through chaos fuckery you’ve been transported to 40K

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inverse-Omnipotence

>>49835059
I WIN.

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that was quick

Rolled 3 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_Construct

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Army_Creation

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>>49835160
>I roll on Daemonology.

>>49835059
>Inverse Omnipotence

OP was right, sure is Tzeench up in here.

>>49835129
With my powers of Inverse-Omnipotence I claim dominion as the new physical aspect of the Emperor.

You shall be given command of the Legio Cybernetica.

>>49835160
You shall be declared Lord High Commander of the Imperial Guard.

ONWARDS! TO THE NEXT GREAT CRUSADE!

>>49835129
Well the Inquisition is gonna dick me hard for this.

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>>49835179
>>49835194
I mean, yeah. Lord High Commander sounds good. Cough.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pick-Pocketing

>>49835243
The Blood Gorgon are gonna hate you.

Roll+1d100

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Water_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

This should be interesting

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Stealth

>>49835294

whoops

dice+d100

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>>49835307

God dammit, how does one roll?

"dice+d100"

>>49835320
Type dice+1d100 into "options"

>>49835320
read the sticky

>>49835059
once, long ago, there was only war, war that consumed the weak and made the powerful even more so, then, a man came, an ordinary man, he could move no mountains, he could rouse no great speech, he was normal.

at first the world payed him no heed, just another cog in the machine, but then he started talking, of things not even inquisitors know, and soon arbiters where sent, they did not come back, then the pdf was sent, no one came out, soon entire armies of the imperium marched to defeat this heretec, and reports were made of psychic powers and warp phenomena, of titans crumbling to its own weight, of space marines no longer being able to move in their armor, of chimera armor turning into simple bottlecaps, soon all the races focused on this point, and each and every time it repeated, not armies falling to each other, but of lasguns turning into flashlights, of orks no longer being green.

much has changed since then

now the god of nothing known as anon rules the galaxy, famed for turning an entire tyranid hive fleet into ants, the despoilers arms falling of due to their own weight, he rules terra in the emperors stead, and simply asked the mechanicus

"you got any text to speech devices?"

and somewhere, deep in the warp, a being cackels

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>49835342

I did

>>49835341

I did that, didn't do nothing

if this works on the others didn't was because I was just doing dice+d100 instead of dice+1d100

Rolled 34 (1d100)

Rolling

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>Free Chaos Daemon with Digital Evolution

I AM BECOME GLUTTONY

>>49835388
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement?useskin=oasis

>>49835359
Welp, that made my dick hard.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>49835025

Well this died quickly

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyro-Mechanical_Physiology

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Constructs

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>>49835715
oh boy

Rolled (1d00)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Submission?useskin=oasis

Rolled 64 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environmental_Field_Projection

Localized control over environment.

>>49835320
Click the options bar and type dice+1d100

Rolled 90

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Power_Replication
Well now.

>>49835059
I am now both immune to your power and am capable of doing it myself.

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human with http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Land_Lordship

Oh boy I can into Coke
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Drink_Mimicry

Wonder how this'll turn out. http:/ powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Levitation

>>49836934
Brag about it, psyker

>>49836934
Human and I levitate. Huh.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spring_Magic
Man I hope I'm not some kind of freak daemon.

>>49837048
Well, I guess I'm growing food.
Or dying anyway, because entangling vines aren't really that great against orbital bombardment or snipers.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unavertable_Death

Man, I'm going to be fucking busy as hell.

I am an Ork and I have the power of http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taste_Manipulation ah ha!

>>49837102
At least you got something useful.

I'm >>49836934

>>49837168
Don't be down now, y'all. I'm sure you can find some use for it, especially since it's not limited to yourself.

>>49835025

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Concentration

Rollin

>Ork with http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Premature_Evolution

AMAZIN ORK BATTLE PLAN
1. Shoot deez gitz.
B. Loot deir stuffz.
#, Shoot dah gitz we find next.
I'll be Warboss witin' a week.

>>49835025
dice+1d100
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Business_Intuition

I guess I'm a corporate scumbag.

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avian_Swarming?useskin=oasis

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>49839644

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid_Attacks

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Charisma

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Presence_Insertion

>>49840473
Squats are Abhuman right? Still my ability is pretty good.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Web_Creation
Well, we are gonna go either Maximum: the Heresy, or be a savior.
This reminds me of HH descriptions of Negative Graviton Webs used in naval combat.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment

So, I have become some racial version of Marbo, except super. I can dig that.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>49835025
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infra-Sound_Hearing
Oh I'm sooooo deaaaaaad! I'm so fucking deeeeeeeeeeead!

Rolled 64 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Demon_Lord_Physiology
Uh... This might turn horribly wrong.

>>49840776
so Asrubael Vect?

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>>49840776

>>49840817
No he didn't role high enough he's craftworld.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacrifice_Aspect_Manifestation?useskin=oasis

What kind of jesus does the 40k universe need?

>>49840904
Free demon jesus apparently.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Surgery
>tfw I get shishkebabed for healing people

dice+1d100
Fuck you war I can save planets!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spring_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>49835025
Pathogen Manipulation: The power to manipulate viruses

Praise Nurgle!!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Transferal?useskin=oasis

I will drain the very essence of life!

>>49841464
Muthafucka

>>49841464
Holy fuck...did I just become Nurgle?

>>49841469
Roll didn't register, shit.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>49841469
>>49841483
Why can't I roll on mobile?! Fuck.

>>49841494
Oh that explains. Didn't believe hard enough.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Civilization_Regression?useskin=oasis

Xeno scum

>>49841640
Looks like i will just turn all other civilizations to the point where they are the weakest, then imma steal all of em sexy mon'keigh women

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>49835025

>>49841704
The power to manipulate planets. Sub-power of Astronomical Object Manipulation
Rip everything.

>>49841421

dice+1d100

I will get this to work.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Internal_Energy_Combustion

I can explode without dying and make other things explode. Awesome

>>49841755
put it in the options box, the box above where you type.

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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>49841755
Mobile posting is hell.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Music_Generation, maybe noice marine if i roll well

>>49841476
Pretty much

I just hope I'm not a nurgle deamon.

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>>49842259
WAAAAAAAAAGH

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>49835025
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consciousness_Shattering
MInd Crush!

>>49842286
>>49842426
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>49842426
We got a Weirdboy here

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Generation

Rolled 65 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Empowerment

Rolled 84 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Absorption

>>49835025
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept-Dependent_Immortality

Is hope a concept? In that case I will be hoping for more hope which will make me like a perpetum mobile of immortality.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>49835025
i got
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sloth_Aura

>>49848175
what would happen if i moved close to a slaneshi demon?

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>49835025
Rolling first, then powerlisting.

...who the hell moderates that mess of a wiki anyway? Poor bastard.

>>49848225
Well, piss. The one result I didn't want. I also got
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Combat

I have no fucking clue what Tzeentch's plan is with me and I'm going to be one of his daemons now if only so I can work out what the fuck he intended.
... it's just.. a hair daemon? Really? Yawn.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Ingestion

>>49849013
and the Eldar known as Anon devoured she who thirsts in an act of divine karma

>>49840776
how does that even work?

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>49835025
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Collapse
lets see what brand of chaos fuckery i am.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Legs

Great.

>>49849841
>be squat
>accidently my entire race by collapsing all the parts of our collective timeline into a single moment for one point of supreme fuckery.
>permanently rip a new asshole in the face of the warp fuck knows where
>proceed to fuck off and do dorf shit.
and this is why squats arn't canon anymore.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Manipulation

Rolled 19 (1d100)

I already get to be some kind of Vampire who can hang around all day, but what kind?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Daytime_Walking

>>49848281
It's chaos daemon hair though. Which in Tzeentch's case can possibly mean a Lord Of Change that can manipulate its feathers or some shit giving an extra realm of attack/defense.

>>49841464
Looks like the lore is behind in this universe cuz somebody sent Nurgle to ours for a little bit disguised as a human.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Creature_Creation

>>49835025
roll

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Necroscience

wait so don't I just become the Nagash of warhammer 40k?

this just opens up a whole new can of worms

Rolled 53 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Constructs
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>49835025
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Ball_Projection
I guess I make a bigass beacon near Terra for navigators to use?

>>49851058
A Tau Khorne Worshipper?
>Listen, if our race is ever to have Psykers amongst our ranks, we have to appeal to the Chaos Gods
>Some Tau in crowd: Like the Chaos Gods of Law?
*SPLAT*
>No, like Khorne. Anyone who worships the oxymoron gods gets a headsplat! Do I make myself clear?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Arms

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

*harsh breathing* FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)

>>49851301
hmmm

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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animated_Shadow

i honestly don't know what race i want this to go with

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>>49851500
damn

dice+1d100

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Obsolescence

I nullify this whole thread.

>>49851301
what race did you roll?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Lordship

Rolled 84 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Illusion

Oh boy, the possibilities are endless.

>>49851817
84. A goddamn Abhuman with True Illusion. Holy shit the stuff you could pull with that.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>49835025

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Aura

>>49851913
I will now proceed to turn everyone on eachother

Rolled 50 (1d100)

Wood magic...

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>49835025
Rolls for the roll throne?

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>>49853884

So, I guess I'm basically this guy...

Except greener, uglier, and buffer...

...

Okay...

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>49835025
Rollaids

>>49854005
Oh great, im a space faggot

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Living_Wing_Manifestation?useskin=oasis

25% chance of being Sanguinius I guess?

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>49854055
Fug. Trying that again

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>>49835025
Rolling.

>>49854061
I deserve that for fucking up the roll.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Forces_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

>>49854071
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form?useskin=oasis

So I'm a Dark Eldar with powers sealed behind a form that limits my true power.

That puts the dumb in randumb.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>49856465
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philosophy_Materialization?useskin=oasis
>The power to materialize a specific philosophical point of view from the metaphysical realm to the material realm.
So a Lord of Change basically?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Armor?useskin=oasis
I don't know my dudes

>>49856523
Whoops

>>49835025
>roll - 17
Human boring.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Charisma_Bestowal

So tzeentch gift was ability to grand gifts to others?

Maybe I just stay with Chaos and be part of cult?

>>49849769
Not real Eldar so slaanesh is not craving his soul so instead gave him this gift to seduce other Eldar.

>>49835025
dice+1d100

Rolled 93 (1d100)

hoping for non-human with this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Inducement

>>49858126
Well this actually fits pretty damn well with slaanesh. Guess I'm making some dudes dance for the prince

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>49835025
You know what? Sure. Why not. Let's see how this goes.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresence

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>49835025
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Addition

Rolled 93 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_Manipulation
I like where this is going...

>>49859316
Or im fucked.... FUCK

>>49859306
Oh great!

>>49835025
rollen
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping_Speed

Rolled 12 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Manipulation

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>>49859393
In the Grim Darkness of the 41st millenium, there can be only LOVE.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shockwave_Clap

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Duration_Empowerment

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>49859692