Stat me /tg/.

Large magical God Emperor

/pol/ pls

>>49883039
Max bluff, max charisma, terrible everything else. As an action he'll try to sell you your party's gear to you

Low INT, stable WIS, high CHA
Has high INT advisors that he actually listens to so it works out

Not stupid so much as impulsive and indifferent.
It's not that his base INT is low so much as he's probably taking INT penalties in exchange for CHA bonuses from all that coke he snorts.

Side-by-side Trump v Clinton stats?

14 flair
7 vision
5 decisions
1 sportsmanship
20 determination
PPMs: tries to play way out of trouble, dives into arguments

>>49883178
I want to say that he probably has a drawback/custom feat. It'd probably be called 'trying too hard', and applies to Charisma based skills. When he rolls anything that's 10, or lower he gets an automatic 1. However, when he rolls anything that's 15 and higher, he gets it boosted to an automatic 20.

When he fumbles, it's fumbling HARD, when he succeeds, he succeeds HARD.

>>49883039
ST 3
AG 1
INT 3
Special: Guaranteed Replies

>>49883039

STR: 8
DEX: 8
CON: 7
INT 12
WIS 9
CHA 16

Human Noble, lvl 4

Appraise +7
Diplomacy +6
Bluff +8
Intimidate +5
Perform(Acting)+4
Knowledge(Marketing)+5

>>49883039
Toxic shaman.

>>49883483

Actually, scratch Perform(acting)
It should have been
Perform(Comedy) +6

>>49883178
No recent candidate for President has had an (estimated) iq of lower than 130.

>>49883483
Seems fair

>>49883483
Drawback:Xenophobic

Feat:Persuasive.

And I'd bump his Con to ATLEAST an 8. He may be overweight, but I don't think it's a 7. That'd probably be Hillary's con.

>>49883454
What about an ability that allows him to invert rolls given enough preparation time? Seeing as he can turn the most inane shit into a goldmine of support.

>>49883039
First Level President

Active Anti-Nuked-By-Russia Aura

>>49883319
Identical.

>>>49883319
Clinton stats!
STR: 6
DEX: 6
CON: 6
INT 12
WIS 10
CHA 14

Human Noble, lvl 4

Diplomacy +6
Bluff +10
Intimidate +4
Knowledge(Cheating)+5

>>49883039

Donald Trump, Bard, Merchant/Guild artisan background

10 Str
10 Dex
9 Con
13 Int
10 Wis
18 Cha

Skills: Persuasion, Perception, Perform (expertise), Athletics(kitty grabbing).

Alignment is either Neutral Good, Lawful Neutral or Lawful Evil but leaning closer to neutral alignments.

-26 to favorability
Campaign: -10 hp

Positive traits:
Octopus Grab: +4 to grapple checks
Favored Enemy(Feline): +2 on attack, grapple, and intimidation checks made against cats
Branding(Celebrity): +4 to popularity
Friendly(Autocrats): +10 to relations with autocratic leaders and characters with the Strongman quality

Negative Traits
Prejudice(Minorities, severe): -30 popularity with minorities, +20 with nativists
Prejudice(Women, severe): -30 popularity with female voters, +5 with male voters
Ignorance(high): Increase gaffe chance by 5% when focusing on issues of obscurity level 3 or higher
Outburst: Has a base 20% chance each week (and at the end of each discussion turn) to generate a gaffe of severity level 1d4+1. This is in addition to the normal monthly gaffe chance suffered by all candidates. All modifiers to monthly gaffe chance apply to these chances.

>>49883039
Large monstrosity, unaligned

Armor Class 13 (natural armor)
Hit Points 59 (7d10 + 21)
Speed 40 ft.

STR 20 (+5) | DEX 12 (+1) | CON 17 (+3) | INT 3 (-4) | WIS 12 (+1) | CHA 7 (-2)
Skills Perception +3
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 13
Languages —
Challenge 3 (700 XP)

>>49883319
Clinton has only average Charisma but otherwise same stats as trump with the only stat above 10 being Int at 13.

Now the ones dragging her down are the useless college students working at her campaign because they all collectively started spregging about a guy that looks offensive to them (a rich old white business man) and ended up being so annoying that some people are voting for Trump just to spite them.

>>49883832
>Octopus Grab: +4 to grapple checks
With those small hands?

>>49883848
Forgot a negative one:

Small Hands: -2 to grapple checks

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/POL/ NO!

NOT /TG/ TOO

YOU SPREAD LIKE A CANCER

also level 1 commoner with a major illusion on him to make him mesmerize morons will low Wisdom into following him

>>49883319

Hillary R. Clinton, lvl 6 aristocrat

STR 6
DEX 6
CON 6
INT 14
WIS 14
CHA 12

Bluff +7
Diplomacy +4
Intimidate +6
Knowledge(Politcs)+8
Knowledge(Underworld)+8
Perform (Oratory)+6

>>49883553

Nah, he's a 70 year old man who's lived a life of luxury. His CON is low.

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>>49883904

>>49883834
>CHA 7
Even if you don't like him, you're a complete idiot if you believe that's even close to accurate.

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>>49883966
http://www.5esrd.com/gamemastering/monsters-foes/monsters-alphabetical/monsters-o/owlbear

I don't get it. This is a stat me thread, which by itself. Is prime to shitposting. Either from purists, owlbears stats, anti/pro qst. Okay? Alright.

On top of, not just any political figure, but TRUMP. Of all people. Where tumblr and /pol/ normally argue to the end of time, to anything TANGINTLY related to ANYTHING semi-partially political. So, somehow. We're lacking BOTH type of shitposts, we're lacking wanks from either candidate.

What the hell happened?

>>49883977
/tg/ is neither /pol/ nor tumbler

>>49883977
True neutral faggot

Donald J. Trump, AA Megacorp CEO
BOD: 4
STR: 5
AGI: 2
REA: 3
INT: 6
LOG: 3
CHA: 9 (Exceptonal Attribute, Boosted Pheromes)
MAG: 1
EDGE: 0/5

Hillary R. Clinton, Politico Head
BOD: 1
STR: 1
AGI: 1
REA: 4
INT: 6
LOG: 6
CHA: 2 (Bad Rep)
MAG: —
EDGE: 5/9 (Lucky)

>>49883977
Probably because this is the Stat Trump thread #8571

>>49883039
He's the electoral equivalent of a big bowl of Sweet Sundae Ramen.

Bonus damage agaisnt politicians, muggers and reptilian creatured.

Prefered enemy rossy odonnell and yeb

+1 impenetrable toupee of adhesion

>>49883039
Medium Outsider (Chaotic, Demon, Evil, Extraplanar)
Hit Dice: 35d20+105 (805 hp), 1610 hp within his Abyssal Realm
Initiative: +15
Speed: 60 ft. (12 squares), fly 120 ft. (perfect)
Armor Class: 83 (+9 deflection, +5 Dex, +6 divine, +8 natural armor, +51
bracers of epic armor ), touch 30, flat footed 78
Base Attack/Grapple: +35/+44
Attack: +18 keen, prismatic, unholy power adamantine longsword of wounding
+71 melee (2d6+27 plus prismatic effect/15-20)
Full Attack: +18 keen, prismatic, unholy power adamantine longsword of
wounding +71/+66/+61/+56 melee (2d6+27 plus prismatic effect/15-20)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Harbinger of doom, spell-like abilities, spells, summon
demon, summon shadows
Special Qualities: Create spawn, damage reduction 15/epic and good,
demon traits, divine toughness, divine traits (demideity), outsider traits,
regeneration 15, six shadows, spell resistance 51
Saves: Fort +36, Ref +32, Will +36
Abilities: Str 28, Dex 21, Con 28, Int 35, Wis 21, Cha 28
Skills: Balance +49, Bluff +53, Concentration +53, Diplomacy +53, Disguise
+53, Forgery +56, Gather Information +56, Hide +49, Intimidate +53,
Knowledge (arcana) +56, Knowledge (religion) +56, Knowledge (the
planes) +56, Listen +49, Move Silently +49, Sense Motive +49, Spellcraft
+56, Spot +49, Tumble +49, Use Magic Device +53
Feats: Combat Expertise, Combat Reflexes, Dodge, Improved Critical, Improved Disarm, Improved Initiative, Iron Will, Power Attack, Quicken Spell-like Ability (greater dispel magic)
Epic Feats: Epic Prowess, Epic Will, Improved Combat Reflexes
Environment: 49th-layer of the Abyss
Organization: Solitary or with Shroud (Kabiri plus 7 greater shadows and
14 shadow demons)
Challenge Rating: 39
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Advancement: 36-39 HD (Medium: Demon Prince), 40-59 HD (Demon
Monarch: Large), 60-79 HD (Demon Emperor: Huge)
Level Adjustment: +24

>>49883039
Not worth my time/10

Rogue Trader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M49CrWQdV70

>>49883483

More like:

>STR: 7
>DEX: 7
>CON: 7
>INT 7
>WIS 7
>CHA 7
>Human Noble, lvl 7
>Appraise +7
>Diplomacy +7
>Bluff +7
>Intimidate +7
>Perform(Acting)+7
>Knowledge(Marketing)+7

>>49883039

What are Pelor's stats?

>>49883836

By this point even if he loses the damage has been done. /pol/ is in a frenzy because views and ideas they only talked about years ago, in secret, are now part of the mainstream. Trust in the mainstream media is down near single digits. Alex Jones is more credible than CNN. Julian Assange is a certifiable hero and nobody believes the President of the United States because his only counterclaim is "muh Russians." If Trump fails, something worse will replace him, because Hillary is an icon for everything wrong with the government and the movement will no longer be defined solely by Trump and Trump's views, and it will be powered by a hateboner the likes of which Obama could never begin to arouse. /pol/, and by extension that spark that made Old 4chan so terrifying, won the moment Hillary Clinton ackowledged and named a cartoon frog meme as her enemy, doing that turned it into an icon, an idol. It's easy to laugh at Kek threads, not realizing the true implications of what's been done here and how much crazier things are going to get.

I'm going to vote for him, not because I agree with him, but because tying what he has started to a traditional center of power will divert the birth of this nascent Great Old One into a flood of smug memes and away from starting the apocalypse.

>>49883832
>Campaign: -10 hp

Really corrected my record.

>>49883889

Who's the moron, the one who wants to start WWIII with Russia over hurt feelings or the one who thinks an America-Russia teamup would be unstoppable and awesome? Hillary Clinton encouraged the bombing of Serbia, has supported every war and military intervention she could, has destroyed Libya and Serbia and done her best to turn Iraq and Afghanistan into a hellhole, and she does it all at the behest of a man who has literally stated that a strong, sovereign USA is the greatest threat to his plans. Good Lord, you're ignorant.

>>49883930

Wouldn't being high energy be Con-based? His schedule is insane.

>>49883140
/tg/ yes.

>>49883140
>>49885154

/k/ here. Get fucked lefties you're not taking muh guns. Scalia was murdered so UN dogs could get globalist Supreme Court Justices put in place and try to rob us of our freedoms. Traitors should hang.

>>49883039
Ruler
Chaos Good
STR: D MAG: B
END: D LUK: A
AGI: D NP: EX

Golden Rule: C
Charisma : A+


Murus Negatio
~For the good a nation~
Rank: A++~EX
Type: Anti-Army
Range: 1-10000
Maximum Target: 319000000 persons

>>49885164
>Scalia.
>Murdered.
Thanks for sharing your old redpill anon. At least wiki leaks confirmed the "conspiracy". Honestly, under a Trump presidency we just might squeeze out another Justice considering the rest of their respective age. I mean they are so fucking old.

>>49885192

Not him, but ironically wikileaks did exactly that. It was couched in figurative language and probably wouldn't be admissible in court, but it sure sounded like a hit being put on Scalia. I don't know if you were being sarcastic or not, but if you are...would it really surprise you that much that US officials arrange assassinations the same way that the leaders of most important countries do? Hillary sending false-flaggers and thugs to Trump rallies to start fights was already confirmed, and that's just a scraping of the least damning stuff, what wasn't crucial enough to be covered up or deleted more thoroughly. Shit is getting surreal, and scary.

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>>49885127
Not a fan of either and not even American but yeah, it's weird how little the controlled media in america emphasizes that Clinton wants to go to war. If I'm not mistaken, in the third debate (the one she 'won') she emphasized once more the need to institute a no-fly zone over Syria and undermine Assad's regime. Even though this is unacceptable. Even though Russian politicians and army officials have already state that this could lead to an escalation of war. Even though American military officials already said that the only way to institute a no-fly zone over Syria means war with both Syria and Russia. Even though Russia has very recently had a (highly underreported) nuclear drill which allows for 40 million Russians to be evacuated in the scenario of a nuclear war.

I really don't like Trump, but what I can at least say is that he's not the one who wants to turn the Second Cold War into a Hot one.

And then there's the fact that Clinton said (according to wikileaks) that Catholics and Evangelicals are backwards. The grand majority of Latin Americans are Catholic in one form or another, most Latin Americans who aren't Catholic are Evangelical so overall she was much more insulting to her Latin American voting base than mister "We need to build a wall (but with a door in it so immigration from Mexico to America can continue legally)".

What worries me most is that Clinton is poised to win. The media is on her side, Yuropoors are on her side, the ever increasing 'diverse' segment of America is on her side and she has the female vote. Trump only has an ever shrinking minority of angry white men behind him.

>>49883553
Typical Liberal tactics. Anyone who is aware of the problems caused by a minority group is labeled as being phobic, meaning they're afraid, meaning you're trying to subtly belittle them so you don't have to admit the truth.

>>49883039
Human
Level 2 Noble/Level 10 Expert

Str 8
Dex 10
Con 8
Int 20
Wis 18
Cha 18

Max ranks Diplomacy, Intimidate, Sense Motive, Knowledge (current events), Knowledge (history), Profession (mogul), Gather Information

Feats: Fearless, Endurance, Iron Will, Diehard

I'm not sure why people are rating him high for charisma consistently. What he has isn't really... Charisma? Charisma makes people like you, whilst what Trump has only seems to work on a subset of people and repel everyone else -more- the more they see him.

>>49885984
Interesting, seeing as how that "subset" is about half the population.

>>49885994
1. Of the AMERICAN population.
2. That's pretty fucking optimistic estimate considering how he's dropping in the polls.

>>49885958
>20 INT
9th dimensional chess?

>>49885994

More people are dreading the election than anticipating it. His achievement is basically presenting himself as superior to a candidate who would be unelectable were he not the alternative.

What I'm saying is, a lot of trump voters have a "I know he's terrible, but I hate Hillary" attitude when interviewed.

>>49886008
Polls are quite literally rigged. By both sides actually.
It is disgustingly easy to revote if you know how.
Add a couple of botnets and what do you get?

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this thread if why /pol/ needs to die, it infects everything

if and when Trump loses I hope Hiro deletes your triggered neo-Nazi board to add insult to injury

you fail because you are failures with no human empathy, not because Jews/Niggers/CTR/Shitskins/The Illuminati are out to get you

>>49886021
I want you to add 320m votes to both sides of the poll to show how easy it is

>>49885109
wtf im #mentallyhill now

>>49883832
>Prejudice(Minorities, severe): -30 popularity with minorities, +20 with nativists

What, you mean like, with native americans?

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>>49886021
this guy doesn't trust statisticians who take scientific polls but Alex "Lizard People" Jones is a hero to him

makes sense most trumpers have no college degree so they don't trust professionals cuz JEWZ

really stimulates your neurons

>>49883039
>Stat me /tg/.

Deplorable/10
MAGA/10
God Emperor/10
Can't Stump the Trump/10
Sexual Predator/10
Pedophile/10
#BTFSTTG/10
StillBetterThanHillary/10
God-Tier-Trolling/10
I'llAcceptTheElectionIf-I-AmTheWinner/10

>>49885785
>Yuropoors are on her side
I dunno, as a Bonglander I'm not on her side. She made some very threatening comments in the leadup to Brexit, basically telling us that we'd be punished if we dared to leave the EU.

I'd take Trump over Clinton in the Whitehouse any day.

>>49885785
>Trump only has an ever shrinking minority of angry white men behind him
In the polls. Many people I know refuse to say they support Trump out loud unless you say it first. They'll say "I'm not voting" or "my vote wouldn't make a difference anyways." They do this due to fear of being attacked by ChimpLivesMatter, or being fired for "supporting hate speech."

>>49886278
We live in an age where it's easier to come out as gay than say your political views.

Makes you think.

>>49886277
>I dunno, as a Bonglander I'm not on her side.
As a swamp monkey neither am I, but you can't deny our politicians are. Just yesterday I saw a report on the news about the EU leaders (including Theresa May, despite her "Brexit WILL happen" attitude) gathering to condemn Russia's bombardments in Syria and discuss further sanctions. I'm pretty sure Europe's political class, as well as most normies, are more than willing to accept an American leader that will take a "thougher stance" towards Russia. And they will be stupid enough to think that a war between Russia and America won't involve Europe. It's like Operation Unthinkable, except without anyone to tell Churchill you never go full retard.

>>49886278
Yeah, the infamous silent majority. I doubt they'll be enough to pull Trump through, but I'll be pleasantly surprised if it happens.

>>49886277
This. We need Trump or we're fucked over here. A trade agreement with America might encourage other non-European countries to make agreements with us so we manage to come out relatively okay. Otherwise we're heading to another recession.

>>49885785
>Yuropoors are on her side

Only Brainwashed French, Swedish and German upper middle class.

Do you know that there's a trend now where white people from these countries are migrating to slavshit countries?
Croatia for example now has a decently sized British, German and Belgian minority that keeps growing.
I myself intend to move there.

>>49885785
>Yuropoors are on her side

OOooh.

Some of us, yes.

Because Trump is low class and much of Europe has achieved middle class status and so look down on him.

But those of us who care more about politics than appearance can easily tell that Hillary is just as bad, just better at avoiding it turning into scandals.

>>49886404
What's the internet speed like there?

>>49886404
This is actually kinda great, people putting nationality aside and moving/ grouping up based on ideology.

I'm saying this as a person who wants to move from here to escape all the hate. You free to come here and be with likeminded individuals, and I'm free to go and grab that job and actually get non-shit pay in a country with one less asshole. Everybody wins!

>>49886307
[pol] Because (((they))) want to destroy white families and rule an easily controlled brown race[/pol]
>>49886324
I thought the same of Brexit, but turns out people actually love their country more than Merkel's brown strap on.

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>>49886554
And have some proofs while I'm here at it.

>>49886590
>an image on the Internet
>with yellow text
>proof
lel

>>49886472
Fixed lines are shit tier stuck at 4Mbps to 12 Mbps, flat rate is cheap tho and no "fair user" policy or piracy laws are applied.

Mobile is faaaast at 50Mbps but it depends on where you live (I.e. if you are near a siginal tower).

Pay for "middle class " people (valued craftsmen such as mechanics or university educated individuals only) is around 1k Euros per month with the average rent being at 200 to 300 Euros depending on where you live.

Taxes are sky high for now but a right wing government and president are now in place so it should get better soon (said president is the female equivalent of Trump, but sexy and pro guns/military).

>>49886494
The point is that that country will only take legal immigrants I.e. white people who claim that their grand-grand-grand-uncle was a Croat, have papers from a first world country and have enough money to pay the rent.
Oh and of course learning the language but they won't be too bothered about mistakes unless you turn it into niggerspeak.

>>49886634
Have you researched into this guy? He helped round up Jews for Hitler back in his youth. Been quoted as saying it was the "best time" in his life.
>inb4 "holohoax"
/pol/ isn't Stormfront, at least anymore.

>>49886634
Google any of his official web pages.

George Sorros was the one Jew that shouldn't have escaped the Nazis.

>>49886675
>>49886671
I know, Soros is behind everything. And he's paying for everything.
I still can't get my salary from him, though. I guess it's because the local Illuminati Council still didn't approve my posts aimed at destroying the white man culture.

>>49883178
>so it works out

>>49885102
I cant agree with you, trumps fall will most likley mean the fall of the alt right and the return of the political spectrum back to center. When the sjw panic exploded the pendulum swang very far to the right, but now it's comming back

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Finally found it.

>>49886008
1. When did the non-American population become relevant in an American election?
2. Yeah, polls run by Liberal media. Or were you not aware of how often they've been fucking up? A CNN anchor didn't know her mic was on when she said they're paid by Obama, CNN also got caught giving answers they wanted to hear when they "interviewed" people after the second debate. After the third, one of Killary's aids was seen on TV showing a reporter what question to ask.

Gets +8 bonus on CHA checks against creatures with INT 8 or lower. Gets -8 penalty on penalty on creatures with INT 12 or higher.

>>49886671
>/pol/ isn't stormfront
It has been confiremed that /pol/ has been non-stop raided by stormfront for a while now, there are even screenshoots of it
>Have you researched into this guy?
No body likes soros but saying that he is behind everything is just dump, people need to stop watching hoolywood movies, you dont really need a lot to take over BLM, i could probobly do it within a year if i was black, it probobly got taken over from within by some black panther wanabes who hate white people and have a bit of knowledge how social media works

>>49886785
>When did the non-American population become relevant in an American election
You know that raises an interesting question, how many people who take polls on the internet are actually American?

>>49886793
>-8 penalty on penalty on creatures
Fuck, meant "-8 penalty on CHA checks against creatures" obviously...

>>49886829
most of the relible polls are done via phone

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>>49886695
Actually gave me a giggle anon good job, have a you.

>>49886817
Yes Stormfront raids /pol/, just like /r9k/ does, and CTR and Barrier Breakers do all the time.
Soros may not be behind everything, but he does fund BLM, Femen, and who knows what else. He is also on record giving orders to HRC while she was head of State Dept.

Cant the elections be over already? I dont give a single shit which one of your shit candidates wins. Its so disgusting that americans think they are the center of the universe and forcefeed their retarded ass elections to everyone.

>>49886885
BLM will go away within a year or two, wont do much harm, allredy most people consider them hooligans and troublemakers, he can dump all the money he wants into them, it still wont help the fact he is retarded
Femen is a bunch of chicks that run around topless and scream a lot, i dont see them doing any reall harm. As far as the orders go, im gone need a source for that, and not a yellow text picture from the internet or from hillarykills.com

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>>49886841
>>49886675
>>49886590


keep memeing fellow poltards :^)

>>49885102
Most people aren't on 4chan. Stop giving a shit about dumb stuff on the internet.

The culture war bullshit will be over in 2 or so election's time, when the ex-hippies and the Moral Majority both age out of the game. Vote Hillary in the hope the country gets there.

>>49883178
>high CHA
Did you see him at the Al Smith dinner last night? Fucker can't tell a joke to save his life.

>>49886092
>I don't know what nativism means
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/nativist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nativism_(politics)

>>49885109

>Somebody disagrees with me
>it must be a shill

They don't need to be a Hillary supporter to point out that Trump is an idiot. +5 to mental gymnastics.

>>49887092
No, don't you see!? He really has a shot! He could take Maryland!

>>49887111

Trips confirms.

>>49886891
It's a sad truth that America is the most influential nation on the planet. You not liking it changes nothing. Maybe you should use this as inspiration to make your own country better so you can surpass us, rather than complain.

>>49886917
The orders were in one of the dumped Wikileaks, dirty phoneposter here doesn't have the link saved. You should probably browse through them though, interesting shit was in the emails. Nothing illegal that I've seen, but really shady shit like officials admitting the Saudis fund ISIS

>>49886711
>fall of the alt right
there's no such fucking thing as the alt right
the same people that go to the mat for clinton day and night made it up

>>49883178
>he actually listens to.
>Has gone through multiple campaign managers.

wew lad.

>>49887403
It's a blanket term that allows assholes to conflate libertarians with white supremacists, so that they can dismiss them both.

It's like the words "terrorist", "illegals", or "leftist"... dog whistle phrases used to shut down a thinking man's brain-meat and make them just hate-scream whatever stupid-shit they've read on chain Facebook posts.

>this thread is still up
Well, looks like we can now post anything not /tg/ related without worrying it will be removed. Thanks mods.

>>49885164
>Traitors should hang.
Knot-taking optional?

>>49885164
>people who don't vote for the person I want them to vote for should hang
Nice democratic values there, you cuck.

>>49887517
>implying anyone is actually unironically a libertarian
>implying the right doesn't do the exact same thing with sjw or granola hairy armpits
>also implying that any of this really matters, as it's proven that both your candidates are unsuitable for the job, and I garentee you know no substantial policy stances from either party that will be actualized
And this is why the american election is silly. You're choosing between two people that, in a real country, wouldn't receive substantial support, or would have been veto'd by built in fail safes to prevent this sort of bullshit, then making up a bunch of purple rhetoric to ensure people are firmly and uncritically entrenched in their camp. It's like you babies don't even understand it, and insist on perpetuating the hype machine to avoid looking wrong.

>>49886966
They weren't jokes in the traditional sense. The joke was him getting up there and not playing their game, by saying these true and horrible things about Hilldawg and making them listen. The joke was on the globalist shills in that audience.

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>>49887641
>joking now means acting retarded and having people tentatively justify your bullshit through a post-modern critique
If that's the case, your entire country is a joke.

>>49887610
>implying the right doesn't do the exact same thing with sjw or granola hairy armpits
Are you saying that "illegals" is a liberal term?

Reading comprehension, muh nigga. I just didn't want to list every fucking word in the book.

>Implying I intend to vote for either candidate
Bitch, you don't know me. That I know one will inevitably win this shit show does not mean I plan to give up my scruples.

I have a soul. That makes it impossible for me to vote for either candidate.

>>49887610
We're the only real country. All others are irrelevant, vassal states, or jokes pretending to the throne.

>>49886785
>1. When did the non-American population become relevant in an American election?

They are not relevant for the election, but they are relevant for the (paraphrased) claim that "half the people like him!" being an indication of charisma.

If he did have high charisma he would be also liked by people he isn't trying to grab a vote from. But he isn't. He just happens to be an outlet for some americans, and considered an sleazy asshole with shitty hair by the rest of the world (just like Hillary).

>>49887610
>both your candidates are unsuitable for the job
One candidate has continued the disastrous foreign policy that has characterized the US for the last 30 years and has directly contributed to the erosion of the middle class.

The other candidate said some mean things.

>>49887111
Ayyyyy MD here, he has my vote

>>49887573
Democracy is five people voting to rob and murder the sixth. Look at what democracy did to the Germany under the weimar. Look at what democracy is doing to it now. Then compare those shitholes to Germany of the late 1930s. A dictatorship supported by a population with a proper sense of nationalism has always been superior. Democracy leads to nothing but meaningless bickering over gender pronouns and demographic suicide.

>>49887649
Nice strawman, retard.

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>>49887709
> "STRAAAWMAAANNN!!!!!"

>>49887702
Yes the German totalitarian experiment was a complete success

>tfw some retard hops in for you and acts like a dumbfuck

>>49887517
I just can't believe you're acting like illegals isn't a very clear term
You're either in a country legally, or you're not. There's nothing to make up.

>>49887720
It's literally what you did...

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>>49887709
>implying that was a strawman
No, it was tu quoque, assuming the original post was an actual argument and not just some angry /pol/lack venting on another board. Learn your rhetoric.

>>49887696
>The other candidate said some mean things.
He admitted to sexually assaulting a married woman, you colossal dipshit.

>>49887727
It turned a ruined and impoverished nation into a superpower that took on the entire rest of the world and nearly won. I'd call that pretty damn successful.

>>49887727
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>49887759
No he didn't. He specifically said that the women let him do it.

And even if there was anything behind the sexual assault allegations, the dumbshit that he's running against has actually committed treason. Which do you think is worse? Feeling up some random broad or flat out treason? If you honestly think that the assault is worse, you should hang right along with shillary.

>>49887668
>>49887696
I have a joke for you. A few actually.

Knock knock?
>Who's there?
America.
>America who?
America could realistically elect Donald Trump.

Donald Trump and Putin walk into a bar and only Putin walks out.

What do you call a group of blind, deaf, half retarded people hanging out in the monkey cage at a zoo for over a year? American politics.

No matter which way the election goes, you're going to be made fun of forever. I'm excited, I know a lot of americans who are going to be assblasted regardless of result.

>>49887737
>I just can't believe you're acting like illegals isn't a very clear term
It isn't. There's a fuckton of illegal things. It's a shit term for retards who can't be bothered to specify "illegal immigrant", and a buzzword for retards that pile all of their hate-boner on brown people in front of Home Depot that couldn't possibly be responsible for fucking the whole economy.

It'd be like if someone were waging a war on traffic speeders, started calling them "illegals", then claimed that people who speed were destroying the economy.

It's fucking retarded.

>>49887378
>Saudis fund ISIS
we knew that for a while now, also we know that turkey founds them and sells wepons to them, while buying oil through them, that's absolutly nothing new
>>49887403
>alt-right
By alt right i mean the new neo-fascist movement that has eithr sprung up or gone out of hiding in the usa

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>>49883553
>xenophobic
>implying he was ever accused of racism before this presidential election.
>Implying it's not just another liberal strawman.

>>49887772
>nearly won

If by "nearly won" you mean "suffered the most crushing defeat of any state in modern history" then I'd be inclined to agree.

>>49887540
TAKE THE KNOT
YIFF FOR THE EMPEROR

>>49887823
> neo-fascist movement
No such thing. Hating shillary and thinking she should actually be punished for her crimes doesn't make you a fascist, no matter how much you shitlibs wish it did.

>>49887772
By that exact logic Stalin was a more succesful statesman by an order of magnitude. You fucking moron.

>>49887858
Stalin was only "successful" at throwing bodies at problems. Hitler actually rebuilt a nation.

>>49887851
Yes, but intentionally voting for an unqualified jackass to spite her is completely retarded. She should not be president. The only reason she's being considered as an applicant is because you right-wing bandwangoners are too stupid to pick a qualified candidate. Hank Hill would be pretty disappointed with this election.

>>49887804
>No he didn't. He specifically said that the women let him do it.
Actually, he said he doesn't even ask. So he really can't say for sure whether they were okay with it.

And let's be frank here, if you see to the end of that video, that chick walking between those two guys looks super-fucking-uncomfortable.

inb4 you like Hillary. Fuck that whore. Hate for one does not equal love for the other.

>>49887877
He's far more qualified than the community organizer that you shitlibs forced on the country.

>>49887877
Fucking this. I honestly would have voted for damn near anyone else this election. That they couldn't push ANY sane politician in their primaries is a fucking disgrace, and proof that the loons have taken over the asylum.

Fucking tragic that the madness of the Repubs has paved the way for the most corrupt members of the Dems to take power. The situation has essentially created a fix for shitbags like Killary for potentially decades to come.

>>49887877
>unqualified jackass
Factually wrong.

>>49887872
> rebuilt a nation

Which is why Germany was a smoking crater when he decided to kill himself out of shame. Right?

Also fucking kek'ed at "throwing bodies at problems". Ever heard of the Volksturm?

You're such a pathetic idiot.

>>49887694
Half the people that matter in this context like him, why would you assume otherwise?

>>49887893
I am not part of your country. I'm centre-right leaning generic neo-globalist. The argument isn't who's more qualified, it's that one person should be in jail, and the other person pretends to be famous on reality tv shows, and neither should be running the country. You shouldn't pick either, but since you're incapable of critical thought after 12+ months of rhetoric, you're firmly entrenched in whatever bandwagon you find most palatable. Doesn't make you any less stupid as a country, and like I said, BOTH are unqualified. The only reason Hillary is even being considered is because of how poor a candidate Trump is. If a half-decent republican who wasn't a mormon or some other stupid shit was there, you'd be in much better shape.

>>49887931
>implying
Factually correct on both counts. He does not have the acumen expected of someone who is going to run a country that controls the fucking HAARP reactor and has a seat on the UN Security Council. Neither does Hillary. I don't trust 70 year olds to drive, let alone run a country.

>>49887851
>he thinks about hateing hillary
im not dipshit, i couldent give a fuck about hillary and im not talking about her, has /pol/ eaten your brain this much? Im talking about the people who call themselfs or promot fucking fascist ideas, like what half of /pol/ is doing

>>49887804
The e-mails aren't treason, they're just an incredibly dumb mistake.

In any case, everything Trump does will fuck the middle class and the lower class, but continue to make the rich wealthier because he has a child's understanding of the economy. I'm not voting for the numbskull.

How long will it take for the US to become completely irrelevant if they continue in the same trajectory they have right now?

When will the entire nation become a reality show?

>>49887824
New Jersey fined his casinos because he kept doing racist shit like ordering all of the black dealers and workers to hide whenever he came around. He got sued in Indiana because his riverboat casino reneged on a promise to hire minorities. He started the dumb Obama Birtherism shit.

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>>49886727
Make creation great again!

>>49888040
>Was the first to open non-racially discriminating numerous clubs in florida.

You know, at least Obama and Ron Paul memes were funny.

This shit is people getting mad about two senior citizens. From a state me thread.

Well played, OP, you trolled all of /tg/ again.

>>49887759
He took her furniture shopping you dumb faggot.
I don't blame you though. The media bias is real.

>>49887989
She handed out classified intel and let it just hang out there for the whole world to see. It was so bad that her own pet FBI director even called it "extremely reckless."

She sold US uranium stockpiles to foreign companies in exchange for donations to her personal foundation.

She has done so many things that qualify as treason that she would have been in prison decades ago if she was held to any sort of sane standard.

As for Trump, he has a far better understanding of the economy than any of the dims, if only because at least he knows that marxism never fucking works.

>>49888040
>all those lies
do you have a single fact to back any of that up

>>49888095
Well, at the same time 2012 wasn't all gold, I'd take a million Clinton/Trump memes over having to hear the word "binders" again.

>>49888125
HORSES AND BAYONETS

>>49888030
Donald Trump won't say if he'll accept the results of the election because he wants to "keep you in suspense."

It is already a reality show.

>>49887955
>I don't trust 70 year olds to drive, let alone run a country.
yeah, I can agree with that. Especially ones as deranged and potentially dangerous as these two.

If I had a gun to my head, I'd vote for the businessman over the one that's probably going to start another war, but it's not a happy choice.

>>49887989
Watch Clinton Cash.
The e-mails aren't the first time she's committed treason. Not by a long shot.

>>49888084
>Converted historical mansion to private club, then accused the locals of racism when they opposed it.
FTFY

>>49886102
>staticians
>professionals
>when the polls very clearly show over +20 D and +10 women polled

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>>49883039
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>>49888146
> over the one that's probably going to start another war
And Trump wouldn't? He's flat out stated that he supports invading countries and occupying them in order to plunder their natural resources. When he finally got former generals to teach him about foreign policy, he repeatedly asked "if we have nukes, why can't we just use them?" He needed to have that explained to him three times. And this from a guy who has also claimed that he knows more about nukes and missiles than anyone else.

>>49888125
From how 4chan says it, the world's ending all the time.

Then again, I remember a time when 4chan was, at the very least, apolitical and just had a laugh at every side of the political spectrum, left, right, center, and both extremes.

But look at this shit, this sheer amount of concentrated mad.

I bet half the people here don't even care, they just want reactions.

>>49888145
I hope for the sake of north america that he is elected and refuses the position. I'd support him forever.

>>49887759
Except he didn't you fucking retard.

>>49887807
I'm sure if I was from a country that doesn't matter, I too would be annoyed. I forgive you.

>>49887816
You are an idiot. No one is confused when they hear the term illegals. It refers to illegal immigrants. You know it, I know it, everyone knows that. Also, your little comparison there is stupid and you should feel stupid for making it. Immigration drives down wages.

>>49888194
Thank you for Correcting The Record, $0.10 has been deposited in your account.

>>49888194
>more bullshit
burden of proof nigger

I'm going to have a word with your boss for being so obvious, he's not paying you for nothing you know

>>49888194
If you're going to invade a country, why wouldn't you take resources to recoup your losses?

If you have a weapon, you do need to be willing to use it in some scenarios. Otherwise it serves no purpose.

>>49888210
>Brown people in front of Home Depot are the sole cause of lowering wages!
You're a fucking idiot. They aren't even the biggest cause.

Businesses that hire illegals are a much larger cause than the illegals themselves. Just as the primary problem in the sex industry is the pimps and sex traffickers, not the prostitutes.

Keep shilling that "red pill" horseshit, boss. But please do it on /pol/.

>>49888236
Are you retarded? You must be retarded. What illegals would these businesses hire if there was no illegal pool to pull from? No shit those businesses are doing harm, they need to be held accountable too.

>>49885785
Trump isnt much fucking better, hed probably blow up the first iranian ship that gets close to a US one startin ww3 that way.

>>49883319
Care for the well-being of US citizens: 1/10
Care for their money and social standing: 10/10
There.

>>49887989
>>49888040
>>49888236
> People this brainwashed exist on /tg/
Looking forward to when Trump wins and we hang the lot of you.

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>/tg/, I know you can be a better board than this

>>49888194
>He needed to have that explained to him three times.
Sounds about right. Have you never had to teach a grandparent how to program a VCR?

anyways, I guess I should have said "more likely to start another war"

>>49888146
> If I had a gun to my head, I'd vote for the businessman over the one that's probably going to start another war, but it's not a happy choice.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/09/politics/donald-trump-iran/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoCn8pExF70

Trump would start a shooting war with Iran simply because someone on an Iranian boat flipped off someone on an American boat.

>>49888260
>What prostitutes would these pimps hire if there was no prostitute pool to pull from?
Damn, son, you don't know how this shit works, do you?

Demand creates supply, not the other way around. If you want to stop the problem, you don't go after the supply. You go after the demand.

That's why the drug war was so brutal. That was our original gameplan, until we realized that demand for drugs was too fucking immense, and it would save taxpayer money to just go after the suppliers instead.

>>49888286
Fuck off. Dumbshits like him are the reason why millennials are the most worthless generation that we've had in centuries. The constant participation trophies, the ridiculous sense of entitlement, and the disrespect for real work are because of fucks like him who told parents to coddle their kids instead of putting them to work.

>>49888286
>people are actively calling for the death of people that disagree with them
>political discourse is just calling people cuck and shithead and retard without any respect for the other side of the argument
>people unironically want a purge of political dissidents and do not believe criticism of the system is a good thing
>people being unironically totalitarian

I'm so sorry, Mr. Rogers.

>>49888306
You can go after both you fucking idiot. Seriously, how are you this retarded? How? Punish businesses that hire non-citizens, enforce border security and immigration law. I'd even be willing to ease current immigration law, in regards to time and expense for applicant because it is currently pretry fucking horrible.

>>49888306
> until we realized that demand for drugs was too fucking immense
Nah, we just realized that solving demand would have been complicated and not very fun. That takes things like rehabilitation, drug treatment, enough opportunities to give people some sense of hope, and a whole lot of patience. Much simpler to just throw people in prison, and a lot more satisfying for the average voter. Why try to help someone when you can condemn them and feel smug about it instead?

>>49888304
Iran lacks force projection. We could sink a boat and there's nothing they could do about it.

>devolved into a thread where faggots are actually defending Trump

We should be so lucky that you faggots are the first draft into World War 3: Trump's Nukes Edition.

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>>49888329
You're a funny guy.

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>>49888329
>being this millenial

Back to the coal mines with you.

>>49888376
Trump would be nuking ISIS and Iran, and they have fuck all when it comes to being able to hit us back so it's fine. Shillary wants a war with Russia, which would definitely destroy the US.

>>49887835
Honestly some of the big problems were that Meowtzi Germany split their efforts too much, and they got weighted down by Eataly. Kitler was too vain in his troops speed in helping Meowollini in the Barkins. Even worse before that, The Meowtzis didn't focus on Grape Britain, and fought battles against Meowsef Stalin well before they could properly invest in them.

But honestly the Meowtzis took as much as they could before outright aggressing, because the rest of Meourpe was afraid of WWII happening at all, and that gave them a great buffer before the outright hostilities really ramped up.

But Germoney _came back_ from being a smoking hole after WWI left it in shambles and then _still_ fought an offensive war to grab and hold Portland and Pants while still expending energy against Neville Chamberlain's Britain, Meowsef Stalin's Prussia, the Barkins, and further south and east in the Artfrican and Medium Rare deserts.

Honestly, to bring a country from literally economic collapse to an aggressive world power for the better half of a decade showed that the Meowtzis were effective to say the least and took advantage of a lot of fear that the rest of the Plant Worth had in fighting another large scale war.

desu senpai.

>>49888376
One candidate routinely insults and provokes another nuclear power, would establish a policy in a third world shithole that is increasingly becoming a flash point for a global conflict.

The other is Donald Trump.

>>49888359
>You can go after both you fucking idiot.
Which is a stupid waste of resources. Like expecting the fire department to put out the fire AND rebuild your fucking house.

If we solve the demand, the supply goes away. Immigrants won't come here for jobs if the businesses that hire immigrants no longer exist. Sex slaves won't come to America if there's no traffickers to bring them, or pimps to keep them in control.

Demand begets supply you dipshit. Learn how the fucking world works before you start forming opinions about it.

>12 hours ago

Are any of you retards even bothering to report these /pol/shit threads like you should?

Nobody fucking cares how you're going to vote. This has shit all to do with traditional games.

>>49888420
> muh /pol/ boogieman
Thank you for Correcting The Record, $0.10 has been deposited in your account.

>>49888420
Remember, it seems like /tg/, a bunch of neckbeards (you know, WHAT WE IDENTIFY AS), seem to think they're all experts on politics and the way the world works, when this is a board where monstergirl waifu threads gain a lot more traction and popularity than, say, the discussion on how the d6 is a shitty dice.

I want 4chan and shitchan to die just so I can see how people cope.

>>49888329
>damn kids these days!
People have been saying this since Socrates, bud.

>>49888405
Gee, I didn't realize all the times we did that in the Cold War lead to World War III.

>>49888420
> Shitlibs get BTFO
> cry for the mods to DELETE THIS NOW
Never gets old.

>>49888474
But it has nothing to do with tabletop gaming.

People keep saying the /pol/ boogeyman, but who else honestly gives a shit to do it?

>>49888411
Except it isn't? You do realize that the fire department does take measure to prevent fires( ever hear of a fire marshal you fucking tard), right?

Deport illegals and punish businesses that hire them. If there are illegals, businesses WILL hire them.

>>49888449
So you're recommending a return to the Cold War, in which the doomsday clock was routinely between 5-2 minutes to midnight?

>>49888445
Socrates didn't have to deal with people who parade around demanding that more shitskins and mudslimes be imported so that they can kill off the whites for their "crimes."

>>49888487
That's implying that 4chan isn't acting like the clock is always 11:59:59.

Or 23:59:59, for a superior way of keeping time.

>>49888487
> So you're recommending a return to the Cold War, in which the doomsday clock was routinely between 5-2 minutes to midnight?
Better that than actually lobbing nukes like Trump and his supporters want.

>>49888449
It certainly ended up wasting a shitload of money and lives in the sandbox, and which the western world is still having to deal with the blowback.

You don't have to be american to see how fucking stupid starting something like that again would be.

>>49888508
Except no one wants to do that, including Trump. If you think that, you are an idiot.

>>49888489
No.

He just had to deal with the Greeks constantly fighting each other, the Persians now and again, and that Alexander guy.

Same shit, different era, stop being afraid and embrace the lulz, you normalfag.

Or is it "normie" nowadays.

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>>49888445
> People have been saying this since Socrates, bud.

> implying this isn't a worthless generation

>>49888441
>(you know, WHAT WE IDENTIFY AS)
>identifying yourself via a hobby
top fucking kek

>>49888542
I have a feeling you're the poster who's been arguing with another poster.

Also probably samefag, because you aren't responding to anyone else but this guy.

Your plan is to crash this thread with no survivors, I take it.

>>49888376
$0.10 has been deposited in your account. Thank you for correcting the record.

>>49888521
Trump needed to have it explained to him why he couldn't just nuke people, then forgot and needed it explained again.

And his supporters do seem to think that there isn't anything wrong with nuking people. Just look in this thread.

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>>49888548
's /tg/, friend.

We give shits about tabletop games and waifus. Like /a/, but with actual content.

You would know that if you were a real wizard.

>>49887989
>The e-mails aren't treason, they're just an incredibly dumb mistake.
Yep. That's right. She accidentally hit the delete button.


Over 30 thousand times.

>>49888555
Is this a dank new meme?

>>49888489
You know, do you really, actually imagine you're somehow better than the rest of humanity?

With that attitude? That level of hate, loathing, disgust? That casual use of vileness?

Have you ever considered the possibility that you're the bad guy?

>>49888558
Trump never said he'd use nukes hillshill

>>49888580
It's been around for a while.

Also it hasn't been a meme since it became confirmed that Hillary pays people to shill for her.

>Committing Treason and leaking classified info no longer disqualifies you to be president.

Very sad

>>49888558
If you habe a weapon, you need to at least appear willing to use it. Otherwise, it seve's no fucking purpose you fucking retard.

I'm trying to prevent a nuclear war, by voting for the only candidate that seems to want to have a friendly relationship with another nuclear power, instead of engaging in a game of brinkmanship over some shithole filled with sandpeople.

Question for the nationalist fags itt: do you actually think your country sees you as anything more than a pawn to maintain its own power? Your country doesn't give a shit about you so why should you give a shit about your country?

>>49888582
Have you ever considered the possibility that both /pol/lacks and tumblrinas are bad guys, neither realises it, and everyone else just gathers around them like a flock of sheep either because A: they don't see what's happening or B: they don't have any other choice?

>>49888602
Country =/ government.

>>49888597
What was it, 1 or 6 mil payed to leddit for support?

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>Hilliary is ahead in the biased media polls

Well I guess we should just call it for her then right, no use in voting.

>>49888620
1 mil. Just looked it up.

Also her tech guy posted there about deleting the emails.

>>49888623
Reminder: The liberal won that election.

>all these dodgy accusations of 'sexual misconduct' - whatever that is

Hmmm, seems strange they all happened at once just when the Donald reminded everyone of what Slick Willy did.

Almost coordinated you might say.

>>49888606
In another decade or so, if things keep trending the way they are, current /pol/itics will be the bad guys. Things will swing too far and will need to be corrected.

>>49888648
They also support the media's literal interpretation of his words. Just like when he called it locker room banter, and they proceeded to trot out a bunch of athletes saying that they've never said anything like that in their locker-rooms, ignoring that it's a pretty common euphemism for dudes talking about getting laid.

>>49888651
The only bad guys are the losers. The winners write the history books. When Trump wins and shillary and all her shills hang, the history books will say the same thing that they always do: That the good guys won and the bad guys lost.

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You know, it's almost like a lot of the stuff attributed to Trump supporters is staged.

>>49888555
>getting paid to shitpost on a forum for chinese cartoons

I should be so fucking lucky.

>>49888645
He also spent all of October gaining momentum. It went from an election like this own to within the margin of error. The reverse has been happening here.

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>tfw America is too polarized for moderate politics

Moderate is the only true path.

>>49888487
>Except it isn't? You do realize that the fire department does take measure to prevent fires( ever hear of a fire marshal you fucking tard), right?
But is it the fire marshall's job to build homes? No. They only inspect buildings for safety requirements. Much less resource-intensive than building fucking every structure.

The same is true for immigration. Illegals that are here will leave without opportunities. The problem will solve itself, if you solve the cause first and foremost.

Stop targeting the symptom, and start targeting the disease.

>>49884288
AA seems a bit high for a single brand name.

>>49888420
Yeah, but it's fun.

>>49888675
Soros is used to being able to buy countries, he'll throw money at anything. All you need to do is repeat their politically correct dogma and they'll hire you. Plenty of people on /pol/ have admitted to signing up and shilling for crooked hillary just for the money.

>>49887641
That doesn't explain why his delivery was so awful. He could have been telling spectacular jokes and he'd have still bombed, because he's just so bad at it.

>drumpfags and hillcucks dont realize they are being set against each other, typical divide and conquer
>meanwhile most amerifats dont realize they are pawns of the kikes and will die for the greater israel

hohoho

>>49888673
Dude, that chick openly admitted she did that sarcastically to piss off the dude she was facing when the photo was taken. The idea that she wasn't a Trump supporter is propaganda.

God damn, you are seriously drinking the Kool-Aid.

>>49888679
>sitting on the fence is the only true path

You lukewarm faggots are only one step above traitors.

>>49888555
Congratulations, you are now 5,000 shitposts away from an Oculus Rift.

>>49888679
> I want to import 100 million shitskins
> I don't want to import any
> Moderate position: import 50 million shitskins

Moderation has no place when fighting marxists.

>>49888664
well that's liberals for you

>locker room banter? We've spoken to lots of people in locker rooms and haven't heard those exact words theefore what you just said is 5 politifact pants on fire lie

>"I never had sex with that woman" - well that settles it, Ms 'Lewinski' is clearly lying

What Trump said is no worse than a lot of guys say, and it was basically referring to flirting - as in if they like you then you can get away with a lot with women.

But the MSM would have you believe he's advocating people running around in the streets like a pack of chimps just attacking women.

M... Mods?

>>49888721
>political freedom = treason

Why are you so angry?

Why are you so [fake] angry?

>>49888718
Record Status: Corrected

>>49888748
/pol/ is the only reason anyone bothers with 4chan anymore. Get used to it.

>>49888693
Your comparison is fucking retarded and makes zero logical sense. Illegals will stick around, they wI'll still consume more resources than they produce, and will still cost Americans one way or another.

Seriously, how are you this fucking stupid? Do you still live at home?

>>49888735
>>49888721
>implying wanting a open discourse about policy and politics is being a traitor

Fuck right off you extremist retards.

>>49888736
I've heard locker room talk. Guys in locker rooms don't make it clear they don't ask first.

>>49888752
You enable shit by your inaction. Not ALL viewpoints are equally valid and to pretend otherwise is stupid.

>>49888766
When the nation is under attack, and you don't defend it, what is that except treason?

>>49888758
>Illegals will stick around, they wI'll still consume more resources than they produce,

Isn't that the American way?

>>49888651
Yep, then the pendulum will swing back and we'll come to where we are now again. The wheel turns.

Yuuuuge/10
+5 toupee of leadership

>>49887872
Hitler made the problem go away by postponing it 10 years. His economical program would have ruined the german economy harder than ww1 and 1929 compared, but he invaded poland before that could happen.

>>49888766
Wanting a discourse on it? Absolutely fine.

Constantly sitting on the fence on every issue? Fuck no.

>>49888790
Treason explicitly requires giving aid and comfort to the enemy. Stepping aside isn't aid.

>>49888769
> betafag nu-males in locker rooms don't make it clear they don't ask first
FTFY

>>49883650

anon everyone knows they rolled the (cheating) knowledge into the more general (politics) knowledge years ago, come on.

>>49888769
>1 conversation in 1 locker room proves everything Trump said wrong

You really showed me, I guess illegal immigrants really won't be stealing this election for the dems

>>49888773
So what makes your viewpoint valid?

The world only cares for one thing, anon, and it is lulz.

>>49888795
Pretty much man.

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>>49883889

>pol no
>posts something that could easily start a flamewar

pls.

>>49888802
>implying being a moderate is fencesitting

That's called being a fucking coward. Being a moderate simply means you're flexible. Fucking American politics fucking you up. Everyone not supporting your party = the enemy.

It sure is /pol/ in here.

>>49888809
> Stepping aside isn't aid.
Yes it is. Stepping aside is an action, and your actions help destroy the nation, so you are aiding the enemy.

>>49888810
Don't you have a prison sentence to serve, Jared?

>>49888602
Because I an small, but my people and nation are great.
It is a glorious duty to sacrifice for the sake of the whole.
Ask nor what your country can do for uou, but what you can do for your country.

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geez guys it's her time, can't you just accept it?

>>49883039
RWU

0/10 WALL

Protection from Mexicans

>>49888839
>t. someone who has never been part of a nation in civil war or been in the military

>>49888837
4chan is all about extrememes, remember.

>>49888838
Unfortunately.

>>49888837
I haven't met one person who calls themselves moderate that isn't a fence sitter. It's the default position of the cowards and ignorant that want to sound intelligent.

>>49888837
> Being a moderate simply means you're flexible.
Being "flexible" just means bending to the demands of cucks, feminists, and shitskins. Giving up vital parts of America's cultural identity to please degenerates is a form of treason. "Moderate" is just a code word for delayed marxism instead of immediate marxism.

>>49888852
>been in the military
If you had, you would know that in failing to act or choosing not to act, is still an action, and often the absolute worst choice you can make.

>>49888853
>implying being part of Bubba Ray and his local sect of the Kuck Kuck Klan is being intelligent
>implying being part of Dirty Dan's Democrat Dealership is being intelligent

You're asking me to eat shit or eat shit, anon.

>>49888852
> or been in the military
Doing nothing is dereliction of duty.

>>49888853
The reason for that is because people like >>49888866
make people that are actual moderates not label themselves as moderate, and that the current election is a fucking shitshow where there is no fucking actual debate, only "REEEEEEE MY SIDE IS RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" from both sides.

>>49888809
If you choose to not decide, you still have made a choice

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both parties want it

>>49888866
Okay.

It can also mean giving into the demands of people who would use and abuse our soldiers, easily lied to lower class, and country bumpkins in the name of "supremacy" when it reality you are simply a tool to be used and thrown away.

You fail to realize both sides are shit, and you willingly want to be used in the name of something as vague as "white supremacy."

You know that "white people" are a diverse array of cultures, most of which would gladly burn each other to the ground, right?

Try to convince a Russian white supremacist to team up with an American white supremacist, and you will probably hear rhetoric about how the American is as much a threat to Russian whiteness as an immigrant from the Caucus.

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Oh boy I sure do enjoy all of the traditional gaming going on in this thread, I seriously hope we can continue this discussion without the interference of a mod, who would definitely delete this thread. I also seriously hope I do not claim repeating digits.

>>49888885
> "REEEEEEE MY SIDE IS RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" from both sides.

> both sides

There is only one side demanding a "safe space," and instead of doing something about it by taking the fight to the shitlibs, you're choosing to sit back and let them rip the country apart.

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>>49888916
I'm sure glad the mods keep out those nasty, nasty quest threads to make room for quality discussions like this one.

>>49888925
The right wants all brown people removed and, I would remind you, want to hang people who do not agree with them.

You're acting like your side is superior without examining it's flaws. You are failing at being objective and seeing things logically. You seem to only care about rhetoric.

Always more rhetoric.

>>49888916
politics are the most traditional of games

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>all those people without class consciousness
It's been 150 years already, and you still don't get it.

>>49888916
>>49888936
I love roleplaying games.

In this thread I can pretend to be a retard getting into an ultimately pointless argument on the internet where my opinion will simply be discounted by both sides as shit.

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I sure am glad we've got an honest media keeping that horrible trump honest

>>49888844
Found the pawn

>>49888942
>The right wants all brown people removed and, I would remind you, want to hang people who do not agree with them.
Wew
Lad

>>49888925
>There is only one side demanding a "safe space,"

>When /pol/ exists
>When T_D exists
>As long as rallies exists

No. The most common stomping grounds of people with the same political opinions will be, by default, a safe space.

Safe spaces by themselves are not inherently bad, but being in a safe space so long you totally lose sight of the original goal fucks you over hard.

>>49888952
It isn't about Red vs. Blue.

It's about country vs. cities.

It always has been, and it always will.

>>49888942
> The right wants all brown people removed
Name a country that hasn't been improved by removing shitskins. Name a country that hasn't been damaged by adding more shitskins. Removing them is vital to the nation's health.

>want to hang people who do not agree with them.
False. We want traitors to suffer the legal penalty for treason, which under US law is execution. How is wanting to enforce the law somehow a "flaw"?

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>>49887641
>"globalist shills"

>>49888942
>The right wants all brown people removed and, I would remind you, want to hang people who do not agree with them.
Try again retard. Identity politics is largely the realm of the left.

>>49884735
Well done, you just described his hairdo.

>>49888952
we're all cozy middle Americans in this thread, though.

we are making up our own problems.

>>49888942
>The right wants all brown people removed and, I would remind you, want to hang people who do not agree with them.
Literally no one is advocating this, it is a leftist fiction. Identity politics is a leftist invention, you own it. No one else.

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>>49888925
>rip the country apart
This is my favorite meme to hear from both sides.
>a bloobloo they're going to RUIN this country
People will whine. Nothing will happen. Democrats (and some Republicans) will be obstructionist shitstains if Trump takes office, and every one of his stupid ideas will be mired in bureaucracy. Clinton will maintain the status quo. In the end, the average American will enjoy life as it stands today.

>>49888986
I direct you to >>49888979

You've proven your point wrong by about a post.

Race has become so intertwined with politics it's surreal.

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be a shame if it got filled with cheesecake

>>49888968
We are all pawns in this great machine, it is selfish to pretend otherwise.
Men die, their nations may live forever. To put yourself over your fellows and descendents is to choose the transient and meaningless over the immortal and grand.
It is the duty of every citizen to give as much of themselves to their nation as is safely allowed by the human condition.

>>49889006

to >>49888979

>>49888979
Do you know how hard it is to actually charge someone with treason? Even the spies who sold atomic secrets to the Soviets in the 1950s didn't get it because the USSR wasn't technically an enemy, even during the height of the cold war.

>>49889015
Blatant liberal false flagging doesn't count.

>>49889015
Why does his opinion describe the right but mine doesn't?

>>49888998
>implying middle class America isn't disappearing because you keep electing rich fucks who care about interests of rich fucks
Come on, you have problems to solve!

>>49888977
It's about a class struggle, tovarisch. They want to suck all wealth from the middle class.

>>49889031
Nothing lasts forever, anon.

>>49889019
Go ahead, only liberals have a problem with that.

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>>49888508
>>49888558
Get off the Internet, Trudeau.

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>>49889019
yes..a real shame...

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>>49889075
unf

>>49889072
>>49889075
>>49889088
This art sucks.

>>49889071
Hard to believe anyone could elect an idiot who actually says stuff like that. WTF Canada, what happened?

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>America
>not in an irreversible decline that will end in civil war that the whole world will invite because finally the beast would tear itself apart instead of other countries

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>>49888838
It always has been.

>>49889040
>>49889045

It is a refusal to see that your party attracts extremists who care about the color of your skin. It is a refusal to look inwards at your party's problems, and instead pretend it simply does not exist.

It is the same with liberals who refused to acknowledge that there are simply too many complicated facets of our culture that, instead of focusing upon freedom, they work upon forced tolerance.

This is why I am a moderate. Both sides consider themselves to be so superior to one another that it seems as if civil war shall break out, not along lines of political corruption, or ignoring the plight of class struggle, but along literal black or white morality.

I just want to talk about dragons, anon. It's what /tg/ is partially for.

>>49889100
It sounds like typical Saturday morning superhero shit. Not that surprising people might find it appealing.