Were they all kiss less virgins?

>>49848222
Does Fulgrim's hand-mirror count?

>>49848646
lets go with yes

>>49848222
Russ and Khan probably fucked loads of bitches

Lion fucked loads of dudes

Sanguinius and Fulgrim probably fucked but were so perfect at it, it was less an act of lust and more an act of tantric meditation

Most of the rest were all far too autistic

>>49848222
Yes, what even had the capability to get fucked by a primarch? They didn't make female space marines, and fucking dudes is degenerate even for primarchs.

>>49848222
If my real life experience with engineering and theology students are any example, Perturabo and Lorgar are probably the most kissless and robot out of all them. I mean they're both practically autistic

>>49849044
You realise Ultramar was based on ancient Rome, right?

>>49849044

There was probably a window of growing up where they were human-sized. Remember, when Corax first emerged from the pod in Deliverance Lost, he was the look and size of a 16 year old.

>>49848222
probably smashed some primitive babes when they were growing up

>>49848949
Wait...What? I thought Lion was the most autistic of the bunch.

Fulgrim had sex with a corpse IIRC. Or at least is implied to.

>>49849711
So.. now he's a desperate kissless virgin?

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>>49848949
>Russ
>fucking bitches

Yeah sounds about right

>>49849750
Nah he lost his virginity to a corpse. It counts.

Would a Primarch even feel lust? Asking the real questions here.

>>49848222
Sanguinias had a wife in an old BA codex. Unsure if still canon, no new sources refute this yet.

I refuse to believe Leman "Turbo Chad" didn't fuck some women on Fenris. Guy is based off vikings after all.

>>49851421
Lust for battle counts

Pretty sure the Emperor would have let them ride some of his Sisters Of Silence harem

>>49848222
Vulkan probably had a few wives before the Heresy.

>>49849666
I think Anonymous referenced that he's named after a gay poet.

>>49849785
Magnus pls.

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>>49848222
But, do sex exists in W40k setting?
Have any important character fucked ever?

>>49856530
>But, do sex exists in W40k setting?
Yes. It occurs in the Ciaphas Cain series, the Gaunt's Ghosts series, the HH novels (remembrancers and muggles only, though), and Lukas the Trickster's backstory. Also, y'know, the creation of Slaanesh and the Eye of Terror.

>>49856530
The Imperium's most important resource is its enormous amount of citizens. That doesn't happen without sex.
Also people fuck all the time in the Cain books, since that's what happens when you have a regiment with both male and female soldiers.

>9 feet tall hulked demigods packing evian bottle sized dicks having intercourse with regular women
Poor bitches are part of the primarch kill count, not of his game score.

>>49857834
What if they're like gorillas, that have penises that are an inch long? Or steroid abusers. I don't think dick size was a top priority when the emprah cooked them up.

>>49857866
Dubs don't lie

>>49857866
steroids make your balls shrink, your dick just looks smaller because unless you're roiding wrong and not eating your legs will be bigger

>>49852363
>I refuse to believe Leman "Turbo Chad" didn't fuck some women on Fenris.

I can see what you're getting at here, but all the "wolves" on Fenris are males.

The reason Russ hates Magnus was that Magnus once caught Russ and a large female wolf in action, and the rest is history.

Ferrus had such a strong hand that he never had any need for women.

Angron is too angry and most likely his penis is some kind of lethal weapon.

Girlymans mother made sure that the boy was surrounded by other boys 24/7

Fulgrim couldn't find a perfect girl so he spent time instead mastering the blade.

Perturabo tried building a proper robot waifu but never succeeded, driving him angry.

Curze probably visited several whore houses back on his home planet, but no survivors were ever found.

Jaghatai probably tried sharing his genome with some mares back in his youth, hoping that they would become faster as a result.

Dorn doesn't understand some emotional concepts, but he has his favourite fist for sure.

Magnus tried finding a waifu in the warp, but got tricked into penetrating Imperial palace instead.

Vulkan was too hot for any mortal.

Corax might have learned something on his prison world, but decided to remain a stalker.

Lorgar excels at missionary.

Horus was groomed by his father who probably made sure that his best boy was good at everything.

Mortarion probably has collected every STD available in the universum.

Alpharius has some kind of weird snake fetish.

Lion probably learned proper manners at the monastic school with his fellow initiates.

Sanguinus was pure.

>>49858218
>implying Guilliman's mother didn't send him to the best Lupanar in Maccraggre to make a man of him
>atiaofthejulii.mosaic

>>49858242
no, that sounds too practical
what Girlyman would do is write a book over theoretical approaches when facing female gendered humanoids

>>49848949
>Lion fucked loads of dudes

Nah, Lion didn't know how to deal with people on personal level, much less on a romantic or sexual level. But I don't deny you that he was likely a homosexual.

>>49858218
>Most likely his penis is some kind of lethal weapon
>Grafted a chainsword to his groin to defend against nighttime attacks
>No motor, just runs on testosterone

>>49858006
That would still be a giant 9 foot tall man with a dick the size of a normal man's, though. Which would look tiny.

>>49858279
This. He's too autistic for even hookers.

>>49858314
>"Angron, what is that THING?"
>"It's my raging boner and it hungers for flesh"

>>49858285
Almost like he was named after one.

>>49858368

Or his home was name after a gay bar.

>>49858279
It would be a kissless virgins approach to how to speak to girls. It would have ZERO application in the real world, not have been tested, but it will go on to become the greatest best seller in the galaxy.

The resulting social changes quickly lead to declining populations and lower birthrates.
Soon females are turning to chaos left and right.

An exterminatus is led against the evil female chaos insurrection. Girlyman smiles from his grave/beyond knowing his work is complete.

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>>49858242
Implying loving mother Tarasha wouldn't teach her son Roboute art of love by herself.

>>49849044
>fucking dudes
>degenerate

nigga, where the fuck do you think you are

>>49858439
Truly he's our spiritual liege.

>>49856618
>That doesn't happen without sex.
IT DOES ON KRIEG

>>49857866
>>49857977
>>49858006
>>49858319
Horus Heresy novels confirm Space Marines are packing proportionally sized dicks, given they're 3-4 foot taller than the average human, we can probably guestimate this translated to 2-3 inches longer than human average. So a Space Marines dik is gonna be 6 to 9 inches in general and probably at least half the circumference of a coke can

t.F-list

>>49848222
Yeah and they all browsed r9k and /a/

>>49858560
>Horus Heresy novels confirm Space Marines are packing proportionally sized dicks
Now I'm curious how this was confirmed. I'm not doubting you, just wondering.

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>>49858493
In a degenerated place?

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>>49858493
...Adepta Sororitas HQ?

>>49858815
Well done.

>>49849071
Lorgar was just a Baptist, Baptists are funny like that

>>49858218

>>Lorgar excels at missionary.

Heh.

>>49858218
Sanguinias had a wife.

>>49858218
>Ferrus had such a strong hand that he never had any need for women

I bet he drowns his dragon all the time.

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>>49848222
The only thing they've ever loved is the battlefield

>>49858737
Not him but the line he is talking about is something to the effect of "large in every way a man can be" in reference to a nude space marine.

>>49849666
The whole thing with the Dark Angel's greatest secret used to be a joke implying they were gay because their primarch was named after a gay poet

They were simpler times for 40k

>>49859105
>Sanguinias had a wife.

Now I want a shitty sit-com with the wacky adventures of Sanguinus and his wife

>*camera zooms to a typical american suburbia house*
>*transition to the hall, door opens*
>"Hooooney I'm hooome!"
*Sanguinus enters the set [howling track]
>"You better brush your power armor boots before you cover the floor with xeno blood!" [soft laugh track]
>It's not xeno, it's just the regular human thing [hard laugh track]
*jump to opening*

- ANGEL'S HAVEN -

>>49858432
I'm gonna need source on that

>>49858218
>>49858242
>implying robot gillamonster had any time for relationships while he was rebuilding the 500 worlds
girlyman's one true love was ultramar. no pathetic human could get in between him and that

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I at least know he wasn't.

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>>49858218
>Magnus tried finding a waifu in the warp, but got tricked into penetrating Imperial palace instead.