Hey /tg/ help me out here. I forgot what the alignments are for my D&D game. What goes in the top left corner, again? I can't quite remember.
Its lawful stupid
>>49709225
very well, I shall play your silly game
>>49709225
1st Row, Left to right:
Cheesy Broccoli, the Cheesiest of the Veggie alignments.
Pure Cheese: the pure ideal of all Dairy products.
Cheddar Bratwurst: the hybrid of cheese and meat. Tends to be rater awesome, but also overwhelming.
2nd Row:
Salad: played only by those who follow the path of Green. Often needs Dressing.
Food Neutral: bland things, such as Saltine Crackers and Lentil soups. Boring.
Steak: Everyone wants to be Steak at some point or other.
3rd row:
Veggie-burger. Wishes it were meat. Can be interesting if done well, but otherwise kind of a pick.
Bread: Used in everything, but unless it has proper condiments can get old and stale fast.
Breaded Chicken: Can be awesome if done well, but also shit-tier if you don't have some quality. At it's worst it can be absolutely KFC.
>>49709967
A good start, fits there.
>>49710107
Okay, so that's the top middle, but I'm not sure about the rest.
>>49710194
Middle far right is Dragons fucking cars.
>>49710225
Seems legit.
>>49710225
>>49710266
Does that mean the opposite is cars fucking dragons?
Sorry, I don't have a visual interpretation, maybe somebody else can help...
>>49710361
There are a lot of pictures of dragons fucking cars, but I can't seem to find any of cars fucking dragons. That being said, it doesn't necessarily have to be opposite.
>>49710266
underneath lawful cape: RoboCop
>>49710361
>>49710400
Dragons fucking cars is awesome, and exciting, therefore the opposite of it would be boring. In keeping it with Lawful Cape, I say that opposite is Technicolor Dreamcoat.
>>49710441
>>49710435
It was a tossup between the two, but I think Technicolor Dreamcoat was how it was in the original rulebook.
>>49710266
The very middle is Confused.
>>49710521
I don't quite understand, but I put something in there anyway.
I believe the bottom middle is Skeleton.
>>49710546
Bottom left is dark and brooding, not inherently malicious yet inevitably surrounded by gloom. I hereby nominate Dostoyevsky.
Wait, wasn't one of them Freaky Naughty?
I could have the wrong edition.
>>49710582
>>49710555
Both are excellent contributions.
There's only one left -- sharp-eyed viewers might notice I discovered the top right one on my own earlier, but neglected to tell you.
Bottom right is Chaotic Reference
>>49710627
Bottom right is trap midriff.
>>49710650
that's a girl and you're rusing
>>49710650
Hnnnnnnnng.
>>49710630
>>49710650
>>49710658
...So the Bottom Right is That Guy?
>>49710658
Bugger all, I've been found out.
Bottom right is actually reptilians.
>>49710677
Thanks, that was it!
There, now my alignment chart is complete, and I can start the game.
Unless I'm missing something else... What else am I forgetting?
>>49710734
Chaotic silly.
Shit. As it turns out, the entire section for classes is too damaged to read! I can remember some of the basics, but I'll need some help filling in the blanks.
I think the first class was some kind of savage warrior, fueled by rage, but I can't quite remember the name. What fits that description?
>>49710774
Dancemaster Deluxe?
>>49710774
I think it's called "SJW"
>>49710487
How did Dead Kennedys get in there?
>>49710774
Keyboard warrior
>>49710774
Turbo-NEET
>>49710790
That's the one, thanks!
Now, what was next? Going alphabetically, I think it was a musician of some sort, using the power of music to cast strange magics that aid their allies and hinder their foes.
What fits that description?
>>49710871
Dude, come on.
How could you forget about the Electric Eelmancer class? Hell, it was one of the only balanced classes in the entire book.
Oh right, the Intoxicated Dungeon Master! I always liked that class.
>>49710871
the Daring Diva?
>>49710895
You're thinking of the second class from the Underwater Acoustics splatbook. The second alphabetical class in the PHB is Vaporwave Vanguard.
>>49710966
Yeah, in standard PHB, but they rolled a bunch of the splats into the core for Anniversary edition. Pretty good bargain as well I might add, since the extra books were like $40 a pop before then.
>>49710871
Alphabetically after Dancemaster Deluxe and a musician? It's the Effeminate Nose Flutist
>>49710966
Yes, perfect, that's the one.
After Vaporwave Vanguard was, I believe, a priest of some sort. They hear the words of the gods, and call down miracles to enforce their deity's will.
What fits that description?
>>49711040
Note: pictures are appreciated, as I have no art skills or image editing skills of note.
>>49711020
Is there any space left for JUSTICE-chan?
Friendly reminder that according to Gygaxian standards, she's a champion of Lawful Good and would make a great paladin.She's also cute and I want to hold her head against my chest
>>49711040
Why, Fedorians, of course.
>>49711040
The Kiddie Fiddler(catholic). Lawful Evil only.
>>49711051
>Is there any space left for JUSTICE-chan?
Just wait, when we get to the class that hunts in the wilderness and has animal familiar, that's her.
>>49711040
Forlorn Feelsmen, disciples of Kek.
>>49711125
I'm pretty sure this was it.
If I'm remembering right -- and it's been a while, so I might not be -- after the Forlorn Feelsman was a nature-themed class, maybe with an animal companion and a deep connection to the natural world.
Can't seem to remember the name, though.
>>49711180
It was a viper, and his animal companion was his horse mount.
>>49711180
>a nature-themed class, maybe with an animal companion and a deep connection to the natural world.
>>49711051
Hellgate Sentinels, warriors who fight demons on the very edges of reality.
>>49711180
This guy maybe?
>>49711180
The Definitely Not Just a Bunch of Spiders
>>49711197
My nigga!
>>49711220
That's exactly it, thank you.
Next was... shit, what was next? I think it was a versatile warrior of some sort. I seem to recall them being underpowered compared to the other classes, though.
herbal medic
prepares medicinal weed and olny medicinal weed
>>49711284
Young Man with Autism
>>49711284
This guy right here.
>>49711284
We call them Extras.
>>49709225
Superior alignment system coming through.
Master of Shrek style kung fu.
utillises the power of his massive dick and love
>>49711284
Grognor's Greasers, skilled in fists, broken bottles and one liners, but they couldn't wear and armor beyond a leather jacket, jeans and sunglasses
>>49711324
That was it!
After Courage, I think the next one was some kind of mystic who used martial arts styles from the far east.
SHREK FU
>>49711352
Ken-Sama, the Otaku (that's Japanophile for you Baka Gaijin)
>>49711352
I'm not 100% sure but I think it was Fat Dweeb
>>49711352
Nazis
>>49711352
This may be from a splatbook but pretty sure that’s Spiritual Liege?
>>49711284
>>49711352
pretty sure that's Slav
>>49711471
Shit, that's right, how could I forget that?
Next was some kind of holy knight who are chosen of the gods, but who focus less on magic and more on combat skills. They heal wounds with a mere touch, I believe.
>>49711512
Piggy Police
>>49711512
I think you mean the Hulkamaniac.
>>49711512
Honest NEET
>>49711512
It's God's Chosen Doomguy
>>49711512
The Macho Man.
>>49711512
>>49711512
Luchadore!
>>49711555
>>49711536
You're mistaken, they're the Mega Powers!
>>49711592
Of course! The most righteous class duo of all time!
>>49711512
Bike Cop
>>49711592
Thaaaat's the one, thanks.
I think next was another nature-themed class, but this one was more of a woodsman-type, striding through the forests, ranging and exploring.
>>49711637
Were you perchance referring to the Waifu class?
>>49711637
This guy, striding through the forest, picking everything up.
>>49710650
Where's the bulge, senpai?
>>49711637
Hickock45
>>49711672
I've already admitted it's actually a girl.
>>49711637
lumberjack
>>49711722
Admitting your wrongdoing is not enough, as a penance, post/link the whole set.
>>49711722
Is it you?
>>49711724
I think you have the right idea, but your picture looks wrong...
>>49711722
I don't know, senpai. Those hips scream "boy" to me.
>>49711751
Those hips scream "fuck me" to me regardless of gender.
>>49711724
I remember now, thanks for jogging my memory!
Okay, what was next? I think it was someone sneaky, who could deal huge damage with sneaky strikes, pick locks, disarm traps, and be generally stealthy and deceptive.
What kind of archetype matches that description?
>>49711742
That is the whole set. It's also the only too intentionally lewd pictures of the girl online.
>>49711751
Nope, look up Purrblind Cosplay. Those she posted on her porn tumblr.
>>49711637
Kaprosuchus Saharicus
>>49711805
Not actually blind guy
>>49711827
That's Araripesuchus wegeneri. This is Boarcroc.
>>49711805
How could you forget? It was Mexican Anonymous.
>>49711805
>>49711805
That would be a crocodile.
>>49711805
Generic Stockphoto Politician, obviously! Who else could be so sneaky and deceptive? (Not to mention all the damage he does to our society...)
>>49711884
There we go, that's exactly it. Matches perfectly.
Next was... wait, what the fuck was next? I'm drawing a complete blank! Help me out here, guys.
>>49711915
The Trash Man. He takes out the trash.
>>49711915
Internets busiest music nerd
>>49711915
Hungry Burger.
>>49711915
The Chef.
>>49711915
Angry Navy Seal.
>>49711915
A lesbian
>>49711915
the bovine tinkerer
>>49711915
>>49711884
>>49711827
See, I knew I was at least in the right direction.
>>49711915
A person who innately has magic, followed by a guy who learned all his magic?
>>49711915
Gunman, user of guns.
>>49711915
Miles Edgeworth
>>49711915
Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
>>49712375
What was the name of that guy who didn't get any results for [insert name here] the hedgehog?
>>49712397
>>49711915
Swimpy
powerful and intelligent raccoons who summon and control clever and skillful child familiars
>>49711915
The great one.
>>49712669
Is that the wendy's girl?
>>49711915
>>49711915
those whose use of magic through learning are untethers them from the laws of reality
>>49713079
>>49711915
OP? You still here?
>>49713395
Just watching, I actually intended on ending the thread there without adding anything else.
>>49713422
But OP
YOU FORGOT TO FILL IN THE SECTION ON RACES!
>>49714202
OH YEAH
Okay, so there was this one that was slender, snooty people that liked forests and magic.. what were they?
>>49714319
Gorrilaphantaurs
>>49714319
/k/ommandos.
>>49714319
Gothapotomi.
>>49714319
/pol/?
>>49714319
Touhous.
>>49710734
Brutal Tragedy. It only exists on the alignment hyper-cube, however.
But OP! You forgot the last class! The one who assaults their enemies with horrible magical powers!The doctor
ebin
Let's fill up the equipment while OP's away
>>49714319
Original OP here, glad to see people liked it enough to keep the thread going. Good luck!
>>49721890
Bait, endless box of
>>49714319
Juggalos