Things you won't hear necromancers say

>>49875603
I finally finished doing my latest experiment. I *think* she was enjoying it.

>>49875603
I've got a bone to pick with you

>>49875603
>Perhaps this is enough undead for me to control?

>>49875603
Let's bury the poor lad.

>>49875603
I should really clean up around here.

>>49875603
Hello, I'm a necromancer!

>>49875603
I'm gonna find a different tower, this one is too dark and dusty and has all these cobwebs. This land lord sucks.

>>49875603
Cremation is what I want done to me after I die.

>>49875758
You're doing it wrong.

>>49875603
Hello Mr. Paladin, would you like to come in?

>>49875603
No bones about it!

>>49875603
I wonder what the afterlife is like?

>>49875603

Liquefy them!

>>49875603
I am not a necromancer.

>>49875825
>>49875978
I'm getting mixed messages here

let me help you with that

>>49876002
I may or may not be a Necromancer, who's asking?

>>49876037
Certainly not a necromancer, who said I was?

"I will not do such a Depraved, disgusting, and insane thing. I have ethical standards!"

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>>49875603
It's getting chilly in here, better put some clothes on.

I have enough skeletons

>>49876058
I could maybe be a necromancer in some hypothetical but not altogether reality-dissociated scenarios which could or could not possibly perhaps be merely baseless conjecture or even supported allegation.

>>49875603
I wanna die

>>49876097
Why would you even mention necromancers? What are you implying? Are you accusing me?

>>49875603
I absolutely despise boners.

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Hit songs written by the party's bard

>>49876281
alright, here's waterfall

>>49876281
Please do not stab me
I didn't know she was a princess
And if you release me
I wont blab about the incest!

>>49876281
Dick in a Dragon

>>49876281
I came a knocking on her backdoor.

>>49876281
Lyin' and Inspirin'

>>49876281
Guardsmen Blues
Banishment and Alimony
From the rooftop to the street.

>>49876281
Ride __ the Valkyries

>>49876281
"Elminster Can't be Buggered At All"

>>49876281
Pockets Full of Bat Shit

>>49875603
It's filthy here and it smells like rotting ass. I'm leaving.

>>49876281

OI YOU
HEY YOU
YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON
FUCK YOU
ROLL WISDOM
ONE DEE FOUR

>>49876281
Performance Don't Fail Me Now!

>>49876281
The Bear and The Maiden.

>>49875603

Abra-cadaver

>>49876281

Points of Experience

>>49876281
Bard Apple
Cirno's Perfect Multi Class
Marisa Stole the Precious Loot
Get Revenge on Dragon

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"Graffiti found in the dungeon bathroom"

>>49877079
>"Say Pazuzu thrice for a good time ;)"

>>49877079
If you can read this there is an ooze

>>49877079
>Secundus defecated here

>>49877079
<charname> bene fellas

>>49877079
Drawings of dicks. So many dicks.
Arguments and comments on the wall about the types and features of dicks.

>>49877079
A hastily scribbled pentagram along with the word "fuck" carved into the door in Celestial.

>>49877087
Kek

>>49877079
"Bolk tha goblen wuz ere"

>>49877079
>Bigby was here

>>49877079

Bathroom out of order. If you see a toilet seat, it's a mimic.

>>49877079
Loragar & Throg 4 Ever

>>49877079
>OVERTHINKING

>>49877079
>enjoy the DireAIDS :^)

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>>49875603
AND STAY DOWN!

(really, no one?)

>>49877079
LOOK BEHIND YOU

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>>49877079

Barbarian Rhapsody.

*tunes lute*

Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
We've been here for four hours,
Playing our RPG...

Roll all of your dice,
D4, D6, and D20,
Make an insight saving throw, critical fail- oh no,
You're strength is high, your wisdom's low,
Intelligence is just a no-go,
You should just stick with the smashing and pillaging that you know...

Feels good to kill a man,
Smashed in his tiny head,
Crushed his bones and now he's dead,
It feels like my life's just begun,
Shredding life from physical shackles is just too fun...

Maces, axes, and greatswords,
Screaming is a universal language,
No need for diplomacy...
Whenever you're a greasy, bloody, stout killing machine.

>>49877079
"I've hidden a legendary blade that has the power to defeat this menace. It's in-"
>bloody handprints

>>49877079

O <- The Princess Awaits Your Legendary Sword

-love, Dungeon Boss

>>49877145
Is that the result of some aasimar kid going through his rebellious phase?

>>49877079
The lich is a sodomite!

>>49877079
The high priest is necrophiliac.

>>49877079
"Since when is there a toilet in thi- OH SHI"

>>49877079
>mimic with a shit fetish got a killer tattoo during spring break

>>49877599
>>49877568
Seems like these two have something to gain from meeting each other.

>>49877079
>Don't drink and teleport

>>49877079
Has anybody actually survived this latrine?