http://inspirobot.me/
>Generate an inspirational quote
>Create a character concept or a plot based on said quote
Previous thread >>49727138
wut?
I don't wanna play.
Here some technocratic propaganda for you.
>Fear and Loathing in Neo-Tokyo
Evil Cleric, secretly spreading diseases so he can charge money to heal them.
>>49729568
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Necromancer working for Delta Green. Not even death will stop you from making a full after-action report.
Shit. That's the kind of character I play too much of.
Eclipse Phase psychosurgeon.
Did someone say trapmaster?
Hedonist Warforged
That's a politician, I guess.
Cultist of the Machine God.
I am beyond Lawful Evil, I am
LAWFUL LAWFUL
I am a wizard who seeks to make the universe perfectly ordered, and to make life perfectly homogeneousinb4 /pol/tards start talking about muh multiculturalism
A cultist of Slanesh
>>49729777
>tfw you're God and literally can't stop making universes
Shit. I'm a werewolf?
Technocratic Union: Convention: Syndicate
A self loving narcissistic retired army general who went rogue to find a life meaning, focusing on destroy everything that he built during life time
Sounds like some kind of conspiracy shit. Like Martin Luther King Jr. was a US operative or something of the like.
Its'a me, Mario!
Crazy noisy biiiiizarre town!
My character would run business seminars.
Oh myyyyyy.
>>49729922
No. You're pic related.
>A minmaxer made a deaf-blind quadriplegic PC.
Landwhales get out.
A tech-priest who just wants to make people happy?
He really hates those goddamn tinkering shortstack bitches.
A man cursed for killing an idol, on the run from his own reflection.
Anti-establishment Bard.
>Merrica.jpg
I'm not sure I want to play this campaign.
When's that 20 year anniversary Orpheus edition coming out?
>>49730066
10/10 post anon
Has Solaris actually been done in an RPG?
>Mage: the Ascention
A guy on a great soul-searching adventure.
>>49730182
Thanks, Anon. Yugioh caused me to become filled with homincidal rage towards the moon as a kid.
>>49730109https://youtu.be/xN0VAsJElX4?t=80
>Cthulhutech
The aliens had your ideas before you did.
Unknown Armies would be the easy choice here.
Eclipse Phase, that one guy who is just way too fork-happy.
Too fucking real.
Laying it on too thick there. It's about Judge Death, isn't it?
isn't this just the basics of being a bard?
The greatest gift you can give your significant other is emotional insecurity and alcoholism.
>>49730213
Thanks anon and that AI, I have my new character.
Some sort of fear-based american shaman, I guess.
Doppelgangers in a nutshell.
>>49730277
That strikes a little too close to home.
LOS MAGOS DEL TIEEEEMPOOOO!
>>49730315
>How to play Jazz Fusion
Modern tv executive.holds up the spork
>>49730334
That's really good advice.
>You better be be beautiful, because people sure as shit won't love you for your personality.
>>49730356
I wish I could get people to play that with me again. It was the funniest shit.
>>49730317
I have a story relating to this.
>PF adventure path, on some island where a lot of shipwrecks happen (don't know what it was called)
>We eventually find some survivors on a boat
>My character is the lecherous sort, so I pick the hottest chick and start hitting on her
>Turns out she's depressed
>And she's also alcoholic
>She mentions there's some flower on the island which can cure depression and/or alcoholism (I think)
>I look down at my equipment list
>Look up, smirk
>"Nah nah, that won't cure your depression. You know what cures depression? Alcohol!"
>GM tries to figure a way out of this
>He reasons she wouldn't turn it down and as long as I can keep supplying alcohol the relationship remains steady
>mfw I get laid because I was an enabler
>mfw I have no face because I don't want to contribute an unrelated image to a mostly image-based thread
When you realize you're not actually a bard, you just have ranks in perform.
I'm pretty sure the Bot could run a successful political campaign. How does it even work? Is it just semantics or does it have neural network or what not?
I'm a tiefling that enchants people into slavery and livens up his volcano home with slaves? Pretty edgy and not really practical but I guess you could become your own BBEG, that would be interesting.
>Unknown Armies
how bad me be
A suspicious Art Critic as a Dark Heresy PC?
>Chaotic Good
A guy who's has black outs when he's being possessed by unknown entities.
Call of Cthulhu?
Clown bard
Enjoys scaring small children
That's bleak.
A dude who becomes dictator and declares war on everyone so he can be with his true love?
SEX WIZARD
there's something very /tg/ related here but i can't quite figure out what
>>49729720
Genocide of the green races commence.
I'm not sure I want to play that character.
low charisma barbarian
A depressed barbarian feels he can no longer connect with the world after his brutal actions.
To real.
Farmers are redpilled
Hear that, Pope?
Beep boop, son. Beep boop.
My character is a tumblr user
The only straight sailor on the ship.
>>49730592
Is it literally trying to do the (((Jew))) marks?
>>49730695
It's just a vampire guy who's gotta get his fix for sex, muder, and blood all at the same time.
>>49730639
Not that out of place, desu senpai.
You know, with him and Eva killing themselves in the bunker together.
My character is actual real president, not the impotent figurehead chosen in elections. He doesn't know it yet.
Character is a Twitch streamer and/or Youtube "personality"
There's an Unknown Armies plot here somewhere, but I'm can't really put it into words.
That's a good tagline for a prequel to a sci-fi movie.
>>49730833
Another one.
>>49730695
>You are a Dullahan.
>Times are tough and even headless monsters must look after themselves.
>You move to the big city and, through a wacky string of coincidences end up employed by a local hi-class brothel.
>As it turns out, you are really good at comforting the weary cityfolk. Quite a few of your appointments don't even end with intercourse, but rather with a heartfelt talk and some tearful realizations.
I'd play that.
>>49730862
>Fundementalist Paladin
I needed to here that, nihilism sphere.
>Call of Cthulhu
>>49730877
I've got just the picture for you.
>>49729720
Wat
I guess it's a mahou-shoujo game.
He is the first virgino-phobic in the world.
>>49730689
>The Borg
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>>49730155
These would make some fun campaigns.
>>49729851
Sodomy may not solve problems, but it sure helps distract from them.
>>49729872
This sounds like delta green.
>>49730185
>seem
Delta Green endgame. Or CoC.
>>49730007
This sounds like the 2008 economic collapse.
>>49730067
Cunnilingual drift.
>>49730212
Or Unknown Armies.
>>49730252
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>>49730543
>>49730592
>>49730665
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>>49730922
There's a lot of DG/UA stuff here.
>>49730277
Food stamps help too.
>>49730562
Dark Souls game.
>>49730695
All magic requires sacrifice, Ed boy.
>>49730936
Pimpin' ain't easy.
>>49730950
In order to destroy the power of magical girls, and oppressive government has mandated that all women undergo gender transmutation, and reproduction shall henceforth be carried out by cloning. You have gotten magical power from dissident fairies and must oppose this vile regime.
That one has some Nurgle vibes to it.
Lady Monk needs to go home and be a family woman
Shit, didn't they blow underworld with a nuclear bomb in oWoD metaplot?
Chaotic Monks.
This one seems fun.
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that buddy.
Always go max CHA
>>49731077
That sounds like an awesome character.
>Unknown Armies adept taboos
>Waiting for OP to deliver...
>Any moment now...
Author is Necromancer who's wife drowned during their honeymoon. He learned the dark magic to bring back his lost love. Now he goes back every year to see her bloated grotesque body float to him and whisper in his ear "BLLUHHGHHHHGOOOOSHHHHHHSHSHSHSHHHWAAAGHGHHGGGH"
I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
This one has a Call of Cthulhu scenario written all over it. Then again the Color from Outer Space has already been done.
...and so a politician was born.
>>49729922
No, you're the Doctor Who show and the moon's about to hatch and completely ruin your episode.
Illithid big-bad in a Spice-and-Wolf themed adventure.
I guess this is a guy who's a really cool parent.
>>49730950
>be illegal and stay female
Sounds like a Hillary voter.
>tumblr.jpg
This is how I Toreador.
>Fiasco
>>49731367
kek
>Killing me won't bring her back!
Well fuck.
Human courtship from alien perspective.
>>49731428
40k or any random dystopia
I'm drawing a blank here guys.
>>49731457
Chuck Testa
>>49731453
Here's some 40k science for you.
I must play completely normal
>>49731457
Barbarian wearing animal hides accidentally becomes successful taxidermist. Barbarian with guild artisan backround
>>49731457
That's something I would rather not think about.
>>49731546
Imagine this. except taxidermy
My character would probably be hard-boiled PI.
...but it sure as hell helps...
DnD character progression.
Literally half of Unknown Armies plots.
Shadowrun interparty conflict.
>Eclipse Phase
ohhh, this is totally the start to a Exalted game.
How ritual magic works.
>>49731083
My character actually follows this one.
Your average supers campaign.
Cyberpunk humanity systems.
1%
That's basically every character I've ever played.
>Reality-hopping BBEG conspires to be the most beautiful being in any reality.
>>49731958
>Maleficent turned up to 11
I think I accidentally a real one.
I don't even
Coming to you live! A new and exciting way of capital punishment!
>Taft Presidency
When the world is coming to an end.
>>49730785
Bush Jr?
This one's more of a fighting game motivational.
I still maintain fucking that succubus was worth it.
>>49731304
Alternately, Patreon scammer going big.
>>49731332
>illegal
>voter
>>49731428
While it's true that there are many idiots with college degrees, few wise men lack any education at all, though it may not be formal.
>>49731781
One where you play as fairies, perhaps. Though the backdrop suggests green sun prince.
>>49731980
Just another UA plot.
>>49731347
rape.jpg
>>49729720
Some of these are legitimately disturbing.
lol
MEANWHILE, THE TIME WIZARDS
>>49734034
harrharr harr! lol
Either some kind of autistic berserker, or Shinji Ikari
This feels so deep.
>>49734111
Cool, Malalite trips!
I'm just gonna leave this one here.
>>49734111
Checked.
These can sometimes surprisingly be accidentally profound/poignant
The very stressed-out NG leader of a band of murderhobos.
>>49730144
>not wanting to be a little girl
What are you, some kind of faggot?
Boring fisherman.
>>49734231
Then thou carriedst thine ashes into the mountains: wilt thou now carry thy fire into the valleys? Fearest thou not the incendiary's doom?
I like this one.
Is Unknown Armies good? What is it about and how does it compare against Delta Green or Hunter: The Vigil?
>>49734506
It would be more like Mage than Hunter. It's basically cosmic hobo bumfights. You don't play against the supernatural, you are the supernatural. Well, and you also play against other supernatural people fairly often. Characters are crazy or obsessive, and that's the source of their powers. A typical campaign might have maybe one guy who can hold down a steady job and has a legal driver's license and all that good shit. And that's not because he's sane, it's because he hides it better. But that's not to say that he, or anyone really, is insane, necessarily. It's just a different set of priorities. Prizes like wealth and stability seem less important when you could be one of the ones to define the next world.
That's the "what is it" question. As to the others, I like it. I think it's better than those other two, DG is too depressing for my tastes and HtV, too banal.
A plague/biological warfare post-apocalyptic campaign setting.
Or a a warning about venereal disease.
>>49729720
Finally I can make that drug dealer.
>>49731077
>Dragon's Dogma storyline
>>49734811
You have made an enemy this day.
>>49734836
>Heretic on a shrine world
>>49729720
Um...
>>49732080
lost it
>>49730665
...I think GW already came up with a character based on that quote called "Tzeentch".
>>49733737
But do they TALK About it? Seems to me that it's the fools who put a lot of stock in how educated they are. Wise men learn, they don't call themselves learned.