exactly, addle plated saint of morons?

>>49899181

Only if it's cute!

>>49899127
Personally I try to avoid straight healers as GMPCs because they tend to be a real issue when/if you have to remove them. I would suggest Alchemist. If they absolutely need healing, infusions will do in a pinch but without the dependency that is brought about by a real healer. Plus it'll give the players a bit more agency on how they're healed and leads to more interaction.

>>49899236

Only after I've killed the lot of you in the most painful way I could think of. Then yes, I'll gladly jump into a jet engine. At least then I won't have to listen to your babbling..

>>49899240
Iunno, maybe overly sensitive praise-seeking mask-wearing goat.

>>49899158

sure, but even bartering can be considered a form of economics at a large enough scale. That's why I say it's always existed.

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Hey guys, member Kitsune posting?

I miss that compared to the edgy bullshit happening in this thread right now.

>>49899266

Wow. You wound me with such wit...like by one point that I don't even feel. You really must be the head man of this group.

>>49899174
Y
I'm not convinced a new thread would fix it but its worth a shot.

>>49899282

Fuck off you furry loving quince!

>>49899283
What? Those were supposed the words aimed at me! I'm sorry if you took that offensively!

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>>49899298
Make me.

>>49899282
As awful as that shit was. I feel like the threads just had a much higher unique post count during that mess. The weird kitsune drama attracted a lot of people into the thread and then they got stuck talking about pathfinder. I had a lot of fun. I wouldn't wish it back ever again but it wasn't so bad looking back on it.

>>49899299

Stop acting like you care. You don't. You're just another one of these anons that think "ooh I'm edgey!" Or some other crap like that...

>>49899314
O-oh, okay...

>>49899309

I plan to. With my fists and verbal assaults, you witless line dancing uneducated pumice.

>>49899318

Damn right. Go back to your corner.

>>49899263
shut up Sir Faggotstein the Salted

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Hey guys, remember Owl posting?

I miss that compared to the edgy bullshit happening in this thread right now.

>>49899351

Hell fucking no! I will not be silent! The lot of you can go take a running jump of a cliff first before I will stop. So start moving!

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Anybody need another player for a campaign?
GMT +8 here.

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>>49899366
Yeah, I bet you'd like owls.

>>49899342
>>49899326

You are just PRECIOUS!
I could just eat you up!

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>>49899342
Kill yourself.

>>49899366

Mutherfucker I will make you wish you were never BORN before this night is out. So you best get your ass out of here!

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>>49899366
Owlposting was never good

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>>49899385
Woah! Hey! that is most certainly not being excellent. There's no reason, ever, to tell others to go kill themselves!

>>49899384

I'd prefer you drink a bottle of bleach and some borax first. So try that first.

>>49899385

Only after you all die first. I'm planning to stick around until that happens.

Nightfall put your name back on so I can filter you again.

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Anyone got the Chris Pramas PDFs?

>>49899398

Don't even bother to feel like you care. I don't. I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS SHIT! You're all just worthless skin tags that need to be burnt off and tossed into the garbage.

>>49899399
Aww.
Someone's a Mister Grumpy Gus!
I think you need a nappy-poo!

>>49899370
You're so fucking edgy Sir Faggotstein the Salted.

>>49899404

Who? Who the fuck is Nightfall?!

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>>49899409
If you think I haven't had my own depressive doubts then fine, but everyone has issues that they go through and no one deserves to be treated badly. You don't have to agree with everybody, but there's absolutely no reason to be a jerk.

>>49899410

I don't need anything other than you all do go fucking die already.

>>49899420

Why don't you just put your hand down the garbage disposal. That might show me how fucking edgey YOU are. Oh and don't bother bandaging it either.

>>49899439

There is a reason! There's a reason because there's no fucking reason for ANY of this shit! It's just one fucking thing after another. So yeah go fuck yourself.

>>49899387
Heh, joke's on you. I already wish I was never born

>>49899470

Then why the fuck are you still here? Just go slit your wrists or drown yourself or jump off a bridge.

>>49899442
Who's a Mister Grumpers?
Who's a Mister Grumpers?
YOU ARE!
YES, YOU ARE!

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>>49899458
I'm sorry, anon. If it makes you feel better you can continue with responding to me in the manner you prefer.

>>49899470
And that applies to you to!

>>49899483

.... just go the fuck away.

>>49899481

I'm not just grumpy I'm fucking PISSED OFF! So fuck you and your childish antics, you over privileged brain damaged 5 year old!

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>>49899409

>>49899496

jesus fucking christ calm the fuck down, go watch some fucking kids cartoon about friendship or something, you're too high strung, holy christ.

>>49899496
Did Mister Grumpers have a bad day?
Poor Mister Grumpers.
Hot cocoa and marshmallows! That'll cheer you right up!

>>49899512

I'm going at the speed of fucking super lightspeed, muther! I'm fucking like if hatred was people I'd be the entire population of India, China and the entire African continent! So yeah I'm fucking mad!

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>>49897109
>What was the most ANTI-BULLY thing you've ever done?

We have never been anti-bullying. We did a LOT of bullying during our adventurers.

>took a witch's hat
>kidnapped a kitsune, tied her up and ignored her
>hid the lich's phylactery ourselves
>poisoned the queen's personal horse with an aphrodisiac
>got the tiefling drunk and dunked him in a wine barrel supposed to be donated to the church

>>49899544
>poisoned the queen's personal horse with[spoiler an aphrodisiac[/spoiler]

Was her name Catherine?

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>>49899544
>hid the lich's phylactery ourselves

no bullying the cute lich!

>>49899512
I want to use this picture for a Str Monk

>>49899282
Yeah, it was a weirdly positive atmosphere, which was nice.

>>49899366
Also good.

>>49899439
You I like.

>>49899561
What are you hoping to gain from this? How does our potential departure/death benefit you?

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>>49899544
Teach me your ways.

>>49899561
Aww, isn't Mister Grumpers so adorbs? Look at all that energy! Someone's going to sleep like a log tonight.

>>49899561

jesus christ you're fun to be around. Wait, are you actually the "I hate memes and fun" guy? That''s hillarious.

>>49899537
Slow down Sasuke-kun, you'll crash the moon into the earth.

>>49899582
I fucking bully the hell out all you! You flea ridden pile of manure!

>>49899576

I fucking hope to you all go off and DIE, that's what benefits me. Seeing this whole muther fucking place BURN to nothing but ash and blackness. seeing this whole goddamn website shut the fuck down in a blaze that they can see from the muther fucking space station!

>>49899544
>got the tiefling drunk and dunked him in a wine barrel supposed to be donated to the church
anon, this isn't bullying. This is murder.

>>49899603

I sleep when you're all dead. Or gone. Which ever comes first, makes no difference to me.

>>49899612

Yeah I'm a pile of laughs that like joker venom. I just wish it exists so I could spray everything on this fucking planet so I could exterminate the lot of you. Also I hate memes.

>>49899613

I'd rather crash Jupiter into earth and just watch it all burn.

>>49899544
>kidnapped a kitsune, tied her up and ignored her


You left her to starve?

>>49899640
No, she was held for ransom. We didn't pet her tail even though she was bound and defenseless.

>>49899647

Go pet a life bear using honey and maybe some pepper spray. Maybe then your furry existence will have meaning.

>>49899561
MR GRUMPEEEERSS

>>49899670

Grumpy? Mutherfucker I was past grumpy like 50 posts again! Now I'm just ready to go SLJ anger rage on this muther!

>>49899683
Oh Mr Grumpers you're so adorbs do you need a hug?

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>>49899683
trigger ye timbers?

>>49899688

I need to just shove this mutherfucking knife into your neck is what I fucking need. That or just watch an anaconda strangle the fucking life right out of you.

>>49899683
You sound like you need a nap. And maybe a snack.

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>>49899576
I want to bully that lich!

>>49899702

The only mutherfucking snack I want is to rip off your testicles, deep fry them in butter and then FEED them to you, you manure eating muther.

>>49899702
No snacks!
If Mr Grumpers gets a snack right now, he'll never sleep. Just let him keep going. At this rate, he'll tucker himself out in no time! :D

>>49899732

I'm still here aren't I? I don't plan on going anywhere.

>>49899731

I think he wants his bottle.

>>49899698
Aww you are so grumpy mr grumpers.

>>49899752

What I want is for you all to LEAVE. To get the fuck out of here and don't come back! I want 4chan posters to just GO back to the darkweb or whatever and stay there.

>>49899763
Now you're just trying too hard, love.

>>49899763

"darkweb" what did you see a fucking news show? What's next, the exploding van gif as proof we're evil?

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>>49899752
Maybe he needs to be tied up and left to hang somewhere!

>>49899759

I'm past grumpy and now into armaggedon sized rage on, you pimply faced diseased cockroach. I'm fucking HEAVY ASS shit angry as fucking raging on the sun PISSED OFF that I'm pretty sure I'd fight wolverine AND the Hulk and win!

>>49899774

not in front of the child, anon!

>>49899783
Or ever! Oppai is gross, senpai!

>>49899776
You could probably beat Wolverine and The Hulk, but could you beat Madara Uchiha? And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>>49899795
>>49899776
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

>>49899776

if you keep talking like this you won't be allowed to watch your movies before bed anymore sweetheart.

>>49899776
>>49899795
>>49899810
I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach. I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

>>49899776
Why are you so grumpy Mr Grumpers. Do you need a nappy?

>>49899814
You always do this. The reason he's as spoiled as he is is that you're afraid of giving him the spanking he deserves.

>>49899834

Look, we can talk about this later after he's gone to bed. You know I don't like to fight in front of him.

>>49899847
You can't be afraid of him hating you. He came here, he knows what he's doing. You have to put your foot down. He won't stop loving you just because you b him tfo.

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>>49899904

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>Went to play Pathfinder while the last general was up
>Came back to this shit

>>49899827

I don't care! I'll fucking take them all on! I'm ready to fucking burn this shit all to the ground!

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>>49899920
It's been a weird day.

>>49899876

I know honey, it's just... it's hard, you know? I don't want to be like my mother...

>>49899827
>wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit
That's not how that works.

>>49899946

that's what you take issue with?

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>>49899938

Day isn't over yet boys! I'm ready to bring the party favors that go BOOM and kill the fucking lot of you!

>>49899976

you're seriously adorable dude. Keep it up.

BOOM! I win. Fuck ya'll with iron spoons.

>>49900033

win what? There's a new thread dude. That's where everyone went.

>>49899954
Minami Kotaro was turned into Kamen Rider Black via the laser finger surgery of the original Golgom wizards in their first forms. They were an ancient mystical order but Black's first few transformations and those in the manga that he changes through body alteration. His Bio, Robo, RX, and Black forms all appear at least somewhat mechanical in nature, mirroring his adopted twin brother's Shadowmoon form which appears entirely mechanical. His transformation can be thought of as a combination of magic, mechanical, and biologically altered states. In early Showa era series it was common for the genres we like to distinguish today to bleed into each other. Kamen Rider Black RX form was the result of his second series run, when the Crisis Empire broke his Kingstone and jettisoned him to space. Echoing his refuted title as Black Sun of the fallen Golgom organization, Kotaro's cracked Kingstone was charged by a direct line of sight to our sun. His powers were permanently supercharged and he emerged from the ordeal as a new, stronger hero of justice ready to face a new threat from outer space.
tl;dr you don't "wear the Kamen Rider Black RX" suit, you ARE the "Kamen Rider Black RX" suit.

>>49900025

I can do this all night. Hell I can do this for 7 days straight! I'm feeling the rage!

>>49900042

I can still fuck those idiots up. I'm the fucking Juggernaut Bitch!

>>49900040

I won the fact I killed everything. Other threads don't matter.

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>>49900054

you didn't kill anything. It hit the bump limit. It's falling off the page. These things rotate in and out. Have you litterally never been on 4chan before? Why did you pick /tg/ as the target for your hate? Why not somewhere like /pol/ or /b/, y'know, the famous ones, with the angry edgelords? You'd fit right in!

>>49900054
Don't say that, Mister Grumpers!
You didn't kill anything! I had so much fun!
Huggles and kissies, Mister Grumpers!

>>49900054
>I'm the fucking Juggernaut Bitch!
>Hates memes.

>>49900078

Bump limit? Mutherfucker I don't fucking CARE about bump limit! I just fucking burned your shit the ground and I'm jazzed as hell!

I picked this thread cause that's where the morons go. Pol and b are shit fests. This! This is where you go to fucking piss everyone off.

>>49900079

I fucking killed it! I did my damn job! Fuck yeah and fuck you on a sliding ungreased tent pole.

>>49900088

Damn right I hate memes! Juggernaut isn't a meme. It's a lifestyle. FUCK ALL and burn this shit to the ground!

>>49900099

do you even know what a bump limit is?

it's okay to say no.

>>49900113

I don't give a fuck about bump limits. I don't need to explain SHIT! I won. You lost. End of story. That's all. SO FUCK OFF.

>>49900113
Mr Grumpers is a newfag

>>49900099
Silly Mister Grumpers. You can't p- me off! I ADORE you!

>>49900126

Fuck off and die. In fact stick your hand in the black widow's exhibit at some bug place. Better yet cover yourself in honey and wait for a live bear to come eat you. That's pretty much the fucking right way to die for you right.