What is the best Bardic Instrument?
>>49874844
Dildo, easy.
>>49874844
skinflute
The pink oboe
>>49874884
>>49874844
'Sup Dankman.
>>49874844
Devil's Trumpet
>>49874844
You know it's true, listen to your heart anon.
>>49874844
Fleshtrumpet
This thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRsSjh5TTqI
(around 2:29 is when he starts actually playing it)
>>49874844
>>49874892
>>49874907
>>49875476
The Organ
>>49874844
Maracas, provided you pick fireball as a spell.
>>49874844
bagpipes!
>>49874844
Kazoo. Leave both hands free for more instruments.
Alternatively a one man band.
>>49874844
Real Bards dual-wield their instruments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WWwkArWajM
Cymbals
>>49874844
his mouth, in more ways than one.
>>49874844
Dragon pussy.
the..death...whistle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI
>>49874844
Bagpipes
>>49874844
Pipe organ
>>49880557
Holy shit, that is terrifying.
Saved.
pan pipes of course
>can be small and portable
>light, and probably more able to withstand mild abuse than a stringed instrument
>associated with pan and debauchery
and as a bonus, when your party climbs a tall mountain to seek out some monster, you can play eerie andean-sounding music to set the tone
>>49874844
>even asking
>>49874844
Memes.
>>49874938
Gotcha, Mero
>>49874844
pennywhistle
>>49874844
bagpipes
Lute
>>49874844
The hurdy-gurdy.
>>49874844
An axe! Bonus points for edgy guitars such as the BCRich Widow or Warlock.
>>49874844
Your body.
Play a monk/bard with specialization in unarmed combat and hamboning, and you will never be in need of equipment.
>>49874844
Spoons
Harmonica, be cool and smooth blues player.
>>49874844
Space mechas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_37_-6GzbQ
Contoured Baby Grand Piano
>>49888787
Make that conjured. Dumb phone
>>49879543
Underrated
>>49888612
wtf am I watching here?