Images of random encounters:
>>49768819
>a wild axe-bearing black beaver appears!
>he fucks your shit up bad
>>49769261
>>49769328
That has to be the most redneck image ever.
>>49769328
I don't think that's a very high level wizard
>>49769364
He's good at healing though.
He's a master ofwhite magic
>>49768819
RIPand tear
>>49769261
>>49769285
The hell?
>>49769457
jitsu wa watashi wa is a hell of a drug
>>49768819
I fucking love this painting. It's so metal. This bitch just gets fucking ICED with no goddamn context.
"Harambe, you're going to want to start rolling a new character; This isn't going to end well for you..."
>>49768819
The look on her face says
>not this shit again
>>49769513
I think that's the Beast of Gevaudan, a legendary wolf-like monster that spawned many of the werewolf legends we know today (most famously, that werewolves are weak to silver.)
Kobolds have stolen the entire kingdom's supply of cooking ware and shovels!
>>49768819
What is that thing? Some ancient killer goat?
>>49769795
Weirdly enough it isn't Australian
>>49769328
It makes me a little sad that his tattoo is now associated with racism because for a second I thought it'd be a cool tattoo.
>>49769846
>>49769795
What is that monstrisity?????
>>49769917
Japanese hornet?
>>49769945
SPIDER SHARK,
SPIDER SHARK,
>>49769917
Weta from New Zealand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBaRwtzFBbo
>>49769130
That's obviously a beaver dude
>>49769274
DRAKED
>>49770049
n'wah read
>>49769655
I'm going to turn this into a session next time I run a lvl 1 adventure.
Village has been suffering a rash of thefts. The farmer (3 shovels this week Larry!), the blacksmith (his forge panel stolen), the tavern (How the hell am I supposed to cook cornbread now!) have all been hit heavily, and basically everyone has lost some clothing or kitchen utensils.
Eventually discover evidence leading them to believe kobolds have been raiding at night and track it to a nearby cave.
There they find this motherfucker leading a small band of lesser, but similarly clad kobolds.
>>49769624
How did the Beast of Gevaudan associate werewolves with a weakness to silver? Did the hunter that killed it use silver bullets or something?
>>49770109
>Did the hunter that killed it use silver bullets or something?
Yes, actually. The Beast of Gévaudan was one of the most famous hunts of the pre-modern age, everyone from royal huntsmen to nobility wanted a chance to be the one who killed it. Legend states a local hunter, Jean Chastel, slew the Beast with a blessed silver bullet, and over time people assumed monstrous wolves were weak to silver which carried into the myth of werewolves.
>>49769788
>Get in losers, we're going to tartarus!
>>49769328
Dora the Explorer backpack.
The wall failed, pa.
>>49769726
>getinthefuckingbag.jpg
>>49770298
>/k/
That's not a strapping Afro-American lad riding that dude in the background
>>49769328
>Hitler's master race
>>49770032
And people tell me I'm being a little bitch when I say Wetas are terrifying little fuckers.
>>49770370
>mfw I can't say anything coherent
>mfw I miss my shot at hanging out with three sexy adventurer girls
>>49770191
I'm in a Birthright campaign right now, and seeing this image in the book fucking killed me. I guess it's how different the 2e attitude toward art was. Sure, that guy down at the bottom is getting ready to attack, but it's otherwise such a static, undynamic image. In 3e and after, this would have been a big action shot. It just makes it look like "God damn it, not another skelemugging."
>>49770396
you dont want to hang out where they hang out, trust me.
>>49770449
W-Where do they hang out, anon?
>>49770472
A Dark Dungeon
>>49770506I love dark dungeons, the darker the better.
>>49770506
Verily, The Darkest
>>49770513
>>49769793
That mummy looks like how I feel in the morning after a good party.
>>49769858
>It makes me a little sad that his tattoo is now associated with racism
>now associated with racism
>now
>>49770083
>>49770560
Just so you know, the Plague Doctor character is female.
>>49769995
Does whatever a spider or a shark can.
>>49770560
>tfw I will never get harassed by a sexually aggressive female character
>>49770865
this is actually all I want in real life
>>49770376
the fuck this guy was doing
>>49770560
>>49769328
that's some UA shit right there
>It's a Space Opera campaign
>>49770833
/u/ crossposting
>>49768819
>>49769760
>"Oh dear, i will surely be late for the sermon today."
>>49770240
Isis-chan and remove kebab?
>>49768819
>>49771818
>>49769846
>Isn't australian
>comes from new zealand
It might as well be.
>>49769274
>tfw your wife's son conquers the known world and nobody remembers you.
>>49769624
It's clearly a boar
>>49770290
I actually thought they looked pretty cool.
>>49774856
>Beast of Gevaudan
Yes, I'm sure the artist called the piece "La Bête du Gévaudan" because she intended for it to be a boar.
>>49775161
Why does Japan always have to make things weird?
>>49775507
Every time I see that picture I wonder why the man doesn't put the pitchfork 2 inches farther until it hits the skeleton's spine, knocking it apart.
>>49769611
>Another day, another retarded dragon
>>49775691
>there must be more to life
>>49775114
The word "beast" has absolutely no specific connotations with wolves and can just as easily relate to any other land animal.
I'm not even the anon you're responding to but he's right, that's fucking obviously a boar, bro.
>>49769775
>The Long Patrol, Wardens of the North
>>49769906
>Man, was I hoping for a retard dragon
>>49769952
That's some Chaos Wastes shit right there
>>49770335
O CANADA
More for skeleteam
>>49769858
Ah... Can't say I see a noose 'round your neck being cool, chief. If anything, it makes the dude look even crazier than he already does.
While we're on the subject, which inbred hick thought it was a good idea to ink nooses on their own necks? I thought their whole schtick is hanging black people, not themselves.
Fucking Ottoman Zoidberg
>>49775733
nigger, please
>>49769998
>me no ork
>me table o contents
I've been waiting to use this.
>>49776039
You.
You're okay.
>>49776080
Thanks. Here, have a dinosaur.
>>49769917
it's just a cricket.
>>49770847
so, gaybarians are real?
>>49775957
is that a page from the Koran?
Trick question: EVERY page written in arabic is from the Koran.
>>49776122
>no feathers
That's not a dinosaur anon, that's a fictional creature imagined by outdated science.
>>49776242
I always loved this action figure... and now that i've moved out of the house, i'm sure my father has already thrown it away. I wanted to make it a boss monster for D&D.
>>49775994
Okay and? The image is still very distinctly a boar.
>>49770370
what's the original sauce for this image?
>>49776242
dinosaurs with feathers are quite ugly
>>49770370
thank you based anon, I was looking for image for forever after my hard drive died.
>>49776281
No, fool, it's a mesonychid.
>>49770087
So 80% of JoJo? At least when taken out of context.
>>49776112
>It is a good train
>>49769952
fuggin' Blangonga flashbacks
>>49769328
>Take the knot!
>>49775161
>>49775381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3nR_4F1anI
>>49776281
>>49775733
>The image is still very distinctly a boar.
It was based on the image used for the Beast passed down through history.
It was always described as a great carnivorous creature, ranging from a wolf, wolf-dog to even a lion. It was never called a boar.
>>49777864
Daww, who's a cutie wolf-thing? Yes you are!
>>49777864
>a great carnivorous creature
But that describes a boar, anon.
>>49769611
>just 17 more pieces of Dragon leather to complete the wizard's request
>>49777912
IF IT WAS A BOAR THEY MIGHT HAVE SUGGESTED IT WAS A BOAR.
NOTHING EVER SUGGESTED IT WAS A BOAR, IT WAS ALWAYS A LION OR A WOLF OR A WOLF-DOG OR A WEREWOLF.
NEVER A BOAR.
GOSH DARN FRICK IT STOP WITH THE IGNORAMOUS YOU DING DONG DUMBIE.
>>49770076
>stat me
>>49777936
The painting does make it look rather boar-like, since it's depicted as having hooves.
I'm not sure why the artist did that, since it was always described as a giant wolf.
>>49770283
>fighting Bangai-O
>>49777936
But it was suggested that it was a boar. Right in this very thread.
>>49778034
Perhaps they were going with a psuedo-paleo art, and implying the Beast was an Andrewsarchus.
>>49775507
>0 dmg
>>49778034
There were numerous inconsistent accounts of what the beast looked like, including some that said it had hooves.
>>49775853
>no, you're going the wrong way
>but I'm sure it's this way
>no you faggot I've been down this road a thousand times, fuck man
>>49776204
>RRGH, CRAB BATTLE
>>49778101
>>49778069
>>49778034
>>49777936
God, why is the Beast of Gevaudan so cool and why do so few campaigns even try to play with the concept?
>>49778101
actually you're right, my mistake
>>49770342
underrated post
>>49778143
In the words of one of my favourite messages from Dark Souls 3, "TIME FOR CRAB"
>>49770342
>Hitler's master race weren't Nordic Germanics but inbred, multi-raced Americans
You lost me.
>>49778287
All racists get consistently lumped together into the same big category.
>>49778301
Lots of africans and asians in that master race then.
>>49769995
UNDEAD SPIDER GASSING SHARK
ftfy
if by random you mean totally fucking awesome
>>49770076
Wow, that's actually kind of terrifying
>>49774986
>Shit. Just hol up a minute and let me try that again.
>>49778359
I love images like these.
>>49769457
Welcome to Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa. The most heart-breaking harem.
>>49770236
"Heard you was talkin SHIT!"
>>49779743
>Gruppenführer we caught a native girl spying!
>Is she savory looking?
>Ravishing, sir! Shall I have her brought to your chambers and chained to the bed?
>....no....fetch my murder baboons.
>>49779743
Most of those pulp covers are pure gold. Here's the archive for those interested:
http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/mans-life
>>49776349
seconding this, couldnt find it anywhere
>>49770847
>You will never have this guy ambush your party
God Damn that would be a funny encounter.
>>49776392
You have no soul anon.
>>49770370>sexy hellion dies choking on an eldritch tentacle summoned by a cultist chick>sexy vestal completely loses her mind and gets locked up in the loony bin jabbering about things in the dark corners of the earth>sexy plague doctor dies experimenting with chemicals in the dungeon>you blow your cut of the loot on expensive whores
>>49769748
>AW FUCK! A chinese elf!
>>49776242
Abelisaurs were scaly, anon.
>>49769497
>>49769926
nothing personnel, kid
>>49780329
>The Redeemer
>>49776400
For an ancestor of sheep, Andrewsarchus was pretty metal.
>>49770833
>implying you wouldn't grab that pussy
>>49769130
Thats just beaver warrior
>>49769624
The movie they made abut it was also pretty amazing.
>>49771818
Why does Guts always have to get the shaft
>>49769775
The bunny nation did it again!
>>49779743
>>49779776
>>49779785
the world was a weird place before internet porn
>>49781671
You don't know the half of it, penny dreadfuls could get pretty damn lewd and that was the Victorian age.
There's also some of the private correspondences between men and their wives while out on business, they aren't even flowery about how bad they want to fuck them.
>>49775910
It's not on his neck though, it's over his shoulder.
>>49781671
>a better place
Fixed that for you
>>49781824
Clearly you don't remember the era of walking into the curtained part of the video store and getting Foxy Mamas IV.
>>49778309
Bu-but ANON! They're not white!
>>49781790
>OH SURE, STEVE GETS ALL THE NUDE EXOTIC TOTTIE TRYING TO RIP HIS SHIRT OFF
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET? FUCKING PANTHERS! FUCKING JUNKYARD DOG PANTHERS
>FUCK THIS GAY ISLAND
>>49781848
No, but I do remember finding the gifts of the Porn Fairy in the bushes at the bottom of my street.
>>49781884
I miss the Porn Fairy.
>>49781884
Were they sticky?
>>49776143
Can I get cleave attacks off the kittens?
>>49781945
I'm sure he misses you too.
>>49781948
Surprisingly usually not.
Quite well taken care of and double bagged for the most part.
>>49781504
The kung-fu one?
>>49781671
The US in general is pretty wierd, really.
>>49782024
No no, it was a French(?) movie which was used as direct inspiration for a lot of Bloodborne, specifically Hunter garb.
>>49768819
It reminds me of rape horse
You do remember rape horse, don't you?
>*record scratch*
>That's me
>You're probably wondering how I got into this situation
>>49782055
>>49782024
>No no
You don't remember the kung-fu in Brotherhood of the Wolf?
>>49782055
Its a French film.
And they do kung fu.
Or whatever artial art, Savate if you prefer.
>>49782134
>mfw they straight-up use a trick weapon
>>49769803
Would Hell's Angels allow someone metal enough to show up to Sturgis in full plate to join?
>>49769457
Only one of the best comedy mangas around.
>>49777579
Bring me my fucking Imperial Gun Hammer, I am going to smash it's fucking teeth in.At least it isn't a fucking Copper Blangonga.
>>49770240
>France'she new approach to the immigration problem. Termed cultural saturation.
>>49770242
Maori marines part of UN peacekeeping force making an amphibious assault.
>>49769274
The king and Queen are obviously empty nesters who have decided they need to reignite the spark in their sex life. They're experimenting with every fetish they ever thought they had. Currently the king is discovering his newfound love of voyeurism, and the queen has discovered her love of dragon dick.
The dragon's name is Rupart. He loves a decent MLT sandwich and the way the queen licks hisknotted dickin earnest.
>>49770335
DO YOU LIKE BEARS?
>>49778260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a90MEIBI2iA
>>49778309
Truly, the Master Race is...the Human Race. All non-human humans must be exterminated
>>49778347
/k/ is a strange place.
>>49776140
Is there any other kind of barbarian?
>>49774399
>why does he always play that fucking Grateful Dead everywhere we go?
>>49782628
Strange and wonderful.
>>49770833
A bit late, but wrong game. The pic is from Shovel Knight, not Darkest Dungeon.
>>49782844
Fucking DP28 pan?! WHAT?! Also, I hate the M1895... owned one before, and I hope it was a lemon, because if not then that means all double/single action M1895s only function in double action when they feel like it, and casings tend to get stuck in the cylinders so badly that you practically need pliars to wrench them out. I broke an M1911 mag from using the lip of the baseplate to try and pry it out.
>>49769611
>"I've done things in my life I regret."
>"I dread tomorrow."
>"My life's not going as I planed. I wanted to accomplish something."
>>49768819
>ye olde berserk rape horse
>>49775910
>Can't say I see a noose 'round your neck being cool, chief
You've got bad taste then. It's ok to admit it.
>>49782505
>making them taste baguettein every one of their holes
oh yes, this pleases me greatly
>>49781325
>someone else still remembers that pile of disappointment
>>49782055
>French Bloodborne movie
I'm throwing money, but no invisible hand is appearing to give me what I want.
>>49769788
>Hey, I'm your Uber driver for tonight?
>>49769911
>chink metal trade
>>49780005
Pretty sure it is a Dragon Quest doujin. Just look up the tags "Dragon Quest" and "femdom" and "shotacon" on the panda.
>>49781325
>mfw through the whole issue
Like, I guess it was axed, but the whole buildup was stupid as fuck.
>muh secret island
>muh parallel world
>muh prehistoric animals for fuck if I know reason
>shitty harem unresolved at the end
>>>>>TRAP
>2 year timeskip to deus ex machina with the boat that god knows how a bunch of 16 year olds could've built.
It sucked.
>>49769788
Get in! No time to explain but we have a princesses to save!
>>49775810
You
You're alright
>>49779785
I wish there were scans of some of these out there. I bet they would make for a hilarious read.
>>49770076
Owlbears ain't got shit on vulturewolverines.
>>49783253
It's called Brotherhood of the Wolf, it's about hunters hunting vile beasts with trick weapons and fancy footwork.
>>49770370
PillarMenTheme.Wav
>>49770506
E-Elf Star?
>>49784128
I know that. I watched it. What I want is an actual french-directed Bloodborne movie.
With all the backstabbing and tragedy born from people's warped personalities that a good french movie features.
>>49783380
>k'niggaht, please
>>49775114
It looks kind of like some reconstructions of andrewsarchus to be honest.
>>49778418
It's not really a harem; the female MC has too much of a lead on the other girls for any of them to have a chance.
You meet an experienced elfish travler that's very suspicious of all the women in your party, and seems to expect them to attack
difficult to say what you encounter
>>49772495
>serbian
>beret
>cigarette
>accordion
>FAMAS
>>49776242
Like dragons then?
>>49775853
again in color
>>49778347
Impressive.
>>49785549
>YFW your in charge of herding the dopeheads
>>49778398
because you belong on reddit
>>49786705
I don't see how.
>>49770083
>>49770781
>>49772911
>no snakes
>no large predatory mammals
>Only 1 (one) venomous spider, endangered
>everything isn't on fire at all times
>snow
>the entire season of winter
>headraping hoboparrots
So similar
>>49777722
Well meme'd.
>>49770342
>if only they had our advanced shaministic folkways to guide them
*sniffs petrol*
>>49769748
>I'm gay!
>>49775613
Jesus fucking christ why is that pic such shit quality?
>>49768819
>>49778287
>inbred
>multi-raced
One of those is not like the other
>>49770088
I hope you don't get them cute kobolds killed for wanting to cook and/or look more heroic. I'm sure some bargain can be achieved.
>>49789434
>implying you can't be both
america is both anon, and you knows it
>>49789396
Of course it'd be white bears.
>>49776170
>Alexander the Great and his mean meet a giant near Babil
I don't think Muhammad ever met Big Alex anon. Also if it's really ottoman I doubt it's in arabic language.
>>49782524
I would fear the UN if that was the case.
>>49770781
>>49786869
> These things canonically drove the Dragons out of Morrowind.
>>49781325
...just because it has "hooves" people go full retard taxonomically speaking.
It's way closer related to like hippos or orcas or even fucking pigs.
>>49769775
Someone who's into medieval art what to tell me why this is so common in medial manuscripts?
>>49772541
Source?
>>49790846
We're having an entire thread about that at the moment, actually.
>>49777965
tl;dr, it's a medieval meme/fanciful representation of the monk's eternal battle with the rabbits that keep eating their fucking gardens.
>>49772541
The Giiient Claaaaaw!
>>49782371
>"Slave! Slave! Buy while young! Will work for half, no, a forth of the provisions of other slaves! Very good deal!
>>49769261
Kunai above and caltrops below. Well that sucks.
>>49782129
I'd give anything to forget the kung-fu in Brotherhood of The Wolf.that fucking chain sword. jesus christ.