Filename Thread

>>49876135
I don't get it.

>>49876170
LOL it says "knot"!

Like the lump on a dog's dick!

LOL EPIC

OP is cool

>>49876177

are you ok man

>>49877455
Ah shit wrong thread.

>>49877455
>6 rounds of intense Martial vs Martial combat.webm

>>49876336
>>>Reddit

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>>49877859
I fucking love that movie

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>Evokers

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>Mutants and Masterminds

>>49876177
I assumed it was a bondage joke.

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>>49876955
>the slaanesh

>>49878423
Anyone who doesn't recognize this on sight deserves it. Also not /tg/ related.

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>>49878423
>.gif
Faggot.
>>49878636
Everything totally gay is /tg/ related.

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>>49876955
>mfw tentacle Ganguro
What the hell is this from?

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>>49878636
Yes, well all recognize K-On. Not that hard.

>>49878345
Ck2 is the fucking best man

>>49878152
Gotta build up that magic resistance somehow.

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>>49878922
flip flappers

>>49878109
I'm kind of curious as to what that's from...

>>49879766
Alan Moore's Neonomicon
It's terrible, that page is pretty much the only redeeming one.
If you want a good Lovecraftian comic, read his Providence instead. It's good shit

>>49878152
Those glasses are the very difference between bravery and idiocy.

>>49878982
After the first few, it probably does start to feel like a chore.

That's part of what SAN loss represents; when shit like that reduces you to sarcasm instead of heart-attacks, you're not exactly on the same wavelength as everybody else anymore. By "regular" standards, your head has fucking cracked.

>ANOTHER non-euclidean. I just love the fucking paperwork

>OH LOOK AT ME I HAVE TENTACLES AND GO WHUUUU WHUUUUU. WHUU YOU TOO YOU ANKLE-OBSESSED SLUT
>ankle what? what the fuck are you talking about
>These stupid sons of bitches are all the same, it's all they ever fucking talk about. It's like they were staring at tight pussy or something
>... but... it ... that they it doesn't talk

>OH GODS, RUN! RUN BEFORE IT CONSUMES OUR VERY SOULS!
>Yeah yeah yeah *BLAM BLAM* abyss stronk, remove dagon remove dagon, you are the worst turks.*BLAM*
>dude WTF is wrong with you?

>You go over there and fuck'em, we'll stay here and masturbate. now MOVE, MOVE MOVE!

>>49879842
It's how you know he's a professional.

>>49879636
If it's funny, that looks like my kind of Uzbek tapestry. Thanks for the sauce anon.

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>>49880176
>Super Fun Mobile Funk Station
Solid Gold

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I need one for this.

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>>49879636
I-I don't think I have enough acid or shrooms for this show, anon...

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>Druids

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>>49880293
this a classic

>>49878284
Also everyone is giving you a dead eyed look in that picture.

>>49877888
wat

>>49876336
It's a lemon demon.

>>49884159
It's obviously a lime slime.

>>49878109
What the hell am I looking at? That doesn't make sense with or without the filename.

>>49884585
It's a woman jerking off a Deep One.

>>49884591
Then it rapes her. Repeatedly. Needless to say even Alan Moore didn't get good reviews for that one.

>>49884600
No, it rapes her first.
Then she gives it a handy-jay.
Then it saves her from more rape or something.
I dunno, it was a mess.

>>49878345
>the Slaanesh
You see Sergei, when you cut off your balls before demons arrive, you cannot be tempted by the Slaanesh, AND you can't have your balls cut off by the Khorne.

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>>49879979
I thoroughly enjoyed this post

>>49884591
>>49884600
>>49884609
Welp. That's about as much sense as that's ever going to make. Thanks.

>>49884677
It's not a good comic.
Providence is pretty great though, and it's set in the same world. Almost makes Neonomicon good retroactively

>>49884688
Is Providence less rape-y at the very least?

Because I'd love some lovecraftian horror comics, just not like fucking Neonomicon.

I should really burn my copy one of these days

>>49880176
Well, at least the Dark Angels have style.

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>>49884659
>San loss causes meming
It all makes sense now

>>49880340
Eh... put an early Pink Floyd Album into a music Visualizer and do that instead. I've actually reached a point of Synesthesia doing that completely sober. Then again, I have a predisposition for Synesthesia.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>49884918
Welp I guess we're playing tag now, I try to run faster.

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>>49878982
Sauce?

>>49884862
Big Lincoln sends you to hell!

>>49884862
God, I don't know what it is about post-apoc martial artists that appeals to me, but I love em to death.

>>49885303
based

>>49880293
>Zyzz is alive
I knew it ;_;

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>>49888454
Not this time, anon.

>>49884733
Oh yeah. There's still some rape, it's a Moore comic, but it's much more restrained.

>>49885470
Most recent issue of BPRD: Hell on Earth.

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>>49886458
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAkCypsQIQk
Four minutes in.

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>>49889955
Damn you, you evaded my masterplan

>>49891670
it's now or never

>>49891698
I remember that fucking song all over the radio in the early 2000s. I never realized it was Bon Jovi until this year.

>>49880090
Fukken gold

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>>49892032
>Not naming the picture an /a/./k/
Son I am disappoint.

>>49892227
That's pretty cool.

>>49884507

That's not a bad idea, anon.

I can picture a BBEG having psychic powers such that whenever he ejaculates his seed is really psyonic energy within a certain radius/range. Anyone it contacts falls under his control, which is how he develops his minion army. Maybe he has a second form of physical ejaculation so that once they're under his control he can use them to spawn offspring.

>>49884159
Redesign your logo,
We know how to do it,
We are here to help you,
Everything's connected.

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>Plot hooks

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>>49892322

>>49882429
Is this loss?

>>49892322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynY2begPzoM

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>>49892391

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>>49890693
Thank you anon.

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>Slaanesh enters the realm

>>49892414
Where's the other edits of these frames?

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>>49892414

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>>49892515
Of Loss or the Samus frames?

>>49892550
Samus and her perplexed look.

>>49892200
Goodness, how fudge-making.

>>49892560
I wasn't aware there were many edits on her face. I was going to post the original comic, but it looks like the Awkward Zombie site(or rather their image host) is one of the casualties of the mass DDOS attacks going on all over.

>>49892559
I would play this so much

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>>49892619
Totally.

>>49876336
sweet clemons, the best monsters

>>49878177

Wasn't it their father's body?

>>49892640
Fuck, that's great.
I need to find Trey's backstory from 30Rock
>>49892735
Nah, at that point I think Joffrey had just died and Tyrion was being blamed for it. Tywin didn't get got until after Tyrion escaped.

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>>49878524

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>>49879979

I know what my next character is going to be now.

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Found some of it

>>49891698
>I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER

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>>49878180
Holy shit.

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>>49892771

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>>49892217

>Sim City
>No volcano
>No meteor strike
>No Godzilla

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>>49892429

How?

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>>49892754

Okay. I haven't read the books in a while so I couldn't remember if that happened after Joffrey had died or after Tywin had died.

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>>49893052
A "retrieve such object" mission, you spawn next to hit, success ?

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>>49892956

>>49893099
>Dragon "Slaying".gif

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>>49893099
I love how that webm has completely abandoned its original name of "applying fire enchants" to just acknowledging the thing that everyone asks every time it would get posted.

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>>49893135

The next evolution is just to make the filename the Wikipedia URL for induction forging.

>>49892943
>sticking your packs that close to the ground

props to them for at least elevating it but they should really be in a tree. Unless there's no food in there and they're just trying to keep them dry, in which case why are the packs in the hut with them?

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>>49893342

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>>49893115
Nah. It's an "eliminate objective" mission, character shot at an alien, missed, and hit the objective with the missed shot.

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>>49893461

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>>49894171
This person has made a critical error.

>>49894171
Good god. Our survival instincts have reached negative levels.

>>49894171
I assume it's hilariously toxic or something, but can anyone fill me in?

>>49894277
Yes.

>>49894288
Blue-Ringed Octopus is one of the most venomous creatures in existence. It's kind of like the Black Widow of the ocean.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus

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Fresh OC

>>49876177
confirmed for taking the knot

>>49894308
Except that black widows rarely kill humans. There's really not much comparable to that octopus, aside from stuff like coral snakes, maybe.

>>49893625
Sorry, don't have any witty filename pics sitting around, I just wanted to say that I'm a sucker for animal companion images.

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>>49879766
>>49884585
>>49884677


Alan Moore's Neonomicon. It's essentially really disgusting Lovecraft fanfic he made for a quick buck. That panel specifically is the lead female jerking off a Deep One. It rapes her multiple times, and she eventually births its child.

I would not recommend reading it. I wish I hadn't.

>>49877511
Sauce please

>>49891827
u a dum nigga fr

>>49895650
I also watched Neverending Story in the theaters but never realized it was a dude singing the song at the end until I saw it on Youtube.

>>49895559
This hurts my soul.

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>>49895595

Here's the reference pic I'm currently using for my ranger's companion, just for you then.

>>49895669
The most painful thing for me is that the new owners felt the need to dig up the time capsule.
That shit was supposed to stay there until 2042.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/31016/every-item-inside-time-capsule-nickelodeon-buried-1992

>>49894756
Jill, takes the knot.

>>49895825
Scientist discovers black magic of the darkest kind NEGROMANCY!

>>49895922
Ah yes, the negronomicon, the book of eternal darkness.

>>49892322
All I think is that the complainers can't have followed the cooking instructions carefully enough.

...although given the amount of shit I've heard about Detroit, maybe I'm being a little unfair.

>>49895983
They say it contains the true nature of the colonel's 7 herbs and spices

>>49878180
My sides.

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>>49880062

>>49892525
>the background
Son of a BITCH

>>49896280
Holy shit, red car autist is back!
Welcome home man, nobody missed you!

>>49894277
That's a picture of a dead guy. His body hasn't figured it out yet in the shot, but the next thing that happens after the picture is him dying.

>The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes.

That octopus is showing alert coloration. It's freaking out and about to tap a motherfucker.

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> Anon gets told

>>49896654
Why is that ambiguously brown boy(?) strawmanning that monk?

>>49896654
>every page of this fucking comic
Cringelord McAutist

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>>49896654

>>49895566
ON THE EDGE

>>49896686
> boy(?)
Did you just semi-assume Xir's gender you shitlord?

>>49892879

"A pack of dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's". Cracked up over that one.

>>49895621
I almost have to read it now with a review like that. The bile fascination is too stronk

>>49897212
If you into monster rape, its still only like marginally okay. But its just kinda ehhh

>>49894277
It's one of the few creatures in nature that produce Tetrodotoxin, a terrifying organic venom that results in paralysis. It's also contained in blowfish ovaries.

First, your entire body gets fucked. Every symptom of every disease you know starts. Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, seizure, sweating, headache, your eyes dilate, your skin turns purple... the list goes on and on and on.

Then the real terror begins. You will lay in conscious horror as your entire body begins failing, you lose the ability to breath, your heart stops beating, and you lose the ability to move. However, you will likely remain lucid and conscious throughout the entire thing.

If you are lucky, your liver will flush the toxin after a day. If you are unlucky, you will die horrifically. If you are extra unlucky, you will survive and enter a coma.

There is no antivenom. Treatment is based on symptoms. Which basically means you're fucked.

>>49896017
And such alchemy as Crack production

>>49896654
It's always easy to make arguments when you're talking for both sides.

>>49892434
>16yo
>10" dick

One less reason to live.

>>49893117
I don't get it.

>>49892200
Couldn't you, like, whack it on the nose with a paddle or something?

>>49897591
Sure. If you want to piss it off.

>>49893052
Sniper missed his target and just happened to destroy the mission objective by accident.

>>49897568
If it's any help, that's probably not the size. Girls aren't carpenters, and teenage boys are huge liars.

>>49892166
Just watched that movie. I think I'm going to base a campaign around it.

>>49894756
That looks like a pic of every dog walker I've ever seen.

>>49897591
I mean, you could, but I don't know what you think you'd accomplish. Unless you hit that thing full-force with a baseball bat, you're not going to do anything more than annoy it.

>>49891827
>>49895650
>>49895666
Ok, you made me look. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_NeverEnding_Story_(song)

>>49876336
Look on the bright side, you can't make lemonade out of demons. Only demonade.

>>49892208
>>/pol/ Get out of here with that shit.

>>49892284
God, I love that album.

>>49897089
This is the pilot of a sitcom.

>>49892200
Poor sea puppy. It was trying to figure out what the seal-like thing at the surface was, and then got stuck when it learned it was not, in fact, a big seal.
Most sharks don't consider humans or boats a normal part of their diet, and bites generally happen either due to the shark thinking the vaguely seal-shaped thing is a seal or has no clue what it is and is going to bite it to figure out if it's shark food.

>>49893302
Oh lawd, I love how the bear just stands there and stares.

>Did they see me?
>Like, am I supposed to introduce myself?
>This is soooo awkward.
>Oh well, moving on.

>>49892391
>Is this loss?
No, but that could be a brilliant edit.

>>49894756
>fluffy: sneak/utility, backup face
>daphne: face, backup utility
>bill: tank
>pete: all rounder / off-tank dps
>jill: control, buffs
>scar: dps / glass cannon, backup sneak
That's some solid party balance right there.

>>49892519
>I had to kill 4 men to get these watermelons...
>Now what the fuck do I do!?

>>49878345
trust no one. not even yourselv.

>>49876624
>Functional strength

>>49883412
RIFTS is really famous for being a batshit-crazy genre mishmash; that's by design, the games lore had portals from multiple universes opening up and forcing worlds with different levels of high-tech, magic, psionics, and what have you to interact. So that you mind end up with Charlemagne's paladins in atomic powered armor fighting a bunch of magic Hong Kong action movie cops who were all issued Tao magic instead of guns.

That's a video of Pikachu with a lightsaber fighting Harry Potter, which illustrates that dynamic well.

For further information, please procure and consult a copy of RIFTS, either the original game or the new iteration for Savage Worlds. Thank you for calling the /tg/ Information Line, home of reckless pedantry.

>>49897621
It's already chomping on your boat, so what else it's gonna do? Pull out a gun?

>>49898345
>I don't know what you think you'd accomplish

Drive it off? Stop it from eating the boat? Eyes, gills and snouts are weak points for a shark.