Let's play a game /tg/ - Fill my chest

>>49891647
Two litres of donkey semen

>>49891647
Traveler's Any-Tool

Another chest.

Tip of a broken sword. The sword has the remains of a binding spell, marking it as a powerful magic item... were it intact.

>>49891647
a wooden hitler mask

A single wet sock

>>49891647
A fancy green glass hookah with gold-plated fittings worth 100 gp.

>>49891647
A dozen scented candles, each a different smell.

>>49891647
A goat's skull

An onion pie recipe

>>49891647
Two metal balls about the size of a babies fists. When left alone one ball will roll around the other of its own accord.

A 6" braid of human hair

>>49891647
A boot with a mushroom growing out of it.

>>49891647
A skeleton, but the kind you'd find hanging in a doctors office.

A carved wooden mimic toy

>>49891647
Authentic Indian hair tampons (not actuality authentic).

>>49891647
A minigirl trapped in a small jar.

>>49891647
A mirror. Ever time you look into it you see something you need to fix about your appearance, such as a smudge of dirt on your face, or some hair out of place. These are real, and you receive a minor compulsion to fix yourself up. As time goes on you find yourself unable to part with this extremely helpful mirror and over the course of your entire life slowly change in appearance to be more attractive.

A sculpture of a spider made from human bones

>>49891647
A porcelain piggy bank with 12 gold inside.

A broom with intricate scrawlings carved into its handle detailing the history of a long lost race of robots.

>>49891647
A box of cold hotpockets. Mysteriously, they are still in edible state.

>>49891647
A carved stick, enchanted to appear weakly enchanted.

Three pieces of parchment

>>49891647
A skull that sings a spooky song when it senses motion.

>>49891647
A butterfly knife with butterfly motifs etched on it.

>>49891777
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>>49891757
Excellent items so far.

A torch which looks perfectly normal, but refuses to light no matter what the party does to it.

A phial of dwarf tears

>>49891777
>Triple 7's

OP you know what to do. Get those bones rollin.

>>49891647
A collection of old adventurer folktales.

>>49891647
A gold ball that's hollow.

A very old note that says:

>Bigby was here

A smaller chest that cant be opened

>>49891647
A plush displacer beast.

>>49891647
A Maxwell demon stuck in a small hourglass.

Moldy cheese

>>49891647
>Mimic kills the party rogue, who snuck off on his own and tried to pick its lock
>When the party busts it open they find a dead rogue and a pile of healing potions.

>>49891647
Some packets of tea leaves of assorted flavors.

A pickled cyclops eye in a jar

A puzzle

>>49891647
A book of gnomish baby names.

>>49891647
A jar of fireflies.

>>49891647
A wireframe glasses' frame without lens.

Ring of invisibility (ie an invisible ring).

Three-week-old ham

A dog skeleton.

>>49891647
A jar filled with preserved ork fingers.

>>49891647
Magical self-refilling mug of mead.

>>49891647
A sony walkman with only enough charge to play a single song.

A book of indecipherable text that appears to be an ancient form of elvish, it is in fact just someone's failed attempt at learning how to write elvish

>>49891647
A sack of fools gold.

>>49891851
Rerolling for this.

A piece of twine too small to be used for anything, but big enough to feel like throwing it away will be wasteful.

>>49891928
>rerolling
get real anon

>>49891647
A flag of a dead nation

A pouch of replacement bow-strings

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>>49891907

Half way there! Gonna have to think up something special for the trips, even if the effect is "dormant" for now.

>>49891647
An ancient textbook in a foreign language, the owner of which has crudely doodled in the margins what appears to be a bug like creature having fantastic adventures.

>>49891940
>not rerolling
Hey, I thought it was a cool idea.

>>49891647
A dagger made out of a giant tooth.

>>49891647
A rhinoceros beetle.

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>>49891937

Two more while I was rounding up all the winners!

A single rusted gauntlet, now being used by a venomous spider as its nest

>>49891968
it is, but still, not cool man

>>49891647
A fig tart

>>49891647
A bronze apple.

A ship in a bottle.

>>49891647
A silver key with the word "Mysterious" intrinsically carved on the side in elvish.

>>49891983
A big fart.

an urn containing the ashes of a long forgotten king.

>>49891647
A scale model of wherever it is they found the chest.

A draught of human urine.

A large pouch containing 100 counterfeit electrum pieces

>>49891647
A yo-yo.

>>49891647
A small glass container with a pleasant strawberry fragnancy coming from it's richly red contents, labeled "goblin juice."

>>49891647
A small wooden cube that is enchanted to smell of your beloved one's hair.

A box of chocolates, where the fillings are made from random potions.

>>49891647
50 lbs. of gold disguised as a lead plate

>>49892053
A large metal box with an opening in the top and a funnel coming out the side, labeled "Goblin Juicer."

>>49892059
A hat made out of a giant cog.

A blowing horn that never makes a sound, no matter how hard it is blown into

>>49891747
>>49891757
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>>49892047

Two more items to go. Thanks everybody for suggesting such fantastic items!

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A small parchment filled with insults and comebacks to them.

Fifteen pounds of clay

>>49892095
Stalin's Moustache

The taxidermied remains of a pug.

A sewing needle enchanted to pierce anyhthing with remarkable ease.

>>49891647
A bowling ball that's enchanted to always result in a seven ten split.

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>>49892102
A small wooden tube that contains a pipefox inside it.

2 daggers, one made from Gold and the other made from Silver

>>49891647
A set of five severed pinky fingers.

>>49891647
A stack of porcupine pelts.

A broken bottle

A portrait of a minor insignificant noble.

A bag of holding that can only store dildos. It is presently full.

A necklace made out of children's teeth.

A warm looking cloak that magically cools down and eventually freezes anyone that wears it

>>49892095
A lavishly colored mask that desires to be worn and begin an incantation to instigate a moon drop.

>>49891647
A card entitling the bearer to one free lunch at Bernard's Tavern and Grill.

A severed foot. It looks fresh.

>>49891747
>>49891757
>>49891777
>>49891857
>>49891887
>>49891907
>>49891927
>>49891937
>>49892017
>>49892047
>>49892147
>>49892167

And there we have it. Thanks again to all the participants. I think my group is going to enjoy these.

A box that contains a set of quills, a small pot of ink and 20 sheets of parchment

>>49892179
Have fun anon!