>a visual novel where you befriend, and eventually lewd with,

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>>49881788
>ara ara
>not nee-san
>loli
>clearly not loli

This image never fails to force me to take the bait.

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>>49881788
When you were a child, you probably had some pretty crazy dreams and aspirations. Maybe you wanted to be an astronaut, or a doctor, or a fireman?

Look at yourself.

>Primarchs
>the same characters we already see discussed to death so much they're deader then fucking Emps
>not something new and interesting like R63 Gazgull or R63 Flamer of Tzeenth

>>49881987
What vaporwave album cover is that?

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>>49881918
Don't forget
>twintails has multiple physical characteristics far more notable than her twintails

>>49881987
Sure.

But now I have bills and debts and have to buy my own lunch and living space and need alcohol or medications to get out of bed in the morning and to get to sleep at night.

Waifus are pretty much all that is left to me.

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>tfw no Cora gf

Why is she literally perfect

>>49882035
ALL OF THEM!

>>49882020
this pretty much sums up 40k entirely, and why after reading most of the HH books I still can't give a fuck about the setting

>>49881788
Peturabo best primarch. Fix the image immediately.

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>>49883072
Here you go

>>49881788
Faggot

>>49882548

>Cora
>perfect

I dunno man. The demure thing is nice and all.

But Hana seems like the kind of girl who'd viciously make out with you in the back of your car while you blast Guns n' Roses from the stereo. The girl who'd actually want to go with you to an AC/DC concert.

Cora just seems basic.

>>49883156
Cora would probably be my top waifu, followed by Venus.

Morticia could also be sexy if I didn't have to talk to her dad too much or go to her house. Hana's black hair and badass dad would make for fun times, but I can't ride a bike for shit. Not into blondes but Petra would be fun conversation.

My fetish for goths would rail against my better judgement in terms of Kelly, and I wouldn't even know what to make of Alpharia and Omegan but damn if I aint curious.

>>49882020
You saw that "what lesser daemon you would want to be" thread earlier, didn't you?

>>49881788
XS wrote some cute stuff involving some of these girls.

>>49881788
Not looking forward to it but still waiting for someone probably me to break down and make a dating sim featuring some of the Primarchs(male) as dating choices. I'd have to make it an alternate reality where the player is a remebremancer assigned to catalog the Primarch's conquests while building up relationship points and specializing in one of the remembremancer specialties. Then you hit the final stage of the game and follow them into the Heresy and make meaningful changes to their role in the Heresy.

>>49881987
I see myself, and I think:
Thank God I didn't persist on studying paleontology.

I saw this post before going to the gym, and I thought about it throughout my whole workout. So I'm going to write down my thoughts. Forgive me if this takes a few posts.

>Imperium Private Academy
>Most prestigious private school in the prefecture
>Famous for its Headmistress, who has revitalized the school over her tenure
>Known only as the Headmistress (running joke, her actual name always being obscured or drowned out in some way)
>Eighteen famous clubs (Legions), each with their own Club President (Primarch)
>Club members (space marines) look up to their Onee-samas with almost if not equal loyalty to the Headmistress
>Clubs have been kicking ass at every competition/meet/etc for the last three years thanks to the Presidents
>Presidents are all now seniors and ready to graduate
>More or less the plot of the Horus Heresy follows
>Player character is initially a generic, nameless male transfer student
>Following the player's choices and interactions, they either embark on the Loyal or Traitor route
>Routes have minor variations specific to what girl you're closest to
>At the time of the deviation to either route, the player is revealed to either be the analogy of Garviel Loken or Ezekyle Abaddon

>>49881788
It's shit.

Draw it again.

>>49883780
Kek, that was my dream to. I stuck with it longer than most and the only reason I switched is because I fell further in love with history and threw my life away instead.

>>49881987
I wanted to be a historian and I am one
I just happen to be a historian who spends his spare time playing shitty japanese porn games and warhammer

>>49884277

Gotta do something when no one wants to show up to your office hours, right?

Honestly being a history professor sounds comfy as fuck, but I don't have any real drive to do it. But I already got my degree; I'm sick of college.

I'll stick with my firefighter classes.

>>49884185
> being this new

>>49881788
I care about Petra.

>>49884415

shit taste