The demon lord has decided to spare your life if you become part of his army.
He offer's you power, but even he doesn't know what.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
What do you do?
>>49731139
Sorry Demon Lord, I'm already enlisted in a foreign military organization. It would be treason for me to accept.
>>49731139
Suicide bomb the fucker. I'm most likely screwed no matter what I do, so I might as well go out with the biggest "fuck you" I can muster. Who knows, I might even take him down with me.
>>49731139
>demon lord
You might take my life, but you'll never have my soul.
Eat shit, fiend.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Betrayal_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
I think he done got himself fucked.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Modification?useskin=oasis
:)
>>49731139
Magic Embodiment
Lol sure
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Manipulation
I wind up with this, apparently.
So I guess I get to turn the entire world into myself and thereby dick him over?
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cleanliness_Inducement
Fucking demon butler.
Could be worse I guess.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eternal_Winter_Inducement
Thats a pretty cool power. After I'm done icing this guys enemies I'm gonna go chill with some snow babes. It'll be a breeze. No sweat. Stay frosty.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Mimicry_Immunity
I feel like this one is a bit situational. And superfluous.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Why thank you. I am now God Almighty.
This is what winning the lottery looks like gents.
>>49731139
Has the demon lord actually presented anyone with what he's trying to accomplish? I'm pretty sure we weren't at ware with hell or anyone that'd summon them or the like.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glyph_Creation
Can I get the body to match?
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subordination_Manipulation
I subjugate the demon lord.
Checkmate atheists.
>>49731174
>>49731626
>>49731662
/tg/ knows what to say to pandering demons.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Demon_Lord_Physiology
You son of a bitch.
>>49731139
What was that? I was too busy fighting your fucking army.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Attacks?useskin=oasis
The ability to project Divine energy in multiple forms? I think the Gods are trying to tell me something.
I take the power and destroy his bitch ass.
>>49732418
Be honest, you enjoy it.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Embodiment
This feels like cheating
>Age Manipulation
>Age Acceleration
>Age Transferal
>Corrosion Inducement
>Meta Time Manipulation
>Rot Inducement
>Time Manipulation
>Time Energy Manipulation
>Time Frame Creation
>Time Travel
>Being the embodiment of space, which exists in everywhere, one can be anywhere and everywhere.
I'm basically a god, yes, but stick with my human intelligence. The omniscience might drive my insane instantly
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniverse_Destruction
Your move boss
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Protogenoi_Physiology
Well, fuck, guess I'm a part of objective reality.
So, demon lord, thanks for making me more powerful than you and all, but you're kind of shitting things up. So here's a cupboard. You're free to stay there and rule there. It's pretty nice.
Now I've got responsibilities and stuff to attend to.
>>49731139
I counter offer: the demon lord gives me all of his power, and in return I allow him to continue living.
>>49731662
>being this much of a tryhard
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Identification?useskin=oasis
Demon Lord.
>>49732516
>>49732328
What's up my fellow deities?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arrogance_Inducement
I get to give the demon lord a pep talk whenever he is feeling down.
>>49732692
nm senpai
Fucking around with mortals per usual
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation
WHELP
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Fire_Manipulation
I'll take that deal
>>49731174
Your honor does you great credit, sirrah.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Broom_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Oh you are FUCKED now
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Empowerment
...Oh. Of course that's a thing. Well, this is awkward.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology
I think we're good.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting..com/wiki/Paper_Entity_Creation?useskin=oasis
Well shit
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light-Darkness_Spike_Projection?useskin=oasis
Hey that's pretty cool
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special_Ops_Mastery
I'm now Snake. Fuck yeah
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord_Physiology
Not even fucking kidding.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Event_Alignment
So pretty much Dirty Deeds. I'm happy enough with this to help out.
Everyone in this thread is way too OP.
>>49734636
>>49732329
Hey, I got good stuff sure, but it's not OP without spending a hell of a lot of time working toward it for and killing a lot of enemies with powers worth stealing.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension
Its on motherfuckers
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Capacitance_Manipulation
>The user can manipulate capacitance; the ability of a physical body/material to hold an electric charge. Capacitance can be found functioning not only in capacitors and materials, but in the nervous system of living things.
>User can't manipulate the charge, only the ability to store the charge.
I kill myself.
>>49731139
Frankly, if the demon lord can give me THIS power?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compassion_Constructs
I'm not so sure he's the bad guy.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wand_Magic?useskin=oasis
Well, I for one welcome our new demonic overlords
I got "Absolute Darkness." A little too on the nose.
Jinx. I'm bad luck for everyone around me I guess. So demon lord is gonna fall down the stair, ending his reign of terror.
>Subliminal Messaging
Oy vey
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
I am going to fuck him over so fucking hard.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Art_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Does this mean I can be anything?
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Strength
Damned be the meek, they shall inherit nothing.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acceleration
That's a pretty goddamn vague page, I can accelerate to high speeds. I guess I'm part of his scout troop, or one of his bodyguards using the power of acceleration to go to max speed for an attack in an instant.
>>49734920
You can literally store as much electricity in somebody, and then set there body to "actually it can't hold that much" and wipe them out in an electrical explosion. Or just set yourself to hold nigh-infinite charge, then just touch people to burn them to ash.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contortive_Ingestion
FUCKING VOREFAG
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mitosis_Manipulation
So... I'm a healer, but I can curse people with old age or rev up their cancer? That's pretty boss.
Time to get huge and keep our troops in tip-top shape!
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chameleonic_Nature
Funny, considering I will be playing 5e thief/dishonoured like game soon.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heliokinetic_Combat
Die in the name of Pelor, fucker.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Doppelganger
No, I am the demon lord.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Condition
*Takes his guard with his zweihander*
- I remember when you were human. Much has changed about you and me since those days, friend. Do you want to fight me once more to claim me like you did before?
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience
Guess who's the new ''demon'' lord now?
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Immortality
I serve him.
And when he dies, take it a year or a billion, I shall be free.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Embodiment
>The ability to become the embodiment of the origin of everything.
So, in exchange for working for a guy and probably selling my soul, I become not just god, but the beginning of everything, including him...
Seems like a fair deal.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Protection
>''Demon'' lord
ok then
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Constructs
I take the power, and then I find and team up with other people who have powers, and I use it to go on a grand adventure to overthrow him.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiverse_Destruction
...yay?
>>49731139
>Order Disruption
>The power to disrupt the natural order of reality.
>User can upset the natural order of reality by their actions. Such actions of the user that would never be seen would literally alter or warp reality.
>This power is uncontrollable for the user.
Well, thanks, demon lord-kun. How can help you NOW!
>>49731139
Sure, I'll accept power and help you demon lord. It sounds like a fun adventure!
>got the power to psychically knock people unconscious.
>tfw all the demon lord wants me to do is help with his recent sleeping troubles brought on by the stress of his work.
>>49732072
At least you're not just walking sleeping pills.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unholy_Vessel
uh, so if you lose your body then you can use mine i guess? well in that case you should keep me somewhere safe, maybe with lots of women and entertainment for health reasons i guess?
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beginning_Dominance
I think this is the beginning of a great relationship. And cancer for the demon lord. Every single kind of cancer.
>>49731139
Rolling
Corrupted Blood
>>49732220
I think this has given me a new fetish.
God Damn You.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Voice_Manipulation
You know, I'd rather him kill me painlessly.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Polishing
I am going to make the Demon Lord and his army look so fucking smooth.
Literally.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Torture_Equipment_Proficiency
Take me to the dungeon so that I can break thy enemies, milord.
Forgive him.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Forgiveness
This wikia has some dumb shit.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation
I defect with my new powers and start an order of knights to see him defeated in the most Rube Goldberg way possible
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Expulsion
HIGH VELOCITY JIZZ CANNON
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doubt_Embodiment
Or is that my power?
Demon lords are simply misunderstood. He's probably a pretty good guy, otherwise why spare me and grant me random powers? I bet it turns out the heroes were the bad guys all along and the demon lord's actions may fall into a moral grey zone but he had some decent motivations.
I accept the powers and receive:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampiric_Toxicity
>The user possesses blood that is toxic to vampiric entities that renders them immune to vampirism and can affect or kill any vampiric being that comes in contact with their blood.
See? The demon lord made me into the bane of evil vampiric entities. What a great guy.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cervid_Physiology
Suck a dick i'm a cervid mother fucker. A MOTHERFUCKING CERVID BITCH!!! Now see you bitches later I gotta go bump some antlers fags.
>>49739807
kek I just got that too. Our benevolent overlord is creating an army of inconspicuous beastmen scouts, apparently.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
almost whatever I want
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Lordship
Just how strong is this lord if he can give out shit like being the lord of life and death? I accept ofc.
>>49731139
>power reflection
I am the annoying boss fight that the heroes will want to skip.
>>49739935
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Defense
I guess I'm one of them, too.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Mode
Awww yeahhh
>Racks Shotgun
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Creation_Magic
He has literally made me a god
>>49739881
He's just some guy that found an artifact that grants random powers. He got an aura of fear and has just been pretending to be a badass.
>>49731139
Obstacle manipulation
I'm surprisingly not mad at this
>>49740011
Half of the thread is literally gods. So welcome to the club I guess?
>>49732862
Why are black holes so damned creepy?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Passion_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
save the world by seducing it?
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Guardian
Why did a demon lord give me this? How?
I mean now I can kill him. And I probably should.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality
That went better than expected
>>49734920
Anon... You can generate lightning as you wish, plasma, manipulate someone's neuron system , manipulate electronics etc.
Basically Railgun on steroids.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Theory_Manipulation
That sounds pretty neat.
I use my newfound power to craft win-win situations and guide the demon lord towards the path of good.
fuckin rad
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serenity_Constructs
>The power to create constructs out of the emotional energy of serenity.
... That seems an odd choice for a demon lord to hand out.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Athleticism
Time to be a Spiderman demon.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement
How appropriate.
I make his army turn in on itself in a series of envious feuds.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Circle_Combat
I could have some fun with this
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Embodiment
My power may now dwarf his?
Idk. Just gonna fuck with definitions now.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Context_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
oh boy, time to bend all of reality to my will. fuck you demon lord, all your shit is mine.
>>49731139
Famine Embodiment
Nice.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subatomic_Manipulation
I am your god now
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wish_Granting?useskin=oasis
Welp, I've won that round. I wish he was dead. I wish his army was mine. Then I kick back and grant the desires of myself and whomever I deem worthy as I steer towards a utopia.
>>49734461
You have become the BBEG of a FATAL campaign.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serving_Empowerment
I'll be the best fucking soldier in the universe
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptation_Absorption
I must eat the demons and gain their natural attributes
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Calling?useskin=oasis
Eh, could've been worse.
What is it with people and killing the demon lord who gives you powers and spares your life?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Water_Manipulation
Guess I'll run the damned aqueducts in hell and make sure all the demon shit flows out to the sea of fire.
>>49742219
Fuck that, if I'm stuck being Sex Goku, I at least want to be stuck in a decent setting.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Creation
I think I'm cool
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Communication?useskin=oasis
We hags now
>>49743257
>"Yo demon lord, I know you wanna conquer the world an all... but I can kinda just make you a new one now."
Way to invalidate everything he's been trying to achieve up to this point.
Supernatural strength, nice
>>49743342
I can make new worlds to conquer if he's tired of ruling the current one. I'm basically securing his future
>>49743065
He brought it on himself by allowing us to play the superpower lottery without rigging it in his favor.
>>49731139
>Neutrality Force Manipulation
>User has complete control over the force or energy of the impartial to their own desire. May manipulate neutral force from a dimension, object, or another being.
Please clap
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation
I challenge him to a cardgame. And then I win.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rubber_Blade_Construction
uhhhhh...
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avian_Physiology
Also got
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Bow_Construction
and
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Telepathy
>Giant Weapon Proficiency
This is clown city.
Time to become the artillery
Spit in his face and wait to be slain
>>49731139
Accept obviously? Why would I refuse new powers for certain death?
>>49731139
I got Ice Shards. Gonna make abstract sculptures.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Physiology
That's awfully fitting. I was expecting fruit magic or hair growth control or some stupid shit like that.
Divine Aura. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Aura
Fuck yeah, I accept his offer.
>>49731139
Spiritual Healing... well guess I won't be on the front lines so I'm not too worried.
>>49731139
>Artificial Godhood
LOOK AT ME
I AM THE DEMON LORD NOW
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Magic?useskin=oasis
Apparently I can rewrite reality. I think I just win.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lunar_Blast
In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you!
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Context_Manipulation
Well, at least im not dead
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Creation?useskin=oasis
Guess i'll have all of them, then...
>>49731139
Sure.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Flight
...TK demonhood here I come.
>>49735537
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Motion_Magic
Am i your god now?
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Event_Collapse
>ERASE
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Creation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suicidal_Attack
Becoming the Legend who saved the World. Nice.
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy_Breath
Glorious. Now I can exorcise the demon lord by burping.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Empowerment
I'm ok with this
>>49731139
Arachnid Manipulation.
I can call in the spiders.Because I'm Spider-Man
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bullet_Hell
I AM THE DAKKA LORD
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Resistance
guess i m part of the mageslayer battaillon now.
>>49750551
Will you promise not to use me as an infinite energy source for your powers?
>>49731139
>Sadness Augmentation
>May suffer from intense sadness and depression themselves in consequence to this ability.
I think I already have this one.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Perception
Jackpot! All of you in this thread are going down!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment
"The user becomes their own omnipotence, the supreme being and the source of everything. The user of this ability is the true master and wielder of any and every other power that is deemed omnipotent.
Being Omnipotence incarnate, the user is fully devoid of any potential weakness : the power cannot be cut off or stolen, nor can its use be disturbed, backfired or turned against the user."
I suppose I would help him succeed in his goals then go and be all powerful somewhere else.
Pretty boring power desu.
>>49731139
ITS TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation
As usual. Not that exciting what I get
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Size_Enhancement
But I guess it's workable
>>49731139
>Loyalty Empowerment
>Gain strength from loyalty.
So, if I get some followers of my own, I can have a team of Sisters of Battle essentially? That's kinda neat, I guess.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Appearance
But that's okay. I was never really anyone in the first place. Only seems fair I should change with the seasons.
>>49731139
demon lord? i rather kill myself
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Scarf_Manipulation
You know, mister Demon Lord, this is not a good reward to betray my demonic masters for you.
>>49752422
Get a ton of scarves
Gift them to your enemies
Strangle them at will
sure thing bud
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Godhood
>>49731139
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Megaton_Kick
Time to kick some ass.
>>49731139
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Attacks
Useful power, but he might murder me after all out of annoyance. Unless he has some sort of Slaneesh-thing going, in which case I´m probably his Nr. 1 henchman.
>All these faggots claiming godhood while i get to turn into a book
>>49731139
I accept of course
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Past_Manipulation
Oh the fun that can be had with this. I especially enjoy that I can likely stay behind the scenes with this power helping facilitate things with most people being unaware of it.
Alternatively I could go full '60s Batman with this. "It's a good thing I always carry the one ritual item that can banish this specific demon lord with me."
Although depending on his goals, I'd probably be more likely to faithfully serve him and help make things as enjoyable for everyone as I could.