Planetary Risk

>>49835929
Socialist Republic of New Indiana
Blue
Contamos or Barmot

>>49835929
Jutan
Space Vikings
Red

>>49835929
The Foundation on Terminus
Purple
Ragnus

Added

Will start when more people come

Rolled 18277 (1d99999)

>>49835929
The Party Republic of Slurm
Light Green
Tropica

>>49836127
You don't roll until the first mupdate.

Nice 7s though

The Cuttlefish
Light blue or Cyan or whatever
Any territory

>>49836155
I know this, I simply wanted to test the rolling feature, lad.

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Year 1

The Space Age has begun and civilizations across the system are developing moth odd of space travel. Only time will tell what will occur in this dynamic era.

Rolled 81840 (1d99999)

>>49836253
Fill Ragnus, then jump to Infernok and conquer it

Rolled 33479 (1d99999)

>>49836253
fill juten

+1d99999

>>49836253
The Socialist Republic of Indiana's space colonization ship finally reached its destination, established the first city of New Indianapolis, and claimed the planet for the republic, and the people!

The budding colony's first move is to secure more of the planet.

Rolled 82484 (1d99999)

>>49836253
Party through all the territories on Tropica and then wormhole to Barmot and fill..

>>49836310

dice+1d99999

New to the rolling system, oops.

>>49836310
put

dice+1d99999

in the options field

Rolled 75062 (1d99999)

>>49836333
Fuck, think I finally got it though.
>>49836340
Done.

>>49836296
>Juten may be the perfect place for my peoples new home. we have begun terraforming operations and breeding protocols are initiated.

Waiting on Cuttlefish

Few more minutes

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Year 2

Expansion begins on home planets and new planets.

The Cuttlefish seem to be having a dark age at the moment. No progress was made.

Rolled 13245 (1d99999)

>>49836412
Keep filling the planet. Not sure which it is since 2 are red.

Rolled 28571 (1d99999)

>>49836412
The worms will continue to colonize Tropica, then try to successfully wormhole our way onto Barmot.

Rolled 6090 (1d99999)

>>49836412
>The Foundation serves as an incubator for the sciences and fine arts of the fallen Galactic Empire. With the hopes of once again building the Empire again

Keep conquering Infernok

>>49836432
You're on Contamos

>>49836457
Thanks.

>>49836412
keep filling juten.
>for each man, we allot 5 prime breeding grills. women will be bred in a staggered fashion so as to have 5 waves of offspring from each father every other year. Kenny G can be heard throughout the colony

Rolled 86190 (1d99999)

>>49836484

>>49836468

The counsulates of the Foundation offer an olive branch to your peoples

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Year 3

Cuttlefish are having tough times. Maybe they need a new leader to direct them forward?

Rolled 13598 (1d99999)

>>49836538
Continue filling Contamos!

>>49836527
We accept. As the newfag OP assumes this means a peace/nap offering.

Rolled 39086 (1d99999)

>>49836538
Keep civilizing the planet of Ragnarus

Rolled 82333 (1d99999)

>>49836538
Finish up colonization of Tropica and (hopefully) make the leap to Barmot.

>The worms have nearly finished their settlements on the jungle planet of Tropica. They wish to bring their homebrewed refreshment to other worlds.

Rolled 97926 (1d99999)

>>49836538
fill juten, spill sageon

>>49836545
>newfag
wew lad

>>49836578
y e p

Though I am familiar with Risk, I did it quite a while ago so things might have changed a bit.

>>49836545
this is great news for the people of the Foundation. It's found a friend in the vastness of space. With it, bringing marveling new trade to the market of the SRNI

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Year 4

In an amazing display, The PRoS have an ingenious technological revolution, advancing their colonization by about 10 years

Cuttlefish begin to eat their weakest children in a decline to primitivism. Savages they are.

>>49836645
Fill the rest of the planet.

Rolled 42279 (1d99999)

>>49836660
Forgot roll

Rolled 96007 (1d99999)

>>49836645
fill Sageon, spill Opworth
>Our population is doubling at an astonishing rate, as our new home planet is completely terraformed. We must expand to the Juten moon of Sageon and begin work there as well.

Rolled 76837 (1d99999)

>>49836645
Finish conquering Ragnarus
>the foundation begins to grow as they acquire new land within Ragnarus, expanding their reach. The high elites of the Foundation keep the unsuspecting people of Ragnarus in a shade of mysticism

Rolled 55554 (1d99999)

>>49836645
Whimmy whim wham wozzle party worms!

The worms will continue to colonize Barmot, and will make another leap to Arcadia provided the resources are readily available.

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>>49836712
>he almost won the entire game

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>>49836725
Sometimes you're off by one, contest winner.

>>49836712
>so close

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Year 5

A Hoosier-Foundation alliance has surfaced.

The Space Vikings have begun the colonization of their moon.

The worms almost made a scientific breakthrough that would advance their race by thousands upon thousands of years. However, one of them accidentally soaked the research in punch.

Cuttlefish reportedly began worshipping "flying worms" after a sighting on the other side of the planet.

>>49836793
Keep filling the planet.

Rolled 27183 (1d99999)

>>49836810
Again, fug.

>>49836793
For the love of the great Galaxy, conquer Ragnarus

Rolled 18730 (1d99999)

>>49836793
fill Sageon, spill Opworth.

Rolled 82597 (1d99999)

>>49836793
The worms are going to colonize Arcadia, and assimilate the Cuttlefish into our population as taste tester slaves.

>The worm who had ruined the advanced research has mysteriously disappeared after wandering into a cave known for rockfalls.

Rolled 55715 (1d99999)

>>49836824

>>49836824
>>49836855
>>49836793

Shit, not Ragnarus, Infernok. whoops

Rolled 35268 (1d99999)

Retreat to Kaahg

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

Year 6

Slurm and Viking scientists have discovered an alien civilization that inhabits Kaahg. They may or may not be hostile. A rover has been sent to the planet to gauge their reaction.

(1=Submissive Slave Race; 100=Militaristic Warmongering Race)

Rolled 45327 (1d99999)

>>49836936
Desperate attack against the Slurm

>>49836936
FINISH INFERNOK IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT GALAXY

Rolled 55610 (1d99999)

>>49836963
Son of a bitch

Rolled 58374 (1d99999)

>>49836936
fill Opworth
>71
they submissive?... like sexually?

Rolled 69466 (1d99999)

>>49836936
Continue filling the planet.

Not much to do for now. But its a prosperous time for New Indiana, as cities flourish and culture grows. The first basketball games have started up in the major cities, and will soon spread to the smaller ones. Tenderloin Sandwiches are everywhere. The New Indianapolis Motor Speedway has been completed. Truly this is the brightest timeline.

>>49836936
Arcadia will be ruled by the worms, fully colonize the planet and enslave the population.
>>49836954
I will give you the chance to submit to the Republic, if not you will be exterminated.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>49836936
The aliens, known as the Ayylmaos, are openly hostile. When the rover was spotted, it's parachute was immediately shot down, damaging the machine. Corrupted but slightly coherent video logs indicate that the aliens have begun a conquest towards one of ots two neighboring planets.
(1=Arcadia 2=Opworth)

Rolled 92161 (1d99999)

>>49836996

>>49837001
can we still fuck them?... are our genitalia compatable?

>>49836996

The Cuttlefish have done NOTHING to you! We were swimming aroumd peacefully with our dead phone battery. Allow us to swim in our Oceans peacefully and we will flank your enemies at a moment's command.

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>>49837020
They have orfices that may be used for sexual stimulation. They will likely rip your arms off first. There is a noticeable difference in genetalia among what is perceived as the males and females of the species

>>49837081

FIT

Hey baby we're also known as the cuddlefish

Rolled 25874 (1d99999)

Rolling for Ayylmaos

>>49837081
We are preparing around sex restraints then

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Year 7

The Ayylmaos have mobilized for Arcadia, where they believe the rover had come from.

They slaughter the inhabitants of two territories, inhabited by both worms and cuttlefish alike.

Rolled 50577 (1d99999)

>>49837161
Finish off the planet. Finally.

>>49837181
Spills?

Rolled 59451 (1d99999)

>>49837161

Nothing will take our oceans from us. NOTHING DO YOU SHRIMPS UNDERSTAND?

>>49837190
Who do you attack specifically?

Rolled 36413 (1d99999)

>>49837161
>the Foundation sends their scout ships to the outer orbits of these neighboring planets, the worms and Vikings seem to have discovered the Kaaghans, and appear to be sexually arouse by theses creatures. The high council mentally vomits
Defend if necessary
Sit idly by and wait

>>49837161
defend out homeland and fill Opworth, spill Wohan
>We must prepare for sex... i mean war with the ayylmaos of Kaahg

>>49837161
We will mobilize the Slurm Battalions and fight back the ayy lmao menace. Remain neutral towards the Cuttlefish for now.

>>49837190
Choose wisely as to what you do. If you choose aggression we will finish what we started on this planet, after we finish with these crabs.

Rolled 92578 (1d99999)

>>49837217

Rolled 2099 (1d99999)

>>49837161
>>49837219

>>49837189
Use the spills to attack Slurm. Why the hell not.

>>49837240
noice

>>49837209

We take the slurms out of the central oceans

>>49837240

We died with dignity. We were a not an aggressive race. We only engaged in war within our own borders. We feel no shame. We feel nothing, on account of us being dead.

>>49837255
You have made a grave mistake.

>>49837161
Push ALL Aliens off of Arcadia, including the meance and the Cuttlefish, spill the previous roll over onto Infernok provided it is enough.

>>49837240
You may use your remaining resources (3) to destroy the cuttlefish or attack the Ayylmaos on their home planet.

Is it too late to request a reservation to live on?

>>49837210
Careful with your words, else we will skull fuck you. We Vikings of the stars have an insatiable appetite for sex... we will fuck anything with a hole to pitch in.

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Year 8

War breaks out. Hoosiers attack Slurms, Slurm destroy Ayylmao invaders. Cuttlefish, with a very low defense, had fended off the Slurm by one settlement. Can they turn this around? Time will tell.

>>49837343
I'm afraid it is far too late. You should have assisted instead of trying to attack. I would have spared you.

>>49837303
Wipe out the remaining Cuttlefish and take Arcadia for the PRoS

Rolled 77310 (1d99999)

>>49837384
Hyper jump to invade the Slurm home planet of Tropica
>>49837370
But of course, I wouldn't want to offend a people I haven't met

Rolled 50406 (1d99999)

>>49837384
Keep pushing into Slurm territory.

Rolled 43715 (1d99999)

>>49837384
Push back against the Hoosiers, and secure Arcadia for the Republic.

Rolled 38518 (1d99999)

>>49837343
you may have a tile of refuge on Opworth dear cuttlefish, but know this... you will be fucked routinely.
>>49837384
Fill wohan, spill Kaahg. we must acquire these monsters as sex slaves

>>49837425
The good old fashion sandwich maneuver

>>49837502
You know it.

Waiting on Cuttlefish

Rolled 40119 (1d99999)

>>49837384

A physically depleted and spiritually devastated shadow of the once happy Cuttlefish race go to war with the territory to their South, hoping to retreat to an uninhabited nearby planet.

The only planet in the solar system they were ever aware of, for they never thought to look elsewhere. They need nothing but what the great mother sea provided. Many stories were told of the nearby rock, which the hostile Slurm oppressors claim to be called Giese. Our youth looked up at the sky and dreamed of one day meeting a peaceful race from that apparently barren rock. The concept of war is so strange. The cost of war is so cold. After constructing complex breathing apparatuses, we journey off to a cold rock in search of that peaceful race we were so sure would be there.

>>49837443

We want nothing to do with the sick politics that have murdered all of our elders and most of our youth. We are nomads because of war. You will find no smile and warm greeting from us.

The peaceful race our ancestors promised us is out there. We will find them somewhere in this infinite galaxy. That is the only flame we have left.

>>49837581
if you butt pleasure our rods, we will welcome you with open arms. Note we have killed not one living soul this entire game

>>49837603
>hoping someone catches that

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Year 9

The Foundation and Indiana begin to invade Slurm homelands.

Space Vikings establish a boots on the ground presence in the Southern Hemisphere of Kaahg. The men are cuckolded (and killed soonafternof, if not outright) and the women are pleasured. Clicks of ecstasy plauge the environment as the Vikings release their seed into the holes of extraterrestrials.

Ayylmaos that haven't been fucked (literally and metaphorically) begin to mobilize to take back their lands and women, then invade Opworth.

The Cuttlefish arrive on the rocky mass, however, it is empty and barren. Oceans exist, but are simply empty. A truly dark future awaits the cuttlefish.

>>49837620
Keep attacking Slurm

Rolled 22522 (1d99999)

>>49837620
We will muster all we can and push back the invasion on our home world of Tropica
Whimmy whim wham wozzle.

Any spill will be used in a counterattack against the Foundation

Rolled 95984 (1d99999)

>>49837620
Rolling for Ayylmaos

Rolled 82663 (1d99999)

>>49837638

Rolled 95325 (1d99999)

>>49837620
Take over the planet of Tropica
Any surplus ship jump to t
Barmot

Rolled 63461 (1d99999)

>>49837620
attack the ayylmaos

>>49837603
For centuries we held to our beliefs. We based our culture, our entire identity, on the stories of peaceful beings of higher intelligence that would one day take our hand and guide us on a swim through the sky's vast black ocean. That was the only truth we knew. If we must die searching for what we know must be out there, then so be it.

Death is better than finding out you are wrong.

Rolled 46130 (1d99999)

>>49837620

The Cuttlefish send all resources found on their new home (not a lot) back home to the brave monks who chose to die by our religous buildings.

They use those resources to launch a disgusting but necessary crusade on the Slurms.

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Year 10

War continues

Vikings have been reportedly driven out of Kaahg. It seems, however, that a number of Ayylmaoan females have gone missing.

Cuttlefish regain sizable control of their home world.

Rolled 72261 (1d99999)

>>49837744
INVADE KAAHG!!!!!
WE VIKINGS NOW!!!

>>49837764
fuck...
back to back 1s

Rolled 38263 (1d99999)

>>49837744
Push against the Slurm!

Rolled 6783 (1d99999)

>>49837744
Push forward and take Ragnarus as a staging point against the Foundation. We will make them regret the day they chose to fight the Party Worms

Rolled 62895 (1d99999)

>>49837744
PUSH FOR THE TAKE OVER OF TROPICA

Rolled 41030 (1d99999)

>>49837744

A rebounding and newly confident Cuttlefish race continue their assault on the invaders, who deserve everything they have coming to them in the end. We will make chum out of their Queen.

But we are a peaceful race, we only seek to expand to the borders of our home planet. And extra resources, of course, should naturally be used to colonize Mother 2, formerly known as Giese. This is acceptable as no species owned this land before us. But under no circumstance do we ever invade additional planets.

>>49837770

Push against Slurm indeed! Vile as they are they cannot be trusted in this open sky we share. They are the perpetrators of our near demise and the Cuttlefish will only sleep easy once that cowardly Queen and that dancing buffoon's throats are cut.

We are a peaceful race. Look what vulgarity they have driven us to. They will surely try to drive a wedge through your alliance with those distant armies.

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>this is my last mupdate. I'm tired as fuck and need to rest. Thank you for playing and if anyone wants to take over, feel free to do so.

Year 11

Incursions occur on Tropico, dangerously destabilizing the Slurms.

Barmot continues to be colonized by Indiana.

Cuttlefish reclaim their rightful clay.

Slurm, involved in a two front war, has limited options.

The Vikings reclaim the southern Ayylmaoan territory, further breeding with the Ayylmaoan wimminz.

Rolled 90813 (1d99999)

>>49837877
Conquer Tropica.

>>49837877
I think I'm out too. Thanks OP! Good game everyone.

>>49837877
fuck all the ayylmaos, fuck them all and make sweet lmaoviking babies!
conquer Kaahg

Rolled 32702 (1d99999)

>>49837892

>>49837891
GG m8

Well, GG y'all and have a good one.
>tfw no Galaxy risk
Someone should get on this

If this really is the end of our conflicts then the Cuttlefish have accomplished more than anyone, even they themselves, believed possible.

We've also grown quite racist against the Slurms. We're quite proud of what we've done.

GG

>>49837877
oh shit just read the green text.
thanks for hosting OP and gg/gn