Would you fuck a Phyrexian?

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>>49780811

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>>49780823
I don't know who that is.

have another qt pic.

Maybe. Depends on what she smells like.

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>>49780811
>Elesh Norn
>not the best Phyrexian
your lack of taste disgusts me

>>49780869
she probably smells really clean. Like fresh sheets or something.

>>49780886
he aint got tiddies

>>49780811
die
Or no, better, better go self-flagellate and repent

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>>49780932
Anon, I'm pretty sure that if I tried to hit on her she would kill me anyways.

So that's that.

>>49780899
Then I'm down. I've always liked the porcelain aesthetic she's got going on. It's extremely sensual.

>>49780899
Elesh doesnt tits and shed stink of exposed flesh, oil, fragrances and blood most likely.

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>>49780953
Yeah. And it reminds me of my own insecurity of not being white enough ;_;

>>49780966
sorry what

>>49780811
Where the hell do you think you are?
This is /tg/. This is /totally gay/ This is /tentacles and gribblies/. This is the place where /d/ comes for inspiration. This is a realm of the mind where we are free to revel and frolick as we please and project and indulge our basest human desires on that which we hold passion for; Eldricht abominations from beyond time, cute little underground lizard people, vagina nosed space communists, daemonic entities from the realms of madness, orcs, goblins, rat-folk. If it can be dreamed, if it can be played with, it will be subject of our love and our lust.
Remember that next time you ask a silly question.

>>49780811
No. She would have me processed into some abomination and I'd never get the pusspuss.

>>49780869
Crushed porcelain, motor oil, and sour flesh

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>>49781097
but what if she falls in love with you?


also. what does porcelain actually smell like? and i'm not about to sniff my toilet.

>>49781135
Nigga porcelain doesn't smell like anything.

>>49781170
so if porcelain doesn't smell like anything
what the fuck is crushed porcelain supposed to smell like? dust?

>>49781170
Not when it's glazed and whole. When you crush it it gets dusty.

>>49781135
I don't think she's capable of falling in love.

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>>49781178
that's a mean thing to say. How would you know until you gave it a shot..?

>>49781191
I don't think that she has real emotions. She is literally a killing machine.

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>>49781193
Well, according to canon, she's more like a cult leader than the guys who do the actual killing/grunt work.

But seriously, how could you say something like that to someone who looks at you with such innocence?

>>49781170
It's a simile to invoke a sensation and describe how strange her smell is.

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>>49780811
Yes, but just once. She doesn't look like the "loving marriage & family" type.

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I'd stick her on my spear, if you know what I mean.

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>>49782673

Good choice, but not even the 3. best waifu in mtg

>>49782855
Wanting to have sex with a literal, actual, autist. You disgust me you sexual predator.

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>>49782007
How about now?

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>>49782893

Better?

>>49782893
H-hey, we actual literally autistic people want sex too

>>49783154
Do you look like narset? Also, london?

>>49780811
I'd bow down and worship the true flesh, if you know what I'm talking about

Compleation. I'm talking about Compleation.

ALL WILL BE ONE, PRAISE THE GRAND CENOBITE

>>49782007
Oh, you're very wrong about that. Elesh Norn is all about love and unity. It's just that she defines those things as "let's skin everybody and stitch them together into a horrible amalgation of flesh so that everybody will be together forerver".

>>49780886
Mah phyrexian

>>49780811

The only good Phyrexian is a dead Phyrexian.

Mirrodin will be pure once again!

pros:
>has prestigious steady job
>great fashion sense
>not fat

cons:
>religious
>there's this weird oily discharge that might be contagious
>will do anything in her power to change you before trying to change herself

I'm leaning towards no. I'd imagine she's the type of person you want to be on good terms with, but not quite marriage material.

>>49780811
If she wanted me, I wouldn't exactly have the option to refuse, now would I?

Unless I'm a really fast planeswalker or something.

>>49780811
yes
Next question

>>49780811
Kill yourself Untermensch

>>49780811
Look at this. Is this a racially biased attack on Mirran Leonin? I don't approve as they have a qt of their own

Not even with a darksteel condom.

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>>49783154
Then stop being so weird

>>49785269
Christ, is that an actual ISIS slave market?

Those horrible Islamist fuckers and their sympathizers should all be executed in the streets wherever they are found.

>>49786017

ugh you're in the wrong place if you don't support child rape you Islamophobe

>>49786017
I don't thin anybody sympathizes with ISIS, aside from members of ISIS. Even other terrorists don't like them. The fucking Taleban have come out and said they don't like them!

>>49786387
>Even other terrorists don't like them. The fucking Taleban have come out and said they don't like them!
It's actually a thing with most terrorist groups. ISIS doesn't like Taliban and Kurds, Kurds don't like ISIS and Taliban, etc.

>>49786421
>Even murderous assholes think ISIL are scum!

For me, calling them ISIS lends them a legitimacy they don't have.

>>49786017
>>49786059
>>49786421
Life will really change for the better after we implement hillary's visionary plan to import such a diverse culture

>>49780811
Sounds suicidal, frankly, and anyway I'm not particularly into villains as such.

Daesh sons of bitches will all die soon, and it will be Muslims killing them. Their mosul group just fractured:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-iraq-mosul-exclusive-idUSKBN12E0Z0

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>>49780811
>>49780841
>>49781135
>>49781191

Why is there so much fanart of Elesh Norn being cute?

>>49786671
>For me, calling them ISIS lends them a legitimacy they don't have.
Don't they consider Daesh worse than ISIL? Too bad we can't just call them goatfuckers.

>>49786421
>It's actually a thing with most terrorist groups.
Well since most of them are religion driven, it makes sense for them to shit on each other, under the guise of "only our group is blessed by god" thinking.

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>>49788181
Why shouldn't there be?
>>49780811
Nah, I wouldn't want to break Sheoldred's heart by going out with her Onee-sama/crush.

>>49788181
Slugbox is gift of the internet. At least on his good days when he's drawing things other than horsefuckery.

>>49781193
The Praetors all have some depth. Even white Phyrexia grunts are something more than machines, they like unity and want to bring everyone together.

Green Phyrexia is the killing machine's faction. Vorinclex wants to end sentience.

>>49788370
If only Slugbox knew how spines worked.

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>>49780811
Elesh Norn is a cutie, but Old Phyrexia had better.

You know, back when not everyone associated with Phyrexia was a horrifying flayed abomination.

>>49780811
Yes. Obviously yes. How is this even a question?

>would /tg/ fuck [insert female thing]?
The answer is always yes.

>>49790240

I read that book when I was 10, and all I can remember about it was how Belbe made my peeny tickle.

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>>49792933
I'm pretty sure that's the idea, anon.

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>>49780811
>Would you date Elesh Norn
the real question is: do i have a choice?