40keks thread.
>>49746826
>>49746836
These posts are so unfunny you made me quit the internet for tonight.
>>49746853
>>49746853
>#triggered
>>49747183
>Brand-ass new greentext.
>>49746826
>>49746836
>>49746941
are they trying to say Infinity is better then 40k? because that is factually untrue
>>49747183
Fucking YIKES.
>>49747183
>>49747223
We cant rely on old memes forever
>>49747183
>>49747256
Better rules..better models..better players..better community..
I'd say in every way infinity is better than 40kids
>>49747183
>>49747183
Why not "Take the noose!" or "Cut the knot!" or "Cut the noose!"
He could have made a decent chapter if he didn't give up so soon.
>>49747250
>>49747283
Fuck off you two laughs only
Ariadna is the only good faction weebs GTFO
>>49746826
>>49746836
>>49746941
>Comparing 40k to SJWs,
>>49747316
Klingons disagree.
>>49747350
>forgetting the Clones
>>49747183
Pouring out a bottle of skub for this poor unwitting cinnamon bun.
>>49747419
DAMNIT
>translation please
>>49747492
>>49747454
my fucking sides
>>49747344
>Meltagun
fucking classic
>>49748857
Come on, at least post the whole thing.
>>49747356
>>49747183
This guy was too good for this wicked world.
>>49746826
Hahahahaha, wow! Le cuck confirmed!!
>>49746812
The funny part is people actually spent time creating these?
Right?
Completely useless without the necron codex at hand.
>>49747183
>>49751118
>>49747183
>tfw you're the first post in a new screencap
Feelsgoodman.
>>49747283
>better community
>his fingers are so fat he can't even reply to the right post
>>49752669
I fucking love this one. Just the amount of times it crosses the line.
>too soon?
>>49753420
Speaking the same language to each other... The lulz
one thing which I don't like about 40k is how it just keeps in MASSIVE numbers without any though. Hello, planets are not a infinite resource. They are a finite resource.Also, GW seems to have no expertise on hydraulics.
>>49747628
Is Chapter Master still around?
>>49753715
GW has no expertise except "cool"
>>49753892
What heresy is this? You motherfuckers need the god-emperor of mankind
>>49747403
Is ... is that Dickbutt on the clipboard?
40 keks?
something I made in a drawthread awhile back
>>49753715
People who are good at math and scientific scale are generally able to find better-paying jobs than working at GW.
>>49754111
>calculator
>>49754153
Good for Division
>>49754153
You use it to solve problems afterall
>>49753715
Reminder that it is actually fluffy for them to get it wrong, if we are to believe that what is printed is what the people in universe believe/write. In theological scripts from classical and ancient times numbers were not meant to be accurate, but to convey certain references and ideas about scale, which is what the numbers in 40k do quite well.
>>49753892
>>49754438
>When you're so shocked your helmet changes models
>>49754589
What a fuckin' reference
>>49747419
>>49747566
kek for the kek god this is good
>>49747628
My sides, why did you have to kill them?
>>49747316
>>Ariadna is the only good faction weebs GTFO
I like you anon.
>>49752694
kek
>>49754930
lol
>>49754589
Berlusconi is secretly a Slaaneshi Chaos Lord, isn't he?
>>49746812Xenos
>>49755362
Nah, just a regular dickhead with too much money.
If he was Slaaneshi, he'd actually be attractive, not look like a guy you'd cast as a creepy uncle.
Foes anyone have the screencap of the retard marines?
>>49747403
>>49755585
oh baby
>>49755512
>>49755688
>mechanicus
>inspired to design
>>49755715
So aircraft should be designed by ladies? That said I like the brick ships a bit, me think of a big ol metal fist on rockets
>>49755766
It happens now and then, usually slowly with lots of double checks for chaos taint, and then often covered up as rediscovered archeotech
>>49754930
10/10
>synthwave intensifies
>>49755898
>>49747423
Fuck you man
>>49755967
I know, what a waste of perfectly good skub
>>49754438
This has no right to be this funny.
>>49754755
what is it a reference to?
>>49754368
underrated
>>49754970
hey, those are my renegades, didn't know anyone has saved that picture
>>49756146
I couldn't help myself. Too much character to ignore.
>>49747403
>>49756194
I know right, wish I had a pic of them saved on my computer, some of them are fully painted (minus the base)
>>49747403
>>49756194
>>49756222
Hey I found a pic, and of mothafucking Matt in the background looking rad as hell
>>49755874
>>49747183
Too pure
"You were just babies then!" she said.
"What?" I said.
"You were just babies in the war — like the ones upstairs!"
I nodded that this was true. We had been foolish virgins in the war, right at the end of childhood.
"But you're not going to write it that way, are you." This wasn't a question. It was an accusation.
"I — I don't know," I said.
"Well I know," she said. "You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be portrayed in the movies by Frank Sinatra and John Wayne or some of those other glamorous, war-loving, dirty old men. And war will look just wonderful, so we'll have a lot more of them. And they'll be fought by babies like the babies upstairs."
So then I understood. It was war that made her so angry. She didn't want her babies or anybody else's babies killed in wars. And she thought wars were partly encouraged by books and movies.
So I held up my right hand and I made her a promise: "Mary," I said, "I don't think this book of mine is ever going to be finished. I must have written five thousand pages by now, and thrown them all away. If I ever do finish it, though, I give you my word of honor: there won't be a part for Frank Sinatra or John Wayne.
"I tell you what," I said, "I'll call it The Children's Crusade."
She was my friend after that.
>>49754368
38 of my keks were used on this post
>>49755854
holy shit, this is so good!
>>49751118
>Only I know the truth
Lel
>>49752352
>Perturabo not understanding the birds' autismal rage
Suspension of disbelief broken
>>49756539
>>49755909
kek
>>49755986
>liking skub
>2016
/tg/ is dead
>>49756609
SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD, SKUBS FOR THE SKUB THRONE, SKUB FOR THE SKUB FLAKES!
>>49756422
Why the fuck is there a section from Slaughterhouse Five just sitting here
>>49756713
autists.
>>49756049
A Fish Called Wanda.
Great comedy from the 90's with John Cleese and Kevin Klein.
>>49755909
>purity seal sitecut
Every time
>>49754034
>Not even one of the humor posts
>Still lost my shitI'm laughing because it's true
>>49753715
Are you retarded? There is a fuckload of planets in the Milky Way Galaxy, plenty for the Imperium to lose, regain, and exterminatus without ever seriously impacting the number. Most of the time GW actually UNDESTIMATES numbers, with planetary campaigns involving less men than in fucking Korea or the Imperium inhabiting a laughably tiny portion of the galaxy.
>>49751639
Your crop is bad and you should feel bad.
>>49757037
Huh. Didn't know why it let that pic through with >>49752374 around.
>>49756563
>Butthurt Sisterfag actually drew this
>>49757083
Ehh, I'd be butt hurt too if my army wasn't given new modles and was repeatedly shat on
>>49755715
Who's Lortra?
>>49757163
Not just that.
10 pewter guardsmen of a similar age are £21.
10 pewter sisters are £50.
>>49747183
TAKE THE KNOT BROTHERS!
>>49748518
Did the Ultramarines have any reason to distrust the Word Bearers before the invasion? Sure they bombed their nice city, but wasn't the HH still unknown at that point?
Better pic would be Eldrad yelling at stupid Monkeigh then going to parlay with Fulgrim and his Slaaneshi Daemon sword
>>49752669
>New Warboss
Every time.
>>49754930
noice
>>49757196
Lotara Sarrin, naval commander of the World Eaters flagship during the heresy. Awesome enough to earn the respect of Angron himself despite her being wholely human.
>>49757491
>filename
kek
>>49757538
Lotara and Kharn are trying to bang and Angron is interrupting them. What's to be confused about?
>>49755766
nighthawk
vulture
Rather than being inspired by, it's the only imperial plane actually named after a bird. That's why he used it. Valkyries, Lightnings, Thunderbolts.. nothing else fit for the joke he was making.
>>49757491
>she smells nice
>that massive rebreather
jej
>>49747308
Battle cry should have been "Loose the noose!" and they should only fight using tactical lassos/nooses.
>>49755795
>often covered up as rediscovered archeotech
like the land raider, for instance
>>49757279
Laptogs of the false emperor!
>>49757663
The noose is loose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAOwyzGtVIo
>>49757650
he's talking about the cable
notice how he is deliberately averting his eyes from the exposed and naked wiring, because that'd be rude
>>49756828
herekek
>>49757650
That Sororita power armor status pretty warm and they never take it odd in the firld. They even slwe in it. The filter just isnt up to code for that caliber of smell.
>>49757770
Turbo lewd
>>49751142
aaaaaaah is that babby malal outside the window
>>49757770
>You will never be a sororitas servitor helping a sister out of her armor after a battle
>You will never get to scrub her sweaty body clean and clean off the blood and char from her armor
>>49757910
servitors aren't conscious entities anymore
>>49757910
I think you mean shota chiorboy
>>49757910
>servitors
>implying that's not what novices do
>>49757650
she smell ofpromethium/spoiler]
>>49757963
In themorning?
>>49752398
Kek
>>49747183
What makes me mad is this is a good concept for a chapter aside from TAKE THE KNOT, needs more workshopping
>>49757974
All. Night. Long.
>>49757240
Nice pic.
>>49757602
>Aquilla lander
Its litteraly a ship shaped like a bird.
>>49757491
>robot 40,000
>>49757602
A betteer choice in my opinion would have been an eagle, or even a double headed one if you are too worried about people not making the subtle conneection that Aquila is latin for eagle. The Aquila fighter is arguably the one most likely actually inspired by a bird.
>>49755434
Would he?... Would he really?
>>49747250
Nah, outside the fluff which Warhammer takes by far, Infinity has objectively more balanced rules and objectively more detailed miniatures.
>>49747250
Calling out GW for its lazily designed, over priced models is entirely legitimate.
>>49759663
a pity that detail looks like shit
>>49758095
my sides
>>49752424
is hehopping mad?
anyone want me to dump?
>>49755854
>this is what you want
>this is what you get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isy86dpWCDo&index=2&list=PLbjXFbywb2MRzDiFrh1lynuti16kpMtSo
Hardware is something that doesn't seem out of place as a 40k movie like Event Horizon.
>>49759987
A lot of the PanO and Yu Jing stuff looks cool. Outside of that there are less options for cool looking units for sure unless you wanna cute asses.
>>49755434
I don't know what kind of Slaaneshi cultists you get in your spiral arm, but let me tell you: no.
>>49753245
This is so fucking cute. Like, this is my new head cannon. Every century (space marines have huge lifespans, right? I don't actually know) the space marines have a holiday where they celebrate the Emperor and write letters like that too him, which the Custodes read to him; Skull-Christmas.
>>49760419
too bad that comic hasn't updated in a while.
>>49754368
>>49754435
I just now noticed he's holding a burrito...all this fucking time I thought he was holding some kinda space accordion.
>>49760715
>I thought he was holding some kinda space accordion.
He's not?
Holy shit you're right.
>>49760566
Bruva Alfabusa needs to animate this idea
>>49760338
Because it's a 2000 AD movie, and those two worlds are really closely entwined.
>>49761042
>Defiless?
Which one is your favorite?
Go to bed, Clem.
>>49761158
>tfw that image ceased to be true six years ago
>tfw is was the greatest update ever
Christ, how time flies.
>>49761297
Now it's more like
"I like my codex like I like my women / broken, slowly fading, and HIGH ON SPEEEEEEED"
>>49760419
>>49760374
>>49760322
>>49760313
What the fuck is this?
Is that a lost Krieger or some shit?
What is he taking pictures of?
Who is that person?
WHY ISN'T HE PURGING THE MOTHERFUCKING XENOS/MUTANTS/HERETICS ALREADY?
>>49760566
It's like he doesn't know about Fistmas
>>49761427
Please tell me the tale of Fistmas, Anon-kun.
>>49761394
He was ordered to observe and report.
When he reaches the mountain, he will be picked up by his squad, deliver the contents of the camera to his superiors, and await purge orders at their pleasure.
>>49755541
kek
>>49761569
What the fuck sort of order is "Observe and Report"?
That isn't an order for a Guardsman, that's for sure.
>>49760653
you're god damn right, it's a shame.
an unhinged killer has to reserve his urges to purge when among seemingly pure and protectable creatures.
idk why but it feels sweet
>>49761658
Guardsmen have scouting detachments too.
In any event, what kind of Kreiger would refuse his orders on the basis that "it's not something for the Guard to do"? If the Commander has ordered you to take pictures of sexy monstergirls and bring them back to him, then by the Emperor that's just what you're going to do.
>>49760374
So is he actually really handsome under that facemask?
>>49761394
He's probably thinking "What the hell is going on. This shit is so surreal."
>>49761775
Yeah, actually a Kreiger would be the best regiment for the job, come to think of it. They're obedient enough to suppress kill-urges but stoic enough to not be distracted by cute xenos.
>>49761775
I'm not saying the Krieger is failing in his duty; his Commissar is for not properly ensuring that the Commander is not issuing stupid orders.
>>49761807
the story hasn't been updated since may, and we haven't seen his face, so we don't know.
I'm sure he's an upstanding gentleman. but he's a krieg soldier so he's most likely 14.inb4 shotacon is my fetish
>>49757199
But do loli models cost less?
>>49747419
Binary is "Do you love, brother?"
Hexadecimal is "Be strong, Castellax." in both bubbles.
>>49761705
>an unhinged killer has to reserve his urges to purge when among seemingly pure and protectable creatures.
No need to cause unnecessary antagonism. Need to collect data on xeno species and deliver information to the Imperium for judgement. Can't do that if locals turn hostile and are actively hunting him.
>>49761952
Sorry, I was mistaken. Second hexadecimal bubble is actually "Be strong for the Omnissiah."
>>49747419
Binary is "Do you love, brother?"
Hexadecimal is "Be strong, Castellax." and "Be strong for Omnissiah."
>>49747183
I almost woke up the house with my sides entering orbit
>>49761973
Emperor's Teeth, this comic is hitting ALL of my fetishes...
>>49762071
ok, I was wondering if I should continue or if this was getting weird.
>>49762086
Nope. Continue. I want to see how far this rabbit hole goes.
>>49762086
> this was getting weird.
We were once called /d/-lite and would get erotic dryad fiction involving pollination (among other things) on a semi-regular basis up until Summer 2010. Proceed, anon.
>>49762103
>I am going to get shot for heresy, nobody's going to believe me
>even vith photographs, vtf is ze commissar going to say?
>I don't even believe me. Am I a heretic? Am I hallucinating all zis from corruption?
>>49762124
Ah, the good all days.
Now it's all gone; the Weekend Smut Thread, the "Elf Slave, Wat Do?" threads, the LCB threads, everything.
>>49762124
>it's been six years
God. I need to get out of this place.
I'd complain about post timers but they serve a bigger purpose fighting against cancer than the occasional dump on a thursday
>>49762177
I just realized his lasgun lacks a bayonet. Not a krieger
>>49762177
he's stoic like master chief.
>>49762154
>Remember: You're here forever!
>>49762210
grenadier art didn't have bayonet.
>>49762201
not sure why he acts all friendly, though.
>>49762210
probably sheathed it as to not scare the loli~ I mean Creatures~
>>49762228
Like the skull-gasmask wouldn't do that? Ah well, under that reason, I guess it fits...
>>49761952
I didnt make it, I never got the proper version
>>49762213
I'm just pumped for when he gets back to his ship and they declare a Holy Exterminatus on this planet.
>>49762227
>not murdering them on sight is considered friendly
You're making me giggle anon
>>49762228
Sooooooo does the snek know he's going to kill them all or what?
>>49762258
EYE'S ARE ALWAYS ON THE FUCKING MISSION
also we just hit image limit, so I guess that's it
but you can get updated and the rest of the comic here~
http://ricedawgv2.deviantart.com/gallery/57599127/Death-Korp-Quest
Have a good night anons!
>>49762152
Nazimod killed off a lot of the spontaneous creativity you find on anonymous imageboards. I moved to this board in November 2009, and it felt like I was in the twilight of a golden age for the board. Though things started to settle again in late 2010. /tg/ was pretty hype for stuff like DoW: Retribution in the oncoming spring, First Heretic was highly anticipated, Dark Eldar codex being the most amazing release in years, and even spillover from /a/ over Panty and Stocking's finale.
Fall 2010-2013 was a nice Silver Age for 4chan in general
>>49762154
Yeah, I'm pretty sure /tg/ is gonna celebrate its 10th birthday sometime early next year. It's somewhere between January-April.
>>49762258
well, what reason does he have to turn back and kneel before some xeno/mutant?
>>49762336
Reconnaissance for the incoming exterminatusThe authors a monstergirlfag, but i hope he hardens his heart for the emperor and gives the accurate depiction of exterminatus
>>49760566
It's like you don't know Sanguinala
>>49761460
ONE FOR THE ALLFATHER
TWO FOR THE PRIMARCH
THREE FOR FENRIS
FOUR FOR THE VLKA FENRYKA
Anyone want to make a new thread?
>>49762336
He could be equipped with a scouter and sees no threat.
or (and the most likely scenario) he was given a prescription of prozac before deploying.
>>49762361
Depict it from both sides, the harsh cruelty that had led the imperium to so eagerly wipe away mutants and xenos of their breed, but also the tragedy that the genuinely innocent of any race must be scoured away in the wrath
>>49762282
Okay, I just read through the series, and did anyone else notice the streak in the bottom right hand corner of the sky in the last panel?Is it STEHL REINN?
>>49762361
They could be considered abhumans. A lot of different breeds, but there's stability within each breed.
And some of them can fly and swim fast! Those are some useful abhumans!
>>49762418
considering how diverse they are, they may teeter on the same level as Beastmen, harsh and cruel treatment as 5th class citizens at best
>>49762418
Stop trying to defend them, anon. Felinids are bad enough, we don't need more.
>>49753777
Duke got cease and desisted and let the code go public. Some other people picked it up and made it "Interstellar Army Simulator" or something, and then released it alongside a mod that turned it from 40k with the serial numbers filed off to actually 40k. What they forgot is that GW gives no fuck about actual laws and just threatens people too small to even show up in court with legal action, so GW totally did that, and since they can't afford to fight a legal battle even if they are very likely to win, they shut down too.
>>49762496
why does GW have to be headed by scumbags?
>>49762531
because copyright laws in the UK say that if your not aggressive in protecting your copyright then you can lose it.
>>49762458
/tg/ shall forever walk a fine line between hatred of furries and love of monstergirls.
Just as we walk a fine line between HFY and xenos poon.
>>49762597
its why they look the other way with the "Mod" made for "Space Army Simulator"
>>49762597
US copyright law is broken like that too. I think US copyright law might be even worse since apparently over here if you don't defend it you lose it.
It's fuckin' bullshit is what it is
>>49761861
Yes, but you have to wash off the hotglue first.
>>49762361
maybe its a magos biologis' abhuman wildlife park and he knows he'll get in trouble if he purges
>>49764865
That's pretty heretekal, but not out of the realm of possibility.
>>49761856
>They didn't realize the kreiger was a man, much less human
Oh my god this is amazing.
>>49762258
So when will shit hit the fan and the guard goes on a murder spree? Because if this does not happen i will be very disapointed
>>49759663
Except 40k has vastly better customization, so everyone shit doesn't end up looking the same.
>>49765897
Not as necessary in other games since you don't have to field 300 guardsmen.
Malifaux, for example, the average game has <10 models per side on the table.
>>49759110
>flesh gets burned off/rots away
>beard is still there
whew lad
>>49767659
...So whats even the fucking point if you're just going to slap a single fucking model on the table and act like you're doing anything worthwhile?
>>49767707
Try being a real man, you beta faggot
>>49768023
>...So whats even the fucking point if you're just going to slap a single fucking model on the table and act like you're doing anything worthwhile?
Single model? He said less than 10, not one.
>>49768045
And when I drop >10% of my goddamned army on the field, it means something.
>>49768055
And a single model in Malifaux can mean quite a bit too.
>>49768055
Some games are skirmish based, don't be a bitch.
Killteam was created as a way to try and pull some of those players to 40k. This isn't that hard of a concept that these games exist.
>>49760735
Everyone gets a squign!
>>49759110
Are those the All Guardsmen Party fallen members?
Who is the marine?
>>49768090
In a skirmish game, 10 models is 10 units. They do different, independent things. Their exact positions are crucial.
In 40k, a whole squad is actually 1 unit. Those tac marines are just hitpoints that reduce the number of attacks the unit puts out.
And thus a pretty cool thread dies.
>>49770822
An Emperor's Scythes scout who got impaled by a 'Nid because he tried to go balls-out when the AGP was his backup.
>>49770861
Kill Team is a skirmish game, genius.