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>Create a character concept based on said quote
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bard prostitute
>>49727138
I'm cancerman, a guy born in the Chernobyl nuclear disaster who has amazing radiation based powers which I have absolutely no control over.
I guess I'm just me from real life then.
middle-aged sharecropper turned druid
Commoner class 4 lyfe
Demon-eating paladin.
Carefully fettered Chaos mage.
Every PC.
A scientologist, I guess.
Narcoleptic barbarian.
Republican candidate.
>A very enthusiastic cultist
>Man about to enter Faustian bargain for immortality, considering backing out
>Myself every morning when considering how my life is going
Megacorps
Lawful Good paladin
Re-purposing ERP characters
An innocent young cleric, or perhaps a bard in search of true love.
Druid necromancer
GM breaks character
Chaotic Neutral
i was expecting pepe meme instead
Just like in my japanese animes.
My sides
A necromancer PI who just can't stay away from a dangerous case.
A space-captain being hunted by his old, derelict ship. The on-board sapient AI was modeled after his late wife, and the years of abandonment/loneliness drove the AI crazy.
She wants to cut off his legs and wire him in to the ship so they can be together forever. He wants a ship that doesn't mind the occasional space-hooker on deck, and also maybe doesn't do the whole limb-severing symbiosis thing.
>>49727138
...A pacifist corsair?
Shadowrun
Wild fire mage? Ignus from PST?
Burn the world, I guess.
A schizophreniac hooker who tries to defend other prostitutes from Jack the Ripper.
Modern/Future CoC PC, who's seen some things out beyond the stars.
>>49727929
And then he pushed her into the gator pond.
A shy, self hating cleric who has been left broken by his heavily abusive mother
>>49728147
That's a really fun idea. A sandman type crew of pirates who are powerful illusionists. Creeps up on wealthy merchant vessels in the dead of night, and sings old Songs of the Sea. Like the pied piper, everyone on deck falls in to a trance, and starts packing up their valuables. The captain arrives on the victim ship, his men take all of the goods, and then all of the passengers pass out. When they awaken, they're left in the water with food and fuel enough to get them to shore, but not a penny to their name.
>>49728160
>Depression is a fireplace but so is a fireplace
That platonic shit is too deep for me. AIs are getting too smart for me, man.
Househusband
Bugbear Ranger
Human bard
Literally a rogue.
Card shark who helps hunt dragons by distracting them with elaborate games
CHIM
Technocracy Director.
Evil scientist attempting to use time itself as a power source to fuel his experiment to turn himself into an immortal being with unlimited power
>>49728318
highly unsuccessful shadowrunner
>>49728330
Sell out politician attempting to use his position to decrease regulation for the fast food companies who funded his election.
Barbarian/Warlock multiclass.
Azathoth cultist
Alternately,shitposter on /pol/
Chaotic evil barbarian
That's one of those persistent Eclipse Phase agents.
Monk with low Dex.
Steven Universe spoilers.
Literally a paladin/cleric.
>>49728449
That's some Philip K. Dick shit right here.
This hits too close.
Rogue Double agent.
this thing is too real
A revolutionary/lovecraftian cultist.
Drow ranger
A Nietzsche wannabe.
Some of these are comedy gold
some sort of Bard
A toxic shaman?
A secret agent who's in it to get laid.
That reminds me, did we ever manage to do that SS13 tabletop?
A succubus coming to terms with her role in the cosmic order.
Bleak.
This one is horrifyingly on-topic considering the outbreak of evil clowns in America's flyover states.
Straight outta Lovecraft.
What do I roll to lie to myself, again?
Some weird kind of rebel. I guess he would try to uncover a politician's lies, even if the politician was lying with justness and fairness in mind.
>>49728624
>Donald Trump
A lovecraftian death cultist
Flat earth space program.
>>49728130
Nigger gave me the same fucking thing. It was even a duplicate image to the point 4chan bitched at me.
Chronomancer who fears using his powers for every time he does the rest of the world ages that much more than him. He clings desperately to the present yet is forced to fight the BBEG and watch everything and one he knows age.
A Bloodborne arcane build.
>>49727138
My name is Alex Von Deathpunch. They say that I can kill a man with one punch. I do not bother to correct them. For I am Alex Von Deathpunch and i am on a mission from God. The dead shall not rest in peace so long as I walk this earth. Fresh, rotting for skeletal, it matters not. I will do as my lord commands and Punch the dead.
>>49728645
Another one about space.
Its pretty self explanatory I dont even have to do anything.
Your typical pathfinder alchemist
A Tzimisce architect.
>>49728672
HFY ERP
I think this thing knows something about myself that I don't
The DM, I guess
Can't argue with that logic. Oh shit! Wait, am I in space?
The guy that screams at retards, I guess.
For when the bard has to go undercover
>>49727138
High-Int Wizard
It's a rogue. That's it
Prophesied hero, who in reality just lied to the people.
>>49728766
Someone with severe self esteem issues.
>>49728797
Why would I listen to you? You're a dog?
That's some good humor advise.
Before an exhibition of his art, a famous victorian artist with a very british name sees something he ought not to through his window (a crime? Something otherwordly, perhaps?), soon the moment is over and night falls, the guests arrive and are really taken by his esoteric artistry, but instead of basking in the compliments like a proper socialite, the artist closes himself in his studio.
You're among those who have come to the party/exhibition, you're not really acquainted with the host but he knows your reputation as a proper detective, you're called up to him and he describes what he saw in vivid detail, suddenly a scream is heard downstairs...
Something tells you that what the artist saw will be the least of your worries for the night.
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We bard now
>>49728804
but im also a wizard.
Succubus forcibly converted by helm of opposite alignment
Man, this thing generates Unknown Armies plots like nobodies business.
A young knight going to war for his country
Literally me
Crazy rock star believes in putting himself down as low as possible, otherwise he's "ego tripping", eventually joins japanese-style gameshows where he takes on harder and harder challenges, eventually joining a battle royale show.
Will use weirder and weirder weaponry because serious stuff is too cool, and he's got to put himself down.
Some man just want to watch the world burn...
The newest toreador discovers that eternal life is exactly what it seems
Call Charlie Kaufman. I have a plot for him.
A mutant that can implant root-like neural links into others. This can inspire the individual to "love" the mutant by messing with their neural network.
A ranger.
That's it.
>>49728980
that one guy who went to a battle, shot an arrow and went home could also work.
That look like motivational poster in supervillan's layer.
The high priest closes the church of iomedae forever
A broken, alcoholic veteran struggling to find happiness while still stuck in the past.
This one I don't know. I guess time-travelling and selfcest?
I think it went /pol/ on me.
The second coming of christ is actually just a wizard who hasn't had a haircut in a while
Asthmatic barbarian
Lawful Good Bard
A demon in hell.
>start generating a lot of quotes
>the bot goes apeshit
A lusty mage realizes that he made a huge mistake summoning that succubus, and now has to fight her charms before it's too late.
Humanis Policlub
That's some good dating advice.
>>49727138
Stockbroker Druid
The decker flips into hotsim for the last time
Legendary bard
A dude that's been turned into some kind of soul prison.
>>49728128
Thanks for the Novella idea, champ.
I don't know how much more of this I can take lads
*Tips fedora*
A hopeful prostitute
>>49729221
A regretful lich
>>49727138
I'm stumped.
>>49729243
Can't argue with that.
Sith Apprentice
Is that a fucking WWII photo?
Catfolk Priest
Do it for her.
?
Average Eclipse Phase Scum character.
>>49729270
Maybe some sort of character who can use emotion to evoke fictional characters but who cannot be too mentally focused on the task when doing so?
it's just like in my japanese animes
>>49729328
That could work.
Slaaneshi Cultist
>>49727138
Barbarian who hates the idea of government and thinks it should be replaced with fighting to the death.
That or a chaosbro in a SMT game
The obedience sphere bring up a good point.
>>49729324
Slaaneshi cultist?
A bard running for public office
Necromancer who believes the dead should be raised in service to the living, if possible bonding the original soul back the the body in a misguided attempt to give them eternal life.
Ok, you got me.
>>49729204
Dixie Flatline.
Cultist of Hastur finally figures it out.
The travelling inquisitor who takes his job very seriously
>>49729349
Here's another STD-themed PSA.
>>49729471
Liberals?
That guy.
I can't, I'm too busy laughing at these to think of anything.
My chest hurts, help.
Necromancer who goes around spreading a diseasethat works as a vaccine for an even worse plague which comes in his wake, so he is doing it out of the goodness of his heart
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Ratfolk Paladin with a rather good perception score.
>>49729547
Anti-Nurgle.
Wisdom. For real though, I'm not sure what to do with this except become a meme bard.
Carnival skeleton
>>49727924
Nice.
>that feel when you reconcile your innate hedonism with a nihilistic worldview
Lame CoC PCs.
Image limit reached. We need a new thread.
>>49729660
Nah, this thread didn't really lead to anything, no reason to make a new thread.
>>49729706
I've actually made a new one here
>>49729720
That thing is too much fun.
>>49729568
Nah dude. Martin the Warrior.
>>49728128
Marjory from Guild Wars 2?