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Dovin Baan talking about the gatewatch's weaknesses:

>And they expect that they will win with a minimum of cost or sacrifice.

This made me smile, as I know you guys want of them to die.

>>49860834
He just does not know what the power of friendship is, but don't worry he will learn the lesson at the end of aether revolt, maybe before that

>>49860890
I can't detect any sarcasm, but I'm going to assume you're slightly joking...

>>49860911
>They burn two edlrazi titans with lesbian love
>Somehow expecting that one of them dies on the fight with a normal nowalker

>>49860507
So Tezzeret is potentially trying do do Neo-new Phyrexia?

>>49861043
But what happened to all the people hating on the jacetice league and wishing WOTC would just kill off one of the planeswalkers?

I mean, I'm glad they're currently not here, but I was really surprised with your reaction.

>>49861072
I actually don't know. I'm not that familiar with Tezz's story but as I understand it, the last time he was with the Phyrexians, they didn't get along.

Assuming he's still working for Bolas and knowing Amonkhet is coming I'm wondering how old Bolas is doing with the plotting and the scheming.

>>49861246

wanting them to die and expecting them to die are different things.

>>49861411
Ah, that makes sense.

But anyway, back to the actual story, I did enjoy this one. Looking into Dovin Baan's thought process was enjoyable.

>>49861911
Yeah, I really appreciated him. He's like an evil spock.

Also, the fact that he's convinced that he's doing the right thing through laws and order is just fantastically accurate to white blue. He'd make a fantastic azorious officer, if he ever decided to stick around on ravnica for awhile.

>>49861262
Same, it feels like it's been way too long since we've seen the old dragon. FRF doesn't count.

>next block will be the big reveal about Bolas's schemes
>the block after will be a call to a plane that is just about to be overtaken by new strand of Phyrexians but the Jacetice League wins but it's close
>next we're going to Theros again because we NEED Elspeth to get Mirrodin back
>after that, HOLY SHIT RAVNICA IS GOING APESHIT SEND HALP PLS
>"Yo, I gotta kill this demon of unimaginable strength which I'm not sure I can take on my own, don't come after me. xoxo Lili"

The next couple of blocks, everyone.

>>49862518
>>"Yo, I gotta kill this demon of unimaginable strength which I'm not sure I can take on my own, don't come after me. xoxo Lili"

You're kidding, right? In her "lili's oath" story she deliberately said something along the lines of using friends as tools to further her own gains.

>>49862543
Exactly that is implied there, anon. "Don't come after me. I'm probably going to get killed. ;))))) I'm on Pyrulea, by the way. BYE!"

>>49860834
omg, if the gatewatch doesn't die in a fire, it just proves the SJWs have conquered magic with their fucking bullshit

>>49862432
He's not even an EVIL spock, he's just a Spock that is super-easily distracted by personal prestige and curiosity.

Dovin doesn't understand that the way he sees things is special, because he is constantly complaining that nobody sees things like he does.

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>>49860834
>Gatewatch run into Phyrexia for the first time
>Get wrecked hard.
>yfw

>>49862432
>Same, it feels like it's been way too long since we've seen the old dragon.
Only question is, if tezzeret is doing all this under Bolas's command, then what the hell does Bolas need a planar portal for?

Or perhaps Tezzeret is plotting against Bolas but I just don't see how a portal would help him there. Even if he is secretly working with the phyrexians in order to get to Bolas how would that work. If he unleashes pyrexians on Amonketh or whatever plane Bolas is he'll just planeswalk away and get back for revenge later.

Bolas was playing the long game thousands of years before Tezzeret was even born. How is Tezzeret thinking he can out scheme him?

So what's Bolas actually up to guys? Aside from trying to regain oldwalker powers.

>>49861043
>Not even the eldrazi can withstand the power of pure love
How will the phyrexians ever stand a chance against it ?

>>49862606
>Dovin doesn't understand that the way he sees things is special, because he is constantly complaining that nobody sees things like he does.
So he's autistic then

>>49862648
Love powered Wurmcoil engines?

>>49862639
>Bolas was playing the long game thousands of years before Tezzeret was even born. How is Tezzeret thinking he can out scheme him?
uuuggghhh
For fucks sake if you want to jerk off a dragon so bad just go to baddragon

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>>49862579
Gate of the oath watch isn't SJW propaganda. It is a cast of all white characters with two of the whitest males currently in magic.

>>49862661
Yes he is and that's an objective fact

Also, I think he is a pretty good character

>>49862661
No, because there is a difference between "doesn't understand that what he has is special" and "doesn't understand anything at all but will butthurt until the end of days on /tg/"

>>49860890

He is joking by using a trope commonly found in Saturday morning cartoons - friendship can defeat evil :)

He does so because mtg lore is basically Avengers for kids, where nothing bad happens to the main characters.

>>49862714
Talking about bad dragons where are the other elder dragons? wtf are they doing ?

>>49862715
Yes, it even has lesbians, a masculine fetish.

>>49862733
>He does so because mtg lore is basically Avengers for kids, where nothing bad happens to the main characters.
But in our case, aren't the Jacetice league bad ? Think about what they did to Emmy

>>49862723
No, because if he WAS autistic, then we'd be seeing hundreds of posts about how PROGRESSIVE WOTC is for allowing brain damaged characters to exist.

>>49862635

Jacetice league is like John Cena. Sure he gets his ass kicked once, but he shrugs it off and wins super decisively.

>>49862755
think what emmy did to my waifu.

>>49862734
....You realize your post insinuates that the other Elder Dragons are now dildos, right?

And the other Elder Dragons were killed off by Bolas.

>>49862761
>brain damaged
narset 2 electric boogaloo

>>49862761
Those "progressists" people doesn't understand that autism can be many things and are worse than people using autism as an insult

>>49862755
Emmy WANTED to be captured in the moon. She controlled Tamibun to use her most powerful spells to trap her in the moon.

>>49862733
Its funny, because Doug Beyer is of the belief that happy characters who have good things happen to them are not good characters.

In fact, I remember a distinct blog post where someone suggested someone's spark igniting because he was just so happy with his life and his wife that he ignited. And could not find his way back to his happy home. Doug stated that without that last sentence, the character was completely uninteresting.

>>49862772
>think what emmy did to my waifu.
>waifu
I don't know who she is but you deserved it

>>49862799
I'm talking about WHY she wanted that

>>49862755

I don't know what they did to Emrakul because Wizards is shit at getting lore across and I am not wasting time reading transcripts of power ranger episodes on their website.

Lame Jews should make YouTube videos about their own goddamn product. And the SiebenLore guy is all over the place.

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>>49862772
>tfw Tamiyo has a husbando and cute kids
why live?

>>49862776
Nah dude, I know that there was a war between them and only a handful of them survived but I'm sure that at least the elder dragons from legends are still alive.

>>49862574
TIL sarcasm exists online
>>49862639
Phyrexia, because maro's butthurt
>>49862761
If anything, he's got OCD.
>>49862790
What was wrong with narset? I didn't start reading story until origins/BFZ

>>49862847
You live so you can kill yourself immediately.

>>49862855
>What was wrong with narset?
I think she is a confirmed autist so nothing is wrong

>>49862715
And you're as stupid as that pic makes you look. Jace is a beta cuckold who somehow has super magic powers so he's the best, which is a complete SJW targetting, Gideon is a mindless animal so that the SJWs can make fun of anyone who wants to be physically fit. Nissa is an autistic nazi elf waifu who is so in touch with naturalistic new age bullshit, and Chandra is a LOLXDRANDOM nightmare of a failure of a person, ie, most of what SJWs think women are. Then Liliana is just this fucked up mess of "powerful" but needs to be qq protected from mean ol rapist garruk

Most autistic post of the day award goes to me, for being proud of learning how to use spoilers

>>49862852
Then you're completely wrong. Bolas is the only Elder Dragon left, from the Old Times. There are the 5 Dragonlords of Tarkir, but we're not counting them.

>>49862892
I really hope Garruk shows up again, and just murders one or two members of the gatewatch.

>>49862892
Nah, gids is there so that they can secretly still fantasize about powerful men in their life. Plus he has the male equivalent of a chainmail bikini.

>>49862847
Tamiyo truly is perfection.

>>49862663
>Elesh Norn din't killed Sheoldred
>they two procreate a love-themed pyrexian love

>>49862911
Isnt Ugin an Elder Dragon?

>>49862924
>male equivalent of a chain mail bikini
OH MY GOD I'M SO TRIGGERED AT THE IDEA OF SEXUALLY APPEALING GEAR ON WOMEN HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ANYTHING IS EVER EQUIVALENT ABOUT MEN THEY HAVE ALL THE PRIVILEGE AND NO TRIGGERS

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>>49862965
CUTE!

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>>49862801
He likes drama
cheap and shitty, but drama after all

>>49862966
Nope. Ugin doesn't play that game. He's a Spirit Dragon.

>>49862966
It's implied that he may be one, but there's no confirmation of that.

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>>49862966
>posting in this thread
>not knowing mtg lore

>>49862966
What exactly is an Elder Dragon?

Ugin is old as fuck and a dragon. He is older than the Elder Dragon of Tarkir.

>>49860507
>the rest of the gatewatch is holding back against the guards but Lili 'Reave Soul's one of them and the rest run away screaming because holy fucking shit.
>Gideon, Ajani, and Nissa give her a what the fuck look
>Jace is trying to hide an erection
>Chandra almost laughs but sees her mother watching on in horror.

>>49862918

If he does it is probably Tamyo, because Jace™, Chandra™, Nissa™, Gideon™, Liliana™ are not characters but focus group approved products of Hasbro, Inc.

>>49862997
>>49862999
Ok, thanks!

>>49863003
>Asking in a thread about mtg lore something related to mtg lore

I truly sorry.

>>49863023
>Killing the second most interesting Blue character instead of the most boring
Yea, it feels like something Hasbro would do

>>49863003
Are you sure you didn't want to answer to this >>49862834 post ?

>>49863050
The folks at wizards say shit like "Jace is the best self-insert character!" and "People who have been playing magic for a long time are naturally attracted to blue!" all the time.

>>49863050
Please be respectful whit the character. Maybe you don't identificate with jace, but others do

>>49863023
Or Ajani in a OMGEPICBATTLEXD, because Ajani is kinda old and had many cards.

>>49863072
>"Jace is the best self-insert character!"
Well, he is
But he is certainly not interesting

>>49863067
Why yes, yes I did

>>49863015
Elder dragon is the primordial race of super duper dragons that were naturally just strong as an oldwalker (which makes bolas a snowflake since he was at some point both), it has norhing to do with age.
Niv-mizzet is at minimum 10k years old and isn't an elder dragon

>>49863067

To be fair, I know she (cause incorporeal beings need a gender) is trapped in moon, but I sure don't know about some shitty "help me kill me" avatar that is described in some shitty written fan-fic on MTG website.

>>49863120
She wanted to be in the moon because she could feel it wasn't Innistrad's time yet and needed some time to figure out what to do.

>>49863151

Bullshit.

>>49863015
Elder dragons are the oldest known race. Check the magic wiki for more info. I'm too stoned to write it all out

>>49863163
That's exactly what happened. Read the lore articles m8

>>49863163
That's as much as we know

>>49863163
Well, if the Eldrazi are really just the cleaning ladys of the multiverse, that makes absolutly sense. And makes the gatewath kinda dumb and evil.

>>49863238
DAMN RIGHT WE ARE DUMB AND EVIL.

>>49863238
>kinda dumb
Just "kinda" ?
They are major retard, Ugin was right

>>49863270
Ugin is just a FUCKING WHITE SPIRIT-DRAGON

>>49863238
It mostly makes Ugin a dick imo. He could have been less cryptic and more forcefull with his warning. Like "Look guys, I'm not a 100% certain but I'm pretty sure that the Eldrazi have some critical function in the multiverse. Whatever you do, don't kill them. I'm super serial here. Don't do it. No, not even to see what happens. JACE!"

>>49863273
Ugin imprisoned them which is bad enough.

>>49863301
>Ugin is just a FUCKING COLORLESS SPIRIT-DRAGON
ftfy

>>49863313
He wanted to study them but he was struck with a bad case of being-dead-but-not-quite

>>49863330
Well, wasnt he really dead before Sarkhan started the time shit?

>>49863115
wat

>>49863335
So is nissa, Lilly and Chandra lesbians ? Do they form a love triangle ?

>>49863333
Wrong kind of question to ask

>>49863333
Yes.
>>49863372
Lili just does what she wants. Who actually knows what she likes fucking

>>49863181
>>49863193

Not saying that you are lying. I am saying that is such bullshit writing.

>>49863438
let's be honest, the entirety of the jacetice league's interaction with the eldrazi was bullshit writing.

>>49863463
Not everything can be a literary masterpiece. Certainly not the fluff of a card game with dragons and elves.

>>49863438
Actually it was pretty good. You should read the article some time

>>49863463
The entirety of the jacetice league's interaction with everything is bullshit weiting.

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>>49863481

Then stop making every card about the fucking story-line. Do we need fucking 8 cards of Jace looking for clues to a mystery that a 5 year old had figured even before the spoilers had come out?

If they insist of pushing shit down our throat, we should demand the the shit is well seasoned and on a beautiful plate.

Is there a legit way to complain about the Jacetice League? I can only think the official set polls. Maro is an asshole and Doug's blog is abandoned.

>>49863597
I think it is really dumb that they now watermark the story related cards...

>>49863617
>the official set polls

Link please.

>>49862892
>>Look everyone, I'm projecting.
Everything you just said was all you and it was objectively retarded. SJW is forced diversity. None of things you mentioned is forced diversity. The only character that got a major recharacterization is Nissa, the others have been the fucking same thing for years new. How new are you? They've downplayed Nissa's racism even.

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>>49863625

Especially since they don't provide you with any substantial information.

Inventor's Fair says nothing. Ok, you can click on the card at their website and it directs you to a 8000 word block of text (28 pages when pasted into Word). Who the fuck reads that in the age of YouTube. Kimberly J. Kreines, a writer whose only works on Goodreads includes fluff from Magic Origins and onward, is not worth the time investment.

The problem is that they don't know or care about who the target audience for lore is.

>You have Cthulhu monsters killing and mind raping people, but the power of friendship can always win!

>Angel are going mad killing babies, but the power of friendship will prevail!

>Character is looking for her missing mom, don't worry friends have your back!

They're literally trying to piggyback from Marvel movies success, only that it isn't working out because they think kids AND adults read the lore.

Fuck you Doug and James Wyatt, you sold out fucks.

>>49862892

I am flooding this whole thread with my criticisms about MTG lore, but Jesus, if you are not a troll, chill out. The Boogeyman is not real.

>>49863629
I don't know if they have released the Kaladesh one yet, it's usually on the mothership about a week after the. release.

someone give me a run down.

What's Aether in the magic universe? Is it like mana?

How'd tezzeret die in the first place?

Why is AJani in Kaladesh?

What do you think liliana's feet smell like? Patchouli?

>>49863969
Aether is like formless but substantial mana, I guess? It's a mcguffin, so it doesn't matter.

Jace mind sculpted him

Reason

Like sweaty feet. What is it with you disgusting foot fags?

>>49863969
>What's Aether in the magic universe? Is it like mana?
If I understood well, in this set, Aether is a form of mana flowing from the aerial ley lines of Kaladesh

Filth fuckingjacetice League. Gaycetice League. Power of friendship bullshit. Magic lore is garbage and anyone who likes the gaysticeleague should be banned from flgses so the adults can have some relief from their cancer

Can someone confirm if already was a Kaladesh poll on the mothership? I think I miss it.

>>49864136
It's ok if you don't like it but please be mindful of those who actually care. Thank you.

>>49864158
Shut up Maro, no one likes you.

>>49863023
>URGWB
reeeee

>>49863163
That's absolutely what happened

>>49863969
>What am Aether?
Aether seems to be the usable form of mana. Old cards suggest that summoned creatures are made entirely out of aether, as opposed to being 'real' in that sense. On Kaladesh, the aether manifests on its own and can augment the natural forms there and can be manipulated easily.

>How did Tezz die?
I'm pretty sure he talked back to Bolas and got his shit slapped. Don't really remember though.

>Why is Ajani on Kaladesh?
He's Ajani. He goes where he wants. He's going to get a new card and call Gideon and the Gatewatch to Theros to save his pal Elspeth.

>What do Liliana's feet smell like?
Probably Bengay and cat pee. She's really fucking old, anon.

>>49864136
You seem upset. Chill, it's a kid's card game. We are all shooting shit about the laughable lore. No need to get genuinely upset.

>>49864352
IIRC, he tried to take on Bolas via using Jace to shield his mind.
Bolas, being the fuckold Elder Dragon Planeswalker that he is, undid the protections pretty much immediately, knocked Jace unconscious, then fried Tezz's brain.
Then brought said brain back sometime later because he had use of him.

>>49864136
You forgot your frog. And your REEEEEEEEEEEE

Also you know this game is marketed to 13 year olds, right? Who are these adults you're complaining for?

>>49863969
>Why is AJani in Kaladesh?

Well he's a cat and cats are known to wander off...

>>49862793
So both parties are fucking scum? Good to know.

On topic. I think maybe Bolas wants transplanar forces. It's a lot easier for the guy to stir up mana if he's using wars to do it.

>>49862906
I am honestly glad for you and your success.

>>49863718
>This shit isn't working because magic players don't have friends.

>>49865666
Thanks for pointing it out, Satan.

:'^(

>>49862918
I hope it's Chandra and Gideon. They have no personality outside of stereotypes.

At least Jace (Bolas damn him), Liliana, and Nissa are somewhat more complicated.

>>49863718
>They're literally trying to piggyback from Marvel movies success, only that it isn't working out
Good luck getting MaRo, Shill of WotC to believe people dislike copying Marvel movies.

>>49864352
>Old cards suggest that summoned creatures are made entirely out of aether, as opposed to being 'real' in that sense.
It is confirmed from the story they recently did with Feldon during the mono colored commander set.

>>49864352
>How did Tezz die?
Apparently from the rat clan on Kamigawa after setting their village on fire. Bolas bartered for the body with the rats.

>>49864352
>Why is Ajani on Kaladesh?
He heard about the dragon bartering for the body and started to seek out his next lead to Bolas. Oh and because justice for rats or something.

>>49865716
Even if Hasbro corporate shoved a thousand page doccument on how Marvel is ruining the value of their IPs with pandering, the jew clique stands together and Marvel is not gonna stop pandering to tumblr or WotC stop pandering to MCU fags, until Disney starts losing money on those movies.

I really want to see how MTG Egypt turns out, just to see if Kimberly is a bad writter AND a bad worldbuilder.

>>49862606
I think he does know how he sees things is special, but he is just somewhat overwhelmed with seeing how things can go wrong ALL THE TIME and usually being absolutely correct.

>>49862801
I think I found the post you are talking about, and what he says is that he thinks that such an overwhelming positive moment is a great ENDING for someone's story, especially in that case. I mean, if you are that happy with someone, why would you wander the planes?

>>49867182
She's the first woman to do anything in mtg. Of course she'll fuck up.

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>>49868276
Nah, Jennifer Clarke-Wilkes was from the beginning and did a decent job, unlike Kimberly.

>>49862892
Mental gymnastics that would impress even a SJW shitter! You do realize you are as insufferable as th worse tumblerina right? Your act in the exact same manner, it's just that your rules of social conduct are different

>>49862518

I think the first plane New Phyrexia will invade is Theros, and as they slowly take over the massive number of phyrexians believing in a machine god will cause Nyx to manifest one.

Also elspeth goes super angel walker waifu mode.

>>49863414
Dead corpses obviously.

>>49860834
I really do Hope Ajani or Nissa get brutally murdered by some utterly random shmuck while fighting in the revolt. Or hell even Jace would do but he is literally blue jesus at this point so that aint happening.

Dovin Baan is best guy.

>>49871197
A shame that we'll never see him again.

>>49871217
I like how he is basically a "You win" button, or would be if his special ability got a bit more refined.

Provide him with all the available information, and you can't lose. He just needs to work on his contingency planning.

>>49864154
There was, but they will do another. They usually do a "just released first impressions" one, then another a bit later.

>>49871244
And make sure he's not distracted by his personal sins of pride, and make sure he's given people who can act out what he needs, and not LITERALLY RANDOM GUARDS WHO HE DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO WRITE INSTRUCTIONS FOR...

Oh, and make sure that he's right. Because so far aside from making random inventors feel better about the government stealing their shit, he's done nothing competently.

>>49868431
If she were important, she would have been remembered for something.

>>49875993
At least she's not remembered for being a bad writer.

>people got butthurt when SOI and EM were released, for a fuckthon of reasons including "making sorin a villain" due muh sjw boogeyman
>MaRo just replied in Blogatog that Nahiri was the villain
faggots BTFO

>>49875973
He's barely done anything. He hasn't exactly been incompetent. As said in the story, given the information available to him he had no reason not to bring the Gatewatch to Kaladesh.

>>49878673
I never said he was incompetent, I said he's done nothing competent except crowd control. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT!? We don't have enough information to see if Dovin Baan is actually more than just an autistic government toadie.

>>49879006

Nigga, you're the type a guy who plays Zed.

Goblins vary wildly from plane to plane.
Vedalken vary wildly from plane to plane.
Kor vary wildly from plane to plane.
Why humans look the same in every plane ?

>>49879210
This reminds me. I remember on old Mirrodin Goblins just looked like generic goblins. During SOM block they were redesigned to look more distinctive. I wonder how Slobad would look with the redesign.

>>49879210
Because we're human and thus we see the differences between them enough to matter.

>>49879210

Innistrad has an unusual amount of blacks, asians and military women

>>49879364
MUH SJW BOOGEYMAN

>>49879210

Humans vary, we just give them different names.

Elves, Dwarfs, Kor, Kithkin, are all variations of humans. They have no special powers (that humans can't have in mtg lore), while being barely different in terms of looks.

>>49879447

Learn to take a joke, friendo.

/tg/ what was that manga I saw a few days ago about a girl playing a control deck and wrecking everyone else?

I need my fix

>>49863625
wtf wheres the watermark?

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>>49862768

>>49880271

The big ole' Planeswalker Symbol in the text box.

>>49880271
Well, the watermarks are a thing that they started using THIS set (Kaladesh). Mostly because WotC says that people are STILL complaining that they don't know where they can read the story.

Somewhat related, holy FUCK I don't think some of the people here would be happy with ANYTHING WotC decides to do with the story.

>>49883128
>I don't think some of the people here would be happy with ANYTHING WotC decides to do with the story.
Welcome to human culture, you can't please all of us.

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>>49879243
I wonder that too. new mirran goblins were pretty goddamn solid for the brief period of time we got to enjoy them, even if some might call them an acquired taste. It would be neat to have some old legends get some new art one of these days.

Maybe in the next commander set or something.

>>49883145
I prefer the ones from rath or kamigawa desu senpai.

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>>49883158
Can't disagree with you there pal. Akki are pretty top tier

I last read the story where Liliana and Chandra fucks off to Kaladesh right before the actual story kicks off, is it worth it to read the latest stories?

>>49883298
But anon, not even a single one of them is worth reading senpai.

>>49883434
That's the truest statement I've heard all day, but I do try to keep up when time allows, even if they are hideously written

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>>49879243
He looks like this

>>49883298
>>49883462
Personally, I rather liked #9, and have heard good things about #5. ...actually haven't read past #4, which I should remedy soonish.

>>49883478

HOLY SHIT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A SNAKE LOOKING THING WITH SPIKE SHOULDERS BUT IT'S LITERALLY A MECH WHAT THE FUCK

also secret insider info we are getting another chandra, chandra, awoken. Nissa dies to tezzerets shit and makes her go cray. RB walker.

>>49885336
I think slobad actually fell into the core of Mirrodin first block, trying to help glissa.

Slobad was tortured and made into a little memnarch cripple bitch, and I think that he fell into the core like Glissa, and we all know how she turned out once the Phyrexians got her.

Slobad IS Urabrask, but because Slobad is so much smarter than a regular goblin, he retained some of his identity, which is shown on Urabrask's card "Let them be". Shows internal strife, like Slobad is trying to power through.

In return to battle for the shadows over New phyrexia, I think that'll be one of their "big" reveals.

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>>49879210
Mirran humans look different

>>49885336
Nissa is a Core walker. Not gonna happen. And we literally just got an rb walker. This set. And two Chandra. Are you just dumb?

I hate the jacetice league

>>49888502
All right thinking citizens do. Fags, queers, and betas like them.

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>tfw no qt bunny wife and kids in a floating pagoda

Will we ever get art with violence against humans again?

Don't remember seeing any in Kaladesh and Innistrad 2 only had violence against human males.

>>49863969

Aether is the substance of the Blind Eternities. Summoned creatures are made out of aether and mana. On Kaldesh, an only there, it is an integral part of the world

Tezzert died multiple times, some of which are not entirely canon. He was apparently killed by a group of nezumi

Tamiyo directed him there

Dead corpses.

>>49870942

They are finally inting that something bad might occour if he continues to neglect the guildpact

>>49892650

Dammit Jace, do your fucking job.

>>49890070
>Males don't count as humans
That's sexist dude.

>>49879673

http://m.mangahere.co/manga/wizard_s_soul_koi_no_seisen/

Here ya go friend. Yeah, I breezed through it as soon as I learned of it. Everyone getting salty because they don't know how to play against control, it's like porn for blue mages