How would you stat the Doom Slayer in 40k?

Primarch Stats

>>49709374
All stats are infinite. He's not controlled by any player. You have to maneuver your forces around him like a terrain obstacle.

>>49709435
A terrain obstacle that moves. It's essentially a roaming blast template with instant death.

>>49709374
6 Wounds, Regains 2 wounds for any melee kill, Can instantly kill any wounded enemy if attacking in melee
If there's anything to kill, he can kill forever

CaptainMcFuckSmashHammer

That's the the chapter master that can't fucking die right?

>>49709847
Give him Relentless as well.

Isn't he basically an eversor with better saves and guns?

>>49709374
WS 8 BS 6 S 5 T 5 W 4 I 7 A 5 Ld 10 Sv 3++

Special Rules: Rage, Hatred, Furious Charge, Relentless, Move through Cover, Fleet, ATSKNF, and Eternal Warrior

Weapons: bolt pistol, shotgun, assault cannon, missile launcher, plasma gun, Thermal Cannon, Master-crafted Eviscerator

the Great Communicator: To wound rolls of 6 with the Eviscerator become rending with instant death and generate additional attack rolls ( further 6's generate extra rolls)

Berserker packin' man and a half: At the start of your turn, If the Doom Slayer has less then his total number of wounds, roll a 4+ to regain 1 wound. If the Doom Slayer has 1 wound remaining, roll 2+ to regain 2 wounds.

>>49709374
His name is Doomguy

>>49710910
You mean Dootguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

>>49710910
The forces of hell know him as Doomslayer, hell walker, and just plane him.

"He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him...the Doom Slayer." -Doomslayer testament

>>49709374

Worse than a tactical Ultramarine.

>>49709758
That's actually a cool concept. Imagine a model that moves moderately erratically, 6+d6 inches, simply instagibbing everything within 6 inches.

Or, is doing it's own objectives: moves towards a point until it reaches it, randomly decides on another point and repeats the process every assault phase.

>>49711464
It's like a Killball from Halo.

>>49709374
Doomguy

WS 6 BS 6 S 5 T 5 W 4 I 4 A 3 Ld 10 Sv 3+

Type: Independent Character

Special Rules: Feel No Pain, Eternal Warrior, Preferred Enemy: Daemons, Relentless, Fearless, Furious Charge, Strafing, Insane Speed, Backpack, RIP AND TEAR!, YOU’RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!, One Man Army

Strafing: Doomguy benefits from a 3+ cover save at all times.

Insane Speed: Doomguy has a movement speed of 12 inches, a charge range of 12 inches, and is Fleet of Foot.

Backpack: At the start of each turn, Doomguy may choose from one of the following weapons to use for that turn - Fists (Adds +1 to attacks), Chainsaw (Counts as Eviscerator with no change to initiative), Pistol (S4 AP5 Pistol 2 12”), Shotgun (S6 AP5 Assault 1 12”), Gatling Gun (S4 AP5 Assault 8 24”) Plasma Gun (S7 AP2 Assault 3 24”), Rocket launcher (S8 AP2 Heavy 1, Blast 48”), BFG (S10 AP1 Ordnance, Large Blast 48”)

RIP AND TEAR!: Once per game, Doomguy may perform RIP AND TEAR! When declared, Doomguy’s Weapon Skill, Strength, Toughness, Attacks and Initiative double (to a max of 10). He gains Preferred Enemy (Everything), Rage, his armor save becomes 2++, and his Fists become power weapons. He may only use his Fists. At the end of each of your turns, roll a D6. On the first turn of use, RIP AND TEAR! ends on a 5+. On the second turn it ends on a 4+. On the third, a 3+, on the fourth, a +2, and it ends automatically on the fifth turn. Additionally, Doomguy makes a consolidate move on 3d6 after destroying an enemy unit in assault. He may use this move to begin an assault with a new enemy unit as if he were charging them.

YOU’RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!: Doomguy has Preferred Enemy: Monstrous Creatures. Additionally, any attacks he makes against them are considered to be AP2 or Power Weapon attacks. This rule also applies to Soulgrinders.

One Man Army: Doomguy counts as 1 HQ and 2 Troops.

Someone else suggested use of the Lord of War as opposed to One Man Army

>>49711464
Gobbo fanatics

>>49709374
Well doomguy solo'd all of hell's demons and the fucking lord of hell so he'd probably just go to the warp and murder the Chaos Gods.

>>49712181
Job done! Who should he kill next? Tyranids or Necrons?

>>49710473
He's pretty much a Space Marine Eversor

>>49712558
He's pretty much a Primarch trapped in the body of an Imperial Guard Stormtrooper.

>>49709374
You know, this thread is nice and all, but you can bet some 40k assblasted guys will go into retarded arguments in a while

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>>49712003
https://youtu.be/Jm932Sqwf5E

>>49712003
>Preferred Enemy (Everything)
And he doesn't have Preferred Enemy (Demons) baseline?

>>49713201
Doomguy transcends lore-sperging.

>>49713314
Yeah Doomguy's pedigree is just too perfect for petty squabbles.

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>>49712513
He kills sadness and saves the galaxy.

>>49713219
>Death surrounds me. Yet, in my head I hear something that sounds like angels!

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>>49713201
The new Doom 2016 lore will tell them to go fuck off. The Doomslayer makes gray knights look like bunch of pussy's.

>"The seraphim" bestowed upon him power and speed
>He has the blessings of haven even though he will never acheave ascension
>draws strength from his fallen foes
>is able to defeat "The Great One" a titan (Probably with his bare hands)
>"The wretch" (a demon) gave him armor wrought in the forges of Hell

Which Chaos God would be most fucked against Doomguy?

He's tireless, so he'd be able to slap Slaanesh around so long that it would get bored of the sensation, and presumably promptly collapse in on itself

Khorne would happily throw himself into the meatgrinder

Nurgle is huge, and his guts are already protruding, so he'd be incredibly vulnerable

Tzeentch is the only one who might dodge being ripped and torn, but only under the assumption that his plans aren't vulnerable to rip and tear too.

>>49713553
Tzeentch for sure, DoomGuy would simply punch his way through every trick, ploy and trap used against him.

>>49713585
Also doomguy is master of labyrinth and key finding.

>>49713630
>You think your magical realm is a labyrinth?
>HA! I've navigated levels made by Sandy Petersen, this is small time

>>49709374
>>49709409
>>49709435
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>>49709965
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Doomguy isn't anything special in 40k. Stat-wise he should just be the same as a Storm Trooper in power armor.

WS3 BS5 S3 T4 W2 I3 A4 Ld10 +3 Save with FNP 6+.

>>49714833
but those kinds of stats lack rip and tear!

>>49714833
Go to bed, Josen

>>49714858
And there is a shitload of things in 40k that rip and tear harder than Doomguy. He shouldn't be anywhere near a Purestrain Genestealer, let alone a fucking Primarch. He doesn't have biological augmentation, so he shouldn't be S4. His primary weapons are also not his fists, they're his guns. Not to mention that trying to RIP AND TEAR in Doom will actually get your ass handed to you.

>>49714905
>Purestrain Genestealer,
Huge, with huge guts
>Primarch
Even huger, with huger guts

Both are viable RIP AND TEAR candidates.

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>>49714923
No they aren't, because Doomguy isn't able to dodge a supersonic velocity, or armed with supernaturally sharp claws that cut clean through metal like a katana in a weeb's wet dream.

>>49714833
Statlines like that don't let you take on hordes of enemies and embodiments of evil.

>>49714972
> isn't able to dodge a supersonic velocity
That's what the cyberdemons thought.
They were wrong too.

>>49714976
And he won't. Because Doomguy's evil is proportionally far weaker than daemons from 40k, which are all kinds of bullshit.

>>49714988
Except he isn't, because the games quite clearly are not taking place at supersonic or hypersonic velocities. You, and everybody around you is blatantly moving at speeds under three hundred miles per hour. No information about Doomguy casts him as a super speedster able to dodge something like bolter fire (which ranges from supersonic to hypersonic), which genestealers can do. Hence why Purestrains finally got a much-needed invul save.

>>49714972
>>49714905
>>49714833

>>49713201 called it

>>49715036
it's muted for human sensibilities.

What, you thought you could see Doomguy's real speed and strength without going insane?

>>49715059
>Doomguy is definitely a speedster
>just ignore how he's never fast, ever

Doomguy will, forever and always, be an insignificant minor hero if dropped into 40k, no matter how much retards repeating decade-old memes wish it weren't so.

>>49711464
That was called a vortex in 2nd Edition. Damn thing could end up wandering the table and did, in fact, instant-kill anything it touched.

>>49715036
>quite clearly are not taking place at supersonic or hypersonic velocities
>rockets normally move that slow
>we humans can naturally outrun our own missiles

>>49715036
>supersonic to hypersonic
Doomguy dodges lasers, which by definition move at the speed of light.

>>49715141
>NEET found dead in parent's basement, doorways of house left in shambles
>pentagram found on floor with massive scorch mark
>bullet holes and guts everywhere
>victim's internet history seemed to be protesting against the awesomeness of Doomguy
>local demons relocating, have nothing to say on the matter

>>49715284
>Implying Anon isn't a Demon himself, trying to demoralize humanity

>>49715723
Can you imagine what the Ordo Malleus would make of Doomguy? Actually, come to think of it, the Grey Knights would probably try to kill him for upstaging their Grand Master!

>>49709374
Kaldor Draigo.

>>49715276
This is a case of game designers being retards. We have zero reason to believe that said generic "rockets" are in fact in some bullshit super-slow vision. idSoftware just made a game to be cool, and I haven't heard anything from them to suggest anything as retarded as all the Doom games being super-slowed down.

>>49715278
If you can see "lasers" moving, then they are not lasers.

>>49715877
Doomguy can see them.

I absolutely love threads like this, because I enjoy watching 40k kiddies storm out of the woodworks to do damage control and prove that nothing can beat their super cool overpowered setting.

>>49714972
>Thinks Doomguy can't dodge trans sonic projectiles and has to cower behind chest high walls like a pussy cog.
>Thinks Doomguy bothers with cutting metal, when rending it asunder with his gauntleted fists is infinitely more satisfying.

Have you ever actually played Doom? I'm talking about classic or the most recent here, not the "can't have a gun and a flashlight at the same time because lighting engine can't handle it" one.

Doomguy is a one-man wrecking force that melees cybernetically augmented demons to their death. He shrugs off plasma hits to the faceplate. His guns have been splattered with the ichor of beasts the warp wishes it could spawn. He is a fucking classic first person shooter protagonist. His combat level is comparable to Duke Nukem, not to a fucking unnamed stormtrooper.

The Doom Marine is oblivion, come to reap the tainted and the corrupt by force of arms alone.

>>49716028
I love 40k, and it's funny for me as well. Doomguy would carve a path of destruction through reality and the Warp in ways that would make everyone shit themselves.

It'd be like throwing Guts or Caim into Warhammer Fantasy.

>>49713219
FUCK! it's 10 at night and i have work in the morning! what am I gonna do with all this adrenaline you just pumped straight into my ear-holes?

>>49709374
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>>49715781
Isn't there a minor chaos god that wishes the death of the other chaos gods? One supposedly created by the imperial truth? It would seem to me that Doomguy/Slayer would be a demon of that guy. Still of the Warp, just against all other warp things. So really, he's a demon created to kill demons

>>49716148
You're combining Malal and Necoho. Malal doesn't exist anymore due to legal entanglements, but it is referenced via the Sons of Malice chaos marines. And Necoho only exists in Warhammer Fantasy.

>>49716222
Trips are sighted.

Well THAT sucks, I thought I had something there.

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>>49715141
speaking of old memes. which are the best memes...

>>49713219
Not even DOOM music can save this thread now that the 40kids are awake.

>>49711308
Well, fuck them. He's Doomguy.

>>49716222
Malal accidentally ran into Doomguy. That was right after he got back from dealing with the Squats after one of them called with a wimp.

>>49715781
Doomguy uses demonic technology and runes. He's an enemy to them.

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How about you stat us instead?

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>>49716333
So he's immune to the touch of Chaos then? He's got some of that hardcore Armor of Contempt on!

>>49716420
>So he's immune to the touch of Chaos then?
He touches chaos all day long with no side effects

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>>49716281
You're so cool, Brewster!

>>49716420
He got to the point where to the demons, he is the demon, and basically decided "good now I will become what they fear." Hes like a grim reaper that hangs over all of hell.

>>49716521
I love how Doomguy is one of those Chuck Norris-like figures of nerd culture. He deserves it. He deserves it not just for being a badass in-game but for setting the bar for a whole generation of shooters.

The new Doom and Wolfenstein: the New Order were some damn fantastic revitalizations of the Ur-FPS.

>>49716556
Just wait! Hopefully the new Quake will add more depth to the otherwise less impressive legacy Quake left behind. I played it but by far it is the least entertaining of the trifecta in the single-player side of things. It did however set a new bar for multiplayer and even the idea of online play.

>>49716556
It would have been much better if there was mod support, I mean if there is one thing I think of when I think of Bethesda its the Modding scenes, and Doom has one of the A++ top tier modding scenes that's ever existed alongside Half-Life and instead they give us this snap map thing which isn't nearly as fun to use or as versatile as say TimeSplitters 2's level editor.

Than again ID Tech 5 is a fucking monster of an engine to the point where I'm not entirely clear how viable modding would be on it for a normal guy with a normal PC.

>>49716556
Well think about it in-universe.
Sure most players bashed their head against the brick wall every level to complete them, despite how hard they were and how they had no save points.
But in universe? Doomguy beat each "level" on the first try, because to do otherwise would mean he died.

>>49716691
Though to be fair, in the newest Doom it was said that the Doom Slayer "chose the path of eternal torment" or somesuch. Which probably just refers to all the time he spent killing shit in hell, but it could also be a funny nod to his eternal respawning.

>>49716691
>in universe
Fuck that, have you seen Ultra Nightmare difficulty in DOOM 2016? It's Nightmare, but if you die you get sent back to the beginning. Not "to the beginning of the level", to the beginning of the whole game.

And, of course, there are already speedruns of Ultra Nightmare.

>>49717057
Whenever I imagine how it "actually happened" in a given FPS, I always assume it was first go, max difficulty, 100% (in case of collectibles, but also sometimes with body count, even when that's impossible or contradictory), and speedran.

>>49717188
Halo has Heroic be canon.

>>49716039
The Doomslayer actually reminds me quite a bit of Sam Vimes. In the new game, that is.

That same sense of experience instilled badassery. They've seen this shit before and it didn't scare them the first time.

I also get a lot of Vimes' general "There are good people that you're fucking over with your incompetence and so I've made it my personal business to take you the fuck down" attitude in 2016 Doom.

>>49714833
You're pretty retarded. The only thing s that can possibly match up to Doom Guy in the Imperium are the Grey Knights. And even then, they're pretty fucking weak.

I do recall that Doom Slayer killed some sort of Titan demon in an epic showdown. The same demon that forms the corpse you fight through in a level

>>49717722
Yep, it's even called the Titan's Realm, you find a massive skull and jump down into the bowls of the things corpse. Must've been some intense fight if the monster is large enough to be an entire game level....that still has locked color coded doors?

>>49717407
Are you the only Discworld-poster on /tg/ or is there more than one?

I swear I saw people talking about deep down graugs in a "muh new magic cards aren't real dwarfs" thread

Either way, you have patrician tastes

>>49713553
Are we sure Doomguy isn't Khorne?

>>49713553
A lot of Tzeentch's strength comes from doubting yourself, and whether or not you have control over your own will. Doomguy wouldn't care, and would metaphorically bulldoze his way through Tzeentch's plan because of sheer singlemindedness. And if you do manipulate him, he'll just get madder, not get existential like Magnus.

Say he were confronted with Fateweaver, he wouldn't waste time puzzling over which head was lying, he'd just go into rip and tear.

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>>49714833
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>>49715877
Demons get off my /tg/

>>49716342
Edgelord A
Edgelord B
Edgelord C
Edgelord D

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>>49716342
Depends on how many quarters you have.

>>49717798
I'm pretty sure Khorne has Doom on his PC.

>>49718348
>The bitch that can only fight against weaker and underequiped loyalists
>was bitchslapped by necron and thrown into space

What could be a cool model for Doom Slayer/Doomguy?
Is there any 3rd party stuff doing it?

>>49716420
He's like Tuska demonkilla. He is incorruptible because he doesn't care, he just wants to kill the next demon

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>>49716292
>Not even Doom Music
Whoa. Flashback there.

I'm going to miss you guys. And I'm going to miss the threads.

>>49709374
Smashfucker Prime with the retinue rolled into one body.

>>49719927
Do a flip anon

>>49720374
He was reffering to 4chan possibly dying in the next few weeks

>>49720400
>4chan
>dying

Kek

>>49717779

>You are now aware that the real way the Doom Slayer killed the Titan was by going through it's body like a normal level, locked doors and all

>>49720400
We've been having funding scared for literally over a decade.
Given that mootwo is one of the most balls out Jews in the game, the chances of this not being a scam are laughable.

If he genuinely needed to lower maintenance, he'd just delete the porn boards

>>49714972
>Isn't able to dodge a supersonic velocity
Oh, you're back. Are you going to tell us that Doomguy isn't as strong as a Primarch because he can't "Flash Step?"

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>>49716039
>Comparable to Duke Nukem
Duke wishes

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>Hurr Doomguy is only so cool because game designers don't know how stuff works
>All of 40k fluff is based off of a firm misunderstanding of how Anything works

You guys are great

>>49717779
What if the titan demon was an actual titan, meaning 40k titan?
A giant bio-mechanical monstrosity piloted by an Imp

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Obligatory post for Doom thread.

Also any idea what the Doomguy looks like? In the originals he looked very similar to his contemporary B.J. Blaskowitz, but in the Doom comic (which we all know and love) he was black-haired and much thinner.

His face is completely obscured in the latest game, so I've just taken to assuming he looks like a cross between the two.

>>49715045
>look at a setting you don't like
>assblast all over its logic to build up your favorite outside character to be some invincible meme god
>get corrected with logic
>act like you won by default because you were proven wrong
No, logic wins.

>>49723213
Nobody's shitting on 40k, they're just having fun memeing out with Doomguy. It's the 40k sperg who's taken it upon themself to get all offended and anal over the PRECISE RULES N LORE of 40k - a setting that runs primarily on Rule of Cool.

If anything I'd call a Doom-40k crossover a great thing. The problem with Doom is the scale is so small. The battlefield is constrained to our solar system. Doom demons are preported to be able to wipe out whole planets, yet the Doomguy makes them look like scrubs. Doomguy NEEDS to get thrown into 40k just so he can have something to sink his teeth into!

>>49723390
>The problem with Doom is the scale is so small.
The problem that the Doomguy assblasters have with it. They want him to be the most awesomest thing ever everywhere in any setting, and when they learn that his superpowers don't make him the biggest baddest badass in all of 40k, they start howling with rage-fueled laughter and attack the people pointing it out, FOR pointing it out.

>itt we try to imply the player avatar is not all powerful
Idiots. Doomguy can manipulate time, at will, for any reason, after death if need be. He can take on an entire Chaos infestation by himself because he has foreknowledge of everything that happens. He may fail ten million times in a row, but he only needs to succeed eventually to succeed against all odds.

>>49723438
His super power, along with all player avatars in video games is that they can resurrect and rewind time. That's why they always win. Against anything and everything.

Otherworldly influence makes it seem like mundane people can accomplish extraordinary things. That's what being an avatar for something greater does.

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>>49723516
For context, this exchange. He's asked if he had unholy assistance to overcome the chaos invasion.

The player character did have unholy assistance. The player manipulated time and action to ensure the success of the captain.

>>49723438
Nobody's "howling" at anything. Again, the fun of Doomguy is his memetic badass status, which becomes more and more canon as time goes on. He's a baseline video game character: unstoppable and driven on by player immortality, his personality doesn't extend beyond rage, making him more of a force of nature than a person.

So it's just funny to throw him into 40k and watch him tear shit up in a setting that compliments him. It's the 40k fans who seem to be making a deal out of it, railing over the sanctity and "srsness" of their setting. Just go with the fun. It's not like GW is actually going to release Codex: Doom Slayer, and have is only rule be "you win". It's for the sake of comedy, chill out.

>>49723690
>Nobody's "howling" at anything.
Counterpoint: your entire post. You're not the first one to condescendingly and angrily shout down people for thinking when you ordered them to just shut up and take your assblasts, but you're a pretty good example of the "shut up because caring makes you inferior" mentality.

>>49709374
The most recent Doomguy? I'd straight up just call him Skarbrand for the purpose of the rules. The fun of Doomguy 2016 is that he literally scared the crap out of everything in Hell.

>>49723805
I hate to be that guy, but if you think that's howling and condescension, you may have legitimate Autism.
Not meme autism, the capital A Autism that makes people incapable of detecting tone or levity despite it being displayed blatantly

>>49723805
Well it's just you're taking this very seriously, is all. Doom is not a serious setting, it's very over the top and gory. As is 40k, though with 40k you can make it as serious or comedic as you like. Right now we're just going all out on comedy. I'm sure on another, more serious thread, I'd defend the details of 40k lore just of much as you are. But right now I'm just saying "have fun and chill out" and you seem to think people are being condescending and hostile. Nobody here is trying to shit on 40k - they just think it would be a fucking awesome playground for someone like the Doomguy.

>>49710945
underrated

>>49713510
As someone who also want a stating of Ranger, you will have better luck if you post it as a OP.

>>49723924
>Well it's just you're taking this very seriously, is all.
So you spent zero posts, not dozens, ordering people to stop caring so your coolguy can "win" and acting like actually discussing any points made people inferior?

...Nope. Facts win, you lose, again.

>>49725544
>anon is captial-A Autistic troll
>thinks everything is a competition
>thinks he's having a serious debate
>disregard insane anon

>>49717789
>Are you the only Discworld-poster on /tg/ or is there more than one?
First time on /tg/? We're bloody obsessed with Discworld here. Heck, we had a whole thread dedicated to mourning over Pratchett when he went out on his walk with Death.

>>49716556
>setting the bar for a whole generation of shooters.
I think you mean for almost every single shooter since the dawn of shooters.

Except for that one time where he couldn't see shit.

>>49715036
By that logic space marines aren't anything special because every game they're in has them move slow as molassas.

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>>49725544
it's time to stop, anon.
if this isn't bait, it's also time to get help for that there autism.

I know bumping the thread to say this may seem counter productive, but we both know you'll wait until page 10 in order to get the last word in and hope everyone else has gone to bed/got bored.

>>49720571
He shot it until it died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiJ21n9_mN0

>Mfw the butthurt
>Mfw I called it
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>>49728834
It's not nice to mock the disabled, anon.
It's quite clear we're dealing with autism in this case

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>>49709374
It looks like Trump is inside that suit

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>>49728929
You misspelt Tomaru.

>>49728983
Sorry bro, not much of a weeb. Who now?

>>49714833
nah

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>>49728983
Christ, not this shit again.

Can you at least promise to stop posting after the 10th hour?

>>49713219
holy shit it's worth than diablo 3 writing, didn't think that was possible

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>>49728929
I can't unsee that now. Though if I was gonna put forward an actor to actually play Doomguy I'd gotta go with pic related.

>>49723213
nah

>>49723438
cause your setting's shit bruh

>>49723805
shut up fag

>>49725544
no one cares about you and you're not the arbiter of who wins anything

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>>49728929
It's BJ's face from Wolf: The New Order. They just ripped the model wholesale.

>>49729250
>>49729269
>>49729281
>>49729298

Anon, anon. Just leave the poor autist. You'll rile him up again.

Now tell me whether or not you think Hugh Jackman would make the best Doomguy, or if you have someone better?

>>49710945
Sadly, he's not making anymore of those videos.

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>>49729344
Fun Fact: Adam Baldwin was almost Doomguy in the Doom movie.

>>49729344
don't tell me what to do faggot

>>49714905
>His primary weapons are also not his fists

Not a single Primarch fights with just his fists. Even Greater Daemons use weapons. The Fucking Emperor of Mankind even used a sword.

Doomguy, however, can fight with just his fists. He regularly kills demons with his hands. Get a powerup and he'll literally tear any demon of any size to shreds, one after another.

You don't know shit about 40K or Doom, so you should stop talking about both.

>>49729481
Actually I know everything about everything and will continue to do whatever I want whenever I want. My opinions are right by virtue of belonging to me, because I am perfect.

>>49729504
Hey faggot stop false flagging. I am perfect yes, but I don't need to express it in so many words

>>49729526
Stop pretending to be other people.

>>49729481
I love how the new Doom was essentially Brutal Doom with flash. Chaining together a a string of staggered imps and crushing all their skulls for health? Priceless.

Also I found it funny that Doomguy was actually kinda Lawful Neutral in it, at least in terms of his own code of ethics. "No demonic shit allowed. I'm the only one who gets to use Hell power because I use it to kill demons. Any other use of Hell power is asking for disaster and I'm gonna stop it."

He's like a supernatural, power-armored Safety Inspector.

>>49729504
>My opinions

That was your first mistake. I don't have opinions, I have factual assessments of quality based on flawless reasoning and a comprehensive knowledge of the relevant facts.

Opinions are base things that most people quite rightfully see as the refuge of weaklings. Opinions are entirely unnecessary if you have basic reading comprehension and a sense of pride.

In fact most people agree that opinions are an imposition on the rational, so you should reconsider what you're saying and agree with me instead.

>>49729683
Stop pretending to be other people.

>>49725611
>I'm super special and superior because I don't care lol! I'm not trying to win, and that's why I win and why my favorite character always wins and why anyone who questions me is subhuman for being stupid enough to think!
Nope.

>>49727173
>it's time to stop thinking, anon.
Nope.

>>49728834
>If you argue with me, you lose automatically for caring enough to argue!
Nope.

>>49729344
>Maybe if I condescend hard enough, I'll fool everyone into thinking that I'm too special to care!
Nope.

You're REALLY pushing this angle hard, aren't you? For someone with such a violent contempt of anyone who's "stupid" and "insane" enough to hold a conversation, you sure are dedicated to winning it. Of course, since you've already resorted to attacking people for caring, I don't expect much for you except for more desperate contemptuous posturing.

>>49730039
shut up fag

>>49730039
CHRIST, man.

First of all I love how two of those posts weren't actually me. Second of all, I specifically said that in a more serious thread I would've defended 40k lore just as much as you (probably not now that I've seen how furious you get).

Third of all, you keep thinking people are calling you "insane" "stupid" and even "subhuman". NOBODY has said those things. People are being hostile to you NOW because you went full sperg-rage mode, when everyone else was just having a conversation about Doom-40k.

It's great you care about a setting, and again, nobody's insulting 40k. They're merely having fun imagining Doomguy causing mayhem in the 40k setting.

You have a massive persecution complex, as well a delusion that people are competing with you. ALSO you're likely a troll, and so I will also chastise myself for feeding you so much over the course of this thread. I should've just ignored you and had fun talking about Doom.

>>49730737
Fuck you, your fun is wrong.

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>>49730860
Yeah, obvious troll, I'm done.

HAVE SOME MORE DOOM, THREAD!

>>49717348
>if they had made legendary be canon, 40k would be even more butthurt about being 5th in line for epic space fantasy.

>>49730737
>trying this hard to backpedal
>screaming at people for thinking you're insulting them while calling them subhuman in the same post
>"nuh uh, I never said that, especially not right now, you're just imagining my posts"
>"no you're the problem, not the people who have allergic reactions whenever their fanboy wank is questioned"
>"nuh uh, the fanboys are the ones who DON'T think their favorite character should win every setting forever"
>"nuh uh, it's YOU who has this complex about winning even though that's all I've been trying to do this whole time and I've outright admitted that it's the whole point of me being here in this very post"
So in conclusion, you're the type of person who says stupid things and screams JOKING JOKING JOKING when called out whle acting like anyone who thinks outside your box is a lesser being because they're capable of thought and furiously screaming about how "mad" anyone who disagrees with you is.

Nope, you're just mad because your fanboy wankfest failed to avoid logic, and your attempts to falsely accuse others of the same thing have also failed, so now you're bringing out the usual last resorts in order to "win". I expect more of the same "lol u responded so u mad so I win", but that won't change anything about what actually happened.

>>49730860

And yours isn't? Kinda dull, if you think about it.

>>49731181
Nope, mine is correct.

>>49731074
shut up fag

>>49731211
I like this guy. You just keep beating down the autist while the rest of us enjoy Doom.

So I never got an answer. Who would you have play the Doomguy in a good Doom movie?

>>49714698
>sandy petersen
>that name sounds familiar
Huh
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1816687860/cthulhu-wars/description

>>49716628
>Than again ID Tech 5 is a fucking monster of an engine to the point where I'm not entirely clear how viable modding would be on it for a normal guy with a normal PC.
Can I download t from anywhere?

>>49731436
Yeah, Sandy Petersen wrote the original Call of Cthulhu rulebook back in '81, and did the monster designs for the original Doom. He's also apparently a devout Mormon.

>>49731635
Takes all kinds.

>the one Autistic 40kid ignoring all the posts pointing out how he's wrong
Heh.

>>49729095
You know that's not going to stop anything. Heck, you'd be a faggot to think it'll stop for a second.

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Not that guy, but I'm kind of tired of the Doomguy memes, too. I never played the Doom series as a kid and first heard about it through the RIP AND TEAR stuff, and was disappointed to learn that in game he was a bog standard FPS protagonist.

I used to do what that guy is doing now because I hated how much hype surrounded Doomguy when I didn't see him as any more special than any other hero in a shooter. Not even against 40K in particular; I would argue Samus could beat him in a fight and usually got meme'd on pretty hard.

I understand where he's coming from and suspect he may be underage or still in the same phase of vs. arguments that so often plagues comic books.

>>49732606
>bog standard FPS protagonist.

Saying he's just a bog standard FPS protag is like saying Aliens is a generic sci-fi action movie. He set the standard.

>>49732658
Though to be fair the proposition of a Samus throwdown has me curious, because Samus' meme levels are also through the roof.

Let's make it a good-natured throwdown, on the stage of 40k. First space warrior to kill 100 Bloodthirsters wins.

>>49731211
>If condescension didn't work, then mindless screaming will!
Thought so.

>>49732137
>If mindless screaming doesn't work, then declaring myself the winner despite already admitting that I have no logic on my side will!
Nope.

>>49732606
The "phase" that everyone's in is the phase that the OP was in. It's the "phase" where thoughts and conversations happen, which is what was going on in the thread before the fanatical Doomwank came flooding in and trying to act like anyone who didn't worship their super special awesome character was just an evil fanboy who should be ashamed of themselves for actually being interested in the thread.

>>49729018
In the eroge School Days, he's the protagonist's father. He's also a huge narcissistic asshole, and he gets around a lot. He doesn't even care if it's his half-sister, daughter, grand daughter, great-grand daughter, etc. It's expanded on in other games in the franchise. School Days is most famous because of how the anime notoriously adapted on of the bad ends back in 2008 I think.

>>49713282
DOUBLE REROLLS

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>>49714833
>Can beat a mechanized super demon to death with his bare hands
>So destructive that he made hell more of a shithole than it was
>Fights entire demon armies and wins
>"Just a storm trooper"

>>49732814
SCRATCH THAT. Had a better idea.

>Fel blood splattered across the visor of the Doom Slayer. He recoiled in shock. Not at the steaming blood that had gushed from the Bloodthirster's toppled corpse, but at the fact that it hadn't been his own doing.
>He caught a glimpse of the technicolor form through the gaping hole in the daemon's chest, before he was able to fully take in the figure as the beast slumped to the sanguine earth.
>It's arm cannon still steaming from the plasma blast, it fixed him with a helmeted gaze.
>"The fuck was that?" the Slayer yelled through his helmet's speakers, "I had the fucker right where I wanted him!"
>[Looked like you might've bitten off more than you could chew-] the warrior's own voice buzzed back. [Don't take it personally. There's plenty more to go around.]
>"Who the hell are you? You don't look like one of the 'Inquisition' dipshits who started this invasion."
>[Samus Aran. Bounty hunter.]
>Suddenly an image flickered on the Slayer's HUD, a vid-feed from the other warrior's armor. A closeup of a fair-faced woman shot him a vicious grin.
>[Keep up if you can. These demons aren't gonna kill themselves.] Her suit folded in on itself, and she shot off like a cannon ball to the next fight on the massive battlefield.
>The Doom Slayer growled in soon to be uncontrolled fury.
>"FUCK she's fucking hot. All right, I'll show you fuckin' slaughter demons." He hoisted his chainsaw from his back. "RIP AND TEAR!" he shouted, as he sprinted off in pursuit of the mystery amazon.

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>>49716521
>he is the demon
And then John was a zombie!

>>49732991
This better end in ball-busting sex. Don't disappoint me, anon.

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>>49732814
Samus' meme levels aren't quite as high as Doomguy's, though. Her "limit" is usually around claims that she's a lost Primarch or something, so it's not often you see people suggest that she'd casually stroll into the Eye of Terror and turn the Chaos Gods inside out.

>>49732955
>regularly shrugs off gunshots, fireballs, plasma, et cetera
>runs around at vehicle-scale speed
>can engage monster aliens several times larger than himself in melee combat and not only survive, but win
Yeah he's definitely some manner of Space Marine.

>>49733171
I think the Doomguy is actually just a regular dude who managed to unlock some kind of infernal potential, like a space marine Saitama.

>>49733112
It will. One day. But not tonight.

>>49713219
That motherfucker with a trumpet

>>49733501
DOOT

>>49732870
Shut up, fag

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>>49732870
How about retorting to the posts that actually prove you wrong:
>>49715278
>>49715942
>>49716039
>>49716420
>>49716521
>>49720921
>>49723516
>>49723551
>>49726650
>>49729481

You can't.

>>49729331
Well Doomguy is the grandson of Blasko so I think this holds up just fine.

>>49730039
>All these replies
Fuck off Virt

>>49731193

How? There are many ways to have fun. Wondering how Doomguy/The Doom Slayer would fit into 40k is one of them.

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>>49714833
>>49714905
Clearly this anon hasn't played the latest DOOM.
>can rip jaws/horns/limbs off greater demons
>can literally tear lesser demons in half
>Berzerk Pack allows him to rip the heart out of a Baron of Hell with a single punch
>kills the equivalent of a demon primarch with his own horn

>>49736162
>Clearly this anon hasn't played the latest DOOM.
Denuvo

>>49717798
Chosen of Malal.

>>49736189
stop with this fanfic tier "chaos" shit

>>49736208
You fuck off Tom Kirby, nobody likes AoS and your attempts to retcon Malal as 'fanwank' are pathetic.

IN OTHER NEWS, MICK GORDON GOT OFF HIS ASS AND MADE THE OFFICIAL DOOM SOUNDTRACK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRuTYtSbJQ
Links to the full album are in the description.

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Wait. Khorne gets power from bloodshed, right?
Does DOOMGUY's hatred for demons make it so that he doesn't empower Khorne?

Also I bet Angron would look pretty chill next to the DOOMGUY.

>>49736481
Doomguy's hatred isn't just an emotion, it's honed into a weapon he uses to RIP AND TEAR.
Khorne can't use it, because it doesn't exude from him as it does for everyone else

He's literally Dreigo but likable

>>49714833

>A human with absolutely no biological modification or power enhancing tech using mudane means (excluding power ups and the BFG) literally crushes a realm of chaos so bad that they could not kill him and wound up having to seal him away instead and started a legend about how fucking insanely overpowered he was.

That is a far beyond anything anyone has every done in any of the 40k lore.

>>49736650
Current lore is he may not even be human, and he literally feeds off the energies of hell. His rampage while trapped there went for something like three thousand years without once stopping to eat or sleep.

>>49736700

Still, far beyond anything the 40k crew has done.

>>49736700
Play Doom 64 (which new doom explicitly uses as part of its lore along with 1 and 2) and watch the ending, he is for sure no longer human.

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>>49736714
Yes and no. His actual raw killing power is somewhat beyond 40k, but they at least accept the limitations that he's one man and that there are entire other regions of hell to marshal armies from to throw at him, and that since he's one guy dropping a cathedral on him is an effective strategy.
>pic related while the demons waited for all the rubble to settle

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Alright, how would you think this guy would do in 40k, then?

If you think his lack of guns and power armor would make him an easy target, you gonna have a bad time.

>>49736174
It's been cracked.
Doom, I mean, not Denuvo in general.

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>>49714833

>crushes a human skull into pulp with his bare hands at the start of the game
>storm trooper stats

Stop. Guy's at least 1st Company Captain grade.

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>>49716420

>So he's immune to the touch of Chaos then?

Well he has survived multiple trips to the Warp to the point where the daemons had to bury him in one of their temples and lock him in a sarcophagus to get him to stop.

Also his power armor is daemonforged.

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>>49738207

You're doing the Emperor's Work.

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Not so tough after all!

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>>49738290
finis

>>49738300
You're a big hearted guy, anon

>>49738247
I realize it's just comic writers making big numbers because they can, but he hoists that thing damn easy for it being 80 pounds.

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>>49736700

Guy's basically a fucking daemon himself at this point.

>>49738844
He'd probably be the physical manifestation of Khorne's corner of the Warp if he, Doom Marine, was in 40K

>>49738443
4u

>>49729344
If he were younger, I'd say Bruce Campbell.

>>49739335
Do you think Ash Williams was some kinda intermediary? Like he was the bastard son of BJ Blasko and then HIS bastard son was Doomguy?

>>49739509
Or Brock Samson

>>49737428
>daemonforged armor

Sure looks very human-made what with the warning labels and such, though

>>49739566
Talltales Poker Night 2 Says their related

>>49709374

Compared to 40k Doomguy's regular demons don't seem all that strong, but you never know, his power level is hard to estimate.

>>49739753
Compared to 40k 40k's video games demons don't seem all that strong.

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>>49739753
To be fair Doomguy only ever shows up in the aftermath. He tears through hordes of demons, but the demons have already dominated whatever planet they showed up on. And it's implied they've conquered civilizations before.

>>49739698
His armor was make by a supposedly demonic entity called "The Wretch", but it could be it's a demonically-upgraded version of his original marine armor.

>>49739737
Oh shit I remember that! There's gotta be some way we can tie together BJ, Ash, Brock, AND Doomguy.

>>49739809
Or its a reference to the time-wonkiness the demons mentioned, and The Wretch is the name of the robot guy who tried to make deals/steal oil from hell

>>49739806
Can't triforce outside of /vip/ bruh.

>>49739872
You can still do it on /b/ too.

>>49739910
>/b/ 2
I did say /vip/.

>>49739845
The Wretch isn't Samuel Hayden, stop listening to fucking reddit.

The Night Sentinels were betrayed by one of their own, who sold them out because the demons promised to bring his dead son back to life. What he got was a demon in the form of his son, with all his memories and personality. The traitor killed himself out of shame and horror, and his son allied with the Night Sentinels and Doomguy to try and right his father's betrayal. He's the one that 'forged' the Doomguy's armour, and the 'human-like' design may because of his own heritage, the Doomguy's own specifications, or because it's an upgrade on his existing armour. The Night Sentinels get around in armour that looks straight out of the Crusades because they've been in hell for much longer than Doomguy.

>>49739809
>To be fair Doomguy only ever shows up in the aftermath. He tears through hordes of demons, but the demons have already dominated whatever planet they showed up on. And it's implied they've conquered civilizations before.

Sure but I mean whereas 40k daemons can do some fucked up shit, like breaking tanks with their bare hands, the doom grunt demon seems more like an animal.

>>49740071
Oh no I'm sure Chaos demons are more powerful than Doom demons, but I don't think the difference is too far off, and I think they'd both get along pretty well.

But Doomguy doesn't give a shit. He'll tear through them just the same.

>>49740071
Mostly because we don't see the lesser 40k daemons much, creatures like Imps and Unwilling are somewhere between the average Chaos daemonic soldier and lesser creatures like Nurglings, whilst Hell Knights and Pinkies are approaching Greater Daemon levels of power (sounds strange but both hit like a tonne of bricks, even against Doomguy, whilst their own physical resilience is more lacking), and creatures like the Cyberdemon and Spider Mastermind are easily the equal of Daemon Princes.

>>49736621
>implying meme Draigo isn't likable
I know The emperor TTS isn't canon but still...

>>49739776
kek

>>49737223
will probably get buttfucked by an harlequin that he couldn't even touch.
Harlequin kiss one hit instadeath this nigga.

>>49737223
40k has no underworld and Kratos canonically died several times. He'd be chaos food

>>49742041
Doomguy has died, too, though. He respawns in Hell, and starts killing demons there, yes, but the guy has been killed by demons before.

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>>49733218
>space marine Saitama

No, sadly not even Doomguy is quite THAT level of hax but...

Hmm.

Now I'm just imagining Saitama popping up in the Doom universe all confused and then going on a rampage killing everything while trying to figure how the fuck to get home before the sale ends.

>demons start pissing themselves in blood when they realize they have to deal with not just one, but TWO extinction-level threats. One of which does not even require guns to kill them, period!

>>49743322
I wasn't thinking in terms of power level, I was thinking in terms of they're both normal, unaugmented dudes who just "unlocked" some kinda power within them.

>>49743438
Or whatever happened to the Doomguy.

I never actually played the original games, so I don't honestly know how it all ties together or if there's any real explanation for his crazy-ass battle prowess.

>>49743604
Original Doomguy's favorite weapon was a rocket launcher. He wanted to be buried with it because he planned on cleaning up hell when he died.

>>49743322
Fuck is that warning sign from?

>>49743849
Something electric, i reckon

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>>49743849
No idea.

But here, have another

>>49729567
>He's like a supernatural, power-armored Safety Inspector.
I'm just having flashes of the problems involved in trying to make hell and the warp OSHA compliant.

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>>49723111
>thinner
dufaq, he looks like a fucking 80s action figure

Sad that they didnt made an schwarzenegger doom movie

>>49716084
>Caim into Warhammer Fantasy.
Now that is a fanfic I would read.

>>49745472
that movie sounds amazing

>>49745472
I was thinking more his face

>>49745501
I don't think a Doom movie is a good idea though, I don't think you can do it right regardless of how hard you try.

Doomguy isn't here to tell his story or talk or interact or any of that. He's here to kill the fuck out of some demons.

That isn't conductive to a movie format because it would just be a big action scene, especially if you had him played by a big name actor who will insist on showing his face and talking a lot.

And it was perfectly used in the new Doom game where there actually is a pretty well written story going on around Doomguy, he just doesn't give a flying fuck about any of it and just wants to kill some fucking demons because that's what he does.

>>49717789
>>49726193
Funny you guys mention Pratchett in a DOOM thread, considering he was a pretty supportive of DOOM's approach to solving demons with hot lead instead of prayer and good deeds

>>49746023
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..."
— Terry Pratchett

>>49746042
God I love that man, I read a dickload of the books when I was younger and lost them and now I only have Color of Magic

>>49746023
>>49746042
>PA, OL' MISS WINTERS GOT DA DEVILS
>Fetch me my boomstick and huntin' hat, boy

>>49743849
Either a substation or a chemical plant.

>>49739776
Yeah 40k has ridiculous inconsistencies like that.

>>49739776
This.

If Titus can shoot and chainsaw his way through packs of bloodletters I'm sure Doomguy will be fine.

>>49746294
Titus is Doomguy's great*1900 grandson.

Why the fuck that family line would've moved to what would be Ultramar, I have no clue. Maybe he was one of those on-the-fly crusade neophytes.

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>>49745744
You realize there already is a DOOM movie, right?

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>>49746294
But anon-kun, he's a filthy heretic

>>49746721
Only a HERETIC would actually FALL to Chaos after murdering his way through a horde of daemons.

I mean seriously, what kind of nancy bitch kills hundreds of heretics and then gives into corruption? It's like "yeah, I just harvested my field of corn-OH SHIT NOW I'M MADE OF CORN".

The only reason one of the Emperor's Angels of Death would fall to Chaos is if they're too much of a BITCH to keep the "righteous" in "righteous fury".

>>49746698
Yeah but that one sucked ass.

>>49745744
They'd be able to do like an exposition thing of people dealing with the demons and it cuts to Doing it every once in awhile kicking demon ass. It's be kinda like Hardcore Henry ya know, but with more plot.

>>49746810
Just think what Karl Urban after Dredd would do with a story like the new game's. I like to think the movie cast works well as a group from one of Mars' moons that eventually get back to Earth because of the Doomguy's actions in Doom 1.

>>49747447
That brings up a decent point on how a good Doom movie could be like Dredd in where it's less of a story and more of an exercise in cinematography.

>>49747530
Well they tried the first person aspect, but their preference for live action in the sequence (literally nothing but the Pinky and the assault rifle firing/hands were CG, and the camera had a rifle prop mounted to the bottom), and the fact they had a total of 3 performers for the Imps and Hell Knight meant it looked like shit.

Now I think it would be a good looking movie if they had the budget, but did something like the Halo movie was planning on, which is that the Doomguy is viewed as a force of nature, and no communication happens between him and the squad of marines trying to assist them. Though it would probably get all experimental with the last 45 minutes of the movie having a silent protagonist butchering monsters.

>>49731256
Still Karl Urban, just wearing the helmet constantly, as it should be. You know, like he did in Dredd. I honestly feel as though D44M would make a great movie if you boiled it down to its core plot and cut out a lot of the go to x and get y. The major issue there is that D44M, surprisingly, has a canon that wouldn't make sense to a movie audience off the bat, and while as a video game it makes a lot of sense standalone, as a film it'd fall apart.

>>49743604
Nothing in particular 'happened' to Doomguy. He was just, apparently, very good at what he did. His prowess is evidenced in the games and that carries over through a sketchy canon that looks something like:

Doom 1 -> Doom 2 -> Doom 64 -> Dimensional hijinks in which he assists the 'precursor race' from Doom 3 that interacted with demon energy in putting a stop to their demonic problem, Doom 3 protagonist possibly completely unrelated otherwise -> Doom 2016

So he's been at this for aeons, battling demons, picked up some sick praetor armour, which I suspect to be his original suit which was then demonforged, and a cadre of crusader followers who also joined him in hell. He was eventually baited into an elaborate trap preceding the events of Doom 2016 and imprisoned in a sarcophagus, the game opens with him escaping from it in a dimension that's not his own, but very similar.

I just assume that Hell is outside of the regular dimension structure and that's how he keeps ending up in universes that are very similar but ultimately different, what with the ARGENT energy, Hayden in charge of the Mars colony, but the UAC as a constant.

>>49747716
There must always be a man, a shotgun and an unethical megacorp? This is getting to be Bioschock Infinite tier.

>>49736700
I guess he tapped into the ARGENT energy somehow. Probably through the Praetor suit. Also the universe might have adopted him as a constant check against demonic incursions, because he was THAT good, and always happens to show up when shit hits the fan.

>>49731256
Ben Aflec

>>49713447
He also can't be killed only temporarily contained, killing him just means he re-appears somewhere else and now he knows where all the enemies are. To the demons he's "the big bad that needs to be sealed away".

>>49747730
It's not like it's the key plot point though, it's just an explanation for why Doomguy is still around and so much of a fucking badass. I'm cool with it.

>>49736790

Correction. Dropping a Cathedral on him only allowed them to put him in a box that got progressively smaller. It didn't actually hurt him and any attempt to kill him like that would have just started the engine all over again.

Do we have to have this thread every night?

>>49719697
Does Demonic Tuska have a statline?

>>49747893
Hey it worked. Though I wouldn't have wanted to be part of the legions they used as bait for the trap.

Doomguy only has two weaknesses.

His sense of morals, which got him into the shithole when he beat the shit out of his CO for trying to make him commit a warcrime and kill civilians which that got him shitcanned and sent to Mars.

And his pet rabbit, who was killed by The Demons.

>>49734740
>A-admit to hypocrisy?!
Where did /v/ touch you, comrade.

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>>49747742
>the universe might have adopted him as a constant check against demonic incursions
>Doomguy is a Heroic Spirit
pls yes

>>49734740
>How about retorting to the posts that actually prove you wrong
Sure, if you can find any posts that prove people DIDN'T come in here Doomwanking for nonsensical bullshit reasons and throw tantrums when other people used logic to explain why their favorite video game hero wouldn't automatically rule the universe.

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>>49748382
>logic
>40k
It's time to stop posting, anon.

>>49748521
But anon he's using LOGIC.
>LOGIC
>LOOOOGIC

>>49748521
>It's time to stop thinking, anon.
40k has more consistent internal logic than Doomwank does, Doom itself nonwithstanding.

>>49748382
Fuck off, fag

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>>49748722
Reminder that an unaugmented human can hold his own against a chaos space marine for a few seconds in a swordfight.

>>49748803
Is this achievable natty?

ITT: the combination of Doomguy, 40k and /tg/ was so intensely neckbeardy that it caused the Chaos God of Autism to be born.

I hope this shit gets archived because I've never seen a bigger sperg.

>>49749068
ITT: You made a thread to wank your favorite series, got actual answers instead, and were so offended you had a screaming meltdown.

>>49749109
Shut up, fag

>>49749124
>If I say it fifty more times, it'll prove that YOU'RE obsessive!
This is on par with the
>You think my favorite character wouldn't win the setting forever? How DARE you not worship him, you obsessed fanboy!
that you started the thread with.

>>49748803
>for a few seconds
Emphasis on for a few seconds

>>49709374
Faggots getting mad aside, Doomguy is essentially Space Marine tier but the game has him running around in carapace armor instead of Mk.7

I wouldn't say he's Primarch tier because no psychic powers, but he's definitely a Custodes or a Thunder Warrior

Actually, the whole pyschotic hatred thing Thunder Warriors have is kind of perfect for Doomguy

>>49749109
You are the embodiment of social ineptitude.

In over 20 years of using the Internet I have never encountered a bigger sperg than you.

Literally kill yourself. Don't even leave a note.

>>49749164
Shut up, fag.

>>49733171
>implying he is not the big E from his days kicking demon ass

>>49716311
kek

>>49749213
>no psychic powers
So what you're saying is you haven't played DOOM 2016 and don't know what you're talking about?

Reminder that Doomguy (well, certain Doomguy builds) has literally infinite ammo as long as he's above a certain armor threshold, and he can beat armor out of demons ergo he effectively has perpetually infinite ammo.

>>49747716
So lemme see if I understand this correctly

Doomguy was just a regular soldier-type dude who found he was just good at kicking demonic ass and somehow managed to kill so many that he was empowered by it. To the point where he apparently stopped aging and no longer required things like eating or sleeping in order to fuel his murder-spree against hell. Trap happened, he got sealed in a sarcophagus long enough that he made a fucking IMPRINT in the stone of it and then somehow he was discovered by the UAC of another dimension and subsequently released.

I miss anything or is that it?

>>49750356
That's pretty much it. There's a bit more with his crusader friends and speculation about his role with the precursor race in Doom 3, and the demon forging of the Praetor suit, but other than that. Yeah.

>>49749865
Is infinite ammo enough dakka?

>>49749213
That's a significant overstatement. His punch hits about as hard as a single shot from a pistol, which is puny compared to even a lasgun. A Space Marine could hit a lot harder than him without power armor.

>>49747893
They got his armour off somehow, so I don't think he was just locked into a shrinking box. I like to think that it was enough to knock him unconscious and completely pin him down so he couldn't just dig out of the rubble Grimaldus-style, and that they literally transfigured and compressed the entire temple's worth of rubble into his sarcophagus.

Plus the 'cathedral trap' being a legit tactic was more to do with that actually working on one man because you can hold off on triggering the trap until he's where you want him, wheras trying to drop a building on an entire army is less reliably effective.

>>49750863
Unless said building was the Imperial Palace on Terra, anyway

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>>49716292
>>49719719
Wew, still a few fellow true oldfags around.

>>49750870
It's no good dropping the building if the majority of the army never goes inside, yes?

>>49750906
Could always bait them with promises of candy and power

>>49748382
>40k
>Logic
Anon, a japanese VCR manual makes more sense than the "Logic" of 40k. Admit it, you ain't got shit you aspie

>>49751354
40k has more logic in it than Doomwank. Although I will admit that none of the arguments against Doomwank hold ground if you completely abandon logic and consistency.